Water damages computers; to read Slashdot you can't be under water. No water, no ships either. Therefore, the offended ones were the regular hordes of mutant air-breathing killer farting cows.
A priest, who rules an organization that, by teaching homeless children to dance, tries to keep them away from drugs. Unfortunatelly using music from the Internet
A 9-month old baby from the orphanage
A disabled 80 year-old male, partly deafed and blinded in a explosion at war, who uses a computer with speech recognition to browse the web
The human body generates more bioelectricity than a 120 volt battery and over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. Combined with a form of fusion, eventually we'll be able to grown humans to supply the networks and energy we need.
Shhhhh. Even though you posted it as AC, they can trace your IP number. I hope Echelon won't find this message.
--- sig The Owl and the Pussycat Assassinate the EuroFeds The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green NORAD Juliet-Class Submarine: They took some primacord, and plenty of Satellite imagery Wrapped up in a Delta Force remailer. The Owl looked up to the Defcon VI TACSAT above, And sang to a small fissionable CipherTAC-2000, "O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love, What an Anonymous Black-Ops Information-Warfare Pussy you are, What an Enemy of the State you are!" Pussy said to the Owl, "You rogue siliconpimp, How charmingly sweet your crypto-anarchy! Oh! let us be married; too long we have plotted World Domination: But what shall we do for a secure-shell wire transfer?" They sailed away, for a year and a day, To the land where the INFOSEC Propaganda-mindwar grows; But there in Area51 an MKULTRA psych-ops Delta Force spook stood, With a SEMTEX Squib at the end of his nose, Squashed by operation PaperClip The Package arrived wrapped in 18 layers of IRIDF SAFE paper at 2300 hours The EODC, EODG, and EODN fractions were known to be well beyond delta safety level. SASSTIXS SATCOMA ABRAXIS SURSAT AMEMB SASSTIXS BLACKER BECKER SAAM UKUSA SAAM GEBA SAAM We started frantically debugging the Electronic Surveillance systems... we'd been hit by a lock-picking E-bomb, and were losing control over all the inner Locks. The front bird dog team collapsed under zipgun fire and flashbang grenades. The front lock suddenly disintegrated, along with both Larson and Merv. Unit 5707,the second Rapid Reaction Team, mostly Spetznaz veterans, clashed with the attacker while they were sweeping through Zone Two. We saw several cap-stun grenades shatter against Morwenstow, the point-man, and cascaded back, scattering shrapnel through the entire team. It took less than two minutes for the attacker to blow through the zone. The helicopter landed at Infinitek's global headquarters in Cairo. Infinitek CEO Scott O. Moore greeted Isis on the landing platform. She breathed heavily of the African air, delighted to be home. Behind her, the sarcophagus containing the package was unloaded from the helicopter and transferred to a sophisticated CCS (cryogenic cooling system), which was then placed inside another sophisticated CCS (contamination control system) for further protection. "The other pieces are assembled in Vault 23," Moore said. She showed her real fangs when she ran into the first RRT, those Pathfinders on loan from the 22nd SAS I witnessed your actions in the form of a Bellcore corporate security agent. Did you force the chosen path toward evil? I witnessed your actions in the form of Deputy Prime Minister Abdurahmon Azimov. Did you provoke mania among the people of the Sphinx? I witnessed your actions as Julie Larson, a victim of your crimes. Did you assassinate me? Did you honor my memory? rewson SAFE Waihopai INFOSEC ASPIC Information Security Information Warfare IW IS Information Terrorism Terrorism Defensive Information Offensive Information Warfare The Artful Dodger NAIA SAPM ASTS SAO Compsec Computer Terrorism Firewalls Secure Internet Connections RSP JDF Passwords DefCon V Hackers ASWS CUN CISU UFO Pacini Espionage NSA SSL FBI USSS Military White House Undercover NCCS PGP PEM RSA MSNBC AOL CIS AIMSX 3B2 SAMU DATTA E911 HTCIA JANET ram ReMOB UTU BRLO NSLEP SACLANTCEN 877 BZ CANSLO CIDA rsta Compsec 97 LLC JIC rb RDI Mavricks BIOL SADT Steve Case Tools RECCEX Aldergrove monarchist NIOG NADIS NMI BNC STEEPLEBUSH BSS mixmaster BRGE SARL JICA Scully recondo Flame FRU Freeh ISADC Sundevil Investigation ISACA ASVC RRF Bugs Bunny Secure ASIO Lebed ICE NRO NSCT SCIF FLiR bce Flashbangs HRT EODG DIA CID FINCEN NIJ AFSPC site NAVWAN RL NSWC AHPCRC SARD USACIL USCG O CDC DOE FMS NTIS USCODE SIRC ISN LLNL SGC CFC DREO SADRS SHAPE SACLANT DCJFTF SC Lander T Branch SAMCOMM FKS GCHQ SORT NSG EDI benelux
A more complicated question would be how to correctly pronounce ordinal numbers in any base. For instance, try to correctly read the following sentences:
I need to clear the 101th bit of that byte.
1 4m l33t. 1 4m d4 b0mb. 1 hax0red da 0xF49B5Cth byte 0f dat file.
0o1232 the number of the beast. (a music by Iron Maden)
Good morning, kids. Please open your history books in the CDXXXVIIth page.
I see three main reasons for youngsters to make sex without protection:
It's so much more pleasurable. Whoever says it's not is either cynical or haven't been laid.
People who have HIV usually takes about 10 years totally normal till they develop AIDS. With already available medication, they can live for an indefinite time more. In 10 years, medications are expected to be much better and have fewer collateral effects. Specially considering that in 10-15 years genetic therapy will probably already be available.
Youngsters tend to give more importance to the present than to the future. Therefore the pleasure with drugs/smoking/unsafe sex/something risky outweighs the risks on the future.
While older people are more afraid of it because:
Many have already seen the shocking scene of someone agonizing with AIDS, and being diagnosed with AIDS was like a death sentence.
They tend to be more conservative and think on the long run.
He didn't patent the WAY control-alt-delete should be pressed.
My patented pending method brings you closer to an exciting and unique control-alt-deleting experience. Using not just one, but both hands, you'll be able to easily press these three magic keys.
Wrong. The DATA command should be followed by a 354 not a 250.
Plus, it'd cut the connection before any harm is done. Look:
volcano:~# telnet 64.94.110.11 25 Trying 64.94.110.11... Connected to 64.94.110.11. Escape character is '^]'. 220 snubby2-wcwest Snubby Mail Rejector Daemon v1.3 ready HELO verisignsucks.com 250 OK MAIL FROM:<ihateverisign@verisignsucks.com> 250 OK RCPT TO:<herbalviagraorders@spammer.net> 550 User domain does not exist. RCPT TO:<iwanttomakemoneyfast@spammer.net> 250 OK DATA 221 snubby2-wcwest Snubby Mail Rejector Daemon v1.3 closing transmission channel Connection closed by foreign host.
If you dont want your chicken salad sandwich interrupted, all you have to do is use a Isochickensalad, a device that isolates the user from all sensory input other than chicken salad sandwich.
The helmet delivers pre-gnawed chicken salad sandwich directly to the mouth, to avoid the distraction of having to carry the sandwich to the mouth and chewing it.
No, if you take a picture of Mona Lisa you didn't steal it, because painters are usually poor, and don't have a business agent.
However, you would have stolen it if there was such thing like a billionaire PIAA (Paintings Industry Association of America). Then you'd be hitting the big pockets and would be a criminal.
I got a greater deal. For $9.99 a month I subscribed to a Usenet server, and I am able to download any kind of warez, p0rn, mp3's, DivX's, you name it.
Slashdot Mirror
Water damages computers; to read Slashdot you can't be under water. No water, no ships either. Therefore, the offended ones were the regular hordes of mutant air-breathing killer farting cows.
So you're saying that deep under the sea, in the Bermuda Triangle, lies hordes of mutant water-breathing, ship-sinking killer farting cows ?
First you say these tanks are the perfect place to murder/body disposal. Then you say it's underutilized. How do you know, then ?
According to my Periodic Table, after Cobalt comes Nickel.
At least he can buy some herbal viagra to be able to use his enlarged penis.
An 11 year-old girl who is dying of leukemia
A priest, who rules an organization that, by teaching homeless children to dance, tries to keep them away from drugs. Unfortunatelly using music from the Internet
A 9-month old baby from the orphanage
A disabled 80 year-old male, partly deafed and blinded in a explosion at war, who uses a computer with speech recognition to browse the web
The Pope. Hey, nobody is above the law, right ?
The human body generates more bioelectricity than a 120 volt battery and over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. Combined with a form of fusion, eventually we'll be able to grown humans to supply the networks and energy we need.
Out of curiosity, did this lunch last an infinite amount of time?
Shhhhh. Even though you posted it as AC, they can trace your IP number.
I hope Echelon won't find this message.
--- sig
The Owl and the Pussycat Assassinate the EuroFeds
The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green NORAD Juliet-Class Submarine:
They took some primacord, and plenty of Satellite imagery
Wrapped up in a Delta Force remailer.
The Owl looked up to the Defcon VI TACSAT above,
And sang to a small fissionable CipherTAC-2000,
"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What an Anonymous Black-Ops Information-Warfare Pussy you are,
What an Enemy of the State you are!"
Pussy said to the Owl, "You rogue siliconpimp,
How charmingly sweet your crypto-anarchy!
Oh! let us be married; too long we have plotted World Domination:
But what shall we do for a secure-shell wire transfer?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the INFOSEC Propaganda-mindwar grows;
But there in Area51 an MKULTRA psych-ops Delta Force spook stood,
With a SEMTEX Squib at the end of his nose, Squashed by operation PaperClip
The Package arrived wrapped in 18 layers of IRIDF SAFE paper at 2300 hours
The EODC, EODG, and EODN fractions were known to be well beyond delta safety level.
SASSTIXS SATCOMA ABRAXIS
SURSAT AMEMB SASSTIXS
BLACKER BECKER SAAM
UKUSA SAAM GEBA SAAM
We started frantically debugging the Electronic Surveillance systems...
we'd been hit by a lock-picking E-bomb, and were losing control over all the inner Locks.
The front bird dog team collapsed under zipgun fire and flashbang grenades.
The front lock suddenly disintegrated, along with both Larson and Merv.
Unit 5707,the second Rapid Reaction Team, mostly Spetznaz veterans, clashed with the attacker while they were sweeping through Zone Two.
We saw several cap-stun grenades shatter against Morwenstow, the point-man, and cascaded back, scattering shrapnel through the entire team.
It took less than two minutes for the attacker to blow through the zone.
The helicopter landed at Infinitek's global headquarters in Cairo.
Infinitek CEO Scott O. Moore greeted Isis on the landing platform. She breathed heavily of the African air, delighted to be home.
Behind her, the sarcophagus containing the package was unloaded from the helicopter and transferred to a sophisticated CCS (cryogenic cooling system),
which was then placed inside another sophisticated CCS (contamination control system) for further protection.
"The other pieces are assembled in Vault 23," Moore said.
She showed her real fangs when she ran into the first RRT, those Pathfinders on loan from the 22nd SAS
I witnessed your actions in the form of a Bellcore corporate security agent. Did you force the chosen path toward evil?
I witnessed your actions in the form of Deputy Prime Minister Abdurahmon Azimov. Did you provoke mania among the people of the Sphinx?
I witnessed your actions as Julie Larson, a victim of your crimes. Did you assassinate me? Did you honor my memory?
rewson SAFE Waihopai INFOSEC ASPIC Information Security Information Warfare IW IS Information Terrorism Terrorism Defensive Information Offensive Information Warfare The Artful Dodger NAIA SAPM ASTS SAO Compsec Computer Terrorism Firewalls Secure Internet Connections RSP JDF Passwords DefCon V Hackers ASWS CUN CISU UFO Pacini Espionage NSA SSL FBI USSS Military White House Undercover NCCS PGP PEM RSA MSNBC AOL CIS AIMSX 3B2 SAMU DATTA E911 HTCIA JANET ram ReMOB UTU BRLO NSLEP SACLANTCEN 877 BZ CANSLO CIDA rsta Compsec 97 LLC JIC rb RDI Mavricks BIOL SADT Steve Case Tools RECCEX Aldergrove monarchist NIOG NADIS NMI BNC STEEPLEBUSH BSS mixmaster BRGE SARL JICA Scully recondo Flame FRU Freeh ISADC Sundevil Investigation ISACA ASVC RRF Bugs Bunny Secure ASIO Lebed ICE NRO NSCT SCIF FLiR bce Flashbangs HRT EODG DIA CID FINCEN NIJ AFSPC site NAVWAN RL NSWC AHPCRC SARD USACIL USCG O CDC DOE FMS NTIS USCODE SIRC ISN LLNL SGC CFC DREO SADRS SHAPE SACLANT DCJFTF SC Lander T Branch SAMCOMM FKS GCHQ SORT NSG EDI benelux
I need to clear the 101th bit of that byte.
1 4m l33t. 1 4m d4 b0mb. 1 hax0red da 0xF49B5Cth byte 0f dat file.
0o1232 the number of the beast. (a music by Iron Maden)
Good morning, kids. Please open your history books in the CDXXXVIIth page.
It's so much more pleasurable. Whoever says it's not is either cynical or haven't been laid.
People who have HIV usually takes about 10 years totally normal till they develop AIDS. With already available medication, they can live for an indefinite time more. In 10 years, medications are expected to be much better and have fewer collateral effects. Specially considering that in 10-15 years genetic therapy will probably already be available.
Youngsters tend to give more importance to the present than to the future. Therefore the pleasure with drugs/smoking/unsafe sex/something risky outweighs the risks on the future.
While older people are more afraid of it because:
Many have already seen the shocking scene of someone agonizing with AIDS, and being diagnosed with AIDS was like a death sentence.
They tend to be more conservative and think on the long run.
Eventually this supercomputer will be able to model climate down to the level of 42.
He didn't patent the WAY control-alt-delete should be pressed.
My patented pending method brings you closer to an exciting and unique control-alt-deleting experience. Using not just one, but both hands, you'll be able to easily press these three magic keys.
Heck, if one can patent a method of swinging sideways on a swing, then I surele can patent a method of typing control-alt-del.
... singing along with Michael Jackson
users can ask their computers to retrieve all pictures that include a specific person's face
j pg e s%20-%20007.jpg g .gif a tes.jpg i den/eddie-bill%20gates.jpg B romas/Fotos/Humor%202/Bill%20Gates%20Feto.jpg / 24/cnforb24.jpg p g . gif
I wonder if they'll link to any of this pictures, when searching for this specific person's face:
http://www.areyadone.com/images/hated/bill-gates.
http://users.cybercity.dk/~cfs4636/PIC/Bill%20Gat
http://www.holub.com/goodies/images/Billborg.jpg
http://home.midsouth.rr.com/catcam/bill-gates-bor
http://www.kewlcard.de/bilder/postcard/5/bill%20g
http://www.rockhardplace.com/horror/images/ironma
http://superwebon.iespana.es/superwebon/Archivos/
http://www.paulsjusticepage.com/images/cyborg.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/graphics/2002/09
http://ta.twi.tudelft.nl/DV/Staff/Lemmens/gates.j
http://images.ecampus.com/images/d/258/0312192258
With all these dupes, it could well be called Slashslashdotdot
because they'll show up to check in, and then go to their office and stare at the wall, or read slashdot or whatever
Read Slashdot ? Uh, what are you saying ? I'm not reading Slashdot.
Wrong. The DATA command should be followed by a 354 not a 250.
Plus, it'd cut the connection before any harm is done. Look:
volcano:~# telnet 64.94.110.11 25
Trying 64.94.110.11...
Connected to 64.94.110.11.
Escape character is '^]'.
220 snubby2-wcwest Snubby Mail Rejector Daemon v1.3 ready
HELO verisignsucks.com
250 OK
MAIL FROM:<ihateverisign@verisignsucks.com>
250 OK
RCPT TO:<herbalviagraorders@spammer.net>
550 User domain does not exist.
RCPT TO:<iwanttomakemoneyfast@spammer.net>
250 OK
DATA
221 snubby2-wcwest Snubby Mail Rejector Daemon v1.3 closing transmission channel
Connection closed by foreign host.
Verisign is into child pr0n and W4r3z
s e-dick.com A 64.94.110.11
m A 64.94.110.11
woody:~# host 5y-ogirl-licks-horse-dick.com
5y-ogirl-licks-hor
woody:~# host dabest-illegal-warez.com
dabest-illegal-warez.co
If you want to get really picky, as we received it in 1998 it would be 540,005 years ago.
If you dont want your chicken salad sandwich interrupted, all you have to do is use a Isochickensalad, a device that isolates the user from all sensory input other than chicken salad sandwich.
The helmet delivers pre-gnawed chicken salad sandwich directly to the mouth, to avoid the distraction of having to carry the sandwich to the mouth and chewing it.
No, if you take a picture of Mona Lisa you didn't steal it, because painters are usually poor, and don't have a business agent.
However, you would have stolen it if there was such thing like a billionaire PIAA (Paintings Industry Association of America). Then you'd be hitting the big pockets and would be a criminal.
I for one welcome our new giant rings overlords.
And I hope they bring back my karma, wich surely will go to space with this posting.
What about
"Sounds of Silence", for the infra-sound hearing impaired ?
I got a greater deal. For $9.99 a month I subscribed to a Usenet server, and I am able to download any kind of warez, p0rn, mp3's, DivX's, you name it.