Give me a break. You are an Unix Admin. Release your inner BOFH.
Ask THEM to go to a meeting with you, show a pile of paper and ask them:
"Boss, how'd you like your wife to know about the e-mails you wrote to your assistant ?" or "How about these pictures of a 6 year old girl fucking a horse, I found in your computer? "
Act like a REAL sysadmin. And don't forget to ask for a raise.
What's more interesting is that it'd be a crime if this 16 y-o guy took a self pic, showing nothing but himself naked, and published it on the internet.
Another possibility I see is that the cracker was using stolen credit cards to access these sites,or doing other risky operations.
The cracker would do it from a remote (hacked) machine to avoid being traced.
In this scenario, it was not a set up with the intent to fuck his life. Green would just be used.
Another question that comes to my mind. According to the article, it was a family's PC. Supposedly, mom, dad and their daughter would use it. So why did they choose Mr. Green to be arrested ?
How many airplane pilots does it take to power a laptop? None. The use of laptops and other portable electronic devices is strictly prohibited during take-off and landing, acording to FAA regulations.
How many MIT students does it take to power a laptop? Ten. One to blood power it while the others project a more efficient system.
How many Peta members does it take to power a laptop? Two. One to power it and another to make sure they're not using the blood of any animal.
How many quantum mechanicians does it take to power a laptop ? They can't. If they know where the power cord is, they cannot locate the plug. (BTW, where in the body would a power plug fit?)
How many Heisenbergs does it take to power a laptop? If you know the number, you don't know where the laptop is.
How many women does it take to power a laptop? No way. It's a man's job.
How many amish people does it take to power a laptop? None. Amish people don't believe in Laptops.
How many Sysadmins does it take to power a laptop? I'm sorry, that's a hardware issue and we can't help you with it. You'll have to get a hardware tech to power it. Good luck.
Non-US residents could engineer a precise combination of colors that would create a chemichal reaction, thus making the T-Shirt become explosive. And, as we know, all terrorists are foreigners.
That's the reason that the rules say T-shirts should be "No more than 5 colors"; they're trying to minimize the risks by allowing fewer chemicals.
Interesting. I have an idea. How about we steal all these "parachutes" from the whole world and ask for one trillion dollars yp return them? Without these "parachutes" all "skydivers" would die. </dr evil's voice>
Spammers are united against anti-spam laws. According to them, spam generates 50 million jobs, both directly (the spammers) and indirectly (companies that produce and sell anti-spam solutions).
According to them, anti-spam laws would devastate business, creating an unseen global recession. They estimate the impact on the economy would be 2 times more than 1929's stock market crash.
They also said that spam is good, and the money generated by it is the only effective way to combat terrorism and help the hungry children in Africa.
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In Russia, the blaster worm controls the anti-Blaster-worm-worm
There's another point...
If they use DCOM, maybe for some reson they had to let it pass through the firewall.
It could have a good firewall, but there's the possibility someone brought an infected laptop to the network.
Laptops are more prone to be worm carriers in a company because they can leave the firewall, get infected by dialup, and come back.
However this noise is mixed with natural ambient noise. This combination can be random.
It's cultural. In US, big boobs is what men look. Here in Brazil, buns are the ones.
Here. Check this to see what I'm talking about.
So, he is an asshold who did this in order to eat SAN's asshole.
Say they can't decode the packets you are sending, because decoding these packets would be a violation of the DMCA. Threat to sue them.
Give me a break. You are an Unix Admin. Release your inner BOFH.
Ask THEM to go to a meeting with you, show a pile of paper and ask them:
"Boss, how'd you like your wife to know about the e-mails you wrote to your assistant ?" or "How about these pictures of a 6 year old girl fucking a horse, I found in your computer? "
Act like a REAL sysadmin. And don't forget to ask for a raise.
What's more interesting is that it'd be a crime if this 16 y-o guy took a self pic, showing nothing but himself naked, and published it on the internet.
Another possibility I see is that the cracker was using stolen credit cards to access these sites,or doing other risky operations.
The cracker would do it from a remote (hacked) machine to avoid being traced.
In this scenario, it was not a set up with the intent to fuck his life. Green would just be used.
Another question that comes to my mind. According to the article, it was a family's PC. Supposedly, mom, dad and their daughter would use it. So why did they choose Mr. Green to be arrested ?
What if it was their daughter ? Or even mommy ?
Just because most sexual offenders are male ?
He wants to use Trojans so he will have safe sex.
With the new and improved Magnetic Forensics Tunnelling Electronic Microscope, used by the FBI
He had a backup
XFS takes so long to sync that by the time it would start to sync, he turned his computer off
I think someone there read too many Huey, Dewey and Louie comics during childhood. Remember the acronyms they had when scouts ?
How many airplane pilots does it take to power a laptop?
None. The use of laptops and other portable electronic devices is strictly prohibited during take-off and landing, acording to FAA regulations.
How many MIT students does it take to power a laptop?
Ten. One to blood power it while the others project a more efficient system.
How many Peta members does it take to power a laptop?
Two. One to power it and another to make sure they're not using the blood of any animal.
How many quantum mechanicians does it take to power a laptop ?
They can't. If they know where the power cord is, they cannot locate the plug. (BTW, where in the body would a power plug fit?)
How many Heisenbergs does it take to power a laptop?
If you know the number, you don't know where the laptop is.
How many women does it take to power a laptop?
No way. It's a man's job.
How many amish people does it take to power a laptop?
None. Amish people don't believe in Laptops.
How many Sysadmins does it take to power a laptop?
I'm sorry, that's a hardware issue and we can't help you with it. You'll have to get a hardware tech to power it. Good luck.
I can envision a dreadful world, in wich most of the energy we produced would go to a government, that would spend it to opress more people.
oh, wait.
>144dB is equivelent of going from a dead silent room to standing about 10 feet behind a jet engine at take off.
Does it mean I have to buy a jet to listen to Rush CD's ?
Non-US residents could engineer a precise combination of colors that would create a chemichal reaction, thus making the T-Shirt become explosive. And, as we know, all terrorists are foreigners.
That's the reason that the rules say T-shirts should be "No more than 5 colors"; they're trying to minimize the risks by allowing fewer chemicals.
Contests like these are the cheapest way to get (almost) free labor.
If they were to pay for a professional designer, they'd spend hundreds and get just a couple designs to choose from.
This way they get hundreds of designs for just a few buck to ThinkGeek and 3 t-shirst.
Wise they are.
Interesting. I have an idea. How about we steal all these "parachutes" from the whole world and ask for one trillion dollars yp return them? Without these "parachutes" all "skydivers" would die.
</dr evil's voice>
Soon we'll hear this:
Spammers are united against anti-spam laws. According to them, spam generates 50 million jobs, both directly (the spammers) and indirectly (companies that produce and sell anti-spam solutions).
According to them, anti-spam laws would devastate business, creating an unseen global recession. They estimate the impact on the economy would be 2 times more than 1929's stock market crash.
They also said that spam is good, and the money generated by it is the only effective way to combat terrorism and help the hungry children in Africa.
1- Fly to Chile
2- Go to the Atacama desert
3- Hide behind a dune
4- Wait for rover to trundle by
5- Steal rover
6- ?????????
7- PROFIT !!!
From L.A. ? On itself ?
Once the bad guys knew the price of the prototype, and knew it was on its own, itd be stolen.
Gee, but I did say "in Earth" but you quoted me wrong.
The driest place in Earth is its core, though I've never been there to check.
Any questions ?
You mean like those Acme super duper rockets ?
Willy Coyote would sure like to get his hands on your rover.