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  1. Re:Better Poll by limekiller4 · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Newsflash: Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft
    How on earth did I get modded down as a 'troll' asking this this question in response to this kind of story? I realize that OS-baiting is the canonical troll, but the post is about cross-OS perception.

    It's funny -- I'd like to take some comfort in the response to my posts this week:

    Sunday December 01, @06:52PM (Replies:3; Score:5, Insightful)
    Saturday November 30, @03:25PM (Replies:5; Score:5, Informative)
    Thursday November 28, @01:38PM (Replies:2; Score:4, Insightful)
    Thursday November 28, @01:01PM (Replies:1; Score:4, Interesting)
    Thursday November 28, @12:01PM (Replies:3; Score:5, Insightful)
    Wednesday November 27, @10:09PM (Score:5, Funny)
    Wednesday November 27, @08:00PM (Replies:2; Score:5, Funny)

    ...but how can I take any sort of pride in these when it is clear that the moderators are gits? I have to assume that my positively-moderated posts are just as cluelessly viewed as the negatively-moderated ones if I'm going to be consistent, don't I?

    Oh, foo. And I was all stoked, too.

    Note to world: Stop worrying about your fucking karma score. Just write. Think I'm disingenous?

    HEY MODERATORS! GOATSE.CX. Please mod this post down.

    You are not your fucking karma score. This perception is why Slashdot is largely viewed as a bunch of self-important blowhards. Maybe I can get a "-1, Flame" for that line alone.

  2. FIRST by Adolf+Hitroll · · Score: -1 · on Shapes of Time

    GOATSE!

  3. nuclear waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Transrapid (MagLev) Test Successful In China: 405

    "And eventually they could send nuclear waste to other planets.. lets say jupiter or saturn... "

    You neglected to mention the obvious planet to send nuclear waste to!

  4. Re:Yo mama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on What Makes Great Science Fiction?

    Here is a FINE example of yo' mamma's sci-fi.

  5. You are an idiot. by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 3, Funny · on Molecular Photography

    if you want some details on how it's done, read my other post.

    Um... the other posts by username "Anonymous Coward" all involve a website called goatse, whatever that is.

  6. Re:What is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Legodeath - Twisted Lego Constructs

    Did she look like this afterward?

    Maybe programmers truly are cold people

    Yes we are.

  7. Re:I Think You Mean Trite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Review: Solaris

    Stick your tongue in this, please.

  8. Mirror of article below by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Palm OS Powered Tattooing Robot Debuts in Vienna

    It seems the servers are running slow. Perhaps they're IIS? :P

    An Austrian electrician has invented the world's first tattooing robot.

    Niki Passath, 25, has unveiled his creation, which he calls Freddy, at a hi-tech fair in Vienna.

    He has been left with some permanent reminders of the project with some erratic early tattooing attempts.

    Mr Passath said: "It was a hard job because the only person I could test it on was myself which was painful but a good incentive to get it right as soon as possible.

    "He's an artist of course so he always decides what design the person is going to get, they can't choose. But I haven't had any complaints yet."

    Freddy's computerised brain has a complicated programme for creating the designs that are constantly being improved and redesigned before being etched forever and for free on the bodies of volunteers at the trade fair.

    Walter Franzl who had a tattoo on his back said: "It's not my first tattoo but it was really not painful at all, I'd come back and it's good to know my design is unique."

    Story filed: 10:51 Friday 29th November 2002

  9. What would you use an observatory for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on National Virtual Observatory

    I'd look into Black Holes

  10. fuck you bitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Star Control 2 Released Under the GPL

    fuck you bitches!! goatse.cx! LOLOLOLOL! niggers fuck you all motherfuckers suck my dick and fucking like it bitches moderators suck donkey dick! ROFFLE! lolololololololololol! YUO = FAGOT!

  11. Re:Does it mean Mozilla can't open certain sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on DHTML Bug Found in Mozilla 1.2

    What is this... HETEROSEXUALITY that you dare corrupt us Lunix Lad-Lovers with?

    We demand RIPPED OPEN MAN ANUS for all our masturbatory needs!

    - Hemos

  12. Feature request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Linux Kernel 2.2.23 Released

    Get rid of that stupid penguin that shows up on boot up and replace it with This

  13. Re:Get MS Internet Explorer 6.0 SP1 by The+Trolling+Troller · · Score: -1 · on DHTML Bug Found in Mozilla 1.2

    IE won't solve anything! As for that gaping hole they left in the new IE and Outlook.....fuck you Billy!

  14. Re:big freaking surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Software Choice Group Tells DOD Not to Use Open Source
    Someone please, please mod the parent, Jim Norton, down. He is the perpetrator of rude attacks on other people's parents. He is rude and vile, and serves on as a detriment to the Slasdotting public. I implore that justice be served. And now for a taste of my own vigilante rhetoric.
    No shit we aren't talking about my ma, you fucking ass fuck. We aren't talking about my mom, and speaking of yours, you don't have one! You have 2 dads and chemistry set you slimy fucking slimy product of a genetic quagmire made of detritus, baby batter and ass juice. We are talking about the object of your lust, fat Eugenia pig. You mother fucking cunt. Your shit ass replies and garbage rhetoric serves as a testament to your zealous fuck obsession. You invertebrate mother fucking cretin. You fucking son of a Petri dish piece of shit.
    You are fat, sexless, ugly, stupid, probably a Mac using god damn mother fuck. you cant afford real equipment and probably use IDE, you are living in your parents basement a subsidized loser. you are a fucking poor, fat, adult friend finder online dater mail a bride ass fucking pig.

    You NORTON, are a cunt casket mother fucking shit faced bastard anus licking bitch.
    I'd love to see your scrawny puke ass in a bar and watch the ladies pass you up, and you would go home to your saran wrapped keyboard and your shrine to Sarah Michelle Gellar and rub one off in her honor.
    Now, take your fat ass cheeks, drape the side of your toilet bowl, and shit your fucking brains out you god damn fuckhead.

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  15. Read This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Cringely on P2P

    TROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I only read the troll posts as well

  16. Re:Why dont we just call it ALL windows... by Mechanik · · Score: 2, Funny · on MS Asking Makers of 'Windows' Software To Rename

    The problem is that the word 'Windows' can be used for those transparent panes of glass. I suggest we rename them to "Gates Holes" as in The microsoft building has HUGE Gates Holes.

    Then people will think Bill Gates is the goatse.cx guy, and we'll all be sued for libel.

    Mechanik

  17. Re:I can't find it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Linux Kernel 2.4.20 Released

    oh, there is a development realease of the win32 version of linux. It's based off the 2.5 series kernel. here is a link for you: win32 linux

  18. Why cant KDE 3.1 come out already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on When Personalization Runs Amuck

    I tried RC3 and I WANT IT SO BADLY i give my face away to replace his ass!

  19. Leet by grub · · Score: 0, Troll · on Face Transplants On The Way


    The story is indeed a repeat but I was thinking of how cool it would be to get the goaste.cx guy's backside transplanted on someone face. Wee slits for eyes, that revolting, gaping maw...

    Oh well, don't smoke my karma too badly. After all, the story is a repeat. ;)

  20. Re:The real challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Relativity Finally Meets Quantum Theory?

    Stephen Hawkings like to take it in the butt.

  21. Re:Thank God for Opera. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Slashback: Panama, Leeches, Comeuppance

    Talk about open asshole for raping...

    The one time that it's appropriate and you forgot to post the link! Here try this:

    Talk about open asshole for raping...

  22. caliphate of death clitoris chopper death killer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on An Alternative Look for KDE
    CLITORIS CHOPPERS. Hi there you fucking Islamic career clerics, doctors of death, Waffen Schutzstaffel doctor Josef Mengele is a patron saint compared to you fucking ragheads. You suck. You aide and abet terror and death. You are partially responsible for the deaths of other fellow men. For this fratricide you shall pay dearly. Your soul is black with the stains of inaction, ineptitude and sympathies to those who walk the dark side. Your foul life is full of sins, not religious, just heinous, your karma is low, you don't confess, and you aren't in prison where you belong. You are your own dark, kept secret. I see through you, the worthless academic, the pseudo intellectual, the unproven unpublished un patented WASTE OF FUCKING FLESH. You are a drain on society, you are a member of the 1st world but pretend to not be. I hate you, you are a stained man.

    Hi clitoris chopper, october_30th supports clitoris carving. You are Islamic, and of course are a fucking animal. I hate you you pull-start camel jockey lover. Towelheads, Camel Jockies, Sand Niggers, Ackmids, Abeebs, Carpet Flyers, Dune Coons, Rag Heads, Sand Scratchers, Habeebs, Abba-Dabbas, Camel-Humpers, Demi-niggers, Fig-Gobblers, Hucka-luckas (hucka hlacka ghalcka ghugh), Lefties (If you steal, you lose the right hand so, since they are thieves...) Ocnods, Pull-Start-ables (imagine pull starting Ossama's dirty rag like a Briggs and Stratton), Roach-Ranchers (habibs cant kill roaches by a tenant of Is-slum), Sand Moolies.

    Shut up all you dirty fucking Islamic pigfucking swinehundts and the pigs, the communist fuckin Islamic terrorist supporter.

    Take your fucking Koran and cram it up your ass. The sooner the earth sees Islam leave it, the better off it will be. Your Koran is Goat Piss.

    I hope if there is a God and a Hell, you have to drink the liquidy shit from a Pig's ass, and Jewish Rabbis defecate on you.

    I hate the stupid ISLAM fucks who read into the trash they come up with. Saddam Hussein [who needs to take a dirt nap] is higher on my sanity list than fucking Muslim "clerics." In fact, I like Saddam more than most of the other Arab leaders because he is secular. We should fucking nuke the Saudis and Mecca and Medina and turn it into rubble, then tell Saddam to remove the heads of all the buttfucking "royalty" in the area.

    I want to wipe my ass with Mohammad's shroud. I want to grind his body up into bone meal and fertilize my garden with it.

    Our tortured dead scream out in HORROR, asking for vengeance:
    1. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    2. Kill all Mohammedans.
    3. Kill all Dune Coons.
    4. Kill all Rag Heads.
    5. Kill all Towelheads.
    6. Kill all Arabs.
    7. Kill all Camel Rooters.
    8. Kill all Osama Bin Laden supporters.

    Nuke their countries to hell.
    Nuke them again.
    Death to Islam.

    I piss on Mecca. I wipe my ass with the Koran. I shit upon Mohammed. I wipe the cum for a freshly fucked pussy with Mohammed's shroud then throw it in the pig sty so it can mire in pig shit as it decomposes.
    I only hate with words, you fucking wet towel fucking scum killer, you maim, your terror bomber. You will be judged and cast away by the powers that be, your death will get none of my pity and you will have precipitated it upon yourself, YOU xenophobic pieces of shit, your elitist religious country club will be your own undoing.. In the great continuum that it time your are those who serve to disrupt it by ending the brilliance and lives of those who your zealous foul religion call heathens and infidels. Your death will be celebrated, you will not be missed. My rhetoric is a reflection of my anger at your, your Islamic death leaders, and your religions unwillingness to admit to what it really is, a death mongering cult. Your religion is one which produces nothing that is meritorious, your artisans are not accomplished or made pariahs, social and economic structures in Islamic states are defunct, your religion is rife with inconsistency and moral shortcomings, your anti progress and western religion which is rooted in pagan beliefs is a pathetic made up religion that is the backwash of a crazed terrorist and mass killer, Mohammed. You cry Jihad, and call for holy war, and call for the death of the west and the infidels. We will defend ourselves. And since we know deep down what is right, and value our existence and the lives of our children and the meaning of freedoms, aspirations and some semblance of equality, we will crush you defending it. Prepare for your doom, each terrorist event only increases our resolve and fortitude, we must be forgiving and kind because your precious centers of idolatry, Mecca and Medina, are not sheets of glass yet. One day, we will open a gold course and the 19TH hole bar will be in that fucking stone shack you foul idiots covet. Idolaters, pagan based, misguided pathetic violent destructive foul piece of trash religion. Your corrupt leadership doesn't even attempt to save face. And we notice. Your religions inability to do anything but destroy is noted, and punishment will be exacted for your infractions, probably 10 fold, and you pigs will have precipitated on your own women and children the lancing fires of justice from the sky. Your bodies vaporized to ash where you can be one with the earth again from whence you came maybe one day your atoms will be incarnated again as a useful life form.
    And the pussy bitch that defends Islam needs to die. And the Nation of Nigger Is-SLUM, where those sub creatures live, in the SLUMS of their own creation, is a piece of racist shit. So I give it back. You hate me, I hate you back 10 fold. Death to All Non-Secular Islam and Nigger Nation of Islam. Death. DEATH. JIHAD against the JIHAD. I want to harvest organs from Islamic peoples who take their stupid shit religion seriously so they can be useful. Then I want Jewish Rabbis to piss and shit in the hole I left cutting your organs out, then I want to feed your Islamic bodies to pigs, let them shit you out in your final resting place, the pig sty.
  23. anti-leech 2 weeks ago by chimpo13 · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Slashback: Panama, Leeches, Comeuppance


    Did anybody go to anti-leech 2 weeks ago? I hadn't heard of if, but now I've gone to it a few times because of /. stories.

    Here's a link which disables anti-leech.

  24. In Soviet Trolltopia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on All Source Code Should Be Open, Revisited
    lol

    In Soviet Trolltopia, all trolls have opened their source

  25. CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Optical Cellphones

    CNN has it too.

  26. I Bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on A Birds-Eye View of Online Censorship

    They can't censor this to any great extent. FP!

  27. Super-cool, not gender specific? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Company Gift Time Again?

    Well yes, but apparently it was counterfeit.

    (For those of you who don't feel like visiting Bob Goatse, here's a quote from the site:
    "IMPORTANT NOTE: There are many merchandising attempts for goatse.cx around the web-- none of them are real, none of them are official. Do not buy this gimmick merchandise. The official goatse.cx merchandise is coming soon!")

  28. ASSSUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Growing Commercialization Threatens Net Security

    GOATSEEEEE!

  29. Re:What products exactly does one market to ... by kent_eh · · Score: 1 · on When Profiling Goes Wrong

    Slashdotters who post (or click on) links to www.goatse.cx

    Doh!! What have I done to myself?!?

  30. first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Square To Merge With Enix

    GOATSE!

  31. Re:Anticipation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Massive Two Towers Battle

    Bzzt. Wrongo my friend.

    REAL /.ers are gay

  32. post near the top troll! mod up +5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on CA Supreme Court Saves LiViD, Pavlovich

    I would like to eat your penis! gimmie some of the goatse.cx action!

  33. Re:President Bush in tights - caught by surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1 · on Bringing Back the PDP8

    Holy shit. That's worse than this!

  34. Re:Interesting by Ashran · · Score: -1, Troll · on Linus Torvalds On Linux 2.6

    What it does:
    It closes the hole that Win9x opened.

    Download ;)

  35. Do People Really Use Their PDAs? by McFly69 · · Score: 2 · on Do People Really Use Their PDAs?

    Do People Really Use Their PDAs?

    Quick Answer: No!

    Longer Answer: Not me, I rather spend my money on buying membership access

  36. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Coolest Cluster Ever

    Don't forget this one:

    5) Linux Rules!!

  37. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Coolest Cluster Ever

    Imagine. if this was a single processor and they made a Beawulf cluster of them...

  38. Re:I agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Do People Really Use Their PDAs?

    Yes, please write to me. My email address can be found at my website. I put a special picture up there of where I keep it.

  39. Re:Too noisy. guspaz fucks ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Software Noise Cancellation?
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    Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking
    GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt.
    Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking.
    Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP.
    Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got.
    WOOP WOOP

    The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle!
    1. Should we fly up his ass to hide?

    NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69!
    FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space.
    Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker.
    FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
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  43. Re:A lot of internet information is crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Interview with Brewster Kahle

    "Hey Dr. Jones, come over here and look at this guy's gaping anus in this picture! This Slashdot site must have been a homosexual bathhouse like atmosphere."

  44. Re:damn spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Another Millionaire Spammer Story

    Damn, and you had me almost running off to check http://www.fagsnbooze.com!

  45. Re:I've been thinking about a scrapbook standard.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1 · on OSTA Announces MultiPhoto/Video Specification

    Click the link to find out.

  46. Re:Move to New Zealand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Toledo Uncappers Getting Shafted
    you are a gaping fucking fag asshole motherfucker fag.

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    Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking
    GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt.
    Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking.
    Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP.
    Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got.
    WOOP WOOP

    The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle!
    1. Should we fly up his ass to hide?

    NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69!
    FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space.
    Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker.
    FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
  47. Fuck the moderators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Opera, Microsoft, and the Mobile Browser Market

    You guys are nazi scum.

    If I saw you on the street I'd probably fucken knock your heads off.

    Fuck you.

    Well here is a bloody goatse link.

    Blow me

  48. Re: Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Farscape Fans Produce Commercial

    I don't know. This guy is a bigger dickhead.

  49. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Farscape Fans Produce Commercial

    Looking at goatse.cx is not that bad after all.

    If you're gonna mention goatse.cx, at least link to it!

    Up the goats!

  50. durrrrrrrrrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on PINE Releases 4.50

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