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Re:Defective by Design by Anonymous Coward · 2016-08-24 07:20 · Score: 0 · on A Design Defect Is Plaguing Many iPhone 6 and 6 Plus Units (iphonehacks.com)

Glad that I skipped the iPhone 6 altogether. Actually, I had bought the 5s before the 6 was released 2 years ago, and my contract expires next month. I'll just upgrade it to the 7. Only reason - Apple Pay, and also, I want a storage upgrade to 64GB. I do have a Moto-X and a Lumia 550 as well, so I know what the competition is. FaceTime is the only reason I use an iPhone

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; and even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it STILL wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, only Microsoft can help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to Lunix is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Re:Chalk one up for iOS by Anonymous Coward · 2016-08-07 15:23 · Score: -1 · on 900M Android Devices Vulnerable To New 'Quadrooter' Security Flaw (cnet.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to get shot in an Orlando gay bar. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh Lunix is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Re:2 Little 2 Late by inode_buddha · 2016-06-13 14:38 · Score: 0 · on Apple's Stock iOS Apps Land On App Store, Hints That It Could Allow People To Get Rid Of Them (techcrunch.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to get shot in an Orlando gay bar for that. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh Lunix is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialist came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Abble was ghey and they didn't get shot by Anonymous Coward · 2016-06-13 07:59 · Score: 0 · on Apple Announces Its New Desktop OS macOS Sierra Featuring Siri, Apple Pay (9to5mac.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh Lunix is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Abble overpriced anal thieves by Anonymous Coward · 2016-06-12 10:03 · Score: 0 · on New York Thieves Wearing Apple Store T-Shirts Steal $16,000 In iPhones (pix11.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh lunis is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

I'd require Tim Cook by inode_buddha · 2016-05-28 14:24 · Score: 0 · on Apple CEO Tim Cook: I'd Require All Children To Start Coding In 4th Grade (thehill.com)

I'd require Tim Cook to come out in public, on a daily national morning TV show.

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them.

HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh lunis is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED

The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Abble topic here by Anonymous Coward · 2016-05-27 13:42 · Score: -1 · on Google Boosts Mobile Web Speed On Apple Devices With Accelerated Mobile Pages (fortune.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh lunis is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Libertarian came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Re:4.7?? by inode_buddha · 2016-05-16 03:31 · Score: 0 · on Linux Kernel 4.6 Officially Released (softpedia.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if you DID jack off while wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them your pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh lunis is *PROOF* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time. At least they're not stealing ideas from xerox anymore....

Can You Do It??? by Anonymous Coward · 2016-05-14 08:29 · Score: -1 · on Original 'Doom' Level Remade in the New 'Doom' (vice.com)

Couldn't even get half way through!

Cue the Abble fanbois in 3...2...1... by Anonymous Coward · 2016-05-14 06:41 · Score: 0 · on Apple Says It Doesn't Know Why iTunes Users Are Losing Their Music Files (theverge.com)

Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if tyhey DID jackoff wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them their pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh lunis is *proof* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

Re:Anything wrong? by inode_buddha · 2016-04-29 13:13 · Score: 0 · on Billionaire Investor Carl Icahn Sells Entire Stake In Apple (theguardian.com)

Steve Jobs would actually back you up on this.

Re:Guilty and impossible to prove innocent by inode_buddha · 2013-12-23 14:30 · Score: -1, Troll · on F-Secure's Mikko Hypponen Cancels RSA Talk In Protest

The same way that this is fair.

Re:If the data has value... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-16 16:42 · Score: 0 · on Banking On Your Personal Online Data

I soddomly swear that MyCleanPC is a piece of shit, MyCleanPC smells so bad that even shit smells better.

Nothing but MyCleanPC can claim the first prize for the most lousiest piece of crap ever created.