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VIM 6.0 is Out

LinuxNews.pl writes "It's more then a year after releasing the first 6.0 alpha. Lot's of improvements (i.e. you can edit files via FTP!) - check them out on vim.org" Of course everyone knows that vim is the best text editor in the world. Anyone who tells you differently is either wrong, lying, or criminally insane. (Or an emacs user, in which case they are wrong, lying and criminally insane).

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  1. vi versus emacs by Rupert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boy, the way Taco is trying to start a holy war here, anyone would think that he made money on ad impressions every time someone posted a comment.

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    1. Re:vi versus emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How do you mean 'start a holy war'... vi vs emacs
      stems from way back... it's the mother of all flamewars.

    2. Re:vi versus emacs by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ugh, can we avoid the whole "Holy War" thing. I'm rather CNN'ed out right now.

      Call it "Infinite Debate" or something like that instead.

    3. Re:vi versus emacs by cheebie · · Score: 2, Funny

      A friend summed the issue up nicely when he said "Emacs would be a great operating system if it just had a decent text editor."
      (and he's a die-hard emacs user)

  2. CT's bias by sl70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How come we can't mod CT's original post down as a troll?

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  3. New feature by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 2, Funny

    3 modes editing: now hitting the ESC repeatedly won't help you, you're doomed.

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  4. Office Assistant? by mmontour · · Score: 5, Funny

    So did Vigor, the vi paperclip, make it into the 6.0 release?

    1. Re:Office Assistant? by anshil · · Score: 5, Funny
      Screenshot from vim-xp:


      +-
      |The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog._
      |~
      |~
      |~
      |~
      |~
      |~
      |~
      |~
      |~ ..................
      |~ . ..
      |~ . Try typing .
      |~ . ":help" .
      |~ ................
      |~ ..
      |~ .
      |~ /--\
      |~ | | |
      |~ |@ @
      |~ | \-
      |~ \
      |~ \--
      |~
      |-- INSERT -- 1,44 All
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  5. vim sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    All true hackers know nvi is where it's at. Vim is for emacs wannabes.

  6. Real Programmers... by istvandragosani · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...use cat and od

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    1. Re:Real Programmers... by Smitty825 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yea, I'm not quite that good yet. I'm still using sed :-)

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    2. Re:Real Programmers... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Real programmers use chmod +x /dev/random and cross their fingers.

    3. Re:Real Programmers... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should be using lowercase numbers.

    4. Re:Real Programmers... by Miles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you need an infinite number of monkeys doing this for it to work?

    5. Re:Real Programmers... by WNight · · Score: 4, Funny

      /dev/zero already functions that way, but only for Battlefield Earth.

  7. You forgot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Anyone who tells you differently is either wrong, lying, or criminally insane."

    You forgot "selling something." :)

    1. Re:You forgot.. by The+Madpostal+Worker · · Score: 3, Funny

      None of those dirty, GNU loving, emacs using hippies sell things though

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  8. Stress test by Papa+Legba · · Score: 3, Funny

    All I can figure is that the Slashdot coders have made some sort of change and want to see if the crap filter can take a huge load or not. Batten down the hatches! It's destructive testing time! The only explination I can find for this topic at least.

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  9. Only v6.0? by gotroot801 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bah - Emacs is already at version 20. Clearly this means Emacs is 333% better than vim!

    Wait, you mean version numbers aren't a measure of quality? Dang!

  10. My Choice... by SoulSeller · · Score: 3, Funny

    I still stand by WordPerfect 5.1 (Change font = Ctrl+Alt+ScrLock+PageDown+Fe+F6+F12+~+X), or Edlin... The preferred Text Editor amongst Sado-Masochists.

  11. You're all wrong. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    From Ed, man! !man ed":

    From: patl@athena.mit.edu (Patrick J. LoPresti)
    Subject: The True Path (long)
    Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
    Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack

    When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi *and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, 'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

    Ed, man! !man ed

    ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
    NAME
    ed - text editor

    SYNOPSIS

    ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]

    DESCRIPTION

    Ed is the standard text editor.

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    Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!

    "Ed is the standard text editor."

    And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:

    -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
    -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
    -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs

    Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

    "Ed is the standard text editor."

    Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

    golem$ ed

    ?
    help
    ?
    ?
    ?
    quit
    ?
    exit
    ?
    bye
    ?
    hello?
    ?
    eat flaming death
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^D
    ?

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    Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.

    "Ed is the standard text editor."

    Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

    ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

    When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

    TEXT EDITOR.

    When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

    Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

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  12. Bah. by ByteHog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Text editors are for wimps!! I use a very small magnet to write my files. and CMOS when I'm feeling up to it..

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  13. Shocker by drodver · · Score: 4, Funny

    I recently installed a linux distro on a new hard drive. Imagine my surprise when I open up a config file in vi and (gasp) it was in color! The horror! I quickly turned off the monitor and haven't touched that computer since. Someday perhaps I will gather the courage to turn the monitor on again, but not anytime soon!

    Color text files! [[[shudder]]]

  14. Re:CmdrTaco, please... by Laplace · · Score: 3, Funny
    Laugh. It's a funny comment.


    Let me say that again.


    Laugh, it's a funny comment.


    Funny like this web site: vi man

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  15. Re:Emacs emulation in vim? by DJerman · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, it's like asking a Ferrari to emulate a 60-story office complex, an employment agency, an aircraft manufacturer, a luxury yacht, and a Ferrari.

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  16. Re:Emacs emulation in vim? by Laplace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you know what they call that emulation mode?

    VILE (vi-like emacs)

    For vi emulation of emacs, just type ":sh emacs" (without the quotes)

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  17. Screen dumps??? by hawk · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's a text editor. Screen dumps? Ooh, look: a v, and an i, and an m. And all those vowels . . .


    :)


    hawk

  18. Re:Not to start a flame war;) by GypC · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if you're on some crusty old HP-UX machine in the back of someone's shop.

    "Oops, sorry Mr. Client, I can't help you. This machine only has vi and, well, I'm just too lazy to learn how to use it. Maybe I can ftp the files to this Windows box and edit them with notepad... excuse me? Yes, certainly, I'll leave right away..."

  19. Re:Emacs emulation in vim? by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Has anyone done an emacs emulation mode for vim?

    No, because they haven't figured out how to compress the 75 megs of diskspace a fuly featured emacs takes into the vim source, to give you that true "emacs feel".

  20. Re:vi for emacs by well_jung · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, vi has two modes: command mode and beep mode.

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  21. Re:what's the difference? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 5, Funny

    as a novice linux user I ask what is the difference between Vi And EMACS.

    vi is like masturbation. It's not as good as the alternative, but it's always there.

  22. emacs vs. vi by fetta · · Score: 2, Funny

    This may be old, but it was new to me:

    "Emacs is a great operating system - if only it came with a decent text editor."

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  23. How dare you... by Kronos. · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...say I am criminally insane! I regularly consult M-x doctor thankyou very much! ;)

  24. Re:what's the difference? by Rocky+Mudbutt · · Score: 5, Funny


    vi{m}? has 5 modes:

    Beep mode: everything you type rings the bell

    Disappearing text mode: everything you type vanishes

    Flash mode: everything you type makes the screen blink, scroll, and erase

    Escape mode: everything you type needs an ESC

    colon mode: all your text shows up at the bottom of the screen after a :



    Emacs has 5 modes:

    ESC

    Meta

    Alt

    Control

    Shift
    In all modes everything you type requires the depressing of more than one of the above keys
    in addition to a very-long-and-verbose-definition-that-you-look-up- regularly


    after 22 years of vi, I think hjkl instead of
    left down up right.

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  25. Re:what's the difference? by Keith+Russell · · Score: 3, Funny
    You can also write Emacs extensions with emacs-lisp to get it to pick your nose if you really want it to.


    Don't give anyone any ideas. I'm sure there's somebody out there with too much free time and a Lego Mindstorms kit....
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  26. Good lord... by Gruneun · · Score: 5, Funny

    then Windows 2000 must be absolutely fantastic.

  27. Re:vi for emacs by Jburkholder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, that's great. The vi/emacs flamewar is settled in my mind once and for all!

    I mean, the cearly superior editor is the one which can be made to completely mimic the behavior of the other, lesser editor, right?

    I once tried to find an emacs reference coffe-cup just like the one I had seen for vi. It was only available in sets of 20.

  28. +1 Veracity on the MQR standard by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Funny
    How do you mean 'start a holy war'... vi vs emacs stems from way back... it's the mother of all flamewars.

    You're quite right. I don't know why you got modded down for this (Offtopic?); I suppose it's just another example of the old adage "Those that don't remember history are doomed to misuse mod points."

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  29. It reminds me... by AmX · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...of a fortune I saw (can be found in the "linux" file in the fortune package):

    vi is [[13~^[[15~^[[15~^[[19~^[[18~^ a
    muk[^[[29~^[[34~^[[26~^[[32~^ch better editor than this emacs. I know
    I^[[14~'ll get flamed for this but the truth has to be
    said. ^[[D^[[D^[[D^[[D ^[[D^[^[[D^[[D^[[B^
    exit ^X^C quit :x :wq dang it :w:w:w :x ^C^C^Z^D

    -- Jesper Lauridsen from alt.religion.emacs

  30. Re:Nice to see... by Arandir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, let me attach some bait to the hook, drop down the line, and start trolling...

    ...it's nice to see vim sticking by it's one of it's principles - making a lightweight editor.

    vim is lightweight? What have you been smoking, and why won't you share?

    vim is only lightweight in comparison to emacs. It ain't lightweight compared to the vi family. It's like your 300 pound rube cousin you hate to invite for Thanksgiving because you'll have to cook two turkeys, and rent a spare sofa for the bowl games because the la-z-boy ain't big enough. The only thing that makes him tolerable is that he ain't your 500 pound neighbor emacs :-)

    If you want lightweight, try elvis.

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  31. Not cat. by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    gunzip -c > executable

    That way you don't have to do nearly as much typing.

  32. huh? by jjeffries · · Score: 1, Funny

    Text editor? Who needs a text editor when you have cat, head, tail, cut, sed, and a shell? Ya some kind of sissy or something?

  33. What every editor needs. by elgee · · Score: 2, Funny

    After you type for awhile, a little talking toilet pops up and informs you that what you have written is crap. And then flushes it.

  34. Re:No, 6.0 is actually out by kdgarris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stability and easy of use are the main goals for the future.



    Stability and what?!?

    -Karl
  35. America's New War: by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Emacs vs. vi

    Emacs President Shrub today announced a new iniative in the war on user-friendlyness; Operation Infinite Swapspace.
    This can be seen as a direct response to vi's recent attacks on Emacs functionality when a flock of rabid vi supporters chanted "vi don't suck, vi is leet, vi can edit in ftp!" outside the Emacs embassy in Kaboom, capital of Afarawayistan.

    An Emacs representative commented the attack with "Those evil vi-llains will do anything to confuse the issues. The fact is that Emacs can solve the Towers of Hanoi problem faster than a vi user can learn to save a file and this bugs the hell out of them since most of them don't even know where Hanoi is. We are going to find their leader /vigor/bin/laden and make him pay for this atrocity."

    vigor himself just said that "Vi vill :q! them!"

    The Piconian ambassador was not available for a // comment, but rumours has it that he's busy compiling evidence.

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  36. Re:Emacs is dying! by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2, Funny

    vi vs. Emacs. Common enemy visual Studio or Code Warrier. (Or maybe even KDevelop on linux itsef!)

    I have never seen anyone in my life editing code in word. If you've seen that you've been to hell...

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  37. Not just that by Arker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Emacs has been able to emulate VI pretty completely for ages actually, in addition to actually doing real work. Just takes a single snippet of e-lisp.


    (use-global-map (make-sparse-keymap))


    There you go! Just like vi, it beeps every time you do anything, and you can't quit. :)

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  38. Re:what do the "masters" use? by sid6581 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tim O'Reilly converted from emacs to vi.. OK, a master he may not be, but I have no clue what other people use. All I know is that apparently, both Stallman and Gosling have carpal tunnel syndrome. :)