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Slashdot is one of the few web sites I'd actually pay to read. Even if it still had (unobtrusive) ads after pay. Though I'd prefer that there were none if I pay. (Before you have a stroke and capitalize all your letters flaming: you'll note that you pay for Rolling Stone, and you still get ads. You pay for cable TV and you STILL get ads.)

Just like NPR, these people gotta make a living. Putting on the Slashdot show costs money. It's gotta come from somewhere. So we pay for a subscription. Big deal.

A lot of people here spend a lot of energy bitching about what they get for free. They bitch about Linux, They bitch about BSD. They bitch about Slashdot. Frankly, I'm sick of hearing it. I'm grateful for Linux, and being able to get an operating system for free. And I'm grateful for getting as much content (and don't forget slashcode!) and opinion as we get from Slashdot for free.

So basically, when it comes time to pay, I'll pony it up and hope Taco/Hemos/Cowboy Neal/etc. can take a nice vacation.

And if the $20.00 a year is so distasteful to you, you can always read this ad-free page.

WARNING: The parent post contains a link to goatsex! do not click on it!

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" One guy wrote that we should take all these Legos and build giant robots with which to attack Afghanastan. " -- Rob Malda, Founder of Slashdot, a "News for Nerds" website, in a NPR report on post WTC gen-X, 10/22/2001

I, for one, would like to take a moment to thank Rob for setting us "Nerds" back where we belong. Way to make us look like a bunch of childish tech-heads with no conception of the real world!


P.S. -- I love you, man!

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The only hole Taco cares about is this one.

why didnt that work
FIRE!!!

the link meta redirects you to goatse.cx. You have been warned.

It probably wouldn't fit up my ass. But it will fit up his ass

Is it short for lottery? I'm serious...

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Is it short for lottery? I'm serious...

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Not only is John Jones a deltic, he's also a fucking moron!

And insert small goatse.cx references throughout your segment. Try not to make it obvious, though!

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I like the way lil' boys feel!

Shit! M$ are planning to encrypt all data in the next version of NTFS, such that you have to upload data to an MS server to have it decrypted and read! This is awful, read more at Technology Online [techol.com]

Right here.

And now that I think about it, the judge, jury, and procecution team can all sit in there.

Apparently I came in late - but what's a Beowulf cluster?

And, once again, to beat the trolls to the punch, I've already found the one link over here.

Natalie Portman likes goat sex while pouring hot-grits down Cmdr. Taco's pants!

Have some Pist Frost you dumbass.

Idiot. That's the old giver.

This is the new giver.

Posted by timothy on Tuesday October 16, @07:31PM
from the largeness-of-cock dept.
Jeff Probst writes: "I was surfing through goatse.cx when I noticed this new giver. It made me fall off my chair laughing (people at work are wondering what could be so funny). But it's no joke. Apparently it's for the receiver." If this isn't real, why not? Something like this looks like a great idea to me.

Posted by timothy on Tuesday October 16, @07:31PM
from the largeness-of-cock dept.
Jeff Probst writes: "I was surfing through goatse.cx when I noticed this new giver. It made me fall off my chair laughing (people at work are wondering what could be so funny). But it's no joke. Apparently it's for the receiver." If this isn't real, why not? Something like this looks like a great idea to me.

Did someone say butt plug?
but plug-in software is cheaper

Oh never mind.

God, you really live up to your name.

I bet you think throbbing c0cks stuffed deep inside your rectum are great too.

And Germans as well known for enjoying anal sex, in particular, the gay kind. Just ask Freddie Mercury.

I hear Sir Elton knows a bit about this, too.

goatse

you are so stupid... you're feeding the troll... can't you see he's obviously trolling?

Try asking this guy.

Did you know that Zope runs on my ass?

Whoops, it looks like my ass is slashdotted already! You can find a much better ass here. Man, my ass is sore!

What is this ITS of which you speak? I quickly checked Google but failed to find any relevant information.

Please supply me with copious amounts of links!

Anonymous Coward is a raging homosexual, as can clearly be seen from his enormous asshole. Please suck his cock accordingly.

Just one.

like the goatse man's?

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Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

gets Slashdotted.

Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

gets Slashdotted.

Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

gets Slashdotted.

Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

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Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

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Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

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Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

gets Slashdotted.

Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.

Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.

While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.

Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.

Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.

What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.

kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.

The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.

This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture

Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.

kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.

Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.

kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."

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