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  1. Re:And all of a sudden....Dust mites. on Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe · · Score: 1, Funny

    Breaking news, jesus was satan.
    Lucifer is a Latin word meaning "light-bearer" (from lux, lucis, "light", and ferre, "to bear, bring"), a Roman astrological term for the "Morning Star"http://http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer
    I, Jesus, have sent My angel to testify to you these things for the churches. I am the root and the descendant of David, the bright Morning Star. (Rev 22:16). Is he admitting it?
    While divination and magic are a sin, Jesus performs "miracles" seemingly at will. Whats the difference between a Miracle and Magic?
    Second Commandment: Thou shalt have no other gods before me
    Yet, most christian faiths worship Jesus before God. Jesus is the symbol of their faith, not the "True Creator" or "God." Wouldn't it just be a nice simple trick for the devil, whos primary role is to take souls away from God, to come to earth and trick millions of followers into following a false prophet.

    I dunno, just an idea. Think for yourself.

  2. Re:Alien! on Study: Martian Soil Has Signs of Life · · Score: 0

    Can someone please make a regex to deny this comment template.

  3. Brilliant scientists... on Strange Asteroids Baffle Scientists · · Score: 0

    Scientists baffled by rocks . . . ? I know slashdot is notorious for old news, but shit, these scientists sound cromagnon.

  4. Re:How appropriate on Top 25 Hottest Open-Source Projects at Microsoft Codeplex · · Score: 1, Funny

    That response sucks every time.

  5. I steal all the time... on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 0

    Is it theft when I just look at the free samples on porn sites?

    What about when I am in a gas station and there is a Coke banner, and I dont buy a coke?

    This shit is re-re. (as in retarded)

  6. LAX == Turds. on One Failed NIC Strands 20,000 At LAX · · Score: -1, Troll

    I live right next to LAX. I drop off and pick up friends frequently, the whole inside of that airport is a turdfest. I'm sure the wire from the network card attached to the rest of the network with Vampire Clamps.

  7. Ideal UI??? on NES Emulator for iPhone Emerges · · Score: 0

    Not exactly the ideal UI but still an amazing accomplishment. Are you kidding me?
    + - - O O
    Amazzzzzing...
  8. I wouldn't call it a security flaw on Social Networking Sites Full of Security Holes · · Score: 0

    Not that I give two rat's dicks about MySpace, but if you read the article the flaw only works in Firefux and requires the end user to click a link. Its pretty hard to patch holes when its an ID-10T flaw in one of your users. Oh, and the guy in the picture has a crappy hair cut, he looks like hes interested in finding a lot 'tighter' holes than the ones that he's found, probably on a 11 year old (gender open).

  9. Washed up actresses should appear in playboy or on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: -1, Troll

    Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch!

  10. The Future of the Internet on What Does the 'Next Internet' Look Like? · · Score: 0

    Downloadable V!@gr@ and wireless teledildonics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

  11. Qix Bitches... on Project Arcade · · Score: 0

    Qix http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qix Bitches, that's all I have to say about that.

  12. Are you fucking kidding me? on Security Researcher Chases Virus Maker Off the Net · · Score: 0

    Did anyone read the fucking blog? That was the biggest load of sarcasm I think I've ever read. To bad it wasn't blatant

  13. Re:The evil CDT on Senate Committee Passes FCC Indecency Bill · · Score: 0

    True that. When I was a kid I could say whatever I wanted. I could scream 'fuck you' at a video game or tell my parents that the dog tried to fuck the cat. But the one time I told my dad to 'fuck off' he tipped over a large wooden computer desk/hutch on me. I was almost bisected, but I learned my lesson.

  14. A special refrigerator on Baby Mammoth Found Intact · · Score: 0

    [...] scientists were called in and transported the body to regional capital Salekhard, where she is now being kept in a special refrigerator.

    I believe it used to belong to Jeffrey Dahmer. Guess what you're in for you delicious little Dumbo.
  15. I feel sorry for the mammoth on Baby Mammoth Found Intact · · Score: 0

    The girl in the photo is gazing lovingly at the butthole and some old guy is listening to its penis. What kind of zoologists are they!?

  16. Re:Article Text on On the Widespread Misuse of the Mouse · · Score: 0

    Damn it my cent key doesn't work either, /. strips it? This joke completely went into the crapper. & # 1 6 3 ;

  17. Re:Article Text on On the Widespread Misuse of the Mouse · · Score: 0

    Damn me, can I undo my joke and redo it as: Damn those mice are cheap, though it looks like your cent () key is broken, Id look into a new keyboard. Damn you hindsight, damn you!!!

  18. Re:Article Text on On the Widespread Misuse of the Mouse · · Score: 0

    Your dollar sign key looks broken, you should look into a new keyboard...

  19. It sounds so complex... on NASA Purchases $19M Russian Space Toilet · · Score: 0

    Leg and thigh restraints?! 19M worth of well spent money. This ain't your mothers roller coaster lap bar!

  20. Uh, Whos doing the wrong? on MPAA Sets Up Fake Site to Catch Pirates · · Score: 0

    Isn't that entrapment? Beyond that, isn't providing pirated material illegal as well? Seems like the idea isn't well thought out and probably wouldn't hold water in any suit over piracy.

  21. Oh wow. on Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Never saw that coming.

  22. An old native american proverb... on Tangible Display Makes 3D Touchable · · Score: 0

    I believe the proverb is, "a hole is a hole." As long as we can fuck it, we will, I mean they...

  23. Oh my god its ingenious!!! on Thousands of Rubber Ducks to Finally End Journey · · Score: 0

    Duck hunt 2.0!!!

  24. Re:What do they all have in common? on The Man Who Went Through 11 Xbox 360s · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, Ive heard of this. My best friend worked in a distribution center at FedEx... If a box says fragile, the guys on the line play hot potato with it, if it falls it falls. He said once they stacked up a bunch of boxes and dived through them.

    He got fired...

  25. Re:I for one blah blah on Giant Penguins Once Roamed Peru · · Score: 0

    Im just really happy they gave a mentally challenged individual the chance to play artist and draw this beautiful artist rendition!!!