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No.... this guy is bummed!

there have been atleast 9 billion Goatse troll posts on /.

beat that

w00t!! lol!!

Get a little goatse in ya on this gloomy Monday morning.

developers, plug your holes

no, here is a hole!

BONUS: Try the Bluetooth pic-swap-game! The rules are simple. Be sure to have a cool picture of yourself on your fancy-schmancy phone. Nudeness optional, but recommended. Keep Bluetooth enabled on the phone (Notice how this does not drain your batteries like you were jump-starting an F-16) When bored, search for other phones in public places. When you finde a phone, transmit the picture and it will pop up like a message on the other phone. If the other person is cool and tech-savvy like you, (s)he will transmit a pic back. Yay!

1. Petrified Natalie Portman
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3. Profit!

I'm thinking that searching on Google might bring up different results for "brown orifice", of the click-here-its-goatse kind...

You could remote popup an image viewer with the goatse.cx guy. I'm sure that'd tickle her asshole.

Which Also features end to end encryption

That ASCII anus WAS SCO's cre\ation!

Thats the second shameless plug I've seen for your company. Our company does it much here. ;o)

Yes. Just stare into this for eight hours a day, and you will know what it's like to run Linux.

Speaking of scale models, here is a fine model of Uranus.

that's pretty amazing. i was very impressed by what he did. actually, a friend of mine did a similar project, however he had a little bit more open space to work with. still, overall, compliments to the chef.

I discovered a wide hole, and there it is published

Uranus is pretty large!

For some people, a macrochip would be more appropriate.

You dirty rice burning hippie. Go choke on your mother's cock. Ricer. Dirty, dirty ricer.

Nintendo should put this crack down on european importers.

I believe this is the ANALog hole to end all anaLOG holes.

you could almost say that history is repeating itself.

I mean, here you have Edison, circa 1900; and miss rosen (whom I am 95% certain is sdem) today.

You can barely tell them apart!

No. You fail it. You did not get the first post. You suck.

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use the TV Broadcast Spectrum to broadcast goatse.cx

But then I remembered that the slashdot editors are far too professional and meticulous to be trolled.

Salve - "An analgesic or medicinal ointment."

And we all know where on the slaves that salve will be applied.

Yes, this is why dogs deserve to go to heaven., May 21, 2003
Reviewer: Barbara Jackson (see more about me) from Pawnee City, NE USA
Dog lover might be an understatement for my fascination with this species but this book only reinforces my tenuous claim to sanity in light of the fact that seven dogs currently live with me. The fact that we can trust these animals with our confidences and emotional turmoil much more than most of our human companions is substatiated in Katz' writings about dogs. They are trusting and loving to a fault and yet do demand a commitment from us that far too many people do not take seriously. Thus we hear, "It's only a dog." The lessons learned by children and adults from dogs are important and should not be ignored or downplayed by the,"only a dog" remark. They too love, feel pain and joy, and suffer many of the travails of their human counterparts. For many children, coping with the loss of their dog is the first experience of death. A dog may also be their biggest source of comfort in the loss of another family member. The importance of this partnership should never be downplayed and Katz treats this with respect and brings it to light especially for those poor "dogless" people.

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I hope the first pictures back from Mars, on live TV, are pictures of a giant, yawning goatse anus. How great would that be?

Don't dig too deep

Sorry, I fought with my subconscience and lost.

DrTaco didn't explain his vote.

Yes, we here at Goatse Labs (not affiliated with goatse.cx [goatse.cx]) declare that our slashdot goatse project is a success.

Here is a list, in no particular order, of our successful slashdot posts:

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Cilck [slashdot.org]

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What we found most interesting was our log files.
During the month of May, we found hits from a federal court, someone in the Pentagon, and many others. You may view the log analyzer here

Like Lord Goatse

Fondle this FondleBoy. This should not have been moderated up since it's just a fucking quote from a stupid irrelevant movie. While it does apply the correct sentiment, it's a ridiculous fanboy approach that is just embarrasing as hell. I'll bet you the poster weighs 300 pounds, has an acne problem, wears glasses and goes to comic book conventions. He is probably also very conceited in his views, much like the comic book guy on the Simpsons. Please... DON'T try and represent those of us that prefer to avoid Microsoft products. You give us a bad name you trouser snake.

What the fuck is happening here ?
Why is the title bar red ?
Is it because it comes straight out of Taco's ass ?

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Actually, this is goatse.cx in ASCII:

http://goatse.cx/contrib.html

Hey, I've been a member of Slashdot for years (check my number) and this is my first post ever! =)

What is more pathetic? The people who reload again and again when they see "The next story is being prepared! Beat the rush and subscribe!" or whatever that money begging link says and posting trolls, crapfloods and generally being lighthearted or are the mods who wait with frothing mouths and baited breath because THEY FINALLY ACQUIRED MOD POINTS and immediately mod down the trolls?
I have to say the mods.
Who are the trolls truly hurting? Since when has there been an worthwhile, on-topic thread that didn't take itself so seriously that anyone who dares question the herd isn't immediately lambasted and shunned like so many Amish.
So you saw Goatse again. Who hasn't? Such images should be old hat to you four and five digit slashdotters yet they get modded into oblivion by you self-styled police living your lives of quiet desperation, living with your parents at the age of forty, beating off to camgirls and still never getting any tail.
Shame on you, slashdot.
Shame on you.

I'm going to this one online school. It's case based study. The professors (who go by code names of taco and cowboy) seem to constantly have spelling mistakes in their assignments. Not that it matters, as most of the students simply respond to the public discussion forum without having ever read the assignment.

But it's not all bad. I am learning a lot. In fact, perhaps a bit too much.

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I have an idea.... credit cards and driver's licenses should feature a picture of the person's strtched anus, ala goatse

Do you still think it's wrong that not all ideas are distributed?

I like chocolate

Enjoy,
W00t

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Yes, we here at Goatse Labs (not affiliated with goatse.cx) declare that our slashdot goatse project is a success.

Here is a list, in no particular order, of our successful slashdot posts:

Click

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What we found most interesting was our log files.
During the month of May, we found hits from a federal court, someone in the Pentagon, and many others. You may view the log analyzer here

I bet this guy is happy to see you!

It would have been more exciting if you linked to it, so newbies would know what you're talking about.

You know, you could use the preview button, here's your link http://www.goatse.cx

Look, faggot, stop banning people from your fucking lousy ass channel on EFnet. Let people talk about calculators in #ti. Grow up and get a fucking life. You don't have to ban every fucking person who wants to talk about calculators or that has a question. Just because your butt buddy, nickd, doesn't like ticalc.org anymore doesn't mean you have to fucking ban people for talking about calculators. Now get busy sucking on my dick, you piece of shit.

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