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"Imagine", I post,
"a beowulf cluster of those!",
It's always funny.

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You have been on slashdot long enough to know that that comment are even less funny than the "can you imagine a beowulf cluster of those", the "hot grits", the "natalie portmans", and the "tsk, I just installed version X-1".

FOAD.

ps, just in case you haven't seen it before, look here

Whenever you spot a Linux user, immediately douse his face with pepper spray -- it will force him to shower!

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Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla --

Where the brave can live forever.

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla --

Where the brave can live forever.

Imagine a beowulf cluster of these! Or a beowulf cluster of these.

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla --

Where the brave can live forever.

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla --

Where the brave can live forever.

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla --

Where the brave can live forever.

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla --

Where the brave can live forever.

Years of research have lead me to the first giant asshole to grace the internet: NOT GOATSE

When did this first make its appearance in Internet history? :(

-aqau- i can't see anywhere that says Stephen king is dead
-aqau- i looked on Cnn.com and skynews.co.uk

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Every where I go I'm inundated with low fat this, low fat that, no fat, no cholesterol, not meat, et al. It's been 20 years since the AMA dropped the bombshell that fat was killing us, and in spite of the absolute lack of information to back it up (and where it exists, lets call a spade a spade and admit that it was junk science at best). Everyone has been pushing this anti-fat nonsense, yet Americans are getting fatter and fatter, heart disease is on the up as is diabetes, and millions of Americans find that they can't control their cholesterol no matter how hard they try - and now they are on dangerous liver-killing drugs to try.

When will America cast of this "fat is bad" myth, and accept that the real evil - the only evil - in our diets is all the processed crap and high sugar/carbs we consume? In 1910, the average American consumed roughly 1.5 lbs of sugar (and it was unrefined cane sugar at that). Heart disease wasn't even something most doctors knew about because people were dying of crap like tuberculosis and influenze far more often then from heart attacks. Fast forward to today: The average American consumes some 118 lbs of refined sugar. Food makers sell prepackaged foods which are highly profitable, chocked full of artificial flavors and colors, and made mostly from fillers. Labels like "low fat" and "no fat" make people salivate like pavlovian dogs when they think that it must be heart healthy, but eveyone is ignoring the obvious. Scientists still can't tell us precisely what roles cholesterol play, they can't agree on what is good, what is bad, and nobody has a clue on how cholesterol goes from lipids in the blood stream to plaque along the artery walls.

And the diet fads: First we're told that vegetarianism is the way to go, but every vegetarian I've ever met has been relatively unremarkable in their health, and never any better off than before they made their "commitment". Then there are 'hollywood' diet plans that offer people the chance to lose gobs of weight in only weeks, but what they don't mention is that you'll gain all that weight back and then some.

The only vegetarians/vegans I respect are the ones who go on the diet because of concerns about the treatment of food animals. There are alternatives: Nuts, vitamins, soy, etc. But outside of that, anyone who foreswears meat for 'health concerns' is a stark raving fool who is willfully depriving themselves of a number of essential amino acids needed to keep the body healthy. And before you go slathering that baby back ribs with gobs of barbecue sauce, look at how much sugar/sucrose/fructrose is in there. In fact, look at all your foods. If it has "ose", "ayse", or anything you can't pronounce you should toss it in the trash. People rave about the evil of sodium, but if you're drinking water and sweating, sodium is the least of your worries. Watch your intake of sugar and simple carbs. Ban yourself from white bread, cornbread, and anythign that isn't 100% whole grain. Walk straight pass the aisle with all the potato chips, pretend you did'nt even see the pastas, and get your ass into the produce section. If you want to be healthy, make sure there is not more than a few steps between you and your food. And for those of us still eating meat - know where your meat comes from. Free range, hormone free, non-corn-fed meat is the only way to go. And if you don't have a concience, consider this: stress causes animals to pump natural hormones out that make meat taste gamy. Make sure your meat comes from animals that lived happy, and died fast.

One more thing (and I dont think anyone can disagree with this): Unplug yourself, put the remote down, and go OUT SIDE! You see that big burning ball of fire in the sky? That's called a sun. Try to expose yourself to it more often, it's a great source of vitamin D (not directly obviously). Here's a concept that works: RUN. Sweat. Give yourself some cramps somewhere besides your wrists for a change. Unless you want your legacy to be that you wrote somethign that got included in an obscure 8 digit release Linux kernal, then you died fat and alone in your one bedroom apartment in front of your computer while wearing only your underwear and clutching a twinkie in your left hand, you should excercise. Believe me, running a 100m dash in 10 seconds is just as satisfying as killing a bug in your source code.

Okay, I'm done now...oh, and if any of you are wondering what inspired this rant, it was spending the first 24 years of my life as a fat out of shape and hypertensive stress ball. Since I saw through the lies, I have lost 130 lbs. I feel great, look great, I'm happy, and I actually get laid on occasion now. Oh yeah, some light reading [andrewkrause.org] on the subject from the New York Times (no registration required, put it helps to have Acrobat reader installed).

trollaxor, where are you?

trollaxor, I am raped by Linux users everyday since you are gone.

trollaxor, come back!

Rick Austenson is ghey, look at his asshole

you are gay! eat a dick you faggot, or lick the shit from Rick Austenson's anus

Those are just the first post trolls. goatsex trolls, such as myself, don't need to reload heavily, but the first posters will reload constantly.

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

I betcha nobody at Epson can do this! Or I could be wrong, it could also be their CEO.

will never take away my goatse away.

Today, we remember all the trolls who died.

We remember you mr goatse.

Its got a big crater in it. Pretty cool.

attentiuon cmdrTaco!
/.si l00sing a battle.
with teh declining numbers of goatse links, teh /.-effect is gone?
have your gay friends found other places to fing gay pr0n?
fact: goatse is dyking

Put terror in america each and every day
don't play by the rules of our society
it's time to start a war against our nation
sabotage and overthrow the power station

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

I will not be tamed or act civilzed
your boring morals & values i cast them aside
it's tough for a guy... homicide
kill with fury,kill with pride

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

I'm not about to be just another statistic
another notch in the lawman's gun
another convict on the police hitlist
I'm going to kill when i see them come

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

this land is yours and mine to rape
kill the man who stands in the way
laws and boundaries must be crushed
running wild in america's dust

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

--GG Allin

Osama ibn Laden's HOME PAGE HERE!!

It is a well known fact that all known existing hackers are 3-dimensional.

Usually, those 3 dimensions are stretched to the limit, but there's still only 3 of them.

MUSLIMS OWN EUROPE!!!

You could say that Rick Austenson is a homo, but that is off topic for a first post, so I guess you were correct first poster, post on!!!!!!!!

Why don't you just lick Rick Austenson's ass, as depicted here.

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Are you a fucking idiot?? Why don't you just look at a picture of the faggot Rick Austenson?

But Linux/OEM remains a big challenge because there is a lot of pressure from Microsoft to prevent its success. There is also the fact that Linux users like to stuff large sausages up their rectums, and this is an inhibitor to the growth of the Linux Desktop.

Hell yeah, I got your mom on Digital Teenz and she seems to like the income that she gets. Of course if your gay you might like something else like The Big Anus but otherwise most straight people use Digital Teenz for their sole source of porn. If you want I can post the basic profile of the people that access Digital Teenz's free porn.

'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

i found this site for how doing terminal emulation with mozilla: Mozilla Help Page

My company specializes in low latency data chunks and loss-less throuput. Come by and see my company profile, IpooEverywhere. We are currently releasing positions, so don't ask for a work load.

"Using the alcohol-based cleaning wipes that I normally use for my CRT displays doesn't seem right, and I had an (idiot) friend who shorted out a great many of the transistors on his laptop's LCD by spraying Windex on it."

Terror in America

Put terror in america each and every day
don't play by the rules of our society
it's time to start a war against our nation
sabotage and overthrow the power station

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

I will not be tamed or act civilzed
your boring morals & values i cast them aside
it's tough for a guy... homicide
kill with fury,kill with pride

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

I'm not about to be just another statistic
another notch in the lawman's gun
another convict on the police hitlist
I'm going to kill when i see them come

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

this land is yours and mine to rape
kill the man who stands in the way
laws and boundaries must be crushed
running wild in america's dust

sabotage downtown streets
overthrow government,kill police
burn the flag for which it stands
terrorize american land

--GG Allin

(post these lyrics here from now until sep. 12)

Rick Austenson is GHEY
And I got the FR (First Reply) you damn faggots!!
Go here, it rocks!

Fucking n00b!

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

Hook your computer up to your digital cable system, and have it do the QAM demodulation. Then, pump the results to an MPEG transport demux and MPEG decoder. Boom. Instant digital cable box.

Boom. Instant jail time. Digital cable systems are scrambled with 3DES or Rijndael or RC4 or some other cipher. This is what the DMCA was actually intended for: to prevent piracy of cable and satellite television service.

so all copy protection schemes become hackable

By people who don't mind being sexually assaulted in the anus. Homosexual rape is one of the biggest problem in American prisons (and I'd imagine, prisons worldwide).

and, having said that, this is not a new concept - winmodems have been doing this for a while now

That was my first thought: "What the heck? A winmodem for 802.11? And it's actually endorsed by the FSF?"