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  1. A Different Kind Of Goat Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on PINE Releases 4.50

    A Different Kind Of Goat Sex

  2. What about my anus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Star Trek Nemesis Preview Online

    "We scientists got tired of those juvinile jokes, so in 2025, we changed the planet's name to Urectum."


    Why is the Enterprize like toilet paper?

  3. fp by u-238 · · Score: -1 · on Amateur Hackers of Astronomy

    ur mom sux so check me out

  4. Re:blocking all spam isn't the only alternative by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1 · on The Measured Effectiveness of Blocking Asian Spam

    Wow, I must say I'm honored. I've been out of town, or I would've seen this earlier.

    Unfortunately, it appears that the /. editors have further limited my posting abilities while I was away to some unspecified number that's less than 2 per day :-(

    Anyway, here's something for anyone who reads really old articles about spam:

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

  5. Re:Sound of one hand clapping by stevejsmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic · on SGI NUMAflex Linux System On Display @ SC2002

    Well, let's do a test:
    asdf
    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    Now which one made you wish you had mod points more?

  6. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  7. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  8. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  9. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  10. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  11. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  12. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  13. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  14. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  15. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  16. Roll your own! by tps12 · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fast-Moving Black Hole
    Many people turn to Slashdot for reliable goatse links, and most of them never have a need to change this behavior. 99% of the time, Slashdot gets you where you need to go with a simple click of your mouse.

    But what happens when Slashdot fails to deliver? Then, my friend, it's time to plunge into the depths of HTML and "roll your own."

    Now you're probably thinking, "I could never do that...I'm just a stupid slashbot! Shouldn't I leave this to the professionals?" And I'm here to tell you that you can make your own goatse links for half the price of the ones you get here on Slashdot and at other premium websites.

    Here's what you do.
    1. Go to any story on Slashdot, and click the "Reply" button.
    2. Type your comment into the box as usual, but don't submit yet!
    3. Locate the phrase that you wish to goatsify; it can be someone's name (Linus Torvalds), the name of a website or company (Apple Computer), an apt phrase from the story (black hole), or really anything else...let your imagination run wild!
    4. Now that you know where you want to put the goatse link, you just need to paste in some HTML. This is easier than it sounds.

      1. Position your cursor directly before the first character in the phrase you want to link to goatse, and type or paste "<a href=http://goatse.cx>" (without the quotes.
      2. Now move your cursor to just after the last character in the phrase, and type or paste "</a>".

    5. Click "Submit."
    6. If all went as planned, you should see your now-posted comment, complete with functional goatse link. You know where to click.
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!
  17. A link to a working exploit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny · on Controversy Surrounds Huge IE Hole

    here

  18. Re:What does BSD stand for?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on FreeBSD 5.0 Developer Preview #2

    It is well known that BSD stands for Big Swinging Dick.

  19. Re:whitelist vs whitelist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Email (As We Know It) Doomed?

    What about a Brownlist Box?

  20. Floodgates...ahhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on GPL Linux Driver For The Synaptics cPad

    This story sure didn't open the floodgates of comments, but I just opened my ass cheeks (_*_) and released a flood of heady and aromatic phartschtink. And who doesn't love taking a deep lungful of their own phartschtink?

    --
    "Bend up, and smell my anal vapor." - El Duce

  21. Re:Imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Bradley Trainer Support in MAME 0.62

    1. Natalie Portman.
    2. ???
    3. HOT GRITS!

  22. Yeah, what happened was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Real PDA Wristwatch

    this happened.

  23. Your mom up the ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Real PDA Wristwatch


    * J i m N o r t o n * F u c k s * A s s ! F a g *
    Jcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cJ
    ic/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cci
    m|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc cccm
    *|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccc*
    N`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccN
    oc\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccco
    rcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccr
    tccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccct
    occcc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|cccco
    ncccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc cn
    *ccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c c*
    Fccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/Norton\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c cB
    ucccccc/c/\|cccC_____)Fucks *|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccccl
    cccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ASS __/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
    kccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\____ _____//c(__/ccccccc|ccw
    scccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`--- -ccc--'ccccccccccccc|ccs
    *cccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
    Accc|cccccccccccccc/ccc c|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|cG
    sccc|ccccccccccccc|ccc c/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|co
    sccc|cccccccccc/c/ccc c|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|a
    *ccc|ccccccccc/c/ccc ccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|t
    ccc|ccccccccccc/ccc ccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|s
    ccc|cccccccccc|ccc cccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|*
    * J i m * N o r t o n * SUCKS Fucking Choad * Fag

  24. Re:Tsarkon WARNS: Eugenia is a Fat Fucking Pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Mesa 5.0 Released
    Someone please, please mod the parent, Jim Norton, down. He is the perpetrator of rude attacks on other people's parents. He is rude and vile, and serves on as a detriment to the Slasdotting public. I implore that justice be served. And now for a taste of my own vigilante rhetoric.

    No shit we aren't talking about my ma, you fucking ass fuck. We aren't talking about my mom, and speaking of yours, you don't have one! You have 2 dads and chemistry set you slimy fucking slimy product of a genetic quagmire made of detritus, baby batter and ass juice. We are talking about the object of your lust, fat Eugenia pig. You mother fucking cunt. Your shit ass replies and garbage rhetoric serves as a testament to your zealous fuck obsession. You invertebrate mother fucking cretin. You fucking son of a Petri dish piece of shit.



    You are fat, sexless, ugly, stupid, probably a Mac using god damn mother fuck. you cant afford real equipment and probably use IDE, you are living in your parents basement a subsidized loser. you are a fucking poor, fat, adult friend finder online dater mail a bride ass fucking pig.



    You NORTON, are a cunt casket mother fucking shit faced bastard anus licking bitch.



    I'd love to see your scrawny puke ass in a bar and watch the ladies pass you up, and you would go home to your saran wrapped keyboard and your shrine to Sarah Michelle Gellar and rub one off in her honor.



    Now, take your fat ass cheeks, drape the side of your toilet bowl, and shit your fucking brains out you god damn fuckhead.


    * J i m N o r t o n * F u c k s * A s s ! F a g *
    Jcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cJ
    ic/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cci
    m|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc cccm
    *|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccc*
    N`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccN
    oc\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccco
    rcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccr
    tccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccct
    occcc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|cccco
    ncccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc cn
    *ccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c c*
    Fccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/Norton\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c cB
    ucccccc/c/\|cccC_____)Fucks *|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccccl
    cccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ASS __/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
    kccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\____ _____//c(__/ccccccc|ccw
    scccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`--- -ccc--'ccccccccccccc|ccs
    *cccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
    Accc|cccccccccccccc/ccc c|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|cG
    sccc|ccccccccccccc|ccc c/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|co
    sccc|cccccccccc/c/ccc c|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|a
    *ccc|ccccccccc/c/ccc ccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|t
    ccc|ccccccccccc/ccc ccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|s
    ccc|cccccccccc|ccc cccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|*
    * J i m * N o r t o n * SUCKS Fucking Choad * Fag
  25. Re:Tsarkon WARNS: Eugenia is a Fat Fucking Pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Mesa 5.0 Released
    No shit you fucking ass fuck. We aren't about my mom, and speaking of yours, you don't have one, you have 2 dads and chemistry set. Talking about the object of your lust, fat Eugenia pig. You mother fucking cunt. your shit ass replies and garbage rhetoric serves as a testament to your zealous fuck obsession.

    You are fat, sexless, ugly, stupid, probably a Mac using god damn mother fuck. you cant afford real equipment and probably use IDE, you are living in your parents basement a subsidized loser. you are a fucking poor, fat, adult friend finder online dater mail a bride ass fucking pig.

    you NORTON, are a cunt casket mother fucking shit faced bastard anus licking bitch.

    I'd love to see your scrawny puke ass in a bar and watch the ladies pass you up, and you would go home to your saran wrapped keyboard and your shrine to Sarah Michelle Gellar and rub one off in her honor.

    Now, take your fat ass cheeks, drape the side of your toilet bowl, and shit your fucking brains out you god damn fuckhead.


    * J i m N o r t o n * F u c k s * A s s ! F a g *
    Jcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cJ
    ic/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cci
    m|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc cccm
    *|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccc*
    N`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccN
    oc\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccco
    rcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccr
    tccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccct
    occcc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|cccco
    ncccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc cn
    *ccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c c*
    Fccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/Norton\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c cB
    ucccccc/c/\|cccC_____)Fucks *|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccccl
    cccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ASS __/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
    kccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\____ _____//c(__/ccccccc|ccw
    scccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`--- -ccc--'ccccccccccccc|ccs
    *cccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
    Accc|cccccccccccccc/ccc c|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|cG
    sccc|ccccccccccccc|ccc c/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|co
    sccc|cccccccccc/c/ccc c|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|a
    *ccc|ccccccccc/c/ccc ccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|t
    ccc|ccccccccccc/ccc ccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|s
    ccc|cccccccccc|ccc cccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|*
    * J i m * N o r t o n * SUCKS Fucking Choad * Fag
  26. Re:fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Ants Invade iBook

    That's ok, I e-mailed them a picture of your mother's face.

  27. Bro? Manzier? by Minn_Kota_Marine · · Score: 0, Troll · on Ask William Shatner

    Are you a fan of goatse?

    His site is something everyone should experience at least once. It kind of makes me want to eat more beef. How about you?

  28. Bro? Manzier? by Minn_Kota_Marine · · Score: 0, Troll · on Ask William Shatner

    Are you a fan of goatse?

    His site is something everyone should experience at least once. It kind of makes me want to eat more beef. How about you?

  29. Spam and goatse.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Ask William Shatner

    Mr. Shatner, I always imagine why all the science fiction stuff neglect completely the actual future we're preparing for ourselves. In the real future, *everything* will link to goatse.cx, and all the marketing campaigns will be made by using some sort of spam. What do you think about this? Have you ever thought that instead doing intergalatic exploration, we would need to fight each other to avoid looking at disgraced content?

  30. Dude! You're getting a DELL!!! ;)~~~~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Dell Handhelds Released

    bend over and coff.

  31. Re:traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Grand Tour: the Story of a Penguin and a Red Fedora

    you need this, you fag.

  32. hick.org 5.0 Released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Mesa 5.0 Released

    and it implements the latest Goatse specs.

  33. tsarkon reports HOMOS and FAT PIG have ANAL SECHS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Mesa 5.0 Released
    What the fuck is this new string of bullshit? Fucking Homos the assfuck editor reposting Eugenia Fat Fucking Pig Loli's crap?

    Slashdot. Not just reposting anymore. Reposting what other people repost.

    This is fucking trash. This is a mobocratic merit less fuckin grandiose high school project.

    What a fucking lame bunch of fucks. You know when this dump finally folds none of these "editor" pukes would be touched by a 50 ft. pole by any institution of journalism.

    Fuckin lame.

    * H O M O S * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
    HcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccH
    O /ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccccO
    M|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccccccM
    O|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cccccO
    S`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccS
    *c\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccc*
    fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
    uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
    ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
    kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__;cc\ccc|cccck
    sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____;cc|cc/ccccs
    *ccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____;cc|_/ccccc*
    bcccccc/c/\|cccC____ HOMOS* Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
    ccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
    tccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccc
    tcccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cck
    hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
    lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
    eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
    !ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
    !cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
    !cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
    * H O M O S * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

  34. tsarkon reports homos is a fucking fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1 · on Making Mac OS X Work Like X Windows?
    What the fuck is this new string of bullshit? Fucking Homos the assfuck editor reposting Eugenia Fat Fucking Pig Loli's crap?

    Slashdot. Not just reposting anymore. Reposting what other people repost.

    This is fucking trash. This is a mobocratic merit less fuckin grandiose high school project.

    What a fucking lame bunch of fucks. You know when this dump finally folds none of these "editor" pukes would be touched by a 50 ft. pole by any institution of journalism.

    Fuckin lame.

    * H O M O S * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
    HcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccH
    O /ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccccO
    M|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccccccM
    O|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cccccO
    S`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccS
    *c\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccc*
    fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
    uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
    ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
    kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__;cc\ccc|cccck
    sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____;cc|cc/ccccs
    *ccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____;cc|_/ccccc*
    bcccccc/c/\|cccC____ HOMOS* Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
    ccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
    tccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccc
    tcccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cck
    hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
    lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
    eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
    !ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
    !cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
    !cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
    * H O M O S * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

  35. Hide yer nutz.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Bobby Fischer FBI Files Released Under FOIA

    The fucken Philadelphia Inquirer can suck nuts out of a squirrel's asshole.

    Nignig Post!!

  36. So you're the server ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Due Diligence?

    ... that keeps probing my asshole!!

  37. Re:fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Ants Invade iBook

    Hey you American! You are an asshole!

  38. Re:Look people, it is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on The PC Display has Left the Building

    No, because it's built on 802.11b, dumbass.

    Could you buy yourself a frickin clue, you fucktard? Thanks for bringing down the average intelligence (not IQ! hah, that's always at 100 suckahs!) of the human population.

    Hmm, maybe I'll be nice to you. Here's a place where you could find some help.

  39. tsarkon reports: guspaz fucks manpussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on picoGUI: An X Alternative?
    * g u s p a z . * F u c k s . c . A S S . c c c *
    GcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccG
    Uc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccccU
    S|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccccccS
    P|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cccccP
    A`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccA
    Zc\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:ccccZ
    *cc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|cccc*
    Sccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccccL
    Ucccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccI
    Ccccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccccC
    Kccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccccK
    Sccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/Guspaz\c(_____>cc|_/cccccS
    *cccccc/c/\|cccC_____)_Fucks_|cc(___>ccc/cc\cccc*
    Fccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ASS _/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cccM
    Accccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccA
    Tcccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|ccN
    *cccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cC
    Cccc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|cH
    Occc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|cO
    Cccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|A
    Kccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|D
    ccc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|c
    ccc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|c
    c g u s p a z . . F u c k s . c . A S S c c c c c
    Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking
    GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt.
    Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking.
    Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP.
    Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got.
    WOOP WOOP

    The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle!
    1. Should we fly up his ass to hide?

    NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69!
    FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space.
    Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker.
    FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
  40. Re:Cute title but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Fun With Wine


    It's better than "Fun With Wine".

  41. Re:Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks romance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on EU Considering Another MS Antitrust Suit

    Hi!

    cum check out my pic: click here

  42. More useful links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Reverse Engineering Win32 Trojans on Linux

    http://goatse.cx
    http://pub56.ezboard.com/btrolltalk

  43. While this may be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Registered Traveler ID Initiative

    it is also true that too many links makes text unreadable.

  44. Re:Michael on censorware: I will squat on your dom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Microsoft on Security: We'll Break Your Apps

    DON'T TEMPT ME YOU GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH!!! You DON'T know the level of instability you're dealing with here! Fucking post a public apology asswipe!!! NOW!!! If you don't, then that's further proof of how much of a goddamned, no good, spineless, shit-for-brains, mutha-lovin', yellow rat bastard, cocksucker that you really are! You bragged about what you're doing and your friends gave you away. So I know who you are. Don't worry... When I get through with you... You know the "Z Zs"? On BOTH cheeks you'll have em!!! Mother fucker!

  45. Re:Uhhh...michael, did you even read the bill? by Sexc0w · · Score: 1 · on Senate Approves Censored .kids.us Domain

    Dear Parent,

    This message is to notify you that your child attempted to navigate to a site outside of the kids.us domain on 11/15/02 at 9:22:05 AM CST.

    Please navigate to the site using the link below and thoroughly review all of it's contents, so that you may be fully aware of your child's internet browsing habits.

    http://goatse.cx

  46. Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Senate Approves Censored .kids.us Domain

    What measurements are there to ensure that these domains go to the right people? What if someone gets a .kids.us domain redirected to, for example, this place? Maybe you could even set up a kids portal where all the links point to pornographic sites. You could argue that since the links point to sites external to your own you are not responsible for their content. Besides, who the fuck wants to talk about the .kids.us bubble?

  47. YOU FAIL IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on FTC Sues Six in Spam E-Mail Round-Up
    Indeed it does, however, THIS IS NOT THE FOURTH POST! This means that, like the prosecuted spammers in the article, you are a FAILURE! Thats right, you have FAILED AGAIN!


    YOU FAIL IT!


    You are receiving this email because you registered to receive failure announcements from one of our marketing partners. If you would prefer not to receive future announcements, click here.

  48. Re:Overclock it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Intel Releases "Fastest Chip Ever"

    Over cocking someones ass could have terrible effects

    Oh you said over clocking, I don't know ethier.

  49. Excellent! by grub · · Score: -1, Troll · on W3C Policy To Favor Royalty-Free Patents Only


    I'd hate to pay a small royalty every time I visited my favourite website!

    ;)

  50. Re:And identical twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Using Your Own Name May Be Infringement, Part 2

    yeah but think how much easier it'd be to obfuscate links to goatse.cx