Why do quarterbacks have a helmet if the linebackers have eyes to be certain that none would pass to sack the carrier?
Some men are known to regress to a female gender, and female to a male gender because the body is universal. Even the King James Version, Authorized Version 1611 Holy Bible confirm that their are men who's "breasts are moistened with milk."
RMS is the Ultimate Linux Killer. I mean, the guy single-handedly destroyed OSI and all further attempts to characteristically reversion Opensource software to the Public by creating an artificial "free" that can't be bought.
There should be a spell in this MMO that is called "Kike Blast" or "Communigger" or somthing, that just reserects dead jew lawyers from excrement that ride upon wild boars and blast molusks and crabs from their genital regions at their gentile enemies.
Richard Matthew Stalman is the greatest troll in history, in these regards.
Old woman, what with the spanking Windows with quicker bug fixes or the oral abatement in the Mac vs PC ads?
Windows tries its best to hide behind all kinds of Unix technology, and all it comes down to is who to strawman the blame of their poor implementation of Unix to how Microsoft finally is forced to write its own obfuscated code to replace its NT from VMS to what it has become today. My MS-DOS 5 Apache 1 server with the GUI Spectra is far more responsive for desktop publishing while actively serving webpages that people should be aware of the FUD coming out of modern Microsoft. They are pumping out more Operating Systems averting from scientific design towards the graces privies of a bastard legislature that there is no productive computing willingly fruiting from Microsoft to prove the subsistence and superior design to their prior titles. Microsoft yesterday is superior to Microsoft today. Hello, Micros~1 != Micros~2, and freeDOS just keeps getting better that a XVesa with multiple QEMU of freeDOS is becoming the better implementation of multitasking than XP or Vista.
Please don't leave me down here! Take me with you! Show me how to ascend unto the great trolls! The last of the beginning was Jesus the Christ, risen into heaven on a cloud; I plead unto the almight through his servants, that we needs the keys to the Troll Kingdom for your honours sake!
Talk about changing daily events into epic proportions, Linux has always been in the HPC category as long as you remove the GUI from the nodes. I can't stand it when some market'roid gets his rocks all hard and starts shooting his meatw-ads all over the intrablag tubespheres that he discovered somthing and is in-fact only reminding himself with a ploy. Quick, someone re-invent the mouse and keyboard: we'll call it, the in-humane input device. Wait, it's IO? Let me help everyone say it, introducing Master Necromancer: Dr. Orpheus (from Venture Brothers fame);
[Orpheus] What will we call these devices, you ask? It will be, the Microsoft... Mo...Vista...!
[/Orpheus]
Police frequently focus on more than one subject at a time. There have also been cases where they will stop public focus on one suspect while monitoring him for changes in behavior. This doesn't mean that they've ruled out whomever they're publicly talking about, but if the pressure is removed from one that is deemed more likely, then that person may slip up. Details of ongoing investigations are often not public records, so we won't know until after any trial is finished.
Police can't eat a doughnut and contemplate a subject without their glazed fingers contaminating the subject. Look at the O.J Simpson "murder" evidence collection, and that was the height of all preparedness. A career/Prophesional security guard told me that the industry has turned to shit. He said people that become police now-days are all "fuck-ups that don't want to work retail or manufacturing", and the same is to all the security-guard applicants he's screened in his business. He has his sidearm certifications and makes somthing like $110K a year actively patrolling a number of gated communities and apartments, with about 40 officers under his command.
And on a second thought, did Bonadeuce put it up there after you first tried to mail it to him in a portrait'd fanbag?
I,.-~"`love`"~-., hot shit on a portrait of a celebrity -- especially handbags. Does anyone know when the Olsen twins are scheduled to ** get it on ** ??
1) Don't kiss men 2) Don't beat women 3) Don't get caught trying to patent soap, for which the public domain will pounce on you when you drop that patent.
IBM got lucky because Amazon's Gaydar was down, and therefore were able to sneak their squad of line dancers in the Amazon basement to tap-dance the patent pimps into fear just like a Pat Benatar scared away a pimp with a line-dance of whores shrugging their shoulders.
I'm curious, did you see the VCR and then break into the locker, or did you break into the locker and then find the VCR? I'm just wondering because if you were someone known for breaking into things (like lockers) she would have been somewhat justified in her suspicion of you, on the other hand if you broke into the locker to retrieve the classrooms VCR (which wouldn't be the wisest course of action but is understandable) then her suspicion loses a lot of its justification.
I was walking about near a telephone booth, minding my business leaning against someone's car, when I happened to look inside the car window to find a "Free Car" sign with the keys in the Ignition Lock system and a Bill waiting for me to sign it. So naturally, because my job to post on Slashdot and submit trollish stories as "Roland Piquepaille" doesn't pay me much, I hopped in. Well, I was moving pretty quick to get back to the dumpster I sleep next to, when I realized that I have more than enough space to live in this here car now. I started to slow down to a more respectable speed after having thought about it, and then turned into an alley known for having some good trash. Just as I turned, I heard a "bloop bloop" and some annoying cowboy shining his brite-lights into my retinas causing me to adjust to the aritificial road conditions of blindness. I move to the left lane, and that hooded monkey moves to the left lane and continues to blind me. He then moves into the neutral/yellow-markered median between the two way street, moving parallel to me, and then makes a lane-change on me to force me into the right lane next over. I thought I was being hijacked!
I sped-up a little faster to get to the safety of a shopping center, but thankfully found a good and honourable police officer blocking the intersection in front of me with his gun drawn. I immediatly jumped out of my car and ran to the side of the road thinking they was aiming at the fellow who was trying to hijack me, and hid behind the fence there. Immediatly a couple police officers followed behind me also to jump behind the fence. I thought they were the courageous people as the D.A.R.E teachers taught, and here they were running with me. I yell back to them the assailant is back in that intersection, no need to run away. When the little one caught up to me after jumping the second fence, he tried to tackle me for no reason! I yelled to him that just because I was wearing a Spreewell jersey doesn't make me a NFL player. I broke from his hold just as I tripped into a toybox full of various balls. I thought these people were insane! They then tackled me, and wrapped my own *bling*bling* around my wrists until their line-backer "tubbies" could catch-up and use some handcuffs.
They carried me back to the intersection and expected me to confess to the re-arraingment of their crime-scene. I saw a car with a valid license-plate, with a "Free Car" sign forged to mimick my own hand-written block spelling, and removed the road-raging car of the hijacker with that of a black-and-white police car. It was absolute conspiracy to throw a respectable brotha' as myself in wit' the wors' of peoples in ja'ls. They then took some of my trash from my car, a VCR and some used needles I was gunna give to my diabetic friend so he doesn't need to pay for tho' expensiv' needles. They even took my glass-tube fly-trap I had hanged in the rear-view mirror next to the "CAN'T STOP" sticker. They opens the trunk and they even put a dead body in there, and tried to say I was the one that put her there and then they tried to lie and say that it was the owner of the car. I tol' 'em this was a Community Car, no different than a free bicycle, and that anyone that needed it could use it, but it was my turn and those police officers can take back their property stuff from my Community Car to try to plant bad evidence to evict me from a Community Car so they could put some lights and a spotlight on it for a police car.
fuc that, yo' stupid motha'fucka's need a cap bust in yo' assets. Anyways, think about yo homies out there. Peace love and share.
From yo' #20 of the West Side at Compton, Cali--- -Latrel
hat method is too steep(knowledge) and expensive(bandwidth-loss) to be a viable solution.
An inexpensive method that everyone can use is the one that I implemented... Use an old 10BaseT Network Adapter, preferably USB 1.0, and at Half Duplex, for those certain bandwidth-hogging programs to discretely direct their packets through and use. The separate 10BaseT adapter needs nothing special and is to co-exist as plugged-in to the same hub that the primary Network Adapter is using. Then with their routes decided other than the same used by Telnet and SSH, attach about 100 feet of CAT3 cable rolled in a giant loop just to make the data slow down for having to travel through all that extra wire with all the "loop" inductance. We're not done yet, make sure you use the opposite of ferrite cores, somthing effective as "Twisty Ties" or better is a common 150-watt Heat Lamp that would cause enough radiation onto the cable to slow down the data; this is so we can make the CAT3 very noisy to cause the Network Adapter to detect the errors at the Physical Layer (not the Link Layer) where it automatically re-sends packets without disturbing the Application with faulty data. The Application will only see a slow connection, and no bad data will return.
On-topic to the actual Article, I encrypt all my data in binary-text. I use this method all the time when surfing slashdot. I have a computer running a daemon at another side of the country that receives the text binary and then converts it to text text; all this looks like is an application sending text'coded binary, kind of like hiding messages in Spam eMail.
What if I like went near one of them Nine Inch Nails, and inserted my rock-hard USB stick in one of the *RIGHT* entries? That would be more effective, except 9 out of 10 times you get a virus on it. I patented it first. The sound of leaking music in a restroom stanks of the drippy grid, if you ashk me.
Then with some crafty imagery, display some motion pictures of some people on the lawn doing some things, and have them flee from authority into a non-existant second or third trashcan/dumpster that the arriving agent can't seem to reason with the dispatcher/surveyor.
Then again, why waste the risky confiscation of a perfectly-good LCD monitor on the camera? More fun can be had on a remote-controlled micro-drone aircraft pointing a Kinetic-Energy gun at a camera to EMP fry the circuitry, or just use a paintball gun with napalm rounds and fire that happy tracer when the Camera is ready to burn with the fudge. I know someone who is working on a Walking Cane with some neet things, and he already has a Kinetic-Energy gun in his umbrella. This prison world is starting to look like fun for the Flunkies VS. Unemployed Flunkies.:-)
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Why do quarterbacks have a helmet if the linebackers have eyes to be certain that none would pass to sack the carrier?
Some men are known to regress to a female gender, and female to a male gender because the body is universal. Even the King James Version, Authorized Version 1611 Holy Bible confirm that their are men who's "breasts are moistened with milk."
The worst in the series. I prefer the Life of Bryan, more than all the others.
RMS is the Ultimate Linux Killer. I mean, the guy single-handedly destroyed OSI and all further attempts to characteristically reversion Opensource software to the Public by creating an artificial "free" that can't be bought.
There should be a spell in this MMO that is called "Kike Blast" or "Communigger" or somthing, that just reserects dead jew lawyers from excrement that ride upon wild boars and blast molusks and crabs from their genital regions at their gentile enemies.
Richard Matthew Stalman is the greatest troll in history, in these regards.
But' can`his comma`s fly' like`these? That's r`ght, capta`n` you're vvessel pr`v`leges are grounded*
I would take my hat off to you, but it's stapled to my head because of prior anticipation of a frisky blow from Hurricane Palin.
I've been stung by over 30 honeybees through my suit, on the recent hive maintenance. Let me tell you, I got these chubs for you--chubs for you!
Old woman, what with the spanking Windows with quicker bug fixes or the oral abatement in the Mac vs PC ads?
Windows tries its best to hide behind all kinds of Unix technology, and all it comes down to is who to strawman the blame of their poor implementation of Unix to how Microsoft finally is forced to write its own obfuscated code to replace its NT from VMS to what it has become today. My MS-DOS 5 Apache 1 server with the GUI Spectra is far more responsive for desktop publishing while actively serving webpages that people should be aware of the FUD coming out of modern Microsoft. They are pumping out more Operating Systems averting from scientific design towards the graces privies of a bastard legislature that there is no productive computing willingly fruiting from Microsoft to prove the subsistence and superior design to their prior titles. Microsoft yesterday is superior to Microsoft today. Hello, Micros~1 != Micros~2, and freeDOS just keeps getting better that a XVesa with multiple QEMU of freeDOS is becoming the better implementation of multitasking than XP or Vista.
Please don't leave me down here! Take me with you! Show me how to ascend unto the great trolls! The last of the beginning was Jesus the Christ, risen into heaven on a cloud; I plead unto the almight through his servants, that we needs the keys to the Troll Kingdom for your honours sake!
kicking down their down 10 minutes later
In soviet Finland, Goose-stepping geese Down you!
Talk about changing daily events into epic proportions, Linux has always been in the HPC category as long as you remove the GUI from the nodes. I can't stand it when some market'roid gets his rocks all hard and starts shooting his meatw-ads all over the intrablag tubespheres that he discovered somthing and is in-fact only reminding himself with a ploy. Quick, someone re-invent the mouse and keyboard: we'll call it, the in-humane input device. Wait, it's IO? Let me help everyone say it, introducing Master Necromancer: Dr. Orpheus (from Venture Brothers fame);
... Mo...Vista...!
[Orpheus]
What will we call these devices, you ask?
It will be, the Microsoft
[/Orpheus]
Imaginith'th Beowulfth Cluthter thuf thethe.
msdn.com
*GOATSE*
Police can't eat a doughnut and contemplate a subject without their glazed fingers contaminating the subject. Look at the O.J Simpson "murder" evidence collection, and that was the height of all preparedness. A career/Prophesional security guard told me that the industry has turned to shit. He said people that become police now-days are all "fuck-ups that don't want to work retail or manufacturing", and the same is to all the security-guard applicants he's screened in his business. He has his sidearm certifications and makes somthing like $110K a year actively patrolling a number of gated communities and apartments, with about 40 officers under his command.
http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/drugs/methamphetamine/
They teach you how to make it and what it would eventually transform you into the BEST(r) Halloween(tm) Costume(tm) evar! Too bad I don't participate.
Maria *Shivers* is not that bad. She may go the way of Syphillis Diller, but at least they'll never stop *pumping*her*up* with skin graphs.
The organic LED's are capable of animation. If anything, they are a capable drawing surface that could be mapped each to an X server itself
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Can you imagine:
Multiple-choice selections for a Quiz
Wack'a'mole
Memory
Wheel of Fortune
Fish Screensaver
All the things a Unix operating system would adapt onto, because you can!
Buy today!
Look!
Only, I think that wart on his parrot's ass just sprouted a complete body, and is standing behind him to laugh just as the velociraptors pounce.
I wonder if Microsoft sent him that plush penguin on the shelf back there.
And on a second thought, did Bonadeuce put it up there after you first tried to mail it to him in a portrait'd fanbag?
,.-~"`love`"~-., hot shit on a portrait of a celebrity -- especially handbags. Does anyone know when the Olsen twins are scheduled to ** get it on ** ??
I
1) Don't kiss men
2) Don't beat women
3) Don't get caught trying to patent soap, for which the public domain will pounce on you when you drop that patent.
Yes, there is always someone bigger than you.
IBM got lucky because Amazon's Gaydar was down, and therefore were able to sneak their squad of line dancers in the Amazon basement to tap-dance the patent pimps into fear just like a Pat Benatar scared away a pimp with a line-dance of whores shrugging their shoulders.
I'm The "Slashdot Troll", and am not a troll as much as that was not an anonymous comment.
I was walking about near a telephone booth, minding my business leaning against someone's car, when I happened to look inside the car window to find a "Free Car" sign with the keys in the Ignition Lock system and a Bill waiting for me to sign it. So naturally, because my job to post on Slashdot and submit trollish stories as "Roland Piquepaille" doesn't pay me much, I hopped in. Well, I was moving pretty quick to get back to the dumpster I sleep next to, when I realized that I have more than enough space to live in this here car now. I started to slow down to a more respectable speed after having thought about it, and then turned into an alley known for having some good trash. Just as I turned, I heard a "bloop bloop" and some annoying cowboy shining his brite-lights into my retinas causing me to adjust to the aritificial road conditions of blindness. I move to the left lane, and that hooded monkey moves to the left lane and continues to blind me. He then moves into the neutral/yellow-markered median between the two way street, moving parallel to me, and then makes a lane-change on me to force me into the right lane next over. I thought I was being hijacked!
I sped-up a little faster to get to the safety of a shopping center, but thankfully found a good and honourable police officer blocking the intersection in front of me with his gun drawn. I immediatly jumped out of my car and ran to the side of the road thinking they was aiming at the fellow who was trying to hijack me, and hid behind the fence there. Immediatly a couple police officers followed behind me also to jump behind the fence. I thought they were the courageous people as the D.A.R.E teachers taught, and here they were running with me. I yell back to them the assailant is back in that intersection, no need to run away. When the little one caught up to me after jumping the second fence, he tried to tackle me for no reason! I yelled to him that just because I was wearing a Spreewell jersey doesn't make me a NFL player. I broke from his hold just as I tripped into a toybox full of various balls. I thought these people were insane! They then tackled me, and wrapped my own *bling*bling* around my wrists until their line-backer "tubbies" could catch-up and use some handcuffs.
They carried me back to the intersection and expected me to confess to the re-arraingment of their crime-scene. I saw a car with a valid license-plate, with a "Free Car" sign forged to mimick my own hand-written block spelling, and removed the road-raging car of the hijacker with that of a black-and-white police car. It was absolute conspiracy to throw a respectable brotha' as myself in wit' the wors' of peoples in ja'ls. They then took some of my trash from my car, a VCR and some used needles I was gunna give to my diabetic friend so he doesn't need to pay for tho' expensiv' needles. They even took my glass-tube fly-trap I had hanged in the rear-view mirror next to the "CAN'T STOP" sticker. They opens the trunk and they even put a dead body in there, and tried to say I was the one that put her there and then they tried to lie and say that it was the owner of the car. I tol' 'em this was a Community Car, no different than a free bicycle, and that anyone that needed it could use it, but it was my turn and those police officers can take back their property stuff from my Community Car to try to plant bad evidence to evict me from a Community Car so they could put some lights and a spotlight on it for a police car.
fuc that,
yo' stupid motha'fucka's need a cap bust in yo' assets.
Anyways, think about yo homies out there. Peace love and share.
From yo' #20 of the West Side at Compton, Cali---
-Latrel
hat method is too steep(knowledge) and expensive(bandwidth-loss) to be a viable solution.
An inexpensive method that everyone can use is the one that I implemented... Use an old 10BaseT Network Adapter, preferably USB 1.0, and at Half Duplex, for those certain bandwidth-hogging programs to discretely direct their packets through and use. The separate 10BaseT adapter needs nothing special and is to co-exist as plugged-in to the same hub that the primary Network Adapter is using. Then with their routes decided other than the same used by Telnet and SSH, attach about 100 feet of CAT3 cable rolled in a giant loop just to make the data slow down for having to travel through all that extra wire with all the "loop" inductance. We're not done yet, make sure you use the opposite of ferrite cores, somthing effective as "Twisty Ties" or better is a common 150-watt Heat Lamp that would cause enough radiation onto the cable to slow down the data; this is so we can make the CAT3 very noisy to cause the Network Adapter to detect the errors at the Physical Layer (not the Link Layer) where it automatically re-sends packets without disturbing the Application with faulty data. The Application will only see a slow connection, and no bad data will return.
On-topic to the actual Article, I encrypt all my data in binary-text. I use this method all the time when surfing slashdot. I have a computer running a daemon at another side of the country that receives the text binary and then converts it to text text; all this looks like is an application sending text'coded binary, kind of like hiding messages in Spam eMail.
Enjoy.
What if I like went near one of them Nine Inch Nails, and inserted my rock-hard USB stick in one of the *RIGHT* entries? That would be more effective, except 9 out of 10 times you get a virus on it. I patented it first. The sound of leaking music in a restroom stanks of the drippy grid, if you ashk me.
Then with some crafty imagery, display some motion pictures of some people on the lawn doing some things, and have them flee from authority into a non-existant second or third trashcan/dumpster that the arriving agent can't seem to reason with the dispatcher/surveyor.
:-)
Then again, why waste the risky confiscation of a perfectly-good LCD monitor on the camera? More fun can be had on a remote-controlled micro-drone aircraft pointing a Kinetic-Energy gun at a camera to EMP fry the circuitry, or just use a paintball gun with napalm rounds and fire that happy tracer when the Camera is ready to burn with the fudge. I know someone who is working on a Walking Cane with some neet things, and he already has a Kinetic-Energy gun in his umbrella. This prison world is starting to look like fun for the Flunkies VS. Unemployed Flunkies.
They'ld sell even the broken wand...
That reminds me...why does everyone have Frodo's ring now? I thought I was the only one....