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There's an interesting writeup of the opposite argument: That spam actually creates more productivity than it consumes (via anti-spam tools). I came across the article over at tubgirl tech archive

the Microsoft Tubgirl Active Household. It was a artificial intelligence agent like MS Bob but for women. Its really funny.

Thats a good solution, no doubt, but I find that the Tubgirl SafeProxy to block more nasty websites.

There are actually some stats regarding this exact question over at tubgirl tech archive

Ever notice how Slashdot stories often have far too many links? Since the front page doesn't get the little [slashot.org]-style URL warnings, I'm always afraid of being linked to a certain .cx site or a disturbing picture of a girl... spewing.... something... This article was pretty good, though. it didn't link to easy-to-find pages like Google, Yahoo, IBM, Microsoft, etc.

Oh well, Slashdot, you are my friend!

There's an interesting counter-argument to this over at Tubgirl biomed archive

there's an interesting article on exchange from the open source perspective over at tubgirl tech archive

The site was Torrentse.cx (a name that is program...), and the link pointed to Tubgirl (btw, the tubgirl domain name is hosted at some kind of redirector farm, and in light of my previous comments about SQL injection it is very astonishing that the other sites of that redirector farm don't show similarly disgusting pictures... but I digress...)

Predictably enough, the link was removed from the slashdot story as soon as it became apparent what had happened. The swift action of the editors forestalled most of the expected fun: There were only a handful of comments about the picture...

If the webmaster of torrentse.cx had been smarter, he'd have shown the normal contents to anybody coming from a Slashdot-owned IP, or he could have showed the tubgirl only for one visit in ten, or whatever...

We have to purge sites like these.

Well said. There's an interesting comment along these lines over at Tubgirl tech archive

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

P.S. To keep this post on topic, the GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) feels that Open Source is as dangerous as a group of heterosexual white male Christian Republican NRA members.

-GNAA member 'JesuitX'
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what exactly does your friend print, if he runs out of "Yellow" ink so often?

Could it be photos from this place?

Is this picture more clear?

I heard that Hilary Rosen is the Tubgirl. Is that true?

Ya, but the holes in the license are painfully obvious, and the application software is awful

I don't know, do you see any?

Did you say "goatse stay more competetive"?

And you're damn right, considering the competetion that guy faces!

Buffer overflows are a big problem. 'nuff said...

It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Netscape is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Netscape community when AOL confirmed that Netscape market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all browsers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Netscape has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Netscape is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Hunting for Japanese scat porn comprehensive browsing test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin [amazingkreskin.com] to predict Netscape's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Netscape faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Netscape because Netscape is dying. Things are looking very bad for Netscape. As many of us are already aware, Netscape continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

Netscape Navigator is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its logo recognition value to Disney's "Pirates of the Carribean". The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time
Netscape desktop icons like the lighthouse and Goatse man only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Netscape is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

CmdrTaco states that there are 7000 Slashdot readers using Mozilla. How many users of Netscape are there? Let's see. The number of fucked-up HTTP requests versus mangled GET strings on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Netscape users. Lynx requests on Slashdot are about half of the volume of Netscape reqests. Therefore there are about 700 users of who think that non-graphical browsing r0x0rs, kinda like your smelly grandfather's blather about the superiority of radio. A recent article put IE at about 80 percent of the browser market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 IE users. This is consistent with the number of properly formatted and executed HTTP sessions.

Due to the troubles out of Mammoth Cave, abysmal sales and so on, Netscape went out of business and was taken over by AOL who, like it or not, pollutes your precious intarweb with a bunch of X-gobbling juvenile delinquents. Now the Gecko engine is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that Netscape has steadily declined in market share. Netscape is very sick andits long term survival prospects are very dim. If Gecko is to survive at all it will be among browser dilettante dabblers. Netscape continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Netscape is dead.

Fact: Netscape is dying

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This short black and white comedy begins over a peaceful starfield as a narrator who sounds strung out on Qualudes babbles on about a universe where men can "express" themselves, all possible because someone loves us and watches over us "as we play" (?). Of course, it's implied that the ones watching over the galaxy are "the gay niggers from outer space" (the narrator's voice quivers as he lingers on every syllable of this title). The scene shifts to the deck of the Ring Musculatoris #2, where brave leader Captain B. Dick investigates this new "Earth," a world infested with icky females. The narrator informs us that the Gay Niggers come from the planet Anus where they have been able to create a male-only way of living, " a perfect society" he eerily intones. For some reason, being a black homosexual alien also involves dressing up like a member of Parliament Funkadelic but this small detail is never fully explained. The crew beams the young gay Cadet Arminaus down to the planet, and after a brief exchange with a woman the frightened alien vaporizes her with his death ray. This elite group of interstellar gays make quick work of Earth, moving from continent to continent and exterminating anything with a menstrual cycle. In Asia they blast a bunch of horrible young women torturing a poor little geek, who joyfully embraces the black alien after being freed from his bondage. Sensing that victory is in their grasp, the entire crew fists a mystical brown ring to find out which one of them will be left on earth as the new gay ambassador, who will be transformed into a white dorky-looking fellow (?????) to lead the planet into it's new gay future. The short ends with a brief colorized pool scene where the transformed inhabitants of Earth take a stand "for a gay universe!" The offensive title combined with strange imagery and wacky alternative lifestyle humor makes Gay Niggers... an instant underground classic that's definitely superior to most of the dreck that passes for American short cinema. The guys who made this (Danish filmmaker and comedian Morton Lindberg) were obviously going for the jugular and they succeded, right to the anti-social extremes of comedy. Definitely a must for that boring sweet sixteen party or hospital visits for hernia surgery.

You're right, that is funny.

Sorry, not around here, the open sores developers have stopped wanking to shit like that and are now wanking to the arrangement of "user interface widgets" Gnome 2.3.3 was released today so come and join the orgy.

Unforuntatley I couldn't orgasm because they crippled file roller.

[Cut to BEDROOM in FINLAND. Camera pans to SLEEPING BOY (AGE 6) who, apparently dreaming, smiles and giggles in his sleep. Camera pans to DESK, where we see SCHOOLWORK with the name "LINUS" written on it in crayon. It appears to be a DRAWING of a PENGUIN.]

[on his nightstand, we can see a framed photograph of his mother and his father.]

Also IBM=Inverted Bowel Movement.

You mean like this?

was he the open anus guy? good riddance! This web site needs fewer links to gross pictures.

Try the dating site Tub Girl.

You wouldn't happen to be this lady, would you?

http://tubgirl.com

there are some more specs over at tubgirl tech archive

Here's some PG material for you

Enjoy...

Which you can find here.

Are you sure you really want to know? Its the ASCII version of tubgirl.

If you have your barf bag ready and gun to shoot yourself with, You have been duly warned

As he and she will attest!

~~~

Being Japan you'd more likely run into Tub Girl.

Here is an alternate link.

Also, consider this: Tubgirl tech archive's writeup

There's a write-up of some financial feasability studies over at tubgirl tech

(1) Go fuck yourself

(2) Fuck your entire family

(3) Fuck CmdrTaco while you're at it

(4) Check out this super-cool website

(5) Eat some hot grits out of Natalie Portman's asshole or something.

Thank you. That is all.

-The I Hate Slashdot Troll

..the only thing worth doing is finding a nice fountain and running naked through the spray...

Go get some sun, you homo erotica loving freaks!

There's another writeup of this over on Tubgirl tech archive

ob buttorrent link!

There's an article along this theme at tubgirl tech archive

(horribly offensive, so anon)

How to Speak Australian...

Shower

Red meat

Foster High School.. Australian for dumb.

--os

Port mozilla to Loonix OS 2003 XP and win a free kancho!

What would the purple squares be?

Request for first post authorization DENIED!

i'm processing porn on the net with it...filtering out the crap ya know...like this & this

You, sir, are a JACKASS, you must work for $C0.

1. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of patents
2. Whine about the penisbirds stealing your grits
3. Toss your naked & petrified Natilie Portman into GOATSE

5. Take off every zig for great *AA
6. There is NO step six!
7. ????
8. PROFIT!

There's a similar article over at tubgirl tech archive

Speaking of which, an interesting solution was posted on tubgirl tech archive