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And lost a cast member over it (Isaac Hayes). They Parker and Stone say "no sacred cows," they mean it.

Incorrect, South Park is for most part 2D vector graphics.

You're a fuckin' faggot, dude.

http://www.spscriptorium.com/ScriptGuideIndex.htm (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

Or, kind of like when the South Park news channel reported that some 'Puerto Rican Guy' kidnapped poor Butters Stotch. But it was actually his mom who did it, instead.

Yeah, just like that.

Sounds like Tim Robbins in Team america:
 
"Let me explain to you how this works. You see, the corporations finance Team America. And then Team America goes out and the corporations sit there in their, in their corporation buildings and, and and see that's, they're all corporationy, and they make money. Mhm."

I believe the correct 'Patriot Act' compliant term you're looking for is: 'Enemy Combatant'.

The Goons will watch 'enemy combatants' go on their daily routine. As soon as the 'enemy combatants' appear, the goons nab them.

This is reminiscent of a South Park episode. The one where the kids go shooting with Jimbo and Ned. The goons just have to wait until the 'enemy combatant' appears on screen, then shout: 'By God, it's coming right for us!' and nab them (even if they're just sitting on their arses watching TV). See the 'it's coming right for us!' bit turns an everyday person into an 'enemy combatant'--muahahaha!

My wife and I are both Star Wars fans, and we joked about telling just one guest that our wedding would be Star Wars themed and asking him to come in costume. We're not that cruel, but I can't help but regret that our wedding album lacks a picture of a bunch of guys in formal wear standing around with a guy in a cheap Chewbacca costume.

1. Solar radiation output is increasing as helium 'ash' accumulates at the sun's core; The change amounts to 33% in 4.6 billion years.
2. Sunspots are dark areas which radiate less energy, not more.
3. Earth's orbital eccentricity is currently .016, a nearly perfect circle.
4. Momentum of orbiting bodies is conserved therefore there is no such thing as gravitational friction.

Score: -1, Factually Incorrect.

The article also doesn't tell the whole story. Half the adds have the black woman grabbing the white woman. It's also obviously about color in general, not color of skin. Both women are entirely dressed in their respective colors. (Cue remarks about how black and/or white aren't colors.)

Really, while the adds are perhaps not as wisely chosen as they could have been (assuming all the media attention doesn't work to Sony's advantage), the issue is being blown entirely out of proportion by overly pc-people.

I wish people would realise that seeing racial issues where there are none is is almost as undesirable as direct racism itself. Take a lesson from South Park.

Rob Reiner: There, you see that?! The tobacco company won't give us the kid! And do you know why?! Because they know that if they give us that kid, then we'll kill him! And when our commercial goes on the air, it will lose them business! -- Episode 713 - Butt Out

Yeah early puberty can be tough. Just ask Eric Cartmen when he got his pubes before the other guys. He became increasingly frustrated in attempt after attempt to get his money back from Scott Tenorman who sold his pubes to Eric under false pretenses. But Eric got his revenge by getting Scott's parents killed, made them into chili, and fed them to Scott.

South Park also depicted Muhammed in cartoon form, the same thing that's apparently pissing all these people off. Episode 504. He was portrayed as quite effete and he works with Jesus and Krishna to defeat David Blaine, which seems pretty blasphemous.

It didn't kick off any riots.

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/MakingOfSouthP ark.htm

Adobe http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/MakingOfSouthP ark.htm

Episode scripts.
Series 7, episode 709, search in the page for "shark".

I bet you can't understand why you need a monkey with four asses either! Some people just don't get it!

Yeah, I'm sure that's what he meant...

Certainly nothing along the lines of South Park Season 2, Episode 03, I'm sure...

Assume you're right and that deer populations are exploding. So, yes.. I guess something has to replace the natural predators of deer and elk - wolves and mountain lions - that have been hunted to near extinction.

Congratulations, your near annihilation of species has made hunters relevant. I suppose the majority would prefer hunters in the woods instead of wolves (the gun industry and the NRA especially - they have to sell products to someone now that the US isn't the wild west) - but it's a slightly sad state of affairs when you try to justify actions that were made necesary by your predecessors causing the situation in the first place.

Quick! Thin out their numbers!!!

I actually found out about South Park episode 805 on a Dance Dance Revolution web board. "You mean dancing without a machine telling you what to do? That's stupid."

Randy: [debriefing Gerald and Sheila] And so that's the situation. All the boys are out there somewhere with a... pornographic videotape.
Sheila: Oh God, this, this is horrible!
Gerald: All right, calm down. Now, just how bad of a porno tape are we talking here? I mean, was it like Crotch Capers 3?
Randy: I'm a...afraid it was... Back Door Sluts 9. [he and Sharon hang their heads in shame]
Gerald, Chris: Back Door Sluts 9???
Linda: Is that bad?
Chris: Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
Gerald: It, it is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever made. [Sheila gets angrier by the word]
Sheila: [slaps him] How the hell do you know?!
Gerald: [shakily] I, uh, I I I read about it in People.

here are some nice suggestions for its use, people who saw howard stern in private part know what i mean

Yes, yes, I know it's from a South Park Episode link to script

"This month he was hoping to have a gold-plated shark tank bar installed right next to the pool, but thanks to people downloading his music for free, he must now wait a few months before he can afford it."

and it was Lars Ulrich our favorite fan of MP3s...

Great South Park ep.
"Man must learn to think of these horrible outcomes before he acts selfishly or else... I fear... recording artists will be forever doomed to a life of only semi-luxury."

I can't believe this hasn't been modded up as funny. Made me crack up. :)

South Park is awesome.

For anyone who is not yet aware, this is a reference to South Park season 2 episode 14 (Ctrl-F "Chewbacca", or better - watch the episode).

Reminds me of the thing from this Southpark episode
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http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season5/E511script.ht m

Figures as soon as I submit, I find the script...

Mr. Garrison: IT gets over 300 miles to the gallon, and is safely capable of speeds of over 200 miles per hour.

Guests: Whoa. Wow.

Bill Gates: This will change everything.

Steve Jobs: We're going to have to rethnk cities!

Mr. Garrison: [puts on a helmet] Now, IT is easily operated using four flexigrip handles. Two of them are on each side. Left side for throttle, right side for steering. [operates each one as he describes it] The third flexigrip is gently inserted into the anus, to keep the driver in place. [gets into the wheel and activates the flexigrip. It extends into his anus and he groans as it locks him in.]

Guests: Ugh. Oh.

Mr. Garrison: ...there we go. Now, the final flexigrip is directly in front of the driver so that its small switches can be operated with the mouth, as such. [begins to suck on the flexigrip, then stops] Put the four together and we're ready to go. [gets the four flexigrips to work in unison and the vehicles takes off, first one way...]

Steve Jobs: Oh my God! [...and then the other. The guests turn to see IT zoom across the yard]

Steve Forbes: Look at it go! [Garrison crashes through the fence and disappears in the distance. Kyle, standing next to the new hole in the fence, isn't hurt]

Bill Gates: But the way it works... do you think people will go through that to travel?

Steve Forbes: Hey, it... still beats what you go through at the airports.

"I'm flabergasted that no one has publically gastigated him for this..."

i guess you dont watch the south park because they roasted him better than anyone. im not american so i had no idea who John Edward was. but now i do. the biggest douche in the universe!

Dougie as General Disarray: "Simpsons did it!"

Yeah, gotta get Hooked on Monkey-Linux?