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Linking Hardware To Wetware

Vikki_R. writes: "Wired has an article about grafting a microelectric circuit directly onto a human brain cell. Researchers at the University of Texas at Austin have been working on developing an interface between semiconductors and neurons. Imagine being able to give your computer a piece of your mind ..." Update: 11/25 22:54 GMT by T : Here's an earlier post linking to a different article on the same research.

195 comments

  1. So... by dimator · · Score: 2, Funny

    When can I plug in to the Matrix?

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    1. Re:So... by captin+nod · · Score: 3, Funny


      Yes, welcome to the real world.
      Imagine having your leg haxx0red by some l33t script kiddie.
      hahahaha uyore l3g has b33n haxx0red! (kick self in head)
      yay

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      Moo.
    2. Re:So... by TheStruuus · · Score: 1

      I know kung-foo...

    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Camera pans back dramatically from Neo, his eyes snapping open.

      Neo: (look of intense concetration on his face as his three existing brain cells work together to read his lines off the autocue) I know.. origami!

    4. Re:So... by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      Moderators:

      Yes this is the obligatory comment, but how is this "redundant"?

      It's the first post. How in the hell can the first post (at threshold 1) be redundant?

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      I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
    5. Re:So... by Legion · · Score: 1

      Awwwwww yeah. I wanna see some guy spending the whole day in bed comatose 'cause he's dedicating his "spare cycles" to SETIAtHome...

      legion

  2. Caltech seems to be into this sort of thing by Vardamir · · Score: 1

    Isn't Caltech the leader in this area?

    1. Re:Caltech seems to be into this sort of thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      hahahaha i don't think you silly person

      perhaps you should be looking much further afield to find the leaders in this area.

    2. Re:Caltech seems to be into this sort of thing by lucius · · Score: 1

      are you at UNSW? if so, which faculty?

      I did a stint of neuroscience but now I'm down at physics

    3. Re:Caltech seems to be into this sort of thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      well, i was. i just completed my study there at GSBME (biomedical engineering).

      this prolly isn't the best place to hold a conversation; find the geek here if you'd like to get in touch.

      im hoping to he heading back to UNSW next year to start a phd :) (i know, its nuts).

  3. Upgrades? by MrGuru · · Score: 1

    What happens when you're stuck with a once-only 1.0 beta wetware implant and your friends are getting 8.0 upgradable bioware?

    1. Re:Upgrades? by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1
      What happens when you're stuck with a once-only 1.0 beta wetware implant and your friends are getting 8.0 upgradable bioware?

      *starts making coffee*

      Overclock.

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      Proteus' Child

      Doko ni datte; hito wa, tsunagette iru.

    2. Re:Upgrades? by spudgun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Overclock !?!

      where do you put the cooling fan ?

      Propeller Head takes on a whole new Meaning .....

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  4. uses by lowtekneq · · Score: 1

    I could see this being used to control artificial limbs rather then control computers. It would be neat to have a brain w/o a body to give your computer "logic" and reason.

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    1. Re:uses by captin+nod · · Score: 1


      Another much more immediate application would be to use the interface to regain control of existing limbs that have had their nerve motor control damaged or severed, such as the case is with paraplegics.

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      Moo.
    2. Re:uses by cez · · Score: 1

      Waking up in the morning sucks. Why? Because the only time you enjoy being asleep is when you're half awake...we need to do something about this folks! This is a definate use! Hook me up and zap me awake...

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    3. Re:uses by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I could see this being used to control artificial limbs rather then control computers. It would be neat to have a brain w/o a body to give your computer "logic" and reason.

      And think of the possibilities for case modding!

      (Seriously - when my body wears out, I'd love to have my brain implanted in a robot. Rad-harden the thing, graft on some controls for an ion engine, throw some glucose-producing plants into a hollow dome, and fire me into space, baby! I'm gonna tour the Solar System even if it's the last thing I do!)

  5. Memory Upgrade! by TMLink · · Score: 1, Funny

    My friends have always said my memory stinks...now I can finally get it upgraded! ;-)

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    1. Re:Memory Upgrade! by gatesh8r · · Score: 1

      Sure, and you'll *still* forget your girlfriend's birthday!

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      Karma whorin' since 1999
  6. Re:uses Then versus Than. by simetra · · Score: 1

    Then. Back then, we made $2.00 per hour.
    Than. I am cuter than you.

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  7. Re:uses Then versus Than. by dimator · · Score: 2

    I am cuter than you.

    I seriously doubt that!

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  8. Or... by tweakt · · Score: 1

    Or a peice of my software to my mine ;-)

  9. Watch out for the aliens! by tcd004 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They'll try to stick Pentium 4's into our skulls.

    Raise your hand if you hate those commercials...

    tcd004

    1. Re:Watch out for the aliens! by tcd004 · · Score: 1

      You've clearly missed the fact that in addition to being a Karma whore, I'm a web-traffic whore.

    2. Re:Watch out for the aliens! by tcd004 · · Score: 1

      I guess posting at 2, you know, seeing that little Score:2, helps me salvage my self-image from the clutches of my unorthodox sex-life. Why do you include homophobia in all your posts numb nuts?

      tcd004

  10. As usual, promising and worrisome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of benefits that can come from this type of technology. The first thing that comes to mind is restoring sight to those who have optic nerve or retinal damage, situations where the optical facilities of the brain are still functional. Hearing has been restored for people with what are called coclear (sp?) implants. I think if the blind could someday be made to see, it would be pretty awesome.

    On the other hand, I worry about things like the memory implant that was suggested in a recent poll. I don't doubt for a minute that people would jump at an opportunity to have some implant to make them smarter. Worse yet, these things would probably be offered by the scariest companies, one I don't feel I need to mention. Who knows what Sci-fi nightmares could come true.

  11. Scary possibilities by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suspect by the time they have this issue sufficiently researched and tested, wireless connections will be pretty much commonplace over much of the world. Imagine being able to THINK of something and have relevant information directly IN your brain. No more going to the library (does anyone ever do that anymore? It's all I had growing up!), no more 'surfing the web' to find information. It'll all just be THERE - ready for mental ingestion without physically having to DO much work.

    I also think about how this will be abused - IM and 'wireless' ads are two that come to mind. Billboards and ads are annoying enough, but you can turn off the TV/Radio, or close your eyes, or look at something else. Imagine NEVER being able to get away from this stuff - mentally, I mean. It'd be pumped into your brain directly - those stupid human body filters like your eyes, feet, etc. won't be able to stop those ads from embedding themselves into your brain...

    I know, it's all farfetched, and I kind doubt I'll see widespread adoption of this in my lifetime. But for any possible UPSIDE of this, I see way too many downsides. :/

    1. Re:Scary possibilities by kennon42 · · Score: 1

      Isn't there an Outer Limits episode about this?

      If I recall the episode correctly, everyone in the world has implants and can get information instantaneously, except for this one man who has some sort of defect so he has to learn from books. He is pretty much an outcast, until the day the system crashes and no one knows anything on their own, so he becomes the leader.

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      -- Microsoft is the best becau[INVALID PAGE FAULT IN MODULE Signature.exe AT ADDRESS 0x4353]
    2. Re:Scary possibilities by aka-ed · · Score: 1

      you can turn off the TV/Radio, or close your eyes, or look at something else. Imagine NEVER being able to get away from this stuff - mentally, I mean

      Just press the tip of your nose. That's the "mute" button.

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      I survived the Dick Cheney Presidency 7 to 9 AM 7-21-07
    3. Re:Scary possibilities by AvatarADVathome · · Score: 1, Funny

      No joke. If I get a wireless head computer connection, I'm going to insist on the firewall of the gods before I go under the knife...

    4. Re:Scary possibilities by cendence · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the brain could be used as a data store like in the movie Johnny Mnemonic - i guess it could be used to store information in a lossy way, like images. I always wanted to have a big portable space when going to a friend to exchange data :)

    5. Re:Scary possibilities by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lotsa downsides, yes, most related to 'system' security. Lotsa upsides, though. Imagine what this would do for education. How much of what we all went through was "Memorize this for your test tomorrow". Wouldn't it be fantastic if we could dispense with nearly all of that and jump straight to understanding of concepts rather then spend years memorizing mostly useless facts?

      How about occupational specialization? The sum of human knowledge is getting so huge that nobody can be an expert in more than a few fields. Not least of all because nobody lives long enough to learn more than that. If we can add whole rooms to our memory and thinking capacity, what more could we accomplish?

      I'm trying to imagine what this could do to software design; rather than typing code and looking at it on a screen, we'd simply write it in our minds. It'd certainly be faster; combine it with instant recall of the entire program, no matter how large, and you've got a truly powerful programming tool. It'd make Emacs and VI look like punched cards.

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      Dyolf Knip
    6. Re:Scary possibilities by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      I wonder if the brain could be used as a data store like in the movie Johnny Mnemonic

      Poor Johnny was a courier of information; he didn't actually have access to it. They put a hard drive in his head, sure, but the I/O didn't go to anything biological. The new USB keychain drives are just as good and don't need the brain surgery.

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      Dyolf Knip
    7. Re:Scary possibilities by cendence · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, he had to let delete some of his data in brain (his childhood) to have more space (or to have free space at all?). There was no harddrive IMO. I guess that is rather biological. (And he could store 80 GB of raw data, with his compressor he could store 160 - and he was overloaded with a full 320 GB. :-)

    8. Re:Scary possibilities by passion · · Score: 3, Funny

      I also think about how this will be abused - IM and 'wireless' ads are two that come to mind.

      Think the phone companies will go for this? No way, unless they require you to send all your messages through their filter servers... then the FBI can carnivore your mind, and make sure that you don't commit any "thought-crimes", or maybe my fiancee will just kick me in the nuts everytime I walk past another beautiful woman.

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      - passion
    9. Re:Scary possibilities by Naikrovek · · Score: 2

      bah. who's to say that when something is piped into your brain artificially, you will remember it any better than someone who piped it in the old fashioned way?

      the means do not necessarily change the end. you won't learn any faster, you'll just get headaches from buffer overflows. and God forbid your worst enemy knows you have this and decides to wave an electromagnet in your direction. just like overloading a wire makes it hot, overloading other circuitry creates lots of heat as well.

      I'll pass on this "upgrade".

    10. Re:Scary possibilities by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember that. There was either a bug in the system, or someone released some kind of virus. Because of that, everyone infected suddenly got really bad OCD and impulsively counted things. The one person who didn't have the implants was also the only literate person there, as no one else needed to read. ONce the network goes down (by having one person read a specific electrical pattern out of a book), he begins to teach everyone to read again.

    11. Re:Scary possibilities by baronben · · Score: 1

      As any math teacher who is asked the question "What the hell do we need with sine waves?" will answer, it doesn't matter what you know, it matters what you do with that. Sure, if we had these implants, we can be walking encycopedias (in fact, we could even spell encycopedia), that that would be just hanky-dory. But applying that information and creating more information will still take human intelligence. Look at it this way, any one can learn C++ Pearl, ect. from a book, you can memorize the commands, the syntax, what ever. But in order to make a great program, a killer app, you need to combine that knowledge with a spark of creativity and inginuity that is distincly human.

    12. Re:Scary possibilities by Teferi · · Score: 2

      In the short story, it was just some implanted chips in his amygdalae. He couldn't access 'em at all directly.

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    13. Re:Scary possibilities by IbnJad · · Score: 1

      Knowledge is remembered when you do something with it; with this technology we would be able to 'produce' more. Without the speed limitations of vocal chords, limbs, etc. we would be able to interact much more quickly and potentially more richly too: for instance I have a certain voice which I cannot change easily but internally I can make myself sound like anyone. So faster I/O (in particular O) with the world + less physical limitations on communications methods would, IMHO, yield to faster, more thorough learning.

    14. Re:Scary possibilities by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Err, I agree completely? "Computers are fast, precise, and utterly stupid. People are slow, sloppy, and brilliant", and all that. This kind of wetware is a bridge between the two, giving human brains the speed and accuracy of machines giving and computers the advantage of a creative intelligence, all in the same package.

      Oh, and it's 'encyclopedia'.

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      Dyolf Knip
    15. Re:Scary possibilities by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Er... That will be a while longer. By the time they have this particular technology researched and tested, we might have wireless connectivity everywhere. But this technology isn't going to allow us to do what you're talking about. We're many decades (at least) from understanding the mechanics of how memory works. We're learning fast, but still mostly about the macro elements. It's going to be quite a while before we can trap a memory lookup like that :)

      Also, until we have personal massively parallel supercomputers for everyone, there's another totally impenetrable roadblock for this idea. The kind of processing required to implement a human-like memory system would be completely impossible on any mechanical device like current computers. Instead of 1 processor with 32 bit instructions, we have 1,000,000,000,000 processors with 1 bit instructions. Er... debatable how many instructions. Still.

      This technology will probably be useful for something in a relatively short period of time. Just not memory. Perhaps (rudimentary) vision or hearing for blind or deaf people.

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    16. Re: Scary possibilities by Omniscient+Ferret · · Score: 1

      If I remember a study of computer gurus correctly, it wasn't so much that they knew how to use all of the available programs flawlessly (or use the same set of programs, either); instead, it was just knowing where to look to find information on solving the problem.

      Look at it differently; the crucial skill might not be rote memorization, but sifting out salient points quickly or just being able to articulate criteria for finding salient information.

    17. Re:Scary possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.

    18. Re:Scary possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, in addition to just being able to think of something and have that information downloaded directly into your brain, you would also theoretically be able to "telepathically" communicate with anyone elsewhere in the world who is also "plugged in".

      Its the future. And its not too far off either .. probly be the norm within 100 years. Which isn't much.

  12. William Gibson by strange_tractor · · Score: 1

    The Propehets' words come true ;o)

  13. Just keep Microsoft away by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    What if we could install operating systems on our brains?

    This'll be a big area of expansion for Linux. Everyone will install it rather than Windows so that they don't crash their minds.

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    1. Re:Just keep Microsoft away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Riight... they will just get rooted instead!

    2. Re:Just keep Microsoft away by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      I don't think this will be like installing a RAM upgrade in your head. More like hooking the existing computer (your brain) up to another over some Cat5. If the new system crashes, you have to reboot it, but it won't affect the original. It would certainly suck when that happened, though. It be like a temporary lobotomy; it's over once the add-on reboots, but until then you're limited to your own grey matter.

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    3. Re:Just keep Microsoft away by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but between the Linux vm system fiasco and a few issues not that long ago I won't touch Linux 2.4 series with a 10 foot poll for my computer -- sure ain't shoving it into my head.

      I'm thinking OpenBSD for this one. Very few serious issues and half descent out of the box security.

      Grandma will run windows and will always wonder why shes broadcasting her recipes to all her friends on her Brainmail client.

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      Rod Taylor
    4. Re:Just keep Microsoft away by stabbart · · Score: 0

      aren't we losing brain cell everyday ? doesn't that mean that we would have a corrupted system, since some files are missing ??

  14. Uh Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just can't wait till M$ gets a hold on this one.... Looks like those MCSE's are one step closer to getting that new Windows XP Collective implant Or better yet maybe we can have the senate mandate that all users of computers are required to have the implant.

  15. i think... by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    ...that i am having a bad case of carnivore today!

  16. 'Scuse me? by DKConstant · · Score: 0

    Imagine being able to give your computer a piece of your mind ..."

    i don't know about you fellas, but i'd rather give my mind a piece of my computer.

    can't wait to install my new Ultra ATA spinal column

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    ----- "Oh, Stewardess! I speak l33t!"
  17. seriously doubtful about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What are they going to do, open up people's brain cases inside of a clean room in Hillsboro, Oregon? Give me a break.


    What's wrong with just being human, anyway? So long as you forget about George W Bush, it's not that bad of a club to belong to-- you can almost take pride in it!

    1. Re:seriously doubtful about this by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with just being human, anyway?

      Nothing, but I also like to think that one day I won't have to wear glasses and that the muscle that was removed from my left forearm might be replaced (I'm left handed, and had cancer in my left elbow, of all the dumb luck).

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      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
  18. eh eh remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reminds me of futurama, and the egg...

  19. You know what'd be really cool? by blair1q · · Score: 2, Troll

    If slashdot editors actually read slashdot:

    Nerve Cells Connected to Semi-Conductors

    --Blair
    "I won't expect Wired editors ever to be that clueful."

    1. Re:You know what'd be really cool? by stiefvater · · Score: 1

      do the slashdot editors really get PAID for their work?

      if so, who's the boss? someone who's afraid to reprimand his employees, obviously.

      -k

    2. Re:You know what'd be really cool? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Geez!!! Give them a break! I bet most people don't read things on their own websites. Even when you do, it's much easier to spot things on other people's sites than it is on your own one.
      If you really wanna complain about something, go compain about people using "then" instead of "than" and other (more important) things like that. If you want to post a link to an earlier article, feel free to do that too.

  20. On a Similiar Note by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If I am not mistaken, they have already taken the brain of a sea lamprey and connected it to a motor on wheels (and it actually moved around on it's own, until the brain die), so this is sorta old news then, huh?

    The full arcticle is here

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  21. hmm by Iamthefallen · · Score: 1

    hmm, I wonder what govmt agencies will blame problems and delays on when we get neurolinks, "Oh I'm sorry, your application got lost because a secretary's head crashed yesterday"

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  22. Interesting Work by r.suzuka · · Score: 1

    I am not sure but I believe another story about this was recently posted here. In any case it is very interesting and deserving of coverage.

    A collegue of mine here at the University of Tokyo has mention that similar work has been done in his lab. It seems clear to me that the next major breakthrough in computing will be the elimination of the unwieldy and awkward keyboard.

    It has been discussed what the next major User Interface metaphor will be; That is, what will replace the familiar desktop? I believe that the Desktop will remain with us until the end of manuel input devices. I do not believe we will ever see an efficient three dimensional user interfact metaphor until we have more efficient ways of interfacing with our machines, be it with our eyes or through or neurons or whatever sort of technology might be on the horizon.

    At least, that is my view on the matter. I would welcome hearing from you if you disagree. Thank you.

    R. Suzuka

    1. Re:Interesting Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're in, suzuka-san. But details. We want details!

    2. Re:Interesting Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will the next major user interface metaphor be? You might want to check out NooFace.net.

  23. Excellent .. /dev/brain by SirFlakey · · Score: 2

    Imagine teaching you brain stuff directly into neurons .. you simply know it. The Matrix all over =) ..

    dd if=/tmp/Alan_Cox_kernel_hacking.img of=/dev/brain

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    1. Re:Excellent .. /dev/brain by yesthatguy · · Score: 1

      Just wait for an unstable kernel release, so that when you try to disconnect your brain, the kernel wipes your brain. Uhh...oops.

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  24. Implications by Maskirovka · · Score: 1
    31337 will own windows users LITTERALLY!

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'zombie'.

    I tell for sure if the chick down the street is dating someone!

    Two words: Test CRAMMING.

    Be affraid to even so much as LOOK at a McAffee retail box.

    Norton Ghost sales to public schools would ski rocket.

    Imagine a realy bewolfe cluster of Natalie Portman Cruisers (see above).

    A million reasons to fear the local BOFH.

    people will run benchmarks against each other.

    Quake lan parties will require that you check firearms at the door, lest you forget which world you're in.

  25. That's terrifying by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 0, Funny
    "RAM and human memory have always inhabited entirely separate worlds, but the boundary between them is now blurring. Hardware and wetware may have more in common than you think."

    Oh dear, I hope it won't run Windows, people would fall into a coma every 2 days ...

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  26. Small problem... by BoarderPhreak · · Score: 2
    It's exactly because of computers that I've been steadily losing my mind...

    I don't think giving it another piece would help this any.... :D

  27. gibson.. by jbarket · · Score: 1

    isn't it frightening that the things gibson wrote about that you stuck in these things were called microsofts?

    dear god=>

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  28. Whats the point of this research? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1, Redundant



    It really seems to have no real purpose
    I know brain to computer interface sounds good, meaning you can think and the computer translates thoughts into action.

    However, direct physical interface is not the way.

    Perhaps a patch which goes onto your skin is ok, but directly to your brain cells? Why make yuor braincells attach to a CPU?

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    1. Re:Whats the point of this research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why make yuor braincells attach to a CPU?

      just another step toward robot bodies man. you think you're gonna live forever in that monkey body of yours?

    2. Re:Whats the point of this research? by Penrif · · Score: 2

      Ever want a harddrive hooked up to your brain? That whole memorization thing becomes irrelevant. First, of course, you need an interface.

    3. Re:Whats the point of this research? by captin+nod · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Invasive (ie where you have to cut tissue open) interfaces are bad because it is basically an open wound that is open to infection; also, any foreign materials (wires etc.) inside the body will be attacked by the normal defence mechanisms.
      This has been countered somewhat by materials with low bioreactivity (I don't know too much about that) but still there is the problem of the open wound.
      One option would be to have the interface under the skin and the information transmitted via a coil (like the bionic ear, pioneered by those cool aussies at cochlear).
      Another option is to induce a current directly in nerves without placing anything inside the body at all; I *think* its called functional electrostimulation. Its the kind of thing that is useful for paraplegics of all sorts, and centres around regaining the use of existing limbs that have had their nerve control damaged or broken in some way.

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      Moo.
    4. Re:Whats the point of this research? by giessel · · Score: 1

      > Perhaps a patch which goes onto your skin is ok, but directly to your brain cells? Why make yuor braincells attach to a CPU?

      Well, this is true- there is no reason nessicarily to have input to a CPU be controlled by your brain cells. However, I think that this shows promise in output from a CPU to your brain, more specificallly, the optic centers of your brain, or anywhere else. I think a HUD or sorts would be fantastic, and I think that you'd have to interface with the brain somehow for this. That or wirelessly controlled contact lenses that emit light. Bam!

      But yah, maybe some other body part would workbetter for input into the cpu.

      g-money

  29. ads by BlueArchon · · Score: 1

    wow... soon we'll get advertisments transmitted directly in our brain...

  30. It'd bring new meaning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to the infamous "Blue Screen of Death", no?

    Actually, this is getting way too uncomfortably close to many cyberpunk sf stories. Gads, actually having an "implant" to better "run" the net? No, thanks. My DSL is fast enough for now.

    1. Re:It'd bring new meaning ... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      DSL fast enough? I won't be happyu until I get an OC-256 connection hard-wired directly to my brain. *drools*

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      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    2. Re:It'd bring new meaning ... by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1

      DSL? I'm using a Tarot deck and a spoon over here...

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      Doko ni datte; hito wa, tsunagette iru.

  31. I agree but i dont think the direct approuch by HanzoSan · · Score: 1, Redundant



    Is going to work. I mean I think we need to develop a brain to computer interface but directly to braincells? This guarentees no one will use it.

    IT has to be something on the skin, or something on the head, not on the brain.

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  32. No thats not it by HanzoSan · · Score: 1, Redundant


    The second we have a brain to computer interface.

    The problem will be, How will the government "Control" what people think? IF people have telepathy, forget about national security. IF people can just think something to someone else, or connect to a globle internet of thoughts well then

    Theres no way the government can easily say "You cannot think this, its illegal" But i'm sure they will try.

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    1. Re:No thats not it by lucius · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you serious? You actually think that humans could possible build a machine that could decode thoughts realtime from brain impulses?

      At the moment it's a massively nontrivial task to tell if monkeys are looking at black or white. Do you think a computer (no matter how much people idolise the things) could tell the difference between two basic thoughts? For a start you'd have to interface to some massive fraction of the number of nerve cells, then you'd have to get all this data to a huge computer somewhere and have it analysed. And for what? The best way to find out what someone is thinking is to just ask them. There'll never be a computer that can read peoples' minds anywhere near as well as a good trial lawyer who's trained to study faces.

    2. Re:No thats not it by gatesh8r · · Score: 1

      hehe... I can see it now. All those campaign ads being sent into your brain spreading political propoganda... "And don't belive the ACLU; we're not mail sniffing with Carnavore! NO! It's a patriotic symbol to america so we can weed out the terrorists!"

      sheesh...

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    3. Re:No thats not it by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      You actually think that humans could possible build a machine that could decode thoughts realtime from brain impulses?

      That statement, sir, fits into a long line of similar statements. From da Vinci saying that we will never travel to the moon to all too recent claims that cloning humans is impossible. I am not saying that it will occur in my lifetime or yours. Several things hover on that "ten years" away mark for a century, and then happen. The next day, nobody thinks that it's extraordinary. I have no idea how many interveing technologies will have to be developed, or even what a "machine" of that era will look like... or what will be considered a human mind. But to say that humans cannot achieve a thing has been consistantly contradicted by slow but punctuated technological progress.

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    4. Re:No thats not it by tim_maroney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you think a computer (no matter how much people idolise the things) could tell the difference between two basic thoughts? For a start you'd have to interface to some massive fraction of the number of nerve cells, then you'd have to get all this data to a huge computer somewhere and have it analysed. And for what? The best way to find out what someone is thinking is to just ask them. There'll never be a computer that can read peoples' minds anywhere near as well as a good trial lawyer who's trained to study faces.

      I appreciate your attempt to reign in wild speculators who think mind-reading is as easy as sticking a wire in the brain, but "never" is a long time. If Moore's Law continues and noninvasive scanning technologies continue to improve at the rate they have for the last century, then the technology for this might be available next century, or even this century. Or genetic engineering might have the capability to plant a large number of noninjurious artificial probes.

      What's much harder than the collection is the data analysis. We still don't really have much of a grasp on a scientific level of what consciousness is or what thoughts are. What's more, the data so far concerning machines that try to allow the handicapped to write via brain waves indicate that the brain's state is extremely variable from hour to hour, so that the same signal patterns don't recur even when the person is having what they think is the same thought. I have a feeling we will only begin to make substantial progress in consciousness research once we create the necessary data collection technologies, and even then it may be decades or more before the problem is solved to the extent that, say, the human genome is now.

      On the other hand, simple affectors and effectors are certainly a much easier problem than global mind-reading or the direct absorption of information. When the first generally useful neural interfaces become available, they'll probably function a lot like a modern head-mounted computer with speech recognition. There will be a virtual screen with translucent overlay of the visual field, a way to speak into the system while not speaking aloud, and some way to point on the screen. This is probably not more than two or three decades away. The question is what it will be good for, since the same technology in an external form through wired glasses, a miniature microphone, gesture recognition wristwatch or ring, and tiny personal computer will all be available without surgery or bioengineering. Privacy in public spaces is the only major advantage that comes to mind.

      Tim

    5. Re:No thats not it by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      You actually think that humans could possible build a machine that could decode thoughts realtime from brain impulses?

      Why would you have to? If you connect enough signal pathways between brains, won't the brains figure out how to transmit and recieve information on their own?

  33. Hacking? by Trevelyan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just think if we has the same level (or more) interface with a computer has they do with each other, imagine how easy it would be to hack boxes.

    the slow part of hacking system would be your interface to it, and bottle necks in there (eg keyboard) i never tried my self, but imagine a good original hack requires a lot of prep work, eg writing tools, poking into your tcp/ip and stuff.
    and during the actual hack you dont have time to make quick changes, probably need to abort write your tools some more and start again.
    where as with this you could hack stuff like, with the full utility of your human ingenuity, instinks , imagination etc

    not only that, as well as hacking other machines we could try hack into each other, with the strong of mind or skill winning.
    just imagine what future version of script kiddies would do with their parents, if they didn't like being sent to bed w/o supper.

    did any one see that 'Outer Limits' episode where every one bar a few with brain disorders. had a live net connection to their brains, and they all got a virus. It was upto the few w/o the link to try save the others from crainial overload.

    -Trevelyan

  34. Sun will have to update Java license by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
    It looks like Sun will have to ammend those disclaimers in the Java license:

    This software may not be used to control aircraft, nuclear power plants, or anybody's mind.

    1. Re:Sun will have to update Java license by lkaos · · Score: 1

      That's scary. Java is being used as the development platform for DD-21. Not only will it be controlling aircraft, it will also be control all sorts of stuff that are directly related to national security. I guess the DoD forgot to read the click through license ;-)

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    2. Re:Sun will have to update Java license by Kirkoff · · Score: 1

      I think, therefore I am. (For this one picosecond anyway--all my memories might be just a static ROM image.)

      That makes your sig pretty ironic...

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    3. Re:Sun will have to update Java license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually, the licence doesn't flat out stop you yusing the software in a life-critical situation, just that the producer will disclaim all responsibility if you do so, having specifically told you not to. The DoD could jsut either (a) get independent insurance coverage for its use of the software, or (b) negotiate different licensing terms with Sun.

  35. Geek Code by OO7david · · Score: 1

    Whelp, I guess now we get to see how many people really meant that C++++ in their geek code.

    1. Re:Geek Code by falzer · · Score: 1

      And the z--.

  36. How long? by MasterOfDisaster · · Score: 1

    So, how long will it be until I can pop those spare 128MB SIMMs into my head, and finaly rember where the !@$ I left my keys? But seriously, This could lead to some really cool research, especialy in prostetics. Imagine, with the tech we have now, it would not only look like your other arm, but you yourself wouldnt know the diffrence. You could control it just like your old arm. Quite cool, if you ask me. Then, for fun..you could probly make telapathy devices...As in, I see what you see, and stuff. Or with 802.11b cards in the back of our heads...we could be the borg. The posibilities of this are endless

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  37. Not really (was: Re:Scary possibilities) by MwtrV · · Score: 1

    Do you know how difficult it would be to have the computer programmed and interfaced in a manner complimentary to it being capable of understanding what the human brain is thinking? Sure, it could *send* stimuli, but I highly doubt it could provide any type of an "interactive" experience. We're not advanced enough for that (yet!) I think this stuff is possible, it just involves a massive amount of intelligence we don't yet have.

    Regarding it being moral, I see nothing immoral about it so long as our world doesn't become like an apocolyptic sci-fi novel. ;)

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    1. Re:Not really (was: Re:Scary possibilities) by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      Which is why I said I don't think it'll happen in my lifetime. Even if I live a long time, I probably don't have more than 50-60 years left(!), so I think I was pretty conservative in my estimate.

    2. Re:Not really (was: Re:Scary possibilities) by IbnJad · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of ideas on this technology; apologies for 'brain dump' style of presentation.

      I think that it may be possible to both read a persons thoughts and download knowledge into the brain eventually.

      However I believe that it will still be possible to use this technology for 'telepathic' purposes in the 'short' term. Computers do not need to be flexible enough to understand human thoughts, people could take up the slack and learn to modulate brain waves; People already use biofeedback to alter aspects of the physiology, brain-waves, etc. similar skills could be developed here. Once our entire bodies were more-or-less foreign to the brain, we learnt to walk, we can sure learn to control computers. In time these artifical means of interacting would become as natural. However there might be a danger of learning mental QWERTY and not being able to learn Dvorak.

      With regard to learning: I think that this technology will in the long term allow downloading of knowledge (need to vet validity beforehand though), but in the short term it could cause overreliance on external memories. In order to prevent reliance on external memories we could use learning programs that weened us off them; perhaps by providing the external memory the first time we queried it; later providing hints; later still refusing. Another aspect to consider is that this technology would remove the latency of interacting with knowledge via our limbs (turning pages, moving eyes, etc.) allow us to move through information more quickly. Imagine learning a foreign language through this; you could look up any work instantly; have subtitles in your field of view; look at a word in a foreign language and ask what it is in English (reverse this of course if you want to learn English); then the training program could be set up to gradularly wean you off artifical knowledge.

      In The Matrix Neo moves at very high speed; I think that this is not possible physically because it has limits; but I think that the brain has less limitations; I believe people think at the rate their physical bodies move and at the rate they hear language. Without physical constraints I believe that we would be able to increase the speed at which we exist (mentally). A related benefit would be to train people our of the common tendancy to bind physiology to mental activity; for instance must people have experienced headaches from thinking to much; this is due IMHO to using musculature (shoulders, neck) to think; which is inefficient. With this tecnology you could deliberately paralyse yourself, or make your body relax completely, even when you are in the middle of working feverishly on mental tasks.

      Even if all of this is possible a criticism of the "more is better" is "more is often more stressful". Eventually our lives will become CPU bound; our brains will then not need better I/O pipes, but better processors; interesting, and scary!

    3. Re:Not really (was: Re:Scary possibilities) by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Oh. Yeah. Wish I noticed that before I replied. I feel like a moron.

      The technology being discussed in this article is probably going to be doing usefull things a long time before 50-60 years from now, it just won't be accessing memory. It might be used in prosthetics or research comparatively quickly.

      I don't know if they're able to put these dots in living people (I doubt it) so the insanely promising concept for the near future would be research in biological computing, just like the article describes. Again, by near future I just mean less than 50 years :)

      Anyway. Interesting points.

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  38. I think we'll have to wait for.. by Merik · · Score: 1

    An ingestable swarm of nanobots that can take position within our brains, interfaceing directly neuron by neuron before computer generated thoughts become part of our consciousness.

    When the time comes, will you "cross over"?

    (read Kurzweil Age of Spiritual machines)

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    1. Re:I think we'll have to wait for.. by captin+nod · · Score: 1


      Errrrrrrrr... no.

      Chances are digestible nanobots will go in the mouth and come out the other end along with the meat and veg you ate last night.

      Problem is that the complex organisms don't take lightly to having foreign materials inside the body, and anything without a very low bioreactivity (there are very, very few materials with a low bioreactivity) will get attacked by the body's natural defences. Anything as small as a nanobot will likely just get crapped out of the other end (pardon the expression).

      As I see it, a more likely option is for the nerves to be accessed via induction from outside of the body; go see here.

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  39. Ghost in the Shell ... by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    ... comes to mind when you mentioned the hacking other humans. You literally turn other people into 'zombie machines' that will do your bidding.

    1. Re:Ghost in the Shell ... by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Hmm.. other people doing my bidding?

      Someone prepare the hot grits!

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  40. we're making great strides here by llamalicious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    although I still believe it's a long way off, being able to interact at the protein, and possibly even bio-electric level with opens up some great doors for being able combat a wide variety of cellular problems. Think directly shutting down cancer cells, or changing telomerase lengths to increase lifespan. Maybe even finding a way of increasing the speed of biochemical reactions and electrical signaling in the mind (overclock your brain on the next Geraldo)... but seriously:

    IMO there are still some major hurdles to be lept in the development, e.g. Finding a stable power supply for these semiconductors so they can operate for any period of time. Sure, we can just say, let us leech some bioelectricity from surrounding tissue, or maybe convert sugar like muscles, but there's the actuality of doing it, versus the simplicity of saying it.

    Plus, if we need widespread modification of a large body of tissue, and we plan on doing it with an injection of a foreign body in the bloodstream or otherwise, you've still got to contend with the body's own immune system, and possible toxic reactions from breakdowns of semiconductors and their binding materials.

    So fear not, your brain probably won't suffer from a cataclysmic BSOD or fsck from hell for a few years yet.

    So, besides my "what ifs" above, I think this is a good thing.

  41. This could finally make my dream come true! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

    If computers could be given neurons, then it would be possible to make them feel PAIN!

    1. Re:This could finally make my dream come true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      technically braincells don't feel pain. They can interpet it though......

  42. FBI by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    In related news, the FBI is planning to release project Brain Drain, following in the footsteps of project Midnight Lantern.

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  43. Government by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    Next thing you know, we'll end up with a world like in Johnny Mnemonic or something... 80 gigs, right in the head. Of course, by the time people have computers in their brains, storage capacities will be much higher than that.

    And then you'll get things like people getting a new sort of amnesia where the computer malfunctioned and erased data inside the person's head... or if there's built-in networking, crackers will get directly into people's brains and put memories there that never took place, or they'll record your thoughts for their personal use.

    Will you need a firewall inside your brain? How about virus protection software? A computer inside your head, especially one with network connectivity, will give new meaning to the term "virus" as it applies to humans.

    Maybe the government wants to install computers in every person's head for thought policing, er, convenience reasons. Then, cool hacks will appear on the net allowing you to shield your thoughts from the government, while making artificial legitimate thoughts appear on the networking interface for the government to see. Then, the government will pass all sorts of anti-terrorism laws against modifying the computer in your brain. And they'll come up with monitoring software capable of determining if you have modified the software in your brain's computer.

    Of course, there will be failures of some sort or another, and people will become delusional or they'll simply lose control of themselves because of an illegal instruction fault (while upgrading their firmware, er, brainware) and start flopping around or something. This brings new meaning to debugging.

    In short, whatever possibilities a computer inside your brain makes possible, it's nothing when compared to the disadvantages. OH WELL.

    1. Re:Government by Broccolist · · Score: 2
      You're ascribing flaws to a technology that doesn't yet exist. Presumably, if or when brain implants become feasible, they will only become widespread if problems like security, crashes, etc, are 99.99% eliminated. Otherwise they will be used only by handicapped people. Kind of like today's laser eye surgery. If it's as problem-riddled as you speculate, it simply won't be used, so there's nothing to worry about.

      As for government abuse, I could make the same argument about traditional computers: the government can build huge databases of personal info, spy on us with Carnivore, etc. This is a social problem, not a technological one. Computers can be used to restrict freedom but they can also greatly increase it, as when oppressed people use it to get information from the free world. I imagine the same will be true of a brain implant technology.

      I think that in general, development of potentially beneficial technologies shouldn't be stopped because of possible social consequences down the line. After all, then the telephone came out, there were worries that it would turn everyone into loners.

    2. Re:Government by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 0

      Your statements have numerous flaws-- you assume that 'brain computers' would be prepackaged and setup for networking. Honestly, do you believe we'll have coaxial ethernet cables dangling off of our necks? Also, do you believe the 'higher' functions of our brain would be so easily accessible by our 'linked computers'? The actual format in which the brain chaotically stores information is, and most likely will remain incomprehensible to mortal man. Kudos though, you have some very interesting points! Your ideas of 'failures' are very viable, and I believe that beta testers of this era will be signing their non-disclosure agreements in blood =).

  44. Brain-Net links. by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1
    This would be a dream come true - no more headaches from monitor refresh.. no more raster burn.. no more RST.. DWIM...

    But I can also think of one major problem with this: Bugs in the code which translates binary commands into neural impulses.

    Death: The ultimate denial of service attack.

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  45. Imagine the moment after... by aphex2000 · · Score: 1
    ... you accidently type "rm -rf /" while having your brain mounted.

    now THAT would be bad luck :)

    1. Re:Imagine the moment after... by lucius · · Score: 1

      Oh can you imagine?!?!?!? That'd be terrible!!! You'd, like, delete your brain, or all your knowlege or.... something!!!!

      and recursively as well!!!!!

      You'd really be in a dilly of a pickle then!!!!!

  46. Definite DMCA conspiracy here! by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1

    'Nie has his own list of applications for such bioelectronic devices, such as tissue engineering and sound and light censors, which "either enhance the body's function or act as a probe that lets you observe the body's function," he said.'

    Sound and light "censors" argh! That's audio and video conquered in one fell swoop. Soon it'll be pay-per-view just to drive to work...

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  47. Two words: by TeleoMan · · Score: 1

    "Activation code."

    if (!code){ you don't come out of suspend in the morning; }

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  48. How am i getting a troll mod? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1, Troll

    Seems like Mods here are abusing their power again

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    1. Re:How am i getting a troll mod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By trolling, you stupid twerp. Your messages in this thread aren't worth the saliva they're sprayed with.

  49. Retinal implants already exist by Catskul · · Score: 1

    Devices of this type already exist, just not on the scale described in this article. For example, it is already possible to get retinal implants. The quality is such that you can only see large letters and general motion, but it exists none the less : http://www.optobionics.com/artificialretina.htm. It is also already possible to implant electrodes into the brain of somone who has been paralysed, and have them control a mouse by thinking of moving their abscent body part.http://sulu.smpp.nwu.edu/

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  50. Why? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1, Redundant



    Its stupid though, The brain has infinite space, unless you have some sorta disease where you lose your memory you dont need a harddrive.

    Theres no computer which even comes close to matching the human brain at all except for perhaps math and logic.

    And as far as brain to computer interface goes, hooking directly up to braincells is just not the right way to do it, I dont think its practical.

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    1. Re:Why? by alexandre · · Score: 1

      That's true, but in 30 or 50 years, if the moore's law continue as it did in the past, will have capacity in excess of the brain...and if A.I. keeps evolving, well, we'll have computer that are better than we are in many fields.
      At that point, we'll have to either upgrade humans or let the human species end it's course and let the machine continue! (Note that i'm not against any of these path :)

      And the brain memorization process is not perfect, you keep modifying and changing facts...
      (I saw a scientific mag that said: every time you think about something you have to rememorize it in some way... (that sounds like a great way to add errors:-))

    2. Re:Why? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Think Virtual Reality.

      The only way that we will ever be able to experience true virtual reality in a totally immersive, convincing, for all intents and purposes real, way is to hook the machine running the VR program directly into our brain.

      Stimulating our senses directly, and intercepting the commands our brain sends to our body to do stuff (eg right foot forward).

      Not to mention that "the brain has infinite space" is simply not true. The brain is a finite collection of neurons. There is only so much space in any one person's head. Would you expect, say, a mouse to be able (physically) remember the entire works of shakespeare ?

      No of course not, and likewise a single human could never remember the entire collection of literature ever written in the history of humans, the brain just isn't big enough.

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    3. Re:Why? by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Hate to say it, but SDRam has the same problem. Whenever you read the stuff, you have to write it back again ;)

      Not to mention refreshes...

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  51. Sound & Light Censors? by sketerpot · · Score: 1

    The article mentioned censors. Perhaps this is just a typo of "sensors" (I hope so), but if they ever manage to hook up a little computer that won't let me hear "bad" words (I still don't see how they are bad...), I will be very angry.

    1. Re:Sound & Light Censors? by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      haha.. Parents will turn that on. All the kids in school will go around say BEEP this and BEEP that -- using actual beeps just like their parents do.

      Of course, that just means the word BEEP will become the new bad word a few decades from then. We can eliminate the entire language one word at a time this way...

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  52. Math class, porn, AOL IM, and h4x0r1ng abilities.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just slap an Athlon XP in my brain and I can finally do better on math tests than my ACT-math score of 23 indicates!

    Calc 3? Ha - all the problems for the whole semester, done in 1 minute! Bring on Differential Equations!

    And when I'm done, I can have porn sent to directly to my brain via an 802.11b ISP. Hopefully my brain will be running Konqueror as the browser so I can block all those damn pop-up ads...

    Then, after pleasuring myself and getting an "A" in Calc3, I'll load up BrainAIM and send my friends telepathic IM's!

    Then on to BrainIRC, where I can h4x0r somebody else's mind and get their passwords even if they're memorized! Or run a DDOS (mind control a bunch of people) on somebody else and turn them into a passed out lump on the ground until their brain gets rebooted...

  53. Uhh, one slight problem by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    seeing as the Central Nervous System is miles of neruons...usually a boost is needed to power most circuits.

    Where would you put the plug?

    Uh...forget I asked.

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  54. Similar stuff.... by aiken_d · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Michael Colicos, the guy over at qflux.net, has been working on something similar in his day job; in fact, his work will be on the cover of the Novebmer 30 issue of Cell (probably the most pristigous biology journal).

    Colicos also has a series of "virtual intelligence" programs and screensavers (win32 only, unfortunately) that do some interesting stuff.

    Cheers
    -b

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  55. WE ARE THE BORG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will be assimilated. Discussion is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.

  56. I just hope... by achurch · · Score: 2

    ... they remember to mount a scratch monkey.

  57. It appears Sun is already ahead of us... by Stenpas · · Score: 0
    So I click to "read more" and the first thing I see is this Sun banner.

    I'm afraid.

  58. hmmmm this isn't good by Anonymous+Butthead · · Score: 1

    So, now what will happen when my electronic half gives me a blue screen? Or what will happen when i need to upgrade my brain? Will I need to call up Microslft and give them a reason?? Man this stuff is really starting to scare me!

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  59. So does this mean by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    if i think of a song I like, mentally convert it using iThoughts (provided it does not wipe my brain from the install scri...) or WMP (Windows Mind Player) does that mean my mind is a circumvention device that can be removed via a court order by the RIAA?

    Oddly enough I see a Luddite or a Windows user tapping them selves furiously on the forhead trying to launch a program.
    Or if something goes wrong, these same people abuse the equipment (smacking a monitor)...now they will take their aggression on the "real faulty" device...them.

    PEBETE, a new tech acronym...Problem Exists Between Ear To Ear.

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  60. Who's going to try this first? by F34RL3SS+L34D3R · · Score: 1
    Yea, just what I want. The first time windows blue screens while you're connected, you have a permanent BSOD picture in your vision. There's also the problem of Linux kernel compatiblity. I figure kernel v.3.0 should be compat.

    Never underestimate the power of denial.

  61. Who modded this a troll? by brunes69 · · Score: 2

    Gimme a break. /.'s Groupthink is really annoying. I really DO wish the editors payed a ttention to stuff that's been posted before.

    1. Re:Who modded this a troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree totally.

      how can i stop this complaint from being a troll and get someone to actually pay attention?

      I'm *sick* of the lack of quality of slashdot and its *annoying* that the staff is doing *nothing* to improve the quality. Can someone please explain to me why they can't do something as simple as stopping duplicate stories?

  62. If you thought by jokercito · · Score: 1

    trolls were abundand in these parts with a keyboard interface just you wait.
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  63. What about reboots? by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

    Something I'm curious is...how exactly is the hardware started up? You can't exactly reset a brain, how do you hook something electrical to it without harming it while it is working?

  64. You forgot one thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no spoon.

    1. Re:You forgot one thing... by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1

      @create $thing named Spoon There is now.

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  65. Hey, guys? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    Feel like saving some storage space and just copying the comments from the old story over to this one? I mean, how many people will really notice that the BSOD in the brain jokes and the Borg jokes are in the wrong order?

  66. just neeurons not thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just because they can hook up to neurons etc doesnt mean that they can process thoughts.



    Yes they will be able to process specific signals sent by the brain. But there is still a barrier between our understanding of the brain and the subconcious.


    I dont think our brains privacy will be impacted.


    A more likely scenario would be if a hacker type person would be able to make you start waving your arms and look like you're having a fit at random intervals through your neurons.

  67. Resistance is futile.... by mshiltonj · · Score: 0

    ... I think you know the rest.

  68. It is inevitable . . . by div_2n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the goals of pushing the technological envelope is to remove and overcome bottlenecks to any process. We have seen bottlenecks overcome in the past. One example is punch cards. Having to point and click or type is just another bottleneck that will eventually be alleviated.

    The merging of humans and computers has been a process long in the making. Computers operate in binary and humans operate in a complex visual world. The original computers had to be operated bit by bit. Eventually command-line made it to the scene. Then GUI's made an appearance. Then VR was realized. There aren't too many steps left to place interaction directly to the brain level.

    I only have one major fear about it. The brain has thus far been a closed system. We don't really know how vulnerable it is. It might sound crazy, but I don't think it entirely impossible that we will find that a brain is easily controlled or exploited once a link is established.

    Of course, that is my opinion founded in pure hypothetical so it must be taken completely at a casual value as such.

  69. Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just hope they don't port Windows over to it. "Your brain has performed an illegal operation" or better yet "Stop 0x0000007B UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP".

  70. Time Travel Ltd. by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2
    Tomorrow's Slashdot headlines today!

    1. New Microsoft worm
      Posted by CmdrTaco on Mon 26 Nov 11:26 AM
      from the neener-neener dept.

      FrickinIdiot writes: Slashdot is reporting on a new Microsoft worm (big surprise). A new unnamed worm has been released and, once again, Microsoft software is the target. More specifically, this new worm targets Microsoft SQL servers with no administrator passwords set. Once the server is infected, it logs onto Internet Relay Chat (IRC) servers and is ready to receive commands and act accordingly. What I thnk is anyone still using Microsoft software desrves what they get.

      ( Read More... 70 of 269 comments )

    Yes, folks, this is an actual Slashdot headline from tomorrow! Note the clues: Lack of respect for users of Microsoft software, direct cut-n-paste from the submitted article without attribution, small typos in the editorial comments and of course a total lack of knowledge about what was posted the day before on the front page.

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  71. The role of Open Souce (Was: Scary possibilities) by giessel · · Score: 1

    It is clear that the trend of computing is not bigger and better, but smaller and better. In the last 50 years computing has gone from mainframes to PCs to PDAs. This type of research is incredibly important- when you can communicate with a computer outside of your body, then you simply need to wait until the promises of nanotechnology and quantum computing are fulfilled reduce the computer to the point that we can bring it inside our bodies. Coupled with wireless technology and a more robust, more encompassing internet, one that is the main conduit for all media.... Wow. Voice/Text/Video communication, ANYWHERE. Access to news, literature, music, all information, ANYWHERE. The future of computing is seamless and transparent on a scale that we can't imagine yet. This research is a step in this direction.

    The issues with this type of computing and communication power are greater than we have ever dealt with before. An adage in computer science is that hardware and software are basically the same thing, software is a slower and more flexible emulation of what hardware can accomplish. As our hardware becomes wetware, and more and more powerful, software will begin to be all of computing. So, I feel that it is critical that this software be open source, that everyone owns it. For all the same reasons that I use open source software on my computer now, I will want to use open source software to run the computer of the future, the one that interacts on a neural level. If we have all the code, we can control to a great extent the ads, the hacking, external control, etc etc. Thoughts?

    To this end, I am an undergrad studying computer science and biochemistry. I don't know if this type of technology will be available in my lifetime, but then again, we went from not have airplanes to landing on the moon in 66 years. All computing technology has happened in less than the span of a lifetime. I'm optimistic that with enough conscious people involved in this technology, that we can overcome the many pitfalls and downsides, and harness these ideas in positive and innovative ways!

    Also- does anyone know of any other universities that are doing research of this type? I am really interesting in this and nanotechnology. I've been looking around, but I was wondering if anyone was involved or knew of any institutions doing research of this kind. Thanks!

  72. Microsoft Bash for the day. by loraksus · · Score: 2

    Gives Blue Screen of Death a whole new meaning.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Bash for the day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, wow, just imagine a Beowulf cluster of brains! No matter how stupid, each one would make some contribution.

  73. Better Think Twice by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Better think twice before you buy that 'l33t w3tw4r3'. Just because you can use your arms and legs with the greatest of ease doesn't mean you can use a cybernetic one that well. After all, most of us were born with them, so don't expect that level of control instantly. Also, any other wetware would be the same. Imagine trying to run with a cyber leg, when the cyber leg moves a hell of a lot faster than the normal one..

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  74. Re:Upgrades? [OT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Doko ni datte; hito wa, tsunegette iru

    Just so you know, your sig is full of errors. Japanese doesn't have semicolons, you can't put a comma after a phrase particle like wa, and tsunegeru isn't a word; I think you mean tsunagatte iru. So that should be: Doko ni datte, hito wa tsunagatte iru.

  75. can you imagine... by Patrick+Cable+II · · Score: 1

    ... a beowulf cluster of these?

    It had to be said ;-)
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    Patrick Cable II

  76. Yuk yuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Circuit City will have to rename itself to Wet Circuit City.

    Maybe Sony can pursue a new line of portable stereos: "Integrates with your cat or dog with a simple Neurostick tranceiver. Now you can force your cat dance to your favorite music!"

  77. Ok, question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do we use this to proliferate the Pr0n?

  78. Best place for studying this field by hubs99 · · Score: 1

    I would love to go into this sort of thing and was wondering if people knew of any graduate programs in this field working with the interaction of cells and electronics. Any advice or the such on the field would be much appreciated.

    Thanks

  79. Eva! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could just dunk ourselves in LCL and pilot giant robo-beasts

    you'll never need to look for a parking space again *Smash*

  80. M5- Dr. Daystom herre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human engrams onto silicon, or was it the other way? Never mind, that technician simply got in the way of M5 when it needed to draw power from the warp core. We always have an open air conduit when transferring antimatter and all that stuff..............

  81. Yeah, it seems cool... by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 2

    ...that is, until someone cracks into you and stops your heart. Then it sucks tremendously.

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    Washington, DC: It's like Hollywood for ugly people.

  82. Wrong. by ghjm · · Score: 1

    What you're saying is true, as far as it goes. There have been many examples of people claiming that something is impossible, only to have it eventually achieved. But there have also been many examples of people claiming that something is possible, only to have it eventually understood not to be. For example, Newtonian mechanics was a revolutionary change to our understanding of the world; conceptually, it led to a 'clockwork universe' where, if you could only know the position and velocity of all particles, you would be able to project backwards and forwards and know everything about the past and future; in other words, all information about all past and future states of the universe is contained within the current state. It was therefore reasonable to suppose, and many educated people *did* suppose, that within some reasonable amount of time, we would be able to view or even travel to the past or the future - H. G. Wells' time machine is firmly rooted in this tradition.

    Then came the 20th century; Einstein, Heisenburg, etc. In our new understanding of the world, there is no such thing as 'the state of the universe' and certainly no expectation that you can look forwards or backwards into the future or the past, or even look at the present with any great degree of certainty. As a result, nobody seriously suggests that time travel is possible any more.

    It is a logical fallacy to argue that because many similar propositions have been shown to be false, that *this* proposition will turn out to be false. The feasibility or lack of same involved in heavier-than-air flight, human cloning, and neural-computer interfaces are totally independent of each other.

    As usual, the interesting technological possibilities that we "can't quite do" turn out to be wrapped around deep philosophical questions. In this case, prior to establishing a neural-computer interface that truly 'reads our thoughts' you would have to identify exactly where thoughts come from, how they occur, and so forth - incidentally proving or disproving the existence of the soul in the process, most likely. Do you really think this will happen?

    -Graham

  83. effects on memory by Technodummy · · Score: 2


    Humans rely on memory a lot, day to day, but also things like being a witness in court. As so many things become easy to forge (photos, recorded voices etc), are we in danger of losing our legal system?

    If all physical evidence can be faked, and all mental evidence can be faked, are we left with anything?

  84. Re:Auditory implants already exist by captin+nod · · Score: 1


    The bionic ear has been around for many, many years now.

    It was pioneered by an aussie company, Cochlear. It works by using an electrode to directly stimulate the receptors inside the cochlear.

    A small implant is inserted under the skin behind the ear, the electrode run into the cochlea via a small hole drilled in the skull. There are no wires that leave the body; the device recieves data and power via an unobtrusive induction coil which is simply clipped on to hair near the implant.

    New developments in the area include a plan to stimulate auditory receptors on the brainstem directly, and also development of better sound processing algorithms.

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  85. It's scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homosexual will always try to hack into us. Damn BackOriffice.

  86. Oh....God by Eric+Dizkord · · Score: 1

    Kinda makes you wonder the effects this'll have when people accidently hit Whitehouse.com...
    "cleanup, Isle 3. We have a -brainbrowser-."

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    -Eric Dizkord
    "I always thought Dark Futures had to be in the future
  87. "destroying hardware with wetware" � by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    any attempts to bypass,modify,copy, or reverse engineer wetware are violations of WIPO and DMCA

  88. connected to brain cells vs conn. to nerve cells by beh · · Score: 1

    The idea behind connecting electronics is mainly an idea of adding/repairing sensory information or giving meaning to the brains output (in terms of say artificial muscle movement).

    Connecting electronics into the brain could have more far reaching possibilities, like - maybe in the future either inhibit certain reactions or actually taking part in the brains' decision making process (or other internal processes of the brain).

    I can already see M$ thinking of a first application for this: "You can't handle money? Fine, we have a brain module for you, that makes sure you don't spend more than you earn"... Of course they won't tell you, that in the future (except for anything to maintain your basic life), all of your money will be spent on more M$ products... ;)

    On the other hand - M$ writing modules for the brain, wouldn't that give the term "blue eyes" a whole new meaning? Or where else would they project yours truly's blue screen... ;)

  89. do you really want this ? by polar+red · · Score: 0

    Imagine being able to give your computer a piece of your mind Imagine having to give the computer a piece of your mind. A computer with windows vxg2020 ... controlled from Redmond.

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    Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
  90. KF superstar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, if we just convinced Jet Li to put some of those in his head, and if we convinced ourselves to put some in our own heads, then...

    EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING,
    those kicks were fast as lightning.

    Scheisse, dass wurde spass machen.

  91. Diamond Age by tjackson · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just finished Diamond Age about 5 minutes ago. Go read it. NOW.

    The reason I say this is because in this masterpiece work by Neal Stephenson, one of the focuses of the book is on a society of 'Drummers', a group of people connected with wetware. They have nanosites circulating in their bloodstream, and they use the hosts' brain in... well... I would tell you, but it's kinda a major plot element. Go read this book.

    P.S.: I would pay large amounts of money to be able to do what mgkimsal2 says. (without the ads, of course.

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  92. Methods of Learning by vulg4r_m0nk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Security issues aside, having a networked brain and the capacity to access an unlimited wealth of information is surely my wettest dream. However, getting from the point of attaching neurons to computer circuits to the point of downloading knowledge a la the Matrix ("Now I know how to fly a huey, yahoo!") is a much harder problem.

    The human brain 1) develops over many many years and throughout that time develops patterns unique to the individual's experiences; and 2) it develops in relation to a body via which it interacts with the world. This is why so much CogSci research focuses on the issue of "embodiment". The paradigm of brain as discursive controller is fading away in favor an emphasis on the role of the physical (both body and environment) in what we typically regard as cognition. (See Being There by Andy Clark for an amazing read).

    Given this, knowledge, especially knowledge that manifests in physical behavior, must either be "installed" in a manner highly sensitive to the idiosyncracies of the person, or through a long period in which the body and brain are trained to work together on a problem. Therefore, I don't think it's all that plausible to instantaneously know how to fly a huey, to drive a car, to type, etc.. As someone else observed, we'll see this technology used in prosthetics far sooner than we'll have Matrix/Johny Mnemonic style scenarios.

  93. Wrong way round. by Lerc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine being able to give your computer a piece of your mind

    Imagine being able to give your mind a piece of of your computer.

    Read "The Peace War" - Vernor Vinge
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  94. Nights Dawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds of Peter F. Hamilton's "Nights Dawn" trilogy and his concept of "neural nanonics"...

  95. since humans are animals this is classified as.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    linking humans to semiconductors would be animal cruelty why aren't the animal activists protesting this.

  96. Race between Bio and Mechanical by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 2

    It is fascinating how biotechnology (e.g., cloning, stem cells, etc) is racing toward replacing body parts while strictly mechanical solutions are racing toward the same goal (e.g., self contained heart, silicon/neural interfaces). Unlike clockwork hearts vs biological replacements where the biological replacement is without doubt the ultimate fix, silicon enhancements of the brain offer possibilities that natural neuron solutions cannot achieve such as 100% precision for mathematical calculations at high speed.

    Gives silicon augmentation a new meaning. People will start looking for small scars under the ears and hairline for proof that someone's intelligence is not "natural."

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  97. hmmmm... do we get heatsinks with these?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Well.. Its either Hannibal Lector, OR Johnny has overclocked his CPU again...

  98. I _want_ this!! by X-Nc · · Score: 1

    Man, who among us that's read Gibson and Stephens doesn't want this? I want the direct link to the net. And no, I'm not worried about someone cracking into the link. Do you have any idea how powerfull a firewall/ids the human brain is? Besides, I'd put OpenBSD or Linux in front of it anyway. :-)

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  99. More practical notes by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    Okay, all of the cool sci fi babble aside, there are a couple of reasons that it might be very difficult to make this - head computers - work.

    Firstly, you need space to put the head computer. Dishing out even a thimble full of gray matter has consequences we understand but-poorly; while it's been done in some people who seem okay, there are forms of cognitive damage that are subtle enough (on the verge of what we can objectively detect) that I wouldn't rule out (possibly very subjective) damage from making space for the thing. Hollowing out a section of the skull has it's own associated problems.

    There's a big problem with inflammation. A significant number of people are going to be very allergic to whatever material you make your components out of! Low level brain inflammation is very, very bad, in the long run. If there's a "datajack" (an external wire-port for headware from Shadowrun) bacteria are going to try and crawl up it (my now deceased hydrocephallic elder brother needed a procedure called a Shunt, a tube, to drain his brain of fluid. It caused a number of very nasty CNS infections, and it was very very carefully monitered.) These bacteria, even if they never cause full blown CNS gangrene, which is going to happen in some small percentage of.. er.. patients (cyborgs?) are going to further aggravate your inflammation problem, which is a chronic disorder associated with significant reductions in life expectancy and, shudder, organ failure. If there's a 0.01% chance that this toy is going to turn you into a vegetable in 20 years, how many people do you think will go for it?

    The surgical procedure to install the things cannot, for example, kill the nerve cell you're trying to plant electrodes on 0.01% of the time, either.

    Given all of this, would you want to be the first person this toy was tested on? Given that there's no medical need for the process generally (I can see efforts made to use this to "repair" the mentally retarded) how would you justify the experimental form of the procedure to the AMA?

    Finally, in order for these toys to be better than typing-with-electrodes-in-your-muscles, which is a cute trick but not worth the risks I've outlined above, they have to be able to interface with and understand your thoughts, memories, senses or emotions etc., at least on some rudimentary level. In order to do that, we need not-just-one but several major advances in neurobiology. Okay, we now know how to moniter input from and give input to a biological nerve cell - this was always the little technological hurdle in making this sort of toy - the highjump is in which of your billions of nerve cells we attach it to, and why. Since it isn't even going to be the same in every person, not precisely, this is a doubly tall order.

    I wouldn't hold your breath.

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  100. Do we really want this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider recent articles here where software programming was an art. There were other older articles mentioning the poor quality of software. Do we really want people to become a vegetable that continuously mutters something about segmentation faults and core dumps?

  101. Cool by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    This means, when the bells in my head go off, the phone call is *really* for me, not one of my stinky kids.

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    Political discussion for a new world

  102. Right. No, Wrong. I mean, wrong to your wrong. by 3Ball · · Score: 1

    I don't like your all-too-sure-of-yourself attitude. Who knows? Maybe someone will disprove Einstein. After all, it's never safe in science to worship anything. All I'm saying is, it's safer to say something's possible than that it's impossible. If you spend your life working on something that's impossible, you will be outcast, or, worse, killed like those heretics who thought the world might be round of all things. On the other hand, if you spend your life working on something that's possible and just never achieve it, you can still be considered respectable if also a bit wacky. I say, in the interest of all remotely possible progress, that we assume everything to be possible, eventually. Thought reading through advanced neuronal interfaces or otherwise, or even time travel, can only be said to be extremely improbable until we find a way of becoming omniscient. And then who needs microcircuitry?

  103. I want this bad. by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've been thinking about these kinds of devices for a while now. Getting the chip to physically interface with a neuron is not actually that tricky. Getting the interface to communicate data bidirectionally in a meaningful way is an entirely different prospect.

    One technique that could be used is an artificial neural net that is trained to be a transducer between wetspace and chipspace. This NN would sit between the microchip and the neural interface, translating signals to and from the two domains.

    The only thing that would be left to do is to train your own brain (learn, basically) to interface with the chip. This might be difficult, or it might be easy. Biofeedback is actually a very good technique and it could be used in this arena as well.

    I wonder what the first true brain/chip interface would do. I have a lot of trouble putting names to faces I've only met a few times. It would be nice to look at a face, and suddenly be aware of the name because my little computer looked it up for me.

    I can think of plenty other applications. You could do evil-complex math in your head, or visualize anything you want with total realism (ok, maybe some people might abuse that ;) What else?

  104. BSOD takes on another whole meaning! by unix+guy · · Score: 2

    Just so long as it doesn't run a Microsoft OS. A Blue Screen of Death is something I would SURELY want to avoid!!!

    --Experience is what you get when you are expecting something else--

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    "Straddling the sword of technology..."
  105. No waaay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is too much. Even though I invented the Internet, I'm leaning more and more towards getting that log cabin in the Ozarks with two mules and no electricity. All you cyborgs stay off'n my property!

  106. Re:connected to brain cells vs conn. to nerve cell by blair1q · · Score: 2

    Connecting to the brain has two applications:

    1. Input
    2. Output

    Unless we figure out how to format information for usable presentation to the brain, or understand brain output with more bandwidth than morse code, "jacking in" won't be worth much.

    The Neurophone bypasses the afferent mechanics of the middle ear, but really seems to have just stimulated the afferent mechanics of the cochlea, so it's not so much a "neuro" phone as a possible eardrum replacement. I'd put up a link, but they're mostly naff, either trying to profit from the quackery aspects of the device, or failing to understand the device when ragging on it.

    Experiments with occipital lobe array implants are much more promising.

    Efferent studies so far involve biofeedback and using biofeedback to move a mouse. Here at are some links. But like I said, this technology is about as exciting as an omelette bar at a rodeo.

    --Blair

  107. Jellyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiots, the term is jellyware. It was in use before most of you kiddies were born