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  1. Re:After retrieving the Apollo 11 rocket engines.. on Jeff Bezos To Retrieve Apollo 11 Rocket Engines · · Score: -1

    Most customers:

    • Raised the Titanic
    • Discovered Atlantis

    No, loserboy nerd, that would be NUMA. Of course, Dirk Pitt and Al Giordino are jocks.

  2. "Safe Havens" do not exist on The Fall of Data Haven Sealand · · Score: -1

    There is no "Safe Haven". Nowhere. Unless it's backed by lots of money, armies of lawyers and enough firepower, nowhere can be counted as "safe" if they come for you. Don't even mention public opinion, it doesn't matter: those in power have learned it can be easily distracted and only has about a couple of days' worth of attention.

  3. Re:The real reason... on Inside the Mummification of Space Shuttle Discovery · · Score: -1

    Where would you get a ET?

    Leave a trail of Reese's Pieces to your place and it will do the rest, loserboy nerd.

  4. Re:no on MIT Prof Predicts the End of Disabilities In Next 50 Years · · Score: -1, Troll
    Of course it's possible to eliminate a genetic defect through screening. The Down population in most of Europe, for instance, is dwindling because screening is widespread and upon detection, the vast majority of women elect for abortion. Since Down are rarely able to reproduce and their life expectancy is about 50, in about half a century they will be gone throughout the EU (apart from some fanatical Catholic states but they're seeing the light as well). We can do the same with autism.

    Except for the pretend condition, "Asperger" which can be cured via a thorough beating.

  5. Re:Already illegal on Facebook: Legal Action Against Employers Asking For Your Password · · Score: -1
    When you walk in for a job interview, always carry a covert videocamera. They're dirt cheap these days and they can be disguised as watches. The video will be used by evidence - not by you, of course. It pays to have contact in the press.

    Otherwise, make up a facebook account just for the purpose and, after some pretend hand-wringing, surrender the passwords. Then, with an anonymous/ized connection upload some junkie pedo jihadist content on the account in the wee hours when your boss is probably sleeping. Afterwards, connect with YOUR connection, and immediately notify the authorities (practice a sobbing voice) that your boss is a junkie pedo jihadist and is trying to recruit you while tainting your image online. Of course being a pah-three-ow-teek citizen you called them to alert the government of the junkie pedo jihadist threat. Of course, you recorded the conversation with the HR office because you suspected them to be junkie pedo jihadist sympathizers.

  6. Re:Male companion on New Doctor Who Companion Announced · · Score: -1

    It's Romanadvoratrelundar, loserboy earthling nerd.

  7. Re:Put them to work on Teacher Suspended For Reading Ender's Game To Students · · Score: -1

    Here in the USA, home-schooled kids generally score much higher academically than public school kids.

    That says a lot more about the state of the schools than the skills of parents.

  8. Re:Sickening on Australian Govt Censors Notes From Secret Anti-Piracy Talks · · Score: -1

    The UK has absolute control over its own citizens/subjects.

    FTFY.

  9. Re:Sickening on Australian Govt Censors Notes From Secret Anti-Piracy Talks · · Score: 0

    Taking away your computers and internet is next. Is will be "all for the best", as well. Keep telling yourself that, it will be less painful. You may even like it, some people love to be servants.

  10. Re:Why does his privacy have not value? on Should Snatching an iPhone Be a Felony? · · Score: -1

    A (British) paparazzi only today followed the mother of one of the dead Belgium schoolchildren (coach crash in Switzerland) to get 'sad mother' shot.

    There's a good way to fix that. Lure the sleazo lowlife paparazzi to a public garden, get near the kids playing then call the cops and tell them there's a pervert taking pictures of TEH CHILDREN! Swift justice will follow, and the sounds of broken bone and ripped flash will fill the air as the cops flay him alive and wipe their asses with his skin.

  11. Re:little man vs. business on From Anonymous To Shuttered Websites, the Evolution of Online Protest · · Score: -1

    So it's OK to hang, for instance, a towelhead to a lamppost with barbed wire if everyone is OK with it? Then to piss on its corpse? And to slice his face off, wear it like a mask and go visit his family while wearing his face, if everyone agrees to it?

  12. Re:Wow! on Russia Has Sights Set On Manned Moon Landing By 2030 · · Score: -1

    That's not enough. It would only need a settlement viable enough for on-location principal photography. You want a colony, you sell a soap opera. On the Moon. On the freaking MOON. Intrigue! Backstabbing! Romance! Hard vacuum! Radiation! Watch "All my Craters" tonight 9 pm!

  13. Re:Freedom vs. localism on Swiss Voters Reject Book Price Controls · · Score: -1

    Electrons travel fast, too, and that's why everybody who reads this now knows you're stupid. Switzerland has FOUR official languages: German (actually a lot patois versions of it), French, Italian and Rumantsch Grischun (which is what James Caviezel speaks in his sleep, probably). It's a Confederation, which is not a divided entity. Except for loserboy nerds like you who can only use Google to look for kiddie scat bestiality snuff porn.

  14. Re:a better idea.... on Solving Climate Change By Bioengineering Humans? · · Score: -1

    VOLUNTARY HUMAN EXTINCTION

    The Cathars tried that. The Church beat them up and took a dump on their faces, without even bothering to steal their lunch money.

  15. Re:Hacktivism? Really? on Sony's Plan To Tighten Security and Fight Hacktivism · · Score: -1

    I know that the Slashdot crowd is extremely anti-Sony but I fail to see how denying paying consumers the ability to play games is hacktivism. Or preventing dozens of new games from getting released on the PSN store, and allowing those companies and artists to sell their titles, is hacktivism.

    Because in the loserboy nerds' collective turdbrained mind, the consumers are "puppets" of the "evil system" they "fight". In their feeble minds, throwing eggs at City Hall will stop the bulldozers from ripping up their playground. Were it for them, the Civil Rights movement would have simply consisted in drawing graffiti over a couple of walls near the police station and then go home fapping while chanting "lulz lulz we're anonymous we're legion we're invincible SUPER HEROES lulz lulz".

    Those "heroes of nothing" will soon receive a nicely worded letter or a visit from a friendly cop. Then they will be crapping themselves and rat out everything they know about their accomplices, all the while spraying piss like frenzied waterhoses.

  16. Re:WtF is a "Horrible Death" ? on Edward Teller: Father of the Hydrogen Bomb · · Score: 0

    There's a big difference between being fucked to death by a horny sex goddess out of Victoria's Secret catalogue and drowning in a septic tank. Of course, for loserboy nerds like you the second option is the only one possible.

  17. Re:There will be more on Details Of FBI Surveillance In Lulzsec Takedown Emerge · · Score: 0

    Suffragettes and civil rights movements' activists were on the streets FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. People who are ready to show their faces know about the consequences and are ready for the consequences. Being jailed for "protesting" was part of their strategy. Those kids hide behind a keyboard and engage in random disruptive activities that change absolutely nothing and they believe(d) to be safe. Now it's a different game. Either you take it to the streets or you're simply not a real activist. As for your ridiculous last statement, there is no evidence those guys KNOW what they're up to or what the penalties are, and it shows. You are defeated. Dismissed.

  18. Re:I've said it before... on Man Barred From Being Alone With Daughter After Informing Police of Porn On PC · · Score: 0

    they are your only hope.

    No. There is another.

  19. Re:There will be more on Details Of FBI Surveillance In Lulzsec Takedown Emerge · · Score: 0

    The FBI is fighting an idea, and is under the mistaken impression they can shut it down by finding and arresting people. It won't happen.

    When following that idea costs you your job, house, family and life nobody will follow it anymore. Don't delude yourself: those guys are not hardcore fanatics devoted to their cause to the death. They thought it was risk-free, like a game. Now it's different. I could bet that at this moment a lot of scared kids are wiping their hard drives.

  20. Re:Stop aiding on The Ineffectiveness of TSA Body Scanners · · Score: 4, Funny
    Was the hole in the ground near a tree by a river? And was there an old man of Aran going around and around near it? In this case, know that his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night and for a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right.

    But he'll never, never fight over you so you're toast, loserboy nerd.

  21. Re:What? on LulzSec Leader Sabu Unmasked, Arrested and Caught Collaborating · · Score: 0
    And you don't understand how humans work. Intimidate enough people, and no new heads will grow. It takes motivation and a reasonable expectation of safety to embark on this kind of endeavours, and of course some skills. Sooner or later, you'll run out of 1 or more of the 3. And then it's game over.

    This is no drug cartel, with massive resources and manpower. Make an example of those you catch, and the rest will disappear.

  22. Re:Go Ahead. It won't make any difference. on The Vortex Gun Coming Soon To a Protest Near You · · Score: 0

    Good luck expecting France will bomb the US to let you carry on your protest.

  23. Re:One time experience? on RIAA CEO Hopes SOPA Protests Were a "One-Time Thing" · · Score: -1

    You have so little imagination, loserboy. Use the Imperio curse and force him to strip naked and masturbate in full view near a kindergarten.

  24. Re:Another reason on Eric Schmidt: UN Treaty a 'Disaster' For the Internet · · Score: 0
    Oh, look at that: a trekkie pedophile geek who doesn't even know his own trekkie pedophile geek stuff. Let me slap you with your own trekkie pedophile geek cold "facts": http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Leyton

    Little word for you: anything in the TV shows is canon, whether you like it or know. Trekkie stuff sucks because it's bad, not because "a couple of shows suck". All of them suck. Deal with it.

  25. Re:Peaceful declaration of independence on "Irish SOPA" Signed Into Law Despite Resistance · · Score: 0
    If you want to succeed without being arrested and thrown in jail and then locked up in the funny farm, you better have the ability to do a colony drop on anyone who might disagree with you.

    Sieg Zeon!