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Pity about the pop-ups, overs, unders, and throughs, though.

If you've never heard Hawking's musical efforts (I kid you not), now is the time. Check out www.mchawking.com and prepare to bust a gut laughing. This is not to be missed.

Seriously, all power generation has some sort of negative effect. (You down with entropy?) Even (large) wind farms have been shown to (slightly) increase the level and duration of frost down wind.

but now everyone sounds like Stephen Hawking

You mean MC Hawking, right?, right?

HURR, real creative variant on the old "Stephen King" troll there, buddy. Too bad you couldn't even edit out the "Maine" from the original.

Besides, even if the Hawkman were to buck the kicket, you can be sure that like his forbears in rockin' the mic, 2Pac and B.I.G., his music will live on for years to come.

The ULTIMATE in science oriented songs is to be found at MC Hawking's Crib. Yes, little did you know that everyone's wheelchair bound astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, is in reality a rap star on the side. His works have to be heard to be believed. To give you a flavor of what we're taling about, here's the lyrics to his smash Entropy:

Trash Talk
Harm me with harmony.
Doomsday, drop a load on 'em.

Verse 1
Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.

You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.

That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.

Chorus
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!

Verse 2
Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.

You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

Chorus

Trash Talk
Hit it!
Doomsday, kick it in!

The ULTIMATE in science oriented songs is to be found at MC Hawking's Crib. Yes, little did you know that everyone's wheelchair bound astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, is in reality a rap star on the side. His works have to be heard to be believed. To give you a flavor of what we're taling about, here's the lyrics to his smash Entropy:

Trash Talk
Harm me with harmony.
Doomsday, drop a load on 'em.

Verse 1
Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.

You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.

That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.

Chorus
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!

Verse 2
Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.

You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

Chorus

Trash Talk
Hit it!
Doomsday, kick it in!

"...or those with Lou Gehrig's Disease to allow them to use their computers."

whoa....the mighty stephen hawking (already a "fucking quake master") with implants...step back.

...You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster...

I think Hawking would say this.

Thanks to the crew at www.mchawking.com we now know how Stephen feels about the second law; and by extrapolation, how he feels about "Energy from nothing".

I think Hawking would say this.

Thanks to the crew at www.mchawking.com we now know how Stephen feels about the second law; and by extrapolation, how he feels about "Energy from nothing".

check out THE MIGHTY MC HAWKING'S MP3s.

http://www.mchawking.com

Yeah, you know me!

For the unintiated, MC Hawking lyrics follow.

MC Hawking is Stephen Hawking, physicist and gangsta rapper. Despite three critically acclaimed albums and nearly ten years on the mic, Stephen Hawking remains virtually unknown as a musician. mchawking.com is devoted to Stephen Hawking's career as a lyrical terrorist.

Harm me with harmony.
Doomsday, drop a load on 'em.

Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.

You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.

That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.

Chorus
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!

Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.

You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

Chorus

Hit it!
Doomsday, kick it in!

Yeah, you know me!

For the unintiated, MC Hawking lyrics follow.

MC Hawking is Stephen Hawking, physicist and gangsta rapper. Despite three critically acclaimed albums and nearly ten years on the mic, Stephen Hawking remains virtually unknown as a musician. mchawking.com is devoted to Stephen Hawking's career as a lyrical terrorist.

Harm me with harmony.
Doomsday, drop a load on 'em.

Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.

You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.

That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.

Chorus
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!

Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.

You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

Chorus

Hit it!
Doomsday, kick it in!

I think this counts.

mchawking.com

any one know where I can get an mp3 of him

Sure, you can find Stephen Hawking MP3's right here.

Check out his rap albums - http://www.mchawking.com/music.html. You definitely shouldn't miss "F*ck the Creationists."

MP3s of Hawking are at

M.C. Hawking's Crib [http://www.mchawking.com]
including tracks from "A Brief History of Rhyme" and singles such as "Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die? "

www.mchawking.com

I strongly recommend "Entropy" from MCHawking's mad-phat "A Brief History of Rhyme" LP. Can download the free mp3 from mchawking.com or the MC Hawking section at mp3.com

don't forget that astrophysics isn't the only way he makes money. there is also mc hawking the gangsta' wrapper. i really like the entropy song.

"Stephen Hawking the noted physicist has suggested using genetic engineering and biomechanical interfaces to computers in order to make possible a direct connection between brain and computers

Aha, so that's how he got to be such a Quake master.

Check out his groundbreaking rap work as well! at MC Hawking.com

Ciagrettes may cause cancer.

Drinking may cause intoxication.

Living may result in death.

:P

Is there some basis of fact in these, and the above video games-make-you-violent statement?

Sure. Some people who smoke will get cancer and croak. Some people who drink, will get intoxicated. Although, violating the chain, everyone who lives, dies.

And of course, some people, when logging onto the Quake server and having a railgun shoved so far up their arse that it knocks out their teeth by the Mighty Stephen Hawking, will react violently in other situations as well.

Call me crazy, but I think the sheer numbers of BFG9k totin' geeks who don't go out of their way, and, say, start murdering people sort of discounts this little theory.

(Also just in! Linux causes productivity in workers, while XBill causes dramatic loss in productivity!)

Eventually one ought to be able to programme celebrity voices to have them say what you what them to say. So that one could get James Hetfield (singer for Metallica) to praise Napster.

Oh - it's already happened ... MC Hawking's Crib

We must protect the voices of our stars against the reverse engineering of their talent and the propagation of atrocities like "The (almost) real slim shady".

It's the thin edge of the wedge which will destroy all musical creativity.

James

is a remix by MC Stephen Hawking.

-d.
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Slashdot: When News Breaks, We Give You The Pieces

Yeah, as MC Hawking says "fuck the creationists" [MP3]
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Yeah, as MC Hawking says "fuck the creationists" [MP3]
--

...of a speech synthesizer that has no problem at all with swearing and obscenities is Stephen Hawkings' speech synthesizer. He seems to have a second career as a gangsta rapper. Listen to his mp3s and be amazed...

Its not "If I knew it was gonna be that kinda party I woulda sticked my dick in the mashed potatoes."

Its "If [the creationists] are going to throw that kind of party, I am going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." Such art does not deserve to be misquoted. :)

Its a must listen for any Darwinist: MC Hawking

I'm glad you like my .sig. I wanted to put an actual link in it, but, unfortunately, the slashdot .sig char limit includes the html "code" and all the blah blah blah took up too many chars. So I had to get slightly creative.

Oh well...


kickin' science like no one else can,
my dick is twice as long as my attention span.

I would like to quote Mc Hawking

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,

There are a few that haven't been converted, though. I spent most of today in front of this computer, reading /. and playing some cool old games from when graphics sucked so much that games couldn't get by on looks alone. Background music was provided by several artists, mostly Arlo Guthrie, MC Hawking, and Purple Motion. My roommate was down the hall, watching the game with somebody who actually has a TV in their room. In short, all those companies paying millions for commercial time can have their TV-addicted zombies. I'm going back to my game of Master of Orion.

Check out MC Stephen Hawkings mad pimpin lyrical funkmasta rhymes from his 1997 album, E = MC Hawking

F*ck The Creationists.mp3

His other works include:

The Hawkman Cometh EP (1992)
A Brief History of Rhyme (1994)

I think MC Hawking said it best, in his song, Fuck the Creationists:

Noah and his Ark,
Adam and his Eve.
Straight up Fairy stories even children don't believe.


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I think MC Hawking said it best, in his song, Fuck the Creationists:

Noah and his Ark,
Adam and his Eve.
Straight up Fairy stories even children don't believe.


--

That reminds me, I came across Stephen Hawking's Gansta Rap page the other day. Maybe he should add a new verse to F*** the Creationists...

What does Hawking know about the environment anyway. I thought he was a Gansta Rapper!

MC Hawking

MC Hawking rules!!!!

Let him drop a little science on your ass.

Of course this is just a rumour which hasn't appeared on www.mchawking.com

Betcha didn't know about this ;)

If you believe he's actually MC Hawking, then he has the same accent as the Amiga's Say program. Therefore, he has a cowboy yankee accent and must be American.

I hope these dreary predictions aren't taking time away from his career as a gangsta rapper.

He'd just as soon bust a cap in your ass as look at you.

MC Hawking's Crib

(Seriously, this site is hilarious! Any Stephen Hawking fan must check it out. And for those wondering, no, I'm not affiliated with the site.)

"I can only show you Linux... you're the one who has to read the man pages."

...cuz MC Hawking is gonna drop some mad science on yo ass...

I always knew there were two astrophysicists who needed voice boxes. There's Stephen Hawking the popular one and the little known porn star Stephen Hawkins

Actually, Stephen Hawking is part-time astrophysicist, part-time gangsta rappa. Why wasn't this included in the book?

While there are dozens of other sites on the web devoted
to Stephen Hawking's scientific achievements, I am unaware of a single
site (aside from this one) devoted to his career as a lyrical terrorist.