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  1. Re:Room-pressure? on Scientists Create Room Temperature Superconductor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hold on There, there's No Need to Capitalize on the Situation.

  2. Re:Handicapped on How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong · · Score: 1

    Don't be so defensive, I'm neither supporting or opposing your point. I'm just pointing out that your understanding of the purpose of disabled bays is flawed. I hope you never have to use one.

  3. Re:charlie and the chocolate factory on How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong · · Score: 1

    Maybe you mean Wozberry?

  4. Re:Handicapped on How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong · · Score: 1

    The wide bays aren't to make parking easier dipshit. They're like that so you can fit your chair in between your car and the next one.

  5. Re:Oblig. Futurama on The Real Body Snatchers · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking about this scene last night when I watched the trailer for the documentary...

  6. Re:Simulation request to God on Giant Sheets Of Dark Matter Detected · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Customer,

    I would like to draw your attention to the eBay listing from which you purchased your universe. You'll notice that your warranty period has expired and God Inc. can no longer supply you with end-user support. If you would like to purchase a new universe please subscribe to the apropriate religion for your area.

    Kind Regards,
    God Inc.

  7. Re:So ... on Giant Sheets Of Dark Matter Detected · · Score: 1

    If you think that's bad, wait 'til you see this. We only have 30 years left!

  8. Re:Why would I even want to be in the Boardroom on Gaffes That Keep IT Geeks From the Boardroom · · Score: 1

    So is lingerie. I don't know about you but I certainly wouldn't pass an interview. Hmm, maybe I need to go more slutty.

  9. Re:Excellent News! on Corn Genome Sequenced · · Score: 1

    Surely it'll just be used to take over the world with giant triffid like corn beasts. Just saying...

  10. Re:My People... on Corn Genome Sequenced · · Score: 1

    I use cr0n to schedule my jobs every morning. cr0n contains lots of fibre and helps to reduce (ahem) "server load".

  11. Re:Message from 100 Years into Future on Astronomers Say Dying Sun Will Engulf Earth · · Score: 1

    I wonder if slashdot will even be round in even 25 years time. Perhaps the internet will be replaced in much the same way that BBSs were. Please feel free to point out why this wouldn't happen...

  12. Re:Plants Humans on Corn Genome Sequenced · · Score: 1

    This has to be one of the most interesting factoids I've read on slashdot. The difference in numbers is counterintuitive until you factor in the reasons you describe. Thanks!

  13. Re:how many strands on Google Buys a Piece of a Cable To Japan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed.

    Lets say 314 kbit/s is a ballpark figure for youtube bitrate.
    That means roughly 26,000,000 more Japanese could watch the latest lonelygirl15 installment at once.

    Also it's roughly 36 Mbit/s for blu-ray quality content.
    That means roughly 210,000 more Americans all at once could watch as much HD quality tentacle related entertainment as they wanted.

    Of course if you half those numbers they could share. This could be the beginnings of a great cultural enlightenment for everyone involved!

  14. Re:Get 'em Tiger! on Wii Homebrew Takes Several Leaps Forward · · Score: 2

    Because crying "straw-man" is fad used by unfortunate individuals trying desperately to sound intellectual. It's a term that is used mostly by people who don't appreciate the meaning. Those who do, rarely see the need to bother.

  15. Re:Great idea on Kimchi in Space · · Score: 1

    I'm all for peace and harmony and all that, but that was pretty funny.

  16. Re:The Kimchi has gotten loose! on Kimchi in Space · · Score: 1

    He who contols the spice, controls the universe. Well, at least the little bit of universe our Korean friends find themselves in.

  17. Re:Awesome! on Kimchi in Space · · Score: 1

    Company Official: The analysis team which went over your shuttle centimeter by centimeter found no physical evidence of the food you describe...

    Astronaut: Good! That's because I blew it out the god-damn airlock!

  18. Re:Awesome! on Kimchi in Space · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend is Japanese but really likes Korean style kimuchi amongst other Korean things. She makes some every once in a while and my refrigerator and house get pretty stinky. On trying it I found it's way too strong for me but I think this is a clever ploy. You see, she's found something that I don't find delicious and won't eat all of in seconds.

    When I saw this article a couple of weeks ago I forwarded it to her and she had a good laugh. "Ah, so the Koreans are fueling the rocket this time?" she said. :)

  19. Re:Tau Bootis on Reversing Magnetic Poles Observed in Another Star · · Score: 1

    That's part of an interesting problem. Now that we've achieved intergalactic travel, where the hell do we go?

  20. Re:Tau Bootis on Reversing Magnetic Poles Observed in Another Star · · Score: 1

    The shocking thing is that most stars do not have names.
    I'm not so shocked. There are billions of them after all.
  21. Re:Here We Go Again on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as I get home... :)

  22. Re:Home Gym.. on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 1

    You're not thinking big enough.

  23. Good News Everyone! on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can just imagine a modern day equivalent:

    Zealot: Hey Hubbard, check this out...
    Hubbard: What is it?
    Zealot: It's a new device, I call it the e-meter!
    Hubbard: Whats-it-do daddy-o?
    Zealot: Well, it's actually a modified client for a popular bandwidth test except this one measures your 'theaton level'! Hehe.
    Hubbard: Wow! We can just send this client out as a world-wide spam-blanket and no more need for street canvasing! We'll be rich, rich, RICH!
    Zealot: Mwuhah... oh no! I've just thought of a problem.
    Hubbard: Oh? What's that? People won't be convinced by their super-high theaton level and immediately sign up for our brochure? We won't be able to stop re-distribution of beta versions on ebay? We can't use them to zap unbelievers into submission with? You look positively deflated my friend...
    Zealot: Mmmm, no.... half of America is on Comcast...
    Hubbard: Haha! Fear not my little novice, haven't you heard of PowerBoost?
    Zealot: Mwuhahahaa...
    Hubbard: Mwuhahahaa...
    Zealot: Mwuhahahaa...
    Hubbard: Mwuhahahaa...
    ...

  24. Re:Think of the Chil... Babies! on UK Commissioner Seeks To Ban Ultrasonic Anti-Teen Device · · Score: 1

    If you think the kinds of people we're supposed to be detering can be called 'little ones' in any kind of cute and cuddly way, you are sorely misguided.

  25. Re:Heh. on UK Commissioner Seeks To Ban Ultrasonic Anti-Teen Device · · Score: 2, Informative

    The harsh tones you hear are probably caused but the fact that the devices's frequency is above the nyquist frequency for 44Khz. The result is lower artifacts and harmonics which are audible although the orignal frequency is not.