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New Tolkien Story To be Published

vingilot writes "CNN reports that Christopher Tolkien has edited and will release a new book by his father. From the article: 'Christopher Tolkien has spent the past 30 years working on "The Children of Hurin," an epic tale his father began in 1918 and later abandoned. Excerpts of "The Children of Hurin," which includes the elves and dwarfs of Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" and other works, have been published before.'"

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  1. Well! I stand corrected. by koreth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess outrageously long copyright terms really do encourage artists to produce more work after they die.

    1. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope so...I can't wait for Tupac's new album in 2080!

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    2. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by vancondo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmm.. Maybe there's a reason the story was tossed aside in the first place?

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    3. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's almost like you're saying Chris Tolkien is only pimping incomplete scraps of his fathers work to make a cheap buck for himself. If that were true, you'd expect him to have written a bunch more books with "Tolkien" in really big print on the back, in an attempt to fool the ignorant into buying what amounts to extremely amaturish fanfict.

      (Special place in hell reserved for Chris Tolkien and Frank Herbert Jr.)

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    4. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, he added on to the joke by providing a more concrete example that a specific group of people could relate to, therefore making it funny!

      Don't be an asshat.

    5. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know, ya bring up an interesting point. Where is Tupac, anyway? Wait, wait, don't tell me. See, I think he's hangin' out on and island somewhere. With Kurt Cobain. And Elvis and John Lennon.

      Make your bucks, then die and make some more bucks.

      The perfect business model...

    6. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by bogjobber · · Score: 1
      Special place in hell reserved for Chris Tolkien and Frank Herbert Jr.

      Don't forget Patrick Hemingway. I'm sure there are more.

    7. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by rmgrotkierii · · Score: 1

      Arrr.

      I agree with your post, don't get me wrong, but it's Brian Herbert I curse during the night, not Frank Herbert Jr. :)

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    8. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Carthag · · Score: 1

      Come on! [/GOB]

      Tolkien isn't bad enough to compare him to Herbert. Sheesh.

    9. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I have three words for you: The Garbage Chronicles.

      The dramatic irony is, that book is very well-named.

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    10. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by e2d2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know that I have works from my father and I've extended them in my own interest, but always with the intent to honor my father and his inspiration. Maybe young Tolkein thinks in the same fashion? He is bringing his fathers work to life. Just another viewpoint.

    11. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by sivadnitsuj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I'm guessing either you're dismissing or have not read the Similarion?

    12. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      See, I think he's hangin' out on and island somewhere. With Kurt Cobain. And Elvis and John Lennon.

      Dude, you forgot to mention Jim Morrison, Andy Kaufmann and Bruce Lee.

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    13. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      If you listen carefully, Tupac predicted Tolkien's new book.

    14. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Raelus · · Score: 1

      "Dave Chappelle, that ain't yo wife!"

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    15. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Valdoran · · Score: 0
      Similarion
      And um... you have? O_o
    16. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Who hasn't?!

    17. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Schemat1c · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dude, you forgot to mention Jim Morrison, Andy Kaufmann and Bruce Lee. ...and God.

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    18. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      I think the list is supposed to be about mortal creators, not fictional ones. ZING!

      C.

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    19. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by arivanov · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree 100% as far as Frank Herbert Jr. There should be a special space in hell reserved for people like him. For people who shit on everything their fathers built.

      Also, It is also quite obvious that Herbert Jr has written his books. They are written using the current modern American literature style which is beaten into kids in college. I still remember by own brush up with this experience with horror 15+ years later. It is the same style as used by Terry Brooks, Stephen Donaldson and most of the modern American Sci Fi/Fantasy writers. There are lots of repeats and a single idea is reiterated at least 3-4 times to ensure that the dumb reader gets it. The vocabulary is a fraction of the vocabulary of most of the older generation like Herbert Sr, Zelazny, Le Guin, Bradbury (in fact from the old generation - everybody but Azimov). The overall lexical construction is quite primitive as well. It is quite obvious who wrote these books.

      As far as Chris Tolkien the situation is not so straightforward. He published at least one clearly and purely J.R.R. Tolkien Book - the Silmarilion. That was J.R.R. Tolkien all the way and if not for Chris Tolkien, it would have failed to see the light of day (it was published postmortem). The Unifinished Tales seem to be what junior sells them for - drafts, notes and unfinished tales. Looking at the style and vocabulary they also seem to be a J.R.R. Tolkien work, just quite what it says on the tin - unfinished.

      I have no idea about this new book, but I hope that he does not join Hurbert junior in that circle of hell. He has done not that bad so far. He has shown some his dad's dirty laundry (stuff j.r.r. never intended to be published) but he has not shit on his grave just yet (or I missed that one in the bookshop).

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    20. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      I think the list is supposed to be about mortal creators, not fictional ones. ZING!

      I was talking about Jerry Garcia.

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    21. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, anyone with a brain would have created the concrete example upon reading the original, thus providing the humor. The second post was apparently necessary only for people who also think "asshat" is clever, while at the same time being simply annoying for everyone else.

    22. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Informative
      If you've read the History of Middle-Earth series, which really is a collection of notes, you'd see that the text of the Silmarillion is indeed J.R.R Tolkien's own writing. There are even facsimiles of 70 year-old manuscripts, unless you want to accuse Christopher Tolkien of forging those too. The sparse, vaguely epic style of the Silmarillion as it appeared in print is how Tolkien wrote it from the very beginning. Those who find it strange because "it's not like Lord of the Rings" are forgetting the fact that that trilogy was penned first as a sequel to a children's book (The Hobbit, of course) so of course its style was going to be different.

      Only one chapter of the Silmarillion had to be penned outright by Christopher Tolkien, and it is the shortest one.

    23. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you've read the History of Middle-Earth series, which really is a collection of notes, you'd see that the text of the Silmarillion is indeed J.R.R Tolkien's own writing. There are even facsimiles of 70 year-old manuscripts, unless you want to accuse Christopher Tolkien of forging those too. The sparse, vaguely epic style of the Silmarillion as it appeared in print is how Tolkien wrote it from the very beginning. Those who find it strange because "it's not like Lord of the Rings" are forgetting the fact that that trilogy was penned first as a sequel to a children's book (The Hobbit, of course) so of course its style was going to be different. Only one chapter of the Silmarillion had to be penned outright by Christopher Tolkien, and it is the shortest one.

    24. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > and some borrowed biblical plots (which is quite unlikely for a fantastic world
        > based on gothic, nordic and celtic myths)

      But not so unlikely for a fantastic world written by a man who lived and died a devout
      Catholic.

    25. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by hitmark · · Score: 1

      and the epic style is very fitting given that it was supposed to be for england what some other works was for the vikings or the finns. ie, trying to give it a feel of a old story, or collection of stories, that had survivied the ages, loosing (or sometimes gaining) details as it went on.

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    26. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by salec · · Score: 1

      Karma be damned! Well, epos in prose is IMHO like instant soup. My enchantment with Tolkien drops abruptly now that you confirmed he did wrote Silmarilion.

    27. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Ahem.

      The style in all 3 books is quite different. Hobbit is different from LOTR, most of the LOTR is different from the Silmarilion (most, but not all). Not surprising as one of them is intended as a children book, the other a book for adolescents and the Silmarilion is clearly and plainly reading for adults. Most of the cultural and religious aspects of it will be lost to anyone under a certain age (and over it).

      In fact IMHO when I think of the Silmarilion, another book comes to my mind which was written at about the same time and printed fully as the author intended only postmortem - Master and Margarita. Both books are children of their time. They were originally envisioned and written at about the same time (pre-WW2) which is characterised by very high interest in legends and spiritualism. They have been edited many times by their authors, and they were never ever printed the way the author intended before their death.

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    28. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Himring · · Score: 1

      If others can write books based on Tolkien's work, why can't Christopher?

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    29. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by pla · · Score: 1

      Maybe young Tolkein thinks in the same fashion? He is bringing his fathers work to life. Just another viewpoint.

      BIG difference between the two - I will presume that the vast majority of Slashdot readers wouldn't know your father's works (feel free to correct me if you use "e2d2" rather than a better-known name such as David Asimov, but my general point would still hold). By extending and publishing his works, you CAN bring your father's work to life.

      By comparison, EVERYONE has heard of JRR Tolkien. Many people (certainly any SciFi fans) have heard of Frank Herbert. Their children can't increase awareness of their works beyond "ubiquity".


      Now, I have no problem with famous authors' offspring publishing things like memoirs and fragmentary writings - hard-core fans appreciate those things, even if it does seem a bit like making a buck off the dead. But when those same offspring take on airs that they can "finish" fragmentary works - Sorry, no. That instantly takes them from "cool, Tolkien's kid" to "pretentious little bastard". And when the book cover has their family name in HUGE letters, with the only mention of a first name hidden in the reviews on the back in a 2-point fonr, they drop down to "Copyright-exploting scum not fit to read the works he bastardized".

    30. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by salec · · Score: 1

      Devotion is not an wearable, inspectable item... none of us living mortals be the judge of someone else's.

      Nevertheless, the tendency to reconcile the pandemonium of a fantasy world and dogma of real-world religion is visible, while at the same time the fine details, that would show the devotion supposed to be involved, are lacking. He was either horrified with parts of his audience beeing consumed into Middle Earth losing their faith, or he himself was struggling in an inner battle to preserve it and still be free to roam the landscapes of his imagination.

      OTOH, the ecclecticism of Silmarilion spreads beyond monotheism-polytheism duality so it seems that he was driven by ambition (to bind them all... lol - Alas, J.R.R., You failed the test Galadriel passed... ) more then by fear from God. This led to a haste, which shows...

    31. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up, Francis...

    32. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by liliafan · · Score: 1

      Additionally Unfinished Tales, I think both of these books give a better insight of Tolkiens vision of Middle Earth, although they were compiled by Chris Tolkien there are mostly his fathers work in Unfinished Tales Chris adds notes at the end of each story explaining his opinion of how his father intended to continue with this story, generally I agreed with this opinions.

      I don't see Chris as a hack, he realised that a huge number of people want to see more of JRR's work and as such he attempts to clean up essays and notes his father left behind and release them, remember JRR originally said there was to be two books released after TLOTR, we can count the Similarion as one, I wouldn't really count Unfinished Tales as one, however, this new book could fit the profile.

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    33. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by idontgno · · Score: 1

      You do understand that JRR didn't write The Silmarillion to impress you, right?

      He wrote it to flesh out the backstory of the world he "co-created" (his words, to express how God was intrinsically part of the creative process--he was a devout Christian). That's why it reads like the Old Testament: In Ea, it IS the Old Testament!

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    34. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you read The Lord of the Rings again (the book, not the summary of the movie), it will become apparent that Tolkien's style - long scenical descriptions, drifting off into explanations and even vague biblical motives - is present there too. It is less heavy than in the Silmarillion because Lord of the Rings was a book he published, and I'm rather sure Allen & Unwin wouldn't have published a book written in that dry a style, simply because no one would have read it.

      But the style is still there in parts. Take this passage:

      So passed the sword of the Barrow-downs, work of Westernesse. But glad would he have been to know its fate who wrought it slowly long ago in the North-kingdom when the Dunedain were young, and chief among their foes was the dread realm of Angmar and its sorcerer king. No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will.

      And then read this:
      But Túrin they laid in a high mound where he had fallen, and the shards of Gurthang were set beside him. And when all was done, and the minstrels of Elves and Men had made lament, telling of the valour of Turambar and the beauty of Níniel, a great grey stone was brought and set upon the mound; and the Men of Brethil call it Talbor, the Standing Stone, and thereon the Elves carved in the Runes of Doriath: Túrin Turambar Dagnir Glaurunga.


      And then say again that these are not by the same author. If anything, Tolkien's creative genius shines through more strongly in his posthumous work, which didn't need to be heavily edited to appeal to a popular audience.
    35. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Troll
      It is the same style as used by Terry Brooks, Stephen Donaldson and most of the modern American Sci Fi/Fantasy writers.

      Those aren't "modern American Sci-Fi/Fantasy writers," they're "modern American Sci-Fi/Fantasy shitty writers." There are plenty of great science fiction writers out there, writing serious science fiction (can't speak for fantasy). But if all you're looking at are the crappy pulp hacks, of course you're going to be disappointed.

      As always, 90% of everything is pure shit.

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    36. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      I think it's also worth pointing out that JRR wrote LOTR based on pressure from his publisher, not due to his own desire. He wanted to publish various histories of Middle Earth rather than creating another epic adventure to follow The Hobbit (in my opinion a MUCH better story then LOTR, but I realize I am in the minority in that regard--and Bilbo is a much better Hobbit then his kin... the most Hobbit-like Hobbit in LOTR, based on JRR's original description of them, is Sam). Thus, the publishing of Similarion, Unfinished Tales, Histories of Middle Earth, and possibly these new books may actually be more along the lines of what JRR wanted published himself.

    37. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by polar+red · · Score: 1
      JRR originally said there was to be two books released after TLOTR

      I assume that could be one book about the dwarves and one about elves?
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    38. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by aliensporebomb · · Score: 1

      I had to chime in:
      I disagree that Donaldson subscribes to the idea that the reader
      is an idiot, or at least gramatically challenged:

      This is the man who used the words "unhermeneuticable", "chrysoprase",
      "excrudescence", and "miscegenation" in his novels.

      Or, if you must, bring up http://www.naples.net/~dsaddison/srdamd/
      to see an entire webpage devoted to "the big scary words" of SRD.

    39. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      I will agree with you that The Hobbit is the better tale. The fact that it is shorter and a quicker read is a bonus.

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    40. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Almost everything Tolkien wrote, he wrote for his own pleasure, and his writings were always a work in progress. For example, the Silmarillion is a compendium of hundreds of writings, with many versions of the same stories spread over decades of J.R.R.'s life. The elves were originally called gnomes, for instance. Tolkien just didn't have enough time to finish his evolving mythology.

      His son has been publishing those writings for years in the Lost Tales series of books. I think there's no one better qualified or knowledgable to do the work than he. If he managed to pull together a Hurin book, I'll be the first in line to buy it.

    41. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by salec · · Score: 1

      Actually, to be honest, multitude of passages begining with: "Now, then..." (sometimes in a row) began to sound ... awkward, like when you are listening to a student taking the oral exam but not beeing *quite* prepared for it. A little strain can be felt on the author, like he is a bit losing connection with his own source.

      I can't say it is not by the same author, but... if you analyse not only the rhytm and atmosphere (which really are resemblant), You'll see that second passage has far less figures of style and is much more factographic, using given names instead of associations to (alegedly) famous charachters they stand for... why: "made lament, telling the valour of Turambar and the beauty of Niniel" when it would be more appropriate for an epic style to actually make lament and tell about the Valour of Turambar and the beauty of Niniel? The first passage makes you feel the comfort on behalf "he who wrought it" (and this wording implies he should be known)and tells us about the valor of the wielder, there is live connection of mutual understanding between the reader (listener), narrator and the charachters, other is mere news report (although in narrative style).

      Epic literature has a goal. Its goal is to promote unity with elders who passed away long ago and to promote and reinforce the moral values which is shared thru generations. It cannot do without emotional involvement. First passage clearly has it, second one... quite less.

    42. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously not only have no idea how the publishing game works, but also have no understanding or respect for what-- and how much-- Christopher Tolkien has done. Take some time to familiarize yourself with the task that he has undertaken and I am sure you'll see how insulting (to yourself) the comments you've made are.

    43. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wrote this shit in '94!"

    44. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by lekikui · · Score: 1

      The second excerpt he quoted was from the end of the tale of Turambar and Niniel, therefore you've already followed their valour, while the first excerpt adds some background to the weapon used, and you don't already know the backstory there. Personally, I loved the Silmarillion, and in my opinion it's actually better than LOTR. I will probably buy this new book when it is released, as I hope that it will come out fairly well, without ruining JRR Tolkien's original intent.

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    45. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Chaos1 · · Score: 1

      ... but I thought Lemmy was god?

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    46. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by ukemike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm reading the Silmarillion right now for the first time, and I think it is nothing short of astonishing. In some ways it is a far greater achievement than the Lord of the Rings.

      I'm a bit of an amature scholar of celtic mythology and I have read translations of works ranging from the Tain Bo Cuailnge and the Mabinogion to the Triads of Britain and the Historia Regum Britanniae.

      Tolkien created one of the only works of fiction that captures the structure and feel of these complied ancient texts. That's not to say that it has a tight narrative structure or is easy to read. It was not intended to be. The LOTR is structurally very much like the 12th century Aurthurian romances (which were really the earliest novels.) It is a relatively linear quest narrative. The Silmarillion, on the other hand, attempts and succeeds in emulating a very different and older form of literature.

      To suggest that the Silmarillion is mearly a collection of notes complied by a hack is only a display of misunderstanding. For instance, the collection of stories we know today as the Red Branch saga are a bunch of smaller stories collected around a central narrative. How Cuchullain got his name, Cuchullain and Emer, The Wasting Sickness of Cuchullain, etc. all provide back story to the Tain bo Cuailnge (the cattle raid of Cooley.) Just like the early chapters in the Silmarillion setup the central narrative of the Silmarills. Tolkien wrote these stories over the course of his adult life. Like other works of ancient mythology it was compliled later by someone other than the original author.

      If you liked the Silmarillion for more than the fact that it was backstory to the LOTR, the I would highly recommened these works of real mythology:

      The Thomas Kinsella translation of The Tain,
      The Jeffery Ganz translation of the Mabinogion,
      Lady Gregory's Gods and Fighting Men, and
      The Seamus Heany translation of Beowulf.

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    47. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Ok as someone who has read all the above and in most cases all of their works, I agree and dissagree with you.

      First of all what really got my attention is that you labeled Donaldson in a derogatory way about being a "Modern... Writer". Yet you assoicate Zelazny with the rest.

      The first book in the Amnber series which Zelazny is most known for was written in 1970. The first book in the Thomas Covenent Cronicles was published in 1977. Zelazny's series went into the late 1990's while Donaldson's went into the mid 1980's (Though a new one just came out in 2004).

      So you are saying that Zelazny is a "classic writer" and Donaldson is a "modern witer". Well I think that is a croc as is your description of the definition between the two. If ANYTHING the older works had more singular purpose than the more modern stuff, that is why I like it. The older stuff usually take a single simple principle, a "what if", sort of postulation and then construct a book around it. The newer stuff is more about story telling and relationships.

      Finally that out of the way, on to the next.

      I would agree (and probably most would) that Brian Herbet's material isn't as good (or as strong) as is fathers. However I think it is a bit much to say they are ruining their Father's work. I would argue that it would take much more than that to ruin something like that in any event.

      I view people (and sons) who write in this fashion as just continuing a story in the same universe. Much like (and I know most are garbage) the Star Wars, Forgotten Relms, Dragonlance, etc of the world. In every single case you will have a single author that will stick out, and the rest of the books are just written by nobodies expanding the universe. You have Timmothy Zhan for Star Wars, RA Salvador (some might argue for Greenwood or someone) for Forgotten Relms, and Margret Wise and Tracy Hickman for Dragonlance. Some are better than others. In any event the books that followed didn't ruin anything, mearly expanded the story for those that were interested in reading it. Some do and others don't. So Brian Herbert isn't trying to emulate his father (other tha n writing by profession), or pretend to be his father, he is just writing additional story for the orginal universe that his father created. Yes I have read them all, and you that have passed judgement, have you?

      In fact I find what is being done to Tolkien's work more insidious than the examples you stated. Brian is writing his own work using his own name (he leaves it up to you to decide if he is worth reading). Chris is releasing material that was never released, and probably was never supposed to be released, I am sure Tolkin had his reasons for not publishing that stuff in the first place. Also he is taking his fathers work and piecing it together with his own stuff.... And using his fathers name to publish, even though in small print it will have Christopher and compolation, etc... we all know the marketing tricks publishers use to sell their fare.

      IN conclusion, the Shanara series was great, and you suck. :P

            DarthVain

    48. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy Kay ghost wrote the Silmarillion.

    49. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by zip_000 · · Score: 1

      I, for one, find "asshat" to be hilarious.

    50. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your presumption that most Slashdot readers wouldn't know Isaac Asimov's works certainly does not apply to this reader. His works do not need to be "brought to life."

    51. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by japhmi · · Score: 1

      You'll see that second passage has far less figures of style and is much more factographic, using given names instead of associations to (alegedly) famous charachters they stand for
      Umm... maybe because these ARE the famous characters that are then looked back to in the LotR.

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    52. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our asshat overlords.

    53. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      In fact I thought about putting the same chapter (which Jackson dropped from the movie) and Tom Bombadil as an example of style similarities between the Silmarilion and the LOTR. They are written by the same hand and Chris Tolkien is merely the scribe that is copying it.

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    54. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, I think that was his point.

    55. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      Neat! I made a similar listing of some of the hard words in _The Diamond Age_ by Neal Stephenson, but have been too lazy to put it online. Maybe I'll take the time.

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    56. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by arivanov · · Score: 1
      IN conclusion, the Shanara series was great, and you suck. :P

      First of all, thank you for getting so personal. Nothing like a good way to argue your case. Actually I should not be surprised, you are simply delivering an argument which is at the intellectual level of Shanara and Tomas Covenant. None of these is renowned for having the slightest trace of logic in the story. They are more well known for being built around: "You do not need to know cretin, the Great Wizard/Power that be/Kevin/Bollocks/Whatever says you so, follow blindly and obey while things happen to you". If you like that intellectual level I am not surprised that you do not find the Silmarillion particularly appealing. I am also not surprised that you have to get "personal" to attempt to prove your argument.

      Second, if we look at Zelazny's work we should start in 1967 with the Lord of Light, not with Amber. It is one of the best Sci Fi books ever written. Especially in its original first edition form, without the last chapter grafted for the joy of cretins which want a "happy" ending to a story. We can of course go even earlier with "This Immortal", but it is clearly a beginner work.

      Third, as a great fan of Herbert Sr, I was curious at what junior could do and I actually survived trying to stay afloat and not drown in his shite through the first three "House" books. I started the Machine Crusade, but its shite concentration, lack of sense, primitiveness in the black/white level of the characters proved too much. So, yes, I have suffered from his shite before passing judgement on it.

      Fourth, I should have extended the list of "cater the retarded reader" with a few more examples. We can add Kevin J. Anderson and many others who "tell stories and construct relationships" by diluting already diluted material until it spans 10+ volumes and forms a saga. Usually the have to add some alien rape, incest and consequences from meeting various bastards to make the material stretch to that length (probably taking ideas from Thomas Covenant). Once again, I have actually read them before passing judgement. I have the bad habit of forgetting to supply myself with books before a holiday and end up buying at airports. There the choice is quite limited. So if there is no Banks, Hamilton, McLeod, etc I end up having to chew on horrid crap.

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    57. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Physician · · Score: 1

      Someone start modding the guy down. He's getting points for writing the same thing in two different places.

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    58. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      I originally posted my reply in response to the wrong comment, so I posted it again in the right place. For a while there the second was modded redundant, but it looks like someone changed that. I'm not karma-whoring, my karma has been "Excellent" for the past two years now and there's hardly a need. Just a simple mistake.

    59. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      As to my last comment I was just kidding (not about the Shannara Series) but rather about you sucking, as detailed by my emoticon :p.... Anywho on further reflection, I should revise my comment about the Sharana "Series". I only meant the first 3 (as in usally the case) and not all the other ones since. Much like my last arguement I lump those into the "fun" books of lesser quality that exist in the same story line/Universe.

      Yeah yeah yeah, Zalazny is great. Though I didn't think much of him, perhaps I will have to revisit him and see if I missed something. (Don't get me wrong, I am not saying he is bad, just didn't think he was as good as everyone seems to say he is).

      If you want to talk about shite, try reading Robert Jordon... I am on like book 9 or 10 (or whatever), and it is awful, and has been awful for several books now.... However I am so pot commeted at this point, I feel I have to keep reading otherwise I have been wasting my time for all the previous books. Its one of those cyclic paradoxes, that is probably the only reason he sells books anymore.

      The only reason I asked if you read Brian Herbert's stuff is that I have met too many people who pass judgement on books they have not read, which of couse is somewhat silly. If you have read his stuff and can't stand it, thats fair enough.

      Yeah I also get the cheap seats in the airport as well (I fly at least once a year every year home to the folks), and usually end up buying some garbage in the airport. For a while there I bought Tom Clancy's books like that (I know, Gasp!), horrible I know as that is. That was untill I figured out that everyone of his books are pretty much the exact same thing each time (with a few exceptions).

    60. Re:Well! I stand corrected. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1


        > This led to a haste, which shows...

      Haste? *Haste??* The Silmarillion, in its early forms, predates Lord of the Rings by two or three decades. It provides the world-building that LR rests upon. The Silmarillion was, to a great extent, Tolkien's life work; the book published under that title was really an highly edited abridgement (which it had to be; Tolkien never organized or properly polished the vast body of writings on the subject he had made over the course of 60-70 years--they were in all states of revision and inconsistency. Much of the source material was examined in the books released under the series title "The History of Middle Earth"). The writing of the Silmarillion may have been many things. Hasty isn't one of them. Tolkien spent his entire adult life writing it.

      Chris Mattern

  2. Just a money grab? by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From TFA:
    Excerpts of "The Children of Hurin," which includes the elves and dwarves of Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" and other works, have been published before.

    "It has seemed to me for a long time that there was a good case for presenting my father's long version of the legend of the 'Children of Hurin' as an independent work, between its own covers,"


    So the question is, will there actually be anything new in here that readers haven't seen before, or is it merely pulling bits from various texts and stitching them together in a fresh binding? Sounds like the latter to me...
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    1. Re:Just a money grab? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Considering the author is dead, that's really the best they can be expected to do (well).

    2. Re:Just a money grab? by joggle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So the question is, will there actually be anything new in here that readers haven't seen before, or is it merely pulling bits from various texts and stitching them together in a fresh binding? Sounds like the latter to me...

      Considering he is somewhat of a Tolkien scholar and has worked on this 30 years, I doubt that it is just a hodgepodge of works. There probably is a bit of truth to the money grab in that the recent success of the LOTR movies probably encouraged him to finish editing and/or publishers to publish the work.

    3. Re:Just a money grab? by malsdavis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the books released by Christopher Tolkien since his father's death have been predominantly 'new' material. There are meant to be many, many files full of manuscripts that J. R. Tolkien wrote but never published in book form.

      I'm extremely glad to see that some more have been put together into what I'm sure will be another amazing book.

    4. Re:Just a money grab? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      CJRT is "somewhat of a Tolkien scholar". The Pope is "a well-known Catholic". The Sun is "a nearby star". Michael Moore "is not entirely pleased with the Bush administration". Slashdot "occasionally posts dupes"....

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    5. Re:Just a money grab? by malsdavis · · Score: 3, Funny

      How on earth was that comment deemed 'Funny'?

      OR should it be "How on middle-earth was that comment deemed 'Funny'?"

      Now that's funny!

      *Tumbleweed rolls accross in background as people stay silent*

    6. Re:Just a money grab? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are meant to be many, many files full of manuscripts that J. R. Tolkien wrote but never published in book form. I never saw that as being a good thing. There are reasons why authors don't publish every little thing they write, and it probably because they realized it was crap. They really shouldn't be publsihing stuff a writer didn't want published after they're dead, to say nothing of 'finishing' their work. Its almost never worth it.

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    7. Re:Just a money grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Pope is "a well-known Catholic".
      I coulda swore he was a well known Sith...
    8. Re:Just a money grab? by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Personally, I enjoyed The Salmon of Doubt, and the only thing I didn't like about it is that I will forever be left wondering "What happens next?". If The Children of Hurin is actually completed (as in, has an ending), I can't see it as being all that bad. I suppose it really depends on the reader to decide.

    9. Re:Just a money grab? by sir_montag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In this case though, it went unpublished due to time constraints.

    10. Re:Just a money grab? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Shhhh... Not until he overthrows the college of cardinals.

    11. Re:Just a money grab? by honkycat · · Score: 1

      This is one of the funniest posts I've read on slashdot in a very long time. Nice work.

    12. Re:Just a money grab? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      And reveals himself as.... Darth Fallible!

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    13. Re:Just a money grab? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Well, if it were a really good book, it would be the anti-christ. People the world over would say "Should have seen that one coming. Hitler youth, resembled Palpatine - what more did we need? Rivers turning to blood?!"

    14. Re:Just a money grab? by Elf-friend · · Score: 4, Informative
      They really shouldn't be publsihing stuff a writer didn't want published after they're dead, to say nothing of 'finishing' their work.

      If that were the case here, I would agree. I would also agree if this were just any person doing the editing.

      However, that's not the case. It isn't that JRRT didn't want these books finished - indeed he specifically etrusted his son with doing just that - he just didn't manage to get it done before he died. Many an author has that problem, and JRRT had it in spades. The man was a professor of the highest calibre, and a perfectionist to boot; he left nearly unimaginable amounts of work unfinished. There is far more than the aging CJRT will ever be able to bring to publishable form, especially given that his standards seem to be, if anything, even more conservative than his father's.

      As others have noted, it was these works, the histories of the first and second ages of Middle Earth, that were JRRT's life's work. It was these works which he truly longed to bring to finished form. "The Hobbit," and TLOTR were mere side stories, writen at the behest of publishers, and never meant to be the main story. "The Silmarilion" was the main story, and the publication of the other works is in part an attempt by CJRT to flesh out that story; which, sadly, was completed in more of a rush than might have been. If it had been known in the early '70s that anyone would still care about J.R.R. Tolkien in 30 years time, I think the finished "Silmarilion" would have been better for it.

      Besides, this isn't some hack, pulp-paperback writer writing new stories to milk a popular series, this is the world's foremost scholar on JRRT - a man with a personal relationship to the author which allowed him to see much of the story as it developed - painstakingly piecing together decades of manuscripts and notes into some semblence of coherence. If anyone, ever, was qualified to finish the work of another, it would be Chistopher Tolkien being qualifed to finish his father's work.

    15. Re:Just a money grab? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      A lot of what Tolkien wrote [in all his files etc], was just back stories and histories which were a back drop to LOTR etc.

      It's true he probably didn't want these things published, but by the same account, it wasn't because he believed it to be 'crap.'

      A lot of it was written to help him put it all together in his mind, to help with the LOTR. It was a history, which he often refers to in passing that the rest of us only see glimpses of.

      It's really like publishing an artists sketches which lead up to the finished painting. [For example, Michaelangelo's or Leonardo Da Vinci's sketch books.] Some of the work in it is art work in itself, but, the artist only meant for us to see the finished product. Though, looking through an artists sketch book also helps us to see how they got to their final work.

      So, to hard core Tolkien fans, it's a glimpse into the working mind of the author. The fact that Christopher edits it into a more readable form, well, I think that's probably important too.

      In the past many famous writers, composers and artists had thier unfinished works completed by pupils. How much of it is 'unfinished works' J.R.R. wanted to eventually release and how much is just his 'back ground', is probably a thing to debate as well. So Christopher finishing off his fathers works is nothing new in the art world.

      Whether it's a grab for cash or not ... well, I'll leave that for people who buy the book to debate it. :-)

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    16. Re:Just a money grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      They really shouldn't be publsihing stuff a writer didn't want published after they're dead, to say nothing of 'finishing' their work. Its almost never worth it.
      Frankly I think we're better off with Kafka's work not being entirely destroyed after his death, as he had wished...
    17. Re:Just a money grab? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      A Hitler youth who never showed up to their meetings on time would only make a good Antichrist in Spaceballs.

    18. Re:Just a money grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Come on Joggle!!! Let's see. I first read The Hobbit in 1975. It's now 2006. HEY! So I am also "Tolkein Scholar who has worked on my (ameteurish fanfict) for the last 30 years."

      I've got an idea. Joggle, can buy this book, and George Lucas can "digitally enhance" Jackson's LOTR movies. Gandalf will strike the Balrog first, and the Orcs can be changed to Ewoks, and speak like Ja Ja.

      Apologies for the bad dreams that will come to you tonight.

      > Uh, we're not talking about a snot-nosed punk trying to make a quick buck.
      > The guy's eighty years old and has dedicated much of his life to his father's
      > literary legacy, trying to make sense of his notes and half-finished stories
      > (see the Silmarillion.)
      So if a young guy cashes in, he's a snot-nosed punk.
      If an old geezer does, he's "trying to preserve his fathers's legacy"?
      C'mon, unless you are arguing when he released the Silmarilion he was a snot-nosed punk. in which case I'd agree.

    19. Re:Just a money grab? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      They really shouldn't be publsihing stuff a writer didn't want published after they're dead

      Why not? They're beyond caring anymore.

    20. Re:Just a money grab? by parislemon · · Score: 0

      That's a really good point. I'm really. hoping for something fresh.

      http://www.trashingtrailers.com/

    21. Re:Just a money grab? by vhogemann · · Score: 1

      Writting a book is a time consuming effort, it can take years to be finnished.

      So, maybe, these materials werent published because Tolkien didnt had the time in his life to do so.

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    22. Re:Just a money grab? by Flossymike · · Score: 1

      I am curious as to what there will be that wasn't in 'Unfinished Tales', 'Lost Tales 2' and 'Silmarillion'. I have previously hugely enjoyed 'Narn i Chîn Húrin' and so it would be good to see more of it but I do have more than a passing dout.

      If you would like a spoiler, try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narn_i_Ch%C3%AEn_H%C3 %BArin

    23. Re:Just a money grab? by Terminus32 · · Score: 0

      Just cashing in on the sucess of the films & the books?

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    24. Re:Just a money grab? by nicuramar · · Score: 1

      Yes, in fact "The children of Húrin" was published in Unfinished Tales, under its Sindarin name Narn i Hîn Húrin (later corrected by CT to the more correct Narn i Chîn Húrin), and parts of it also contribute to The Silmarillion.

      So I think it's just an independent edition in its own covers, as said, perhabs re-edited for the occasion :-). But this is all good, I think. I can highly recomend the "first age material" of Tolkien's, especially The Silmarillion.

    25. Re:Just a money grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Chris Tolkien is 81. His father was 81 when he passed in 1973. Don't think this isn't a factor. Having read almost every "Unfinished Tale" I have no problem whatsoever with Christopher's scholarship or motives. Thanks, Christopher. Very much.

    26. Re:Just a money grab? by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      Oh, I don't know. Kafka wanted almost everything he ever wrote destroyed upon his death; if Max Brod, the friend to whom he entrusted his manuscripts, had listened, we would have lost the greater part of the oeuvre of one of the greatest 20th Century writers.

      To me, this alone justifies honest, well-informed efforts to construct posthumous works. (Of course, not all such efforts *are* "honest" or "well-informed"; Brian Herbert is a bloody hack who has absolutely no understanding or respect for his father's work.)

    27. Re:Just a money grab? by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      Another possibility is that some of this stuff may have been stuff he was happy with, but which wouldn't sell well. For instance, in the foreword to Lord of the Rings, Tolkien talks about how he wanted to write about the backstory of the world and all that, but he couldn't dwell too much on that stuff for Lord of the Rings 'cause the audience wasn't into it.

      Now the audience (or an audience) is into it. Tolkien fans want to read stuff Tolkien wrote. So...

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    28. Re:Just a money grab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously haven't read the other works that Chris has published, then.

  3. More LOTR deluxe sets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately I didn't buy the LOTR trilogy set just yet. What's next? Lost side story of elven child raised by dwarven humans?

    1. Re:More LOTR deluxe sets by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I never bought the LOTR trilogy set. I have my sister's copies, which I read back in about 1974. I liked it and probably will read it again. Some day.

    2. Re:More LOTR deluxe sets by greenguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better buy it now. I hear in the Extended Version, the Mouth of Sauron shoots first.

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    3. Re:More LOTR deluxe sets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the swords are replaced by walkie-talkies.

  4. Story will not include "Hobbitses" by loteck · · Score: 4, Funny

    for they have largely been found to be "tricksy", not to mention "false".

    1. Re:Story will not include "Hobbitses" by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Life will never be the same without my precioussssssssss. No one else was a pain in the ass in the whole trilogy, and you can't have a sucessful movie/book/game without a pain in the ass. I cal it PITA theory.

  5. Abandoned? by EotB · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well the article at least makes it seem like Tolkein abandoned it due to time pressures or something similar, as opposed to considering the work to be sub-standard. The fact that he included exerpts in his other works would seem to be a good sign.

    1. Re:Abandoned? by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read some of his other writings, he has a lot of abandoned stories. The LotR was really a minor footnote in the history of middle earth.

      I'm curious about this particular story though. The Narn i Nin Hurin (Tale of the Children of Hurin) was already published as part of the Silmarilion. While I supposed it could have been polished (and it needed a great deal of that), I don't see what else could have been done to it over that version.

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    2. Re:Abandoned? by EotB · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I never managed to make it through the Silmarillion, but I do understand what you mean. My problem was always that by the time I have read through a part, I had forgotten the part before it and could not follow any references to the middle earth history properly. This made it a little difficult to follow.

    3. Re:Abandoned? by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm struggling through it right now... my problem is I only really get a chance when I take my son to martial arts and wait for him. I get about two hours a week to read, excepting when I'm on vacation when I might get a little more.

      The problem with the Silmarillion is that each character has like 10 names that are used interchangeably, most parts read like the worst, most dry history book you've ever read, there's no contextual maps (my book has two maps... but as time changes, so do the names of cities, towns, and natural landmarks, so you can hardly figure out where anything is taking place unless your mind is a steel trap and you're taking notes (and come on, I'm not being tested on it, I'm not taking notes).

      I have to constantly refer to the indices to see what things are and how they're pronounced...

      I'm about 4/5 the way through, though, so won't give up this time (last time I tried I was in high school, about 20 years ago).

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    4. Re:Abandoned? by bcat24 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know what you mean, the Sil is not an easy book to read. Actually, it's a really hard one to read the first time around. Then I finally realized that it didn't really matter if I forgot what I'd just read, or just which elf was which (why do half their names have to start with "f" anyway?). Once that happened, I was able to read the whole thing without too much trouble. It still wasn't (and still isn't) an easy read, but it's definitely worth it. It's just so beautiful, and profoundly sad, and gives a nice perspective for the Lord of the Rings.

    5. Re:Abandoned? by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tolkien was a notorious procrastinator, leaving pieces of his work alone for 20 or 30 years at a time before picking it back up.

      JRR specifically left his son Christopher in charge of his estate after his death to continue, finish, and document his lifetime's work. The Silmarillion was an early compilation, based on his father's outlines, of a variety of tales -- the Tale of Hurin is mentioned as one of those texts. IIRC, JRR specifically tasked his son with completing the Silmarillion.

      Christopher Tolkien has been exceedingly honest in his attempts, documenting divergences and inconsistencies with his father's intentions, and getting help (Guy Kay) when possible. He also doesn't present it as his own work, its usually "JRR Tolkien, edited by Christopher" etc. The Tale of Hurin will clearly be presented as a 'best effort' recovery from notes and incomplete texts.

      Given the choice of a) no material, or b) Christopher's best interpretation of the material, I'll take 'b' every time. If you want to see butchered work after an author's demise, look to Robert E Howard's Conan stories, or the latest 'additions' to the Dune series.

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    6. Re:Abandoned? by Dan+East · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      )

      There. Your post was missing a closing parenthesis, and Slashdot is already unbalanced enough.

      Dan East

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    7. Re:Abandoned? by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Listen to the Audio version

    8. Re:Abandoned? by AcidDan · · Score: 1

      *spoiler warning for parent*

      The thing that I liked most about the Silmarillion was that it gave such a depth to Lord of the Rings. Firsly, the tale weaves into the fabric that Elrond is actually the Great^1000 Uncle of Aragorn, and that his own family was also rocked by the whole Human/Elf tradgedy (His own father was human) and that while he chose the elven path, his brother Elross chose the human, becoming the first king of the Numenoreans.

      Reading stuff like this really makes the tale so incredibly rich with the characters not disparate people but throughout the history of Middle-Earth, the charaters are rich, complex and intertwined through more than just events.

      While I think Peter Jackson hinted at the Elrond/Aragorn connection through the way that Elrond tried to spare his daughter the pain of the Human/Elf tradgedy (whom he experienced personally). Though in the book, not much was made of this tradgedy (correct me if I am wrong) in the way that it was in the Silmarillion.

      The silmarillion also paints the pictures of the Mia (angel-like creatures) and that Gandalf, Saruman, Sauron and even Blarogs are all forms of Mia. The book resonates with the choices of the characters. Even Balrogs (Morgoth's captains) have "good" equivalents that are beings of fire (I think in one passage one being volunteered to pull to sun and/or a star). The difference between the Balrog and this being of fire was essentially their choices.

      Very cool stuff, very detailed story. And I expect that the Children of Hurin will only add to the tapestry of Middle Eath in subtle and wonderful ways bringing colour to areas we had not even considered before. I think also that the 30 years of "seasoning" that Christopher Tolkien has brought to the story will do justice to his Father's legacy.

      -- Dan =)

    9. Re:Abandoned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whew! thank you. my brain was crashing and I couldn't make any sense of that post before your patch.

    10. Re:Abandoned? by EotB · · Score: 1

      "most parts read like the worst, most dry history book you've ever read"
      Thats exactly the same sentiment I've expressed many, many times. Keep on it though, someone else mentioned that once you've gotten through it once and have it in perspective it gets alot easier.

    11. Re:Abandoned? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Read "Unfinished Tales". There's a lot more there than was published in the Silmarillion.

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    12. Re:Abandoned? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Yeah. If people think the Silmarillion was dry... It's fascinating, don't get me wrong, but... Wow can that man go on about who begat who begat who.

    13. Re:Abandoned? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I think what made The Silmarillion such tough going was the fact it read NOTHING like The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings--it glossed over a lot of old Middle-Earth history pretty quickly.

      However, if you have ever read the old Norse sagas or the Finnish Kalevala in the original version, The Silmarillion made vastly more sense, given Tolkien's strong influence of these works.

    14. Re:Abandoned? by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      Maia, not Mia. Plural, Maiar.

      -- a Tolkien nerd

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    15. Re:Abandoned? by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      Don't mean to turn this into a thing, but if you're only taking your son to a martial arts class for a total of 2 hours a day, you're really not doing him a favor.

    16. Re:Abandoned? by Dom2 · · Score: 1
      I really, really recommend picking up a copy of The Atlas of Middle earth and keeping it handy whilst reading any of Tolkiens works. It's a superb attempt at documenting the lay of the land from Arda to the Shire. It was reviewed a while back on slashdot...

      -Dom

    17. Re:Abandoned? by gfxguy · · Score: 1
      Don't mean to turn this into a thing,


      Too late.

      but if you're only taking your son to a martial arts class for a total of 2 hours a day, you're really not doing him a favor.


      First, it's two hours a week, not a day. If I had two hours a day to read, I'd have finished the Silmarillion a long time ago.

      Now, I can read your post two ways:

      1. He should be taking MORE than two hours a day of martial arts. That simply makes no sense for a seven year old and is even pretty ridiculous for an adult.

      2. I don't spend enough time with my son because you somehow read that that's the ONLY time I spend with him. That's not what I wrote, and I don't even think you can get the implication of that from what I wrote, so I don't see how you could possibly come to that conclusion...

      So what, exactly, are you trying to say?
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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    18. Re:Abandoned? by jackbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read it as him saying your son will never get into Harvard Ninja Academy with a weak training regimen like that.

    19. Re:Abandoned? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The version of the story included in the Silmarillion is a much reduced (but also cleaned-up) one. As usual, Wikipedia has a pretty good article on the subject.

    20. Re:Abandoned? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1
      Yes he abandoned his work. But he had little choise in the matter. It seems he died before he finished. He did ask his son organize and publish the work and this is what we see him doing. I think he asked Christopher to do this because he know that Christopher had great interrest in doing this

      When I was in school I had and English professor who knew Tolkein. He was one of Tolkein's students. I got to hear some stories 2nd hand. Tolkein had a "day job" doing research, teaching and spending time with students but I think "middle Earth consummer mot of the reast of his time. One of the sories was of being a Tolkein's house for dinner at the time after his first boooks' publication and before the book reviews were published in the newspapers. His was very worried that rviewers would dismiss his work as light weight "fairy tale". He was greatly releived, it turned out because the reviewers seemed to have "gotten it". He did care a lot about what people would think of his work. But he did not write fr a living.

    21. Re:Abandoned? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      I think he was saying your kid isn't training enough.

      As someone with 10 years or so of martial arts under his belt:
      Four hours a week of martial arts is recommended if you want to advance your skills. Two hours is just a maintenence regimen.

    22. Re:Abandoned? by gfxguy · · Score: 1
      I think he was saying your kid isn't training enough.


      Training enough for what? Exactly how much should a seven year old train and still get to be a seven year old? Or am I supposed to tell him he can't take guitar lessons or play soccer because he needs to train more martial arts?

      If I sound annoyed, I am... not at you ShakaUVM, but that someone that feels they need to open their mouth to tell someone else how to raise their child when taking your child to ANYTHING is more than most parents seem to do these days, which is NOTHING.
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    23. Re:Abandoned? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Training enough for what? Exactly how much should a seven year old train and still get to be a seven year old?

      It just depends what your priorities are.

      Some kids do martial arts every day after school, some don't. If your kid wants to do guitar lessons half time and martial arts half time, thats what his priorities are. It's fine. But if his goal is to excel at martial arts (and I'm not saying it is, or that it should be) then two days a week isn't enough. I did martial arts two days a week for years, but it was only when I kicked it up to four to six days a week that I noticed large improvements in flexibility, stamina, coordination, and et cetera.

  6. Re:Greedy Children by Bryansix · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Tolkein obviously didn't want this book published. Now his greedy kid is capitalizing on his fathers name just to make some cash and hurt Tolkein's reputation by publishing a book not up to his usual quality.
    That's why he spent 30 years working on it right?
  7. Balrogs? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I speak for all true Tolkien fans when I say; This book will give the conclusive, irrefutable evidence that Balrog's indeed have wings. Namely, there will be one with wings on the cover.

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    1. Re:Balrogs? by wwiiol_toofless · · Score: 1

      The Mike Tyson clone from Street Fighter II?

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    2. Re:Balrogs? by tepples · · Score: 1

      That, or the narcissistic Wolverine clone from Sutoriito Faitaa II.

    3. Re:Balrogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Balrogs have wings, right --- that's why they fall off mountains to their deaths, like birds do.

    4. Re:Balrogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have legs, but that doesn't stop them dieing in a ditch after a long battle instead of merely walking away from it.

    5. Re:Balrogs? by initialE · · Score: 1

      This story is about guys, black swords and dragons w/o wings. And incest. What balrogs?

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    6. Re:Balrogs? by jregel · · Score: 1

      Yes, but will it explain who (or what) Tom Bombadil is?

    7. Re:Balrogs? by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      I understand this was meant to be a joke, but just in case: It won't, ever. Although there are two thesis dividing fans. Some think he's Eru Iluvatar himself, others think he's a Maïa of Yavanna (the Valië of Earth, which seems to be his "element"). I belong to the latter group. I find other theories completely out of place. Goldberry is to me the daughter of Ossë and Uinen.

    8. Re:Balrogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tyson character was actually orginially called M.Bison in SF2, but his named was switched with balrog(the main boss from the game) for the American version. Not sure why the main boss was named after a tolkien character. Maybe there was a LOTR fan at capcom.

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  8. I felt a tremor in the force by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 0

    Like thousands of D&D fans all soiling their pants at the same time, and then falling silent.

    1. Re:I felt a tremor in the force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Disturbance, not tremor, you fucking philistine!

  9. LOTR... the stage show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    fears that the set will be trampled by dwarves run high!

    1. Re:LOTR... the stage show by wes33 · · Score: 1

      that would have been funnier if I had not had the misfortune to see the LOTR stage show (of short run and small fame in Toronto)

      Not just the set was trampled

    2. Re:LOTR... the stage show by delinear · · Score: 1

      I think they're going to recreate the "magic" in London. I heard them asking for people under 5'7 with hairy feet to come along for hobbit auditions on the radio yesterday. 5'7 is a pretty big hobbit though, isn't it?

  10. Beyond "Lost Tales" and "Unfinished Tales"... by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    We now have the Really Lost, Unfinished Tales of J.R.R. Tolkien

  11. Legolas Atreides by savi · · Score: 5, Funny

    At last, the true secrets of the Bene Gesserit line of Noldor will be revealed! I LOVE pre-quels!

    1. Re:Legolas Atreides by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Regretfully, the role of the giant sandworm will be played by jar jar binks. Gotta love prequels.

    2. Re:Legolas Atreides by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      Regretfully, the role of the giant sandworm will be played by jar jar binks.

      Look, Muad'Dib ... Lamesign!

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  12. Re:Greedy Children by bunions · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look, the guy chose to die rather than have it published. I don't see how anyone could send a clearer signal, sheesh.

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  13. expected criticism by acvh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and yes, Chris Tolkien has fed off the teat of his late father's creativity for a long time now. still, the literary joy of reading The Silmarillion, The Narn i Hin Hurun, The Lay of Leithian, and more, far outweighs whatever motives young Tolkien may have in editing and publishing these many works.

    Prof. Tolkien, while living, tried and failed to publish the Silmarillion. The other works were never even close to publishable. yet he often talked and wrote of these tales having a life of their own, and I don't think he would object to their being shared with millions of fans.

    I, for one, am grateful for the opportunity to have read of the First and Second ages of Tolkien's world.

    1. Re:expected criticism by professorfalcon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nicomachus published his father's (Aristotle's) notes into a book, Nicomachean Ethics, that is part of the foundation of the western world.

    2. Re:expected criticism by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Did not know that. Loved that book. Would it have gone unpublished otherwise?

    3. Re:expected criticism by bkhl · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would prefer professional text critical editions of Tolkiens full works over having everything filtered through his son. As it is, I'll have to live to be pretty old to be able to take advantage of those...

    4. Re:expected criticism by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Er... You're really not going to get any closer, unless you want to go over the notes yourself.

    5. Re:expected criticism by Archimonde · · Score: 1
      Nicomachus published his father's (Aristotle's) notes into a book


      Do you have any evidence to support both claims?
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    6. Re:expected criticism by thecombatwombat · · Score: 1

      You really sound like a misguided troll, but I'll bite anyways. I won't even make any Tolkien troll jokes. At least among philosophy majors, Aristotle's son publishing the Nichomachean Ethics (named for A's father, who he named the son after as well . . . it gets confusing) is just common knowledge. For a wee big of evidence, Wikipedia, will back me up.

      The second claim is the reason I bothered to post. If you want justification in claiming that Aristotle is key to the foundation of western society, read Aristotle's Children by Richard E Rubenstein. Fantastic book.

    7. Re:expected criticism by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      I didn't want to sound like troll, it is a misfortune if it looked that way.

      My professor in ancient greek philosophy was/is an distinguished expert on Aristotle and Plato, and during one of his lectures he (iirc, was 5 years ago) said that the names of his works were probably added by the guy (forgot his name) who collected and "organised" his works. He said that Aristotle never titled his works; instead the before metioned guy named the books himself.

      Btw, I can only agree Aristotle (and Plato) were probably the foundation stone to Western society we know today.

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    8. Re:expected criticism by thecombatwombat · · Score: 1

      Sorry to mislabel you a troll.

      What he said is generally accepted as right and I think I can clarify it a little bit. Straight from the introduction to my translation of the Nichomachean Ethics: "Aristotle's ethical theory is mostly contained in three treatises: the MM, the EE, and the EN. The titles of the last two works may reflect the tradition that Eudemus (a member of the Lyceum) and Nichomacus (the son of Areistotle and Herpyllis) edited Aristotle's lectures."

      (This translation is by Terence Irwin, ISBN 0-87220-464-2)

      These are probably the names he meant. The Nichomacus in the title is most definitely Aristotle's father. Most relevant to this discussion, inconsistencies in the third work (the EN) are attributed to the EN being incomplete, and gaps being filled in by the son.

    9. Re:expected criticism by bkhl · · Score: 1

      That's the idea. However, it's not likely that Tolkien's full original production will be published before (and if...) the copyright expires.

  14. Trilogy by the_tsi · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the first part of a trilogy, actually. Chris Tolkien is co-writing them with Kevin J. Anderson, who is widely regarded as the finest science fiction and fantasy author in the history of either genre.

    1. Re:Trilogy by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

      what? This can't be true. There's so much sarcasm on this board my sarcasm detector has been redlining for some time.

    2. Re:Trilogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      *slits wrists*

    3. Re:Trilogy by MightyMait · · Score: 1

      It's been a tough day, but I know I can count on /. to cheer me up :O)

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    4. Re:Trilogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember, down the stree, not across the road!

    5. Re:Trilogy by macurmudgeon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is a joke right? I can't believe that it's not modded funny. Kevin Anderson the finest writer in Fantasy and Sci-Fi? Hardly. Widely acknowledged? By whom? The finest in either genre? You gotta be kidding. He's competent but no J.R.R.. And Chris Tolkein is just a hack. If this volume were finished by a true master like Ursula Le Guin, Guy Kay or even Lois Bujold, I'd already have my order in where ever it was sold. If it is a lightly edited volume, like the Silmarillion, I'll be thrilled. You can plainly see the original author's style and brilliance. However, if this is the same quality as Anderson's work with Brian Herbert on the "Dune" books it should stay buried.

    6. Re:Trilogy by kubrick · · Score: 5, Funny

      with Kevin J. Anderson, who is widely regarded as the finest science fiction and fantasy author in the history of either genre.

      Thanks for letting us know, Kevin.

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    7. Re:Trilogy by supersho · · Score: 1

      Modded informative? It's an obvious joke off of Brian Herbert and Kevin Anderson's Dune prequels.

    8. Re:Trilogy by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      i actually liked KJA's star wars books, quite a bit better than the book adaptations of the original trilogy.

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    9. Re:Trilogy by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I tell you what: ever read the Young Jedi Knights series? Fucking literary masterpiece; makes Ulysses look like it was written by a drunk third-grader.

    10. Re:Trilogy by BillPosters · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't even call him competent. His Star Wars novels are the worst pieces of shit I've ever had the utter misfortune to read.

    11. Re:Trilogy by liak12345 · · Score: 1

      What was more impressive was how all the real authors of the Star Wars novels had to spend quite a bit of time undoing every relationship and character that Anderson created.

      And now... the Hutts have a Death Star!!!!!

      And Luke is in love with a ghost!

    12. Re:Trilogy by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      You mean to tell me that Ulysses wasn't written by a drunk third-grader? Wow... you learn something new every day.

    13. Re:Trilogy by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      *sigh* I walked right into that one, didn't I?

  15. Motives in Question by moore.dustin · · Score: 3, Interesting
    While I would love to believe that this is not a ploy for more money, I find it hard to swallow. He had abandoned the book and his son decided to abandon, edit, and release it for sale. Now I do not know his son obviously, but one must ask themselves, "If he respected his father, he would not being doing this would he?"

    I will read it though, that is for sure. I will however, credit the subject material to Tolkien while the rest will go to his son and his 30 years of editing. I doubt anything could be tampered with so much and still hold the same value as the original. Then again, maybe because it was not "finished" he fleshed it out - either way it is not a book authored by Tolkien to me.

    1. Re:Motives in Question by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Maybe you could, you know, read it first before you judge it.

      I doubt he's hurting for money. Maybe he's thinking "If I don't publish these they'll be gone forever, and I'd rather not have that happen."

    2. Re:Motives in Question by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

      Tolkien actually would enjoy this, he would write then re-write entire 'tales', coming up with a mixture that resembled 'true' myth, when he 'abandoned' this work it was not because he did no like it (in fact he thought it to be vastly more important than LOTR) he simply did not have the time due to the commitments coming from the (unexpected) success of LOTR, if not for that he would have 'finished' it himself. His son Christopher is the only one qualified to edit these tales and get them ready for publishing as he like no other knew his fathers ultimate vision. I can't wait...

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    3. Re:Motives in Question by k98sven · · Score: 4, Insightful
      He had abandoned the book and his son decided to abandon, edit, and release it for sale. Now I do not know his son obviously, but one must ask themselves, "If he respected his father, he would not being doing this would he?"


      I don't really see any easy answer either way, actually.

      This dilemma happens to every popular artist after they die. (Obviously, if they're not popular, there won't be any demand anyway and no dilemma) Often they didn't publish the stuff because it they didn't consider it 'done', or they didn't feel it was 'good enough'. Many (most?) great artists have very high standards in that respect.

      The problem is that while those concerns may have meant a lot to the artist, they mean nothing now. If people are still interested long after their death, then their reputation is beyond tainting. There is absolutely nothing Chris Tolkien could release, no matter how bad, that would taint J.R.R.'s reputation, since everyone will know that the man himself considered it to be sub-par. Nobody is going to judge him by it.

      Now, to take another example: Franz Kafka. He published little during his life, and wanted all his writings destroyed after his death, at which time he was virtually unknown. Obviously that didn't happen, since he's now regarded as one of the 20th century's greatest writers.

      His friend Max Brod was the one who published the material. Who is prepared to condemn him? I'm not.

      I guess the ethic that I'm suggesting is this: You can't blindly obey someone's wishes, even their last wishes, without considering the motives. There are a lot of possible ones for wanting something to go unpublished. The artist might've considered it too personal, and I think that might be grounds for obeying. But if the motive was a concern the work wasn't up-to-standard, then you might be able to disregard it.

      In Kafka's case, I think it suffices to say that the guy had enough self-loathing and self-destructive emotions to fill a Goth club several times over.
    4. Re:Motives in Question by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      If it turns out to be good, does it really matter?

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    5. Re:Motives in Question by Enigma1625 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that anyone who has read Christopher Tolkien's notes and commentary on Unfinished Tales knows that his respect for his father's work goes far beyond what words can describe. To suggest otherwise is, frankly, an insult to the man who must be considered _the_ Tolkien scholar of the world.

    6. Re:Motives in Question by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I would love to believe that this is not a ploy for more money, I find it hard to swallow.

      Christopher Tolkien is 82 years old-- do you really think he's plotting to make millions?

      Tolkien's children were actually involved with many of the Tolkien's legendarium. One of my copies of the LotR contains an essay by Tolkien where he talked about his family. Tolkien would discuss ideas with his children, let them read early drafts, they would point out inconstancies... I don't think Tolkien did this for all off the works, but this tradition started young-- The Hobbit was originally written specifically for the Tolkien children.

      Christoper Tolkien probably understands the Tolkien legendarium more then anyone in the world-- and probably read the notes for "The Children of Hurin" 50 years ago.

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    7. Re:Motives in Question by Himring · · Score: 1

      Good points all.

      Sometimes I really hate /. The sheep writing post-after-post about the gold-digging intentions of Christopher Tolkien when they don't have a friggin clue....

      And getting modded up!

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    8. Re:Motives in Question by borodir · · Score: 1

      The man is in his 80s, what is he going to do with more money? Blow it on hookers?

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  16. Dwarfs by KrayzieKyd · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Dwarfs" is only the plural form of dwarf stars. The plural for dwarf people is "dwarves". Yes, English major.

    1. Re:Dwarfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the 80's hair band, the "Killer Dwarfs"!

    2. Re:Dwarfs by Hamilton+Lovecraft · · Score: 1, Interesting
      What a gross oversimplification of the actual situation!

      "The OED cites a bewildering variety of spellings from various periods:

      duerð, dweorð, dweorh, dwæruh, dweru3, dwer3, dwer3e, dwergh, dwargh, dwarghe, duergh, dwerk, duerch, duerche, dorche, droich, dweruf, dwerf, dwerfe, dwerff, dwerffe, dwrfe, dwarfe, dwarff, dwarffe, dwearf, dwarf, duerwe, durwe, dwarw, dwerwh, dwerwhe, dwerwe, dwerowe, duorow, dwery, duery, dueri
      I don't know enough about the history of English spelling to be able to figure out what range of sound patterns lie behind that list."
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    3. Re:Dwarfs by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      "Dwarves" wasn't the plural for "dwarf", as in the little people, until Tolkien decided it was. In Old English, "dwarfs" was the common plural, hence "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

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    4. Re:Dwarfs by Kelson · · Score: 1
      "Dwarfs" is only the plural form of dwarf stars. The plural for dwarf people is "dwarves". Yes, English major.

      And somehow, I instantly think of this exchange from Into the Woods:

      It's no sicker than your thing with dwarves
      Dwarfs! (Dwarfs)
      Dwarfs are very upsetting

      Yes, theater major.

    5. Re:Dwarfs by Bloater · · Score: 1

      The Concise Oxford Dictionary makes no distinction between the two.

    6. Re:Dwarfs by Yaksha42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe it is in this world, but not Tolkien's. He actually wanted to make the plural be "Dwarrows."

      "The real 'historical' plural of dwarf (like teeth of tooth) is dwarrows anyway: rather a nice word, but a bit too archaic. Still I rather wish I had used the word dwarrow." - The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, #17

    7. Re:Dwarfs by siride · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't know anything about Old English. The plural in Old English was "dwergas", which would have developed into "dwarrows" (variations of this recorded through the Middle English period). "Dwarves" also shows up at times in more recent literature (past couple centuries) alongside the more common "dwarfs".

    8. Re:Dwarfs by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      and the 80's hair band, the "Killer Dwarfs"!

      Don't forget the 90s punk band, the Dwarves (famous for "Blood, Guts and Pussy").

      I have one of their t-shirts. On the back it says, "Fuck you up and get high." Word!

    9. Re:Dwarfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural for dwarf people is "dwarfs."
      Yes, English major with copy of the Oxford English Dictionary in hand (volume V, Dvandva - Follis).

    10. Re:Dwarfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know anything about Old English. The plural in Old English was "dweirges", which would have developed into "dnearrows" (variations of this recorded through the Middle English period). "Dwarves" also shows up at times in more recent literature (past couple centuries) alongside the more common "dwarfs".

    11. Re:Dwarfs by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Funny

      At the end of the day we're still talking about two short guys that like to kick ass, right?

      Yes, business major.

    12. Re:Dwarfs by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      so what you are saying is basically the OED says dwarfs so QED HTH HAND

      (BTW from what ive heard unless you are a treebeard you wouldn't actually have your copy "in hand")

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    13. Re:Dwarfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f and v are interchangebale fricitives. yes, english major. plus, as has been noted, the v spelling is a tolkeinism.

    14. Re:Dwarfs by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Oxford American Dictionary doesn't make the distinction either.

      I think this note in the entry was amusing:
      USAGE In the sense 'an abnormally small person,' dwarf is normally considered offensive. However, there are no accepted alternatives in the general language, since terms such as person of restricted growth have gained little currency.

      Thankfully, the politically overcorrect hadn't commandeered everything, otherwise that would be awkward.

    15. Re:Dwarfs by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      "Dwarfs" is only the plural form of dwarf stars. The plural for dwarf people is "dwarves". Yes, English major.

      Both forms are valid. But "dwarfs" was the more common until Tolkien chose to use the V form. Look in a dictionary. Also, note Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" (1937). Disney isn't an authority on language, but I think they might have noticed if their title was mispelled. See also Snow White bibliography all versions listed use "seven dwarfs", including several 19th C editions which predate the Disney movie.

      Tolkien mentioned he had problems with editors over that, and also his use of "Elvish" rather than "Elfin". It seems obvious to us that Middle Earth elves weren't "elfin".

    16. Re:Dwarfs by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Um. According to Tolkien, the plural of "dwarf", as rendered in modern English, should be "dwarrow" or "dwarrows" (probably via OE dweor3as).

    17. Re:Dwarfs by BerislavLopac · · Score: 1

      Well, next time it's very cold outside I'll make sure that I wear several scarrows.

    18. Re:Dwarfs by CortoMaltese · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, we're talking about two or more short guys.

      Yes, engineering.

    19. Re:Dwarfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we're talking about two or more short persons.
      Yes, high school graduate.

    20. Re:Dwarfs by stormy_petral · · Score: 1
      Could that work the other way?

      The singular of "sparrows" should be "sparf"
      His eye is on the sparf.

      The singular of "barrows" should be "barf"
      The king was buried in a barf.

      The singular of "arrows" should "arf."
      Curses! I've shot my last arf!

      English is such fun!

  17. My elven is rusty - please tell me... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. that "hurin" doesn't mean "corn". Cuz that would just be sad.

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  18. Whatever happened to his Beowulf? by Alfred,+Lord+Tennyso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Slashdot had a story some time ago that they'd found a copy of Beowulf translated by Tolkien at the bottom of a box of his papers in the Oxford library. Supposedly they were going to publish them as soon as they'd deciphered his terrible handwriting. But I haven't heard of it since.

    1. Re:Whatever happened to his Beowulf? by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      We have to wait 30 years for his son to edit....

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    2. Re:Whatever happened to his Beowulf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My intro English prof was from Oxford and he told us a story about one day his colleague, who was taking a class from Tolkien, had an essay graded and Tolkien had written some feedback in the margin. He couldn't figure out what it said and noone he showed it too could decrypt his writing. Theres no real point to this story, except that he had awful awful handwriting - so I could see why that's a big hangup on publishing something.

    3. Re:Whatever happened to his Beowulf? by drew · · Score: 1

      Getting off topic here, but I had an English teacher whose handwriting was so bad that even he couldn't read it much of the time. Your best bet, if you wanted to know what he actually thought of one of your essays, was to ask his son (who happened to be a year older than me and attending school at the same place) what his comments were, as he was actually somewhat better than his father at deciphering his father's handwriting.

      He also told us once that somebody had gotten a hold of his checkbook and tried to forge a few checks. The bank refused to honor them- they knew something was wrong when they could actually read them.

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    4. Re:Whatever happened to his Beowulf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, I think you are mistaken. Beowulf clustering was not available back when Tolkein was alive.

  19. Oh no... by paulmer2003 · · Score: 1

    ......Lord save us all.

  20. Obligatory... by setirw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, that's what I'm Tolkien About!

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    1. Re:Obligatory... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Don't make a hobbit of that joke

    2. Re:Obligatory... by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      I'll have some of whatever you're Tolkien!

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    3. Re:Obligatory... by Maru+Dubshinki · · Score: 1

      He can't help it. Such jokes are hobbit-forming.

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  21. Re:Bag It by acvh · · Score: 2, Funny

    actually, most of the manuscripts he's worked on are in the library at Marquette(?) University, donated thus by his father.

    If you prefer not to have read anything since the appendices to LOTR, then feel free not to.

    As for the movies, they sucked, Jackson made significant changes to the plot just because he could, the acting was roundly horrible, the CG was obvious and not very convincing, and Liv Tyler is ugly.

    so there.

  22. loorddd Riings 4 Reevengee of Kinng by edwardpickman · · Score: 1, Funny

    Long dead corpse, pen glued to hand, 20,000 volts, new novel in dead authors own hand. Profit!

  23. name sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    wasnt Christopher Tolkien in that pulp fiction movie?

    "he hid that book up his ass for 30 years."

  24. Re:Greedy Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The time you take to complete a job doesn't necessarily correlate to the quality of the job done.

    Example: I've been working on cleaning out my house's attic for just over 11 years now, and my wife still says I'm doing a crappy job of it. :)

  25. Re:Greedy Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Now his greedy kid is capitalizing on his fathers name just to make some cash and hurt Tolkein's reputation by publishing a book not up to his usual quality.

    Uh, we're not talking about a snot-nosed punk trying to make a quick buck. The guy's eighty years old and has dedicated much of his life to his father's literary legacy, trying to make sense of his notes and half-finished stories (see the Silmarillion.) Whether his efforts have literary merit is one thing-- I personally think a dead author's notes and partial works should be buried with him-- but he's hardly trying to "make some cash."

  26. Re:Greedy Children by gbobeck · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't see how anyone could send a clearer signal, sheesh.

    He could have engaged in spontaneous human combustion while holding the original manuscript.
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  27. Herbert's Dune Series by zenasprime · · Score: 2, Informative

    Brian Herbert has been doing this with his fathers great worlks also. I hear they are good but I'm scared to read something by an author other then the one who originally developed the story. Though I did read the Paul Preuss version of Arthur C. Clark's Venus Prime and I enjoyed it.

    I've been meaning to pick up the Simillarion as I've heard nothing but good things... perhaps this will be the viral marketing ploy that will motivate me enough to grab a copy.

    1. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, there's really only one thing to say about Brian Herbert's "work"... http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/10/15

    2. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I was very disapointed with the prequel 'Dune' books. They were nothing like the originals and not written to the same standard.

    3. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 1

      The Silmarillion reads like one of those old epics, and is not a quick read at all. The first book is fun though.

    4. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by DarkProphet · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been meaning to pick up the Simillarion as I've heard nothing but good things... perhaps this will be the viral marketing ploy that will motivate me enough to grab a copy.

      I highly recommend that you do. I scored a used hardcover copy on Amazon for under USD $20. As another poster mentioned, LOTR is but a footnote in the Tolkien universe's history. I've heard people liken the Silmarillion to the bible in that it can be a rather dry history, and that may be a vaild complaint. In my experience, though, it gets better every time through. The books included in the Silmarillion span from the creation of that universe up to the rise of Gondor. IMHO it gives the Elvish race much more depth (and also Men, to a lesser extent) than LOTR, and makes the friction between Elrond and Aragorn much more poignant.

      Plus, thats how I found out who Elbereth really is and why people go around invoking her name all the time ;-)

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    5. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by Roland · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're all that bad, I get the impression that many who comment on them A) never read all of the first 6 dunes books, especially more than once, and B) Just like to bitch.

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    6. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Eh. The writing is dry and painful as hell. I read War and Peace in a weekend and got stuck on the Simarillion to the point of never finishing it.

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    7. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      It took me seven attempts over a 20 year period to make it all the way through the Silmarillion. I'm glad I finally finished it... but never, ever, again (and I re-read LoTR every five years or so).

      It's so dry it's almost painfull at times, but it really is a must-read for anyone who loves Tolkien's world.

    8. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by acvh · · Score: 3, Informative

      No similarity at all. As young Herbert said in the intro to the first abomination bearing his name, he COULD have used Dad's notes to write the story of the Scattering as his father intended, or he could just write some backstory to Dune that he made up himself.

      Bad choice, boyo.

      Chris Tolkien doesn't write, he edits. He consulted closely with his father on the writing of the published works, and no one is more qualified to produce these versions of Prof. Tolkien's stories.

    9. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by jazzmans · · Score: 1

      I have most of the Tolkien books, including almost all the middle earth histories. I quite like what Christopher has done publishing and editing his fathers works.

      The Silmarillion is absolutely amazing in my opinion. Most of the time, any changes Christopher made are either italicized or footnoted.

      OTOH, I'm also a huge fan of Frank herbert, and I believe I have all of his books as well. I find brian herbert's books to be trite, simplistic, and read much more like a book based on a screenplay (IOW, Crap).

      The two are worlds apart. I'm excited for the new tolkien book. I wish brian herbert would quit butchering his fathers works.

      jaz

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    10. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I've read all of the 1st 6 Dune books, at least 4 times each (except I could only make it through GEOD twice). I read two of the prequels, and found them unsatisfying. On their own, they were mediocre to passable stories. Set in the Dune backdrop though, they fell flat. None of the characters had quite the same aura about them that FH had managed to convey. It also felt that either they had not read or just had not enjoyed the original series. Mostly it stank of a money grab, far more so than what CT is doing feels like.

      I enjoy bitching once in a while though, so you've got me there.

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    11. Re:Herbert's Dune Series by k98sven · · Score: 1
      I don't think they're all that bad, I get the impression that many who comment on them A) never read all of the first 6 dunes books, especially more than once, and B) Just like to bitch.


      Oh well that completly invalidates their criticism, then!

      Reading all 6 of Herbert's original books multiple times makes you a better judge of literature.. how?
      It doesn't. (Your opinion would be far more interesting, to me at least, if you'd read the first book once and 11 other, completely different books, than if you've read all 6 Dune books twice.)

      If someone has read the entire series multiple times, it does tell me one thing: They're are a "Dune" fan. As such, I think it's reasonable to assume that they will be more positively inclined towards any story that's in the "Dune" universe than otherwise. And so I'd put a lot less weight behind that person's opinion.

      Okay. Now someone is going to say: "Oh, but if you aren't a fanatic like me, then you won't get it! You'll miss all the references and back-story and continuity and stuff!"

      And perhaps I will! But for me at least, those things don't make a book good. They can make a good book better, but if the prose is crap, no amount of that stuff will save it. Since Tolkien is the main topic, you might as well compare LOTR to the Silmarillion. Both have about the same amount of those things. But the prose and structure of the latter suck. Which is why it's nowhere near as popular.
      (To Tolkien's defense, that choice was intentional and he predicted it'd be less popular himself.)

      Anyway, no I've not read the Dune prequels, and only the first four of the original ones. But I feel good reason to be sceptical. Prequels invariably suck, because they're invariably written for money and not due to some inspiration.

      E.g. Had Tolkien been like most prequel-writers, the Silmarillion would've had a Baggins family member in every story, as well as Gandalf playing a prominent role everywhere (good thing he's immortal!), Tom Bombadil would probably turn out to be Legolas' great-grandfather, and all in all you'd discover that there are only about 5 important people in the history of the universe who aren't related to a main character of the LOTR books.
  28. one dwarf, two little people by tepples · · Score: 1

    To settle this argument, let's just pretend the plural of "dwarf" is little people. Or would Fisher-Price sue?

  29. Re:Greedy Children by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that, publish or not, J.R.R. Tolkien isn't going to care one way or the other.

    And as for "usual standard" -- Chis Tolkien is going to be able to match or exceed his father's writing in every technical way. Being able to write full time and not having to create the mythology will do that.

  30. i don't care by nixmega · · Score: 0

    As a Tolkein fanboy... I really don't care if the kid's makeing money off of his father. A new book... YES!!! *excited*

  31. Re:Bag It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, the son of a man so brilliant in imagination, his entire lifespan was not enough to finish his own work, cleans up, releases and generally attempts to carry on his father's work. Yeah, really sounds like a greedy asshole.

    And quite frankly, I cheer CT's opinions of the movies. I found myself able to stomach Jackson's Fellowship, at least.. I can see the reasoning for Bombadil's disappearance, and I can even stow away sufficient ire to forgive Xenarwen. (It's a movie; one can only have so many minor characters, after all.)

    Jackson's The Two Towers and Return of the Horrible, Hackneyed Fantasy Plot were horrible butchery of Tolkien's work. One must understand that in translations from book to film, things will change. There is absolutely no excuse for the wanton and brutal destruction of characters that Jackson is guilty of. Destruction of characters.. it stretches even far worse. Tolkien devoted a paragraph to describing the crown of Gondor, and Jackson couldn't even manage to get that even remotely correct. My god, when one can't translate a simple prop from book to film, how can one manage to translate the important things, such as the story?

    CT is no JRR - there was only one JRR, and unless the world is very fortunate indeed, we'll likely never glimpse another so brilliant. Regardless of this, CT does damned fine work. You claim The Silmarillion lacked editting? Why, pray tell, would it need editting? It was quite obvious in line with what JRR wanted - he had taken it to publishers, who refused it effectively on the grounds of 'people are stupid'. I certainly won't argue with the publishers, but The Silmarillion was JRR's true masterpiece. The Hobbit is a mere children's story, and The Lord of the Rings was 'dumbed down' (for lack of better words) to appeal to a broad audience.

    If you want to see a son doing horrible things, go talk to Brian Herbert. CT is far removed from the accusations you baselessly spew at him.

  32. Elves and Dwarfs? by ko9 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can't resist correcting this text.. It's either Elfs and Dwarfs (the original official english rule), or the Tolkien style: Elves and Dwarves. Hobbits are still hobbits though ;-)

    1. Re:Elves and Dwarfs? by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hobbits are still hobbits though ;-)

      Well, except to Gollum.

      Nasty hobbitses!

      Not that I'd point out Gollum as a paragon of proper speech, mind you...

    2. Re:Elves and Dwarfs? by vidarh · · Score: 1

      There are no "official" English rules. English is defined by usage, not by prescription by any authority unlike many other languages (like French)

  33. Re:Bag It by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

    Amazing how many people can't even get the last name right, yet have so "much" to say. It's Tolkien, not Tolkein.

  34. Re:Bag It by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Liv Tyler is ugly."

    Get thee to an opthamologist!

    STB

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  35. Re:Greedy Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not knowing his father nor Chris, I don't think any of the Middle Earth fans have much room for such definitive claims like "he's ruining his father's legacy" or "is a greedy little kid." You really think he NEEDS MORE money?

  36. Re:Greedy Children by Quarters · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...and as for "usual standard" -- Chis Tolkien is going to be able to match or exceed his father's writing in every technical way.

    Some people have a true gift for language, some people are able to master language, and then there are the offspring of respected writers. Whether it be Tolkien or Herbert, the younger generation always manages to trample on the legacy left by their ancestors. Go read some of C. Tolkien's early attempts at extending his father's legacy. You'll quickly see what I mean.

  37. Wow! by cashman73 · · Score: 0

    This is really great news! I can't wait for my preciousssss -- oops, I mean -- this new book to come out! ;-)

  38. This is something most of us should be familiar wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    th.

    Most of us, at one time or another, will have started writing some code and then realized that we were going in entirely the wrong direction. It is going to be faster to write it again from scratch than to try to fix the version we already started. We 'abandon' the old code. It's not a total loss though. There are lots of parts of the old code that can be reused.

    I dread the thought of one of my children finding some of my old work. "Oh look, here's a program daddy was working on. I think I'll finish it." Oh my gawd.

  39. Re:Bag It by DiscoBobby · · Score: 2, Funny
    Liv Tyler is ugly

    Good Lord, I want to see the women in YOUR world!
  40. Re:Greedy Children by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The time you take to complete a job doesn't necessarily correlate to the quality of the job done.

    No, but it does give some indication of motive. If I'm looking to make a quick buck, I sure don't spend 30 years turning it into a rather slow buck.

  41. Just like Mozart's Requiem in D minor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't finish K.626 on purpose! It wasn't because he died making it, it was because it sucked and he knew it! Stupid Joseph Eybler, trying to make a quick buck off the master's work!

    1. Re:Just like Mozart's Requiem in D minor by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Sheeesh! Eybler didn't finish K. 626 (he tied and gave up), as every schoolkid knows, it was Süssmayr.

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  42. Re:Bag It by Ancalimar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right, well first, he didn't leave the Silmarillion "untouched". In fact, the Silmarillion, in current form, was a vast collection of disparate notes. Also, the "JRRT" editing you're referring to was more likely the editing of Tolkien's ... what would you call it ... EDITOR. Tolkien himself stated that his personal preference was for swaths of chit-chat between Hobbits, with much less emphasis on the grand literary style that we all love.

    I'm just guessing that you really don't have a good idea of how J.R.R. and Christopher really were and are. His son reveres his father's work, and does not claim it as his own. The Unfinished Tales, Silmarillion, and various other books that have been put out under Tolkien's name, are mostly the various stages of Tolkien's works. If you ever bother to read them all (perhaps you have already?) you'll see an amazing cross-section of not only Tolkien's works, but his entire life. And for that, his son deserves thanks, not ridicule.

  43. Silmarillion by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

    Exciting Elvish backstories answering questions like "Why is Galadriel so bitter?"
    There were several ages during which it was definately not fun to be related to anyone who had ever seen a Silmaril... because they were DOOOOOMED.

  44. These prequels are the best. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Apparently Matt Damon will be playing the Young Aragorn at The Westernesse Academy.

    Gilbert Gottried will play the prankish young Gandalf (or, "G-Dalf," as he was known at the time, back when he was wearing his floppy hat all backwards n'stuff).

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  45. Re:Bag It by endemoniada · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...the CG was obvious..."

    As opposed to all those movies starring REAL balrogs and cave trolls?

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  46. Dang, that beats Hemingway by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...He was only eighteen years dead when he quit publishing.

    rj

  47. Re:Bag It by glwtta · · Score: 1

    So I didn't think much of the movies (seemed like roughly 12 hours of people walking), but if Liv Tyler is ugly, that's my kind of ugly!

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  48. Re:better than the koran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stfu buddhafucker

  49. Re:Bag It by caviare · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I am horrified that a blatantly pejorative comment like this could get modded up to 3. I find myself spending less and less time on slashdot lately, this will just about it kill it off. Find some manners!

  50. Dream tag team by kabdib · · Score: 1

    I know; Hubbard just keeps egging Tolkien on.

    "Come on, just crank up that old ectoplasmic typewriter and shoot 'em another one. Herbert is catching up fast, and when Jordan, McCaffrey and Anthony get here, you've got to be wayyy ahead of 'em or you'll never get any respect."

    "I thought you were in Hell. Aren't you supposed to be dancing on lava or something?"

    "You kidding? My literary agents took care of all that."

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  51. incredible! i wish slashdot wasn't so jaded though by radarsat1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Wow, that's great," I thought, as I read the title of the article. Then I made the mistake of clicking on "Read more..."

    Man are you lot ever a bunch of depressed, jaded people. Almost every single comment has been attacking Mr. Tolkien for doing homage to his father's work. How sad...

    (Please, no "You must be new here" comments.. :)

  52. Re:Greedy Children by revolu7ion · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like we know what Tolkien would have wanted... A son would know his father the best... i'm sure the tolkiens aren't in dire need of money.

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  53. Good Stories from the Histories by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always thought there were (at least) three really solid books to come out of the Silmarillion - the story of Feanor and his kids, the story of Tuor and Gondolin, and the story of Hurin and his kids. All three are much better in the History of Middle Earth series than the Silmarillion (which was an awful book if you liked to follow characters for more than a chapter or two).

    I'm looking forward to a newly fleshed out story, although it does feel a little like Christopher Tolkien keeps on discovering just a little more each time, in a way that would ensure a steady flow of books. "Oh look, here's a bit more of the story!" (two years later) "And underneath that bit was even more of the story! It's a shame I didn't think to keep looking before publishing." (two years later) "Well, what do you know! Some more of the story! Who could've imagined! Stap me vitals and so on."

    But I'm being unkind here.

    I'd also love to see a movie based on this story. Especially since Morgoth would play a prominent role. Unlike Sauron, he actually has a speaking role in the Middle Earth stories, and is a far more complex and interesting character. That, and he's got Balrogs leading his armies. Not that they could fly of course (the eagles of Manwe really hated them doing that).

    1. Re:Good Stories from the Histories by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      It's not entirely Christopher's fault. His father tinkered with these stories for over 50 years. There were layers upon layers of revisions, with a manuscript that finally was a literal palimpsest. There really were many new things to discover; it's astonishing that he kept at it for as long as he did. Thanks to this approach, virtually all of Tolkien's mythological work at most of its stages is available to anyone interested in it.

      The story of Feanor wasn't really a stand-alone; it was more of the setup to everything that followed and didn't end until the War of Wrath. Tuor's story was never actually finished, which is a pity. The Narn i hin Hurin was the most developed of all of them, including Beren and Luthien, and the most tragic. I've always thought it would made a great opera, if it didn't come out too similar in places to the Ring cycle.

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    2. Re:Good Stories from the Histories by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Tuor's story was never actually finished, which is a pity.

      Actually, Tuor's story was the first to be written down by Tolkien (he did this right after the Battle of the Somme in 1916). Called The Fall of Gondolin, it actually had a fairly completed version done that was read to a bunch of Oxford students around 1919, just before Tolkien became a Reader in English Language at the University of Leeds.

    3. Re:Good Stories from the Histories by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that original story became very inconsistent in both language and setting as the rest of it developed. You could not simply take it and present it as the tale without considerable alteration. Tolkien never completed an updated version.

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    4. Re:Good Stories from the Histories by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      From memory (and it's not perfect) there was a great story of Tuor and his coming to Gondolin in one of the Histories. It was about 60 pages or thereabouts or well-written, solid stuff. Never amounted to a finished story though, which I found sad. I think it was one of the many "could have been" great stories.

      And that's what I think of Fëanor and the Narn i hin Húrin, although I agree that the story of Húrin and his children was far more complete. The Fëanor story was high drama (or melodrama), whereas the Húrin stories had pathos and subtlety.

      Like the whole Silmarillion, the stories showed an author at various stages of his career, and publishers were right in not printing them except as extras for LotR fans.

  54. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the funniest thing I've read on here in weeks. Bravo, good sir.

  55. Bored of the Rings by hullabalucination · · Score: 1

    http://amethyst-angel.com/bored_of_the_rings.html (WARNING: Stupid popup ads on a site paying homage to a timeless parody, one of whose themes is the effect of crass commercialism on the popular social psyche and mythology.)

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  56. Re:Greedy Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's why he spent 30 years working on it right?


    The previous poster was talking about JRR, not Chris.
  57. Re:Greedy Children by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Tolkien very much wanted these works published, but unfortunately was, after LotR, never able to get the Silmarillion (that includes the hugely expanded works like the Children of Hurin) to any form of completion. Christopher Tolkien, who had long worked closely with his father (CJRT drew the first Middle Earth map) was entrusted with creating a finished work. To make a long story short, he had to do certain things such as writing one of the stories in the book, and then published the History of Middle Earth series, to show the nature of his father's incomplete works.

    Now if only Brian Herbert would do that with his own father's unfinished work on the Dune series, rather than writing absolutely awful novels based on them.

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  58. Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    It's a short story by J. R. R. Tolkien (the father not the son). The wikipedia says:
    "Leaf by Niggle" is very much an allegory of Tolkien's own creative process, and, to an extent, of his own life.
    If this is true the Tolkien (the father) would have very much wanted the world to read his unpublished stories especially if he had known they would have received the tremendous accolades they have gotten.

    Christopher Tolkien has been providing Tolkien fans with many volumes of his father's unpublished works. I've found almost all of them to be fascinating and delightful, surpassing both "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings".

    I've also found the stories about The Children of Hurin too brief, even the extended version in "Unfinished Tales" and the verse version in "The Lays of Beleriand". I'm looking forward to reading this new book and I think the son sharing these works with the rest of us has honored his father and made the world a better place.

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    1. Re:Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by spooje · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but Tolkien in many places, says he hates allegory so I don't know how that stacks up.

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    2. Re:Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
      Yes, that poses a bit of a conundrum. I suggest that you read the story and decide for yourself.

      I read it recently and my impression was that it was unmistakably an autobiographical allegory. The Wikipedia article I linked too handled it this way:
      Tolkien himself might have disagreed with an allegorical interpretation. He wrote, in Letter 131 of The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien, "I dislike Allegory." In specific reference to Niggle, he wrote in Letter 241, "It is not really or properly an 'allegory' so much as 'mythical'." On the other hand, in Letter 153 he said, "I tried to show allegorically how [subcreation] might come to be taken up into Creation in some plane in my 'purgatorial' story Leaf by Niggle."
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    3. Re:Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Sure, he hates allegory, but LOTR is clearly allegorical. Go figure.

    4. Re:Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Funny that. For a guy who hated allegory so much, his writing speaks to quite the opposite.

    5. Re:Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what I was saying. What did you think that post was about?

    6. Re:Please read "Leaf by Niggle" by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      I was just commenting that you were not the only one to notice that particular contradiction.

  59. Re:Greedy Children by LardBrattish · · Score: 1
    No, the quick buck was The Silmarillion

    Then Unfinished Tales

    Then there was the seemingly endless collection of scraps - was it 12 volumes?

    He's been otherwise occupied for the last 30 years, if it wasn't publishable before it's unlikely to be all that good.

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  61. But Gandalf ... by lorg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    - But Gandalf I don't wanna squeeze blood out of a stone!
    - Shut up! Daddy needs a new point hat!

  62. Re:Greedy Children by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative
    Perhaps you would be good enough to give some examples. The *only* work I know of that he wrote was chapter The Fall of Doriath from the Silmarillion with Guy Gavriel Kay, because the only version of the story in existence was from the very earliest stages of JRRT's work on the mythos, and was completely unsuitable to be placed in the published Silmarillion.

    CJRT has never released any fiction of his own. What he has done is released the larger part of his father's writings, right from the Book of Lost Tales first written in 1917. It's not easy reading for the casual reader, but for those interested in the evolution of the mythos, it's priceless.

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  63. MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    N/T

  64. Re:Greedy Children by Cheapy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the otherhand, the time spent could also mean he didn't have motivation, not that he wanted it to be "perfect."

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  65. Reading the Silmarillion by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    I've been meaning to pick up the Simillarion as I've heard nothing but good things.
    It took me about five tries before I was able to read this book. There were too many new names and I kept struggling to get some context. My mistake was trying to start from the beginning. It is one of those books that is much easier to read after you've already read it. I suggest you thumb through it and just start reading a section you find interesting.

    Another way to ease your yourself in is to first read "Unfinished Tales" which contains details from both the Silmarillion and the Lord of the Rings. It is an excellent transition from the world of the Lord of the Rings to the much, much larger world of the Silmarillion.

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  66. How I made it through the Sil. by SkyMunky · · Score: 1

    I got a copy of The Complete Guide to Middle Earth (paperback), then listened to the unabridged audiobook of the Sil. on a long road trip. Worked well for me...may be worth a try. The Guide helped when I needed to pause and figure out "Who was that again?".

  67. Re:Greedy Children by kingkade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Silmarillion was a fantastic compilation of Tolkien's cosmology/myth. I'll even go as far to say that I enjoyed the Silmarillion more than The Lord of the Rings.

  68. Re:Greedy Children by Carthag · · Score: 1
    "I personally think a dead author's notes and partial works should be buried with him"

    Kafka's Der Prozess was published post-humously, after being finished (it was almost done) by his friend Max Brod who refused to burn the manuscript as Kafka had wanted. Make of that what you will :)

  69. Is this it? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    Is this it? I'm fairly sure I read it in college - the professor went on at length about Tolkien's translation being one of the reasons that the thing was still read today.

    1. Re:Is this it? by Alfred,+Lord+Tennyso · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to the sellers, that book is in German. I suppose Beowulf may well translate into German better than English.

      As I understand it, Tolkein's contribution to Beowulf wasn't so much the translation but an essay called The Monsters And The Critics, back in the 30s. Apparently it was the first time anybody had looked at Beowulf as a thing with literary merit, rather than just a piece of linguistic evidence.

    2. Re:Is this it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      According to the sellers, that book is in German. I suppose Beowulf may well translate into German better than English.

      Not really. Both are equally far-removed from the original. Swedish or Norwegian would be much closer (except for the grammar). Icelandic would of course be closest. (Not to mention Norse.. but let's keep it to living languages)

      Anyway, things don't really translate better just because the languages are close. It can make translation much harder, actually. Unless you're very careful you'll make the mistake of translating words with their cognates (related words) and not the word that's actually closest in meaning. For instance, the German "ruhig" ("calm") has no similar cognate in modern English to tempt you. Old English naturally has one, "rów" (calm). In Danish, you have the cognate "rolig" (calm). But if you go to Swedish, it has "rolig" as well. But then its meaning has shifted to "fun"!

      In general those languages (Scandinavian ones) are so close that nearly every word in one has a cognate with the same or nearly the same spelling in another. And the meaning will be the same or nearly the same. A rough translation becomes easier. A good translation much harder.

      On the plus side, you have the fact that cultural ideas, sensibilities, idioms, values, etc are closer. So in that respect translation becomes easier. (To continue the example, Swedish to Finnish is fairly easy in that respect. The languages are as divergent as could be, but the cultures are extremely similar)

      The translation of Tolkien's own works is an interesting subject. (He had some big feuds with translators, due to his lingual skills. His opinion wasn't always a good one though, since he usually wasn't fluent in the modern prose of the language in question)
      All in all, LOTR is essentially untranslateable. First due to cultural factors, from references to Arthurian legend, to simple things like the relationship to forests. The Shire being based on England's landscape, the hobbits find forests scary - something English people can relate to, but hardly a Scandinavian.

      But the main issue is his extremely creative use of language. Take the language of Rohan for instance. It's based on Norse/Old English. The purpose being to imply that they spoke an older language which related to the hobbit's language in the way that this relates to modern English. (that is, being somewhat recognizable but not generally understandable). Should a translator replace that with something relating the same way to their language? Few would make the effort. So instead it becomes more foreign than intended.

      Unless of course you're speaking a Nordic language! Then it gets really funny, because quite a lot of those names are exactly the same in modern Scandinavian. For instance, the old man Gamling (meaning: old man) was cast as a young man in the movie version, causing a lot of unintentended laughs when screened in Sweden.

      "English" names are hard too. "Rivendell" sounds fine to an English speaker, and quite foreign to everyone else.
      So if you were to translate it.. what do you do? First you need to know it. "riven" doesn't refer to a river (most probably think so), but to a rift (middle English, "riven") so it's basically "rift valley". Tolkien himself insisted that names like that should be geographically correct. But on the other hand, you can't make a plausible-sounding location name with that meaning in a lot of languages.

      Yup. LOTR can really increase your appreciation of English and Tolkien, if you scratch the surface a bit.

    3. Re:Is this it? by mattpointblank · · Score: 1

      I'm one year into a BA English degree and definitely found this post interesting. At the start of our Medieval Literature module, we looked at a clip from a TV show where Eddie Izzard learned some Old English, then went to an area of Belgium where they still spoke Fresian, and was able to buy a cow from an old farmer by asking him in old English if he could purchase it. The two languages are very similar (albeit widely unspoken) so he was able to do so - OE definitely has closer links with that area of Europe, linguistically, than with England itself.

      We also looked at a little of Tolkien's essay on Beowulf. He's by no means the only person to make a good translation (Seamus Heaney did one, as I recall) but he did do a fair bit to bring it back. One of our lecturers compared some excerpts from Beowulf with parts of LOTR and the influence there is undeniable.

    4. Re:Is this it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Frisian is definitly the historically closest language to English. By no means would I imply that English stems from Norse. The reason why I think Icelandic is closest (apart from the practical experience of knowing some of both and comparing) is that Icelandic has changed extremely little in the last millenium compared to most other Germanic languages.

      In particular, Icelandic has unusually few borrowed words (and they now conciously work to keep it that way). So the vast majority are Germanic as with Old English. So most words in one has cognates in the other.

      It'd be interesting to see that clip though. Another thing that struck me is that he must be speaking with a modern English accent, and presumably a relatively heavy one. And one of the most immediate signs of an English accent when speaking almost any Germanic language (or any indo-European one in general) is that the vowels are shifted as in English, haven't been "shifted back" enough, or that the shifting is inconsistent.

      If you put the vowel-shifts somewhere in-between Old and Modern English, you incidentally get rather close to Dutch and Frisian, since their vowel-shifts are in-between that of English and Germanic; German spoken with a heavy English accent can often sound a lot like Dutch. So a less-than-perfect pronunciation would help intelligiblity as far as Dutch/Frisian is concerned.
      (As an aside, American pronunciation has a distinctive use of R-colored schwa sounds; e.g. in "dinner", "murder". Which is almost nonexistent in Germanic languages except for some Dutch dialects - making them sound not only like "German with an English accent" but specifically an American accent.)

      Anyway, while German is much less vowel-shifted than English, it's still more shifted than Old English, wheras Norwegian/Swedish and Icelandic have few or no shifts. (Danish varies, but is irrelevant because its unique prosody makes understanding even its closest relatives difficult).

      E.g. "ice" in O.E. is "is" and was pronounced unshifted making it sound like "ease". In Dutch and German it's "ijs" and "eis", but both are pronounced like modern English "ice". By comparison, all Norse languages (modern and old) both spell and pronounce it as in O.E.

      And of course, things just don't work as nicely and linearly as language-trees suggest. There are plenty of Germanic words retained only in English, as well as other combinations. Like "window", which is from Norse but not retained in Swedish. Most Germanic languages (all except English and the Norse ones minus Swedish) use variants of the Latin fenestra.

      Window = "vindauge" wind-eye, supplanting the O.E. word "eagyrl" - eyehole. Note that O.E. "ea" almost always corresponded to a Norse "au" and modern Scandinavian "ø". As in "dead" = "dauð" = "død", "read" (red) = "rauð" = "rød". Which isn't unimportant in a Beowulf context since it implies "Geats" = "Gautar" = "Götar". This is most likely the case, but some fringe historians claim the Beowulf's Geats were different people than the Gautar/Götar. Their arguments tend to be drawn from the Beowulf itself though, hardly a wise thing.
      (Although the most likely case is also that parts of it are historic. Specifically the people/things independently mentioned by the Sagas and the Gesta Danorum).

  70. Quite the accusation by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    That's quite the accusation. Do you have anything to support it besides an opinion?

    1. Re:Quite the accusation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      On what could I possibly support my literary opinion on CT's work? That's what literary opinions are. Have you read the stuff I said is bad? Do you disagree?

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    2. Re:Quite the accusation by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to say his writing is bad - that is a literary opinion.

      On the other hand, saying that he's a 'greedy asshole' who 'hoards manuscripts' and that he didn't like the LoTR movies because 'Jackson wouldn't let him [Christopher Tolkien] butcher it' is just a nasty ad hominem attack.

      Why should anyone take your 'literary opinion' with anything more than the smallest grain of salt in existence, given your obvious personal bias against Tolkien's son? Sure, you can say that CT is scum of the world, but don't try to disguise your baseless accusation as a 'literary opinion'.

    3. Re:Quite the accusation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He doesn't let anyone else work on his father's manuscripts before he publishes them.


      Except for when he does, like with Guy Gavriel Kay's involvement in The Silmarillion.

      I've never met the guy, but I tried to read his work, and felt used as a reader, used to increase the wealth and stature of Christoper Tolkien despite his lack of any qualifications but legal right. That makes him a greedy asshole.


      So anyone who publishes a book that you hate is automatically a greedy asshole? You seem to imply that they have an obligation to first check your opinion of their writing, and if it's negative, seek assistance from a better author? Otherwise they are greedy assholes?

      I'm wouldn't say C.T. couldn't use outside help. But I think you're just way off in implying that he has some moral obligation to do so. You don't have any obligation to buy his books. Deal.

      And I'd argue he's got quite a few qualifications. He knew J.R.R. better than almost anyone else now alive. He actively followed the development of the stuff from the earliest stages. He's got the same professional qualifications, which aren't insignficant given the obvious influence of works like Beowulf.

      I think you're just pissed off because you think the guy owes you something. He doesn't.
    4. Re:Quite the accusation by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      JRRT made it very clear during his lifetime that he didn't want anyone else writing in his mythos, going so far as to write his publisher to find some way to prevent a would-be sequel writer. As odd as it may sound to you, have you considered that CJRT may just be following his father's wishes.

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    5. Re:Quite the accusation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      CT writing a sequel follows his father's wishes to prevent someone writing a sequel? Chalk up another point for JRRT the visionary, and CT the cheater.

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    6. Re:Quite the accusation by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the notion he's writing a sequel? The story to be released already exists, but will require editing and possibly the inclusion of other manuscripts (Tolkien wrote a few versions of the Turin "saga"). This is precisely how the Silmarillion was produced; mixing the 1930s Silmarillion with the Grey Annals to produce a cohesive work.

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    7. Re:Quite the accusation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      "The Silmarillion", and all the CT "editions" of JRRT's original fragments, are sequels to JRRT's own published works. As you said, JRRT tried to stop anyone from making sequels, CT made sequels, which contradicts his father's wishes, which contradicts what you said.

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    8. Re:Quite the accusation by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. A letter between Tolkien and his son exists where he admits he cannot finish the Silmarillion, and it will be up to CJRT to complete it. Tolkien's greatest ambition was to have the Silmarillion published, but LotR stole the most productive years of his life, and his final real chance, during the early 60s, was taken up with producing the second edition of LotR to fight back against Ace Books' unauthorized edition.

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    9. Re:Quite the accusation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1
      You said
      JRRT made it very clear during his lifetime that he didn't want anyone else writing in his mythos, going so far as to write his publisher to find some way to prevent a would-be sequel writer.


      so I responded to that premise. I also said that I thought Silmarillion was the best of the CT editions based on JRRT's work. There's no excuse for the poor quality of the other CT books, like Unfinished Tales, Translations from the Elvish, except legal rights - not talent or skill.

      If CT were interested in quality rather than a gig he deserves only by inheritance, he would either find a better writer (easy) or just publish cleaned up manuscripts and indices. Instead, he acts like a Middle Earth scion who squanders his dynasty's riches through pride. So ends an Age.
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  71. Have the critics here actually *read* Tolkien? by big-magic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are a lots of people here bashing the Tolkien works that were released after J.R.R death. Have any of you actually looked any of these books? Given that most of these books are very dense and very scholarly works, it's highly doubtful that Christopher Tolkien edited them just to make a quick buck. The intended audience for these books was just too small for that.

    When J.R.R died, he left literally thousands of pages of unpublished pages, many that he had been working on for decades. It would have been a real shame for this stuff to vanish forever. And Christopher Tolkien's contribution is usually just editing. He is generally very careful to separate his father's words from his commentary (usually with a different font).

    1. Re:Have the critics here actually *read* Tolkien? by lelitsch · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why people bash them. They are "very dense and very scholarly works"--absolutely unlike LoTR and The Hobbit. Which is fine, but most readers expect another LoTR when they purchase them, and the publishers and Christopher Tolkien do nothing to dispel that assumption. A bit shady at best, false advertising at the worst.

      And yes, I've read most of them at some time or another in the last 20 years. And they fall somewhere between Ulysses and Finnegan's Wake in difficulty. Unfortunately, they are less fun to read--and far less funny--than either.

    2. Re:Have the critics here actually *read* Tolkien? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Ulysses was funny?

    3. Re:Have the critics here actually *read* Tolkien? by bjprice · · Score: 1
      And Christopher Tolkien's contribution is usually just editing. He is generally very careful to separate his father's words from his commentary (usually with a different font).

      As long as it's not Comic Sans MS!

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    4. Re:Have the critics here actually *read* Tolkien? by Himring · · Score: 1

      Very good point. All anyone has to do is read UT to see how well he divides between his father's comments and his own (when I say "father" there, that's J.R.R.T. to the unwashed).

      My impression of /. is that vast majority have probably never read LoTR much less the other, foundational works only known because of Christopher and his vast labors....

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    5. Re:Have the critics here actually *read* Tolkien? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm I haven't read any of his books but I thought his last 3 movies were pretty good.... If this new book of his gets optioned I'll definitely look for it on Netflix when it comes out...

  72. Re:Bag It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    So you didn't like the movies, and liked the Silmarillion (so did I). Did you read the rest of the CT ouvre? How did you like that? That's the basis I'm spewing.

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  73. Re:Bag It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If his son had someone else with more talent complete the unfinished works of his father, he'd deserve more thanks than ridicule. He's been riding the glory of his father, capturing some for himself, without any claim other than inheritance of the key, not the talent.

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  74. Tearing arms off and beating people to death it? by sir_montag · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, any epic tale that has the main character tearing someone's arm off and beating them to death with it has got some serious literary merit in my book!

    The story really does have a lot going for it, once you get past the language barrier - Old English really does read a lot more like German than modern English. It was one of the coolest books I'd ever read - full of adventure with tons of gruesome details (like the whole 'tearing someone's arm off and beating them to death with it' bit) that you'd never seen in any other piece of classical literature aside from Dante's Inferno.

    The end kind of sucked, as I recall, but as far as adventure and ass-kicking go, Beowulf was one of the best, if not *the* best.

  75. Re:Greedy Children by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    No, but it does give some indication of motive. If I'm looking to make a quick buck, I sure don't spend 30 years turning it into a rather slow buck.

    Chris Tolkien hasn't spent 30 years on this book. He's published dozens of other compilations of his fathers' work in that time. I've only read the Silmarilion, which I thought a worthy addition to the published canon. However sometime after that, the seemingly endless stream of variant versions of the same stories seems to have crossed over the line of honouring his legacy to ruthlessly exploiting, and diluting, it.

  76. Re:Greedy Children by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And as for "usual standard" -- Chis Tolkien is going to be able to match or exceed his father's writing in every technical way. Being able to write full time and not having to create the mythology will do that.

    No. Have you actually read any of their respective writing? JRRT was a professor of English language and literature at Oxford University. His technical command of the language was pretty damn high.

  77. Of course they have wings! by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    Didn't you see the movie?

    1. Re:Of course they have wings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw the movie. You mean they made a book about that?

  78. Herbert Sr. vs Herbert Jr. by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    I actually read all of them (and he started getting rather far out with some of the stuff) and they definitely have a different style and feel than his son's work.

    While his son's writing isn't crap, it's not as well put together as his father's, nor is it in the same style. While I'm not sure that you can really fault him for the last one, the first one you can. His son's works read like most modern sci-fi stuff, and while it is really fascinating to get a look at the pre-history behind the books (even if he just invented it), it isn't something I'm going to read twice.

    More or less, his son isn't horrendously bad like many accuse him of, but neither is he as good a writer as his father (on Dune, anyway) and in the end, that's what makes the new Dune books a 'read once, that's cool' and never read again work vs. what his father wrote - 'read once, wow, read again years later, wow, read again a decade later, wow'.

  79. I for one.. by tehSpork · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome the return of our, erm, dead Tolkin overlord!

  80. Re:Greedy Children by Woldry · · Score: 1

    Consider most of Emily Dickinson's work for another superb (collective) example.

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  81. Yes, actually. by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    Yes, actually. It comes off as someone trying to put together obscure bits that JRR Tolkien never finished, which... Well, is exactly what it is. It reads like the work of a son who wanted to finish the great many things his father left unfinished after an incredible literary career.

    While he may not have the talent his father did, the stuff is better published than unpublished, if only to get a look at the ideas Tolkien had, which are the same feelings as the vast majority of all the other Tolkien fans from what I can tell.

    As to greedy - if you were the son of JRR Tolkien, who in the hell would you trust with his writings? Who in the world could do it justice? Anyone? I can't think of a single author that could come close to JRR in terms of knowledge, talent and style. Better his son than anyone else.

    1. Re:Yes, actually. by sir_montag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, he's 80 years old. I highly doubt he's greedy. He (as far as I can tell) doesn't do any actual writing, but rather editing, and given his father's incredibly messy and convoluted notes and considering CT's experience with his father's work, I don't think you could find anyone who could do a better job.

      Donaldson and White are both good, and Gaiman is excellent, but none of them are anything close to JRR in terms of literary backgrounds and depth of talent.

      Basically, you have one guy who knows the inside of his father's head better than anyone else and is the best editor you're going to get on the subject. No other writer would have the experience or the background to do it justice, and no editor would have enough context.

      Basically, while CT isn't the world's best editor, he's as good as you're going to get given the circumstances. Anyone else would do a worse job, in one way or another - maybe X editor would make it more readable, but screw up some minute detail and maybe X writing would make it more interesting and digestible, but be a hack in the end in comparison.

      In the long run, you want the person who will do it the best justice and CT is the only candidate when it comes to that. Anyone else would be worse, in one fashion or another. Would you really want that?

  82. Re:Bag It by Suidae · · Score: 1

    So I didn't think much of the movies (seemed like roughly 12 hours of people walking),

    Only 12 hours of walking? Thats a huge improvement on the books!

  83. Re:Greedy Children by DrJimbo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've only read the Silmarilion, ... However sometime after that, the seemingly endless stream of variant versions of the same stories seems to have crossed over the line of honouring his legacy to ruthlessly exploiting, and diluting, it.
    I realize this is Slashdot and we have a glorious history here of commenting on articles without reading them but I must ask you how you can reach the conclusion that the volumes that followed the Silmarillion were exploitative and a dilution of the earlier works when you haven't even read them?

    I've read most, but not all, of the volumes of Christopher Tolkien's History of Middle Earth and I've enjoyed them greatly. I felt no hint of exploitation or dilution. I'm very grateful to Christopher for taking the time and effort (and flack) to make all these parts of his father's work available to the rest of us.

    If you are interested in exploring these other works, you might want to start with "Unfinished Tales" which provides a nice bridge between what happened in the Lord of the Rings and the larger world of the Silmarillion.

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  84. Re:Greedy Children by berj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about all that. I've always found the Unfinished Tales and the History of Middle Earth series to be a wonderful look behind the scenes -- much like the extras on most DVDs. They're not necessary.. and they're certainly not up to the same standard as the main works.. but I've always found them entertaining and insightful. The depth of analysis and commentary certainly doesn't make it seem like exploitation.. but rather exploration.

    Berj

  85. Re:incredible! i wish slashdot wasn't so jaded tho by dramaley · · Score: 1

    You must really be new here!

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  86. Based on father's notes? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    Did he base it on his father's notes?

  87. A Tolkien Scholar on The Children of Hurin by InklingBooks · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here is the blog of Michael Drout, the English professor who discovered Tolkien's Beowulf translation. His latest post comments on The Children of Hurin.

    Wormtalk

    And here's what he says:

    HarperCollins is going to be publishing Tolkien's Children of Húrin as a stand-alone volume next year. According to the press release (which I haven't been able to find on line), the text was created by Christopher Tolkien's painstaking editing together of Tolkien's many drafts. The book will include a new map by Christopher Tolkien and a jacket and color paintings by Alan Lee.

    He mentions several previously published versions of the tale and points out: "From the press release, it seems as if these variants will be stitched into a coherent whole in the same the way that Christopher Tolkien brought together disparate texts to create the 1977 The Silmarillion."

    Prof. Drout is also the editor of The J. R. R. Tolkien Encyclopedia, which due out this October. It's a scholarly reference, which must explain the $199.95 price tag on Amazon. (Maybe you can get your public or school library to get a copy.) Since I contributed several articles, I'm hoping all contributors get free copies.

    --Michael W. Perry, author of Untangling Tolkien (The only book-length, day-by-day chronology of LOTR.)

    1. Re:A Tolkien Scholar on The Children of Hurin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "the text was created by Christopher Tolkien's painstaking editing together of Tolkien's many drafts."
                                                                                    ^^^^ You misspelled "painful"

  88. Re:Greedy Children by solitas · · Score: 1

    Have you read Lin Carter's "Tolkien: A Look Behind The Lord of the Rings" (1969, Ballantine)?

    Do yourself the favor - excellent.

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  89. OMG CT SUX! by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    He comes off as quite the opposite of a glory hog, to the point of putting his father on a pedestal (which may have its own problems, but hey).

    You're like "OMG CT SUX! I WANT MORE READABLE STORIES ZOMG!!11!" and while that's fine to have as a desire, you also have to temper it with the realization that the odds of it getting f'ed up would be far higher were it anyone else. I don't know about you, but I really don't want to read "Happy Hobbits Go Dragon Hunting!" or find some other book on the stands one day that is a horrific violation of JRR's work: "And then the Balrogs rocked out!"

  90. PC Middle Earth by Kelson · · Score: 1
    USAGE In the sense 'an abnormally small person,' dwarf is normally considered offensive. However, there are no accepted alternatives in the general language, since terms such as person of restricted growth have gained little currency.

    Good grief! What would they call the elves, "mortality-challenged?"

    1. Re:PC Middle Earth by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Vulcan-wannabe's, or just plain and simple nerds ;)

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  91. Re:Greedy Children by kaffiene · · Score: 1

    That's not entirely true. Tolkien was a genius and his mythos is without peer. Some of his prose was outstanding, but in patches, it's pretty clear from the Lord of The Rings that JRRT was not a practiced novellist. Some of the LOTR really stinks. (Disclaimer: I love LOTR)

  92. silmarillion by rawtatoor · · Score: 1

    1$ for the silmarillion. http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts= t&y=0&tn=silmarillion&x=0>

  93. Re:incredible! i wish slashdot wasn't so jaded tho by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    Nothing is good enough for the average slashdot nerd. Frank Herbert and JRR Tolkien could come back from the dead as the new demi-gods of writing, and people on Slashdot would still say "Worst. Resurrection. Ever."

  94. Re:Greedy Children by LardBrattish · · Score: 1
    Did I say the Silmarillion sucked? I've got a first edition hardcover. IMHO, not as good as LOTR but YMMV & it's a worthy book to own. Unfinished Tales was patch but interesting. I haven't bothered with any of the other stuff because I'm not that much of a Tolkien Nerd ;) but if enough people say it's great I might buy it.

    My point is that if it wasn't worth putting out earlier (in one of the previous 14 IIRC posthumous Tolkien books) this new stuff probably does suck.

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  95. Support an opinion? by LordEd · · Score: 1

    This is slashdot. There doesn't need to be support. All he needed to do is somehow work in a bash on microsoft, a mention of vista, and a link to DRM and it would be rated informative.

    1. Re:Support an opinion? by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Christopher Tolkien supports DRM? Bastard! /Proceeds to tear up copy of "Lost Tales"

  96. Come on, character assassination is fun! by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    If you mention that he wasn't a fan of it, that just really kills the funny.

    1. Re:Come on, character assassination is fun! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Not really. He was such an evil person that he signed up for the Hitler Youth and then skipped out on it!

      Who knows what lurks in his heart if the Hitler Youth wasn't evil enough for him? :-D

    2. Re:Come on, character assassination is fun! by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      Jeez, you're right - that is evil! What sort of global conspiracy would be evil enough for him to mastermind, what position of power could he gain where no one would suspect him and from there, plan to take over the world? Oh well, guess we'll never know.

  97. Re:Greedy Children by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    I realize this is Slashdot and we have a glorious history here of commenting on articles without reading them but I must ask you how you can reach the conclusion that the volumes that followed the Silmarillion were exploitative and a dilution of the earlier works when you haven't even read them?

    Perhaps I'm too cynical, after seeing how Robert E Howard, Frank Herbert's, for example, works have been treated. It seemed to me that JRR covered the entire history of Middle Earth in Silmarillion, I couldn't imagine the succeeding volumes had any more to add. I briefly looked through some and found them impenetrable. But that's just me. There's definitely much worse published.

  98. Re:Greedy Children by d'fim · · Score: 1

    Christopher Tolkien taught English at Oxford, too. Can anyone else in this forum claim such high credentials in the field of English Language and Literature as Christopher Tolkien? And yet people speak of him as if he had no credentials at all beyond his ancestry.

    Christopher's technical command of the language may not be as high as his father's, nor his creativity so great; but as Planesdragon pointed out, Christopher has the time and focus for the task that JRR always wished to have. I am sorry that JRR did not give us a second or third or fourth series as good as LOTR; but such disappointment does not make any of us better qualified than Christopher Tolkien to manage his father's literary estate. I think it unlikely that a publisher would have or could have assigned so good a caretaker of JRR's work as Christopher Tolkien. Who else on this Earth is more qualified to interpret JRR's intent and meaning than the son to whom JRR confided these things?

    Christopher Tolkien has given us all a "backstage pass" to his father's creativity. If you are the sort who cares not for such things, then do not read them. It is in the nature of such a unique and voluminous body of work that there should be much left unfinished; and I for one want to see it all. I am grateful to Christopher Tolkien for giving to me both whole stories and glimpses of "roads not taken" that either would have mouldered, forgotten in deep dust long ago; or would have been "improved" at the behest of some publishing house.

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  99. Re:Greedy Children by ggy · · Score: 1
    It seemed to me that JRR covered the entire history of Middle Earth in Silmarillion, I couldn't imagine the succeeding volumes had any more to add.
    Detail? And not in the Robert Jordan sense of the word.
  100. In addition, by scrimmer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Christopher Tolkien is his father's literary executor, and as such he may have explicitly received permission from his father to do this. If I may quote liberally from the Wikipedia entry:

    • The literary estate will often consist mainly of the copyright and other intellectual property rights of published works . . . It may well also include: original manuscripts of published work, which potentially have a market value; unpublished work in a finished state or partially completed
    • The position of literary executor has more to it than the simple monetary aspect, though. Appointment to such a position, perhaps informally, is often a matter of the author's choice during his or her lifetime. . . What is to be managed is not just a portfolio of intellectual property, but a posthumous reputation. Wishes of the deceased author may have been clearly expressed, but are not always respected
    .

    I think the GeorgeLucasitis endemic to this site has tainted the Slashdot groupthink on this issue. While I haven't had a chance yet to search for details, I'm sure Mr. Tolkien keeps his father's vision close to heart and true.
  101. Christopher Tolkein must be stopped!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhhh pulllleze! The same Christopher Tolkein who boycotted the LOTR movies for treading on his fathers memory, discovers *YET ANOTHER* unpublished manuscript. His old man could write. He can't. The Sillmarilion read like Aldus Huxley on a bad day. "Hey man! I can *SEE* the music!"

    Well, It so turns out I have an unpublished Tolkein manuscript and and so does my wife.

    I'm calling my "The Cashmarillion". My wife's is "The Tolkein Codes".

    You read it here first. On Slashdirt!

    1. Re:Christopher Tolkein must be stopped!!! by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      I trust him on the fragments, the style differences are obvious, the problem I have with the newer fragment books is that some of them are only a handful of pages of original fragments. I am sure C Tolkien still has material for another 10 books at his hands, but mostly notepapers etc...

  102. Re:incredible! i wish slashdot wasn't so jaded tho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right, radarsat1! And when the RIAA busts you for ripping CDs and warezing them on eDonkey, tell them "I was just paying homage to the artists."

  103. Re:Greedy Children by DrJimbo · · Score: 2, Informative
    It seemed to me that JRR covered the entire history of Middle Earth in Silmarillion, ...
    Well, yes Christopher put together the published Silmarillion into an coherent whole that did cover the entire history of Middle Earth. I think he made a good compromise in its length since he has been severally criticized both for making it too long and for making it too short. In the forward he says:
    There is indeed a wealth of unpublished writings by my father concerning the Three Ages, narrative, linguistic, historical, and philosophical, and I hope that it will prove possible to publish some of this at a later date.
    I can sympathize with finding these later works, or even the Silmarillion itself, inpenetratable or just not to one's taste but that is a far cry from being exploitative and a dilution.

    As I said before, I feel very grateful towards Christopher Tolkien for making so much of his father's work available to the public. These books are not for everyone, perhaps they're not to your taste but that doesn't make them bad and exploitive.

    IMO Christopher Tolkien is not being greedy. He could probably have just sat back out of the fray and lived comfortably off of royalties. Or he could have pursued his own career totally separate from his father's work and fame. I think he truly wants to get his father's works into the hands of the public and further, I think he is responding to a clammer from the fans of these works for more, more, more.

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  104. Re:Greedy Children by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 2, Insightful
    He could have engaged in spontaneous human combustion...

    Isn't that sort of what happened to Feanor in the Silmarillion? (s/human/elvish)

    Then he died; but he had neither burial nor tomb, for so fiery was his spirit that as it sped his body fell to ash, and was borne away like smoke; and his likeness has never again appeared in Arda, neither has his spirit left the halls of Mandos. Thus ended the mightiest of the Noldor, of whose deeds came both their greatest renown and their most grievous woe.
  105. Re:Bag It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This comment is seriously offensive, and needs modding down.
    How apposite! Parent post says "Bag it", you say "End it" ;-)
  106. I for one welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our new children of whorin'.

    Don't judge others by their origin.

  107. Issues with the newer tolkien fragment releases by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    While the Silmarillion was pretty complete when tolkien died, and the books of Lost Tales had enough original Tolkien content, I stopped at the Tales of Beleriand, this cash milking got out of hand. The newer fragment books were basically short 10 liners with pages and pages of Christopher Tolkien interpretations and extensions. I am not eager to pay yet for another book which is based on short text fragments of Tolkien. All this just shows Tolkien had lots of ideas and never was able for one reason or the other to make books out of it. I just wonder why exactly this book made it into the news, there have been a handful of those fragement and lets fill in the gaps books, the problem was that the later ones mainly were gaps filler with a few lines of fragements per book.

  108. Re:Greedy Children by delinear · · Score: 1

    Or maybe he really has been polishing this for 30 years and has just been giving the ravenous fanatics their fix in the meantime. Well, we can hope...

  109. Re:Bag It by OldBus · · Score: 1

    The Silmarillion was not just a vast collection of disparate notes. The majority of the Silmarillion published in 1977 was based very closely on the latest version JRR was working on. The majority of work Christopher did was editing (nspelling of names etc). The latter part of the Silmarillion was more tricky (JRR almost never finished any version of the Sil) - so Christopher and Guy Kay had to reconstruct the ending of Turin and the Fall of Doriath. I know from your post you are largely supportive of what Christopher has done for us by making his father's work available, but I think a lot of the critical posts are based on this misconception. Christopher Tolkien did NOT write the Silmarillion based of a set of author's notes. He edited a work that the author had already attempted to publish.

  110. Re:Tearing arms off and beating people to death it by ultranova · · Score: 1

    The end kind of sucked, as I recall, but as far as adventure and ass-kicking go, Beowulf was one of the best, if not *the* best.

    So, who would make best Beowulf: Schwarzenegger, Diesel or Stallone ?-)

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  111. Re:Tearing arms off and beating people to death it by sir_montag · · Score: 1

    I was actually talking to my wife about that tonight - I was thinking Bruce Willis (her vote was for Hugh Jackman or Russel Crowe), just because he seems to exude the attitude that would be perfect for the role. Well, anything would be better that that wretched abortion that was Antonio Banderas' "13th Warrior".

  112. Can I raise a practical question at this point? by brotheralien · · Score: 1

    Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?

  113. Re:incredible! i wish slashdot wasn't so jaded tho by Himring · · Score: 1

    Please give this man one more mod point up and complete his "5" so that the universe will make sense. He is spot on....

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  114. not hobitts! by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 1

    theyre tricsy nassty hobittsess!!!

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  115. Re:Tearing arms off and beating people to death it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russell Crowe would be perfect. I would have said that your wife has very good taste, but she blew it when she married you :-).

  116. Re:Bag It by Ancalimar · · Score: 1

    True, but I misrepresented my point. The Silmarillion was actually several different books, rather than notes, that Tolkien had been trying to work into comprehensive English mythology. But because of the never-ending editing that Tolkien performed on his own work, he was never satisfied and, despite his efforts to publish it, continued his editing notation on all of the books until the time of his death.

    The Silmarillion was Christopher's "best guess" at the time it was published, and even he has said that, if had were able to do it over, the Silmarillion would be in very different form than it is today.

  117. Plot Highlights by necro81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Children of Hurin, from what I remember from the previously published excerpts, is a tragic epic. The children are separated, there's amnesia, revenge, killing, bloodshed, betrayal, more killing, grief, backstabbing, and ultimately suicide. A compelling story, but not a happy story where the good guys win in the end. Actually, I'm not sure you could say there are any good guys in the whole thing.

    1. Re:Plot Highlights by joeyspqr · · Score: 1

      you forgot incest

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  118. Book of Lost Tales I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't know how much Book of Lost Tales are related to the Simarillion but I enjoyed part I. The warped and disturbing imagery of Melcko killing the golden tree thingy left me unsettled and upset for at least 3 days and I write this about 4-5 years after I read the thing!

  119. Re:Bag It by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

    *Sigh* Christopher Tolkien is not at all interested in "complet[ing] the unfinished works of his father", your desire for readable stories notwithstanding. The Silmarillion is the sole example of Christopher Tolkien actively completing something of his fathers work on Middle Earth, and that was only by necessity. Your assertion that Christopher "barely touched" Silmarillion is funny, since the legendarium at the end of Tolkien's life was in such a disarray that JRR Tolkien himself realized he could never complete it. At the request of his father, Christopher nevertheless tried to edit together and resolve conflicts in manuscripts from as separate dates as the 1910s until the 1970s. The Silmarillion is where Christopher Tolkien in fact had to exercise the most of his editorial role. He had to change, edit and even invent and write a story himself at one point, because there was a gap in the original manuscripts. The purpose of the History of Middle Earth reproduces the contents of the original manuscripts that were used in the compilation of the Silmarillion, as well as other short writings and essays. They are not meant to be complete. Christopher Tolkien presents the texts raw and then discusses them and gives information *for scholarly purposes*! Maybe you find it boring, but many people are very grateful to be able to follow and understand the history behind the manuscripts, and learn new information about Tolkien's mythology and that is exactly why Christopher Tolkien wanted to publish them.

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  120. Tolkien's Grave by mustafap · · Score: 1

    >but he has not shit on his grave just yet

    Last time I was at his grave ( www.drivesentinel.co.uk/personal/jrr1.jpg ) there wasn't any evidence of it!

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    1. Re:Tolkien's Grave by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to take this thread off course, but what makes a person want to see the grave of a (famous) person, let alone take a picture of it? This is something I've been trying to understand for some time now. Is it bragging rights? Do you respect (or disrespect) a person by visiting their grave and posing next to it?

      There's a certain other gravesite that is commonly defaced by those that "honor" the person for what they did in life and even that doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry, I just don't understand our (as in human) fascination with death.

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    2. Re:Tolkien's Grave by mustafap · · Score: 1

      Well I can't speak for humanity, but in my case:

      The man had a signficant influence on my childhood, and the chance to be close to him was important to me. As I was staying at the hotel ( Five Mile Drive B&B ) about 100 yards from his grave, I took the chance to visit him.

      >I'm sorry, I just don't understand our (as in human) fascination with death.

      Why apologise? I don't care what you think, and neither does anyone else here.

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    3. Re:Tolkien's Grave by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

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  121. About time. by otacon · · Score: 1

    and still out before Duke Nukem Forever...

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  122. Re:Balrogs? the Tolkien Grammar Nazi Post by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

    Balrog is a sindarin (language of the grey-elves aka Sindar) term, coming from the quendi (noble language of the high-elves aka Quenya, who lived in Valinor at some point then returned) term "Valaraukor" meaning "powerful daemon" (vala meaning power, just like in the Valar, the most powerful Ainur [ie, "blessed" beings], and rauk, daemon, just like in "uruk", from which the sindar term "Orch" [plur Yrch] come, translated to Orc or Goblins in Westron (common speech, with roots from the sindarin)) whose plural form is Balryg. There is no such thing as "balrogs". Had to be said for all those times I saw it spelt badly :D

  123. Re:Bag It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fag.

  124. How to read the Silmarillion. by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
    Same thing happened to me two previous times that I tried to read it. I finally hit on a solution. Find a weekend where you have nothing else to do, plop your butt down, and just plow through it. The trick is to read it in AS FEW sessions as possible.

    And don't try to memorize character/place names; that way lies madness. Just go with the flow and digest the tales as a whole, rather than worrying about the details.

    Then, once you've done that, if you REALLY want to be a Tolkien geek, you can go back and re-read it for the details. But once was enough for me.

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    1. Re:How to read the Silmarillion. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply... sadly, I just don't have a free weekend, even when I'm on vacation, what with kids an all...

      But I'm not going anal about the details, as I said, there's no test on it so I'm not taking notes. I am getting the gist of it, and I know I'm close to more events that closely relate to LOTR, so that helps.

      I like your signature, too. It's 100% accurate.

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  125. Holy crap just die! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    NT

  126. Conan stories by janus01 · · Score: 1

    There's a new printing of the Conan stories by Ballantine under the Del Rey mark that seems to have been edited with an eye towards presenting Conan as Howard intended. The appendices to the first collection, "The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian", include an essay analyzing the evolution of Conan and his Hyborian Age and the influence of contemporary writers on Howard's work, as well as a list of Howard's drafts used as sources for reconstruction of the Conan stories.

    I have read that L. Sprague de Camp took significant liberties with the Conan stories when he had editorial control. I believe it - particularly considering parent's complaint, which I've heard echoed elsewhere - but I don't get it. I've found de Camp's own work to be of fairly decent quality; I have some respect for him as a writer. Particularly since he wrote a biography of Howard, I would have expected greater respect for and adherence to the text of Howard's work.

    Brian Herbert, though... ugh. His father's work ranked with the best of science fiction's golden age; but Brian's product sits foursquare in the middle of mass market trash.

  127. Read it in the shitter; 5 pages at a time. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    I got through it twice in under 1.5 years!

    And I still don't know what most of the people here are talking about. :) Too many of the names were too close to the others! Feanor I remember... Beren & Luthien I remember... Even Thingol. But if it weren't for Luthien, I wouldn't've been able to distinguish between Beren and Beleg ... too freakin' similar... Be[lr]e[ng].

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  128. Re:Balrogs? the Tolkien Grammar Nazi Post by aclarke · · Score: 1

    John Ronald Reuel, is that you?

  129. Hobitnetics is for Everyone by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    West Hollywood, California Spokes person for Hobitnetics, Sparki "Red" Balrog stated, "Our religion is one of peaceful living in holes in the ground. Our foods are biscuts, cakes, and beer. We eat several meals a day, and Crispy Beacon is a favorite night time snack." Red went on to say very positive things that Hobitnetics can do for everyone in general. "Live Your Life One Step at a Time," was a favored saying by Red.

  130. Book out in April 2007 by InklingBooks · · Score: 1
    This is from a publisher newsletter:

    J.R.R. Tolkien's THE CHILDREN OF HURIN, one of his three Great Tales, reconstructed from its "unfinished state" by Christopher Tolkien, edited together from multiple drafts, to Harper UK, by the Tolkien Estate, for publication in April 2007 (world). US rights to Houghton Mifflin, for simultaneous publication with Harper.

    --Michael W. Perry, Untangling Tolkien

  131. Silmarillion by tbuskey · · Score: 1

    This was my favorite work of JRRT. I've read it 5 times, LOTR 4 and The Hobbit 3 times. Maybe it's because I got into Norse Mythology in 5th grade and it seemed so similar.

    The thing to remember is that the stories are seperate but they may build on the others. The characters are essential immortal. People change clothes and hair styles over time asevents happens. Why not names?

  132. Re:Bag It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    JRRT died with much work left unfinished. Since then, starting with The Silmarillion, CT has been completing them, even producing finished works that are only a tiny percentage contributed by JRRT. TS is much less JRRT work than is, say, Translations from the Elvish. If all CT did were to compile manuscripts in quality editions, perhaps sponsor critical analyses, even extract timelines, geneologies and other analysis, he would have served the scholastic role you mention. But he did even more, turning "editing" into coauthorship, diluting with his untalented hand one of the 20th Century's greatest writing talents.

    I'm not complaining about Tolkienia being "boring". I've got a shelf of Tolkien nonfiction, including two editions of The Tolkien Companion and even a "Middle Earth Quiz book". I'm complaining about Christopher Tolkien passing himself off as a coauthor with JRR solely on the merits of JRR's last will and testament, rather than merit. I read TS, Unfinished Tales and much of the Translations from the Elvish before I realized that I was doing myself, and JRR's legacy, a disservice by treating them the same as "Smith of Wooton Major", The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, "Leaf by Niggle" or other actual "extra stories" by JRR. Now that CT has muddied the waters with his editions of History of Middle Earth, we might never get a truly clean compilation of just JRR's actual work for scholars and enthusiasts to enjoy "uncut".

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