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Bombardier's Hot Wheel

Anonymous Chris writes "Following the release of the Segway, Bombardier (the makers of such things as Ski-Doo and Lynx snowmobiles) announce their prototype Embrio - a motorcycle-like unicycle that uses gyroscopes to balance itself and runs off hydrogen fuel cells. It also features a landing gear that automatically retracts once you reach 12 m.p.h. The story is at Forbes. You can also get more information directly from their website."

358 comments

  1. Perfect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just the perfect thing for everyone who already has a motorcycle, and has been routinely frustrated with their inability to donate organs.

    1. Re:Perfect... by BizDiz · · Score: 1

      I know this is a joke, but it made me think. It seems that this device IS substantially more dangerous than a regular motorcycle (which is already plenty dangerous). For instance, the gyroscopes could fail, the wheel could fail, etc.

      The question is, then, what extra benefits does it add over a motorcycle? The riding experience should be about the same, the price is probably higher. I understand that this only a prototype, and it might never be produced, but why dump money into making it? I don't see how it could ever be more than a "hey, neat" item - are those really the basis of a succesful business plan?

      That said, Hey neat!

    2. Re:Perfect... by kcelery · · Score: 1, Funny

      I remember years ago, I went horse riding with friends. One of my friend really know how to ride, he took a tree branch as a whip and start acting like a jockey. After an hour, the horse returned to the stable at a high speed. Well suddenly, the horse hit its brake by stretching out its fore legs and lower its head at the same time. We friend wasn't quite prepare to handle a horse with an attitude went frog leaped to the ground right in front of the horse. Yes it was like a frog hopping from the back of the horse landing with hands and feet touching the ground at the same time. He was shock but not injuried. This picture flash in the back of my brain when I saw the Bombardier's Hot wheel.

    3. Re:Perfect... by black+mariah · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What advantage did the car have over the carriage? Gasoline wasn't common when they were introduced, they were arguably less comfortable and more unreliable than a horsedrawn cart, and they cost a great deal more.

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    4. Re:Perfect... by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Funny

      The question is, then, what extra benefits does it add over a motorcycle

      For one, your replacement tire budget is cut in half...

    5. Re:Perfect... by sudohnim · · Score: 0

      Embrio... is that what you re-spawn as when you crash and burn?

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    6. Re:Perfect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah... so this would bring up the question: how do you do an emegency brake on something with just one weel:

      You see the elk cross the road, some 20 meters in front of you, You're glad you did not take the baby benz to work this morning... and you hit the brake with all you've got.

      You leave about 1 meter of burning rubber on the road before the whole thing, including you, starts to bowl towards the elk ... steeeeerike


      Morc

    7. Re:Perfect... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      That's when you push the EJECT button. Oh, there's no eject button? Hmmm.

      What really annoyed me at the Forbes site was the talking advertisement. I mean, blinky adds aren't annoying enough? Now you gotta watch some dork with a bad haircut drone on about how THEIR brokerage is better than the other guy's brokerage? Do they really expect ANYBODY to come back to their site ever again? Talk about the lunatics running the asylum.

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    8. Re:Perfect... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What does your example have to do with the matter at hand?

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    9. Re:Perfect... by essreenim · · Score: 1

      I cant wait to get my motorised unicycle. I can kill at will now and it would be impossible to sue.. ..as all I have to say is that I find it difficult to drive, then change my name to Damien, and ...

    10. Re:Perfect... by compwizrd · · Score: 0

      go AROUND the elk!

    11. Re:Perfect... by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I never noticed the ad. Probably having javascript and java off, and no flash plugin installed must really reduce their options. Konqueror lets you turn java and javascript off, but make exceptions for sites that require it (mostly school stuff). Also, when you do enable javascript, it has a smart popup blocking option.

      Banner ads get through, but anything more intrusive rarely does.

    12. Re:Perfect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way! the elk is there... you are not plugged out from any matrix or so... Going around is not an option either!

      As you own a baby benz your reflexes have changed... you do not dare to go AROUND, that would mean you end up on a side in your benz....


      Cheers,

      Morc

    13. Re:Perfect... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Not so. On bikes, there are often two differing sizes. One for the front and one for the rear. On my bike, the rear tire costs anywhere from $120 - $250 each. The front tires cost anywhere from $60 - $180.

      After saying that, this thing still has a front tire, it's use is just less than a two wheeler. So, based on the size and general appearance, assume something like $120 - $250 for the full size tire and maybe $60 (guess based on iregular size) for the tiny retract. Obviously, those are guesses. After you do the math, I think you'll see it's nowhere near half.

      Cheers!

    14. Re:Perfect... by lightsaber1 · · Score: 1
      Presumably this high performance brake system, the gyroscope and all the other sensors will be able to adjust the position of the rider so that he/she will not be thrown off. It's not that hard for it to say "oh, well, the thing is tipping forward, better level off, or since the brake is being applied, perhaps tip back a bit."

      As far as stopping distance, I'm sure they will have applied ABS ideas to the system so that it should be able to stop in a relatively short distance. Remember this thing is going to weigh a helluva lot less than a car, so it should be able to stop a LOT quicker in most situations.

      There may also be a training period to get used to the new controls/riding style, but that's no different from any other vehicle. You don't just hand the kid the keys to the porsche and say "go to it."

      While these are perfectly valid concerns and I'd like to see proof that they've been dealt with, I do think they are incredibly easy to address.

      The advantages over a motorcycle? Smaller, lighter, more stylish, and A LOT better fuel efficiency (not that bikes were bad, but this will be better).

      I look forward to seeing this thing if it ever gets produced for the mass market...I think it's very cool.

    15. Re:Perfect... by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      speaking of the matrix, Trinity was pretty agile on that bike in the freeway chase, I'm sure an elk would have been easy to handle!

    16. Re:Perfect... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      it would just slam down the "landing gear"... bam! it's a two-wheeler.

    17. Re:Perfect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting the biggest reason for this thing's existance. FUN!

      Why do we ride motorcycles. They're impractical as hell. You can't haul anything in them. If it rains you either don't ride or get wet. Winter comes and the bike is in the garage for the season. They're dangerous. They seem to attract bad drivers who try to kill you through their inability to drive. So what's the advantage of a motorcycle over a car? It's more FUN than a car.

      This thing is gonna be more fun than a motorcycle. It'll outhandle a motorcycle, go places the bike won't, you'll feel like you're literally flying down the road 'cause there won't be as much machine under you. . .the fun factor is through the roof here.

      Only thing I can't figure out from the picture is, how do you sit on it? ;)

    18. Re:Perfect... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      What really annoyed me at the Forbes site was the talking advertisement. I mean, blinky adds aren't annoying enough?

      If you're using Mozilla, get Flashblock.

      (Of course, another solution would be to not have Flash installed...)

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    19. Re:Perfect... by andrew_0812 · · Score: 1

      Easy. Just jump off of the back of the thing, and you will be left standing still, while your hot-wheel flys off and hits the elk. Then you just walk over, shoot the elk, pick up the embryo, and hop back on. Or better yet, knock the next guy off his embryo and have one that hasn't been damaged yet.

    20. Re:Perfect... by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      This pic from Popular Science shows it better.

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    21. Re:Perfect... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0

      go UNDER the elk

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    22. Re:Perfect... by McCarr · · Score: 1

      "Bombardier Recreational Products designers were asked to come up with a prospective concept for a recreational vehicle that would meet the needs of people in the year 2025"
      It appears to be a nice picture and maybe a model...one concept of several. It's not even marketing, just a little PR.

    23. Re:Perfect... by jmalin7 · · Score: 1

      Note: I am now, and I have ever been, a card-carrying member of the American Motorcyclist Association. I would pay DAMN good money to ride one of these. Yep, stuff could fail. The front tire of my BMW could have a catastrophic blowout today on the way to work as I zoom down 101 way over the speed limit. Feces happens. The *real* problem with this baby is that I don't see a way to get the BMW 1200cc K powerplant onto it.

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  2. Segway by Beg4Mercy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    These things are interesting yes, but are they really very likely, at all to become popular?

    1. Re:Segway by Illbay · · Score: 1

      I still can't figure out the hoopla over the Segway. And aside from the continual attempts at press manipulation, have they really ever "taken off"?

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    2. Re:Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These newfangled "motor cars" are sure the shiznizzle, are they not, monsieur?

      But will they ever replace the horse and carriage? Mr. Ford is crizzlin' to think it's for rizzle, dizzle.

      Yo.

    3. Re:Segway by Beg4Mercy · · Score: 1

      LOL You know you have a fantastic point. There must have been people who thought "motor cars" would never take off. And people who thought nobody needed a computer at home. And now we laugh at the people who were skeptics back then.

      On the other hand: "This NEW Coke is going to make us even more profit."

    4. Re:Segway by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cars "took off" because they solved a specific set of problems [distance, speed, etc]. What unique set of problems do the segways solve? ........

      Didn't think so. ;-)

    5. Re:Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They laughed at Einstein.

      They laughed at Tesla. ...but they also laughed at Alex Chiu.

      This truly isn't a significant advance over the motorcycle, which itself is little more than a toy.

      I don't like hydrogen much as a fuel, either. They've made methanol fuel cells, and good electric methanol production methods as well, and methanol is a lot easier to handle than hydrogen. It's safer to handle than gasoline, and with a little tweaking, you can even burn it in a gasoline engine.

    6. Re:Segway by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1
      • [...] What unique set of problems do the segways solve?
      I think the main problem is that even the affluent fat manage to spend their money of food. Walking can be *such* a chore :)
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    7. Re:Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would love to ride around on something called an "embrio," especially if it had a big red button on it marked "ABORT"

    8. Re:Segway by uberchicken · · Score: 1

      Insightful? "Luddite" more like.

    9. Re:Segway by smallfeet · · Score: 1

      I have never used a Segway, but it seems that they are just fun to use. They maybe some real use to people who can't walk but can stand for hours with no problem, but I bet its just the fun factor.

    10. Re:Segway by Bohnanza · · Score: 1

      After the amazing success of the Segway (over 6000 sold ALREADY) it seems natural that copycats would enter the fray.

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    11. Re:Segway by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      They've made methanol fuel cells

      Um, all fuel cells use hydrogen. Methanol fuel cells just extract the hydrogen and the rest becomes waste carbon dioxide (albeit not as much as an internal combustion engine). The only real differences are the emissions (CO2+water versus just water) and the method of fuel storage.

    12. Re:Segway by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Good morning, and welcome to Slashdot! We hope you'll enjoy your stay.

    13. Re:Segway by bhsurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      our company owns manufacturing facilities. large manufacturing facilites. we have facility supervisors & other employees who walk many miles on concrete to get around these facilities every day. some discussion has come up about getting segways for these folks to let our people get to workstations in a more timely manner when problems arise and to take some of the mileage off of these guys.

      are there other possible solutions to their problem? of course, but why discount this one? it's easy to say that there's not a real "need" for these things, and if you write software or pull fiber for a living you probably DON'T need one, but i'd imagine the people saying that NOBODY needs one aren't the ones spending their careers on their feet... the guys we have that could actually use one of these didn't even know they existed.

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    14. Re:Segway by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      The basic notion of the Segway is that it increases a human's speed without increasing the footprint, or decreasing manuverability. Admittedly though, a standard skateboard does essentially the same thing (the difference being that Segways haven't been banned on the sidewalks in most areas yet).

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    15. Re:Segway by iocat · · Score: 1
      It's called a "bike." Lots of manufacturing facilities and trade show spaces have tons of cheap, one-speed cruiser bikes kicking around, which solve the problem the Segway would solve, only are cheaper, less harmful to the environment, and easier to run and maintain.

      You may say: "Harmful to the environment? The Segway, but it's electric!" To which I can only say, that electricity has to come from somewhere, and where ever it is, its probably from burning something. And once that stuff gets burned, it needs to get transfered over wires. Then stored. Then put in the Segway. Electric engines end up being much less efficient at producing motion than even inefficient two-stroke gas engines. So when I see a tree hugger with an electric car, it makes me sad, because they *think* they are helping the environment -- and they may be reducing polution in their immediate area -- but they're actually doing more damage than if they were just on a motorcycle or a cheap, light car like a Geo Metro.

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    16. Re:Segway by bhsurfer · · Score: 1

      can't argue with you about the bike being more sensible call for the problem than a segway, but management types don't have to make sense (and you know this to be true). the only real advantage a segway might have is in manuverability, but that is certainly not a proven point.

      i don't know about the motorcycle being a viable alternative to a car though. i mean, sometimes yes, but not always. don't get me wrong, i like motorcycles (my current one is a 2003 fxdl and it ROCKS), but there are definately times when it doesn't work out (taking the family on vacation to places not polluted by power plants, etc).

      i really don't know what the pollution point would be on an modern & relatively clean power plant producing the amount of power it would take to go the same distance as gas in an electric car so i can't really argue with you there either.

      the metro will be a tough sell over here. my sister had one...

      man, this sucks. i was feeling kind of argumentative and all i can come up with is "a motorcycle isn't as roomy as a car and sucks in the snow". i guess you win! have a nice day.

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  3. When and how much? by HeX314 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How much is such a thing going to cost. It's hard to buy a $300,000 vehicle on a college student's budget. But one day...

    1. Re:When and how much? by Ratface · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well then - get yer hair cut and get a job ;-)

      Nah - seriously, something like this would probably cost a hell of a lot - but that's why such things are playthings for the rich and famous rather than we average mortals.

      And that's the sort of lesson that the education system is building you up for - you're probably gonna always be drooling over unaffordable gadgets. It's life! Get over it :-D

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    2. Re:When and how much? by cioxx · · Score: 1

      According to their site, this is year 2025 technology. I'd be impressed if it hit the consumer market before 2005. Quarter of century? Whatever.

    3. Re:When and how much? by thogard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Wheelman is much cheaper and appears to have about the same risk level. Its only $1500 for a motorized device that you stand on and doesn't have anything to hold on to. I've seen these in action and the seem to work well.

    4. Re:When and how much? by redhog · · Score: 1

      Nah. What he _hould_ learn is not to drool and not get one, but to get a job where he _creates_ such ones, or woks with people who do, so that he gets to test someone elseses one...

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    5. Re:When and how much? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Nah I imagine in the year 2025 people will just grow the fuck up and walk the 20 steps from their desk to the coffee machine.

      Tom

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    6. Re:When and how much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that the typical college tuition bill will be up around $300K before much longer, you'll simply have a choice on what to spend the money on. And with the quality of today's typical education and the fact that a degree pretty much only gets you something to one-up the guy next to you at the unemployment office, you'll probably end up going further on the big wheel anyway.

    7. Re:When and how much? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1st Rule of marketing:

      Make sure you get the bikini clad woman riding it!

      Its an instant winner.

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    8. Re:When and how much? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      The same risk level? At 15-20 MPH it has a *much* lower risk level... about equivalent to that of a bicycle with really old brakes. So long as you learn to roll properly, you should be able to get out of a crash with only superficial injuries at top speed, even on cement (assuming you aren't run over). On a motorcycle, however, with full safety equipment a full-speed crash that only results in a week's stay in the hospital is a good crash.

      Cool little product. Thanks for posting it!

    9. Re:When and how much? by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that Bombardier is trying to sell off the recrational products division (most likely to be bought by the Bombardier family), so this thing may never see the light of day if the new parent company decides it's not a product they want to sell.

      Also, sup cioxx?

    10. Re:When and how much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the movies that they showed at a trade show involved guys riding this thing in an area that looks like it was for dirt bikes (of the type with an engine). Over hills and around trees at speeds that were past the "safe" range. The stuff on the video looked suicidal to to me.

  4. Yikes! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1, Troll

    Amazing, somebody actually came up with a vehicle that offers less protection than a motercycle. Call me less-than-adventurous, but I'll stick to my good old-fashioned collision-survivable car.

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    1. Re:Yikes! by Beg4Mercy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, can you imagine these ACTUALLY out on the roads? LOL it would be hilarious to see somebody pull up to traffic lights and watch their "landing gear wheel" deploy as they slow down under 12mph. Also for some reason the picture makes it look minature .. as in no way somebody could actually fit on one. I'd like to see a picture of someone actually sitting on one.

    2. Re:Yikes! by basingwerk · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is why they are "aimed at the 18 to 45 age group" (from their web site). They don't expect users to survive longer than that.

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    3. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear Sir,

      You have been caught using LOL repeatedly. This is an offence against intelligence, culture and, most importantly, a proper sense of humour. Kindly stop it. Or go to AOL forums where such idiocy is not frowned upon but, indeed, admired.

      Kind regards,

      The LOL police

    4. Re:Yikes! by black+mariah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Blah blah, ha ha, motocycles kill. Dude, look, shit happens no matter what you drive. I know people that have driven a motorcycle daily for 20 years or better that have never had a wreck, and I know people that can't keep their cars out of the shop. It's all in the driver.

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    5. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not on a sidewalk, you're not. On a sidewalk, you'll be the one without the protection.

    6. Re:Yikes! by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      First of all, your link doesn't seem to work.

      Secondly, perhaps if you weren't "always this drunk" as your sig suggests you might not get into accidents ;)

      Third, as more and more morons drive SUVs, the relative advantage a car has over a bike is being lessened.

    7. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus what a wimp, I have driven motorcycles 17 years and have had plenty of accidents.
      The _main_ point for driving a motorcycle is that it's exhilarating, not because it's safe or comfortable (yes I drive every day through the year and ok it's easy to park and has good mpg).
      Ok end of rant.

      Ps. who posts a link to their own site which requires registration to see the frigging car ...

    8. Re:Yikes! by TheDook · · Score: 1

      Maybe I just missed it but how fast can this thing go? If it's just meant for driving around town there are limits to how dangerous it can really be compared to riding a bike or a scooter. I think it would have to go quite fast for it to be really dangerous if the gyro thing fails.

    9. Re:Yikes! by pmz · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Those sports bikes are also good natural selection. It isn't uncommon to see three or four young men weaving through traffic without helmets riding bikes that can easily go 140MPH. I don't feel sorry for them at all.

    10. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      car is metal around meat. motorcyle is meat around metal.

    11. Re:Yikes! by Mattcelt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem occurs when you start mixing the people who are good motorcycle drivers with the people who are bad car drivers.

      Unfortunately, the bad car drivers are more likely to survive.

      A friend of my father, a skilled and conscientious motorcycle driver, was just killed by an asshole passenger vehicle driver who would not allow him to merge and maliciously (literally) forced him into oncoming traffic.

    12. Re:Yikes! by freeweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I know people who've driven 35 years without a seatbelt and are still walking just fine. I'll still wear one, thank you very much.

      "Shit happens" no matter what you drive. But I'd rather be surrounded by armor if I hit something. It's all a matter of degree. You can't pull the 2 extremes out of an argument and say "see?".

      I think it's pretty well documented that driving a motorcycle is inherently more dangerous than driving a car. Should it stop people using them if they're willing to take the risk? Not on your life.

      Just don't get too mad at your insurance company :)

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    13. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but do you know anybody who's been driving a motorcycle for 20 years and has had *several* wrecks?

      When you're talking about safety, it's a little misleading to focus on people who have successfully avoided danger.

    14. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that asshole driver got locked up. Or, failing that, someone applied a little vigilante justice to the back of his head.

  5. As seen on TV by Froug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of the unicycles in The Venus Wars (aka Uinasu senki).

    1. Re:As seen on TV by Aneurysm · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, but I think it looks like a Tron unicycle

    2. Re:As seen on TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      The Tron unicycles had two wheels.

      Dumbass,

      -Management

    3. Re:As seen on TV by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

      sure, but does it come with an optional anti-tank cannon?

    4. Re:As seen on TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unicycles have one wheel

  6. How totally cool.. um, yeah by oddbudman · · Score: 1

    That is the most silly looking thing that I have seen in quite a while.

    God you must look like a bit of a kook crusing round on one.

    I can just imagine the local Poindexter being beaten up for riding such a device.

    I wonder if it has a firedire / UBS interface too?
    /ducks

    1. Re:How totally cool.. um, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I just have a different take on what looks silly, but it looks really freakin stylish to me (maybe not the big Bombardier logo but that's required publicity). I have no idea what Oddbudman is talking about.

    2. Re:How totally cool.. um, yeah by switched4OSX · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, it looks pretty cool- maybe it's just because it's different. I like the hydrogen fuel cell, too bad it's just a concept vehicle. Probably won't go anywhere, some oil company will probably just buy the patent and shitcan it.

    3. Re:How totally cool.. um, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I can just imagine the local Poindexter being beaten up for riding such a device.

      Do you come from some bug-dick hick town or something?

  7. Fun design. What's the point? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The design is really, really cool. But other than that, I don't really see the advantage of this. It seems to give no advantage compared to a normal bike, and has quite a few disadvantages (less space, more complexity). Throwing in a fuel cell-based drivetrain could just as easily (if not easier) be done for a two-wheeled bike as well - and would incidentally be a pretty good idea (with the electric motors in the wheels, you would get rid of the chain, and could have practical two-wheel drive).

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    1. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by doubtless · · Score: 1

      Really really good turning radius and compact storage, for example, you can probably fit on in an elevator and take it all the way up to your 37th floor apartment.

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    2. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the cited 'website' they used the word concept about a dozen times, it is exactly that, a concept. A design tool to invite discussion, and induce comment. What would you imagine the advantage of having two driven wheels on a motorcycle might be, apart from to get you to the next accident more quickly?

    3. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      YOu can do that with some foldable minibikes already.

    4. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't want electric engines on the wheel.

      Just to heavy. The increase in mass would make the wheels near uncontrollable when the shocks cycle (compress/decompress) over the bumps of the road.

    5. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by kinnell · · Score: 3, Funny
      The design is really, really cool. But other than that, I don't really see the advantage of this

      Loads of free publicity?

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    6. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      Increased unsprung weight, which this would be, would be a handling advantage though.

    7. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by gassendi · · Score: 1

      Old farts like me who are now too scared/sensible to pop a mono can buy a vehicle which does it for them, presumably legally. Except of course we still have to have the cahones to blast it up to 12 mph.

    8. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      '... (with the electric motors in the wheels, you would get rid of the chain, and could have practical two-wheel drive).'
      There already is a practical two-wheel drive bike (with a Cycle World review).

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    9. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get 2 wheel drive bikes.

      They're dirt bikes, so handy if you're climbing out of muddy holes, but fairly useless otherwise.

    10. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by tonydiesel · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else think this looks like the wheel GizmoDuck used to ride around on in Ducktales?

      Now all we need is someone to retrofit it into an armored suit...

    11. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      On what weird planet does increased unsprung weight improve handling? Or are motorcycles different from other wheeled vehicles?

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    12. Re:Fun design. What's the point? by renecarlos · · Score: 1

      >What would you imagine the advantage of having two driven wheels

      There was a review in one of the motorcycle websites (sorry, don't remember, it was months ago) on a prototype 2WD dirt bike. While I'm not a dirt bike rider, it sounded like a definite improvement. It would require a fair amount of "re-learning" on the part of the rider to extract maximum benefit- different throttle strategy, corner approach/lean/exit, hill approach, etc. This is to be expected, as the human-motorcycle connection is far deeper and more subtle than in a cage (moto-speak for "car or truck"). But the reviewer did see potential.

      I do ride street bikes, and there would still be an advantage. Aside from a simpler drivetrain of course, takeoffs (both from a stop, and out of a corner) are really dependent on your rear rubber. Using both contact patches instead of one is a good thing.

      Do you ride motorcycles, of either sort?
      Rene Carlos

  8. yeah.. by temojen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because those segways were selling like hotcakes we thought we'd get in the market too.

    1. Re:yeah.. by pmz · · Score: 1


      Well, Bombardier actually did one better than Segway. It's basically a motorcycle that is shorter, lighter, and presumably easier to drive. With that "landing gear" and the drivers two legs, running out of gas is probably a non-event, if they designed it properly. The only real problem would be when losers try to race these things through town with no regard for other human life.

  9. Any bets... by FullCircle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any bets that front wheel was added after Segways with dead batteries started dropping people on their faces?

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    1. Re:Any bets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was made after they read this kind tip of Mr. Maddox.

    2. Re:Any bets... by renecarlos · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, why expend power to stand still? Using a "landing gear" at a stoplight makes as much sense as shutting a 4-wheeler's engine off at a stoplight. I was thinking of getting a bigger battery, so I could shut off my truck's engine manually.
      Rene Carlos

  10. Breaking news. by illuminata · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just in, thousands of anti-abortionists are protesting outside of Bombardier headquarters, claiming that the Embrio was meant to stay in the womb.

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    1. Re:Breaking news. by VivianC · · Score: 1

      This just in, thousands of anti-abortionists are protesting outside of Bombardier headquarters, claiming that the Embrio was meant to stay in the womb.

      In related news, thousands of pro-abortionists have started a counter protest to ensure that the Embrio project can be legally terminated at any point before full delivery!

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    2. Re:Breaking news. by illuminata · · Score: 0

      To the moderator(s) jerking around this post. It has been around for a while, but why does this score keep going down? Is there a point to constantly downmodding it? Is an agenda being pushed on your part? I'm not pushing one, this was a joke. It was poking fun at the situation, not one particular side. Don't you have anything better to do with your mod points, asshole(s)?

      Besides, give a reason why you don't like it. Don't just use the overrated qualifier.

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  11. Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 3, Interesting

    but I can't see it being stable if you have to stop quickly. How would it resist the inertial force of a 200lb person being thrown forwards?

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    1. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by switched4OSX · · Score: 1

      "How would it resist the inertial force of a 200lb person being thrown forwards?"

      Have you ever tried to upset a big gyroscope spinning at very high RPMs? Not easy to do, that is why the are used in aircraft inertial navigational systems.

    2. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      Well it does say that the brake is triggered by a trigger. Wich says button to me. Wich suggests you have the same control over the power of your braking as you have on say a gba racing game. None. So if your fat, expect braking distances that would make a 747 weep.

      On the other hand pulling a wheelie has never been easier.

      Okay I stop now.

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    3. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would imagine that it tilts the riders backwards early in stopping so that they are pressed against the vehicle as they slow, then tilting upright when the speed is low enough. It would take a fair amount of testing and design to allow you to come to a screeching halt, but it could probably be done.

      I imagine, though, that it would be a terribly frightening feeling to be thrown backwards as you stop suddenly.

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    4. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by random735 · · Score: 1

      sure, it won't fall over sideways, but there's nothing to stop it from pitching forward and backward, no matter how fast the wheel is spinning. that's what the poster is concerned about.

    5. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      If you read the Forbes artical, you'll see that it has a set of small wheels in the front that deploy when the vehicle is at rest, moving at less than 12MPH or when the brakes are applied.

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    6. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      A gyroscope isn't used to provide a dampening force in these applications!! It's used to feed sensors that adjust the control surfaces/motors to keep the object at the right attidute/bearing.

      The only place I can think of a gyroscope actually providing a stabilising force itself is in a childs spinning top. The Playstation generation might not have heard of them though...

    7. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      I imagine, though, that it would be a terribly frightening feeling to be thrown backwards as you stop suddenly.

      It would be frightening to feel like you are being thrown backwards, however in this case I do not think that is what you would feel.

      Since the unit is applying a braking force when you are slowing down, the pasenger would feel this force pushing him into the seat (assuming that the seat is tilted to the rear of the unit when braking.) This serves to move the center of gravity behind where the wheel is making contact with the road and not cause the unit (and passenger) to flip over the front of the unit.

      The pasenger would probably get some visual cues that he was being tilted back, but I would bet that he would only feel like he is being pressed into the seat a little harder.

    8. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      While that is true (Assuming a left-right axis gyro) you could adjust their forward-backward tipping by changing the rotational speed of the gryo. Activly tipping backwards when breaking would prevent the user from being flug forwards.

      However, a gryo with this orientation would prevent you from actually turning, which is always a nice thing to be able to do when driving. A secondary up-down axis gryo would allow you to make active heading ajustments, but then you have the problem of the two gyros fighting each others adjustments.

      In any event, there are ways around throwing the user off, and hopefully the engineers have thought about the problem

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    9. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by JohnPM · · Score: 1

      It couldn't throw you backwards, the wheel speeds up until it's in front of you and then begins pushing you back to a stop. This is exactly what happens when you stop running, you have to first accelerate your feet until they're in front of you.

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    10. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by instarx · · Score: 1

      Close, but no cigar.

      The wheel would not accelerate to brake - if so you couldn't brake if you were at full throttle. The gyros would tilt the rider back as the wheel begins to brake, transferring the force into the seat rather than forward, over the handlebars onto the pavement. I imagine that if done properly the sensation would be very comfortable and stable-feeling. You are correct when you compare it to a runner stopping, but again, the runner leans back to put his feet in front of him. Stopping does not involve accelerating feet.

      This also answers the question about what advantages this design has over a traditional motcycle. Gryo-controlled compensation for velocity changes would probably make this very cool and safe to ride.

    11. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by JohnPM · · Score: 1

      A gyro can't just magically tilt the bike any which way. You have to have conservation of momentum. When the acceleration of the bike + the accel due to gravity does not line up with the line joining the ground contact with the centre of gravity, then the system is tipping and rotational inertia is being exchanged with the Earth. You can store some of this RI in a flywheel and then bleed it off later by tipping in the opposite direction. None of this is necessary to explain the braking mechanism though.

      You are also dead wrong about the runner. A runner simply cannot lean over backwards quickly without the benefit of a flywheel (or a clothesline around the neck!). You need to get your feet out in front of you, which is achieved by moving them forward faster than your centre of gravity. This is basic classical mechanics, conservation of momentum, etc. I am actually a physicist.

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    12. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by JohnPM · · Score: 1

      One thing you are right about. If running at full throttle it will be dificult to break suddenly without using a flywheel. Air resistance would prove useful however in helping to tilt the bike backwards. Again this is exactly the same as a runner. It becomes more and more difficult to stop quickly from a sprint, not just because you're moving fast but because you can't get your feet in front of you. Wind drag at that speed allows 100m runners to begin braking.

      Finally, humans do have a built in flywheel which is sometimes useful. When jumping through the air or balancing, people often rotate their arms opposite to the direction they are tipping.

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    13. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by instarx · · Score: 1

      If you are a physicist I'm the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

      Tilting a gyro *does* impart rotational force around an axis.

      Why don't you go outside, run and stop. Then come back and tell me you "accelerated your feet". I can't stop laughing.

    14. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by JohnPM · · Score: 1

      Rotational force? Do you mean torque? Of course and equal and opposite torque is applied between the gyro and the bike, so what? I was talking about conservation of angular momentum.

      Why don't you go outside, run and then lean over backwards. I don't know what that might prove but at least you'd probably hurt yourself.

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    15. Re:Looks like something Judge Dredd might ride by instarx · · Score: 1

      oh. I thought I was being trolled and you were bing funny. You actually are a moron.

  12. Seen it, thought it was cool but.... by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Informative

    I saw this in PopSci about a month or two ago. Personally, I think this is friggin awesome!!!!! But, it's also dangerous as hell. You think it's hard to see a motorcycle, or hell, even a car in your blind spot? How about someone on a vehicle who's helment (if they so chose to wear one) would probably not even get higher than the side window of car. You'd be sideswiped before you got five minutes from your house.

    1. Re:Seen it, thought it was cool but.... by Artifex · · Score: 1

      I saw it too, was just digging around because I thought it was in WIRED, my mistake. I do remember the text saying that it's only a concept and doesn't actually work, though.

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    2. Re:Seen it, thought it was cool but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do remember the text saying that it's only a concept and doesn't actually work, though.

      Ah...sort of like the Transmeta processors.

    3. Re:Seen it, thought it was cool but.... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Can't see how it would be any more difficult to see than a regular rice-rocket motorcycle, or even a pushbike for that matter. Hell I see guys around here riding recumbants in the traffic! Althoug they have a big flag sticking up. I digress. When looking at it from the front it's no bigger or smaller than a two wheeler. Personally, I'd love to see this thing in action, and I want one!

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    4. Re:Seen it, thought it was cool but.... by Uerige · · Score: 1

      That thing would not be any harder to see than a regular motorcycle. But that won't be a problem. Just always keep in mind that they don't see you and, when it's a bright day, use the high beam. Helps me through rush hour every day.

  13. One essential bit... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article: The vehicle is designed as a guess at what transportation in the year 2025 might look like.

    This might be pretty darn accurate. The thing that sets this apart from the Segway is one crucial element: Speed. If a Segway malfunctions you're not going wery fast... but with a vehicle like this you're pretty much doomed if there is a serious malfunction. At the very least the car behind you will run you over.

    Current vehicles like cars and motorcycles can be stopped safely if you run out of power/propulsion, but something like this has to have safeguards which keeps that from happening.

    Back to the whole 2025 thing: In order to make this stuff safe it requires testing, testing and some more testing. An that requires time.

    Don't get me wrong... I love the idea, but it has to be done correctly and without compromises.

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    1. Re:One essential bit... by sunbeam60 · · Score: 1
      Back to the whole 2025 thing: In order to make this stuff safe it requires testing, testing and some more testing. An that requires time.
      Well, they have until 2025, don't they?
    2. Re:One essential bit... by kfg · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, by 2025 we'll all need something like this to carry as a spare for when the flying car breaks down.

      KFG

    3. Re:One essential bit... by notbob · · Score: 0

      I see this as more of a commuter lane only item, much as we have car pool lanes now.

      I for one would definately drive this to work daily in the summer, as to work all I need to carry is my lunch, and it'd be fuel efficient, especially if it was part of a commuter only lane that I could avoid most traffic headaches with to get home.

      It does look somewhat like a motorcycle but I for one majorly f'd up when I tried to ride a bike for the first time, something like this would make it easier as the computer is doing a lot of the balancing act for me.

    4. Re:One essential bit... by zipwow · · Score: 1

      You know, something like this as a "spare tire" is really a heck of an idea. Keep talking, it sounds good to me.

      -Zipwow

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    5. Re:One essential bit... by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

      Current vehicles like cars and motorcycles can be stopped safely if you run out of power/propulsion, but something like this has to have safeguards which keeps that from happening.


      One would think so, but more cars are being replaced with drive-by-wire functionality.

      I autocross and I do the tech inspections before the races. New cars, especially BMWs are electronically controlled throttles, there is no mechanical linkage to the throttle body (if it has a TB, but that's another story).

      So what happens when the pedal sensor fails and the ECU thinks the driver has his foot to the floor?

      This is just as dangerous as the throttle return spring breaking in an older car, but at least I can check the spring by hand on older cars.

      Some cars are even using steer-by-wire now, no mechanical linkage. I'd hate to see what happens when one of those fails.

  14. Room for one more? by morganjharvey · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the manufacturers page:

    the EMBRIO uses a complex series of sensors and gyroscopes to balance one or more human passengers on a single wheel.

    Judging by the picture on the same page, I'm really rather curious where the "or more" would fit.

    1. Re:Room for one more? by Ancient+Devices+King · · Score: 2, Funny

      They don't want to discriminate against those with multiple personalities.

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    2. Re:Room for one more? by zurab · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you been to a circus lately?

    3. Re:Room for one more? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been to Thailand. I have no trouble imagining a family of four on that thing. A family of five would still need a stepthrough scooter though.

    4. Re:Room for one more? by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      Judging by the picture on the same page, I'm really rather curious where the "or more" would fit.

      Duh! Like this!

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    5. Re:Room for one more? by nurbman · · Score: 1

      By the width of that tire I'd say they are accounting for the fact that the average (too lazy to move their fat ass by walking) North American will weigh 450lb by 2025!

  15. Wait a minute... by temojen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me see... one wheel... rider above wheel... "a high-performance braking system,"

    Dental insurance?

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by stud9920 · · Score: 0

      Lisa needs braces.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by avendasora · · Score: 0, Troll

      Let me see... one wheel... rider above wheel... "a high-performance braking system,"

      Dental insurance?


      Have you seen most Canadians? Looks like they've been riding one all their lives.

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dental plan

    4. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa needs braces

    5. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dental pan

    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa needs braces !

    7. Re:Wait a minute... by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

      dental plan

  16. Wheelies by rf0 · · Score: 1

    Now can you show off and do wheelies on that? Probably not but cool idea anyway

    Rus

    1. Re:Wheelies by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      How do you propose doing a wheelie with one wheel? You are a constant wheelie.

      Unless of course you meant a burn-out. Which would be amusing to see on this unicycle machination.

    2. Re:Wheelies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a joke? Christ, the things that pass for humour on Slashdot these days...

  17. How are you supposed to showoff? by gmby · · Score: 1

    You can't wheelie it! No peelling out! No donuts! What TF is it good for? Well?

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    1. Re:How are you supposed to showoff? by temojen · · Score: 1
      You can't wheelie it!

      That really depends on how you look at it. The way I see it, you always wheelie it.

  18. dangerous = don't make it by kaltkalt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's so sad we've come to calling an idea "stupid" simply because it is easily conceivable as to how someone could hurt themselves with it. Whatever happened to assumption of risk? Those hoverboards in back to the future 2 (and 3) could really hurt someone if they're not careful, that doesn't mean it is something mankind should never get to voluntarily experience. Products liability is a good thing, but there has to be limitations. Wear a fucking helmet and don't cry when you get hurt. Products liability is holding us back... it's like intellectual property in that respect. It hinders innovation. Will we get sued for infringement? Will we get sued because people will hurt themselves? The bottom line is unavoidably unsafe products are too risky to develop nowadays, and that's a shame because they're quite often the coolest, most innovative, interesting things man ever makes.

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    1. Re:dangerous = don't make it by Beg4Mercy · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Reminds me off how John Carmack said he wants to but hundreds of thousands of dollars of rocket fuel (or something) from a loss-making company but they won't sell it to him because they think they could be liable if someone gets hurt.

    2. Re:dangerous = don't make it by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Those hoverboards if they existed could do stuff that can't be done before , ie people boarding over any surface. This unibike (call it what you will)
      does NOTHING that can't be done already with a motorbike apart from increading the risk of the rider having a fatal accident. So yes it is a stupid idea.
      Its another classic case of designers seeing that it CAN be done without asking WHY it should be done first.

    3. Re:dangerous = don't make it by BigRedFish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whatever happened to assumption of risk?

      Yeah, I see where you're coming from, I'm old enough to remember high-dives at public swimming pools, trampoline parks, skate parks, and all that.

      OTOH, there's one big difference between this device (or a Segway for that matter) and a similarly dangerous vehicle such as a motorcycle: unlike the motorcycle, they're defective by design.

      Motorcycles have a secondary method of stabilization when moving, as a side effect of the forks pivoting against the frame, allowing the vehicle's mass to move perpendicular to the direction of motion. This allows one to keep the bike upright even if one loses power.

      These unicycle things, and Segways (all the costs of two wheels, none of the benefits!) do not have any secondary method of stabilization should the power or on-board gyro system fail, and this too is by design. Given that a certain number of failures will inevitably occur (ya really gotta hope these gadgets age gracefully), and the result of failure is inevitably catastrophic, I would call the design defective. Anyone who's ever had to replace a malfunctioning fuel-injection sensor in their car should be rightly terrified.

      This kind of tech might be acceptable in military aircraft, where the probability of in-flight computer failure killing the pilot is small compared to the maneuvering advantage it gives the pilot in combat, which is a life-threatening situation to begin with. In consumer vehicles, however, it's an unacceptable risk if better designs exist.

      And for what? 'Cause it looks cool? There's no advantage in a unicycle design. It's a liability. Why convert to alternative fuel, just to waste it fighting gravity when you could use a known stable design and not have to? At least they had the good sense to label it a concept vehicle, but I certainly hope that intentionally unstable vehicle designs with no fault-tolerance are NOT the norm in 2050. This is one of those instances, I think, where just because you can doesn't mean you should.

    4. Re:dangerous = don't make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could argue that helicopters are by design defective, since all it takes is a failure in any of a dozen or more parts and the whole thing comes crashing down killing everyone inside it. Why do we allow helicopters to exist then? They have their niche, and with *gasp* maintenance they're not so much of a risk.

      It's not such a big stretch to only allow these things to be sold if they come with mandatory maintenance.

    5. Re:dangerous = don't make it by olman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Helicopters can and will land gracefully without power. Assuming you have a good pilot, of course.

    6. Re:dangerous = don't make it by StressedEd · · Score: 1

      Helicopters can and will land gracefully without power.

      Hmmm...... I guess that is really a matter of "artistic impression". ;-)

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    7. Re:dangerous = don't make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you make a motorcycle that drives a 10" steel spike up your ass if you run out of gas while riding, I don't care how cool it looks and how many idiots will line up to pay $50,000 for it; it's still stupid.

    8. Re:dangerous = don't make it by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      but I certainly hope that intentionally unstable vehicle designs with no fault-tolerance are NOT the norm in 2050.

      There almost certainly is fault tolerance, it just isn't mechanical. There are plenty of devices like that people use every day: elevators, helicopters, some modern airplanes.

      Even cars have single-points-of-failure, where a single defect will kill you; yes, you can usually survive the motor cutting out, but even a blown out wheel can kill you. Oh, and let's not forget the biggest single-point-of-failure: the hamburger-eating, cell-phone-speaking, map-reading, make-up-on-putting mom driving around in an SUV with three screaming kids behind her.

      This is one of those instances, I think, where just because you can doesn't mean you should.

      Maybe, maybe not. As a recreational vehicle, it seems no worse than a lot of other vehicles. As transportation, it doesn't seem much worse than other modes of transportation.

      but I certainly hope that intentionally unstable vehicle designs with no fault-tolerance are NOT the norm in 2050.

      I hope that individually owned, powered transportation will itself go away by 2050--it's wasteful, inefficient, inconvenient, unsafe, and expensive, no matter what vehicle you use. A much better choice, IMO, is personal rapid transit, which essentially gives you the comfort of a personal driver without the cost or hassles.

    9. Re:dangerous = don't make it by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      not really, as long as there's something to land on.

      the blades slow the falling down quite a bit more than you would except(that is if they don't get stuck, in which case a lot of things would break i presume.)

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    10. Re:dangerous = don't make it by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      This kind of tech might be acceptable in military aircraft, where the probability of in-flight computer failure killing the pilot is small compared to the maneuvering advantage it gives the pilot in combat, which is a life-threatening situation to begin with. In consumer vehicles, however, it's an unacceptable risk if better designs exist.

      I wonder if the product liability issues might be mitigated by only offering it as a kit. It looks cool and if was under $3k or so I would certainly consider buying one as a toy if it was fast enough.

      Here in MN it is now snowing, so using one for my 20 mile commute for about 5 months out of each year would be insane (though perhaps even more fun than sliding my SUV around in the snow), but as a toy to go have fun with I'd go for it.

      Cessna's light airplane business was pretty much killed off by product liability issues, but the kitplane people seem to be doing OK. Might work here? Y/N?

      topicDrift: I'm toying with the idea of finishing up my Private Pilot license (at this point more like starting over) and getting a kitplane. Anyone out there have any preferences? I haven't looked at what's available in years.
    11. Re:dangerous = don't make it by winse · · Score: 1

      the way it works (from what my pilot told me) is that the pilot should let the aircraft drop but change the rotor pitch to so that the air will spin the rotors quickly as you fall. As the ground approaches you again change the rotor pitch to use up most of the energy gained from the fall. this is roughly equivalent to a stall in a fixed wing aircraft. He said that if you do it right, the landing can be just as gentle as any powered landing. I never want to find out if he's right though

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    12. Re:dangerous = don't make it by tho+1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, like it or not, drive/fly by wire is going to be commonplace over the next few years-

      Some of the newer airbus planes, and pretty well any new passenger jet that comes out in the future will use all electrical control systems with no mechanical backup. If the system fails, you lose control of the plane.

      This is also appearing in cars, some of the new BMW's (and many new concept cars) use electronic trottles, brakes and with no mechanical backups:

      http://archives.tcm.ie/businesspost/2000/10/08/s to ry293607.asp

      These systems will almost certainly become widespread over the next 5-10 years, and the failure of any of them is just as catastrophic as the failure of the control system in a segway-type device (imagine losing steering, main brakes, emergency brakes, and trottle in a car) I'd imagine that motorcycles won't be the exception, they will also be fully electronic.

      Since mission critical electronic systems are being developed, they might as well be used for novel methods of transportation- this system may be cheaper to build, and almost certainly more efficient (the energy used to balance the user is likely negligible compared to the energy gained due to the lower mass (you can make it much smaller, and don't need the rigid frame between two wheels)and much reduced unsprung weight (ie moment of inertia) since it only has a single wheel). Most of all, it can be more exciting for those who are willing to accept the risk.

      You can claim that this device shouldn't be made because it is less stable than a motorcycle, but the same thing could be said comparing a motorcycle to a car. A motorcylce design can also be considered "defective by design" compared to a car (it is only stable when traveling above a certain speed) but that hasn't stopped it from being built and adopted by people willing to accept the risk.

      I agree that going to an electric system will only increase that risk, but what if that risk is incredibly small compared to other points of failure, like a flat tire? These electronic systems will have to be designed to be 99.9999999999999% reliable (use several complely redundent and isolated systems, and certainly don't use embedded MS software :) )if they are already trusted with entire passenger planes, and will be trusted for every car on the road 15 years from now- as such, is that risk even appreciable when compared to other points of failure? (ie if the chance of a soccer mom in an SUV sideswiping you is 1%, who cares if there is an extra 0.00000000000000001% risk of electronic systems failing?)

      Again, the grandparent poster said it best- why not make the product, and let the users decide if the extra fun and potential increases in efficiency is worth the added risk?

    13. Re:dangerous = don't make it by transient · · Score: 1

      It's true. And every single person who learns how to fly a helicopter is required to demonstrate this type of emergency landing (called autorotation).

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    14. Re:dangerous = don't make it by danila · · Score: 1

      Long post, but makes almost no sense. There are many advantages in both the Segway and the Embryo. Small footprint, low energy consumption, no parking required for Segway, etc. There are some risks as well. But what you mention is not a real risk. There is almost no danger to Segway riders, because they are not faster than a running person, while motorcycles can routinely go as fast as 100kmph even in cities. But the most important thing is that its not for you (or me) to decide whether something is useful. The market should do that. The problem is it can't do that, because the voice of one unhappy customer (in the form of a lawsuit) means more than voices of a thousand happy customers.

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    15. Re:dangerous = don't make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I certainly hope that intentionally unstable vehicle designs with no fault-tolerance are NOT the norm in 2050."

      Helicopters.

    16. Re:dangerous = don't make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new Toyota Prius is mostly drive by wire, though the steering is rack and pinion with electric assist.

    17. Re:dangerous = don't make it by BigRedFish · · Score: 1

      Helicopters

      If I ever see helicopter backpacks mass marketed at consumers as 'personal mobility devices' for daily commuting and errands, I'll be sure to mention the very high probability that malfunction == death, and when it does, which statistically it will some percentage of the time, people will be falling from the sky at high velocity and landing who-knows-where on god-knows-what (or who).

      Till then, last I checked you needed a whole lot of training, certifications, and maintenance documentation to fly a helicopter. Joe Average can't just walk into a showroom, plunk down five grand and fly away in one no questions asked.

    18. Re:dangerous = don't make it by BigRedFish · · Score: 1

      I never said it couldn't be sold or that it was my place to decide for everyone if it was useful. Nobody died and made me God. The subject line was inherited from the parent I replied to, just in case that's not clear. I should have changed it to "Pointless, why bother?"

      I guess what it comes down to for me is the question of why do this? All these things do is add an order of magnitude more complexity and possible points-of-failure to existing designs such as the simple motorized scooter, without adding any useful functionality. Scooters have the the small footprint, no parking problem, low energy consumption, and portability also. Additionally, they're much lighter, less expensive to purchase, and less maintenance intensive due to far fewer parts. And if the motor dies at speed, you stay upright and still can steer. Why fight physics when you can make it work for you?

    19. Re:dangerous = don't make it by zobier · · Score: 1

      Personal rapid transit in a tube!

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    20. Re:dangerous = don't make it by danila · · Score: 1

      Look, there are thousands of people who bought the Segway already. I don't have extensive data on customer satisfaction, but my gut feeling is that most of them are pretty happy with the purchase. This means that even today, with short battery life, without infrastructure in most American cities, with relatively high price and all other problems Segways are useful even to private customers. They are useful, because people buy and use them - the definition of "useful" in liberal society with market economy. They can be even more useful for businesses regardless of the fact that Segway didn't made a lot of progress in this field so far.

      Segway has some unique qualities - it's stupid to deny that. And the nature of the free market is that you can't argue "but product X can do almost everything product Y can and it also has many other advantages, so don't buy Y" to people. A scooter is not a replacement for Segway, it is only a substitute and not a very good one (one thing is it can't self-balance). You admit that it's not for you to decide what is useful and what is not, but in the next sentence you argue that Segway is pointless. Guess what, this is also not for you to decide. Some people see the point in having a self-balancing device on which you can stand and which can move you at 20kmph, while being very small and generally cool. You don't see the point, don't buy it, but don't try to argue that there is no point, because if at least one paying customer sees it, then it definitely exists.

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    21. Re:dangerous = don't make it by BigRedFish · · Score: 1

      Fine, what I meant to say then is: "IN MY OPINION, this is pointless and doesn't add any useful features to a scooter," and so on. Just put IMOs wherever you deem appropriate. It's all opinion, except the analysis of the underlying physics. That part's fact. Three points define a plane, two inline wheels with a pivot can effectively use momentum and inertia as the third point. Two parallel wheels can't. Simple as that, can't wish it away.

      Perhaps I haven't been clear where I'm coming from. Off the showroom floor, I'm sure these gadgets work fine. It's just a prediction on my part, based on every motorcycle and car I've ever owned that had electronics in it, that over time they'll start going wrong. Give it a few summer/winter expansion/contracion cycles in the contacts and sensors. I don't trust it, not over time. In my experience, and especially my experience with motorized vehicles, that making things any more complex than they need to be is a bad thing in the long term. Especially when it introduces superfluous points-of-failure. Does this make my feelings any clearer?

      BTW, I never denied that the Segway has unique qualities. The Segway is indeed the only consumer vehicle I've ever seen that combines all the liabilities of two wheels with none of their benefits, so I agree, IMO it is quite unique in that regard. Come to think of it, the Segway is also the only production, powered, consumer-market, land-based vehicle I know of that has to expend locomotive energy to brake. I'll certainly credit the device with being unique, and I'm glad of that.

      I don't care if everyone on the planet buys them, as long as I can still get one of those little scooters with the lawn-mower engine on it, preferably a two-stroke so I can rebuild it in an hour with hand tools if I need to, no muss no fuss. Maybe I'll even get an extra-long scooter so I can give Segway owners a lift home when their Segways break down.

      the nature of the free market is that you can't argue, "but product X can do almost everything product Y can and it also has many other advantages, so don't buy Y."

      WTF??? What do purchasing consultants do? What's Consumer Reports magazine? The free market relies on exactly that argument being constantly in progress about every product or service available! Have you never seen an advertisement that compares so-and-so's detergent against a thinly-veiled Brand X? Or the endless Ford-vs-Chevy truck commercials talking about which one has the most towing capacity or payload and the bigger cab and so on, so why would you buy the competitor? If one takes your statement literally, the free market would not allow you to build a better mousetrap and then advertise that your mousetrap is better than the old one! How could a free market exist in that situation?

    22. Re:dangerous = don't make it by danila · · Score: 1

      Fine, what I meant to say then is: "IN MY OPINION, this is pointless and doesn't add any useful features to a scooter," and so on.
      Well, that is still too harsh. :) It would be fine, though, to say "FOR ME this device is pointless and doesn't add to a scooter any features useful TO ME". As it is, you still try to combat the facts, namely that Segway is useful to some people, because they bought it, they use it, they save money with it and they are happy with it. QED. Point proven.

      In my experience, and especially my experience with motorized vehicles, that making things any more complex than they need to be is a bad thing in the long term.

      Well, if you can make a self-balancing human transporter, smaller, cheaper and simplier than Segway, why don't you tell Kamen about your ideas? Surely he will appreciate your constructive criticism.

      The Segway is indeed the only consumer vehicle I've ever seen that combines all the liabilities of two wheels with none of their benefits
      Well, if you don't see any benefits, you are either completely uninformed, or completely stupid. In the former case, please check at least Segway.Com and Book of Seg. In the latter case, please don't bother to reply and don't waste my time with your groundless assertions.

      WTF???

      I will repeat my argument, but with the main word now highlighted for your reading comfort:
      "but product X can do almost everything product Y can and it also has many other advantages, so don't buy Y."
      Do you see the point? All people have unique needs and for some people the benefits of Segway outweight the drawbacks. These people buy them. If you want to continue to ignore the fact that Segway has REAL benefits (some of them mentioned in my previous post), you just will make yourself look stupid.

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  19. bah by zephc · · Score: 1

    looks cheesy. Give me a monocycle any day. Or even an eco-conscious (pedal-powered) one

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    1. Re:bah by Crolis · · Score: 1

      It looks great compared to that yo-yo with a stick Segway.

      At least it comes across as something that you'd see in anime, although the anime version would probably have heat seeking mini-missiles and could transform into a jet pack.

      -Crolis

    2. Re:bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real unicycle are better : http://www.krisholm.com

      Antoine

  20. Excellent! by Shonufftheshogun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hordes of clowns have been waiting YEARS for innovation in the unicycle industry.

    1. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they ever use one, they'll save on red noses!

  21. Entertainment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Vehicles like this are more for entertaining their inventors rather than becoming the next big thing. We all know driving around small vehicles at high speed is dangerous. My guess is this would be marketed towards thrill seeking individuals who need a little something extra in their drive across town (note: not city). Besides, it's impractical and cool as hell...what else could you ask for?

  22. That's T-Bob! by zonix · · Score: 1, Funny

    It has a rather striking resemblance to T-Bob from M.A.S.K. doesn't it? That's cool - now I want one. :-)

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    1. Re:That's T-Bob! by gabe · · Score: 1
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  23. Leave It To Bombardier by CastrTroy · · Score: 0

    Why does everyone keep developing these things without roofs. If they want to really change the way we get around, they're going to have to make these things useful on a daily basis. That includes the days when it's raining.

    I would expect this out of the Segway, but give me a break. Bombardier is Canadian. We have harsh winters. This thing is going to be completely useless 6 months out of the year on most of the country.

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    1. Re:Leave It To Bombardier by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'cause there's no such thing as exportation of goods.

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    2. Re:Leave It To Bombardier by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Not with the way the US Dollar has been doing, they can't afford to buy stuff off of us.

      But seriously, most countries out there have rain, or snow, sandstorms, all where it might be nice to have a roof over your head. The only reason i'd buy something without a roof is for recreational use, and these vehicles don't really provide the functionalities of a recreational vehicle. (Think motorcycle, ski-doo, ATV).

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  24. Heinlein has em also... by silentbozo · · Score: 1

    In the Roads Must Roll, they travel underground on uni-wheeled scooters called tumblebugs. Seems to me that these vehicles would be great... so long as you don't commit them to traffic with SUVs driven by people talking on cellphones.

  25. Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few quibbles I have with this story. First, the term "prototype" infers that it is either a working model or close to it (it is not). Second, you want to talk about vaporware... it's a concept vehicle set in 2025!

  26. Nice slashdot grammar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uses gyroscopes to balance itself and runs off hydrogen fuel cells

    "runs off of hydrogen" is correct when talking of inanimate objects.

    1. Re:Nice slashdot grammar. by temojen · · Score: 1

      I bet you could make it run off hydrogen fuel cells if you were stunting in a ballard power factory.

  27. Thought I'd seen this before by jeti · · Score: 1, Funny


    The basic design is very similar.

    1. Re:Thought I'd seen this before by word+munger · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of This guy.

  28. thats great but by craqboy · · Score: 0

    probably for the money they are charging I could buy a crotch rocket of some sort and even have a chance of killing myself.

  29. It should be a revolution in the circus! by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just imagine what the clowns could do with all the custard pies they could carry if the unicycle they're on can balance itself!

  30. Controls (vs. Segway) by dekashizl · · Score: 1, Informative
    From the article (emphasis mine):
    To move forward, the rider activates a trigger on the left handlebar. The landing gear retracts when the speed reaches 20 km/h. To turn, the rider leans in the desired direction. The brake is activated by a trigger on the right handlebar.
    It's somewhat interesting that the two main axes of control (hand motion and leaning) are conceptually reversed as compared to the Segway. On Segway, the hand turns and the body controls forward/backward. Here, the hand controls forward/backward and the body turns.

    I rode a Segway for the first time a few weeks ago, and it was pretty intuitive to move around, though the hand turning took a bit to get used to.

    I get the sense that turning by leaning might be more intuitive, but also much more error-prone and dangerous. For example, if I accidentally lean forward on Segway I'll go a little faster, but accidentally lean on this thing and you might turn into a wall at 20 mph.
    1. Re:Controls (vs. Segway) by temojen · · Score: 1

      Accidentally lean on a motorcycle or bicycle and you'll turn too. It's using gyroscopic progression to turn, just like a bike. When it's stationary I don't know how you'd do that though, unless it's got a flywheel spinning the same direction as the wheel does when it's moving forward (dual-use for regenerative brakeing too, perhaps).

    2. Re:Controls (vs. Segway) by PerspexAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think motorcyle control mechanism - they're expecting crossover from bikers, and making it intuitive to a crotch-rocket pilot makes sense.
      Bikers are already used to leaning into the corners, and using a twist-grip throttle.

    3. Re:Controls (vs. Segway) by Floody · · Score: 1

      Accidentally lean on a motorcycle or bicycle and you'll turn too. It's using gyroscopic progression to turn, just like a bike. When it's stationary I don't know how you'd do that though, unless it's got a flywheel spinning the same direction as the wheel does when it's moving forward (dual-use for regenerative brakeing too, perhaps).

      I presume that the device is not stabilized via direct mechanical gyroscopic precession as a motorcycle or bicycle is, because that would obviously be a rather large mechanical engineering problem.

      Rather, one assumes that it utilizes an interially stabilized gyroscopic platform (similar to aeronavigation INS), which is essentially just a couple of gyros mounted on a platform with accelerometers to detect responses to inertial forces on the entire platform. Thus, a computer can make rapid adjustments to some sort of servo mechanism which keeps the actual riding assembly at the correct horizontal and vertical attitude.

    4. Re:Controls (vs. Segway) by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      Have a look at the Peraves Ecomobile for an interesting approach to manual stabilization (yes, it's a glorified motorcycle with landing gear that comes out when you stop.)

      I've seen a few in traffic, and they look absolutely wicked cool, and go like shit off a shovel too.

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  31. Make it look like a lightcycle from TRON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're already shooting for the nerd market. Why not just go all the way and make it look like a lightcycle from TRON?

  32. This does have one primary flaw... by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Recreational vehicles are supposed to be tough and reliable. Reliability is very much a part of the stability and dependability of your vehicle in adverse conditions.

    In this case, instead of having 2 or 3 or 4 wheels to support a passenger in an accident or a lose of control, you only have one. I wouldn't like to be caught on an ice patch, a slick roadway, or an unsure trail off the road. The potential to lose control and have an accident must be greater with only one wheel. Of course, you could always jump off, but that is defeat in the eyes or a responsible operator, plus I wouldn't want to get in an accident in a cool(expensive) little monobike like that.

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    1. Re:This does have one primary flaw... by glwtta · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't want to get in an accident in a cool(expensive) little monobike like that.

      Um, what type of vehicle do you want to get in an accident in?

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    2. Re:This does have one primary flaw... by zulux · · Score: 1

      Recreational vehicles are supposed to be tough and reliable.

      Actually, RV need to be noisy and have a nice padded seat;

      - perfect for anouncing to the world that there's another fat-assed lazy retard entering the woods.

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    3. Re:This does have one primary flaw... by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't like to be caught on an ice patch, a slick roadway, or an unsure trail off the road.

      If there is a gyroscope and a rapidly spinning wheel for stability, I can't imagine hitting a slick spot on the ice would throw you off... You're not relying on your contact patch for orientation. Likewise this is definitely not an offroad vehicle. Just look at it. Want to guess how much active suspension it has?

      What I would be more afraid of is, as another poster pointed out, a system failure. What happens when the bike gets old and a wire breaks? What happens to the stability of the gyroscope when you drop the bike? What happens when you get a flat?

      It's a cool concept, and I look forward to riding one... in 2025, when they have all of the safety issues ironed out.

      -Chris

    4. Re:This does have one primary flaw... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      I don't see what benefit there would be in having two wheels as opposed to one when you come to an icy patch. It's like the people who tell me they don't like the way my feet are clamped into my pedals on my bicycle. "What if you have an accident?" they ask. "When you're going down at 30mph, the ability to take your foot off your pedal more quickly doesn't do you one bit of good" says I.

      In fairness I have gotten into scrapes on two wheels that I was able to get out of by shifting my weight around and keeping control. On a one-wheeler it'd all be down to the gyroscope. I wonder how well it would handle it.

      Then there are the stabilisation wheels on the front. From the pictures they look a bit close to the main wheel. I would have thought that the wheelbase would need to have been a bit longer, especially under breaking.

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    5. Re:This does have one primary flaw... by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

      Dude, what are you takling about?

      Of course you rely on the "contact patch" for orientation, the gyrocscopic balance is translated to the wheel via traction control. Traction is an absolutely essential function of balance in gyroscopically-controlled-wheel machines. The gyroscopes themselves do not balance the vehicle, they monitor balance and it is corrected and maintained via the motorized wheel (or wheels as in the Segway).

      Having only one wheel hinders balance tremendously anyway, but when that one wheel loses traction - you're pretty much screwed. It won't matter if all the gyroscopes were operating at perfect accuracy, they won't do anything to help prevent the vehicle from crashing and hurting you.

      This vehicle was designed to be used on country roads, which is like off-road. It is of course a future design and prototype, but it being based on a single wheel is a huge flaw. System failures and poor maintenance are considered at this point to be a secondary fault.

      Of course, the traction issue is a concern with Segway HT vehicles too, they are more stable than this device because they have two wheels, but they aren't really that much safer than a monocycle in those situations.

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  33. um by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Funny

    "a guess at what transportation in the year 2025"

    By then they'll have phased out a few things like:
    - the weather
    - sand and gravel on roads
    - need to carry anything more than a briefcase or purse?

    The future is going to be WAAY cooler than I thought....

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    1. Re:um by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Scooters.

      You heard me. Scooters.

      This thing is pointless for people like me that live in a huge, sprawling metroplex (Dallas/Fort Worth) where there's easily 40 miles of commute per day. But for the same markets that eat up scooters... just think about that.

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    2. Re:um by glwtta · · Score: 1
      By then they'll have phased out a few things like:
      - the weather
      - sand and gravel on roads
      - need to carry anything more than a briefcase or purse?

      I don't really see why not. Ok, 1 is a little trickier, but certainly 2 and 3 could become true for a significant number of people in urban areas.

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    3. Re:um by CXI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, these are the same reasons motorcycles just aren't selling well at all. Oh, wait... reality called.

  34. Cool, but could be cooler still by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

    With some decent flywheels inside, a monobike wouldn't really need the 'stabilisers' out front.

    On braking from speed, it would throw the rider back and behind the wheel immediately prior to braking.

    On stopping, it could continue to balance the rider atop.

    On dismount, it would gracefully (magically) lower the rider to the ground, and probably rest in a 'laid down' position.

    On mount, the flywheels would fire up, and with a nice bit of internal braking, raise the rider up into the riding position.

    I'd say it'd also be neat to escape the 'motorcycle' riding position, e.g. hands free, with all control being achieved by the machine interpreting postural changes by legs and torseo, i.e. detecting the rider's intention (perhaps like well trained horses can).

  35. can anyone mr. garrison? by hellmarch · · Score: 1

    this is just the first logical step until we are all driving vehicles like the one Mr. Garrison invented on South Park... all it needs is anal intrusion.

  36. Does Bombardier do Rec? by apoch2001 · · Score: 1

    I thought Bombardier sold their recreations devision cause the margins weren't there. Anyone know?

    1. Re:Does Bombardier do Rec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bombardier (the company) did sell their recreational division... to the Bombardier family itself. Bomardier (the company) used to belong to the family but has gone public a long time ago, meaning that they are no longer the only owner. When the company decided to part with their recreational division, the family simply bought to keep it in the family, as it was the original Bombardier's first division (yes, they started making snowmobiles in the 1940s).

  37. I can't wait... by shplorb · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until Maddox gives this thing the sort of treatment he gave the Segway. =]

    How to Render the Segway Obsolete

  38. Not a Prototype by bjornte · · Score: 3, Informative

    This /. poster has misunderstood the meaning of the term "prototype". Bombardier has not announced a prototype. A prototype, from an engineering perspective, has to work. This is a design concept. Which means it is about as operational as a Star Wars X-wing.

  39. Almost newsworthy by woom · · Score: 3, Informative

    If this was something more than a clay mockup and some clever writing, it might actually be news. As it is now, it's just plain stupidity let loose by a bored marketing dept.

    1. Re:Almost newsworthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU are plain stupidity let loose by a bored marketing department.

  40. potential for theft? by phrawzty · · Score: 1

    Neat design.. but at a touch over 160kg, what's stopping me and a friend from waiting until you park it, then picking it up and throwing it in the back of a truck while you're not around? I mean, really, at that size, weight, and shape, it's pretty much a theft magnet.

    The Bombardier website notes that a digitally encoded learning key will start the engine, but who cares? Somebody will crack that.. 'they' always do.

    1. Re:potential for theft? by radja · · Score: 1

      >what's stopping me and a friend from waiting until you park it, then picking it up and throwing it in the back of a truck while you're not around?

      a great big fucking chain through the wheel and around or through a fixed object.

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    2. Re:potential for theft? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      They do that with (exotic) cars too. Not too big of a problem.

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    3. Re:potential for theft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you looked at any of the pictures? There is nothing on that unit that you can stick a 'great big fucking chain' through.

  41. Not a chance in hell! by Cally · · Score: 1

    Thanks, Slashdot, for giving me a good chuckle first thing in the morning (waddaya mean, 10:30am isn't first thing?!)

    Very amusing. It'll never work.

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  42. Actually Riding It by euroderph · · Score: 1
    How the heck do you ride it?? Where do your feet go? Where do your legs go? Can anyone point to a picture of said device populated by ordinary bipeds?

    I realise that a photo showing a real, live human being on it might detract from their carefully composed marketing cool, but hey c'mon guys! Where do I fit on it? How do I fit on it? Where do I put the babe in leathers with a taste for high-tech exotica?

    1. Re:Actually Riding It by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

      simple. sit on it kinda like a racebike. knees forward, bent, your feet on the little pegs at the back of the wheel (bottom of feet facing rearward). lean forward, forearms rest on the pads in front of the display panel, hands gripping the handles under the windshield.

      what's really going to be weird is that in harsh braking, the gyroscopes are going to tilt the whole unit backwards (opposite the direction of the force being applied to you). if you slam on the brakes, you'll probably be almost upright. similarly, when you floor it, you'll be tilted forward. just the opposite of a motorcycle.

      as for where the babe goes, uh, the seat looks too small to me. but you're probably not going to get any chicks with this thing anyway.

  43. cool by Jonathan+Platt · · Score: 1

    I think it looks cool! It seems practical as well, there is only so much time before increasing population, and Americans need for bigger cars renders traffic unbearable. This would allow allot of people to ride tightly packed through traffic. Sure it will probably go at a lower top speed (at least safely) but how often do you hit the top speed in peak hour traffic. It looks like a little fun; it gets you out doors, and is more convenient than public transport. Sure weather could be a problem but no more than on a motorbike. I'm sure in time they will make modifications like a partial cover like the new scooters in Europe, and some more carrying space. I look forward to seeing these being a trend and hopefully replacing the fuel guzzling truck.

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  44. It's not a prototype by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    It's not a prototype, it's a concept. They've not actually made one.

  45. landing gear? by sigmaIII · · Score: 0, Funny

    So you have a unicycle that retracts its wheel when you reach 12mph, awesome!

  46. Do you know what a concept car is? by Kickasso · · Score: 1, Funny

    They actually make those all the time.

  47. We need Rascal's with more HP for the elderly by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    I love watching the elderly on their Rascal scooters on the road -- god love 'em, more power to 'em, I hope I'm like that at their age. So, I was watching these two old ladies haul ass across the road the other day, and I was thinking: They need more power.

    What we need is a Rascal that can go about as fast a moped and we'll make them wear helmets. Just like riding mowers got more powerful, why not give grandma a souped up rider? No reason not to let them enjoy the benefits of technology :-) I think they'd love it.

    1. Re:We need Rascal's with more HP for the elderly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have that - there's a professor at my school who uses one, and SHIT, does he ever like to go fast! He keeps it cranked to max speed when he's outside, and he moves faster than a person running at full speed. It's not quite in moped (or even bicycle) territory yet, but I can see how it would be in a few years.
      Come to think of it, if I had to use one of those to get around, I'd keep the speed racked as well. I don't know what this is doing to his batteries, though. All that fast-discharging can't be good for them.

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  48. Segway parallel is interesting.... by TygerFish · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a sense, you can call the Bombardier concept vehicle the perfect followup to the segway in the sense that the Bombardier concept vehicle and the Segway are both big sellers in an alternative universe.

    In this alternative universe--where mechanical complexity is viewed as the most esthetically pleasing art form--the Segway's problems are completely negated by the fact that it is an expensive, non-functional item.

    In quantum anomaly MH-16607G, the fact that the Segway is too complex to be functional and robust enough for it to be a commercial product in our universe is one of it's greatest selling points and, in quantum anomaly MH-16607G, the Bombardier concept vehicle is a brilliant product, available today as an empty shell that opens to reveal a seven-hundred and sixty page bound volume of Rube Goldberg cartoons which give the owner some clue as to how the thing might be made to work decades ahead in the future.

    In the America of MH-16607G, the Bombardier concept vehicle outsells the segway three two one.

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    1. Re:Segway parallel is interesting.... by hankaholic · · Score: 1
      one of it's greatest selling points
      Hopefully in your alternate universe, "it's" no longer means "it is" (or "it has"), and your sentence parses correctly.

      As it is, it's "its", as in, "It's likely that when this thing hits a patch of ice its rider will end up in the hospital."

      Normally I don't nitpick, but like a flaw in an otherwise attractive painting it catches the discerning eye. Of course, it's only relevant if you're looking for karma...
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    2. Re:Segway parallel is interesting.... by TygerFish · · Score: 1
      Hopefully in your alternate universe, "it's" no longer means "it is" (or "it has"), and your sentence parses correctly.


      Interestingly enough, I, too, used to nitpick, even on the verbal stuff. People loved me for it. In fact, I found that nothing bound them to me more tightly than having flaws in their spoken grammar pointed out with a speed normally associated with nature shows featuring vipers and chameleons.

      In fact, I could see in their eyes that the love they felt for me only grew as they went 'a-wandering and a-hunting' for the thread of what they were actually trying to say.

      I used to do some proofreading for a living and after years of spending time and energy in the pursuit of egregious trivialities and nonsense, I find that in a quick note for which no one is paying me, one truth shines like a beacon in the darkness: I simply don't care.

      Your own note, by the way, is perfect. It holds up to Chicago Manual standards. Nevertheless, I think that you should have read my note, not just for simple mechanical faults but for logic.

      You might then have caught the flaw in line seven, word sixteen and pointed out that the line would scan better as "...to be functional and not robust enough..." That would have made things much clearer.

      Also, as someone who asks another to 'speak by the card' in writen material, your missing the gimme in line thirteen, word fourteen, "three two one," is pure heresy. Microsoft Word can do that without breaking a sweat.

      To put it another way, 'Look, I'm sorry. Really, you're good, very good, but we've got a standard here--the editorial staff here has a sense of historic mission that you don't seem to share. Really, I am sorry. The severence package is generous. No. Really, I'm sorry. A week ago, that might have been possible but at this point, there's nothing I can do...'

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    3. Re:Segway parallel is interesting.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your missing the gimme in line thirteen

      Perhaps you meant "you're".
      Nonetheless, proper spelling and grammar are a refreshing change here on Slashdot. I salute you both.

    4. Re:Segway parallel is interesting.... by hankaholic · · Score: 1

      Hah -- nice reply ;)

      Nah, I'm no grammar Nazi, and your point regarding the fact that your comments are freely given is a good one.

      You did proofreading for a living?!? How can you stand to read anything? I used to help design flyers and newsletters for a non-profit organization, and even that little bit of experience often causes me to cringe at bad design choices, even minor ones, that I see in published materials. I'd hate to have serious proofreading experience, as I'd no doubt find it hard not to be annoyed by stupid mistakes.

      Besides, misuse of "it's" bothers me simply because it's so widespread.

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    5. Re:Segway parallel is interesting.... by TygerFish · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the compliment regarding my note despite the spelling error I just found while rereading it... arg!

      Despite my utter inability to spell, I ended up being roped into proofreading while doing more or less what you were.

      I worked with a group of marketers who did design work, and, because I had made a study of proofreading techniques for another job and to improve my writing they gave me the job. After I saved them some money and more embarrassment, the head of the company said that nothing was to leave the shop until after I had looked it over.

      Proofreading has a lot to reccomend it as a job and, I am told, at it's highest levels, basically legal work, it's a very lucrative part-time job--sort of like bartending for articulate introverts.

      Mistakes that others make are annoying, but you can't let them get to you too much or you'll hurt yourself. The best Q.C. people I'd ever met were older men and women with sharp eyes and quiet voices who sat in offices that doubled as store rooms and regularly found the unfindable.

      If anyone ever offers you the chance to proofread something using the holder/reader method--where one person reads the text aloud (right down to the punctuation) while the other follows the narrative with a line-by-line reading, take it.

      It's like zen. The words fill you and you feel a deep conviction that nothing in the world can get by you.

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  49. Beauty, eh by Phantasmo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, this is great, eh. Bombadier invents the anti-snowmobile.

    Well, that's not entirely true... it's got a lot in common with the snowmobile:
    It's useful for a whole two months out of the year, it kills half the people who ride it, and only costs a bit more than thirty years' infinite travel on the TTC.

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    1. Re:Beauty, eh by Pyrosz · · Score: 1

      It's useful for a whole two months out of the year, it kills half the people who ride it,...

      Please explain this..?

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    2. Re:Beauty, eh by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

      Where in Canada do you live that you only get snow 2 months out of the year?? Right now it's snowing here in Minnesota and I expect snow off and on for the next 5-6 months.

    3. Re:Beauty, eh by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Not sure about him, but in B.C. it's surprising if we get more than a couple of weeks - sometimes there's none at all, except on the mountains.

  50. Me me me! by jarran · · Score: 1

    As an avid unicyclist, I'd definitely buy one. But only if I it lets me turn off the gyros to give me manual control.

    SHould have some kind of foot rest so I can still pedal grab onto park benches as well.

  51. how to turn in place ? by pecko666 · · Score: 1

    Well, I understand how you can turn to left or right, when you are at full speed on this wheel, but how can you turn instantly, when you have no speed ? Example- you are on crossroad - and the traffic light light goes on, and you want to turn to the right, you start the engine and then - lean, lean, lean and ?? fall ??

    1. Re:how to turn in place ? by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

      Imagine a pair of concentric contrarotating flywheels. By engaging a couple of gears achored on the monobike you can transfer speed from one to the other and in so doing rotate the bike.

      Electric motors top up the flywheels as necessary.

      You can have these flywheel-pairs on another axis, e.g. to instantly tilt the bike to any angle.

  52. Okay I bite by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    How do you turn the damn thing? They mention leaning but that at least on bikes works only at speed. Leaning a bike/bicycle/moped or indeed unicycle while going slow only leads to falling over.

    And how much leaning would it allow? How would it know the difference between turning and falling over?

    For those that don't know uni-cycles are turned rather forcibly by pulling a kind of jump twist with your body when standing still or very close to it. Usefull for showing off, hardly something you want to do while parking this thing each day.

    So anyone around a little brighter then me? Does the machine take over the forces you excert with your body in a traditional unicycle?

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  53. Bicycles anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figure if we can't get people to ride an already "ecologically safe" vehicle capable of going x mph (depending on the rider) and healthy to boot, this has no chance of succeeding.

    Not to mention, not trying to be smart, but what's the point? Can I go to the grocery store and pick up a few bags of food? Throw my briefcase and gym bag on it? Go clothes shopping? At least with a bicycle, I can still do these things.

    Other than being useful in certain industries (I recall that the Postal Service was testing out the Segway - not sure whatever happened with that) and perhaps for people with disabilities, the main market would seem to be those who are too lazy to walk down the street. Or people who aren't very pragmatic, as this device doesn't fit into the current infrastructure.

    Remember, they are only -now- starting to put in bike lanes and how long has the bicycle been out?

  54. Allow me to finish that sentence by ShadeARG · · Score: 1

    But one day tuition will cost three times that, so it'll be an extra college expense.

  55. 100 times cooler than segway by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    That thing looks super-cool... but here's a question. How do you do a wheelie with that? What would it be like to see a motorcross event with all those things in it? Woah!

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  56. Survivability != accident proneness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A motorcycle driver has an order of magnitude more chance of getting into a serious or fatal accident than someone driving a car with equal skill, that's just how it is.

    I know though, you are such a good driver that you can use the greater greater manouvrability of your motorcycle together with your ESP to save you from any potential accident ... you are the exception to the rule :)

    You all are till you end up under our tires.

  57. This is concept art, created by artists by electricninjaface · · Score: 1

    I saw this in Popular Science a while ago and still have the same objections. I can't see how it could actually work at highway speeds. Think about it. The way the segway-like acceleration mechanism works is that the vehicle moves to stay underneath you. You accelerate by leaning forward, forcing the vehicle to catch up. If you want to accelerate fast enough reach highway speed without pissing off your fellow drivers you will need to lean forward pretty hard, but then what happens if the car in front of you stops suddenly while you are still accelerating? You brake by leaning back. But if you are in a hard acceleration mode where you're center of mass is ahead of the Embrio? Until it gets underneath you, you will be unable to tell it to stop.

    I just think the segway balance mechanism becomes unstable at the kind of accelerations you need to avoid being a menace on the highway. The presense of that small retractable front wheel will still not allow it to accelerate like a highway vehicle.

    Of course, the thing to realize is that the Embrio only exists as a pretty CG picture. I had the strong impression from the Popular Science blurb that it was designed by artists. The PopSci blurb quoted them as saying something like "we can't wait to find someone to build it for us!"

    From their press release:
    "Technology will be used to harness the laws of physics"

    Yes, dear. I'm sure it will.

    1. Re:This is concept art, created by artists by cgenman · · Score: 1

      To move the Embrio, you use an accelerator trigger on the left handlebar and a brake trigger on the right.

      You're welcome.

    2. Re:This is concept art, created by artists by electricninjaface · · Score: 1

      The handlebar controls just make me think even more that the designers are clueless. Think about how the segway balance system works. Think about how handlebar accelerators work. You twist the accelerator, the device accelerates under you. This shifts your center of gravity backwards relative to the wheel. You tip over backwards. The segway system moves and balances by automatically staying under your center of gravity. It moves so that it stays upright. I don't see how you can decouple that balance mechanism from the acceleration and not fall down. And I don't see any evidence in this press release of any engineering thought going into it. Nor did I see it in the popular science article a few months ago. Nor in the Forbes article today. It looks very pretty, but it also looks like a human eating food processor.

      It could maybe work if, at a standstill, you are sitting forward of the wheel with the landing gear down. But your acceleration is still limited such that the wheel can never get ahead of your center of mass. And if your center of mass starts out ahead of the wheel, then your ability to stop suddenly at low speeds (stop and go traffic) is really compromised, because you'd flip forwards.

    3. Re:This is concept art, created by artists by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Even without the landing gear, the EMBRIO would be stable when motionless because of the gyroscope.

  58. how??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just how in the hell can you use such a strange contraption...

    http://recreation.bombardier.com/_Images/embrio_ 3- 4.jpg

    i think i will stick with either walking or driving a 4 wheeled vehicle (my chevy pickup)

  59. Re:FUN??? by squaretorus · · Score: 1

    Personally I dont see where the fun is. I prefer bikes to cars because your more connected to the physics when cornering / braking etc... your body position is a key part of the steering and control of the thing.

    With this, the segway and any other 'actively balanced' machine this MUST be lost to a great extent - or at least diffused. I want to be able to see how fast I can push a corner without falling off - I have a good feel for that when Im dealing with road + tyres + speed + lean - add in a shitload of processor time, gyros, and servos and I've lost my intuitive feel for the thing. Get it serviced and they update the firmware it potentially suddenly behaves VERY differently on the limits - just like changing tyres but less predictable.

    Scary things - no fun - give me a decent mountain bike any day!

  60. Bad design by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Don't want to be a kill-joy but the direction new transportation devices is going in is "pick the most artistic looking but technically lacking design which will have the worst stability, centers of gravity etc etc and rely on a computer to keep it up-right." Should we be relying on a complex system to do so much? If a wheel falls off your car you have a hope in hell of getting it safely off the road and stopped but if something happens on one of these new fangled things and the technology dies you could have problems unless there are mechanical backups. In the future people could be running around with EMP devices or microwave magnatrons or even just VB scripts! do you want to risk it?? think of the childeren!

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  61. I used to think the segway was stupid, but no more by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Now I realize that it was all part of a larger trend to give our vehicles fewer and fewer wheels. At this rate, flying cars can't be far off.

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  62. Bombardier invented the snowmobile by farrellj · · Score: 1

    In 1937 Joseph-Armand Bombardier took out his first patent on the snowmobile, which looked a bit like some science fiction car with treads and skis...later he build a smaller version, and that was the brith of the SkiDoo, and thus a phenomninom was born.

    ttyl
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  63. Stainless Steel Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to remember one of harry harrison's
    earlier stainless steel rat books had cops
    riding powered unicycles like these. Pretty
    cool, but someone needs to change the
    (car OR truck)+(bike OR unicycle) = vegetativestate,
    equation before I'll start riding again.

  64. The won't be getting a patent for this... by tincho_uy · · Score: 1

    There's some really old prior art (remember B.C.?)

  65. what the fuck is wrong with you people!?! by mike_sucks · · Score: 1

    This is clearly a cool concept vehicle, who cares if you can go from zero to dead in less than 2ns?!?

    I will buy one of these as son as they go GA.

    Live a bit for christ's sake!

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  66. Re:FUN??? by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Contrariwise, fighter pilots commonly maneuver their aircraft with astounding precision, even though their actions are mediated by the flight control computer.

    Go watch the Blue Angels and tell me that they're worried about the plane not doing PRECISELY what it's told to do.

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  67. Finally I can by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    pretend I'm B.C. in a re-enactment of the classic video game "BC's Quest for Tires".

  68. Anyone else think... by h4mmer5tein · · Score: 1
    This looks very similar to the monobike on the cover of Against a Dark Background by Ian Banks?

    Now if they could come up with something like that I'd be impressed :)

  69. You are going 40mph on one of these... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...20 yards in front of you a bus pulls out in front of you and stops.

    You JAM on the brakes.

    What happens?

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    1. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      ...20 yards in front of you a bus pulls out in front of you and stops.

      You JAM on the brakes.

      What happens?


      The gyroscope(s) tilt you back so your inertia adjusted center of gravity (assuming that's not redundant) is still over the axle, and the ABS system brings you to a very rapid stop.

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    2. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Think through the physics, the outcome you described is impossible.

      At most the gyros would be able to keep the device from tilting forward.

      Also... think about why ABS would be impossible with only one wheel.

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    3. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      If you assume only a single axle shaft, yes.

      But if you have an axle within an axle you can crank the frame backwards in relation to the wheel

      And ABS is all you can have. Any chance of the wheel locking up pitches you into the pavement. You obviously set the threshold to the ABS so your (wheel) velocity is not zero. At least no until the front wheel comes down

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    4. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      You would *have* to have concentric axles.

      Think about why: motor starts, applies torgue to single axle, frame is immediately rotated backwards into the ground.

      You cannot have ABS because with one wheel there is no way to tell if the wheel has stopped rotating because the vehicle has stopped or if it is because the brakes have locked up: there are no other wheels to compare to. Also with one wheel, and ABS system would not hold the vehicle at a complete stop on a hill (this was a design challenge for multi-wheeled ABS).

      Come to think if it.... how do you handle the situation when you are on a hill at a complete stop and you have to start again?

      It is a cool though, but like the supersonic helicopter an impossibility.

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    5. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      ABS... Compare change in velocity over time. And it's childs play to determine forward or reverse rotation. And your array of sensors would have to include a set of inclinometers.

      Being on a hill makes no difference. Your center of gravity would be the same, on level ground or an incline. Only a change in velocity (read inertia) would alter it.

      The inputs would be the inclinometer, velocity, brake, and throttle sensors. Compare the current values with a short (maybe 5 - 10 seconds) history and it should be fairly easy to determine the trend and react accordingly.

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    6. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Not true. Have you felt your ABS kick-in in your car? It basically pumps your brakes a bunch of times per second waiting for a wheel to start moving slower than the others.

      In a panic stop this is just not going to float.

      As far as the hill goes, I have seen old ABS do exactly what I have said - and if you take one of these fancy smancy Audi's offroad like I convinced my last girlfriend to do, try to stop on a steep hill with gravel. YOU CAN'T DO IT. The "super smart" ABS system simply refuses to hold your car in place (one reason why ABS is rejected by serious 4x4 types like myself).

      ABS requires input from other wheels so you know what the vehicle is doing (not what you think it should be dound based on seconds old data that may or may not be accurate).

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    7. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      Yes, ABS pulsates the brakes. But in the sytems I'm familiar with, the data is not compared to the other wheels, it's checked against it's own wheel. If the wheel goes from x RPM to 0 within a certain timeframe the wheel is considered to be 'locked' and the pads release for 10 microseconds. If the velocity stays at or near zero, then the 'locked' flag is cleared and the pads go back to running on direct input from the master cylinder.

      The bit about storing a log is to have a velocity vs. time graph. A well designed system would look at 'now', and compare it to the trend. A 'delta V' chart.

      In this bike, you NEVER want the wheel to lock, so the threshold will be rather conservative. If the wheel RPM reaches the equivilant of 12 mph (where the front wheel decends, the brakes should never allow you to lock the wheel, no matter how hard you appy the brakes. Once the front wheel is down, then it would be possible, but I would still think it not desirable.

      In a nutshell, this bike can be designed to operate in a stable and safe manner. Of course it's not going to use off-the-shelf hardware. If it would, they would already be on the streets.

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    8. Re:You are going 40mph on one of these... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll believe it when I see it.

      I personally can't figure out how one would steer this contraption... much less operate one in close quarters while going very slow (forget the fast stop scenario!).

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  70. Killer KLOWNS from KANADA by yaj · · Score: 1

    This from those wonderful folks who managed to get a 23 year-old killed in testing the AIRTRAIN at JFK Airport:
    http://www.airtrainjfk.com
    I wonder how many they'll kill with this??>
    (you should have seen how fast the "ENGINEERS" >
    involved with the aforemntioned JFK death >
    got transfered to CANADA...)>

  71. Kirby's Wheelie Scooter! by BigFig · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has played Nintendo's "Kirby's Air Ride" game (I have a 10-year old son) will instantly recognize this as the Wheelie Scooter, one of the vehicles available to drive. Lawsuit, anyone? ;-)

    Though a real-life Rex Wheelie (much bigger) would be pretty cool....

  72. I've seen these before... by Bohnanza · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what the guys in the comic strip "BC" ride on?

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  73. Obligatory Tribes II quote by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    "We need a bombadier!"

    Hmm, I kinda miss Tribes II... haven't been able to get it to run without crashing my Linux box hard ever since I upgraded to the GATOS project's XFree86 4.3.0 release on my ATi Radeon 7500 AiW. I should probably bug them about that...

  74. Kangaroo by crail · · Score: 1

    The vehicle is designed as a guess at what transportation in the year 2025 might look like.

    I think it looks more like a guess at what a bad ass kangaroo with wheels might look like. And it looks frikin' awesome!

  75. Jetsons fortold this one! by sammyo · · Score: 1

    Remember the maid robot on the Jetsons, looked crazy with a single wheel? She could really move, now all we need is to add the smarts from the Israeli chopper, a duster activator and volia!

  76. Oh, right by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    Like there would be anything usable left of your organs

  77. M.A.S.K., anyone? by Corf · · Score: 1

    M.A.S.K., one of those great 80's cartoons, had a young kid character who rode around on one of these things, except that it was a robot also. If I recall, he did some pretty stupid stuff on it but never fell over. That must mean the design is sound, right?

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  78. Motorized Velocipede by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
    I didn't see a reference to this so far in the discussion. For what it's worth, the Embrio isn't the first motorized unicycle concept. I rememeber seeing a picture of a Popular Mechanics magazine which had a motorized unicycle on the cover - probably 1950s era IIRC.

    The thing about this unicycle was, the rider sits inside the wheel, over the engine, rather than above the wheel. The obvious disadvantage is that there is no visibility ahead of the driver where the wheel blocks his or her sight. Maybe with modern technology, this design could be used by incorporating a camera and screen to improve the visibility.

    Am rushing to school, so don't have time to search for a link. If interested, the term velocipede might bring it up.

  79. Penis envy or lack of bicycles? by theolein · · Score: 1

    Having just read through quite a number of trolls interspersed with very many people shocked and highly suspicious that a vehicle with one wheel could actually work, and at the same time pointing to the Segway as somehow being Much Better(TM), I think I should point out a few things.

    All those who think it is somehow unnatural for a vehicle to have one wheel (it's actually very much like a motorcycle at speeds below 12mph) have never seen anyone ride a unicycle. The ability to stay upright on a bicycle is due to the gyroscopic effect of the wheels turning, something which overweight geeks on their underexercised behinds perhaps have yet to discover. On this device you have the same effect while in motion plus there is an added horizontal gyroscope that spins up as the vehicle moves. That gyroscope tends to keep the vehicle upright although there are probably added sensors to adjust for rapid acceleration and braking.

    Overall this device has a simpler and more natural approach to motion than the Segway, which suffers the fact that it has no natural gyroscopic effects to stay upright and must use a computer throughout. The person who claimed that the Segway's approach to motion (leaning forward to accelerate, backward to brake) is somehow better than this, apparently even at highway speeds (you're leaning far forward and someone abruptly stops in front of you? I'd love to see you gracefully stop either device in such conditions) should do some personal testing on the highway to see just how messy that could get, on either device.

  80. Evolution means less wheels! by FireballFreddy · · Score: 1

    So Segway has 2 wheels, Embrio has 1 (or 1.5 if you prefer), what's the logical progression?

    No wheels!

    Wait, I guess we've already done that...

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  81. How is this like the Segway? by 3Suns · · Score: 1

    The Segway weighs like 70 lbs, and it's designed so it can be folded up and put in the trunk of a car, or brought inside with you. This weighs "only" 360 lbs, obviously not something that you could put in your car, or carry up stairs. Instead, you'll have to find a place to park it, and put some kind of bike chain on it. No idea how expensive it will be, but I'd bet you'd want a pretty big chain. In any case, it's not even in the same league as the Segway as far as convenience/utility.

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  82. IT by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1
    Hmmm, reminds me of Mr. Garrison's "IT" from South Park. If this has the same features, I'll pass.

    http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season5/E511script.ht m

  83. maybe.. by mattr · · Score: 1

    ..if they include all encompassing airbags so when you hit a rock and go flying, you can bounce and tumble across the landscape like the Mars rover.. and walk away.

  84. Shirow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This looks like something Masamune Shirow would have designed for his Appleseed series. I want one.

  85. This has already been done before by futileboy · · Score: 1
    Behold the monocycle.

    Of course I prefer the Tractowheel

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  86. I see this concept as very promising. by hey! · · Score: 1

    The point is to think creatively. One way to do this is to imagine what something would be like if you remove one of your assumptions (e.g. that a motorcycle should have two wheels).

    This kind of thinking produced the snowmobile and the jet ski; you may hate each of these things, but they're great products for their manufacturers. On the other hand, this kind of thinking can be dangerous if you become too enamored of originality for its own sake. I think the Segway is a brilliant concept, but I doubt it will approach the practicality of the bicycle in my lifetime.

    This device I actually think is more promising than a Segway. Segway is impractical as a commuter vehicle; the idea that the Segway will transform cities somehow imagines that people are magically transported into the city, Segway and all. It takes the pleasure of strolling out of city life but leaves the hard work of commuting unchanged. On the other hand, this motorized unicycle fits into the current transportation paradigms well. It would be wonderful if people carpooled and used public transportation, but the reality is except under extreme duress a sizable fraction of Americans will insist on having personal transportation. I can imagine that in the future, car pool lanes are replaced with lanes dedicated to less polluting, high efficiency, low footprint personal transportation. This might include vehicles like this one, or perhaps more likely some small car-like vehicle with an enclosed cabin.

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    1. Re:I see this concept as very promising. by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 1
      dedicated to less polluting, high efficiency, low footprint personal transportation.

      Yes, they're called motorcycles.

    2. Re:I see this concept as very promising. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Certainly!

      However, I expect that not enough people are willing to forgo having protection from the elements. If there were a provision for a high efficiency personal vehicle lane, motorcycles should certainly qualify.

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    3. Re:I see this concept as very promising. by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 1

      They do to some extent. All HOV lanes I've seen include bikes as valid users as well as cars with two or more people. Problem is, there aren't that many HOV lanes out there.

  87. I Immediately Thought... by Greyfox · · Score: 0, Troll

    Of the Southpark "It" episode. "Now this mechanism slides into the rider's anus and safely locks him in place... Oh yeah, take it!" "Wow, do you think customers will pay for that?" "It's still better than dealing with the airlines." "Oh, yeah..."

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  88. Have you ever tried to ride a unicycle?! by size1one · · Score: 1

    one day my friend's mom brought home a unicycle. I couldn't even get both feet on it without falling flat on my face. Now i have something that does all the balancing for me!

  89. Human Factors by omnifunctional · · Score: 1

    Personally I think the idea behind this thing is cool. Looking at this the way I do my motorcycle, as a recreational vehicle, not a practical means of transportation. In that respect, I get excited about stuff like this.

    But I get depressed about the survival of our society when I read things like "To move forward, the rider activates a trigger on the left handlebar. ... The brake is activated by a trigger on the right handlebar." in a paragraph titled "A Rider-Friendly Vehicle". For those who do not ride, this is exactly opposite of the way the controls of motorcycles and most other hand controlled vehicles are operated today.

    This is even worse than the creativity that todays auto makers use in positioning controls for headlights, turn signals, windshield wipers, etc. This trend has even found its way into the cockpit of commercial airlines. Sometimes things need to be changed to make their use more efficient or to make the appropriate control obvious in an emergency situation, but more often than not, it comes down to one designer who wants to be different or has a bizarre personal reason for altering the layout of the controls.

  90. Wasn't this a South Park episode? by BigLinuxGuy · · Score: 1

    Is one of the designers named Mr. Garrison?

  91. heh by mantera · · Score: 1


    It looks like a monowheel

    Be sure to check the 1932 Dynosphere.

  92. Re:FUN??? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    the F/A-18 is known for having one of the best fly-by-wire systems in the world, so that's not the best example. I'd be more worried about the Thunderbirds with their F-16s.

  93. 2WD Bike ~ 4WD Car? by stereoroid · · Score: 1
    Well, a 2WD bike sounds like it could give bikers some of the advantages that 4WD cars get: better grip in difficult situations, better hill-climbing, perhaps even high-speed handling. Factor in the torque you can get from electric motors, and tyre design will be the next problem.

    I still remember what the Audi Quattro did to other rally cars, and now all top-class rally cars are 4WD. (I don't know how much Rallying you see in the USA, but in Europe the idea of doing 100mph on twisty dirt roads is popular, for some reason!)

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  94. four legs good, two legs bad by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, no sane mammal should ever rely on something as silly as two-legged locomotion with dynamic stabilization. If either one of your legs were to fail, you'd fall down, probably breaking something and being eaten by the next carnivore passing by--absolutely deadly. To avoid falling, you'd have to control your legs with incredible precision--you would need a brain bigger than the size of a pea and much of your muscle mass would have to move to the legs. And then just look how high your body would be above your legs: if you are running and try to stop, unless you stop very gradually, you are just going to tumble over head over heels--highly dangerous. You can't even stand up still without a dangerous balancing act--how are you even going to sleep?

    I'm telling you: two-legged locomotion with dynamic stabilization is just never going to make it. Any mammal that follows down that path is going to become extinct instantaneously. Don't be stupid--be a four-legged mammal. It's safe. It's stable. Mooo.

  95. I think by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 1

    I think the best part of this whole thing is that it runs off hydrogen fuel cells. This may be kind of like nasa in the past few years, its not so much IT, but what the technology we get from it. With nasa, we got velcro, maybe this will improve the use of hydrogen fuel cells. Its wishful thinking

  96. The genius of the motorcycle by spidergoat2 · · Score: 0

    Today's motorcycle has developed into a safe and efficient product. Two wheels means redundant systems. A failure of any one process at speed, power, brakes, tires, is not only survivable, but will probably result in no injury at all. Even a steering failure can be handled safely due to the gyroscopic action of both wheels. The problem with the Embrio is no redundancy. A system that fails WILL result in injury. Imagine the power, brake, tire, computer or a gyroscope failing at 65mph. The result is another highway statistic.

  97. Is there a high-resolution image? PLEASE?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi there,

    Does anyone have (or know where to find) a high-resolution image of the picture that is shown (or another one of the embryo vehicle?

    I would really appreciate it!

  98. Not everyone lives in the Southwest of the U.S. by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

    The vehicle is designed as a guess at what transportation in the year 2025 might look like.

    In short It aint gonna happen.

    I live in Toronto, I would be able to drive one of these about 8 months a year, and then only when it didn't rain. Not everyone lives in lives in a place where it never rains or snows. When people are thinking about how much Segway will change transportation they seem to neglect this fact.

    Now having said that, they are damn cool and I wouldn't mind one for recreation purposes, but I'm not going to be commuting with it.

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  99. Venus Wars, anyone? (Re:Anyone else think...) by Anil · · Score: 1

    It also looks a lot like the monobikes from the animated version of "Venus Wars". I wonder how long it'll be until we have crazy rollerderbie-like monobike races. That'd also be kind of cool.

    Sadly I can't find a good image from the series, just the coverart for the DVD.

    1. Re:Venus Wars, anyone? (Re:Anyone else think...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It IS the bike from Venus Wars. image one image two

  100. Wow... Old school news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Embrio has been in the news for the past 4 months and /. decides to post about it now??? It was on SE (Sensible Erection) way back in September... Get your shit together!

    Props to SE, real news, at a real pace AND pr0n...

    SE Link

  101. Oh My Gosh! by whatsit · · Score: 1

    My name is Steve Jobs. I got a private demo of this product and let me tell you, it is so mind blowing that I am sure we are going to have to re-think the way we design cities!

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  102. I've seen this somewhere before... by Tellalian · · Score: 1

    This project was conceived as an exercise in forward thinking: what will the future of recreational transportation be like?

    Apparently, a lot like the anime Venus Wars (here for a better picture).

  103. Trials by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Dirt bike Trial racing is done at just a few mph and having an extra powered wheel could be great. But trials bikes are specialized and of next to no use to an ordinary rider.

    Most people are after good suspension and a good power/weight ratio. This technology would have to be really something to avoid contradicting those goals.

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  104. Re: Originally conceptualized in 1957 by Belegothmog · · Score: 1

    The vehicle is designed as a guess at what transportation in the year 2025 might look like.

    This is very interesting considering that this vehicle was first conceptualized in 1957 by none-other than Dr. Seuss. All the Whos down in Whoville rode these unibikes. I am surprised and shocked that there are no attributions listed in the article.

  105. I Got Excited by msl521 · · Score: 1

    I got all excited when I read the headline that I would soon be able to have my very own miniature New York City Subway car and Long Island Rail Road car. Thus being able take out any commuting frustrations in the comfort and safety of my home. :)

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  106. Why can't it be safe? by gearmonger · · Score: 1
    The article doesn't mention how fast this thing is meant to go -- maybe it's no faster than the Segway (what, 12 mph?) -- at that speed, would this really be all that dangerous?

    With that said, I would hope it could go 25-30 mph...any slower and I might as well just ride my bike.

    Overall, I think it's a damn fine concept and shows that there's always room for creative thinking. But why do images of Tron keep flashing in my mind when I look at this thing??

  107. Remember! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your mare needs no gyroscopes or hydrogen cells!

  108. Maybe it's a question of corperate culture. by Gray · · Score: 1

    Bombardier invented the Skidoo (they own the trademark), Seadoo's too. Outboard motors. In short, loud fun machines that aren't very safe.

    It's hard to find another company to compair them too. They're like a Harley-Davidson that also makes areospace equipment.

    1. Re:Maybe it's a question of corperate culture. by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Bombardier also built the monorails used at Walt Disney World. They seem to do well in the "miscellaneous" category of transportation vehicles. =)

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  109. Mod parent up by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Very interesting. I assume there were no gyroscopes or anything involved? Must have been tricky.

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  110. Looks like something.... by ZeroVerteX · · Score: 1

    ...straight out of Akira! Cool! I'll get one when they come out, if I'm not dying of ostioperosis by then.

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  111. Battle Angel Alita by Mu*puppy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Anyone else notice how much this thing looks like a first gen. model of Alita's 'Tuned' cycle?

    Just a random musing from an anime/manga fan... :)

    (oh yeah, and to pre-empt the usual replies, you 'anime iz just pr0n and/or anime fans are freaks/faggots/pedophiles/whatever' trolls can all just fsck yourselves. Have a nice day.)

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  112. Re:kitplane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My recommendations (taking into account that my only aviation experience comes from reading magazines and a 1 hour demo flight) are:
    Zenith Zodiac CH601XL for something good, but simple and inexpensive (about $40K)
    Glasair II for the latest in hifg speen cruising (Costs about twice as much, tho)

  113. Re:Venus Wars, anyone? by lullabud · · Score: 1

    that's the first thing i thought! i love that movie, and i always thought the monocycle was such a cool concept, yet wondered how it would be possible. it's awesome to see another area of science fiction becoming a reality, especially because that thing is soooo slick looking. i'm sure even the guys at apple are drooling over it. ;-)

  114. t3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hydrogen fuel cells? Thats what the terminator is powered by in T3 we're revealed. I wonder how soon till the military looks at using that in their autonomous weapons division.

  115. Canadian Gov't To the Rescue by Erioll · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. The government will give Bombardier all the money they need to produce these, and then STILL charge 100k+ for them. They give them money for anything they want. And if it fails, they still won't be in the hole. Taxpayers to the rescue of corporations.

    Remember, that company is from Quebec, so they'll get anything they want. That's how it works in this country.

    Erioll

    1. Re:Canadian Gov't To the Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is nothing compared to what is going on in Brazil!

      From Embraer receiving Billions to make planes (in the same market as Bombardier, but they know how to diversify), or exported cattle raised by government subventions (illegally according to WTO), and more recently SPAM distributed on government paid servers!!!

      I guess taxpayers gets screwed all around the world!

      If course there is about 5 times the population in Brazil, so there is also 5 times more government subsidies given away. As long as you know the right "democraticly elected" friend! ;)

  116. There's a saying in the motorcycling world... by ChiaBen · · Score: 1

    "there are two types of motorcyclists: those who have crashed, and those who are going to crash". I wonder what the parallel saying would be in the one-wheeled world?

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  117. Robotech by Jacque_Usi · · Score: 1

    Wow, first time I saw this thing, I'm thinking, "What button do you push to turn this from a motorunicyle into battle armor". Definately anime inspired.

  118. Anime? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Anime fans rejoice! Seriously though, this looks a lot like the bike from Venus Wars. Not that you can tell from the crappy screenshot. But this is awesome. Can't wait till they announce the release of their 40 ft. tall mecha.

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    1. Re:Anime? by Equa1izer · · Score: 1

      Haha.. you're just one post faster then me:))))

  119. madonna mocked Segway on Letterman last night by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    Not that I expect her opinion really influences many people these days. But I was taken aback that she was such a hater.

    Letterman asked her if she had ever ridden on a Segway. She said she had spent no more than 30 seconds on it because she felt she looked silly.

    She went on in the interview to talk about how she loves hunting birds in England because she loves wearing the clothes. And they don't read any magazines, newspapers, or watch television at her house. And she's sending her daughter off to a nun's convent. Seriously.

    Cuckoo!
  120. Re:FUN??? by Moofie · · Score: 1

    The F-16's fly by wire system works just fine. The Thunderbirds seem to avoid running into each other a whole lot.

    My point is, state-of-the-art flight controls provide intuitive feedback to the pilot. It's silly to pretend that just because a computer's actually calling the shots, that the rider won't feel connected to the machine and to the road.

    The two exceptions I can think of are the test of the Airbus A-310 (320? I'm not certain) prototype that flew into the trees, and the YF-22 that crashed on short final as it entered the ground effect zone and started porpoising. Both problems were solved, and both aircraft are now working great.

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  121. Sci-Fi in reality by Equa1izer · · Score: 1

    We are all already saw many of things from sci-fi novels and movies became reality. And this one is not exception. This thing is called monobike and it can be seen in anime Venus War from 1989. It's one of a classique anime in line with Ghost in Shell and Ninja Scroll.

  122. Syd Mead's design is much cooler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.sydmead.com/v/01/bookstore/viewer/senti nel-ii.html#

    (bottom right)

  123. EMP? by AoT · · Score: 1

    I just wonder when mandatory EMP shielding will be the norm on civilian devices. If we have a city full of cars with drive by wire brakes and someone sets off a fair sized EMP bomb, thats thousands if not tens of thousands car accidents in the space of about a minute. Can you say crippled infrastructure. Even natural phenomenon, IE an especially large magnetic storm could play havoc with our current technology. Combine all that with an imminently possible terrorist strike using EMP and it sure isn't a pretty picture.

    1. Re:EMP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than nuclear devices, I've never heard of an EMP bomb that had an effective radius of more than a few meters.

    2. Re:EMP? by AoT · · Score: 1

      from the airforce
      http://www.airpower.maxwell.af.mil/airch ronicles/k opp/apjemp.html

      and

      http://www.au.af.mil/au/2025/volume3/chap08/v3c8 -4 .htm#RF%20and%20High%20Power%20Microwave/Electroma gnetic%20Pulse%20Devices

      While large scale EMP isnt really plausable right now, it definitly will be in 20 years.

  124. Thor's wheel from BC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    there is clearly prior art for this one...

    Anyhoo, ever since I first saw the two wheeler, I wondered why the hell it has two wheels. With all those mechanics in the thing, it should be easy to make it run on one wheel and the ride will be better, since it will allow banking in turns.

  125. I don't think you get the company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do a little more than make rec vehicles. They are canada's equivalent to Lockhead Martin.

    They train fighter pilots, make high speed rail. Vehicles for the CF and other high tech stuff.

  126. Heinlein wrote about in in the fourties... by LandGator · · Score: 1

    Powered unicycles were written into both REVOLT IN 2100 and THE ROADS MUST ROLL. Well, all we need now is Neahmiah Scudder.

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  127. Another Article by mahbidness · · Score: 1

    available at Popular Science here. Better pictures.

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  128. How strange by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    I always joked that a motorized unicycle would be the next big thing, but then again, I was only joking! Seeing a mock-up of this, after joking about it for so long, is truly a shock to me. I didn't really want it to become reality...

  129. Must be a bad picture by darnok · · Score: 1

    Where's the bits that you insert in mouth and anus?

  130. Cute. Good for PR. by WoTG · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, this is a chance for Bombardier to get some good, positive PR. Maybe it's about time the "concept" er... concept moved beyond automobiles. At least it's something new to talk about, instead of the latest craziest reality show...

  131. Oh dear... by TygerFish · · Score: 1
    your missing the gimme in line thirteen

    Perhaps you meant "you're".

    Actually, 'your' is, in the place that you note it, emminently correct.

    You see, 'You're' is a contraction of the words, 'you are,' and using it where you suggest would be problematic both in terms of sense and grammar.

    By using, 'you're' in that position, you would be saying, 'you are missing the gimme in line... is pure heresy.' This leaves the reader to wonder which of the two instances of the verb 'to be,' the reader should refer to while trying to keep his brains from leaking out of his ears from the strain of trying to make sense of what the writer meant.

    On the other hand, 'your' is the English possessive and here it makes sense in that the pronoun refers to something which was done by the person referred to, his act of ommission, which logically belongs to him.

    The sentence could thus be rewritten, 'your mistake in missing the gimme in line thirteen...' and it would be absolutely, and insultingly, clear--fully the equivalent of saying, 'they tell me you're a little slow, so I'm going to spell it out for you very carefully...'

    God, I feel pedantic now!

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  132. Har de har... by instarx · · Score: 1

    Har de har, har. I get it - I've been trolled.

    JohnPM, if by any chance you really are a physicist I wouldn't advise putting your real name on any of this. It might not be a good career move. :-)

  133. Gonna hate them by Uerige · · Score: 1

    What about the head lights? As the vehicle isn't always in a "vertical" position, you're gonna get a lot of people pissed when it's dark outside.