Motorola Sues Over Pager Spam
erroneus writes "There's been a lot of talk about pager spamming. I've got to hand it to the spammers. Their combination of low conscience and creativity makes them the continual annoyances they are today. But many people are charged for each page they recieve. " Update: 07/10 06:22 PM by H : I apologize to the people who were mislead about by the summary - I had assumed that it read one way, and did not. Here's a summary from nategasser: "...when in fact
they're sending regular email offering an off-brand pager and calling it a
Motorola."
That stinks -- people are also charges 2 cents or so for each incoming SMS message on their phones.
ZD's article is fluff. The story above contains no information. How is this news?
Twoflower
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Weird Al said it best: Spam is everywhere :op
It's nice to see companies standing up for this, though it's obviously for their own interests.
Screw 3...
Good for them. Sue those bastards back to the stone-age.
As for spam, I go and read the ZDNet article and then hit "back" on my browser...what pops up but a FULL page browser window ad. A whole new browser for a single ad served up from ZDNet. How ironic is that?
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It'd be fun to see how motorola (add many other companys to this) would handle this with international cases? - For an example, where I live, in Sweden, many forms of "mass messaging" (e.g. SPAM) recently got allowed because of a new law, making it impossibile to sue many persons over here. I'm not educated in law or anything, but how would a company like motorola handle that? /040
Since a lot of people pay per message on their pagers, pager spam is one of the few, if any other ways that spam causes the recipient to incur cost of receiving spam.
Rant at will about "free speech", but this certainly isn't free.
SUE THE SPAMMERS! Then, send $1 to each of the last 6 people who did the same, append your name to the bottom of the list, and send away.
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The problem is that the spammers claimed to be offering Motorola pagers when they weren't. The main problem in this case seems to be misuse of trademarks and (not surprisingly for spammers) fradulent misrepresentation of what they were offering. But I do hope Moto puts the hammer down nice and hard on these cockroaches of the internet.
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If unsolicited SMS messages are illegal, does that mean we have to call someone to ask their permission to send them a text message?
Got Rhinos?
I didn't read anything in the linked article about people spamming pagers. The article seems to be about Motorla suing a company that was email spamming people claiming to give away Motorola pager, when they were really giving away a different (inferior) brand. It appears the lawsuit is more about false advertizing and trademark dillution than the actual spam.
You realize that the article is about a company spamming people (via EMAIL) to get them to BUY their service and get a free Motorola pager.
This has nothing to do with spam sent via pager or SMS.
I won't even go into the fact that the article is a month old.
Am I the only one that thinks perhaps the problem is not with the spammers, but with the pricing model that allows them to flourish?
When I call someone long distance, I pay for the call, so that's why I don't call people I don't know. Otherwise I could pick some dude in Taiwan and bankrupt him in a matter of days.
Why doesn't Motorola stop talking to their lawyers and sort out some pricing that makes sense.
This would be better titled "Motorola sues over trademark violation." The fact that the ad was sent via pager is totally irrelevant. The fact that the ad said they were offering a Motorola T-10 pager, when in fact they were not, is the reason Motorola was suing.
"The Glenayre pagers, some of which were actually sent to those who responded to the e-mail, have some similarities to the Motorola T-10. They are both two-way pagers, and the Glenayre pager uses some Motorola software."
This is the longest running problem with spam. It actually works! How do you explain that?
"Hey, check out my new pager, I bought it from a spammer".
Who are these people?
It would be nice if the article was about people spamming pagers, but it's NOT - IT'S ABOUT PEOPLE SENDING SPAM OFFERING FREE MOTOROLA PAGERS
/. for my wasted time because article descriptions don't match up the the articles they link to? It gets really frustrating.
Can I sue
I've heard complaints about the editorial staff getting lazy...this proves it. The article (which I remember reading on News.com when it was first posted more than a month ago) is about a company falsely advertising a Motorola pager. Do the editors even look at the articles to make sure that they pertain to what they person was talking about?
"The guide is definitive, reality is frequently inaccurate."
"Punch the moving slashdot editor and win $20*"
*There is no slashdot editor
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Well, I can't say too many details. But, it involved 3 people 5 years ago and and toneloc. (A DOS based wardialer).
Accept, they where not using this to spam ads to people, but more to get them to call enemys. These people where able to keep the local pizza huts phones busy all day long. Making it impossiable for customers to order. In time, they where forced to close down.
This went on for many many months. Many bussiness where forced to shutdown, MANY people simply disconnected there phones perminatly (even to this day! :)
This people also thought about advertising some of there website, but feared a connection. So, they started spamming porn sites for some very nasty things.
Also, remeber, back then alpha numeric pagers where much more expensive then today. $200 for the pager, ~$60/month. Most pagers didn't have 800 numbers for operator dispatch, they used a computer and a "special program" to connect to it. It is as easy as connecting with 1200 bps and sending some simple strings.
Today, its much easier ... becuase you can use websites to send the pages :)
Let's take a look at some of the more recent articles on spam, and the editors commentary.
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Web-Based Emailers That Allow an Access List?
Here Cliff writes
"It seems like this would be a fairly easy thing to implement, I mean, how difficult would it be to stick a web interface in front of procmail? Does your e-mail web-based service do this? Maybe it's time to start sending some polite emails encouraging them to do so, if they aren't."
Maybe we should send some polite emails to the slashdot staff asking for filters?
Senator Says Spammers Have First-Amendment Rights
Commentary by CmdrTaco:
"...Spammers take away my property and happiness. Isn't that a right too? And opt-out is a joke. I've opted out of countless things, but I still get a hundred+ spams a day. Thank god for mail filters."
Wouldn't it be nice to have slashdot filters?
When Spammers Use YOUR E-Mail Address?
Cliff again:
"SPAM is one thing, but cowardly spammers who have to use someone else's address for their crap advertisements is something else. What can one do in this situation?"
Sounds sorta like what happens around here. Cowardly spammers posting to a public forum. What can one do in this situation? Add filters!
Buried in email?
CmdrTaco again:
"Filtering my mail is the only thing that makes reading my email possible."
Boy, he sure loves those filters. We'd like to use them here also!
To sum things up, how about some filters? I sure would like to ditch anything I personally find offensive.
The pager spam adds up, especially if you have AOL Mail controls set to forward your AOL mail to you. I do the same with outlook express, and a filter of if each message is 1k.
However, I still get "Check out Britney Spears and Natalie Portman making out XXX!" in my pager sometimes. Very annoying, as well as pushes me over the char limit sometimes.
Story at 11
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
that the topic of the Slashdot story was the same as the title of the cnet story? The /. editors didn't screw this one up, they just copied and pasted another person's mistake
The story just posted here on Slashdot yesterday about a guy running RC-5 and getting sued for bandwidth usage may apply to Spammers. What if ISPs sued spammers for the cost of the bandwidth wasted on the frivelous email crap sent to millions of their users. I hope the guy in Georgia doesn't get punished, but if it goes through it could be applicable to anything people don't want on their network...like Spam.
It's only when we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything...
Congratulations AC, you are the first moron to bring up the same pro-spam arguments (just hit delete, spam is free speech) that have been debated and debunked in every single spam discusion.
One reason junk faxing was outlawed was that it cost the end users money to recieve the junk faxes. I'm sure laws of this nature will set a precedent for spam over pagers or wireless messenging.
Beyond that, how could anyone believe Motorola would sue someone for using their pagers? They're equipment manufacturers, not service providers. Duh.
I can hear slashdot getting stupider...
Would I pay for "content" like this? No.
That was probably a troll but...
commercial speech is NOT protected in the US. you have a right to free speech, not to advertise your products. There are many laws which reflect this fact, eg, the anti-junk-fax laws.
If they really need to have us hear about their new product, they can pay to mail us stuff, they can pay to advertise on a TV program or newspaper or website, but they have no right to send us postage-due advertising for free like junk email, junk faxes or junk pages.
Folks, how can you expect an on-topic writeup when the story is submitted by somebody whose chosen nick is a misspelling of a word meaning "wrong". The very universe would break if that blurb had been factual.
If gun makers can get sued and lose for what people do with their "designed to kill" product, then authors of bulk mailer software are as guilty as the spammers themselves, yes? Rootkits, bulkmailers, I see no difference here.
in the US, you can sue them in small claims court for a few hundred bucks per call if you keep believable records.
before that law, I used to insist upon talking to the manager, and them tell him that the next time I got calls from them I'd sue for criminal harrassment and put his name in the complaint. worked like a charm every time.
This can't be! We all know that opt-out works perfectly, and that those nice, friendly spammers always honor remove requests.
Instead you should be angry about the fact that the government has beaten down your wages by giving your job to a foreiger with a HB12 Visa
Actually, it's an H1-B Visa, and I'm really happy to have one - AND be earning a SHITLOAD more than you thankyouverymuch.
Simon
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I don't like getting pages that arn't important, be it spam, wrong numbers, anoying friends. I did see a pager services a while back that you didn't have to pay for. I gave you a 900 number, and the caller had to pay something like $.25us to page you. Now that I like. If your serious about getting in touch with me right now, you'll pay. Any seen this service latly?
-Jacob
Hrm ok. First off you can filter out articles on topics you don't like. Second you can filter articles by score. Not that many people actually spam on slashdot, and the ones that do get modded lower than a limbo stick at carnival time (quote hermes conrad). I really don't think slashdot needs filters, and unlike email or pager spamming, no one is pushing thier opinions or ads into your personal mailbox, you have the option of not reading slashdot anymore if you don't like the opinions of people here.
If there is just *one* thing that I would ask of Slashdot (and yes, maybe even pay a "subscription" for) is a proofreader.
Just a single person. Their entire job is to simply run a posting through a spell-checker/grammar-checker, and look for glaring problems. The proofreader would also read the linked-to article and make sure that the story jives with it.
This is a simple low-pay position that I'm sure VA Linux can afford, and would help protect the reputation of their Slashdot property. Minimum wage. Maybe someone with a degree in English. Probably dozens of those lying around your local bookstore.
Maybe guns are not the right analogy...
Bulk email software : spam :: Napster : piracy ?
Could bulk email software manuracturers be liable? Should they have to program in checks to make sure its not being used to spam? (at least once some of this pending legislation passes, hopefully). Its something that should be able to be done. If spamcop can determine spoofed IPs, why cant these programs do it beforehand?
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E-mail crap
Think about the lovebug virus,
Wonder if they sent it again
Spam on my pager as well,
It sucks ass
Think about erections,
Cause porn is all that you'll ever see.
If you're feeling pissed,
...and go on a spree
Get out Quake 3
Use a Bill Gates Skin
The railgun is there to peg off his head
The spam is there even after he's dead
Oh spam...
Spam
It sucks ass...
Spam
Spam
Shameless second Rip-Off
Screw 3...
Who post this article got a chance to read the story?
:-)
And who wrote the article knows anything about journalism?
If you go to the website, you will see it is not about spam via pager. Motorola is (mainly) suing a company because this company offered a Motorola hardware (the pager) that were not made by Motorola.
Okay, now on to the article:
Here are some quotes:
"He (Motorol's Vice President) also asked anyone receiving the e-mails to file complaints with their state's attorney general."
Why would anyone do this? If you are read the article from to beginning to this phrase, you will see the only thing mentioned about lawsuit was the brand protection.
Not about spam. Motorola and the article are asking for people to join Motorola to make a bigger trial army. That's bias number one.
Other quote:
"The Glenayre pagers(who really made the advertised pager), some of which were actually sent to those who responded to the e-mail, have some similarities to the Motorola T-10".
Under what conditions were the pagers sent? The article writer doesn't clarify why some people received and why some have not. That's a major hole on it. Those who have not received, why didn't have they? If the writer didn't want to know, he is playing on the Motorola side. He just wrote 'some actually sent'. This phrase leaves an open interpretation to 'some people have not received', and no proof is given. That's bias number two.
Another quote:
"But the T-10 has a 70,000-character memory, while the Glenayre pager has 50,000 characters of memory. The T-10 has an automatic garbled message correction and the ability to save a new message when the pager is out of reach, while the Glenayre device does not."
Who the hell cares about the differences, and MOST important, in what the T-10 is superior? That's a lame advertisiment, or a writer's capability to make compliments to Motorola. Nothing about lawsuit, it's a totally off-topic (or off-article) statament. That's the whole point of this article anyway. To say Motorola is right. This quote becomes my bias number three.
Quote about people who could not get removed from the mailing list (Obs: Who said this owns a email marketig company):
"It made me so angry that we have to work so hard to follow the rules, but these guys didn't--and didn't even after people started complaining," the man said."
Realize that it's a executive telling his experience with the company being sued. Yet, he says "WE HAVE TO WORK TO FOLLOW THE RULES". That's not about his 'work' (duh, click) to get removed, but about his own company practices. He said that HIS company works hard and there are people on the market that don't follow 'rules' (BTW has spam, or email marketing for the matter, 'rules'? I guess not).
So, the journalist put a introductory text and misplaced a executive quote to reinforce his point. He was not talking about the spam issue, but about market practices. Yet, the article makes you think that he was. That is my bias number four.
To summarize, I have some complains to make:
1) The article is old,
2) Only part of Slashdot's news that is correct is the link. That's sad and deceptive, or maybe we can assume the person who put made a huge mistake, what's even worse.
3) ZDNET's article is NOT journalism. Not even close to tell a story properly. As you can see, it's VERY biased, it is to set reader's to a position while you are reading.
Of course I am against Spam. I am saying that the spammers should not be sued.
But, what kind of news is the one that I just read? My 3 summary points goes against everything that you can pull out from the 'news' definition.
Time for quality control, maybe?
The important cost is the human attention cost for the recipient. I've got this facility that I need to pay attention to in order to do my job, and yet every asshole spammer in the world can also yank on the same chain (I never give out my work e-mail address for non-work purposes, but still, the address leaks out).
I'd really like to have a more limited e-mail address -- an address that I can give to foo.com which will accept mail only from an authenticated foo.com mail server.
No, it's exactly this kind of stale, factually incorrect story writeup with no redeeming content which will kill the community.
Death of Slashdot imminent, film at 11.
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By the same token, why should spammers be responsible for charges associated with junk e-mail that gets forwarded to a pager alias? Presumably there's nothing stopping the user from filtering the pages (either with their own software or with their paging service provider's software).
At first glance, the issue seems to be that no "postage" is being paid for this junk pager mail, but perhaps the real (or more readily addressable) problem is that paging service providers' filter software/access control/etc. is not up to snuff?
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"(Maybe we'll get a SeaLand-like spam haven with its own domain? Is .sh, "SpamHaven", already taken?)"
If we did that, would all my shell scripts be considered SPAM?
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
...the article linked to in a Slashdot "news piece" is already purple, or whatever your "visited link" color is set to.
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Since late April, I've received 18 spams with the words "Motorola Pager" in the subject. Obviously, as with most spams, remove doesn't work and only lets them know that your email address is indeed valid. All of those spams contained one of two 800 numbers:
1(800)443-0596
1(800)761-0511
I offer those numbers as a service to the slashdot community since I know you all might be interested in getting yourself one of these "free" pagers.
Now, I just love spammers as much as the next guy... so I would recommend making sure that as many people as possible see this message (hint, mod me up to +5). Then if everyone calls to inquire about the pagers, think of all the business these spammers will get! Don't call too many times because as you know, each call to an 800 number costs the owners of that number MONEY. We don't want their phone bill to be too high, now do we?
And don't call unless you're actually interested. We wouldn't want to waste THEIR resources to take care of our pointless calls, would we?
-S
--- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
If EVERYONE is annoyed by spam then you would think that the spammers would get no return on their spamming efforts. They'd simply stop because it would be a waste of their time. Where is this hidden group of morons who keep buying things advertised to them via spam? Who is making it worthwhile for them?
about a man named $random$
I get two messages a day from "$random$"@(...)
I thought I recalled seeing someone in here relate spammers with creativity. But then, I always thought creativity was linked to intelligence.
What's this Submit thingy do?
I think you mean "has killed the community."
But most of these guys just don't think about target audience, or care about making spam effective, how many of you have gotten spam form letters that read "Hello, my name is fsdk and I live in alkdfjd, and have a great way for you to get rich quickly!". This people are to lazy to type their own names for goodness sake!
And the more widespread pagers become, the more they will subjected to unsolicited advertising. At this point, at least in my house, the phone and email are almost useless due to the signal to noise ratio, any new form of mass communcition can only be destined to the same fate unless laws are passed that prevent it.
Postal mail doesn't bother me so bad, because if I am expected an important letter, and get junk, oh well, I had to get the mail that morning anyhow. Email and Phone (and pager) are different because they can arrive at any time during the day and of course multiple times during the day.
But if telemarketers haven't learned in a few decades that nobody sits around in the dark waiting for them to call and sell some lightbulbs, what are the chances that junk advertisers of future communications are going to learn anything from it?
Putting the burden on broadcasters there clearly limits the costs to those seeking the commercial benefit.
Charging spammers who send e-mail and pages is one thing, how do we differentiate between spammers sending mail and average folks sending mail? In fact, there are a lot more average folks than spammers so unless that could be figured out charging for e-mail sent would seem to punish the average user even more than the spammer and cost more than the current system does.
I like being able to dash off a quick e-mail message to my grandmother without having to worry about how many fractions of a cent it might cost me.
-Coach-
Perhaps the world's greatest tragedy is that ignorance is not impotence.
Nope, it's 10 years
When I recieve spam from Asia, this is what I do.
:o)
# whois 202.101.98.58@whois.apnic.net |grep ^inetnum
> inetnum: 202.101.97.128 - 202.101.128.143
# ipchains -I input -s 202.101.97.128/19 --dport 25 -j DENY
This ensures I only receive spam from them ONCE.
It sure is nice to run your own mail server
This is not the first time someone has written a synopsis on the front page of Slashdot without reading the article. This seriously detracts from Slashdot's otherwise strong credibility for honest reporting.
Slow down a little guys, and take the time to read your articles.
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But this is the 'trend' today. Always an 'opt out' options, but hardly ever an opt in option. ... opt out of letting financial institutions from selling your personal info, opt out of recieving telemarketing calls, opt out of spam..
Where are my rights not be disturbed with crap I don't want?
I don't want a lot, I just want it all!
Flame away, I have a hose!
Only 'flamers' flame!
Do your politicians have e-mail addresses? Spam them until their e-mail boxes bounce mail. Or better still, just forward all your spam to them.
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> Plus, here in the US, spam is protected speech.
For the last motherfucking time, spamming isn't an exercise of the spammer's free speech rights, its a VIOLATION by the spammer of my PROPERTY rights.
If you have no regard for property rights, then fine: I'll come to your office, and take the computer that you're using to send out the spam.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
this is obviously an attempt to bolster gun sales abroad when domestic light arms sales are falling, putting the pinch on the bottom lines of more than a few US gun manufacturers.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.--R. Wiggums
The article is about EMAIL being sent t users for a different product than what is advertised (bait and switch?). It sounds like the company probably used a spam-mail person to send out the junk mail and don't know how to make it stop. I'm sure some spammers don't know how to stop since they never seem to slow down (and nobody stops them) -- they just keep on sending out MORE spam. Its gonna kill the net, I say! Too bad spam isn't illegal. Or they don't prosecute for spam alone.
Now, if I were paying a set fee per email, could I sue spammers, or my ISP (or whoever is providing the email service) sue the spammers, since they are effectively costing me money. Anyone have any idea how well this would hold up???
Here's how to filter the content on the Slashdot front page ...
And presto! Just like that you've filtered the content on the front page. There aren't any advanced filters, eg, filtering out spurious stories, repeats, or April Troll's day messages. But those require quite a bit of computing power.
The other alternative is to shut up and stop reading Slashdot! Comment on the story, don't comment on the comments on the comments, or the commentary on the story, or the comments on the commentary on the story.
P.S. Thank you Motorola. You do a great job. I'd also like to applaud Motorola's web team. When I sent a complaint regarding javascript dependance I was cc'd in a bit of inter-staff communication on the topic as they worked to resolve it. Props to ya guys! :-)
Here in Australia we have only just started to see SMS and Pager spam, but the depressing thing about it is that we are seeing supposedly reputabel companies including telco's and even coca cola enagaging in unsolicited messaging.
This is something i have noted in email spam for a long time - companies that should know better paying spammers for their work.
The other thing which is increasing again is the Fax spam - unsolicited faxes, i have a contact who works as a telecoms consultant who uses this method and claims it works - which makes sense as its almost impossible to block phone numbers - but easy to block emails or even entire domains.
Anyone else seeing this ? thoughts ?
I refuse to argue with Anonymous Cowards - if you want a discussion get an account....
No wonder my articles never get posted, you don't even read the submissions!
interesting. here in Korea we are charged for every page we SEND. so basically we are almost page spam free.
we once had spam page too, when every portals and their mama had free ``paging on internet'' service. eventually wireless service providers prohibited paging through web (subscriber service), and the spam notably diminished.
And today this is 5 : Funny
Well, moderators...
some constitency ! It's bad taste from the start !
And still is 8(
It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
CALL ME
0900-555 55 55
($3.95 a minute)
The whole spacing was intentionally, of course. And I very much suspect, that those scumbags just fired blindly into a random spectrum of phone numbers (i.e: 079 350 00 00 - 079 359 99 99).
Now, my sweetie is certainly not dumb, but she's generally not interested in the finer aspects of technology.
If I wouldn't have been around, she'd interpreted the message (CALL ME) literally and would have been out of a couple 'bucks.
Now this is not spam, in my book. This is outright fraud...
ich bin der musikant
mit taschenrechner in der hand
kraftwerk
Isn't it just very, very strange that there is any such thing as adverts carried by e-mail/SMS/etc? I mean, who would, after receiving yet another stupid email about some bogus product, want to actually buy the thing? Can anybody remember ever receiving a spam mail that produced any positive interest in the product offered?
First, if you use a pay phone, this is anonymous and as we all know, who read USAtoday and Time, anonymity is used by terr0rists, kiddie pr0nographers and sm0kers of the wicked weed. Now, you surely wouldn't smoke this stuff, right? So why be anonymous ?
Also, when you call from a pay phone, those fine and ethical sound business people incurr higher costs. Now, you don't want them to pay through the nose when you dial 1(800)443-0596 or (800)761-0511 . Right ?
ich bin der musikant
mit taschenrechner in der hand
kraftwerk
Of course, seeing as I'm so over qualified, I'd like £20,000 p/a, but I'm sure you could spare this.
Hey, chuck in a new PC and I'll even read all the way through Jon Katz's articles!
Oh, and I'd like my official job title to be Meta-Moderator
the majority of the ones i get have subject lines ending with a dash & a bunch of random-looking characters . . . i just look for the ones with a half-inch of empty space in the subject line
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Have you ever been to Angola? Those 12 year olds probably need the weapons. I saw a child beaten to death with a rifle butt for the incredible crime of picking up a handfull of spilt grain on the dock. The biggest dangers there are 1 - landmines 15 million mines for 10 million people, and 2 - armed robbery/murder, commited by the police. The situation is far more complex, but this is enough of an ot tirade...
Personally I hate to see any form of aid go to that toilet. Of the 75+ countries I've been to, Angola is far and away the worst.
Now, if we just used those armed kids to hunt down spammers...
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Nor did they report a thing about the millions of times last year that violent crimes were prevented because the intended victims had guns. They just report the times crimes are committed with guns, and try to advance their "liberal" socialist agenda of so-called "gun-control". As for liber-biased mainstream newspapers, have you ever read the Washington Post? I don't know if I would even dignify the Baltimore Sun by calling it mainstream, but it may even be worse than the post.
Cheers,
Perrin.
-Perrin.
Now I want you to go in that bag and find my lightsaber. It's the one that says bad mother-fscker on it.