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  1. Re:well done on It Takes 2.99 Gigajoules To Vaporize a Human Body · · Score: -1

    We could make it mandatory for some undesirable people, like nerds. RENEW!

  2. Good idea on Lowell Observatory Pushes To Name an Asteroid "Trayvon" · · Score: -1

    We'll have a proper target for testing asteroid-busting weapons. We'll build a Zimmerman-1 multimegaton nuke with enhanced penetrator and bust it into little rocks. Stand your Earth!

  3. Had to be expected on Building Melts Car · · Score: -1

    When you try reverse-engineer the Martian Heat-Ray and use it in civil engineering.

  4. Great potential... on EU Proposes To Fit Cars With Speed Limiters · · Score: -1

    Reads traffic signs, hunh? Nice: pop up a fake sign with a 2km/h speed limit in the middle of the autobahn and watch the nice pileup as the first car screeches to almost a halt and the following ones - heavy trucks hopefully carrying flammable materials - crash into the contorted metal. Marvel at the huge fireball! Rejoice at the screams of the trapped motorists! Smile at the crowds marching through the streets at the cry of "STOP MURDERING OUR KIDS!". Cheer as the police first fire tear gas and rubber bullets into the crowds, then resort to real bullets as the lives of the powerful are endangered. Laugh mirthfully as the crowds tear the police apart with axes and knives. Enjoy a cold one as the cities burn. Apocalypse feels good and, above all, smells good.

  5. Re:Which is defeated by the rubber hose. on Lockbox Aims To NSA-Proof the Cloud · · Score: -1

    And what? What exactly happened after Datagate or Cablegate? Nothing. This isn't the 1930's anymore: you would have expected Europeans dragging US citizens living in the EU from their beds, stab them through the eyes, douse them with petrol and set them on fire in the streets at the cry of "Death to the yankee untermensch! Heil Europe, ruler of the world!" but it didn't happen. The "reaction", if it can be referred as such, is of resignation. Yes, government always spy on each other, but this time entire populations have been marked for surveillance and marked as "enemies". Again, if the EU had any spine, any US citizen living there would have been deported and his goods confiscated, NATO would have been disbanded and all US troops disarmed, arrested, detained as enemy combatants pending deportation. While the US can militarily destroy Europe (unless it allies with Russia), its economy would be destroyed as well. I think it's a small sacrifice to make to behold millions of euro-peons and millions of muh'reecans slaughtering each other with knives, axes and 2x4s. Think of the mighty bloodshed! It would be AWESOME.

  6. Re:Luddite Fallacy? on Technologies Like Google's Self-Driving Car: Destroying Jobs? · · Score: -1

    What happens when the average person has no useful commercial value at any wage large enough to keep them fed?

    There are two possible outcomes: 1 - the average person with no useful commercial value is exterminated or 2 - the large masses of average persons exterminate the ones that made them commercially useless. In no circumstances whatsoever those average persons simply lay down and die. It's only a matter of time, the amount of violence will be staggering and the sheer bestial quality of it will be an awesome sight to behold.

  7. Nice camera on The Camera That's Also a Mac Mini, Or Vice Versa · · Score: 0

    That's what real hacking is all about: getting one's hands dirty and making do with available resources, ending up with a result that's more than the sum of its parts. That's a real jock's job. A nerd would have given up without even trying and then would have made up some lame excuses. Can't wait for their pocket cinema rig.

  8. Lame on Nintendo Announces 2DS Handheld — Plays 3DS Games In 2-D · · Score: -1

    What we need is a 0DS. That would make a point.

  9. Re:Need Light For Security on Why We Need to Keep Our Night Skies Dark (Video) · · Score: -1

    It tells a termightillion about the supposed "intelligence" of slashfuckers that so many loserboy nerds have seen it fit to respond to this turdbrained troll. Your faces are now brown with all the shit that has been falling on it like a smelly hailstorm of feces.

  10. Re:Lol on New, Canon-Faithful Star Trek Series Is In Pre-Production · · Score: -1

    What are the poster's legal options? Should the police be notified?

    No. Why? Actually, I would like for the poster to try and make good on his laughable, empty threats. Were he not the cowardly turdbrain he is, I'd love for him to come about. That way I could grab him by his scrawny neck, bash his head against the wall, twist his arms so hard he couldn't jerk off for, like, forever and stomp on his minuscule testicles with my boots. And then I would shit on his face.

  11. Re:Now you understand.. on The Register: 4 Ways the Guardian Could Have Protected Snowden · · Score: -1

    Go to jail? Actually no: why do you want to go to jail? Do you like it in jail?

  12. Lol on New, Canon-Faithful Star Trek Series Is In Pre-Production · · Score: -1

    Old-school "dreck" is dead, and the world is better for it. The new version is actually almost watchable, and people have already forgotten about the dreary TNG-verse. Abrams' Dreck is now the only Dreck. Get over it. :)

  13. Re:Time for the People to Speak on UK Government Destroys Guardian's Snowden Drives · · Score: -1

    LOL. The "british people" cheered the assassination of the innocent Brazilian citizen Jean Charles de Menezes. They will support the Buffoon Cameroon, like the good subjects they are. Cordon off hooliganland, blow up the Eurotunnel and let the little island die.

  14. Re:They should sue. on UK Government Destroys Guardian's Snowden Drives · · Score: -1

    The Guardian sue Lord Buffoon from Cameroon, servant of the stool of the High Lord Bonobo? Traitor! Racist! How do you dare suggest that! Repent, republithug, or the terr-ow-reests win! Heil Bonobo! /s

  15. Re:can't wait on Time Reporter "Can't Wait" To Justify Drone Strike On Julian Assange · · Score: -1

    Miscreant! Racist! Don't you know that anyone who has displeased the Mighty and Fair Lord Bonobo is not to be considered human? Repent! Go to the street dressed in sack cloth and scream "Heil Bonobo!" until your throat bleeds! Or are you a republithug?

  16. Yes, I've seen it on Has Anyone Seen My Rabbit? · · Score: -1

    It's in your ass. Shit it out.

  17. Re:Yes, but... on Royal Navy Deployed Laser Weapons During the Falklands War · · Score: 0

    You underestimate UK (and Argentinian) nationalism in the era. The UK would have taken back the Falklands at any price, and both the British and the Argentinian populace was fully in support of the war. "Bring our boys home" is strictly an American thing.

  18. Re:The premise is still borked on Could Humanity Really Build 'Elysium'? · · Score: -1

    Can you rebel when you have handguns and they have hellfire missiles?

    Of course you can, but you need to pick your targets well. You don't target the robots, you target the robots' operators, their builders, the engineers that design and maintain them. The key to successful insurgency is to choose your fights and play to your own strengths. Of course, defeatism is the first refuge of the loserboy.

  19. Re:what happens if the chick get pregnant? on One-Way Ticket: Mars One Project Applicants Top 100,000 · · Score: -1

    The child will be named Valentine Michael Smith.

  20. Re:what happens if the chick get pregnant? on One-Way Ticket: Mars One Project Applicants Top 100,000 · · Score: -1

    Hell has always been partly frozen. Ever heard of Cocytus? Ah, forgot, nerds can't even go to Hell. They'll be condemned to the Anteinferno or Vestibulus, where they'll be forced to run naked pursued by wasps and blowflies, after an insignialess banner. Their blood and tears will be consumed by maggots.

  21. Re:600k? He's going to be a criminal after prison. on LulzSec's Raynaldo Rivera, a.k.a. 'neuron,' Gets One-Year Prison Term · · Score: -1

    He won't get out of prison. Not alive. The inmates will rip him to shreds after they're done turning his bunghole into a highway tunnel. Aye, they will be able to run two Amtraks side by side through his overdilated craphole. If fate is merciful, he won't be able to feel it, having gone numb from the abuse. I hope his relatives have already said their goodbyes because there won't be much left of him to bury or cremate. Probably the remains won't fill a bucket. That's what happens when you're a weakling playing tough guy: you get shat upon. Or rather, as in this case, you get your flesh ripped apart and devoured, then you get shat upon with the shit that was *YOU*.

  22. Re:Really? Political correctness? on Should the Next 'Doctor Who' Be a Woman? · · Score: -1

    A female Bond makes about as sense as a straight Frank N. Furter or as a white Shaft.

  23. Re:3% velocity on Building a Full-Auto Gauss Gun · · Score: -1

    When I throw a dozen of olympic sprinters at full tilt at you, you won't be amused. Not at all. But I will be.

  24. Re:More Power (and Money) To Them! on Meet a Group of Aspiring Mars Colonists · · Score: -1

    Did I fucking pretend to be an astrophysicist, loserboy nerd? Information is out there for smart people to seek and get a clue, while imbeciles like you pull theories out of your ass without checking the facts first. Before stating that the "Sun will go supernova billions of years from now", you could have checked. And by the way, I'm a part-time amateur astronomer who happens to have read some good books on the subject between one football match and the other, I have known the fact before Wikipedia was born. Now if I ever do a sum in my head you'll say "I should have used a pocked calculator too". Piece of shit. The projected end date for life on Earth is 450 to 600 million years in the future, not billions. Unless you think it will make any difference when the Earth will be nothing but a scorched rock. Don't mask your crapheadedness under allofoid pretenses, turdbrain.

  25. Re:More Power (and Money) To Them! on Meet a Group of Aspiring Mars Colonists · · Score: -1

    Loserboy nerd, the Sun will NOT go supernova. It's not massive enough for this. And the Earth will not be destroyed in "billions" of years. About 450 millions of years from now, the heat output from the Sun will increase the weathering of silicate minerals, which will cause CO2 concentration in the atmosphere to fall below the level needed for photosynthesis to occur. Plant life will die off, followed by animal life. The Earth will be a dead planet very, very soon in geological terms. Then the temperature will continue to rise until the surface will be scorched dry. Then the long decay, as the Sun expands into a red giant, the temperature on Earth rises above 2000 C turning it into an ocean of magma - effectively erasing any trace mankind or even life had ever been there. And at the ends, the fall into the Sun and complete annihilation. Our whole history disintegrated into atoms. That's what will happen. So, we don't have billions of years and probably not even millions since the average life expectancy of a species is lower than that. And you know NOTHING about science. Shut up and shit upon your own face, loserboy nerd, I can't be bothered.