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Not to mention the more well known science show, South Park.

I'd be careful -- it could prove to be a health hazard in more than one way.

their original request to put satellite antennas on people was rejected...

I guess too many were traumatised by Cartman's satellite dish to ever make this viable option.

Just yell "It's coming right for us!!" and everything's cool...

Apple products are bought by fags (well not bikers, but you know) and retards who think they are hipsters only anyway.

Do these people really have nothing better to do with their time and money than harassing fishing boats?

Obligatory South Park: Whale Whores. tl;dr: Whales and Dolphins bombed Hiroshima. There's proof, but it was forged.

I wouldn't trust a person who's never owned a smartphone to know what they're missing, any more than I would trust a person who refuses to join Facebook to understand what they're missing by refusing to join Facebook.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s14e04-you-have-0-friends

See:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e02-funnybot

They aired this on TV.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103759/not-a-big-deal

Actually, it was a SouthPark reference. http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s15e08-ass-burgers

...dying from smelling their own farts. ;)

Southpark did it first, and better.

South Park already did this with Awesome-o!

Evidence: Awesome-O

Or surgically. Why bother with messy glue. Anyway, you clicked "I Agree".

Have they learned from the Japanese!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103420/japanese-charm

Of course Apple refused to be involved - they gave up on man-machine hybrids after the HUMAN CENTiPAD fiasco: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e01-humancentipad

. Do you really believe executives at Columbia and 20th Century-Fox are being caught "flat-footed" by Lolcats, 40 minute reviews of Star Wars movies and time-lapse photography of flowers blooming on Vimeo?

No, they were caught "flat-footed" by a distribution medium which has obsoleted the television medium. The only thing that nowadays TV still has that the internet doesn't is the industrialized content, but with the advent of sites such as http://www.southparkstudios.com/, http://www.thedailyshow.com/ and http://www.colbertnation.com/, not to mention the unauthorized distribution of tv series, it's quite obvious that TV is destined to go the way of the dodo.

That reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite south park episodes, about a game called Heroin Hero.

It is also much harder for a non-native speaker with one accent to understand a non-native speaker with another.

I'll just leave this here... (skip to 5:00)

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s06e09-free-hat

Heh, it's one thing for a petty Bush administration to try and discredit a blogger. It's something entirely different to claim the CIA made up the rape claims against DSK just because he questioned the value of the dollar. Take off the tinfoil hate for a few minutes unless you want to get lumped in with the 25%

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154416/pleasure-model

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e06-manbearpig

Because doing so stresses the artificial scarcity of a Google+ account which makes the majority of the population's desire for an account ever more strong.

This exact same marketing strategy is the exact reason why women fawn all of diamonds today. Contrary to popular myth, outside of heavy industry people largely didn't give a crap about diamonds (they used to be considered almost worthless - as they actually are). The same thing is done for cool night clubs and country clubs.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. That moto has worked extremely well for Fox News and most politicians.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s14e04-you-have-0-friends

No, but they're great in iPads.

does the NCAA consider them their slaves?

This seems relevant.

This is the "You can't come technique". http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s05e06-cartmanland

If you spell correctly then it comes off like when Southpark's Butters was a pimp, do you know what I am saying?

A good number of them will go through 90% of all available achievements just because they are there to go through.

Is the title for completing 100% of all achievements called "Mom! Bathroom!"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffjBxA-cnbM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft

"The soul of music has nearly vanished"? Surely, you must be joking. Either that, or you haven't been listening to enough Tween Wave.

That stuff just sounds like shit to me.

"The soul of music has nearly vanished"? Surely, you must be joking. Either that, or you haven't been listening to enough Tween Wave.

As a homosexual, your forced political correctness offends me.

Fag.

He still doesn't get it. For whatever reason, he continues to equate incredible special effects with incredible results. Even if he were to spend that massive budget for each episode, I strongly doubt the result would be anywhere near as good as something like Battlestar Galatica, Babylon 5, etc.

If you somehow haven't seen them, I recommend Red Letter Media's review of the Star Wars: Episodes 1-3, which does a better job of explaining why those films are miserable piles of crap than I could ever hope to do myself. Also relevant clip from an episode of South Park.

Damn mongrorians. You alway try ta get ova my shi-ti warr! http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s06e11-child-abduction-is-not-funny

no, they say kraft dinner

Kraft Dinner

Growing up in middleofnowhereIndiana, I had to look up what kraft dinner was when this originally aired.

Well, no, but you can make it a regular by going and killing more daughters!
*BADUM-TISH*
<robotic-voice>AAAWWWKWAAAARRRDDDD!<robotic-voice>

Or, wire it to the human centipad: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e01-humancentipad

Wow. Are you *really* defending 10-mile-long lawyer code contracts??

I bet you $100 right on the hand, that you can NOT fully comprehend even a SINGLE ONE of the contracts you made with big companies. And I bet you another $100 that you did NOT read most of them anyway.
You may think you understand them. But you canâ(TM)t. Ever.
You may think you will read them. But you won't. Hypocrite.

Those are DELIBERATELY designed to cause the biggest possible harm fathomable to the user at the profit of the company.

But of course, the retards believe the criminals writing those contracts, that it's "not" deliberate, and they are just $BLATANT_LIE and $ANOTHER_GIGANTIC_AND_DISGUSTING_LIE.
Which means they deserve it for being so oblivious and gullible.

I urge you to watch http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e01-humancentipad

Back door?
More like front door! ^^

Yes, you can read the source code. Just like you read the terms and conditions of all your other contracts, right? ;)

P.S.: You can see my Linux hatred by me using Gentoo (Stage 1) for 6 years on my 3 systems now. Yep, clear MS fanboi. :P

Yeah like when they try to do a human centipede method like in South Park season's 15 premiere. Ew!

Basically, the Supreme Court saw last night's South Park and said "Yeah, that's exactly how the legal system should work!"

Luckily, South Park today released some calming balm in the form of THE HUMANCENTiPAD!

Oh, and I stopped seeing Apple users as humans. To be humans they would have to be separate entities instead of a resource that is used and controlled and has no own opinion or will.

Silverlight needs to stop existing right now. No excuses.
Flash needs to be phased out as soon as possible.

With that said, have a look at south park studios.
Flash? Check.
Streaming? Check.
Quality adapts to connection quality? Check.

Flash can't do that, and YouTube can't do that.

Flash can do that, and YouTube is not a streaming service. Yet.

FYI I am a 4.0 university student who smokes weed.

Oh, no! Don't tell me you're one of those.

some asshole will come out of the woodwork and snort "How could those guys not plan for __________?"

Captain Hindsight!

Captain Hindsight saved the day one more time.

Not to mention The Simpsons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Shot_Mr._Burns%3F#Part_one And South Park: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153481/blocking-out-the-sun

You have to do internal testing to find the brown noise, which is the real purpose of project Google Music.

You only need 3 steps to profit