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like Keith Morris, he's got the world up his ass.

'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

CENSORSHIP WORKS!

The last few months I have been doing some research into the trolling phenomenon on slashdot.org. In order to do this as thoroughly as possible, I have written both normal and troll posts, 1st posts, etc., both logged in and anonymously, and I have found these rather shocking results:

More moderator points are being used to mod posts down than up. Furthermore, when modding a post up, every moderator seems to follow previous moderators in their choices, even when it's not a particularly interesting or clever post . There are a LOT more +5 posts than +3 or +4.

Logged in people are modded down faster than anonymous cowards. Presumably these Nazi Moderators think it's more important to burn a user's existing karma, to silence that individual for the future, than to use the moderation system for what it's meant for : identifying "good" and "bad" posts (Notice how nearly all oppressive governments in the past and present do the same thing : marking individuals as bad and untrustworthy because they have conflicting opinions, instead of engaging in a public discussion about these opinions)

Once you have a karma of -4 or -5, your posts have a score of -1 by default. When this is the case, no-one bothers to mod you down anymore. This means a logged in user can keep on trolling as much as he (or she) likes, without risking a ban to post on slashdot. When trolling as an anonymous user, every post starts at score 0, and you will be modded down to -1 ON EVERY POST. When you are modded down a certain number of times in 24 hour, you cannot post anymore from your current IP for a day or so. So, for successful trolling, ALWAYS log in.

A lot of the modded down posts are actually quite clever, funny, etc., and they are only modded down because they are offtopic or an unpopular viewpoint. Now, on a news site like slashdot, where the number of different topics of discussion can be counted on 1 hand, I must say I quite like the distraction these posts offer. But no, when the topic is yet another minor version change of the Linux kernel, they only expect ooohs and aaahs about this great feat of engineering. Look at the moderation done in Open Source centric to see what I mean. Notice any people taking shots at errata present in Open Source software get slaughtered.

It is a well known, proven by poll FACT indicates the vast majority does NOT want the moderation we have here today.

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SAMBA Achieves Much Bigger Anus!

Much like the "closet" analogies that pervade mordern-day homosexual culture [1], SAMBA, a network level filesystem abstraction subsystem and carpool, allows "gayfagsexual" members of the Lunix Torn-balls operation system clan to mask their sexual perversions behind a mask of non-perverted sexual non-perversion; namely Microsoft Windows XP. It is only a matter of time before YOUR straight-laced American son or daughter child is accessing a ServerFileSys.tem, thinking it a standard Microsoft XP Windows system but being subversively subverted into contracting AIDS/HIV/Human Parvo-virus/Tapeworms! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO THEM SAVE THE CHILDREN THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE OF THE JESUS CHRIST CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS

Can they stop the first post?

You can try to resist
Try to hide from frost pist
but you know, but you know
you can't fight the moonlight

i am gay, fucking gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay !!

-- Chris Sologuk

Fuck you !!

Hello. I am gay. My name is Chris Sologuk. I have an IRC channel called #solosoft and it's on EFnet. Please spam the channel and take it over. My e-mail address is chris@thesmartone.net. Please send gay porn to me by e-mail and sign me up with spambots. Thank you.

-- Chris Sologuk.

Hello. I am gay. My name is Chris Sologuk. I have an IRC channel called #solosoft and it's on EFnet. Please spam the channel and take it over. My e-mail address is chris@thesmartone.net. Please send gay porn to me by e-mail and sign me up with spambots. Thank you.

-- Chris Sologuk.

Le Canada longtemps de phase! Il sera pour toujours meilleur que les Américains de fatass! Un dieu bénissent le Molson bière, Jean Chretien, et la glace pêchant nos équipes d'hockey vous possédera toujours que les Canadiens ont les Américains mieux qu'amorphes de sexe.

DONNONS GRÂCE À NOTRE CHÈVRE SEXE DE LE CHRIST ET DE SAUVEUR!!

GOAT SEX!

umm no.. what if the address was binaries.goatsex or something like that.. the point of the bracket is to warn people of what they are clicking on, though any reasonable person can already see the URL in the status bar of their browser, it is still good for identifying trolls, and the few cases when people try to imbed links into letters of a link like slas h dot.

Thatttttt's okay, I really wanted to post the entire article and claim 'just in case'. But I didn't. I am being a good little slashdot reader. For now, any way. By the way, have you seen this?

I am gay.

Please go on EFnet and spam my channel. It is #gnomercy on that network. Also, my e-mail address is chris@thesmartone.net. Please flood my inbox with spam and gay porn. Thank you.

-- Chris Sologuk

-SexyKellyOsbourne

The final frontier for bin Laden is space terrorism, and his army of elite Al-Qaeda hackers (like Junis) will read this article on slashdot and exploit open source code to attack us from the stars.

When will America finally wake up the threat of open source?

Rock on, Klerck!

-SexyKellyOsbourne

The site www.goatse.cx is running Microsoft-IIS/5.0 on Linux.

According to a different article here, they solved the game by developing a program that computes the best move and eventual outcome for all trillions of positions that can possibly occur in a game. The results are stored in a database, and then they crunch the numbers. Not very elegant.

There really is nothing new about this, much like there is nothing new about linux users stuffing large sausages into their rectums.

Without any details we have to assume the worst: GSM means "Goat Sex Man" and we need to avoid the technology at all costs.

One of the goals of Perl 6 is to make non-trivial projects possible. That's good. The way it's being done is bad. Perl was once a lightweight, extremely flexible language. Now it's become a huge ugly monster. People wanted OO, so a nasty hack was bolted on top to allow some semblance of it. Now this nasty hack is being expanded. Sure, the code's different, but the basic form is the same. Kludge upon kludge upon kludge; I'd much rather have a nice, clean, pure language (and not one with loads of irritating whitespace thank you very much).

The same goes for the syntax. All the switching between $, @ and % is really irritating (ask a newbie how to get at the length of the keys array of a hash inside a hash, for example), and the changes proposed for 6 are just making this worse -- it seems that Larry, in his infinite wisdom, wants to prefix every data type with a different hard-to-type character. Perl was only designed for the three data types, and adding more is a mess.

Perl 6 is a complete rewrite, but it keeps all the mess which has accumulated over the previous versions. This is not good. Sure, my const int $var = 27; may look neat (in the same way that, say, Pascal does), but $var isn't entirely constant, or entirely an integer, it's just a hack which makes it sort of behave like one. The whole thing is an exercise in pseudo-computer science masturbation with little real purpose except to please the managers who dislike the one thing that makes Perl special.

On a similar note is regexes. I'm an avid fan of regular expressions simply because a nondeterministic finite automata is far more flexible than linear code. However, Larry must have been smoking that cheap $2 crack when he wrote this. Does he want Perl 6 to be flex or something?

I won't be going on to use 6. It's a nice idea, but it's completely unnecessary. It won't make large projects any easier to manage (the language is still, at heart, an almighty hack -- an impressive one, but still a hack). It won't make OO any cleaner. It won't make development any faster. To put it bluntly, Perl scripts will still look less beautiful than our friend Mr Goatse. I'd prefer to use a language which has always been pure synthesis of science and engineering, not some half-baked imposter.

Perl 6 will be nice, but I'm guessing it will be the end of Perl. It can't do what it wants to do whilst still being based upon a nasty mess. There are now other options, which provide all of Perl's power and none of the mess. Sorry, but *BSD^H^H^H^H Perl is dying. Larry is buggering it up the ass without lubricants, just like Shoeboy is doing to Larry's daughter.

Makes goodwall paper too (This is not the stretched out anus, this is wallpaper)

Can you?

fourth post!

come on, papa needs new shoes"

Details...

Closer analysis of the spectrum by Henry and his group showed features characteristic of a giant sunspot circling the surface of a star. So, there is no reason to think this is a common occurrence; not nearly as common, for example, as linux users stuffing large sausages into their rectums.

If you were a presitigious university, and you got a million bucks from an less than reputable person, you'd say they "insisted" on donating anonymously also. ;)

Here's the center of the Windows NT kernel.

A reader writes: "Some folks from The Boston Consulting Group with OSDN have been working on creating a visual representation of the Linux Kernel. It's been put online, complete with instructions with how to read it, and how to make sense of the information." There's also some new code checked into the Free Code Graphing Project, which enabled this to project to come together (look at CVS) - let's see if we can get people to do it with things like *BSD, Apache and some of the other great projects out there. This is a continuation with the other work being done, like the OSS demographic work. (Note: Slashdot is part of OSDN.)

"SpaceflightNow reports that a multi-institutional team of scientists led by the University of Chicago will receive $16.6 million from the National Science Foundation over the next five years to build a telescope at the South Pole aimed at piercing one of the darkest secrets of the universe."

So I'm goofing around with Street Fighter 2 Turbo in SNES9X, and at the hardest setting, it's fucking tough to get by E. Honda. He's a total bitch with his bear hug / slap combo. Even if you block after the bear hug, the slap hits you for bigtime damage.

So, this is a big fuck you to E. Honda. Lick my smelly manpie you fat bastard.

goatse might like some sausage

Folks, this is a terrible loss to the Linux community. Leonard will be sorely missed by all those who knew him and made use of his fine work. Mr. Zubkoff clearly stretched a hand out to all Linux users by donating his time and effort to improve the lives of others. Leonard, you will be missed.

In their memory, I shall hereby link to goatse.cx. RIP guys.

You can the letter ICANN has sent to Verisign in full here. I know in the past that Verisign has done some bad things and it's cool on Slashdot to not trust them. But ICANN is the greater evil.

2. GOATSE !



oh dear, did I just say that out loud?

• Instead of just having moderator points, assign Operator rating points based on karma. This way, the boneheadedness (or admirability) of the operator can be determined.
• When a news story is submitted, change slash to have an "Are you Sure" page, which would do a fulltext search to try and find matches within the past few days. This'll give them one more chance to see if the story is a dupe. If it's done, Operators won't have to actually READ Slashdot. Fancy that! More time to work on Everything2 articles!
• If an Operator submits too many duplicate posts (Hi CmdrTaco!), make him strip down naked, and run through the streets with only a Plush Tux Penguin to hide his/her genetalia.
• Make the HREF for the poster point to goatse.cx for two days whenever they post a dupe.
• Give karma points for being a troll when responding to a duplicate article... Fringe Benefit: The Trolls will only come out from under their bridge when the Ops pull a boner.

I'd love to hear thoughts on this.

• Circle-jerks
• Fisting
• No showers within a 100-mile radius
• No women within a 200-mile radius
• Hotel rooms that resemble your parents' basement, with in-room movies featuring bad '70s porn and tentacle-rape anime
• Guys who make Cowboy Neal look slim
• The opportunity to never be out of earshot of someone quoting Monty Python
• Fat men in undersized, unwashed t-shirts
• This guy
• People who spent $800 to watercool an overclocked PII 266
• Scatplay
• Body lice
• Semen-crusted pictures of RMS (in case he's there signing autographs or giving handjobs)
• Taco in chaps with the ass cut out
• The collective social development of the average kindergarten class
• Someone dressed in a Star Trek uniform
• Someone dressed in a Dr. Who costume
• Someone dressed in a costume based on an RPG that ceased publication for lack of interest in 1981
• Docking
• Snotting
• Music piracy
• Software piracy
• Butt piracy
• More virgins than in the annual Vatican Staff photo
• Free obesity-induced diabetes screening
• This chick
• Like-minded people who think "Micro$oft" is the height of wit
• A "Guess My Body Odor" contest
• A video of Natalie Portman calling all of you "digusting losers"
• Lots of clammy handshakes
• The Midnight, Naked, Group Kernel-Compiling in the Dark (Linux box not necessary for admission)

I agree with the above post!

the goatse troll is the best. FP is cool too, though.

Did someone say anus?

Hey, if you want a great example of disassembly, check this out!

I designed an album cover but I haven't been able to get any artists to use it yet. It's royalty-free and I am sure it will significantly boost your album sales. Please check it out today at http://goatse.cx. God bless.

Yeah, I should really see about getting some implants I guess

• God calls Me "the god of this world."
• I am an Angel.
• I used to be in Heaven, just a stone's throw away from the throne of God!
• I rule over 1/3 of the angels that used to be in heaven.
• I can recite Scripture in any tongue of the world.
• I have thousands of religions working for Me. Churches with "Christ" in the name are My favorites, but only churches of religionists, not actual Bible disciples.
• I've sent out legions of prophets and preachers in God's name all over the world.
• I and My hosts of angels (demons) afflict, deceive, and even possess people to make them do almost anything I want.
• And My proudest accomplishment: I fooled you into thinking that salvation is gained through works and familial associations.

With pride,

Satan
The God of This World

P.S. Jesus Christ is NOT God! Asshole!

Check this out - basically it'll explain to you what cross-platform instant message protocols can do so that users (especially those on *NIX platforms) can enjoy these new communications softwares more efficently. I don't have time to explain it all right now, but check out the above site and it'll help you out.

Here's to all the hard-working trolls that keep digitalteenz and goatse running. Just because the office is closed doesn't mean we're not out there and doing what we do best. Keep on trucking, brothers.

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

According to a recent study by the Institute of Beastiality in Alabama, goat sex is gaining in popularity. Once a subject just talked about in usenet newsgroups, goat sex is poised to become the next national craze. "I r'ally luv ta feeln' ah tha' goat's saft fur on mah nahkid bady." said Mr. Ray, when asked his thoughts on what was so appealing about goat sex. "It's a lotta fun. Ever'on shoud try it." While goat sex was originally a taboo subject in the past, it has been rapidly gaining popularity and acceptance in recent years thanks to the work of goat sex promotion sites like goatse.cx. However, not everyone in the deviant sexual act business is happy. "We've been trying to promote sex with underage boys for a lot longer than those goat lovers!" Said a man who wished to be anonymous from NAMBLA, the North Atlantic Man-Boy Love Association. "Who would want to screw a goat anyway? Underage boys are where it's at." With the growing popularity of goat sex, NAMBLA's future looks bleak. "We're not getting nearly as many new members as we used to and a lot of our members have left to join goat sex organizations." Jon Katz of the popular geek news site Slashdot, a known NAMBLA member, couldn't be reached for comment. Despite the loathing by rival deviant sex organizations such as NAMBLA, goat sex's future looks bright and it's definitly a trend to watch in the coming months ahead.