Domain: jackinworld.com
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Comments · 28
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Re:Um.... 6 fingers?
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The Dangers of Goto...Personally, I have no interest in sex with kids or photos of young kids in states of undress; they do nothing for me sexually. I just remember the difficult time I had as a kid getting straight answers about sex from people. The teachers would say "Goto Parent". The parent would say "Goto Preacher". The preacher would say "Goto Hell".
I applaud the efforts of sites like jackinworld who show the danger of this "Goto" style of education and are able to use the internet to sidestep some legal troubles that one might have if they did this sort of "shared wisdom" in a face-to-face manner.
I realize the law lacks specifying the "intent" of the pictures and it therefore makes it a crazy patchwork of judge's rulings. So Kjella is probably right that self-made and self-published photos would be attempted to be prosecuted under today's law.
But all cases I'm aware of that did this had an adult involved at some point (giving them the idea, lending them the camera knowing their likely intent, etc). Is the same true if the child is completely without adult influence?
Compare masturbation without adult influence and masturbation with adult influence. While I feel that someone like Michael Jackson paying to watch a 12 year old masturbate is child molestation, I think that a janitor who accidentally walks in on a 12 year old masturbating in a stall but then abruptly leaves is a different intent. Though not tested legally, this would probably change the legal patchwork (if a case like this ever made it to court.)
Taking naked underage photographs of yourself with no adult involvment at all seems like a similar form of self-expression as masturbation. Yes, the lack of "intent" being specified in the legal definition of child porn makes a difficult case to win. But damn it, I should be allowed to take and display photos of myself if my parents can be allowed to photograph me as a two year old with an erection or as a three month old posed like a playgirl centerfold on a bear rug. Though not spelled out, I think there is some level of "intent" that the law requires, but just a very, very low and vague standard.
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Funny, TFA also applies to ...
When you read this book, I would recommend that you sit at your computer to try these techniques as you read them. I tried to just read the book at first, but you really get itchy to try each feature out. Take it in sequence, as there is a definite building from one chapter to the next.
This also applies to this site
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Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever.
Why bother with a sex category? Just point everybody here. "Know your audience", as they say.
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Re:Father ??
Hmmm. It seems to me that instead of bleeding the beast by suing IBM, big Darl would be doing the world a favour if he did a little more bleeding the beast in the bathroom.
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Dear MasturbatorDear Masturbator,
I know a site that might interest you, if you have some spare time:
Lubed,
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Re:Carpentry
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Re:Clippy in the kitchen
yes, clippy would link to this.
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Are you guys lonely?
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Here
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Re:Is this a plan to....
(a) Convince me that $85.00 is not to much for an imported japanese hentai video game that will play on 98/me but not 2k/xp?
(b) Convince me to stop beating the gorilla even though my skin is chaffing and I am out of hand lotion. (vaseline is so MESSY, but...).
(c) Convince me that jgirls.com is not the best site to hook-up with jpegs of some phine asian girls, jackin it! Yeah baybey!
(d) Convince me that I do not need an eazy-wash phucking vinyl cover for my keyboard!"
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Penis!
hardware-cum-software
That is a double entendre if I ever heard one...
And pretty accurately describes what happens.
Yes, after you cum, your "hardware" becomes soft.
Can I offer you some viagra?
Or a book on how you can acheive multiple orgasms?
Or perhaps I should point you to JackinWorld, where you can learn how to last untill she comes.
And if you're not in the USA, and somebody catches you doing it, you can just say that you're supporting this effort. -
Harrison Ford Is My CousinPussy? Yeah, right. You love cock. You can't get enough man-sausage.
Doing a quick calculation, it appears that in your short lifetime you've already sucked 25,000 different dicks. That's a lot of dick. Now, let us assume that each dick was sucked a minimum of 10 times. Obviously this is a low estimate since we both know that you've sucked your dad off at least 1,000 times. But anyway, this means you've given 250,000 blow jobs. Now then this article points out that each ejaculation averages to be about 1 tablespoon of semen and semenal fluid. 1 tablespoon is equal to 15 mL according to this article. So if you've had 250,000 tablespoons of semen shot into you, you've consumed 3,750,000 mL of semen. Furthermore we know that 1 quart equals 946.36 mL from this webpage. Therefore, you have had 3,962 quarts of semen. Ultimately, this means that you've ingested 990 gallons of semen. Consider this, an in-ground pool with dimensions of five feet by seven feet and a shallow depth of one foot and a deep depth of seven feet holds roughly 1,050 gallons (source). You've drank an entire swimming pool of semen.
Ultimately, you're a homosexual and this means that you will soon be battling AIDS so don't expend energy trying to keep up with me, you lazy Muslim.
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Stop! Stop Now!
They must stop this madness now!
Do you think I want children 'researching' oral sex, or discusting masturbation in a public library? It is completely evil!
If this doesn't go past, you will automatically start to see bums jacking off in libraries!
Or gay rings in public schools!
We Must Put a Stop to This!
This holy law must be passed! -
Latrell Sprewell Is My CousinYou cite my journal and call it "whiny." Please check my journal again son. There's no whining there - just good science. Now, on with the flame. (For the record, I troll for fun. You seem to be taking this much more seriously than I.)
If there's one thing you know a lot about - it is tools. I mean, doing a quick calculation, it appears that in your short lifetime you've already sucked 25,000 different dicks. That's a lot of dick. Now, let us assume that each dick was sucked a minimum of 10 times. Obviously this is a low estimate since we both know that you've sucked your dad off at least 1,000 times. But anyway, this means you've given 250,000 blow jobs. Now then this article points out that each ejaculation averages to be about 1 tablespoon of semen and semenal fluid. 1 tablespoon is equal to 15 mL according to this article. So if you've had 250,000 tablespoons of semen shot into you, you've consumed 3,750,000 mL of semen. Furthermore we know that 1 quart equals 946.36 mL from this webpage. Therefore, you have had 3,962 quarts of semen. Ultimately, this means that you've ingested 990 gallons of semen. Consider this, an in-ground pool with dimensions of five feet by seven feet and a shallow depth of one foot and a deep depth of seven feet holds roughly 1,050 gallons (source). You've drank an entire swimming pool of semen.
Ultimately, you're a homosexual and therefore will soon have AIDS.
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Re:How to wank
You're pathetic, what a waste of time. http://www.jackinworld.com/ is already the best masturbation resourse on the Internet. You can go kill yourself now, there is no further need for you on this plane of existance.
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Re:Quote ...
I came up with this - not pinkbits. Perhaps you were typing one handed?
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Re:armageddon
Sorry to be nitpicky and offtopic, but technically it has to be a battle to be Armageddon. At the end of the world (according to the book of Revelation), there will be a "last battle" on the planes of Har-Megiddo, transliterated as Armageddon, and one of the forces will have two hundred million soldiers. These planes were the site of several previous bloody battles, so it is fitting that the last one should be there.
200,000,000? Now I am going to be nit-picky. Did you ever notice how people exagerrate to make a better story?
Ancient peoples didn't have a short-hand for numbers as large as a million. IIRC the ancient greeks only had terms to count up to 10,000.
So, I suspect a later transcriber or translator, whose piety exceeded his scholarship, or his honesty, stretched this number by many orders of magnitude.
Pious people have a bad history of mistranslating the bible in order to advance their own, short-term, secular, political agendas. See the sin of onanism . (This web-page asserts that the bible doesn't forbid masturbation. The web-page asserts that the one passage religious prudes cite actually addresses coitus interruptus.)
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Re:Need some advice guys! :o(
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Great sites
Goat Sex: When a pussy just won't do!
Fecal Japan: Tastey chocolate treats from our asian friends!
Bonsai Kitten: Japanese Secret artform for cat lovers!
Girls School: Sign your daughter up for private high school!
Sorority Sisters: Tired of the stuck up bitches in delta alpha twa? Check us out!
Clitical: Helpful for both women and men. There's techniques and even benefits!
Jackin' World: The most comprehensive guide on the net! Helpful for gus after the previous few links.
CT Laminating Company: For printing any of the guides and keeping them safe from wear and tear! -
Re:For a good time...
This is the online equivalent.
Or, to quote a response to my post to this thread, "it explains what masturbation is." -
Re:Rob has a "Jack Bot"?
Check this place for advice.
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Re:You should see my bonerThanks! You rock d00d!
I secured the image on my hard drive in case she decides to delete it altogether one day.
Mmmm.... once I get back from work, I've gotta shake my snake to that image.
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Slashdot Smart Tags(-1, Pornographer)
Wow, I just realized something. This new Slashdot now has smart tags. See those domain names in brackets? I never put those there. You are putting words into my mouth! This is even worse than the damned Smart Tags IE6 wants to use! Slashdot!
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Re:Don't censor, educate.
Never abdicate your parental responsibility to software.
I would still insist good filtering software (as opposed to what exists today) has a function to fulfil, namely to tell apart what kids should be allowed to explore on their own and what you should be around to explain a few things.
I think something is forgotten in all this, kids have a right to privacy too. They need to be left alone every now and then to experience things on their own. They can't become a responsible individual unless they are allowed this right, IMHO.
Other than that, I agree with you, but I don't think you can seed your child's mind with competing memes unless you allow them privacy to explore things on their own, once in a while.
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Re:Put it in the living roomI can't agree. I think kids deserve privacy too, and while I'm not expecting to become a parent for me for the next ten years, if I were, there are some sites they should be allowed to visit without me looking over their shoulder, there are some sexual experiments that is a part of growing up they should be allowed to do in privacy, and there are certain sites where I would like to be around to explain a few things...
So, putting the computer in the living room is not a solution. At least, not a very good solution.
I think one solution is to teach the kids to behave responsibly. But that's only part of the solution, I do think filters must be a part of this too. But good filters, filters that simply do not exist today. I think TimBL's Semantic Web-dream will go a long way in providing the solution.
Actually, I would really like to see good filters become a reality. I maintain a site on how to use a compass, and I've got a page where I put up mnemonics people send me. One very common goes something like "True Virgins Make Dull Companions At Weddings" (there are many variations). Since I'm aiming this tutorial mainly at kids, I haven't put that one up. For one thing, the sucky filters of today would likely block me, and besides you never know how people could take offence. If I could label it, and trust that filters would handle it properly, I could make a separate page with those, problem solved.
Well, I don't have a solution to the poster's problem. I don't think there exists a solution right now. Perhaps putting it in the living room is an acceptable temporary solution, and then showing her the a bunch sites that you find acceptable for her to explore in privacy while you're at work or something.
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Not the same game
from the pocket-pool dept.
I think the physics for that particular variant of the game can be found here.
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Re:Don't fall in the LJBF trap ...You forgot one: