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Wow - Dude get a clue

The price tag for Sealand is reported in the $1 billion range

Sorry

Because this is the CEO.

Dude,
First clone yerself off. Then make sure the "other" you is like indian or something so he won't want a lot of money. Then just have him come cover you when you need to check out. Just make sure he's smarter than this guy...

Also, from a technical perspective, aren't there concerns over how secure virtualized machines can be on 2004-era x86 machines?

• "We conclude that current VMM products for the Intel architecture should not be used as a secure virtual machine monitor.

• ... Slight modifications to the processor would significantly facilitate development of a highly secure Type I VMM."

Mini Solar System? My God! Does this mean mini-me is really an ALIEN?
I thought he looked a little different. I did not even know he had a green card.

And let's call the new Austin: Austin Powers!

http://www.austinpowers.com/minime/minime.htm

My prediction on the final and correct market cap for Google?

ONNNNEEEEE MILLLLLLIIOOOOOOON DOLLLLLLAAARRRRSSSSSS

I wonder if these spy movies (e.g., James Bond, Austin Powers, etc.) actually inspired Monolith company to make NOLF games. :)

I'm sure that Michael Myers would never do that. Well, hardly ever.

Hey, I don't want to have a clunky wristphone slowing me down!

Where is my waterproof, robust, bluetooth containing, Wifi internet searchable, buzzword compliant RingPhone(TM) with fold out 152 dpi 24 bit color screen?

Then I can make a call and look like Mini-Me !

All the other UK agents were named James Bond
to confuse the enemy but David Niven was the
real one, with Peter Sellers, Evelin Trimble-James Bond,
being the Card Playing James Bond. As you can guess i kinda liked that movie,
which is sort of a forerunner to Austin Powers in its Spoof
up James Bond style. Which reminds me i'm
looking forward to GoldMember.

Oooh, frisky are we?

The project is receiving unexpected economical support from this organization.

Oh no, baby... are you trying to tell me that all along you've been fembots? But that's just not groovy, baby!

(Translation: Click the link, Hemos. Or even just hold your mouse over it to see where it goes.)

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Does anyone else here think the guy who made these patents is a bit like Dr. Evil of Austin Powers fame? You can just imagine him now, putting his finger to his mouth and saying ...

I'm going to bring the internet to it's knees with my new marketing plan I'm going to call an "affiliate scheme"

Maybe he was frozen in time too like the most evil of doctors... :o)

"Why steal a trillion dollars ...
...when you can steal a billion?"

" There are no good guys or bad guys "

What about Dr.Evil?

Unless it't the austin powers web site. www.austinpowers.com

The thing that really annoyed me was how moronic the majority of the audience were. Did they not watch the credits of AP? Did they not think "gee, maybe they'll do the same thing?" I guess not. Everyone else stood up as soon as the credits started rolling and made like lemmings to the exits. The first bits of extra footage stopped them in their tracks, but they didn't bother to sit down. Idiots. So that ends, they start moving to the exit again. "Duh, that must be it, even though the text has moved over to the other side of the screen". Idiots, they actually seemed surprised when the second bit started. By the time all the credits had rolled by, there were 6 people left in the theatre, 4 of whom actually saw the last bit (the other two were making out in the back row).

Ob Spoiler: "I've made a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing. ... Augh!"