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  1. Re:They DID it! on Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe · · Score: 1

    What do you mean? Plan 9 is alive and well.

  2. huh? on Many Antivirus Tools Fail in LinuxWorld Test · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What's a virus?

    signed,
    Mac User

  3. Re:Caffeine on New Explanation For the Industrial Revolution · · Score: 1

    no really.. i saw the summary and was going to post the same thing. society moved from beer to coffee for their bacteria-free drink of choice why are all these modded funny?

  4. Re:How is the buttonless iphone to use on Steve Jobs Hates Buttons · · Score: 1

    Its meant for quick replies to emails, text messages, and web forums like this one. I'm typing this one my iPhone now and its not taking any longer than on a pc. I had a palm with grafitti and it was painful to even short sentences, so it barely got used. Thats the whole point, if its as quick and easy as a pencil, its more likely to be used.

  5. Re:Looks good, but a little hampered by C++ on Intel Releases Threading Library Under GPL 2 · · Score: 1

    public: void hello() { printf("hello world\n"); }
    Hey! you're the iPhone Hacker!
  6. Re:How is the buttonless iphone to use on Steve Jobs Hates Buttons · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hit the wrong buttons all the time. The beauty is, the iPhone corrects me. As long as you type real words, not abbreviations like wtf, omg, brb, and c u l8r, the software will get my sentence right. Don't stop to correct your mistakes. Don't even look at the typed words, look at the keyboard. Just keep typing, and you can be very fast. Use the force.

  7. Definitely Qantas on Qantas To Offer In-Flight Internet, Laptop Amenities · · Score: 5, Funny

    Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.
    Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.
    Charlie: QANTAS?
    Raymond: Never crashed.
    Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!

  8. Re:Misleading sensationalism, as usual on Vista Use Grows as Mac OS X Stays Flat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you add up the 3 windows versions, and the 2 mac versions, you get the opposite trend:
    <code>
    Month        XP+2K+Vista        MacOS + Intel
    July,  2006        90.39%        4.29%
    August, 2006        90.72%        4.33%
    September, 2006        90.70%        4.72%
    October, 2006        90.50%        5.21%
    November, 2006        90.52%        5.39%
    December, 2006        90.46%        5.67%
    January, 2007        90.13%        6.22%
    February, 2007        90.01%        6.38%
    March, 2007        90.32%        6.08%
    April, 2007        90.09%        6.21%
    May, 2007        90.07%        6.46%
    June, 2007        90.46%        6.00%
    <code>

  9. Re:So what were the milestones on John Knoll on CGI, Tron And 25 Years of Change · · Score: 1

    star trek ii's genesis demo "money for nothing" dire straits video (im not sure how this was done) the "jupiter and beyond the infinite" acid trip from 2001 a space odyssey

  10. Re:Not just the touchpad on MacBooks to Feature iPhone's Multi-Touch? · · Score: 1

    Who says it needs to be limited by this design only? Remember Tron and Ed Dillinger's desk panel? You could easily have the screen at eye level and controls and wrist level. Whatever the case...

    Homer tries to explain what the third dimension looks like.
    Homer: Uh... it's like... did anyone see the movie 'Tron'?
    Hibbert: No.
    Lisa: No.
    Marge: No.
    Wiggum: No.
    Bart: No.
    Patty: No.
    Wiggum: No.
    Ned: No.
    Selma: No.
    Frink: No.
    Lovejoy: No.
    Wiggum: Yes. I mean... um, I mean, no. No, heh.
  11. Re:Spelling error on AT&T Vs. Apple Store At the iPhone Launch · · Score: 1

    on my iPhone, it has "AT&T" on the top row, not the softy lowercase version

    fyi for those keeping track, 20 minute wait at the at&t store in Allentown pa.

  12. Re:You don't need to see our identification. on Vista Security Claims Debunked · · Score: 4, Interesting

    MOD PARENT DOWN!

    1. I think we all know where the quote is from.
    2. Except you.

  13. Re:Don't worry, it will support all platforms on BBC Chooses Microsoft DRM Platform · · Score: 1

    Oh, we got both kinds. Country and Western!

  14. Re:I think Microsoft is more concerned... on Microsoft's Virtualization Stance Eying Apple? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think Microsoft is more concerned.....with people using the lower-priced versions of Vista in virtualization environments they don't understand - on any platform - and then expecting support in such environments.
    OEM versions of Windows don't get Microsoft support, they get the OEM's.
  15. Re:Suprise! on ISPs Inserting Ads Into Your Pages · · Score: 1

    history books? ever seen "The Pepsi Halftime Show"? most sports have the commentator's desk with a plasma screen front that has whoever's big ass logo on it

  16. Great! on New WiFi Link Distance Record · · Score: 0

    Good news for the WarDrivers!

  17. MS Solution on Closed Captioning In Web Video? · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Microsoft's voice recognition software could do this in real time. Their software is top-notch and lets set so double the killer delete select all.

  18. Blu-tooth? on Details and Rumors of iPhone Restrictions Emerging · · Score: 1

    I stopped reading when I got to "Blu-tooth". Their credibility just went down the toilet with the Blu-water

  19. here's another tip: the print link on Tech Lessons From the Bad Guys · · Score: 5, Informative

    money making tip: get slashdot to link to your pop-up ridden pages

    ad free print links:
    http://www.cio.com/article/print/117150
    http://www.cio.com/article/print/117050
    http://www.cio.com/article/print/117201

  20. Re:How about... on MacBook Pro Gets Santa Rosa Chipset, LED Screen · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for you or the grandparent post's author, but I like to leave the house occasionally. A laptop is a good decision for people who occasionally stand, walk, or otherwise engage in self-locomotion.
    You must be new here. (Your low ID# suggests otherwise!)
  21. Re:Videos of the device in action... on Windows-Based iPhone Rival for Business Users · · Score: 1

    yikes! if i just picked up this device and tried to use it, i would never know about the top-bottom and left-right gestures. even after watching it, i still couldnt tell you how to get to the contact page or main menu. also note how many times the software incorrectly hit a button instead of sweeping and vice versa. also its funny how much of those 320x240 pixels are taken up by the windows media border & buttons

  22. Re:Other indecent comments possibly covered on FCC Indecency Ruling Struck Down · · Score: 1

    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
    "Major combat operations in Iraq are now over."
    Yea, but now we can say them like this:

    "I did not fuck that woman."
    "We are done fucking up Iraq."
  23. Re:Atacks? on MS-Funded Study Attacks GPL3 Draft Process · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least the title wasn't "MS-Funded Study Attacks Gee pee El lets set so killer delete select all"

  24. Re:One down, on A Mighty Number Falls · · Score: 1

    but, infinity - 1 = infinity

  25. Re:Guideworks blows on Comcast Drops Microsoft · · Score: 1

    My local cable co switched from Passport Echo software to Guideworks iGuide about a year ago and it sucks. Crashes, loss of simple features like using the guide to see what i just missed, user interface hell, and hard drive that says "21% remaining" yet wont let you record. I want my passport back!