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Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage.

Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage

As is that stupid witch of a ref. Thank goodness Team Canada kicked some AmeriKKKan ass in Womyn's Hockey!

a beowulf cluster of anti hydrogens. Or even funnier These

Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but
of A F R I C A N lineage.

Nothing quite like current events though.

Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage.

Eat my ass

Depends. If you say something like "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these," you'll get smacked down. Nobody wants to imagine that.

The goat is back!

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "Richard Stallman On KDE/GNOME Cooperation". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "Excellent Hacks to the ReplayTV 4000". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "Peek-a-Boo(ty)". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "Self-Shredding E-Mail". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

And the GOATSE ...

http://www.goatse.cx

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "CIA & KGB Gadgets On Display". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Jon Katz

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "Science: Warming and Slowing the World". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from "A Timeline of the Future". Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from Ask Slashdot: Determining Color Difference Using the CIELAB Model?. Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from having sex with goats. Truly a internet icon. He will be missed :(

mozzarella ain't all that bad... a pizza without mozzarella well that would be like microsoft without the gates. or slashdot without the katz. wait.. on second thought...

the only other thing to consider before you commit to using mozzarella is some of the goat cheeses. they tend to be a little stinkier so they're not for everyone.

Seriously though.

Hey, wait a minute. All vegans are gay. Vegans say they don't eat meat, but we all know gays do, but to be vegan means you are gay, but you don't eat meat, but you're gay so you do eat meat. That must mean you are either lying or you're gay.

Oh, yeah, is that big ol' can o' beans how you got this way?

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from having sex with goats. Truly a internet icon.

He will be missed :(

Reports are that he died from complications resulting from having sex with goats. Truly a internet icon.

He will be missed :(

Look,we all know what sorts of *wind* can be produced. The question is, can it come from a gaping sphincter?

Here's a more in-depth overview here: here

He will be missed :(

The world famous goatse.cx guy was recently declared deceased both on Slashdot and K5, but now a research team that prefers to remain nameless has found that our favourite anus stretching hero is indeed still alive here.

The news have been received with overwhelming relief and joy in the open source community the symbol of which the stretched anus had become. Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds and Eric Raymond are preparing a joint statement and a press conference next week. Developing...

>a hard-link to offensive sites

You wouldn't mean sites like goatse.cx would you? (Don't click that link)

BTW: I'd be filtered for mentioning this was bad if you were in charge. Fortunately, you aren't.

>post length > x chars

Yeah, just what we need, more page widening posts!

*BSD is dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when last month IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

*BSD is dying

*BSD is dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when last month IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

*BSD is dying

Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage.

My anus has gone public, buy shares now! Only €1 per share!

Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage.

Voting on a story? You might not have noticed in your drugged up stupor, but this is not that Other Site

Moron.

2002-02-14 17:24:02 Texas A&M Clones a Cat (articles,news) (rejected)

Oh, I guess I did! Wow, and to think that I was actually hoping for consistency with the Slashdot editors. I guess that's too much to ask.

In response, please enjoy this goatse.cx link.

Fuck Slashdot.

My mother is Jewish, but I was not offended by his anti-Semitic remark. In fact, I was angered by your pointless poo-pooing of his post. I had delved into these -1 depths to find some good trolls. Instead, I encounter some dorkus malorkus who thinks s/he is accomplishing something by making a blatantly obvious moral statement. I have more to say on the subject, but as I tend to be long-winded I have posted my thoughts here

Touch my penis!

I don't love you Taco. I will never marry you! So long as there exists at least one other man on God's green earth! I'd have sex with the Goatsex man before I give my life to you!

Praise be to the black Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage.

Visit this site BSD is dying, linux sucks MS rules first post!

The proceedding message was just a test to see if I would be modded -1 troll!

Yes! No research paper is complete without reference to the goatse man.

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Christ was not of semetic descent, but of A F R I C A N lineage.

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Everyone who isnt republican should burn in hell...democrats rule, dude! lets be a democratic dude because its the cool thing to doooo duuuude!!!

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