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L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

How many fucks?

You obviously don't understand how real magic works. There's no ponies, just wizards.

I can't wait until *everything* is a smart speaker, then the fun really begins..

Oh, just use all the voices from the GLADOS spheres. One per speaker.

creimer is already busy with too many affiliate link programs.

creimer would accept the mascot position although if pay is more than 5$ an hour, which is much more than creimer does collecting second hand lottery tickets.

creimer would save the puffer con with costume charge and creimer would look more like a puffer than this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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If it were not for the police not being called in either situation we might have people trying to get insurance money. These people weren't by chance Chinese? (not the video I wanted but you get the idea)

Team Creimer dreams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I have just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Or maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

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Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has ~375 millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

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obligatory link, even though probably not related

I live in Venezuela, and deployed this so called VPN a few days ago.

With it enabled, I can use sites/apps prohibited by the government (www.dolartoday.com) as well as sites/apps that became colateral damage of the censorship (Formula Live24 2018).

I dot use a VPN to access geo-restricted content, or to hide shaddy practices online. I use it just to access restricted sites from an oppresive regime, and to be safer when using public/free wifi in airports and coffee shops...

Facebook already knows a lot about me, because I told them, willingly (my only complaint is that they do not use that info wisely).

If they get to know a little bit more about me, so be it. In the mean time, this VPN is free, it lets me do what I need, is well mantained and, when the time comes, I can move to a stronger solution... What's not to like?

Privacy is dead, get over it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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You can watch G.A.Y N1GGERS FROM OUTER SPACE on Youtube.

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A high school kid with an assault weapon hidden under his bed will not defeat the US military. But he can indefinitely harass and annoy them causing casualties that will eventually force them to give up.

Yeah. I saw that movie, too.

Wolverines!

I don't understand why Slashdot management don't take action against these creimertards!

It is highly annoying, especially on mobile devices.

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No creimertard, I read manga too and enjoy it!

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Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we could have a Vacation this year! (Oh, NEET-O!)

Glad we could have a Vacation this year!

They left that night, crunchin' across the Mojave Desert

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> I've not seen a single photo or video of an actual self driving vehicle operating on it's own because the technology is still in development.

The technology is still in development, but that shouldn't lead you to believe the humans are driving them. For the test cars they are there in case of an emergency but doing very little driving. Waymo/Google has clocked 5 million autonomous miles.

If you live in Phoenix and want to ride in an a meatless Waymo (uber-killer) taxi you can apply here for the beta. https://waymo.com/apply/

People are starting to post videos of them in the wild. e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

This is a technology creeping towards the tipping point. My bet is that we've grossly underestimated the impact of the technology.

just like in flying high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

CROFLOL FCLM!

Hey look at this, not even modded down yet:

https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

Same Humpty-Dumpty video link...

CROFLOL, CROFLOL, CROFLOL,

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Yeah, actually it's not. Click on the video link in the summary. It's an animation. Hype.

Dude, according to Ethell, former creimer's tree wife whom he never had sex with because sex between a tree and a mountain is rather hard to achieve; his fat anus is not so virgin.

Read towards the end of this message, which she posts here once in a while. According to her, his uncle has been in there...

There you are spamming amazon and youtube affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

Bonus:
Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

Signed:
Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

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It's real

Death to the 1-X robots!

z-Z-z-Z-z-Z-z-Z-z-Z!

I love those magnificent 1-X robots!

I still use my iPhone 6 and it works great. I save 45$ a month by keeping using it. As a privileged customer, I can get a new phone from my company when I want.

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Be sure to never attend Comiket [wikipedia.org] in Tokyo, Japan, where 500K+ people attend each year to sell and buy dojinshi [wikipedia.org] (i.e., self-made magazines, manga and novels).

BTW, I don't collect comic books but I do read manga.

Hey! :)

I go to Comiket almost every year and I like to read manga too.

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Yeah but breaking into someone's phone requires physical access, and if you have physical access to the phone you might be able to copy their fingerprint using $1 of glue https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And yes I do realise those articles are from when it was first created, now it might only take $150, a slightly cheaper 3D printer and several hours to perfect a face that will fool it.

So do you really fear someone is going to nab your phone without you knowing and have a well made cast of your face ready to go?

> Face ID is completely broken
Nope, it's not perfect, it doesn't intend to be, but it's much more secure than Touch ID.

They're turning kids into slaves;
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.
But what's the real cost?
'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
When you got little kid slaves making them?
What are your overheads?

Also, if they weren't white, all the Bundys would have been six feet deep for a few years now.

Yeah, tell that to the family of Leroy Finnicum, who was ambushed by state police and then shot in the back while he was on his way to meet with the county sheriff. Don't worry, rabble rousers like the Bundys will find a way into the grave one way or another.

Speaking of which, here's what the former Senate Majority leader Harry Reid described repeatedly and emphatically as a group of domestic terrorists. Never has there been a greater endorsement of the 2nd amendment from a congressional leader.

So, a bunch of ordinary citizens protesting abusive actions by a federal agency steeped in corruption and confronting an armed federal goon squad. You know, an armed population defending against tyranny that would have been powerless otherwise. The last defense, before tyranny can be conducted without hesitation, which seems to be the point we've reached.

It doesn't matter how much you think you should get paid for doing something, if I'm doing anything, I need to get paid a certain amount just to live.

True, but that amount varies depending on your situation. If you are a teen living at your parent's house, you don't need as much as someone trying to support a family and pay a mortgage.

It doesn't make sense to declare that every job must pay a "living wage" because not every worker needs a "living wage". There is such a thing as a "starter" job, a job that has very low skill threshold needed and thus very low barriers to entry, but pays very little. The starter job is the first rung on the ladder of success. Rational workers might very well accept a $5 per hour starter job but would not stay at that job their whole lives.

The burger joint could just not pay $15/hour and instead just pay $5/hour and see what happens. Ohh, no burgers to sell, now you're out of business. Well then, flipping burgers must be worth $15/hour.

I agree completely with this sentiment, although I reach the opposite conclusion that you reached. If a place tries to pay too little, workers will not want to work there. The place will be forced to raise wages until people are willing to take the jobs. If $5 per hour is truly not enough, the place will be forced to offer more.

But the "Fight for Fifteen" movement is trying to force a $15 per hour minimum wage across the board, onto businesses that have historically not had any trouble filling their positions at an hourly rate of less than $15 per hour. Using your thought experiment, flipping burgers must not be worth $15 per hour, since free market competition doesn't produce salaries at that level naturally.

There is a natural equilibrium wage for a given industry in a given area. Offer too little, nobody will work for you. Offer too much, and you don't make enough profit and you are forced to shut down your business.

If the minimum wage is set below the natural equilibrium wage, it has no effect; people will be paid more than that naturally.

If the minimum wage is somehow set to exactly equal to the natural equilibrium wage, it will have no effect.

If the minimum wage is set above the natural equilibrium wage, it will have multiple effects that on the whole are not good. Fewer people will be hired for jobs; the employers are more likely to pile extra work onto those fewer people; and the employers are incented to try to find ways to replace the workers. The worst thing is drying up the pool of starter jobs... if there are fewer jobs, and the jobs have a forced high salaries, employers are incented not to take chances; they will hire the best candidates they can get, and not very many of those. This is hardest on the people who really need a job. It's called "sawing off the bottom rungs of the ladder of success". It's why, IMHO, if you truly want what is best for disadvantaged people, you should not raise the minimum wage.

Good workers will get more money. If an employer is a jerk and won't give raises to his good workers, then those workers can switch jobs and get more money somewhere else. (It's always easier to get a job when you already have a job.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwcHRyvrNCE

Magnavolt

You are avoiding the issue.

Other guy mentioned tanks and artillery. He talks about tanks and artillery.

I say that's not avoiding the issue. That's directly addressing it.

Okay, forget tanks and artillery, let's start from the other end.

So... YOU are one avoiding the issue, trying to shift the topic away from what people were talking about in hopes to find some straw for you to grasp.

You're just playing straight out of the alt-right playbook. You know you can't win on an argument with tanks and artillery, so you try to move to the next argument.

What about nuclear bombs, ICBMs, fuel-air bombs, stealth bombers etc?

What about them? First, he already said he has no problems with them. Second, nuclear bombs are far from guns and "assault rifles". So even if you somehow make a case to restrict nuclear bombs, that doesn't mean you made a case to restrict guns or assault rifles. To do so would be a strawman argument.

With Windows being the base OS.

Which fits right into the, frankly, utter insanity, that Microsoft generally represents, and its clients are apparently mentally trapped in.

I guess some people will never get the memo that Windows is dead. Just look at how many did not get the memo with Vista. And obviously still stayed for Windows 8 and Windows 10, which, from what I can tell, can only be a parody, like Windows RG (Flash. alternative video link).

I know, right? There's no tomato picking machines, apple picking machines, blueberry picking machines, or raspberry picking machines, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

I know, right? There's no tomato picking machines, apple picking machines, blueberry picking machines, or raspberry picking machines, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

I know, right? There's no tomato picking machines, apple picking machines, blueberry picking machines, or raspberry picking machines, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!

Ho!, Ho! An article about Silicon Valley!

Quick, quick! I have to plugin my digi-feces Silicon Valley comic con videos and post some spam links!

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You mean the originalists who were clearly intending that the right be reserved to the people?

People, collective via regulated militias.

Both the originalists and the courts over time have ruled that the Second Amendment did not mean things like the national guard. The United States was founded on the notion that the entire private citizenry was the country's defense force. We've moved a bit beyond that now, so it might be time for an amendment.

Fuck the federalist papers. It's one set of opinions from one set of elitist proto-wingnuts, nothing more, nothing less. They aren't words handed down by Alan Rickman from god herself.

That's fine, but those are the men who crafted our system of government. If you want to know what they meant, it's a good resource. You don't have to agree with their conclusions, but the solution is to change our laws, not ignore them.

To be honest I've never used one. Still even if McDonalds have messed up the implementation it doesn't doom the idea. It'd be like saying 'Well the [first automobile] is unreliable. Let's stick to horses'.

Technology will move on. I'm sure in the long run you'll see restaurants where you order at a console and the food is prepared by unseen humans. In fact I went to one in NYC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Also in the long run someone's going to work out a way for those meals to be mixed by machines with humans just loading the ingredient hoppers.

And increasing the minimum wage will drive this process faster. To be honest things like Eatsa are going to happen anyway.

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel, force you to watch his digi-feces videos and make money off you!

CREIMER' SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
https://slashdot.org/~crreimer
https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
https://slashdot.org/~criss69
https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...
https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
https://slashdot.org/~ILoveFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IHateFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IAteFatC...
https://slashdot.org/~ITapeFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IApeFatC...
https://slashdot.org/~IPrayFat...
https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel, force you to watch his digi-feces videos and make money off you!

CREIMER' SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
https://slashdot.org/~crreimer
https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
https://slashdot.org/~criss69
https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...
https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
https://slashdot.org/~ILoveFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IHateFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IAteFatC...
https://slashdot.org/~ITapeFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IApeFatC...
https://slashdot.org/~IPrayFat...
https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

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Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

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C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

You mean the originalists who were clearly intending that the right be reserved to the people?

People, collective via regulated militias. Not an individual right to own dick extenders that will see you labeled a traitor and thrown in prison without a trial if you use the 2nd Amendment the way you think it was meant to be used.

The originalists who clearly stated repeatedly in the Federalist Papers

Fuck the federalist papers. It's one set of opinions from one set of elitist proto-wingnuts, nothing more, nothing less. They aren't words handed down by Alan Rickman from god herself.

I've got to pee!

I'm getting it from *I Live In Iceland*. Google all of the numbers I cited above. Google our population. It's 334k. Google our birth rate. It's 13,7 per 1000 women per year. Do the math. That's 4576 children per year. The number of Downs syndrome children per year in Iceland can be found here, although I assume you don't speak Icelandic - that site, by the way, is a society for parents of children with Down's Syndrome. The page starts out with "Congratulations on the birth of your new child!" - Downs is not in any way, shape or form shunned here; as I pointed out, there's even a theatre troupe of people with Down's, and you can see them in a music video of one of our most popular bands. There's a huge amount of government support given to people with disabilities, including Down's, so that they can live good lives. Divide 4576 by 5-6 Down's births per year and tell me what you come up with. Now google the number of Down's birth rates in the US. Compare. Now go google our abortion laws. Is googling too hard for you? Just look at a map.

In short: ***Stop spreading BS about my country.*** Yes, I know it was "widely reported" in your country. Guess what? People spread a lot of BS about Iceland in general overseas. No, most people here don't believe in elves. No, we did not adopt a new "crowdsourced constitution" and "jail all the bankers" (and the few who went to prison got the most cushy, forgiving sentences you can imagine, and were let out early). No, we're not the biggest banana producer in Europe; we don't even sell them commercially at all. I could go on and on with dozens of "widely reported" stories about Iceland that are pure, unadulterated BS.

What I fail to understand is why, after having been repeatedly corrected, you keep insisting on a falsehood.

Does the government make sure everyone knows screening tests are available, or is that part made up?

Everything mainstream medical is available to all people. It's called universal healthcare, and we're hardly the only country to have it. There is no special effort made concerning Down's versus any other health condition, related to pregnancy or not. Now maybe you live in a country that doesn't like people having access to medical care - but that's your problem, not ours. We have, and will continue to, ensure that people have access to all of the latest technology in every field, to the degree that we can afford to (the healthcare budget being mainly a consequence of whether Sjálfstæðisflokkurinn or Endurreisn are in the government ;) ) Should we ban sonograms too because you're terrified that some people may choose to abort (despite our stricter than the US abortion laws) a child of a particular gender? Are you signing up start a campaign to ban sonograms in the US because they might be misused? The simple facts are that our rates of Down's Syndrome births are very similar to the US's. Period. And there is much more support here for people with Down's.

You sure seem touchy about this.

I'm touchy about BS being spread about my country when people refuse to acknowledge the facts despite having been repeatedly corrected on them.

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Remote real estate agent?

Quadcopter - remote agent

Maybe just set up a screens around the house...

I think this will just make people more emboldened because it's rather toothless. If you're going to threaten people, you need to show them you really mean business. I suggest 21 straight plays of "What's New Pussycat" to get the point across.

Are these Democrats trying to compete with Republicans for bad ideas? This War of Silly Legislation could spiral out of control quickly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Interestingly, there are multiple videos on Youtube of Sheep which think they are dogs.

for example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...