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Ignoring your sarcasm: 200k user id, when did you sign up for slashdot....? :) Very web-lazily, http://anti-slash.org/essays/uid_analysis/ , 700k in 2003, so you signed up (errm, when did I sign up?) around 2000? So as a 9ish-year old you were a slashdot prodigy? ^.^ (or using your daddy's account, heh)

The multiple posts about an external magazine review have been removed because discussing magazine articles is offtopic for a tech support board, just as discussing the latest Huffington Post article on Angelina Jolie is offtopic.

So, a magazine article about the iPhone is off-topic in a tech support board dedicated to the iPhone?

Are you saying this with a straight face?

http://anti-slash.org/ - how can this be off-topic in a Slashdot discussion?

Behold Anti-Slash, the jihad HQ for the holy war against the Slashdot hive-mind. See our extensive documented failures of Slashdot, and make today the last day of being a robot.

That shit is all you, John the Bartender Marriot. What's M$ paying you to stink up the place like that?

http://anti-slash.org/

I'd love to see you try that on your commute from Oakland to San Francisco (hint: One bridge near by).

Consider sacred jihand against slashdot's editors

Yes, there is a society of them: http://www.anti-slash.org/

THANK you, it's about time someone noticed. This story has been posted as a False Alarm at http://www.anti-slash.org/.

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

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Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

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Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

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*cough* http://forums.anti-slash.org/viewtopic.php?t=1324 *cough*

That got me thinking - if there are people who find trolling so important to them that they make a website out of it, then they've probably considered attacking Digg. So I went to their site, and did a forum search for "Digg". Lo and behold, the first item on the results was this. I'll let the rest of you figure out what to make of it.

Snotman wants evidence of social gaming. Evidence of past behavior abounds. First, let's reiterate the potential problem. From the Fine article:

Register them on Digg. Have them randomly digg 5 stories a day. Then scrape the top 100 users on Digg, and add them randomly across the 100 fake users. Simmer for a week or 3, and then *bam* - start reporting any story dugg by the top 100 users as inaccurate.

The ease of creating a botnet of Windoze machines eliminates all evidence. Instances of actually catching a company hired troll like Barkto are rare. Even obvious astroturf, like the M$ PR created Apple Switcher are hard to detect. If that's not proof enough for you that some dishonest companies are abusing the net for there advantage, I'm not sure what is. Oh yeah, you can look up the court proven public disinformation campaign against DRDOS by M$.

As for evidence of gaming sites like Slashdot, visit these these losers one day. Use a text browser and a condom or you might walk off with more than you want.

Yes, it's pathetic but people do that kind of thing.

An individual stocker (or cheer-squad) could be rounded up or curbed, but an unorganized, nation-wide mob can harbor any number of unhinged groups and factions could truly make life hell for someone.

You would be surprised at how many "nation-wide" mobs are nothing more than one asshole with a botnet. Witness anti-slash.org, a site founded by one person with the sole intent of harassing Slashdot and it's members. How many people do you think are stupid enough to waste their lives doing that? Yeah, they brag about their botnets.

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The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.

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Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.

"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."

The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.

About Anti-Slash:

Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org , a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

.________________________________________________.

Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.

"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."

The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.

About Anti-Slash:

Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

.________________________________________________.
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Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.

"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."

The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.

About Anti-Slash:

Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

.________________________________________________.
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I was able to repost your comment, almost verbatim, and get lots of karma. For myself and also on behalf of the anti-slash movement, thank you for your valuable contribution! Your efforts have helped further our efforts to disrupt Slashdot and make it as shitty as possible.

I was able to repost your comment, almost verbatim, and get lots of karma. For myself and also on behalf of the jihad, thank you for your valuable contribution! Your efforts have helped further our efforts to disrupt Slashdot and make it as shitty as possible.

I don't know about or care what this clown has said or done beside the current problem. He might be really funny, that's great and why he's one of the few granted a chunk of the country's precious and government limited broadcast spectrum. None of it make what he's doing right. In fact, his abuse of his privileged position makes it worse.

Yes, you can screw online polls and sources of information. If jerking people around is your thing, you might think it's funny. Most people don't enjoy being jerked around and most people outgrow the urge to do it. We can be sure that everyone but economic competitors will get over messing with Wikipedia. It's not really much more fun than screwing with books down at the local library. When the novelty of having such a resource wears off, vandalizing it will just look the waste of time and effort that it is.

Getting a little closer to home, Taco, how would you like it if the clown made fun of Slashdot next and advised his audience that they should join this small group of losers ? Yeah, that's what I thought. Fuck the haters.

I just wanted to shout out a great big “thank you to the people who wrote the following posts which served me as very effective karma whoring material. Keep up the good work, guys!

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191136&cid=157 14932
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191136&cid=157 14605
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191136&cid=157 14541
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191136&cid=157 14582
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191136&cid=157 14572
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191136&cid=157 14588

To the moderators, I would like to shout out an equally big “fuck you” for your miserable incompetence and neglegence which allowed me to get a bunch of cut-and-pasted comments raised to scores of four and five. You people are as dumb as a bag of hammers in a box of hair.

As for everyone else, Slashdot sucks. Do something about it.

Nice troll, but you might wish to be more careful about where you advertise it in the future.

linvir (henry@linuxvirus.net) said:

Perhaps Rob should run an editorial on antislash and give us some examples of complex queries that give interesting insults. I'm sure thousands and thousands of us would be interested in seeing the results, over and over again.

Are you actually admitting that CmdrTaco deliberately posts mean links to take down sites? Oh wait, that's what all Slashdot editors do!

You just n00bed all over yourself, Henry. You should get a towel.

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

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hey guys,

i'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here. so...bear with me!

i clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something...boy howdy was i in for a shock! i went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from slash-dot! 4 guys!

anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! i was like "what do you think about office? office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about xp that are cool too...." the first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid...blah blah blah, whatever...i figured "ok, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily." so guy number two and i are having dinner, and just as a test i bring up office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! it was like he was reading from a script! i'm thinking to myself "is everybody from slash-dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" i decided to do a bit of investigation.

i actually surfed over to slash-dot and read some of the articles...mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like i expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with anti-slash, some kind of anti-slash-dot website. i mailed him and was all "i so agree with you guys, look at what sheep these slash-dot people are!" he wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!...that is soooo the best kind of humor...but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend i'm supposed to meet him for dinner :) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, john!

anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out anti-slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!

ok see ya later,

cyndi

Awwww, the wittle bartender does not have enough mod points for his silly little "Jihad". Boo hoo, it makes your life so sad.

slashdot!

the only site that makes money by allowing subscribers to view stories before ddosing them!

slashdot's editors must be stopped. consider the jihad

Hi. I represent anti-slash. We have entered into sacred jihad against slashdot's editors to expose their censorship. We operate through informative posts such as this one and by trolling to discredit the site.

Consider the following evidence against the infidels: anti-slash (http://anti-slash.org/) has recently compiled a library of injustices that precisely document the abuses of slashdot's editors. From the stupidity to the censorship, you can view and share the facts all recorded in one place. Consider especially the case of the infamous slashdot troll investigation post.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to invite you to use the database tool. With this database of highly-moderated slashdot posts, you can repost and gain carma for future jihad operations, and suck up mod points and pollute the meta-moderation system. These disruptive activities help lower slashdot's already low signal-to-noise ratio and further discredit the editors.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Hi. I represent anti-slash. We have entered into sacred jihad against slashdot's editors to expose their censorship. We operate through informative posts such as this one and by trolling to discredit the site.

Consider the following evidence against the infidels: anti-slash (http://anti-slash.org/) has recently compiled a library of injustices that precisely document the abuses of slashdot's editors. From the stupidity to the censorship, you can view and share the facts all recorded in one place. Consider especially the case of the infamous slashdot troll investigation post.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to invite you to use the database tool. With this database of highly-moderated slashdot posts, you can repost and gain carma for future jihad operations, and suck up mod points and pollute the meta-moderation system. These disruptive activities help lower slashdot's already low signal-to-noise ratio and further discredit the editors.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Hi. I represent anti-slash. We have entered into sacred jihad against slashdot's editors to expose their censorship. We operate through informative posts such as this one and by trolling to discredit the site.

Consider the following evidence against the infidels: anti-slash (http://anti-slash.org/) has recently compiled a library of injustices that precisely document the abuses of slashdot's editors. From the stupidity to the censorship, you can view and share the facts all recorded in one place. Consider especially the case of the infamous slashdot troll investigation post.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to invite you to use the database tool. With this database of highly-moderated slashdot posts, you can repost and gain carma for future jihad operations, and suck up mod points and pollute the meta-moderation system. These disruptive activities help lower slashdot's already low signal-to-noise ratio and further discredit the editors.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Since they are looking for jihadis, maybe they should look here.

Read about other ethical transgressions here.

It is with great sadness that Anti-slash announces that slashdot has removed BSD from its side-bar. Slashdot's editors have once-again gone down the path of group-think and journalistic oblivion.

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It is with great sadness that Anti-slash announces that slashdot has removed BSD from its side-bar. Slashdot's editors have once-again gone down the path of group-think and journalistic oblivion.

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Look at the link on the submitter:

http://www.playfullyclever.com/

And then you'll see articles like this one:

"The Problem With Slashdot
Everyone seems to be bitching about Slashdot these days. Whether it's dupes, digg farming, **Beatles-Beatles spam, or even yours truly, everyone has something to whine about. The problem is that none of these things are really the problem (oops, that's a thinker, don't hurt yourself slashbots)...."

So it seems this guy is working in the spirit of http://anti-slash.org/ -- but even sneakier -- the guy gets a dupe posted, where it links to his "how to fix Slashdot" webpage.

What a PLAYFULLY CLEVER bastard!

Dude, when you're using Anti-Slash's Database Tool to rip comments, please remember to strip the second layer of [link references]. Otherwise everybody notices that you're plagiarizing and you ruin the game.

Hint: hit the "HTML" link on the right side to get text you can copy & paste easily. Just paste it in, post in mode "HTML Formatted", and you're good to go and you've avoided this problem.

Also note that you can "lock out" comments if you're logged in to Anti-Slash, so people can't just search the DB for Qtopia to see where you copied your comment from. (In this case, it wouldn't have helped, since I Googled first.)

Thanks for trying!

Most karma whores do it to build up a large number of accounts with excellent karma and mod points. If you do this enough you can create a web of accounts that mod each other up etc. Why people take the time to do this, I don't know [url]http://www.anti-slash.org/%5B/url%5D is a site dedicated to trolling slash dot, and "gaming" the moderation system. And in case you were wondering I've been at the cap for a very long time, so this doesn't count as whoring.

Yes, you did take Linus's quote out of context, because you forgot the bit at the end. His rib at Slashdot was half-serious at best.

As usual, you're 100% wrong. He ripped on Slashdot. Read the post yourself. The "bit at the end?" All he said was he still visits there sometimes. Give me a fucking break. He called Slashdot a public wanking session by misinformed people, and you can't refute that...it's what he said.

Linus isn't the only well-known OSS person to rip on Slashdot. Slashdot's actually gotten in trouble in the past for linking to FTPs and other sites without the owner's permission, like on the day of new distro releases, completely fucking over the FTP mirroring system on the release day. I could go on and on and on and on here with endless examples.

Listen, kiddo, you're the one trying to convince me (or now that I think of it, yourself) that this place sucks. For you to claim at the end that you "don't care" is what is known as a "dirty lie".

Once again, you have an inflated sense of self-importance. I'm not trying to convince you of squat. I don't give a shit, because you're a Slashbot. You're the one who keeps replying to me.

Yes, I know about Over/Under-rated, but they aren't abused to the extent that you think they are. Usually regular moderation fixes it, all over/under do is get you under the M2 radar (but not under the Editor's radar). Like I said, I read the context of posts in M2, including how they were modded, and I don't usually see over/under bombs on normally modded posts (even Troll/Flamebait).

A complete lie. Under/Overrated mods are abused CONSTANTLY. Entire websites are devoted to pointing out comments to mark up or down. My own account was modbombed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS, hence the -1 you see when I post (in a single week, I was at Excellent karma to Terrible karma). Users use scripts to watch a user's posting history page to see when it changes, then they use one of their high karma accounts with mod points to automatically mark you down. If you email Hemos or CmdrTaco about it, they will mention that they'll "look into it" then completely ignore you from then on.

You're incredibly naive. It's as though you had no idea just how bad Slashdot's system is. Well, people have been pointing all this out for YEARS.

I don't care about the damn la... geez, never mind, you're as dumb as a brick. You're leaving? Thank Christ. You were starting to piss me off. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

God, you're lame. Gee, I was starting to piss you off? How scary!! You completely ignored every single valid point and just dismissed them so you could defend this ridiculously crappy site. "Well, uh, I don't care about Clippy or moderation abuse. There! That disproves everything you said! I'm a tough guy, and don't hit your ass on the way out, huhuhuhuh!"

Idiot. Firing up the front page today, I see three more articles that were on Digg DAYS AGO. Already read, already discussed, and done with.

Hey everybody, jihadi_31337 here again. You may remember me posting from the Internet Measurment Conference earlier this week. I'm on a road trip for the weekened, and I'm at a friend's place. One of my favorite things about going to friends' places is that I can do a bunch of jihad posts and get their IP banned too :)

Ok, here we go. Thanks for reading the intro.

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

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Hey everybody, jihadi_31337 here again. You may remember me posting from the Internet Measurment Conference earlier this week. I'm on a road trip for the weekened, and I'm at a friend's place. One of my favorite things about going to friends' places is that I can do a bunch of jihad posts and get their IP banned too :)

Ok, here we go. Thanks for reading the intro.

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

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