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Which Also features end to end encryption

you could almost say that history is repeating itself.

I mean, here you have Edison, circa 1900; and miss rosen (whom I am 95% certain is sdem) today.

You can barely tell them apart!

I love to drink soda

Have a John-Ashcroft-free weekend !!!!!!
W00t

If you drink it, you're ruining your teeth and causing a spike in blood-sugar level (unless it's diet... in which case aspartame has even worse problems).

Of course, soda makes a great enema... And the carbonation feels incredible.

Here's your buttorrent link!

Check it out before it gets tubgirled

I think, after the first time they got slashdotted, they bounce all slashdot referers to tubgirl.

I have a girlfriend who's great at storing water, but you don't want to be around when her dam breaks.

Despite the fact that their IP led to the creation of GNULinux

Ob: butttorrent link!

Here's a butttorrent link!

butttorrent here!

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It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

Mainframe history can be traced here: Mainframes

I am the tubgirl. Touch my mammaries.

He's saying you can be a liberal, or you can see things for what they are; but not both.

Even I got that; and I'm half blind from masturbating!

Here is your 'flood'.

would like to share the joy of their newborn son,

Weightlifter Cx.

Weightlifter was born on May 16, 2003, at the Rotten Memorial Hospital. Weightlifter was born wieghing 310 pounds minus one distended GI tract.

Join us in celebrating this blessed event!

It's KarmaBurningFriday!


Henry & Mary Girl
~ ~ ~ and ~ ~ ~
Marvin & Deborah Cx

are please to announce
the engagement of their children
Tub and Goatse
A fall wedding is planned.

Wait a minute... are you talking about avoiding work or masturbation?

Nah, avoiding masturbation is way too easy. All it takes is Goatse Man and Tub Girl. I guess they'd make a wonderful couple.

I saw a similar write-up today over at tubgirl tech archive.

There's another review at tubgirl tech archive

this one needs pluggin'.

Know what I mean? ;)

It is official; Warner Bros. now confirms: Trinity is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Matrix fanboy community when the Warshowski Bros. confirmed that Trinity's wank appeal has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all geek porn. Coming on the heels of a recent Natalie Portman survey which plainly states that Trinity has lost more market share of masturbatory fantasies, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Trinity is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by dead last in the recent "Who do I think of while jerking off" test.

You don't need to be a pasty-faced, anti-social computer nerd to predict Trinity's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Trinity faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Trinity because Trinity is dying. Things are looking very bad for Trinity. As many of us are already aware, Trinity dies in the end of "Matrix Reloaded." Red blood flows like a river of blood. From her. When she dies.

Nude Trinity is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of her erotic potential. The mannish and unpleasant physique of long time Trinity actress Carrie-Ann Moss only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Trinity is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Trinity sycophant Michael states that he has written 7000 fanscripts featuring Trinity. How many people who give a shit about Trinity are there? Let's see. The number of Galadirel versus trinity posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Trinity fanboys. Trinity in vinyl images on Usenet are about half of the volume of picuters of women shitting on themselves. Therefore there are about 700 losers who fantasize about Trinity being their girlfriend. A recent article put Trinity at about 80 percent of the "jerking off to pictures of distended anuses" market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 total losers still reading at this point. This is consistent with the number of Trinity Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Hollywood, abysmal acting and so on, Trinity was killed off at the end of "Matrix Reloaded" and the role was taken over by a small beagle puppy who conveys emotion better than Moss. Now Trinity is dead, her corpse turned over to the Matrix to be liquified and fed to unsupecting batteries.

All major surveys show that Trinity looks like a post-operative male-female transsexual. Trinity is very hideous and her long term wankability prospects are very dim. If Trinity is to survive at all it will be among Matrix geeks who bought the first one on DVD. Trinity continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save her at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Trinity is dead.

Fact: Trinity is dying at the end of "Matrix Reloaded."

..and here is a article that is tubed.

Looks to me like someone else created thier own Animatrix movie. Like fan fiction. It's kinda cool...

http://students.uw.edu/~smithj/matrix.html

I'm drunk.

My girlfriend's name is Ruth. She's a small girl with long black hair and tiny tits. She's 14 and I'm 22.

We just had an argument, but I got my revenge by holding her down and raping her in the ass.

She screamed like the whore she is as I tore into it harder and harder for half an hour, and then came inside her.

After that, I turned her around and forced her to suck my cock, and she screamed that it tasted like shit as I shoved it down her throat and came again.

The little slut loved it... and I took pictures of her doing it. They're on my site here.

She won't be arguing with me again in a hurry.

Thank you for your time.

I saw another write up on this on the front page of tubgirl tech archive

There's a similar write up over at tubgirl tech archive

What a wonderful insight into the discussion you have raised. A physically fit, possibly attractive /. reader? Who knew?

Visit my website!

YOU CAN MEAT PLENTY I KNOW SOME HERE IS ONE FOR YOU

i am not yelling i just had to capitalize a lot of things

can be found at the TubGirl forums.

There is the much loved tubgirl, but sadly, she isn't tied down. I would suggest shit city for turd munching goodness.

to vote for your favorite picture!

a) goatse
b) tubgirl
c) Royal College of Surgeons of Edinburgh
d) I don't like pictures

One vote per reply, please!

It's a good read, and all. But no one here will read the whole thing. You just have to give them a stinger that will ruin the movie for all the turds that visit this site.

eg.

Trinity dies and leaves a burnt corpse: That's how the Matrix: Reloaded ends!

'm off to get me some booty! what? oh. yarr! bounty it is!

Great Book Reviews!

Now if they'd only get rid of Theo The Rat and stop being lame.
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THEO WORKS HIS ASS OFF TO GIVE THE WORLD A FREE OS (WICH HAPPESN TO BE THE MOST SECURE, AS WELL) AND LEECHES LIKE YOU CAN ONLY SIT AND BITCH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. YOU"LL FEEL BETTER. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. YOULL JUST DO SOMETHING LAME LIKE GNU/TURD!!! LOLL
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Hey everyone! I finally made a proof that P = NP! I am oh so very excited!!! Read my proof here!!! and i will get awarded one million dollars!

..and it's damned obvious this is a job for .

Three Fourths of Slashdot users worship The Church of Goatse

Revolt and overthrow the censoring Slashdot editors!

From The Cross To The Grave,
From The Grave To The Sky,
Lord I Lift Your Name On High.

That'll be $20; thanks!

fp! comics suck and so does CLiT!