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This should at most have earned a "Funny", or is there something I'm missing here?

Uh, yeah. I'm going to assume that the thing you missed was "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Or, at least the opening credits.

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I wonder if watching this will be anything like Dark City... buildings suddenly growing from little townhouses to huge skyscrapers, morphing into different shapes, etc.

This looks like a great tool for us web admins. If this trend continues, I'll be able to play games all day and my boss will think I'm hard at work! "Ahh, monitoring the web site again, eh? You're such a dedicated employee, always working so hard. I'm putting you in for a promotion."

If a picture says a thousand words, a city of pictures will help inform sysadmins/webmasters rapidly of infinite variables, by adding the 3d location of all data, relative to the position of information on the server. I wonder if this could be used somehow to stop spam, by "jailing" naughty virtual-citizens? Please, nobody quote Jurassic Park about this... oh hell, Lex: "It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

this might just be a talltale that the teacher told to entertain the class,

That's a popular urban legend... simple man impresses a modern-art crowd with his crude painting (either random splotches or a solid color). Variations of the concept have been used in TV shows like All In The Family and Commish.

The idea may be taken from the Ern Malley affair...

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"Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.

The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) announced today further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the AOL customer relation system.

AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer base.

The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question, has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.

With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine "homo thug" underground.

"I don't know why it changed, exactly. Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said Tracy, an AOL representative. "It happened two or three days ago."

Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to take them all on."

An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.

Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.

Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with victory.

Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this release.

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Ninety days?! Madame Souza accomplished this feat in about two minutes.

Pitch Black was a somewhat enjoyable sci-fi movie, if you haven't seen it. I have yet to see Chronicles of Riddick but TechTV keeps showing a making of the game special, which I haven't watched either.

Pitch Black was a somewhat enjoyable sci-fi movie, if you haven't seen it. I have yet to see Chronicles of Riddick but TechTV keeps showing a making of the game special, which I haven't watched either.

Tivo pushed a 2-minute 'preview of'/'making of' 'Chronicles of Riddick' out to my Tivo unit this last Sunday as per their normal marketing arrangements.

It claims (IIRC) that the movie starts where the quite good action sci-fi adventure 'Pitch Black' left off. The character played by Vin Diesel was apparently too intriquing to let go, and a numbered sequel (a la` Pitch Black II) was probably too ordinary.

I admit the universe presented in Pitch Black is interesting. They got a good bit of science right in that they used a planetary eclipse for the mating time, which is unusual enough to be a natural idea. I would have liked to see some vegetation to support this biological system, but on the whole it seemed pretty good.

The spacecraft, the concept of a prison ship, this is pretty normal stuff, but I like the concept of either electromechanichal or biologically enhanced eyesight as a mini-superpower, given present technology trends this seems reasonable given the rest of their technology structures.

If anyone has a further comment on the hard-sci-fi tech aspect of these movies, please post, I am interested if they conform to the almost-reasonable traditions of Niven and Asimov.

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Tivo pushed a 2-minute 'preview of'/'making of' 'Chronicles of Riddick' out to my Tivo unit this last Sunday as per their normal marketing arrangements.

It claims (IIRC) that the movie starts where the quite good action sci-fi adventure 'Pitch Black' left off. The character played by Vin Diesel was apparently too intriquing to let go, and a numbered sequel (a la` Pitch Black II) was probably too ordinary.

I admit the universe presented in Pitch Black is interesting. They got a good bit of science right in that they used a planetary eclipse for the mating time, which is unusual enough to be a natural idea. I would have liked to see some vegetation to support this biological system, but on the whole it seemed pretty good.

The spacecraft, the concept of a prison ship, this is pretty normal stuff, but I like the concept of either electromechanichal or biologically enhanced eyesight as a mini-superpower, given present technology trends this seems reasonable given the rest of their technology structures.

If anyone has a further comment on the hard-sci-fi tech aspect of these movies, please post, I am interested if they conform to the almost-reasonable traditions of Niven and Asimov.

-- Kevin J. Rice
Justanyone.com

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

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The one thing I learned from Conspiracy Theory was that if you want stuff destroyed in short order (say, in response to a knock on the door) is that if you don't see smoke, they can learn something from it. And the link has my .sig in context. That can't be a coincidence...now where's my tinfoil hat?

Good idea. Someone look into getting Gary Oldman as the mascot.

WESTLEYis the name of the guy who made that comment

Asks to Travis Dane how to get those passwords from the Steven Segal's film "Siege 2: Dark Territory".

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Ah....I understand why the mods aren't getting this joke today. Obviously today's moderators are all in high school and don't recall the movie Spaceballs from which this quote came from.

Mods -- if you don't get a joke, don't automatically moderate something as troll, overrated, or some other rating. Somebody else just might get it...

I've always wanted to get an LED sign for the back of my car.

Rent/Buy/watch Thunderheart with Val Kilmer, Sam Shepard & Graham Greene. Kilmer & Shepard are FBI agents investigating a murder on a Lakota reservation in the Badlands and Greene plays a tribal cop. One of my all-time top-five favorite movies.

...is the uptime, no one can make it beyond 99 minutes!...

Sorry guys, couldn't resist...

Umm... why didn't you link to Toy Story?

Short Circuit's plot description:
Number 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes.
EXPERIMENTAL ROBOTS, NOT TOYS.

Toy Story, on the other hand, involves this "Sid" that mods his (sentient) toys (and a couple he found, who are the main characters), and they decide to show themselves, and attack him.

If there's ever a sequel to Smoke Signals:

"Hey Victor! Your mother makes the best wi-fi!"

Seriously - great movie, set on the Coeur d'Alene reservation in present day (well, present day six years ago). You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll become a part of you.

- Firstly, most of the people in the pictures on rotten.com are dead.

[cynical]So the exchange of CP should be allowed if the child died during the abuse?[/cynical]

Thirdly, rotten.com is a legally run site with a named owner and so can be dealt with through the criminal and civil law. Distribution of kiddy porn site illegal in almost all jurisdictions, and so people whose rights are violated won't have legal recourse.

You're contradicting your own argument - if banning CP makes it harder for victims to find legal recourse, why ban it in the first?

Fourthly, it's irrelevant. Two wrongs don't make a right.

Depends on whether you want to see rotten.com as a wrong. Personally, I don't. It's the perfect site to test freedom-of-speech rights...

Fifthly, answer my question: how would you feel if me and a bunch of pals were to come around to your place, forcibly rape you and submit you to terrible indignities, and then distribute the film on the net for the rest of eternity?

I certainly won't answer your question because it is loaded. You pretend that the rape itself was in question, but we're discussing the swapping of picture/movie material instead. So your question should look somewhat more like this: "Wouldn't being forcibly raped be much nicer if you knew that everyone who downloaded a movie clip of your rape would have to go to prison?"

Oh, now it looks like a really ridiculous question, but that is my point. Compared to the rape itself, the video swapping looks like a minor nuisance. And note that the alternative to unlimited swapping is not "no swapping", because this is simply unenforcable. So the alternative is: it will be swapped, but swappers can go to prison if they get caught. Does this help you as a rape victim in any way? Most definitely not!

Anyway, I don't really mind restrictions on CP exchange as long as they remain just that. People here have ridiculed "liberal" arguments as slippery slope, like "Yeah, first they ban murder, and then they ban softdrinks". However, I don't think you would find this as funny any more, if a ban on softdrinks was actually already passed as a law in Germany, and being planned by the EU commission - at least not if you're an EU citizen!

And precisely this - as applied to "protection of minors" - is the case. Let me state a few facts:

1. In Germany, it is now illegal to display any images involving minors (where a minor is a person younger than 18) in a "posture with sexual emphasis". Note that it is not even a requirement that this person is nude, and it may be a 17 year old girl/young woman who has had sexual feelings since >=5 years! Any erotic posture is sufficient - or maybe even a laszive facial expression?
2. The EU is planning to do the same with the added goodie that it is not even a requirement that the person in question actually is a minor. Instead, merely looking like <18yrs qualifies this person for "protection" and anyone who displays him/her in a "posture with sexual emphasis" will be committing a crime!
3. This movie will have to be banned (or crippled by cutting it). Sad - I found it a lot more worthwile than your average Police Academy 17. Well - I guess it's okay, since such movies are obviously degenerate art.
4. The German conservatives are trying to enact a complete ban on movies and computer games which "glorify violence". Computer games of this kind have long been severely penalized in Germany. In fact, you may not even resell used games like Quake over ebay, since this counts as (illegal) advertising. If the conservatives have their way, even "mainstream" movies like Terminato

- Firstly, most of the people in the pictures on rotten.com are dead.

[cynical]So the exchange of CP should be allowed if the child died during the abuse?[/cynical]

Thirdly, rotten.com is a legally run site with a named owner and so can be dealt with through the criminal and civil law. Distribution of kiddy porn site illegal in almost all jurisdictions, and so people whose rights are violated won't have legal recourse.

You're contradicting your own argument - if banning CP makes it harder for victims to find legal recourse, why ban it in the first?

Fourthly, it's irrelevant. Two wrongs don't make a right.

Depends on whether you want to see rotten.com as a wrong. Personally, I don't. It's the perfect site to test freedom-of-speech rights...

Fifthly, answer my question: how would you feel if me and a bunch of pals were to come around to your place, forcibly rape you and submit you to terrible indignities, and then distribute the film on the net for the rest of eternity?

I certainly won't answer your question because it is loaded. You pretend that the rape itself was in question, but we're discussing the swapping of picture/movie material instead. So your question should look somewhat more like this: "Wouldn't being forcibly raped be much nicer if you knew that everyone who downloaded a movie clip of your rape would have to go to prison?"

Oh, now it looks like a really ridiculous question, but that is my point. Compared to the rape itself, the video swapping looks like a minor nuisance. And note that the alternative to unlimited swapping is not "no swapping", because this is simply unenforcable. So the alternative is: it will be swapped, but swappers can go to prison if they get caught. Does this help you as a rape victim in any way? Most definitely not!

Anyway, I don't really mind restrictions on CP exchange as long as they remain just that. People here have ridiculed "liberal" arguments as slippery slope, like "Yeah, first they ban murder, and then they ban softdrinks". However, I don't think you would find this as funny any more, if a ban on softdrinks was actually already passed as a law in Germany, and being planned by the EU commission - at least not if you're an EU citizen!

And precisely this - as applied to "protection of minors" - is the case. Let me state a few facts:

1. In Germany, it is now illegal to display any images involving minors (where a minor is a person younger than 18) in a "posture with sexual emphasis". Note that it is not even a requirement that this person is nude, and it may be a 17 year old girl/young woman who has had sexual feelings since >=5 years! Any erotic posture is sufficient - or maybe even a laszive facial expression?
2. The EU is planning to do the same with the added goodie that it is not even a requirement that the person in question actually is a minor. Instead, merely looking like <18yrs qualifies this person for "protection" and anyone who displays him/her in a "posture with sexual emphasis" will be committing a crime!
3. This movie will have to be banned (or crippled by cutting it). Sad - I found it a lot more worthwile than your average Police Academy 17. Well - I guess it's okay, since such movies are obviously degenerate art.
4. The German conservatives are trying to enact a complete ban on movies and computer games which "glorify violence". Computer games of this kind have long been severely penalized in Germany. In fact, you may not even resell used games like Quake over ebay, since this counts as (illegal) advertising. If the conservatives have their way, even "mainstream" movies like Terminato

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Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

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You mean they weren't invented by Romy and Michelle at their high school reunion?

Laugh.. it's funny...

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Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
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June 7th, 2004
Reporting from The Motherland

In the wee hours of Monday morning tireless GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) soldiers were gathering intelligence reports on AOL. GNAA has been at war for some time with the AOL-Time Warner Corporation and recently tensions have risen to a boiling point.

"It was clear that things were about to get nasty," recalls GNAA member penisbird while he took part in a massive gay orgy, "but we never expected this, ah yeah, you give the best rim-jobs Shaquille O'Neil."

While launching some minor trolling raids into AOL territory, the surprise news hit them. The FBI had decided to join the ranks of AOL's dreaded KKK group.

"It came as a surprise, the FBI has always leaned on the side of Whitey, but this is further than we ever expected them to go," reports GNAA member rkz.

So GNAA, never a group to take things lying down, grabbed their ginormous cocks and battled back.

GNAA members Ghostface and Method Man quickly plunged balls deep into AOL's wide open servers. In the ensueing battle AOL proved to be a paper tiger and the gay niggers that they had kept as prisoners were liberated in the pre-dawn raid. All employees were forced to listen to the "You've got mail!" soundbyte until they all committed suicide.

"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nutin' to fuck wit'," proclaimed a triumphant Ghostface.

The FBI has remained on the sidelines during the intense battle that has gone on between GNAA loyalists and AOL catamites. They have yet to even confirm that the alliance exists. GNAA operatives speculate that the move was a bluff by AOL.

"It was a bluff," quoth penisbird.

We will simply have to wait and see how events unfold from here.

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Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


If you have mod points

Only if he's jewish. (Score:-1, Offtopic)

Dear Mods and Meta-Mods

This is a referance to my joke: But if you forgot safety and go temporarily blind, at least you can turn your Chinatown apartment into one big computer and discover a way to predict the stock market.

Which, in turn, is a play on the movie Pi. The main character in this movie is Jewish, and discusses elements of Jewish Mysticism. Therefore, I don't think that lonesome phreak was being anti-semitic, just referancing the movie.

I didn't think I would have to explain this.
I would think this movie is popular among slashdotters.

"Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.

The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) announced today further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the AOL customer relation system.

AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer base.

The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question, has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.

With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine "homo thug" underground.

"I don't know why it changed, exactly. Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said Tracy, an AOL representative. "It happened two or three days ago."

Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to take them all on."

An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.

Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.

Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with victory.

Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this release.

About America Online, Inc.

America Online, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of subsidiary of Time Warner Inc. Based in Dulles, Virginia, America Online is the world's leader in interactive services, Web brands, Internet technologies and e-commerce services.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gna

Good for disaster situations, but I'm sure a lot of people have already been using this "new" licensing scheme for a while now.

Since child pornography is indisputably illegal, is there anything wrong with this? (granted, many of the other things you've mentioned are indisputably illegal also, and while having them taken down would be a great inconvenience to me, i wouldn't see such an action as an unconscionable abuse of power).

you haven't been here long have you? unfettered access to porn, any porn, is a basic human right acording to many /.'ers. It's right after food, water, and oxygen.

Well, I can see why the two of you are posting as Anonymous Cowards... First, child porn is indisputably illegal? This is quite a vague statement. Exactly what is illegal about child pornography? Possessing it? Copying it? Downloading it? Looking at it through a browser window? Only if it's done intentionally, or even when it happens unintentionally (I knew tinyurl sucks, but I didn't know it can get you in jail).

AFAIK, possessing child pornography is illegal in Europe, even a crime. So technically, hitting the wrong link so an image turns up in your browser cache will make you a criminal. The image could even be hidden using HTML techniques, so you don't even know you are. This legislation already strikes me as absurd and unworthy of a constitutional state.

But wait - that's not all! The EU is currently planning legislation that would prohibit the display of minors, where minors includes persons less than 18 years old, and persons of 18 years or above who merely look like they were younger than 18, in any "posture with sexual emphasis". This would make movies like Lolita and Léon illegal to be sold, rent or displayed on television, and their possession would constitute a crime.

Let's face it: This sort of legislation is like throwing a nuke on a city to destroy a wasp's nest. The pioneers of the Fourth Reich will have to work hard to top this kind of repression.

PS: I suggest that authorities use the term "degenerate art" when dealing with films like Léon. It worked well enough for the Nazis, to be sure!

Since child pornography is indisputably illegal, is there anything wrong with this? (granted, many of the other things you've mentioned are indisputably illegal also, and while having them taken down would be a great inconvenience to me, i wouldn't see such an action as an unconscionable abuse of power).

you haven't been here long have you? unfettered access to porn, any porn, is a basic human right acording to many /.'ers. It's right after food, water, and oxygen.

Well, I can see why the two of you are posting as Anonymous Cowards... First, child porn is indisputably illegal? This is quite a vague statement. Exactly what is illegal about child pornography? Possessing it? Copying it? Downloading it? Looking at it through a browser window? Only if it's done intentionally, or even when it happens unintentionally (I knew tinyurl sucks, but I didn't know it can get you in jail).

AFAIK, possessing child pornography is illegal in Europe, even a crime. So technically, hitting the wrong link so an image turns up in your browser cache will make you a criminal. The image could even be hidden using HTML techniques, so you don't even know you are. This legislation already strikes me as absurd and unworthy of a constitutional state.

But wait - that's not all! The EU is currently planning legislation that would prohibit the display of minors, where minors includes persons less than 18 years old, and persons of 18 years or above who merely look like they were younger than 18, in any "posture with sexual emphasis". This would make movies like Lolita and Léon illegal to be sold, rent or displayed on television, and their possession would constitute a crime.

Let's face it: This sort of legislation is like throwing a nuke on a city to destroy a wasp's nest. The pioneers of the Fourth Reich will have to work hard to top this kind of repression.

PS: I suggest that authorities use the term "degenerate art" when dealing with films like Léon. It worked well enough for the Nazis, to be sure!

I stopped modding my toys after too many of them became sentient. It's a big hassle when they're always trying to escape or some nefarious government agency is trying to capture them to turn them into a super weapon.

Didn't they do this in the movie version of Johnny Mnemonic?
He picked three images at random for a passcode which he would then not conciously know. Of course in the original short story, it was a spoken phrase...

Remember Johnny Mnemonic? That was how they encrypted or locked the content in his brain....

Speaking of movie references, that gelatin exploit sounds like something out of the movie Gattaca. Except IIRC his defeated a pinprick blood checker as well.

from a pretty decent short story. Pictures as passwords? Johnny Mnemonic anyone?

I'm still waiting for "conventional" high-definition programming to become mainstream. Sure, we now have consumer level HD cameras but the local news broadcasts are still SD. Alias is in HD, and Jennifer Garner makes my HDTV purchase worth it (don't tell my wife), but every commercial is still in SD.

The FCC-mandated transition to digital broadcasts probably won't help make HD content mainstream either. Stations may be broadcasting all digital, but they'll still be broadcasting Gilligan's Island reruns at SD or (gasp) upconverted to 1080i.

UHDV technology may be the future, but the expense of producing content won't make it mainstream. Oh, and Slashdot covered this before.

"Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.

The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) announced today further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the AOL customer relation system.

AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer base.

The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question, has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.

With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine "homo thug" underground.

"I don't know why it changed, exactly. Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said Tracy, an AOL representative. "It happened two or three days ago."

Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to take them all on."

An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.

Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.

Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with victory.

Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this release.

About America Online, Inc.

America Online, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of subsidiary of Time Warner Inc. Based in Dulles, Virginia, America Online is the world's leader in interactive services, Web brands, Internet technologies and e-commerce services.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gna

the fact that you are having a kid proves you are getting laid with some regularity.

Actually, it proves that she's getting laid ... after all, "it's the *Virgin* Mary, Eddie. What did Joseph have to do with *anything*?" (Simon Birch)

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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No, it sounds terrible. Like those CDs that had high-pitched audio to prevent copying, and ended up eating people's speakers.

They claim they got the inspiration by noticing that computer monitors and TVs film poorly and have lines progressing down the screen (because the camera is filming faster than the screen can refresh, and is catching it in mid-frame. The image on your screen is being redrawn 60-85 times per second, depending on what your refresh rate is.) Except I know several people who experience physical pain given a low-enough refresh rate. Even 60-65 Hz can make them cringe. If they're introducing artifacts at regular intervals into a movie, I could easily imagine this affecting a whole bunch of people who would then be unable to attend movies. That would be poor. (Though pissing off your audience seems to work for the RIAA, so who knows?)

Really, it would be a lot less effort to start smaller. All pre-release copies of a movie (maybe even all prints, but then 1-to-1 mappings become harder) should get their own watermark. Something small, that's only in a few frames, like a cue dot. Barely noticeable unless you're looking for it. And then when a movie gets released on the 'net, look for the watermark, and then go find the person who leaked it, and force them to watch Gigli or From Justin to Kelly over and over with their eyes forced open like in A Clockwork Orange. I imagine movie piracy would decrease by at least 50%, if not more, if the screeners, projectionists, etc were all held responsible. The average joe with a camcorder can't do a TeleSync. Besides, nobody wants to download movies filmed with a camcorder. They're shaky, the cameraman is often eating popcorn or slurping soda, or talking, or whatever.

No, it sounds terrible. Like those CDs that had high-pitched audio to prevent copying, and ended up eating people's speakers.

They claim they got the inspiration by noticing that computer monitors and TVs film poorly and have lines progressing down the screen (because the camera is filming faster than the screen can refresh, and is catching it in mid-frame. The image on your screen is being redrawn 60-85 times per second, depending on what your refresh rate is.) Except I know several people who experience physical pain given a low-enough refresh rate. Even 60-65 Hz can make them cringe. If they're introducing artifacts at regular intervals into a movie, I could easily imagine this affecting a whole bunch of people who would then be unable to attend movies. That would be poor. (Though pissing off your audience seems to work for the RIAA, so who knows?)

Really, it would be a lot less effort to start smaller. All pre-release copies of a movie (maybe even all prints, but then 1-to-1 mappings become harder) should get their own watermark. Something small, that's only in a few frames, like a cue dot. Barely noticeable unless you're looking for it. And then when a movie gets released on the 'net, look for the watermark, and then go find the person who leaked it, and force them to watch Gigli or From Justin to Kelly over and over with their eyes forced open like in A Clockwork Orange. I imagine movie piracy would decrease by at least 50%, if not more, if the screeners, projectionists, etc were all held responsible. The average joe with a camcorder can't do a TeleSync. Besides, nobody wants to download movies filmed with a camcorder. They're shaky, the cameraman is often eating popcorn or slurping soda, or talking, or whatever.

No, it sounds terrible. Like those CDs that had high-pitched audio to prevent copying, and ended up eating people's speakers.

They claim they got the inspiration by noticing that computer monitors and TVs film poorly and have lines progressing down the screen (because the camera is filming faster than the screen can refresh, and is catching it in mid-frame. The image on your screen is being redrawn 60-85 times per second, depending on what your refresh rate is.) Except I know several people who experience physical pain given a low-enough refresh rate. Even 60-65 Hz can make them cringe. If they're introducing artifacts at regular intervals into a movie, I could easily imagine this affecting a whole bunch of people who would then be unable to attend movies. That would be poor. (Though pissing off your audience seems to work for the RIAA, so who knows?)

Really, it would be a lot less effort to start smaller. All pre-release copies of a movie (maybe even all prints, but then 1-to-1 mappings become harder) should get their own watermark. Something small, that's only in a few frames, like a cue dot. Barely noticeable unless you're looking for it. And then when a movie gets released on the 'net, look for the watermark, and then go find the person who leaked it, and force them to watch Gigli or From Justin to Kelly over and over with their eyes forced open like in A Clockwork Orange. I imagine movie piracy would decrease by at least 50%, if not more, if the screeners, projectionists, etc were all held responsible. The average joe with a camcorder can't do a TeleSync. Besides, nobody wants to download movies filmed with a camcorder. They're shaky, the cameraman is often eating popcorn or slurping soda, or talking, or whatever.