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  1. Animals as a rule do not speak English. Italian, on the other hand... When you tell a dog or a cat "vaffanculo faccia di merda" they always understand.

  2. Re: in its dust? on The Tech Sector Is Leaving the Rest of the US Economy In Its Dust (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    No, mirrors are hardware. Magic smoke is vaporware.

  3. Re: I avoid trailers, if possible on Our Obsession With Trailers Is Making Movies Worse (cnet.com) · · Score: -1

    It was supposed to be about Pipsqueak the Fluffy Bunny, but Khan killed him. Then he did some stuff with the corpse you don't really want to know about.

  4. Re: His name gives it away on UK Group Fights Arrest Over Refusing To Surrender Passwords At The Border (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    Allan Quatermain and Bernard Quatermass are so going to shit on your face, loserboy nerd.

  5. The copron. Holds all shit together.

  6. Go fake yourself, you sick fake.

  7. I built my house using nothing but YouTube tutoria on Woman Built House From the Ground Up Using Nothing But YouTube Tutorials (digitaltrends.com) · · Score: 0

    ... But then they were removed due to copyright infringement complaints and I was left homeless. :(

  8. Re:Clinton destroyed SECULAR Libya on George Orwell's '1984' Tops Amazon's Bestseller List (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    Sorry but your reasoning is faulty. By definition, nothing liberals state can be false and liberal policies are the only ones worth pursuing. You are a traitor and the decent thing for you to do is to kill yourself immediately.

  9. Finally! on Scientists Discover That Horses Can Use Symbols To Talk To Us (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can ask them "why the long face?"

  10. You only login twice/or so it seems/one login for yourself/and one for the NSA...

  11. Re: Good for them on BBC: UK Votes To Leave The European Union (bbc.com) · · Score: -1

    "The strong protect the week"... Do you mean, like "save the day" 7 times in a row?

  12. Hail to the king, baby!

  13. Re: back in the old days on New Linux Trojan Can Spy on Users by Taking Screenshots and Recording Audio (drweb.com) · · Score: -1, Insightful

    Yeah. Nothing like the good old days. You would spend hours installing Linux on a laptop only to discover nothing worked and the installation had borked the Windows recovery images so you were now stuck with a useless laptop and by installing Linux you had voided the warranty. Now, thanks to systemd, not only you get to bork the laptop but you can have all sorts of malware installing itself with you none the wiser. But since the laptop is borked there's precious little they can spy upon and since the graphics card is not supported they can't flash you with ads. Ah, progress...

  14. Re: Jarvis or Siri? on Zuckerberg To Build Personal AI For Help At Home and Work (facebook.com) · · Score: -1

    Nobody ever suggested we would reach other star systems in a week and colonize them. We'll reach other star systems in a week, take a selfie, post it, then go home to bask in the glory of a million "likes".

  15. They're afraid somebody could blow a Raspberry.

  16. Re: HAN SOLO DIES!!!!1! on Reddit Is Banning Users That Post Star Wars 7 Spoilers (softpedia.com) · · Score: -1

    That could almost be somehow awe-not-some. Imagine having to fight Darth Maul Top and Darth Maul Bottom. And you don't want to know how Darth Maul Bottom wields his lightsaber.

  17. Re: And it starts on Apollo 16 Booster Impact Site Found (asu.edu) · · Score: -1

    Lawyers on the Moon? Do we want the Sea of Tranquillity to be renamed "Sea of Litigation"? On second thoughts they already have a Marsh of Decay for politicians...

  18. Re: Mars isn't going anywhere. on How Close Are We To a Mars Mission? (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look, dating the Moon is freaking hard. She's lunatic every darn month. Moreover, she's got a hidden side to her. I'll tell you, the Moon is a harsh mistress.

  19. Re: Slipping on Harnessing Conflict in the Workplace (video) · · Score: -1

    Wrong. SJWs do not change bulbs. They respect their right to be differently functional.

  20. Re: The fine won't hurt the DC owners. on $600k Fine Over Data Center Death (datacenterdynamics.com) · · Score: -1

    All lines are to be considered live and treated as such.

  21. Re: Offensive, but so is this article on National Coalition Calls for Campus Censorship of "Offensive" Speech (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: -1

    An African-AmericansÃf once bit my sister. To be fair, she was carving her initials on it.

  22. Their fucking brain on Ask Slashdot: Cheapest Functional Computer For Students? · · Score: -1

    Slow, defective, underperforming and full of bloatware. But hey, it's free. What do you expect of a device assembled by a couple of non-specialized chumps over 5 minutes and then in development for 9 fucking months? It's a miracle it still works with all that legacy architecture and those junky peripherals. Oh, did you say "functional"? Too bad.

  23. "To serve customers better"... on Regionally Encoded Toner Cartridges 'to Serve Customers Better' · · Score: -1

    ... It's a fucking COOKBOOK!

  24. Re:It's Not About Porn on The UK's War On Porn: Turning ISPs Into Parents · · Score: 0, Interesting

    That pesky international internet will not probably be "international" for long... There are forces in motion that will lead to its eventual fragmentation and balkanization. In the end, we'll all be confined in some walled garden, under strict surveillance.

  25. Re:Had W10 scare myself with display on Broken Windows 10 Update Causes Reboot Loops For Some Users · · Score: -1

    That's what dumb Users like you think. Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, Wireshark is plotting to send all your apps to the Game Grid where they will be derezzed while engaging the Video Warriors.