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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

Thank you for taking the time to sign this petition. Due to recent leaks in the press, the Death Star project (previously classified project names included "Sphere of Phear", "Planet Death", "The Killing Ball", "Death Moon", "Giant Hurt Ball" and "Deathticle" has recently been partially declassified under the IEKINLAS provision.

Your administration has begun work on constructing a Death Star at the Formalhaut Space Dock facilities, and work is [CLASSIFIED]. We expect [CLASSIFIED] to mount an [CLASSIFIED] and when [CLASSIFIED] fully commited, it will be revealed that [CLASSIFIED].

Star Wars is a new Beowulf, but we as a culture cannot own it and make it ours. It is now eternal and unchanging, as will be our culture. Another word for eternal and unchanging is dead.

It is not dead which can forever lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

In a similar vein is The Afromen (Because we're too white): http://www.sequentialpictures.com/movieafromen.htm l

Watch this, you should.

Already done...

I call it the "Sphere of Fear"...

Planet Death...

The Killing Ball...

Death Moon...

Giant Hurt Ball!

The Deathticle!

Credit to http://www.sequentialpictures.com/

Four or five of you probably haven't seen this yet. The parent is referencing the parody here:

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepi sode3.html

Well......this might give you some satisfaction.

I can only hope that episode theree is as good as this

Best Star Wars trailer ever

Its been done.

What...no Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope? It's better...and much, much funnier...than any of these films.

"Warn you we tried. Listen you did not. Now screwed we all will be!"

This gives me an idea. We should google-bomb the link with "Star Wars Episode 3" and variants thereof (Star Wars Episode III) and see if we can deflect people from the actual film. Tell your friends!

This gives me an idea. We should google-bomb the link with "Star Wars Episode 3" and variants thereof (Star Wars Episode III) and see if we can deflect people from the actual film. Tell your friends!

I had never seen that before. Pretty funny.

There's always Episode 3: A Lost Hope. He's given.... special treatment.

The high quality trailer is already available for download. It seems as though Lucas has had to switch actors, though. Of course, that can only be a good thing.:)

I hope it's as good as the previews indicate it is!

The real trailer has already been out for some time now.

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepi sode3.html

"Warned you we did. Listen you did not. Screwed we now are"

Check out this parody of Episode III. The guy did some nice work. Looks like everything is green screen. Funny as hell. http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepi sode3.html