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Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
Re:You know what I'm thinking?
Now, I've ThinkGeek found some cool stuff on ThinkGeek now and then, but it ThinkGeekis getting a bit ridiculous ThinkGeek to have an article about ThinkGeek every couple of hours. I don't ThinkGeekknow about anyone else, but ThinkGeek I'll be glad when I can ThinkGeek click on my Slashdot bookmark knowing ThinkGeek I won't see a page ThinkGeek full of ads for ThinkGeek.
:P
In all seriousness, though (*gasp* BLASPHEMER!)... have a look at the comment counts in today's articles: a lot of them haven't even broken 50 comments, and except for this article and the one with no content at all, none of them have even broken 100. It's probably not the best way to judge how many people are reading Slashdot, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not making much from the ads today. How many of the people who looked at Slashdot, clicked on one of the, um, articles, and decided to buy something on ThinkGeek might be a different matter entirely, but I doubt it'd be enough to make up for their lost ad revenue. -
You silly, unobservant fools...
Am I the only one who actually moused over the links?
ThinkGeek writes "ThinkGeek ThinkGeek ThinkgEEk ThinkGeek! ThinkGeek ThinkGeek THINK geek think GeEk thinkgEek.
(If you don't have the linky-checky-in-brackets thing on, the links are actually to cmdrtaco.net, fark.com, randomdialogue.net, penny-arcade.com, deansplanet.com, mccarthy.vg, cowboyneal.org, homestarrunner.com, and sarcasta.net) -
Fake ghostlike photons....
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/05shirt.shtml
FOOLS SHOP AT THINKGEEK -
It's a conspiracy"TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now"
Cmdr Taco is just a shill for Think Geek. He has obviously been paid off to post as many Think Geek related articles. In fact most of the links in his other posts actually link to Think Geek.
Think Geek, Think Geek, Think Geek
Though seriously you should click on some of the links in the original article. There is some funny stuff there.
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It's a conspiracy"TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now"
Cmdr Taco is just a shill for Think Geek. He has obviously been paid off to post as many Think Geek related articles. In fact most of the links in his other posts actually link to Think Geek.
Think Geek, Think Geek, Think Geek
Though seriously you should click on some of the links in the original article. There is some funny stuff there.
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It's a conspiracy"TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now"
Cmdr Taco is just a shill for Think Geek. He has obviously been paid off to post as many Think Geek related articles. In fact most of the links in his other posts actually link to Think Geek.
Think Geek, Think Geek, Think Geek
Though seriously you should click on some of the links in the original article. There is some funny stuff there.
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It's a conspiracy"TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now"
Cmdr Taco is just a shill for Think Geek. He has obviously been paid off to post as many Think Geek related articles. In fact most of the links in his other posts actually link to Think Geek.
Think Geek, Think Geek, Think Geek
Though seriously you should click on some of the links in the original article. There is some funny stuff there.
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It's a conspiracy"TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now"
Cmdr Taco is just a shill for Think Geek. He has obviously been paid off to post as many Think Geek related articles. In fact most of the links in his other posts actually link to Think Geek.
Think Geek, Think Geek, Think Geek
Though seriously you should click on some of the links in the original article. There is some funny stuff there.
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It's a conspiracy"TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now"
Cmdr Taco is just a shill for Think Geek. He has obviously been paid off to post as many Think Geek related articles. In fact most of the links in his other posts actually link to Think Geek.
Think Geek, Think Geek, Think Geek
Though seriously you should click on some of the links in the original article. There is some funny stuff there.
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Developers: Idle Loop Optimized
Posted by CmdrTaco in The Mysterious Future!
from the more-efficient-use-of-clock-time dept.
seebs writes "Every so often someone makes a joke about optimizing the idle loop, but this article actually does it. " It's about time too- that process has been eating up clock cycles for to long.
Science: Positive Proof of Water on Mars
Posted by CmdrTaco in The Mysterious Future!
from the now-we-can-put-that-one-to-rest dept.
pauliecronopolis was one of many people that noted that the popular Astronomoy Picture of the Day page has photographic proof of water on mars. It will be a little difficult for those of you who don't have a degree on geology to spot the evidence, but with a little efort, I think you'll be able to make it out.
Apple: Monkeys Don't Like Macs
Posted by CmdrTaco in The Mysterious Future!
from the but-they-fling-a-helluva-poo dept.
sebFlyte writes "silicon.com is reporting on a new twist on some oft-done probability research, into the suggestion that an infinite number of monkeys will eventually produce a perfect script for Hamlet , given typewriters (or indeed keyboards) and enough time. The researchers claims that the monkeys used in their test preferred using systems running Windows XP to those running Mac OSX. Which begs the question -- do only monkeys use windows, or can even monkeys tell macs aren't worth bothering with?"
ePlus
Posted by CmdrTaco in The Mysterious Future!
from the - - dept.
anonymous writes "
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Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt
Posted by CmdrTaco in The Mysterious Future!
from the black-is-the-new-pink dept.
Jesus Christ Himself, No Really The One Who Died For Your Sins On a Big Wooden Cross a Couple Thousand Years Ago and is a Little Cranky that You've Only Gone To Church Twice so Far This Decade wrote in to say "Hey you guys should check out the Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt. It'll really blow your mind. It's available from ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now). You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.
Think Geek Shafts O' Poo
Apple: Steve Jobs to Become Ikea CEO
Posted by CmdrTaco in The Mysterious Future!
from the third-times-the-charm dept.
RLewis1241 writes "According to The Register, Steve Jobs seems to be broadening his horizons: "IKEA will employ Jobs as "acting CEO", from next month. The technology icon will maintain his twin CEO roles at Apple Computer Inc. and Pixar Inc. but will also take command with a wide-ranging brief at the retail giant"" -
wait, there's more!
And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.
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Reality Check
This is about as real as the XBOX2 ThinkGeek (http://www.thinkgeek.com/) is selling.
To Ed: Okay, I plugged it, where's my cut? :-) -
Re:PONG?
Can I play PONG on it?
No, but I did read somewhere about this new Executive Pong. It's perfect for the suit that has everything. Slashdot should run an article about that instead of this Apple crap. -
No mention of the SkyTag(tm)?No mention of the new SkyTag(TM) - Green Laser Aircraft Tracker? We're very excited about that one.
Stop worrying about things like mandatory jail time and social isolation and play the intriguing game of SkyTag(TM) today.
Kudos to the inventors of THAT one! -
unrelated but from TFA
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Green laser aircraft tracker, iCopulate, and more
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They are selling an anagram shirtThe shirt says Fake Ghostlike Photons which is an anagram for "Fools shop at think geek"
I extracted "Think Geek" and "Fools" from the string, and fed the rest to an anagram generator
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Re:If...
500,000 pixels, you mean...
Sure.
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Black-projector rules baby!I think the real super-secret tech advancement demonstrated by these products is the Executive Pong set that somehow manages to project the classic BLACK pong background onto a bright white wall.
Simply amazing! I must own one!
;P
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The Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt
Anyone else notice the The Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt that is on sale?
It says "Fake Ghostlike Photons" on the front, which apparently is an anagram for something that won't be revealed until tomorrow.
So far, my best guess is: Fools Shop at Think Geek -
food!
Forget the toys... I'm just excited I can finally get a classy snack at my desk now!
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A couple moreWell, today is april fools, so... here are some other good jokes apple related:
Clear your screen
The price alone is priceless
Smoooth
Jobs joins IKEA
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Come on peopleI'm willing to offer Jobs' salary to anyone that posts an actually funny April Fools joke.
links to examples:
http://www.google.com/googlegulp/
http://homestarrunner.com/
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"Full" List of April Fools Jokes on the Web
Isn't April Fools Day just the best? =] For a 'full' list of sites pulling pranks today check out this list here
Here is a sample:
dotget.net - Microsoft to put P2P software .GET into next version of Windows
kylewenda.com - the government records your phone calls... scary
rfc-editor.org - RFC for "Requirements for Morality Sections in Routing Area Drafts"
waferbaby.com - amusing php error
planet.gentoo.org - Various things, CFLAGS, etc
fark.com - Many Jokes (keep reloading): BOOBIES!, Logged in as admin, North-Central Kentucky Bunghole-Discharge, page from 1999, BEER
2600.com - Formal Attire required for 2600 meetings today
forumsector.com - Changed the name to Nascar Sector
wikipedia.org - Britannica taking over Wikimedia
google.com - Google releases Google Gulp
kellyosbourne.org - Sanctuary records group shut us down
nukefreezone.net - Making fun of atrios.blogspot.com
weebl.jolt.co.uk - Replaced with Cats-By-Mail
telecom.co.nz - Click 2 Brick
ytmnd.com - (NSFW) hacked by teens for christ
wingus.ampedhost.com - Site converted into Mingus' Gently-Used Furniture store. Oh dear. Why won't he be kind?
homestarrunner.com - Now a pay service.
whirlpool.net.au - Australia's biggest Luddite to head Australia's largest telco
thinkgeek.com - Fake product listings.
theregister.co.uk - Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq
creativebits.org - Site purchased by Microsoft -
Re:Give me a break
Indeed. If you are British or vaugely interested in the British royalty then the Daily Mail did a good one. But it's not techy.
There are the obligatory think geek ones which are mildly amusing.
Even gmail is having a little joke. It's only funny due to the reaction of the launch last year.
Googles got a proper April fools, but it's not very good... -
OMFG!!! - Must Read
Now this is a funny joke. The only thing is that it isn't a joke. This is a new low for dorkdom.
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April Fools Day Sites
Isn't April Fools Day just the best? =] For a 'full' list of sites pulling pranks today check out this list here
Here is a sample:
kellyosbourne.org - Sanctuary records group shut us down
nukefreezone.net - Making fun of atrios.blogspot.com
weebl.jolt.co.uk - Replaced with Cats-By-Mail
telecom.co.nz - Click 2 Brick
ytmnd.com - (NSFW) hacked by teens for christ
wingus.ampedhost.com - Site converted into Mingus' Gently-Used Furniture store. Oh dear. Why won't he be kind?
homestarrunner.com - Now a pay service.
whirlpool.net.au - Australia's biggest Luddite to head Australia's largest telco
thinkgeek.com - Fake product listings.
theregister.co.uk - Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq
creativebits.org - Site purchased by Microsoft
ocremix.org - Now partnered with EA (or something like that). Called EA ReMix.
spacedaily.com - Bush Cancels Space Shuttle Program
planet.gnome.org - Switched sites with planet.kde.org
planet.kde.org - Switched sites with planet.gnome.org
ietf.org - RFC: Efficient Transformation Formats of Unicode
beejaysworld.de - Gentoo dropping livecds for x86
nature.com - Apollo bacteria spur lunar erosion
antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov - Water On Mars
smh.com.au - (Free Reg Req) SMEGmail offers 1 terabyte storage
smh.com.au - (Free Reg Req) Linux looks to Hilton for exposure
thetoque.com - Canada Builds Own Missile Defense Shield
onion.com - U.S. Dog Owners Fear Arrival of Africanized Fleas
chron.com - Bush Twins in Maxim
ask.com - Jeeves has been replaced by a robot
animenewsnetwork.com - Viz Unlicenses Naruto
uninventthewheel.co.uk - New BMW technology to get around the EU ban on right hand drive cars in Europe.
newgrounds.com - changing to numagrounds.com
neopets.com - neopets adds 50 new pets
www.firstloox.org - The Loox is being recalled
packages.gentoo.org - Adobe doesn't sell products for Linux
pc.ign.com - Microsoft World of Wordcraft (Extremely Obvious)
spamusement.com - Page full of spoof banner ads
gentooexperimental.org - Gentoo using the NT kernel
moddb.com -
April Fools Day is Great isn't it?
For a full list of sites that pulled April Fools Day Pranks this year check out this list here Here is a sampling: dotget.net - Microsoft to put P2P software
.GET into next version of Windows
kylewenda.com - the government records your phone calls... scary
rfc-editor.org - RFC for "Requirements for Morality Sections in Routing Area Drafts"
waferbaby.com - amusing php error
planet.gentoo.org - Various things, CFLAGS, etc
fark.com - Many Jokes (keep reloading): BOOBIES!, Logged in as admin, North-Central Kentucky Bunghole-Discharge, page from 1999, BEER
2600.com - Formal Attire required for 2600 meetings today
forumsector.com - Changed the name to Nascar Sector
wikipedia.org - Britannica taking over Wikimedia
google.com - Google releases Google Gulp
kellyosbourne.org - Sanctuary records group shut us down
nukefreezone.net - Making fun of atrios.blogspot.com
weebl.jolt.co.uk - Replaced with Cats-By-Mail
telecom.co.nz - Click 2 Brick
ytmnd.com - (NSFW) hacked by teens for christ
wingus.ampedhost.com - Site converted into Mingus' Gently-Used Furniture store. Oh dear. Why won't he be kind?
homestarrunner.com - Now a pay service.
whirlpool.net.au - Australia's biggest Luddite to head Australia's largest telco
thinkgeek.com - Fake product listings.
theregister.co.uk - Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq
creativebits.org - Site purchased by Microsoft
ocremix.org - Now partnered with EA (or something like that). Called EA ReMix.
spacedaily.com - Bush Cancels Space Shuttle Program
planet.gnome.org - Switched sites with planet.kde.org
planet.kde.org - Switched sites with planet.gnome.org
ietf.org - RFC: Efficient Transformation Formats of Unicode
beejaysworld.de - Gentoo dropping livecds for x86
nature.com - Apollo bacteria spur lunar erosion
antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov - Water On Mars -
red stapler icon (IT) is from thinkgeek.com ?
I couldn't help but notice that you guys use the red stapler icon for IT which is actually sold at: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7/
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Re:I already have a good solution
Personally, I get up, urinate, and go straight to the Bawls.
Nothing like waking up to the great taste of Bawls!
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Re:An interesting set of designs
wait! there already is a device without buttons that actually has a use! As everything cool you can get it on thinkgeek
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Re:Question
Awesome coincidence...but did you see one of the ads at the top of slashdot?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/drives/6908/
Cassette mp3 ripper. -
binary is all the rage
My binary clock pWnz you. I get more fun times, like 12:44:21
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The comic got it wrong
/pee shouldn't link to a healthcare professional, it should link to thinkgeek.com.
I am REALLY concerned about them asking for action shots on this piece of merchandise... -
*shudder*
I really personally don't care what hardware platform Linus uses or whether he buys his underwear from thinkgeek.com
Damn you... now I have this image of Linus wearing HTTPanties etched into my mind's eye's retina. -
Re:Reminds me of that old joke
People who laughed at this joke also laughed at:
The Halfling/Dragon t-shirt from ThinkGeek.com.
Check out the Slashdot shirts. I have a couple; you get the strangest looks from lusers =) -
Already available
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Re:But, Doctor Evil...
Saw that E-Quill-AirO2bic Mouse yesterday, it's a new item at ThinkGeek. It seems an interesting idea, as you hold your hand sideways while using it (an "optimal Functional Neutral position," as they call it).
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Re:But, Doctor Evil...
Saw that E-Quill-AirO2bic Mouse yesterday, it's a new item at ThinkGeek. It seems an interesting idea, as you hold your hand sideways while using it (an "optimal Functional Neutral position," as they call it).
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Best. Mouse. Ever!
I have been using one of these for well over a year.
Coupled with USB Overdrive (Sorry, Mac only!) this is the best mouse I've ever used. Good luck finding one in North America, though.
I keep my hand straight and rest my arm on the desktop. The mousepad I use raises the mouse just enough so that I can rest my wrist on the pad and move the mouse with my fingers and a minimum of wrist/arm movement.
I've rotated the pad 90 degrees, so that the "top" is now one of the "sides". This give me more than enough room to move the mouse and still have sufficient area for resting my wrist on the pad. YMMV.
Not only is it a functionally superior mouse, it's also bloody gorgeous, too. A beautiful little piece of abstract sculpture on my desktop.
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Re:Knoppix has come full circle"if you want to browse securely from a cyber-cafe - without any keyloggers peeking"
Saw this little beauty in thinkgeek the other day:
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Re:Know your knife lawsGood point about air-travel. I used to always carry a Swiss-Army knife with me (more compact), but can't unless I'm checking now.
OTOH, ThinkGeek has this little toy. I guess that will get through most security checks on a bunch of keys.
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Depends on the job...
Do the tools wiggle around after a lot of use?
Not if you buy from a company that has been making good knives for a long time...
Victorinox is probably the right company to stay with...They are one of only 2 companies that make genuine swiss army knives (Wenger is the other)...They have a good selection of tools...their Spirit is a good choice for a general multitool...
I personally own a CyberTool (according to Victorinox, official equipment for NASA space shuttle crews)...but I carry a Signature....
The real answer is to pick the right tool for the job...if you want something you plan to carry with you all the time, go for one of the pocket tools...if you are going to be doing lots of computer work with it, you may want to go with the CyberTool...if you want something to stick in a backpack, then a multitool is probably a good choice...but remember to choose a tool from someone that's been doing high quality knives for a long time... -
Re:More like
I prefer this t-shirt.