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Is Hacking Cars a Thing of the Past?

PhotoGuy asks: "I went to install a remote car starter in our Honda last week, which used to be kind of an elegant hack (like a controlled hot-wiring of your car), only to find out that additional expensive parts and modules were required, due to the anti-theft system on the vehicle, where the car's computer would not let it start, unless it received the right code from the magnetic encoding on the key! In order to install a car starter, you have to actually put a spare key to the vehicle *in* the add-on module to let the car starter do it's thing. Yeah, that makes me more comfortable, leaving a key installed the remote car starter. That sucker went back to the store pretty quickly, that's way too much work, when a dealership can do it for me. Is the slight reduction in risk of theft of your vehicle, worth that much loss of freedom of choice and control?"

"Ever since electronic ignitions, and especially ones controlled by computers, it seems the "hackability" and user-maintainability of cars has been declining. Your neighborhood grease monkey can't do much to a modern car without a bunch of electronic gear interfacing to the car's computer. It's almost a little anti-competitive.

Carbeurators, and the other mechanical systems which were fairly standard and visible and self-evident, really seem to be the equivalent of "open source", while the new computer-based systems seem to be more closed and proprietary. I know in the early days of cars with computers, there were third party ROM upgrades for performance tweaking; I'm guessing that's falling by the wayside more and more, as these systems get more and more complex.

It almost seems like a Microsoft-like statement, to tell you they're doing all of this to reduce theft, while really they're doing it to ensure you are forced into coming back to their dealerships..."

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  1. Their goal... by smaug195 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Is to make more money for the dealers. I think that we are moving into many diffrent incompatible car computers that all are worked diffrently so a mechanic cant service more then 1 or 2 diffrent types. Bringing about the death of independent mechanics and the rise of the dealerships. Then again I could be paranoid.

    1. Re:Their goal... by saider · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not too paranoid. Dealerships make a lot of their money servicing cars. Granted, most of the money comes from the parent company for warranty work. But this practice will not be opposed because there is a lot of money to be made.

      1) End user maintenance. Why can't the car tell you why the check engine light is on? Because the dealers want you to come down to the shop and pay them $40 just to do a diagnosis.

      2) Mechanics will get the machines that they need to read the computer codes. The car companies make money indirectly by working with the folks who build these boxes. The mechanics make money because they can charge somebody $40 because a light came on.

      #2 really burns me. The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.

      Once my car is paid for, I'm going to set out to develop a replacement computer of my own design - Just to spite those guys. If anyone is interested or knows where I can get info on the Ford 4.6L engine, please let me know. I've got the shop manuals, and they do a pretty good job of describing the signals coming from the equipment. The next step is to design the hardware. OpenCar anyone? No...wait...that's a lousy name. How about RagTop?

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    2. Re:Their goal... by TwoStep · · Score: 5, Informative

      That "black-box" is available. Check this out. The whole rant is sort of flawed, because there is actually a standard for car diagnostic interfaces, called ODB-2. I had a link to the documentation, but can't find it right now.

      Twostep

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    3. Re:Their goal... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Informative
      > Why can't the car tell you why the check engine light is on? Because the dealers want you to come down to the shop and pay them $40 just to do a diagnosis.

      Maddest props to Chrysler for making their diagnostic codes end-user accessible.

      Saved me a bundle being able to walk into a good mechanic's shop and saying "Diagnostic code XX, friggin' oxygen sensor."

    4. Re:Their goal... by Leven+Valera · · Score: 3, Informative
      #2 really burns me. The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.

      Actually, for GM, some Ford, and Chrysler cars at least, you can get the AutoTap which is a OBDII to RS232 serial adapter combo which lets you get engine parameters in real time from the computer.

      Cheers,
      LV
      (owner of a 400hp TransAm with n2o injection)
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    5. Re:Their goal... by Pyrosz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These guys sell a generic OBDII scan tool for your Palm or Handspring Visor PDA for $329.

      On the whole "their making it more complex to make more money for dealers issue", its not even close to that. They make it more complex by adding computer controls to get finer control of the car. Mechanical switches and valves are not as good (emissions, gas mpg, etc..) as computer controlled (electronic) ones. I have a feeling a lot of geeks don't even change their own oil let a lone do something like change an engine. Please go to a local net forum about cars and read a little.

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    6. Re:Their goal... by Dr_Auknix · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are finding it hard to modify your car because of limitations in the engine management system, just replace it. Most drag racer using fuel injection will convert to something like the Felpro/Speed Pro engine management system. Here is one of many links from google; http://force-efi.com/felpro.htm This is slightly off topic as most cars have a seperate system for things like anti theft, climate control, etc, and another system for handling the data from sensors and delivering spark and fuel accordingly.

    7. Re:Their goal... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      #2 really burns me. The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.
      $30 gadgets usually are available at the likes of Checker and AutoZone that plug into the diagnostic connector and give a readout of whatever the computer's whining about. Even better than that, though, is that with some models, all you really need is a piece of wire jammed into the appropriate terminals on the connector. Do this and turn on the ignition, and the trouble codes will be blinked out on the "check engine" light (like the beep codes your computer's BIOS spits out when your video card goes on the fritz). Odds are that's all the $30 gadget does anyway.
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    8. Re:Their goal... by dbrower · · Score: 2
      1) End user maintenance. Why can't the car tell you why the check engine light is on? Because the dealers want you to come down to the shop and pay them $40 just to do a diagnosis.

      2) Mechanics will get the machines that they need to read the computer codes. The car companies make money indirectly by working with the folks who build these boxes. The mechanics make money because they can charge somebody $40 because a light came on.

      Right, but wrong set of conspirators.

      The OBD II system was mandated by the Feds, not the manufacturers or the dealers. The Feds required that the diagnostics not be readable by mere mortals. The reason was to keep bozos with screwdrivers from mucking with emissions-sensitive stuff. Requiring knowledge of where the standard OBD II connector is on the car, and presence of an OBD II reader is an intentional barrier to clowns who don't really know what they are doing.

      It is a known unfortunate side effect that it requires you to take it someplace qualified every time the 'check engine' light comes on. This doesn't need to be a dealer. This was seen as an acceptable tradeoff by those nasty bureucrats.

      There are now plenty of OBD II readers now available reasonably cheap for those who want the visibility.

      It's better now than it was before OBD II, because there were lots of different diagnostic systems, and it was more expensive for 3rd party garages to get a set of readers that would work with everything. With OBD II, one box works for all cars. That is one of the reasons they've gotten cheap.

      -dB

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    9. Re:Their goal... by Trekologer · · Score: 2

      2) Mechanics will get the machines that they need to read the computer codes. The car companies make money indirectly by working with the folks who build these boxes. The mechanics make money because they can charge somebody $40 because a light came on.

      Unless it has changed dramaticlly since '95 (which I suppose it hasn't), you can read the computer codes with an electronic multimeter.

      That's right, the "secret codes" are read with the piece of equipment that should be standard on every good geek's toolbox.

      As for your specific question, I've got a Ford 4.6L engine (Grand Marq, baby!) and my Hayes repair manual has three pages of the codes (under $20 at Pep Boys). It would be trivial to write a program that takes the engine computer signals as input, look the signal up in a database, and spits out that the code means and how you could fix it. If you wanted to get flashy and have pictures and animations, you could do that, too.

  2. People Still Use Car Alarms? by Zapaanese.Whore · · Score: 4, Funny


    Does anyone even use those things anymore?

    I mean, let's face it, when you hear a car alarm go off, do you even *LOOK* in that direction? I know I don't.

    And even if I saw someone with a jimmy, the hood up, wires sticking out and a .45 in his back pocket, would I do anything? Of course not. Why should I? It's not *MY* car.

    All car alarms do now is annoy people.

    Oh and give kids a something to throw snowballs at during winter ;)

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    1. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Nos. · · Score: 4, Informative
      Its not an alarm. Its an anti-theft device which is not the same thing. A lot (most?) new cars are coming with these now. I didn't know Hondas did, but GM and VW both have these "key readers" that will not allow the vehicle to start without receiving a (magnetic|electrical|???) signal from the key.

      My car, a '99 Olds Alero, has the same thing. It's a nice feature, especially considering I live in the car theft capital of Canada (Regina). It can be a pain for things like car starters and getting extra keys made, but overall I like the idea.

    2. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      Ahh, Saskatchewan. Sit back with a cold one, and watch your dog run away for hours.

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    3. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by lizrd · · Score: 4, Informative

      The GM device you refer to is really pretty simple. The little "chip" embedded in the key is just a resistor. The ignition switch contains a simple ohmmeter that checks to see if the proper key has been inserted, if not it disables the fuel pump for a few minutes. This link explains a bit about how it works. a bit of Google searching will turn up lots more links that describe the system.

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    4. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by alexburke · · Score: 2

      I don't know squat about GM (I'm an import bigot), but Honda's Immobilizer keys aren't nearly that simple.

      There's an RFID tag inside the plastic key handle, which is read by the reading ring around the keyhole.

      If you have the wrong key (not just a non-Immobilizer key, but any different key) in there (if the code it gets back from the key doesn't match what it's expecting), then the system won't activate the fuel injectors. The fuel pump therefore has nothing to do with it (since it can be easily powered by jumpering it to battery/ground).

      Honda's Immobilizer keys have no electrical contacts whatsoever -- it's all done by induction. In fact, if you have more than one Immobilizer key on your keyring, the reader can pick up both, preventing the car from starting. (This only really happens if they're right next to each other on a small keyring, since the reading range is really short.)

      If you're interested in this stuff, drop me an email.

    5. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by alexburke · · Score: 2
      FWIW, if you want to add/replace keys on a Honda with an Immobilizer system (I think all Honda models manufactured now include it standard), you need a Vetronix Mastertech (Honda has a branded one called the Honda PGM Tester) with a special software card available only to Honda dealers.

      If you're adding or replacing a key, no problem -- you only need the password for the software card. However, any keys not present during reprogramming will no longer start the engine (so a corrupt dealer can't add a key without you noticing).

      The "All Keys Lost" condition requires a 4-digit code which is:
      • Keyed to the vehicle's VIN
      • Changes every 24 hours (so the Mastertech's clock must be set correctly!)
      • Available only from Hondacom/Hondanet (Honda's dealer-only info system)


        • There's also a 5-digit code which cannot be changed (it's a hash of the VIN, since replacing the ECM/PCM doesn't change the code [the VIN is programmed into the replacement at install-time]). This code is entered with the brake pedal, and will override the vehicle's immobilizer function until the vehicle's engine has been off for 10 minutes. It must then be re-entered.

          Again, if this interests you in the least, email me. :)
  3. other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    well, I, for one, don't mind losing that kind of 'freedom and control' if it helps the deployment of ignition technologies to keep non-safe drivers out of cars: breathalizer, driver licence check, etc

    to me, it is absolutely criminal that cars are not mandated to have at least some level of drunkdriving prevention. dunno if that would get in the way of alternative security systems, but if it does .. well, lets just say that the average human is a little too attached to their car in the first place :)

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    1. Re:other ignition technologies by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      I guess you must be one of the people that will run an underground garage that will disable or bypass these systems, for the right price.

      Never push for a law unless you think about the huge criminal market it might create.

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    2. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      sure, if you WANT to do something, you can. you always can

      My theory is that a significant portion of drunk drivers only feel comfortable driving dunk when they are .. guess what .. drunk. So I would say, sure, underground garages might spring up, but if we found out that the vast majority of cases were people who get in their cars while they are drunk, but wouldn't feel morally comfy with getting such after-market illegal alterations done, then its very much worth it.

      as always, it comes down to the numbers, but the drunk drivers I know wouldn't feel comfortable with using such services. basically, they just 'assume' when they are drunk that they arn't, hop in their car, and go ... because they can, and we still havn't reached the point where its easy to amass social support for not getting in a car after having one or two extra beers in that grey area that you can't 'feel', but numerically contributes to drunk driving.

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    3. Re:other ignition technologies by isorox · · Score: 2

      Yep, and you've just saved a mans life, are you really bothered about the $100 ticket?

      However how about when the idiot behind you pulls in 3 inches from your rear bumper - you speed up to the limit + 5 to get away and you get fined. Great.

    4. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      I dont advocate that level of control for all the reasons above: there are lots of valid reasons why you have to make traffic infractions.

      Hell, I failed my first drivers license test because I didn't go over the speed limit to merge on the highway safely.

      However, I challenge anyone to come up with a list of 10 legitamite reasons for drunk driving.

      Also note that the breathalizer could be set at a most-serious-infraction level; just to stop the hammered people. Thus, you would still keep the responsibility and control in the hands of people who are in the 'grey area', if you want to keep the rights zealots at bay. (Of which I am one of them.)

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    5. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Ah, what lovely unthought out rhetoric!

      You can do all of the activities you described in a moderate and responsible way. You cannot drive a car when you are HAMMERED in a responsible way, or for any legimate reason.

      You're right tho. Actually, we shouldn't even have licences. We should just say: "If you want to drive a car, just make sure you're responsible about it!"

      Next time, try explaining your argument, and pondering the context of your examples a little more before jumping into a limp rhetoric rage.

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    6. Re:other ignition technologies by ethereal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember seeing an example of one of these systems on a "reality" TV show - they showed the cops remotely deactivating the fleeing car's engine. Of course, my first thought was: what happens when hackers figure out the frequency and the protocol and start deactivating cars on the freeway? I won't accept something like that on my car - my vehicle will be under my control, or it will be under no one's control.

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    7. Re:other ignition technologies by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2

      So, if I just took some cough medicine, so that I can stop coughing long enough to drive, I probably wouldn't be able to drive the car? I'm not sure how much a breathalyzer needs to detect, but I would wager this scenario could possibly trip it.

    8. Re:other ignition technologies by Tassach · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Sure, let's treat everyone like criminals because the might do somthing bad. Hell, while we're at it let's put speed governers in everyone's car so nobody can drive too fast. Let's put in proximity sensors to force them to slow down if they are tailgating someone. Let's put in a system to shut off the engine if they run a red light. Let's mandate GPS transponders and surveillance devices in all vehicles so the government can track our every move.



      I have no problem with installing a breathalizer in the car of someone who has been convicted of DUI/DWI, but it's totally unacceptable to require it of someone who has not even been accused, let alone convicted, of a crime.

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    9. Re:other ignition technologies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That's all fine and good, but the original question still remains: Why are we being forced to go to a dealership (referred to as SATAN by the email-digest I subscribe to for my '92 Eagle Talon), to upgrade that which we could do by ourselves if stupid digital controls to limit what we can do were not put in place?

      My car's turbo boost guage is wildly inaccurate because the computer feeds it averages of the boost, not a straight reading from the turbo itself. Thankfully, I can buy an aftermarket boost guage, install it properly, and get accurate readings without circumventing the computer. This makes it much easier for me to diagnose problems with my car in the future as I have accurate readings from the turbo, not averages.

      This idea goes for all kinds of other areas of my car, as well as other cars. Besides, the driving tests here in America suck huge hairy ones! There are so many clueless drivers, without knowledge of how to actually drive a car, on the roads because of it. Just like most of the other perfectly good laws in this country (like no drunk driving laws) - if we could enforce 'em with more manpower, we wouldn't need ever more restrictive laws in the first place.

    10. Re:other ignition technologies by (H)elix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, I challenge anyone to come up with a list of 10 legitamite reasons for drunk driving.

      10) Natural selection?

    11. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      C'mon, think! Think! And stop grasping at stereotypes, buddy! I'm my own man, and think differently than each person here. There are other Big Bother-esque every freedoms I would fight to the death to preserve (such as smoking pot, watch

      How the hell is it Big Brother if I WANT it, and will gladly accept it if over 50% of the other people in my country WANT it? Don't confusing WANTING it with tolerating being told to accept it if I disagree with it.

      And if so, where does that leave you? Against democracy?

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    12. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      I'd agree if drunk drivers only hit other drunk drivers. :)

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    13. Re:other ignition technologies by Zoop · · Score: 2

      In New York or some such place, they have a breathalyzer ignition that can be installed on your car by a judge's order as part of your sentence for drunk driving. Pretty clever.

      Making them mandatory? Ugh--sounds a little Big Brotherish, but it does bother me less than an Organ Donor Suppression Law (a.k.a. a Helmet Law).

    14. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Sigh.

      So you agree with:

      - no metal detectors at airports
      - no police at large events
      - etc, etc

      You already, unknowingly, accept many upon many of the above types of measures. They don't make you feel like anyone thinks you are a criminal, because you're USED to them. You know in your head that you have to go through the metal detector, not because they think you're a criminal, but because its a sacrifice you're willing to make to catch the real criminals.

      Don't be a moron. You're essentially saying, whether you like it or not, you won't give up the liberty of not having a breathalizer in your car to catch the true criminals?

      I'm not even sure what liberty is involved here .. the freedom to not feel like a habitual drunk driver everytime you get in your car? what freedom are you giving up? your freedom to drink and drive? do you have a freedom to drink and drive?

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    15. Re:other ignition technologies by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Sure, let's treat everyone like criminals because the might do somthing bad. Hell, while we're at it let's put speed governers in everyone's car so nobody can drive too fast. Let's put in proximity sensors to force them to slow down if they are tailgating someone. Let's put in a system to shut off the engine if they run a red light. Let's mandate GPS transponders and surveillance devices in all vehicles so the government can track our every move.
      You seem to forget that driving is NOT a right, but a mere privilege. So, it is perfetly okay to curtail the exercise of a privilege in order to preserve freedoms, like the freedom of walking home without risking being run over by a rogue driver.
    16. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      I have no problem with installing a breathalizer in the car of someone who has been convicted of DUI/DWI, but it's totally unacceptable to require it of someone who has not even been accused, let alone convicted, of a crime.

      Why? If it's a fair device that's applied equally and doesn't give the government any special power, what's wrong with it?

      For the record, your new car almost certainly has a governor (to keep the engine from bursting into flames), something to slow down people who tailgate would be a great saftey device, and an auto-kill switch to aid in law enforcement would complety eliminate any high-speed chases. (if the cop can tell you to stop ANYWAY, what's wrong with him flipping a switch that kills your enigne for ten minutes and thus *forcing* you to do what you're legally required to do anyway?)

      The "GPS so the gov't can track you" is bad. The "automatic alarm to call help when the car gets into an accident" isn't.

    17. Re:other ignition technologies by monkeydo · · Score: 2
      the drunk drivers I know wouldn't feel comfortable with using such services. basically, they just 'assume' when they are drunk that they arn't, hop in their car, and go ...

      So know they'll 'assume' they aren't drunk, jump in the car. The car will tell them the're drunk and they'll 'assume' the stupid thing is broken and have it disabled for next time.

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    18. Re:other ignition technologies by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Damn it, another person who will trade freedom and control for government regulation. Stop trying to make your moral values into law.

      We dont need more government regulations! We need less government.
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    19. Re:other ignition technologies by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      3rd strike and you lose your license permanently

      You're too naive. Plenty of people drive without a license. Then it becomes a $500 ticket instead of a $200 one. I drove 2 1/2 years without a license ten years ago because I refused to allow the state to make me homeless. If you need to get from Central Jersey to NYC, mass transit is great, so long as you live near a train station. But if you live and/or work in suburbia forget it. You absolutely must drive. When a cop once asked why I was driving without a license I told him, "I won't allow the government to make me lose my job." He gave me a ticket, but let me keep my car, which was a bonus. You'd be surprised at how often you'll hear suspended licenses on a scanner. Its so common, its not even funny. Sometimes I think half of Philadelphia drives without a license.

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    20. Re:other ignition technologies by Javboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because you are use to something doesn't make it right. At the turn of the century most Americans were use to Blacks and Whites being separate, but that wasn't right. People seem to think that technology can solve all of our problems. It can't, as it will always be circumvented. People have to be responsible for their actions. Once they have shown that they aren't, curtail their freedoms. As mentioned in other posts, put the breathalyzer in the car of someone that has committed the crime, not in everyone's car.

    21. Re:other ignition technologies by domc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So...driving is a privilege because they tell you it is, and you believe them? Wake up, and smell the coffee. Many people depend on this so-called privilege to make a living -- should making a living be a privilege?

      Personally, I'm not a big fan of automobiles. I have structured my life in such a way so that I do not require any vehicle beside my feet, and my bicycle.

      I think that most people would be much happier without the pollution, financial burden, endless concrete slabs, and accidents caused by cars, but, I still don't consider cars to be a mere privilege.

      domc

    22. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ahhhhhh .. howcome I'm on the end of a lecture about technology not solving problems. DUH! Metal detectors dont (as we learned) solve problems. They do, however, prevent some. :) Its up to the society to determine at what level a technology can infringe upon the liberty of it's citizens, thats all. I was only saying that by and large, we accept metal detectors. On the other hand, we don't accept nation ID cards. Thats cool! This is what we've decided as a society is acceptable. What I don't understand is why a breathalizer on all cars wouldn't be acceptable provided THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN THAT SOCIETY asked for them.

      I'm not saying the government should be free to impose it; if anything, the fact that they WOULD have to madate and force it today proves that as a society we still want to be able to bend the rules at will based on our senses of responsibility. But that may not be the case in the future ... and thats all I have to say about that!

      BTW, I'm usually the one screaming my head off about not relying on a technology or holding the percieved inferiority or inappropriateness of a given technology accountable for problems and events. About the only thing you can hold all technology for is that they /do/ alter social patterns, always and irrevocably.

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    23. Re:other ignition technologies by Andrewkov · · Score: 2
      Yep, and you've just saved a mans life, are you really bothered about the $100 ticket?

      Only if he refuses to pay the $100..

    24. Re:other ignition technologies by ChadN · · Score: 2
      My theory is that a significant portion of drunk drivers only feel comfortable driving dunk when they are .. guess what .. drunk.

      That is a tautology. Drunk drivers by definition are drunk. The question is, what is the proper definition of "drunk". In California, that definition (0.08 blood alchohol concentration, or lower depending on circumstances) is quite low (IMO). Yet, by MADD's own statistics, MANY more people are killed in "alchohol related accidents", by blood alchohol concentrations over .1; sadly, they don't break it down by even higher blood alchohol levels.



      At those low percentages, it is hard to decorrelate the accidents with low blood alchohol with the non alchohol related accidents (at least, these statistics don't seem to; I would like to know what work has been done in this area. We would have to know how many people are driving around with each BAC level at any time). Perhaps your acctual accident likelihood is not significantly higher at low blood alchohol levels (this is where the propganda wars that set policy have been fought)



      My take is that assholes cause accidents, people who drive very poorly, aggresively, foolishly, or who drink a LOT and drive. But if I have two beers at dinner, and drive home right away, I can be considered a criminal, even though I may not have any higher chance of getting into an accident than I normally would (in fact, due to paranoia, I might be driving even more cautiously and attentively than normal)

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    25. Re:other ignition technologies by dbrutus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, that's around today, but it's in the form of speeding ticket cameras. It's a local scandal in DC that even police are getting ticketed by these systems and it's such a pain to appeal that they're slowing down their responses to calls because they won't speed or run red lights to emergencies anymore

      $100-$200 a pop adds up on a cops salary.

      DB

    26. Re:other ignition technologies by Griim · · Score: 2

      The problem with that, of course, is that drunk drivers tend to walk away from their accidents uninjured. Tensing up and restraining yourself causes you the most damage in an accident. Since they're blitzed out of their gourds, they're all nice and limber and don't even realize they've hit someone until way after the fact.

    27. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      And what happens when a criminal can flip the same switch to carjack you? Or a stalker can more easily catch his/her target? Or Clayton Lee Wagner [google.com] can pull over his next target and kill them in a more rural area than he might otherwise?

      1: If there is an officer of the law nearby, you rely on her to keep you safe.

      2: If the officer is not present, or is not helping, you rely on the duly licensed and registered assault rifle you have "stored" within easy reach.

      3: If you're lacking anything to deter / defeat the criminal, you go along quietly and hope you survive it. If use of the system flags a GPS query, your chance of being rescued go up. Or, at the very least, the stalker's chances of being caught and your death being avenged go up.

    28. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      1) the car will magically know what the current BAL in the state you're driving in is, particularly when you cross borders

      Any interstate device like this will be regulated by the federal government. Most likely a BAL sensor will be set to either a "national standard" that states cannot go over, or be set to the BAL of the state in which it is registered.

      2) No one over the BAL in an emergency situation will ever need to drive

      Even today they'd be ticketed. Aggrivated DWI is still DWI. And with the GPS "help me God" switch, you'd be able to call for help ASAP, too.

      3) They'll never, ever malfunction

      Of course they will. And so will the ignition switch in the car, the fuel pump, the seat belt, the spedometer, the ciragrette lighter...

    29. Re:other ignition technologies by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      By that logic, why have any laws at all. Then nothing would be criminal behaviour, thus no crime.

      By your logic, we should just attempt to prevent people from comitting the crime in the first place. Heck, lets just put everyone into big padded rooms, one person per room, and slide their food in through a slot each day. That will prevent all crime.

      Don't try to modify the world to prevent crime. Modify the criminal to not want to commit it. The latter is much more effective. Just look at how well we have prevented illegal drug use!

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    30. Re:other ignition technologies by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      I don't think I've seen a turn signal used since I moved here. I walk to work, and I can't count how many times I've been nearly run down

      Sweet jesus, you as a pedestrian still trust turn signals? 3 years in Atlanta without a car cured me of that for good!

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    31. Re:other ignition technologies by pthisis · · Score: 2

      2) No one over the BAL in an emergency situation will ever need to drive

      Even today they'd be ticketed. Aggrivated DWI is still DWI. And with the GPS "help me God" switch, you'd be able to call for help ASAP, too.

      I think the concern is more like:

      John and Tom go out camping. They take a few sixes, get drunk. Not planning on driving.

      Tom falls and suffers a head wound/is mauled by a bear/otherwise needs immediate medical attention. They're out camping, it's 1/2 hour drive to the nearest town.

      If John can drive his car, it may (depending on the nature of Tom's wounds) be less likely that he'll hurt someone on the way to the hospital than that Tom will suffer permanent injury or death because of the extra half hour wait when John activates the "help me God" feature and then sits waiting for the help to come take them to the hospital. In many rural areas, you don't even need to be camping to be 1/2 hour or more from the nearest hospital and hours from the nearest police department.

      Right now, I'd expect that if you had someone bleeding in your car and were drunk while driving them to the hospital, the court would consider the mitigating circumstances. Certainly unlicensed drivers have been let off under these conditions. Even if it's still technically illegal, courts are usually highly amenable toward bending the law if a life or permanent injury is at stake.

      If such a BAL meter were installed, hopefully there would be some sort of override switch that would flag your location to the police but allow you to start the car and drive it, then you could e.g. drive 15 minutes toward town, meet the police escort, and have them drive the rest of the way.

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    32. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Hey wow, an actual well thought out rebuke, with details, and facts! Given the problems you list, obviously incar breathalizers are not mature enough to justify deployment. Thanks for the reply, it was one of the few that wasn't chaulk full of rhetoric. My opinions on breathalizers have changed ....

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    33. Re:other ignition technologies by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      So...driving is a privilege because they tell you it is, and you believe them? Wake up, and smell the coffee. Many people depend on this so-called privilege to make a living -- should making a living be a privilege?
      Driving a car is not like breathing. However, making a living is also a privilege. Ask any illegal immigrant about that!
      Personally, I'm not a big fan of automobiles. I have structured my life in such a way so that I do not require any vehicle beside my feet, and my bicycle.
      Ditto here. However, I do not like risking my life each time I go out (by foot) to make my living because some moron just can't drive properly.
      I think that most people would be much happier without the pollution, financial burden, endless concrete slabs, and accidents caused by cars, but, I still don't consider cars to be a mere privilege.
      In that case, I suggest you walk to the nearest Lexus dealership and demand your rightful car. I just wonder what their reaction will be...
    34. Re:other ignition technologies by isorox · · Score: 2

      YOu dont get points do you

      in the UK tickets are less then £100, but you get 3 points on your licence. 12 points in 3 years and you're banned.

  4. Car security by Starbreeze · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honestly, I think the security is worth it. No one pays attention to car alarms going off anymore. My brand spanking new 2002 Taurus won't start unless you use a special key from the dealership with the computer chip in it. While the car came with 2 keys, it will cost me $80 each for additional keys.

    But then, I've never felt the need for a remote starter anyway. I've gotten used to walking outside in my pajamas in the winter to start the car so it can warm up while I get ready for work.

    1. Re:Car security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Call your dealer and ask the cost should you lose all your keys. Duplicating cost is small (if you call $80-$100 small), but often times the cost to start over with no keys can exceed several thousand dollars. Definitely worth the $80 to buy a spare for your safe deposit box.

    2. Re:Car security by Xibby · · Score: 2

      Well, after locking my keys in my brand new car (2001 Focus, did the 0% interest on GM cars get you too?) I can tell you I'm very happy that only the keys to the car can start it. Once the lock smith arrived it took him only about 45 seconds to use his tool to hit the power lock button. Nothing special, just a bent piece of metal.

      A car theif has the advantage of not having to mind the finish.

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  5. Audi Performance and Racing by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Informative
    APR has been able to do some amazing things with Audis and Volkswagens. I'd say car hacking is far from dead, you just need to be a lot smarter nowadays.

    Besides, installing a remote car starter isn't my idea of a real hack. How is that any more of a "hack" than installing a new car radio? Obviously, you weren't able to bypass the security system, so you're not much of a hacker.

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    1. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Nater · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have far better torque and have beaten every vehicle (whether motorcycle, automobile, truck, or otherwise) off the line and out-paced it for the first 25 meters. Of course that's just in regular city traffic, but occassionally some punk in a fast car tries it. I also get infinite gas mileage. I drive a 1.15 horsepower Schwinn with a 24-speed manual transmission. I could turbocharge it, but I quit caffeine.

      Cornering? Braking? 90 degree turn, 15 foot radius, 20 mph (on a daily basis using worn tires).

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    2. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Nater · · Score: 2

      You beat motorcycles? Wow.

      Sure, I jump up on the pedals when the light is yellow, and balance at a standstill with my feet in optimal starting positions. Then, when the light turns green, I give it all I've got and lean way the fuck forward so I don't pop a wheelie and loose steering. With my navel above the handlebars, I sometimes pop a wheelie anyway and occassionally the rear tire loses traction and I peel out (not far enough, and too far forward, respectively). That's not so easy to do on a bicycle. Of course, the biggest advantage is surprise. No one expects much from a cyclist.

      My horsepower was calculated in high school as a physics experiment. Everyone in my class was timed running as fast as possible up a flight of stairs through 4m vertical distance and weighed. Those numbers and Earth's gravity where used to calculate power in watts, which most of us then converted that to horsepower. The average was around 1.05 hp IIRC. That was about five years ago, so I probably ought to recalculate it. All I'd need is to find someone to time me going from 0 to 20 mph and a scale to weight myself with bike. From there the calculation is basically pretty similar.

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    3. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by e_n_d_o · · Score: 2

      I do this too. I've got a Gary Fisher X-Caliber, with a few mods.

      But you can't REALLY beat motorcycles. You're probably doing the exact same thing I am, which is standing at the crosswalk looking up at the left-turn signal for oncoming traffic to go yellow. When it does, you lock in to both pedals, and within a half second of being set up your light goes green and you go for it. The reaction time is so quick that you're going to get a better start that anyone else.

      If you've got a well set up mountain bike and ride a lot, you can really suprise the hell out of everyone up to about twenty or thirty miles an hour, I'll give ya that :)

      And btw, to the folks who think motorcycles have so much torque... a competent bicyclist has proportionally a whole lot more. 175mm cranks and a 200lb rider locked in to both pedals (so he can push down and PULL UP) is going to generate more than 100ft-lb of torque, with a total vehicle weight about one-third of the motorcycle.

      Now if I could just figure out how to get my Z71 to beat my bro's supercrew :)

    4. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Nater · · Score: 2

      What sort of bikes have you officially challenged?

      Hell if I know. I was riding down Sheffield past Wriggly Field one day in June or July and these two guys on Yamahas with racing tires and no helmets went flying past me. I caught up with them at the red light at Addison. They'd been roaring up the street behind me, so I knew they were going to take off anyway and so I didn't really challenge them, I was really just interested if I could do it. So they took off and I took off and I beat them across the intersection plus a little bit. Fun Fun.

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  6. Expensive Car Parts Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really the only thing you need from the key is the VATS chip off of it. You really don't need a functioning key to make things work. Electric current goes through the chip, and if the car doesn't receive the correct change in current, the car doesn't start. Requiring a key with VATS doesn't do much for the professional car theif or the theif with access to a dealership with a corrupt car parts guy (imagine that).

    Reb

    1. Re:Expensive Car Parts Needed by bkocik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Electric current goes through the chip, and if the car doesn't receive the correct change in current, the car doesn't start. Requiring a key with VATS doesn't do much for the professional car theif or the theif with access to a dealership with a corrupt car parts guy (imagine that).

      (Former locksmith)
      Except that there are something like 16 possible resistance values (that was a few years ago, there may be more now) used in, for example, the Corvette. If you try to start the car with the wrong value, the fuel pump is disabled for a period of time (I think it started at three minutes). Second wrong one, the pump is disable for six minutes. Then 12, then 24, etc.

      We had a tool called a Sidewinder that slipped over a cut key and slipped copper prongs alongside it in place of the normal contacts. You cut the key to satisfy the tumblers, then slip on the Sidewinder and start trying resistance values (it has a dial on it to change values). It didn't get us around the pauses, however, and sometimes generating a key for a VATS enabled vehicle was an multiple-day event (unless you got the key code from GM, which is not always available...hence the need for the Sidewinder).

      All of this is more time than the average car thief has. Now, flatbed trucks with winches, those are another story.

  7. No loss of freedom. by Xzzy · · Score: 2

    It's your car. You can do what you want with it. If you don't wanna put out the effort to hack in the features you want with a level of security that you want, that's not the manufacturer's fault, it's your fault for being lazy. ;)

    Your alternative option is to buy a car thirty years old (air cooled VW's come highly reccomended) and just set up a servo to short circuit the wires you need short circuited, and presto, instant remote start.

    Just don't leave the car in gear when to go to bed at night; use the emergency brake. ;)

  8. Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tried installing NetBSD on my car last week, only to find out the transmission in my Yugo is undocumented, and they won't tell me how to bootstrap the thing without having me sign an NDA first.

    It's a shame, it really is.

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    1. Re:Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Don't dare publish any documentation from reverse engineering your car. That too, is now illegal.

      Change the gear ratio in your Yugo, go to prison for life.

  9. This just means you *REALLY* hack the car by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2

    Anything that is drop in simple (like a remote car starter package) isn't a hack. Working around this "feature" is hacking the car. I only assume that the author never considering hooking up the car to a serial line and starting to investigate the I/O.

    I've hacked my motorcycles to make things work contrary to the original design on many occasions. Removing parts I didn't want that sucked way power, adding new circuits for auxillary devices, splice here, chop there, etc. Here's the important part, when I've asked other people, the typical response was "Gee, I've never done that." so we figured it out. Wanna know how long it took for someone to figure out that a '96 Kawasaki KLR hand guard could be fit onto a Suzuki SV650 with just a bit of machining? Now that was a hacker at work!

    1. Re:This just means you *REALLY* hack the car by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You're not a hacker, you're a fucking grease monkey.

      Hey, computer geeks stole the word "hacking" from the grease monkeys (AFAIK). Before it was ever applied to computers it used to be used exactly as this guy does: "hacking" his motercycles.

  10. "Loss of freedom and control" by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How on earth do you lose freedom here? You're still free to go buy a car that doesn't use this sort of antitheft system -- get a Kia or something. I don't recall seeing legislation requiring you to go buy a Honda.

    Jesus, this is on the level of whining that you can't use the windshield wipers from your old car (which were brand new!) on a new car you just bought.

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    1. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by ethereal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good point. I forget, how many tire changes am I allowed before I have to call home and re-register?

      Windows XP: it's basically like being on parole :)

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  11. Huh? by Junta · · Score: 2

    Why do you want a remote control starter in the first place? This isn't even a case of lazniess, you *have* to sit in the car in order to do anything useful with it. And you say you feel uncomfortable about leaving a key in your unit in order to make it functional, but if they are already in your car and that far anyway, what would they need your *key* for? Starting the car? Well, if they are that far in they would have hot-wired if you didn't have a system in place.

    Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches. You want to make your car easier to steal for no good reason?

    I'll admit that the fancy electronics are pushing out the really small-scale mechanics, but it is by no means microsoft tactics. They want to improve cars, make them harder to steal, more convenient and efficient. Yes, you may have a bit more proprietary stuff in each car, but I'll wager that even if the accessories are produced by a single company now, in the future other companies will have the circuitry for the different models just like they do forconventional parts.

    This is one of the most oddball ideas I've seen on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Huh? by mblase · · Score: 2

      Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches. You want to make your car easier to steal for no good reason?

      Well, the usual reasons include: You want to warm your car up on a cold morning before you get into it. You want to air-condition your car cooler on a hot day before you get into it. You want to know where your car is in a crowded shopping mall parking lot.

      These remote-starter devices have been around for many many years for good reasons, you know.

    2. Re:Huh? by Natasha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know where you live, but where I am (Montana) we have below zero winters. Having a remote starter means I can start the car before I'm dressed and have it warmed up by the time I'm ready to go.

    3. Re:Huh? by sandidge · · Score: 2

      Or you're in the mafia or IRA and want to make sure there isn't a bomb hooked into your ignition system. ;)

    4. Re:Huh? by uslinux.net · · Score: 2
      This isn't even a case of lazniess, you *have* to sit in the car in order to do anything useful with it.

      Sometimes, I wish people who didn't understand something would be quiet, rather than pretend to understand it. Remote starters bypass the ignition switch to start the vehicle. As others have mentioned, starting a vehicle remotely is nice if, say, your car is parked outside on a cold morning, and you want to warm it up before getting in it. However, they ONLY work on vehicles equipped with automatic transmissions and fuel injection. Manual transmissions have a neutral safety switch, which requires the clutch pedal to be depressed in order to start. Bypassing that switch on some vehicles can cause problems with the computer, cruise control, etc. Fuel injection is required because carbureators require you to depress the gas pedal once or twice before starting.

      And you say you feel uncomfortable about leaving a key in your unit in order to make it functional, but if they are already in your car and that far anyway, what would they need your *key* for?

      If a key is required for the remote starter, and someone breaks in to the vehicle, they find the hidden key, remove it, and start the engine with it like a normal person. Or, they could hotwire it, bypassing the "key required" part of the anti-theft system.

      Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches.

      I would *assume* these have some sort of built-in security code, just like a keyless entry system, garage door opener, etc. The security issue is leaving a key in the vehicle. Even hidden, THAT is just a BAD idea.

    5. Re:Huh? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      You want to know where your car is in a crowded shopping mall parking lot.

      From the sound of the engine? "Be vewy, vewy quiet -- I'm hunting my VW Wabbit!"

      As for the other reasons, do what I did -- have kids! They love starting the car, and they'll warm up the seat some too.

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    6. Re:Huh? by betis70 · · Score: 2

      Move out of the tropics and you will get the point real quick. When your nose hairs freeze walking between the house and the car, a remote starter makes for a pleasant morning drive.

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    7. Re:Huh? by FreezerJam · · Score: 2

      ..and here in Toronto we sometimes have below zero winters, but...

      We also have a 2 minute idling bylaw. So, your car better warm up in two minutes, because that's all the time you've got after you remote start it.

      Besides - below zero isn't really cold. Below -40 - now THAT'S cold. Winnipeg, yaaa!

    8. Re:Huh? by GlassUser · · Score: 2
      Manual transmissions have a neutral safety switch, which requires the clutch pedal to be depressed in order to start. Bypassing that switch on some vehicles can cause problems with the computer, cruise control, etc.

      Not true. On most cars it's a simple pedal-top switch. You can easily and safely wire a relay in if you need to, or just bypass it alltogether. Where do you get this bunk?
    9. Re:Huh? by uslinux.net · · Score: 2
      No, it IS true.

      Try telling that to my (now sold) '90 Celica. The neutral safety switch went bad, so I spliced the wire to get around it. The car worked fine, except cruise control would NOT function, because the safety though the car was in neutral (and didn't want to over-rev the engine). Maybe YOUR manufacturer doesn't add satefy mechanisms like that, but SOME do (Toyota in particular). Note that in my statement I said "can cause problems", not "will cause problems". Older Toyota's (parents had an 85 Tercel) didn't have a neutral safety switch (I could start their car in first gear and lurch forward).


      Also to note, I've *heard* of some vehicles having problems with the fuel injection system and engine timing working improperly - older late 80's and early 90's vehicles, though I have not experienced any others myself. It stands to reason that manufacturers (particularly Toyota, in this case), built that in as a safety mechanism to keep people from screwing up their engines, though it could just be an undocumented "feature".

    10. Re:Huh? by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      I had a 2000 BMW 316i and the bmw people always liked to leave the car ingear. So everytime I was at the dealer and hopped back in the car I would stall it - looking like a compelete idiot.

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    11. Re:Huh? by GlassUser · · Score: 2

      Thankfully it's a del sol, a bit smaller than even a civic. Just enough space to react (AKA slam on the brake and curse like a sailor).

  12. Seems logical to me... by mblase · · Score: 2

    If you want to protect your car from being started without a key, you need to make sure the key is physically there. Hence, no remote-starting. The way around this would seem to be buying the car with a remote-starter and anti-theft, or else buying one without both and then installing technology to do both.

    I don't see why this means "hacking your car" is a thing of the past. It just means you need an anti-theft device that's more compatible.

  13. spare key by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Informative

    The chip in the key is required to trigger the anti-theft system, but the key itself isn't needed. You could cut the metal tongue off the key, rendering it useless for actually turning the starter, while the chip would still work.

    You would, of course, be essentially disabling that part of the anti-theft system, but thieves now have ways around it anyway. If the key profile is identical to pre-chipped versions, it would also mean you could run your car with a non-chipped key, which is a lot easier to fit on your keychain.

    1. Re:spare key by morris57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have a Honda with the chipped key, and the remote starter that this guy was talking about. The security question occurred to me, so I tried to think about how a thief would go about using the key that's in the remote starter against me.

      You can't just remove the key and then take the car. You have to remove the key, remove the remote starter, then reconnect the ignition to the car's starter. This job, in an ideal environment would take about an hour to do.

      It then occurred to me that the least secure place to leave the car is in my own garage, since that place would provide the thieves with the most cover to work under overnight.

    2. Re:Spare Key by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      An example would be grabbing the signal that the remote starter uses and just reproducing it when you are not around.

      Sorry, no-can-do. After using the remote starter, you still cannot drive the car without inserting the key and turning it to "on". If you press the brake or shift into gear, the system kills the engine. Reproducing the remote starter's signal would do you zero good; you'd still have to break into the vehicle traditionally and hotwire/etc.

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  14. My Car Alarm Idea... by idonotexist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ok, I've only shared this idea with friends and relatives, but I'll make it public now: a 'screaming car alarm.' Yes, a recorded scream of a woman would play should a car alarm be tripped. Now, that should get attention...

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    1. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would be cool if it started off in a low-key mode than got progressively more hysterical.

      Phase 1: *sound of clearing throat then woman's soft voice* Can you sort of leave now before it gets worse for you?
      Phase 2: *loud voice but not screaming* "OK, You were warned. Step away from the vehicle, NOW!"
      Phase 3: *screaming in woman's voice* "Thief! Thief! Help! Thief!"
      Phase 4: *screaming hysterically/shrieking* I'M BEING RAPED! I'M BEING RAPED! HEEEELLLPPP!! HE'S STICKING IT IN MY ASSSS!!! MY ASSSS!!!"

      And so it goes.

    2. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by czardonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Think about it. You are in your house/apartment, you here someone yelling "Fire." I'd for damn sure call 911.

      I would do the same for someone calling out in distress, but experience has shown repeatedly (at least in the US) that many people will ignore it, or rationalize that someone else must be taking care of it. People (at least in the US) just don't want to get involved in troublesome situations if they can avoid it. Someone else's problems are easy to ignore. A fire can quickly become YOUR problem.

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    3. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 2

      It really stems from the self-preservation instinct that is hard-wired into the human brain.

      This "self-preservation instinct" you talk about is a proven falsity. Humans, as well as other animals, have a natural instinct to help each other out. I suggest you read "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins.

      It takes courage to supress the flight instinct and put oneself harms way for the sake of others. This is why people such as firefighters, cops and good-sumaritans are considered heros, as opposed to just normal people.

      It doesn't take courage to call 911 and call for help. It does take a knowledge of the situation which is going on if you want to have the best chance of correcting it.

      Just don't try to conduct that study of yours on your own. Unless, that is, you want to find out if people will come to your aid when you call for help in jail.

      I never intended to do that, nor do I suggest anyone else should, without first contacting the appropriate authorities to get permission.

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    4. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Regardless of the genetic reason, the fact is that real world evidence that supports the concept of self preservation abounds, even among humans.

      I believe I mispoke slightly. There is certainly a self-preservation instinct, but not an instinct of rational self-preservation at any cost to society.

      Honestly, you sound very sheltered. Have you ever lived in a high crime area, or large city?

      The current city I live in, as well as one right next to the one that I lived in 3 years ago, rank in the top 30 highest violent crime rates in the country in 1999. The city I was born in was in the top 20. I get the feeling that you are the one who lived the sheltered life. A lot of people who only see the city when they watch the news get the impression that fires and murders and robberies are the only things that go on in the city. The fact of the matter is that most of the time this is not true. Murderers are the exception, not the rule.

      People in general are afraid to get involved and, despite Dawkins' book, often don't.

      I disagree. I think that people in general are not afraid to call 911. I don't think you're going to get people throwing themselves in front of bullets for others, but I think that people in general will help each other, if it takes a minimum of effort. I think that those who don't care about others and only about themselves are the exception, not the rule.

      Dawkins' book and many others like it were written precisely because people do not care only about themselves. Countless attempts were made to fit the theory of rational self-interest in with the behavior of humans. They've all failed. It's because humans don't behave with rational self-interest, or even irrational self-interest. Humans in general behave semi-rationally to spread their genes, and even their memes. Hell, that's why you and I are having this discussion right now. We're trying to spread our memes.

      Most of our genes and memes are much more similar to those of a normal semi-upstanding citizen than those of a rapist or a murderer. All other things being equal, we're certainly going to help out another semi-upstanding citizen against a rapist or a murderer. Even if all other things are only nearly-equal, and we have to expend a bit of energy to pick up the phone and call for help, most people are generally going to do it.

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    5. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Animats · · Score: 2

      I once heard an alarm go off that sounded like this... "There is a break in at ... 2 . 2 . 5 6 . El . Camino ... The break in is at the ... second ... floor ... rear ... left ... window ..."

    6. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by SealBeater · · Score: 2

      What about a car alarm that paged you on your mobile device?

      They actually have one, my ex-girlfriend has an alarm that pages her with a
      warning if someone gets too close or starts messing with the car. I can't
      count the number of times she used to run out to see people parking or people
      unloading stuff close to her car. All in all, a great idea, no noise and no
      warning. (She was a geek and had computers hooked up to her audio system, and
      her car had been broken into several times before.)

      SealBeater

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  15. Re:One hint by redrouteone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Officer I dont know what happened, I was driveing down the road and my windsheild turned blue with a bunch of words on it. Then there was big dent on my fender, but no other cars were around.

  16. Re:Car security! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, so it's nice to know that you car is secure
    with a fancy key required to start it, and yet
    you leave the thing running in your driveway,
    while you get ready for work!

    There's some irony here somewhere, I'm sure.

    AC

  17. Evolution by uslinux.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As the once proud owner of a 1966 Mustang, I remember what it was like to mod the hell out of my car. Now my wife has a Civic and I have a 4Runner (hey, we live in the mountains, so 4WD is a MUST on at least one vehicle). Modern cars are a LOT quiter, ride better, get better fuel economy, and are better for the environment. Equivalent sized (outside dimentions) vehicles actually have MORE room inside them now, more luxuries (all but the cheapest cars now have power windows/locks/disc brakes/etc, are much safer, etc, etc.

    All of this comes at a price. You now nearly need to be a rocket scientist (or at least an automotive engineer) to work on them, but IMO, the price is worthwhile. Meanwhile, my 5.0L V8 '66 Mustang used to get about 16 MPG and had about 220HP, yet you can buy a 4-cylinder Subaru WRX with 225HP (Turbo) which gets ~27MPG, and will let you walk away in a crash.

    Yes, cars have gotten harder to work on, but they've also gotten safer, lighter, less polluting, and more luxurious. If you want to tinker with your vehicle, buy a 2-door Civic and mod it up, or buy a classic to restore like I did. Or get a kit, and build it from scratch.

    1. Re:Evolution by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2
      Not all cars these days are so complicated. Yeah, a 2001 BMW M3 has 10E6 moving parts and OBD-II computers so you can't even change the ignition map. But, a Mazda Miata is so simple that significant performance changes can be seen by simply changing the ignition advance. Seriously! And the Miata is the kind of car where you can still change out the bottom end before lunch on Saturday.

      Also you don't have to go back very far to shed a whole lot of technology. A 1991 BMW M3 is *very* hackable: mechanics, computers, everything. It is also modern enough to have all the safety, emissions, and convenience features we take for granted these days. Perhaps this was the golden age of the automobile.

    2. Re:Evolution by Jburkholder · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's funny as hell, liked the tach redlining as the spedo strained to read 89mph.

      Reminded me of the rice boy page.

    3. Re:Evolution by vitaminc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Acually, cars are not harder to work on, its just that more sophisticated equipment is needed. IMHO, computer controlled vehicles have taken the skill out of auto repair, now you plug a diagnostic tool into the on boad diagnostic module, it leads you to the problem...so instead of a tech, you've got a parts swapper...

      All vehicles are required to comply with OBD-II, which is a standard for the way the vehicle monitors performance and emissions. This creates a strict set of parameters for vehicle operations...performance modifications often take the vehicle out of these parameters and causes the control system to report a problem...if the discrepency is great enough, the vehicle will often go into "limp-in" mode, shutting down all systems other than those necessary for the vehicle to drive to the nearest service station...

      Here's a good summary of OBD-II
      http://www.bergen.org/AAST/Projects/ES/TA/preste ch 2.html

      BTW - I like 1962 Lincoln Continentals...

    4. Re:Evolution by Rinikusu · · Score: 2

      Sweet! I wanted to grab a WRX wagon, but couldn't pony up another $5k. I got a Protege5, which I love, but man, something about the WRX that just keeps me wishing I could've waited another 3 or 4 months... :( Of course, my wagon gets about 25-28 mpg, down from the 36-38 my 88 Honda Civic Hatch was giving me, but still...

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  18. Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Restil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean.. why break into cars, hotwire them, and drive them off. The smart thief would save up and get himself a tow truck. The ONLY person who would pay any attention at all is the owner. The alarm could be going off and nobody would give it a second glance. Chances are good, nobody would ever even get a plate #. You could steal the car in plain sight, and never hear a peep about it.

    No antitheft system in the world will help against a dedicated theif. The most effective system would probably be to just remove the distributor cap, or a kludge to disconnect the battery easily. No car thief is gonna spend time under the hood finding out why the car won't start. Of course, you get bit on convienence issues. But you'll never have to concern yourself with car theft.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by nettdata · · Score: 2

      The smart thief would save up and get himself a tow truck. The ONLY person who would pay any attention at all is the owner. The alarm could be going off and nobody would give it a second glance.

      Working in the "high-tech" area of Vancouver, BC, where there are some pretty snobby dot.bombing CEO's driving leased Porches, etc., that don't think that they have to follow parking rules in our part of town, and as a result they cause a bunch of parking problems. I can tell you that a number of us actually ENJOY watching these guys getting parking meter tickets and getting towed. It's always good for a laugh. And you're right, we'd never know if it was just a scam and the guy's car was getting jacked.

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    2. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by spud_daemon · · Score: 5, Funny
      The most effective system would probably be to just remove the distributor cap, or a kludge to disconnect the battery easily. No car thief is gonna spend time under the hood finding out why the car won't start. Of course, you get bit on convienence issues. But you'll never have to concern yourself with car theft.

      LOL, thats an interesting assesment. At a local car show I was near the security booth when one man came to report his 1969 camaro was stolen and he couldn't figure out how it was stolen since he had the rotor out of the distributor in his pocket. Literally within 5 minutes another man came in to report that someone stole the rotor out of the distributor on his chevy truck.

      If theifs want it, they will take it. They are resourceful and will spend some time under the hood.

    3. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by betis70 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's called VC money.

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    4. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      My parents went to Poland with their Mazda 626. They parked on a street curb, the street was full of cars and were happy they found a spot. They went to some stores and came back 30 min or so later. They came back and the street was empty. No one saw anything. They went to the police and they guy look at them and says, "We don't even have money to buy a tow truck."

      The mafia just took _every_ car on the street.

      This summer I went to Kiev (Ukraine) for vacation (to buy warez :) and saw some of the shittyist cars around, but also saw some of the most expencive Mercedies I have ever seen (I live in Germany), mostly S600's and SUV's

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    5. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by MxTxL · · Score: 2
      My car got towed once recently. It happened because I parked in a lot that said "Customers only" so naturally i thought "How are they going to know who's car is a customer?" well, turns out they have a guy sitting in the lot, and if you walk past the bar, he calls the towers. Can you believe that, they actually pay someone to have potential customers towed (but that's another rant).

      Well anyway, i get back to the place too late to save my car, but just in time to see some other guy get his truck pulled.

      Anyway, point is, it's REALLY easy to pull a car, even against it's will. The tow truck driver has these nifty little wheels on jacks. He sets them under the drive wheels, pushes down on the lever once or twice and the car now rolls in any direction. He just pushed it out into the street and hooked it up to his truck. The whole process didn't even take 5 minutes. If i were a car thief, that's DEFINATELY what i would do.

  19. Step back and think about it. by karmaflux · · Score: 5, Informative
    I think that comparing fuel-injection to closed-source programming is a bit ridiculous. So it's not as easy to work on as a carburetor -- you can still buy a book and learn to work on your fuel injectors. Automobile engines have grown more complicated over time. All technology does. Honda's decision that fuel-injection is more efficient than carburetion does not indicate they are trying to force you out from under your hood.

    As for third-party ROM upgrades, these things are falling by the wayside because, among other reasons, most onboard computers use EEPROMS now, and when most people monkey with their engines they just wind up wrecking the timing and trashing the performance anyway.

    And there's not reason to compare everything you dislike to Microsoft. That radio keylock is a Honda option, nobody forced you to buy it, nobody is keeping you from removing that option from your car, and so on. A little time with a pair of diags and a soldering iron will remove the problem forever.

    As for leaving a spare key installed, what makes you think that's less secure than installing a remote starter? I built a little gadget not six months ago. It's a lot of fun. I go into a mall parking lot and press a button. A couple of 555 timers start cranking... and a few seconds later so do all the tricked-out imports in the parking lot. Granted, I still can't get in the vehicles, but I sure can start 'em up.

    In conclusion, if you want to play with your engine, or your ignition system, or whatever, buy a car you know how to work on. If you buy a 2002 model and can't figure out how to monkey with it, don't blame the auto manufacturer for knowing more about cars than you.

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    1. Re:Step back and think about it. by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You obviously don't know what you're talking about. Every advancement in car tuning has come at the hands of some VERY smart people. Ford doesn't publish information on how to tune their cars. Niether does GM, or Audi, or Volkswagen, or Honda, or Subaru, or BMW. All of these computers have been hacked in the truest sense of the word. There are people with logic analyzers sniffing the bus of running computers to figure out what's happening. People write emulators and disassemblers to understand where all the tables, functions, and scalars are.

      OBD-II has made it a lot easier to hack computers, but the tuning of the engine is still an art practiced by people who have learned A LOT and still don't know everything. It's rare to find an aftermarket engine that is tuned to the quality of the OEM engine, it just doesn't happen all that often.

      So what happens? There are several companies who manufacture aftermarket drop-in computers for controlling engine functions. For Fords SpeedBrain and the Ford SVO EPEC come to mind. For race cars the Edelbrock EFI, Accel DFI, Speedpro, and Motronic are used often. The upside to the aftermarket is that you get documentation and they rarely are as complex as OEM computers.

      Here's a list off the top of my head of sensors and functions a Ford EEC-IV computer controls:

      Mass Air Flow Sensor, Barometric pressure sensor, Throttle Position Sensor, Engine Coolant Temperature sensor, Air Charge Temperature sensor, O2 sensor, Vehicle Speed Sensor, Exhaust Gas Recirculator valve, Canister Purge Valve, Thermactor Control Valve, Thick Film Ignition module, Idle Stabilizer Valve, Automatic transmission accumulator pressure, 1st to 2nd gear shift point, 2nd to 3rd gear shift point, 3rd to 4th gear shift point, Torque Converter lockup RPM, Idle RPM, Automatic Transmission Drive Idle RPM, Neutral indicator, etc.

      That's just sensors and some basic interactions. Most aftermarket computers don't use half those sensors, and on top of that they are usually Manifold Absolute Pressure based rather than Mass Air Flow.

      So, as you can see, it isn't "Just buy a book". I have every book on Ford EFI, and none of them tell you the slightest thing about tuning an EEC-IV computer. Everything I've learned has been from the internet (there are enthusiasts who hack and document their hacks) and from hacking.

      I've been there, I've done computer tweaking, and I know it's not simple or trivial, it's all just hacking and guesswork.

  20. Sometimes more by bluGill · · Score: 2

    Most of the old car work was thing like points, and carberators. Both are gone, replaced by something that is not only more reliable, but easier to controll. A good hacker can replace the comptuer on his car with something tuned to his likeing, and has more information doing it. Old cars never had O2 sensors to help you figgure out what the right mixture setting on the carbrator, new cars have that sensor, and the ability to change things in REAL TIME for the best mixture. (for some definition of best understanding the emissions/proformance/milage trade off)

    Sure it is more work, but then turning a screw on the carb wasn't a hack it was just easy to do, and needed to be done often enough that everyone could do it. Today there are no screws to turn so the real work is a real hack.

  21. Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by IgnorantKnucklehead · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was an article about this topic in the Boston Sunday Globe this week. But the author of the article doesn't necessarily cry over the recently announced demise of cars like the Camaro and the Firebird. In order to get another 50 horsepower out of one of those beasts meant "boring out the cylinders, tinkering with valves, changing pistons ... a greasy, lengthy job." With the new "tuner cars" all you've got to do is drop in a $500 tuner chip.

    1. Re:Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by Leven+Valera · · Score: 2
      There was an article about this topic in the Boston Sunday Globe this week [boston.com]. But the author of the article doesn't necessarily cry over the recently announced demise of cars like the Camaro and the Firebird. In order to get another 50 horsepower out of one of those beasts meant "boring out the cylinders, tinkering with valves, changing pistons ... a greasy, lengthy job." With the new "tuner cars" all you've got to do is drop in a $500 tuner chip.


      Well, I drive a 98 TransAm with aftermarket exhaust, torque converter, and a 100 shot of nitrous. Cost for the mods, about $2k. I picked up about 35hp with the mods, 100hp from the nitrous, for (rough guess) 425hp total. Now, my $16k used car with $2k of modifications runs even with a new $70,000 Viper, and will absolutely cornhole one of your tuner cars with +50hp from a $500 chip.

      Cars are still very hackable. Except, one needs a laptop and a reasonable knowledge of automotive sensor tech. All the basics are still there, more air, more fuel, better gears, et cetera.

      Cheers,
      LV
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  22. why not leave the key in the car?? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2
    Why not leave the key in the car?


    Is it that much more of a security risk as having a remote starter for the car? Having a remote starter for a car always seemed to me as an security risk in itself. Why is it needed? It is not as though the car will park itself for you and pick you up at the door.

  23. Now, this is hacking cars.. by cmowire · · Score: 3, Informative
  24. taking this a little too far by the+right+sock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Computers making modern cars un-hackable? That's a bit far-fetched. For just about any car there's dozens of custom mods for them that can be installed by any mechanic. There are still 3rd-party performance chips you can put in. You can still change just about everything in a car, the only thing different is that it's a little harder to do. You can go get all the computers that a dealer uses and do all the tweaks yourself. Yeah it's more expensive, but so are cars and so are the parts inside them.
    And I wouldn't go around comparing cars from the past to open-source and modern cars to microsoft - that's essentially saying open-source software, though infinitely hackable, is inefficient, outdated, and insecure. Drawing a parellel between Microsoft (closed-source) and modern cars would in effect say MS software is clean, efficient, secure, and performs well out of the box.
    If modern cars are less "hackable" than older cars, why are there thousands of custom shops dotting the country, hooking up modern cars? Why are there still car shows for people to show off their mods (some of which leaving the original car nearly unrecognizable)?
    Cars aren't getting less hackable, you just have to do it differently than before.

  25. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by Qeyser · · Score: 2


    I absolutely agree here. There was a time when doing your own basic car maintentance was pretty easy to figure out on your own. Every car worked in pretty much the same way, and if you had even a little help you could do your own basic engine, heating/cooling and electrical work.


    Anything you couldn't do in your driveway you could do in a pay-per-day gararge with rented tools.


    Do those even exist anymore? I've read about them but I've never seen even one (in my short life = )


    -q

  26. read Sport Compact Car and see for yourself by mr.ska · · Score: 2
    On one hand, you're right. Cars are getting more complex, and your average Joe Blow Monkeywrench can't take his set of Snap On crescent wrenches and play with his car very easily anymore.

    On the other hand, the aftermarket is keeping up with the electronicification of cars quite well, from what I've read. Yes, there are a lot of electronics in cars, but that simply means you either work with them or around them now.

    In your case, you couldn't install a remote starter because of your antitheft system. So? Perhaps you should choose a different system (if available) that won't interfere with $50 off-the-shelf Pepboys remote starting systems. Yes, you didn't have to make this choice before. Yes, before you could do it all yourself. Well, welcome to the future.

    What it really boils down to is that it is still possible to hack your car (as you put it), but the effort and price associated with doing so has increased. That's all. Basing your assumption purely on your own single experience is hardly scientific.

    I recommend that you pick up an issue of Sport Compact Car sometime, and see what they're doing. They're not exactly the remote-starter types, but they are doing just about everything under the sun imaginable to everyday vehicles, including full standalone engine management. Yes, it's expensive, but it's most certainly a very cool hack.

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  27. Disagree by jayfoo2 · · Score: 2
    "It almost seems like a Microsoft-like statement, to tell you they're doing all of this to reduce theft, while really they're doing it to ensure you are forced into coming back to their dealerships..."

    I disagree. A feature that requires the key to be present to start the car is useful to almost every end user. It can help keep your car from being stolen. It is true that it inconvieniences a small percentage of users who want to fiddle but overall it is a positve thing.

    On the other hand Microsoft (and lots of other companies) tend to add features that are not good for the user. One example of this is the XP authentication nightmare. Another (non MS example) is the SDMI. How about DVD region coding. These are all 'features' that make the product less useful.

    I think that's an important difference. It's the difference between a feature you don't like and a feature that no one likes.
  28. Average Human? by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2

    Average American might be a bit more accurate. I wonder what percentage of humans own automobiles.

  29. The Aircooled VW community bleeds for you by jafac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yup, lessee. Car running a little sluggish? Pop the hood, spin that old 10mm box-end, twist the distributor clockwise a few degrees, now I'm humming right along. Oops, getting a little hot - turn a screw on the carb - now I'm running so rich I can smell the gasoline in the exhuast.

    I drive past the smog-check stations and scoff.

    There has to be a reason why lots of people don't mind putting the time and effort into maintaining 40 year old econoboxes.

    Maybe because everything that's been offered since then has been lacking.

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    1. Re:The Aircooled VW community bleeds for you by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Exactly. I still miss my 1972 Pontiac Catalina. Fun to drive, more comfortable than any late-model car, truck or van I've run across, and bigger and just about every way than the cars that are laughingly called "full-sized" today.

      Pop the hood and do a tune-up with a few wrenches and a screwdriver.

      Put your foot down, hold onto the wheel for your life.

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  30. Re:A better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That person wouldn't exactly be a car thief, now, would he? He'd be a CD thief.

    There isn't much that's going to deter busting out windows. Hell, if someone really really wanted to do it without getting busted, a pair of rubber gloves, a slingshot, and a rock would suffice. Then they wouldn't even have to be next to it, and the evidence left behind is negligible.

    Car antitheft systems are designed to protect the car itself from physically being driven from one point to another without the owner's consent. Whether that be by immobilization or by making the car more attention getting (lights, horn, etc), its main purpose is to ensure the car stays in one spot.

    Tow truck drivers, those are the guys you need to look out for.

  31. Huh? by CaseyB · · Score: 2
    It's almost a little anti-competitive.

    That stupid little quote caps off the dumbest story I've seen on /. in MONTHS. He's so deep in his own ignorance that he figured the only way to save his silly little rant was to add a "your rights online" buzzphrase. "Honda is just like *Microsoft!*".

    This dumbass is upset because a key is required to start the car. Uh, brainiac: that's the whole PURPOSE of keys. Honda is finally doing keys RIGHT, and you're bitching about it.

  32. Re:Your probably one of the Anti-Microsoft types t by SirSlud · · Score: 2

    um, when the law states that you're not allowed to drink and drive, how is providing a mechnism to prevent it taking away from a freedom? you are free to talk, think, say (for the most part) whatever you like. Information is free, which is why MS shouldn't be able to control the info on your computer. You can't kill anyone with it, and MS certainly isn't a body who has an interest in monitoring or controlling your data for the good of the population. (there, I humoured you)

    Are the metal scanners at airports taking away your freedom? Duh, you don't have to take a plane, just like you don't have to own or use a car.

    You make us liberals look bad by confusing your right to communicate and think freely with your lack of right to /act/ freely. A society must always set boundries on behavior, as it is truely the only means by which we can inflict pain (and/or help another person) However, communicating ideas does not infringe on the physical health of your fellow citizens; each person must interpret your ideas and /act/ in reaction to it in a way that is inline with the laws and regulations of the society you participate in. It's called the 'good will' of the community; you can think or say anything you want, but you have a social contract to participate in society, abide by its laws, and, if supported by its citizens, submit to various types of physical restrictions designed to prevent casual attempts to infract serious offences.

    Thus, having a breathalizer ignition is not giving up freedom if the majority of people in the society (if its a democracy) support it.

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  33. Toyota Prius Hacking by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 2

    Hacking your car is still alive and well; there are certainly some challenges (cruise control, security systems, etc.). I was on a few mailing lists for hacking the Toyota Prius... there's a Yahoo! group dedicated to it, and the people on there are amazing. There's an LCD display in the Prius, and people are attaching it to night-vision, DVD players, rear-view and side-view cameras, you name it. Plus there's tons of info on hiking up gas mileage, increasing battery capacity and all sorts of cool things.

    As with all hacking, it CAN be done, and if someone hasn't done it yet, there are certainly people willing to help you figure out how.

    Toodles,
    ---Chip Lynch

  34. Why? by psych031337 · · Score: 2

    I don't really see any improvements in a car that has a remote starter.

    What is it good for? Most of the gadgets that enable you to warm up your car before you get in (standing heater / a/c) will come with a dedicated "engine" which is essentially a small combustion engine hooked up to the primary fuel circuit and starts at a preprogrammed time or catches a remote signal to start immediate heating (like when you don't know exactly when you will leave). This engine will then run with very little fuel and pump all the heat into the car. Absolutely no need to fire up 200+ hp for some heat. I think the same systems also exist in the states, over here in Germany the company "Webasto" is making these very successfully.

    The remote starte reminds me of a story I read in Ralph "Sonny" Bargers book "Hells Angels". Back in the 60's or 8ß's there obviously was a cop who had a reputation with the Angels for being a tight investigator. He used to remote start his car (which was parked in his driveway) by standing far away from the car in a "secure" spot before getting in. Obviously afraid of car bombs. One morning when he started, the car roared up as usual. Too bad somebody had planted a bomb right in the "secure" spot where he used to stand when remoting the baby. He did not survive to tell anyone about it.

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  35. Financially Incompatible by KernelHappy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are tradeoffs in everything. If you want the remote start ability you give up some of the security.

    As far as leaving an entire key in place I guess that depends on the car and the kit your using. My Acura has one of the mentioned keys and when I looked into a remote start for it, I was told I needed to buy a spare key which would be disassembled to get just the coded portion out. I decided it wasn't for me.

    But the point about cars being less hackable is valid. For years manufacturers have been making it harder to replace stock radios, and if you want to retain steering wheel controls your going to need lots of electrical tape and redbull.

    I think Mercedes Benz has taken this to an entirely new level. New MB vehicles are incredibly difficult to steal thanks to their code hopping IR keys, so much so that the theft portion of insurance rates on them are down right cheap (which is good). But forget putting a remote starter in your brand new benz. Last time I tried counting there are 97 buttons within reach of the driver in the S class (I counted knobs as one switch even if they had more than one selectable position). All of this runs through a central computer in the car so basically if you want a different stereo system you better know german and feel like dumpster diving at MB headquarters.

    Mercedes has a integrated cell phone system that comes with voice recognition. It uses a standard motorola timeport phone, identical in every sense except the firmware. Yet if I plug in my old timeport the car refuses to recognize it. Mercedes apparently thinks that the $87K you spend on the car with the phone isn't enough, they want the extra $450 for every phone you want to use in the car.

    I'm currently trying to figure out how to get a copy of the firmware off the timeport that comes with the benz system so that I can put it on my original timeport.

    This is quite sad, among manufacturers there is zero incentive or requirement to play nicely. I understand that they want to protect profit margins but its damn near predatory. There was an article on wired about some company offering a in car voice recognition system that works with bluetooth enabled cell phones. Great idea, too bad bluetooth is a technological unicorn and car manufacturers are bound to shut these guys out of the business.

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  36. Easy Fix by GodHead · · Score: 2

    You want a secure, programmable, remote start for your car with a voice UI and reporting features?

    Have a child. They also mow lawns and do dishes.

    Can't patent them though, my parents have prior art...

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    1. Re:Easy Fix by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      A child is not a slave you can force to start your car for you every morning. If it's so cold that YOU - an ADULT - do not want to go out to start your car, why would you send a CHILD out to do it?

      Your post was probably in jest, but it's the third such post I've seen and I finally had to say something... "have a child" is not a valid response to anything except "I saw some children at the mall yesterday, they are so cute, I wish I had one of my own."

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    2. Re:Easy Fix by Richy_T · · Score: 2
      A child is not a slave you can force to start your car for you every morning. If it's so cold that YOU - an ADULT - do not want to go out to start your car, why would you send a CHILD out to do it?

      Yeah, don't be so insensitive.

      Send your wife instead.

      Rich

  37. Carburetors, etc. by EisPick · · Score: 2

    Carburetors were amazingly elegant little mechanical devices, but they were anything but precise. Computerization of cars has permitted hundred-fold reductions in CO2 and NOx emissions (and less dramatic improvements in fuel economy). Safety advances like anti-lock brakes and active suspensions also wouldn't be possible without computerization.

    In an industry that had seen very few true innovations for 70 years (disc brakes being just about the only automotive hardware invented since the 30s), computers have completely revolutionized just about every system in an autombile. As a result, cars are cleaner, more efficient, more reliable, more comfortable and safer than would have been possible with entirely mechanical systems.

    You seem to argue there are fewer people customizing their cars. I think there are just fewer shade-tree mechanics doing what's now unnecessary maintenance: Replacing points and distributors that don't exist anymore, spark plugs that now last 100k miles, adjusting timing that's automatically adjusted, etc.

    What about the hot-rodders who customized their cars? I'd argue there are just as many of them as there ever were. The modifications just require a different skill set than they used to, and the cars are Civics and Integras instead of Novas and Mustangs.

    If you want to get into customizing your car, there's plenty you can still do from high-tech "superchips" to good old-fashioned intake & exhaust mods. Just pull your head out of that 20-year-old Chilton's manual if you want to get serious about souping up a late-model car.

    1. Re:Carburetors, etc. by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Safety advances like anti-lock brakes

      Anti-lock brakes are only a safety advantage if you don't know how to drive. For those of us who do know how to drive, they're actually a safety detriment.

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    2. Re:Carburetors, etc. by adolf · · Score: 2

      I used to think along the same lines.

      I drive a 1995 Beretta. When I aquired the car, the ABS system was broken, which caused the computer to disable it completely. I didn't mind - after all, I'd never had ABS before, and I considered myself good at threshold braking on all types of surfaces. I used to get a kick out of trail braking, leaving beautiful black tracks as the wheels were on the edge of lockup at the entrance of a turn, distributing heat generation between the brake pads and the tires in marvelous ways.

      Thing is, careful braking requires a split second of forethought and planning. There's times (driving for fun, or on a track) where that's quite acceptable, and preferred.

      Most times, it's a different story. Such as when driving home after work, and having a large deer run in front of the car just inside the range of the headlights.

      I missed the deer, but flatspotted a new set of front tires because of it. There simply isn't -time- to react in any way other than mashing the brake as hard as possible with a wild animal of several hundred pounds being unpredictably close to the front of the car. Tires aren't cheap, and I did not enjoy buying them again after having them a few days.

      I investigated and fixed the ABS problem the next day - a broken wire on the rear axle. Now that I'm looking for a new car, it's a must-have feature. I find that I can still do every fun braking trick that I enjoyed before, such as left-foot braking, or just alternatingly modulating brake and throttle in a turn to induce oversteer in a turn.

      I just can't do threshold braking anymore on that car anymore.

      But, so what? The car does about as well, automatically, with zero reaction time and with no forethought required on my part. Stomp on the brake pedal on any surface, and the only thing experienced is the seatbelt being forced painfully across one's chest, sometimes with a quick, sharp *chirp*. As the nose dives, the chirp dies, the seatbelt stays taught, and in an instant, the car is stopped - and pointing precisely the same direction it was before (unless you tell it different while braking - an order which it will comply with readily). No tire damage. No "oops" factor. It, quite simply, works.

      ABS isn't all about poor weather, or driving on ice. The greatest benefit I get from it is on smooth, dry pavement. On rough pavement, it is -vastly- more capable of modulating braking power (independantly for each wheel) than any driver ever could with only one brake pedal.

      The only instance where ABS is not desirous in normal driving is when travelling on gravel roads, where a locked wheel will dig a trench and build a mound of stone in front of it, greatly increasing decelleration.

      So. I do know how to drive, and I'm completely willing to take advantage of whatever I can that will allow me to do so more effectively or safely - including ABS brakes.

  38. There ARE thriving car-hacking cultures! by osjedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I love hacking cars. Saddly here in the USA there is less of a modern-car hacking cultrure. In the USA we've *mostly* got old hot-rodders with carbed V8's, and kids with big-wing/big-exhaust otherwise-stock imports. Not many people are doing MODERN performacne hacking, but there are some.

    Many other countries have a real strong culture in this area though. For an example, go to Autospeed, an Australian site where they post weekly articles about auto performance and electronics hacking. Australia is a real hot-spot for this stuff. It doesn't matter that the auto manufacturers are making more complex and advanced products - it just promotes the creation of more brilliant hacks.

    If you're interested in programable engine management, adding electonic accessories, etc. all you have to do is dig a little and you'll find a whole world of resources. Just like Tivo, DirectTV, Audrey, or anything else - If you build it people will hack it.

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  39. Re:An interesting combination by CaseyB · · Score: 2
    Modern garage door openers do the same sort of thing. Dip switches are a thing of the past.

    That doesn't mean much though. Garage doors aren't replaced as often as cars, I suspect that many people that bought the very first generation of garage door openers still have them installed.

  40. Crap, crap, and more crap. by pi_rules · · Score: 2

    I'm sure these sound like a really good idea to you, but do you -honestly- think they will do anything good? You do realize that such devices -could- possibly cause problems?

    You put more stuff into a device and you increase the chances that it will break. I don't have any education the area of engineering but I assume this is a very basic principle. The more complex it is, the more likely it's going to break. Do you -really- want to be late for work one day when your drunk-driving auto-detection thingy goes haywire? Probably not.

    Do you really think somebody won't figure out a way to get past these things? Grab an air, compressor, fill a balloon up a ways, perhaps heat it to a reasonable temperature and let the damned breathalizer analyse that. Fire up your car and off you go. Whoopee. Sure, you could make the thing more complex; perhaps get a very preciese thermometer in the thing to make sure your breath is 98.6 degrees or at least very close. Now, mom has to take her child to school, has a fever of 101 degrees and can't start the car. Wonderful.
    What if I'm loaded off my ass, and feel like changing my own in -my own backyard-. I don't think there should be any technological measure in place to keep me from pulling my car up onto blocks and doing my thing. Sure, it ain't safe, but it's my life.

    GPS Systems to track my speed? Bull. There's no way law enforcement is ever going to get their act together enough to actually build a database of all the roads with all the necessary speed requirements. If I'm ever sold a car with this kind of crap in it I'll make damned sure it's not functioning as soon as I can. There -are- times where speeding is warranted. I don't want my car shutting down on me when I -really- need to get somewhere fast. I'll refrain from such examples -- use your imagination.

    So, should we make these types of things mandatory in cars? What if it's detected that mine is broken, accidentally or not? Do I -really- want to be labled as an offender or criminal because my GPS system got splashed with water and I'm unaware of that? Sure, you can get ticketed now for having defects in vehicles -- but they're defects that are visible to the eye. Broken windshields, tailights, etc. Any idiot can tell when those are broken. Do we really want to include a GPS calibration routine in a pre-drive checkout for the average consumer? Hah... no.

    1. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by pi_rules · · Score: 2

      I'll admit, drunk driving isn't the brightest idea i n the world but I honestly think it's taking more blame for traffic accidents than it really causes. I'd like to find some stats to actually research this (pointers anybody)? rather than my own anecdotal evidence though.

      Accidents usually come down to one thing ... people not paying enough attention. Granted, this is harder to do when you're drunk (and impossible after a certain point) but things like fast food, cell phones, the radio, etc all cause accidents. Cell-phones are taking some of the heat now but that's only because not all of the population needs/has a cell phone. Everybody eats, so it's acceptable to eat in the car. That's my own opinion. Now, for an ironic anecdotal story:

      My brother was hanging out with some friends last weekend when one guy got up to leave and head home. He'd been drinking pretty heavy so one of the young women there who was dead-straight sober said to him he can't drive -- she'll drive him home and have a friend follow and bring her back. He agreed, handed her the keys and off they went. She missed the road to turn on, went thorugh a red-light that was blinking (she stopped, but thought it was a 4 way). It wasn't a 4-way, and she -totaled- a full sized pickup truck. Irony at it's finest.

    2. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      the average consumer?

      ...what you meant to say was "citizen" or "person" right? Right?


      Ahh, the first major literary faux pas of the 21st century. It's a brave new world...

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  41. Nailed in the Head by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > Since when does a dealer want to faciltiate you *not* having to take the car back to them for sservice?

    Since when do dealerships make decisions in the design of engine components? There are many reasons for why cars are designed the way they are, but they do not include forcing you to go back to the dealership for service. The giveaway is that the auto manufacturers don't make any money from a dealership's service department (other than for parts, and most independent mechanics will use factory parts for most repair jobs anyway) so there's no economic drive for carmakers to design in such things.

    P.S. The "module" necessary to reset the service light on a BMW was also referred to in some circles as a "screwdriver", which can be had from select non-BMW vendors, I believe.

    Virg

  42. Hot rods by EisPick · · Score: 2

    If your car is too complicated to customize, maybe you should consider souping-up some other things around the house.

  43. Luddites unite! by Matey-O · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (Oh boy, FINALLY a topic I know something about!)

    I'd MUCH RATHER have a GOOD factory security system than a botched aftermarket one. (I've had 4 cars that had aftermarket systems installed by previous owners. ALL of them have caused more headaches than the 'security' they provided.)

    Having any kind of security system will not likely prevent the really serious fella trying to seal your car. While you CAN buy LOJACK et al, they pretty much ensure you get back the bits and pieces you DON'T care about. By the time somebody recovers the professionally stolen car, all the nifty doodads have been stripped or broken.

    I own Corvettes. (That my, ahem, other hobby) One's an 89 and the other's a 98 (OBD I and III) yeah they're more difficult to work on than the 76 Pontiac I _just_ got rid of, but no more so than working on computers. Often, that 'technological B$' folks complain about actually HELPS in diagnosing the problem.

    If you aren't willing to spend time learning how to work on something, you probably oughtn'ta go at it uneducated.

    As far as installing the remote starter, it didn't sound like you wanted it bad enough. IMHO, the one thing it MIGHT give you (remote starting) isn't worth the things you MIGHT get (wiring issues, intermittent gremlins, connections that don't AGE well.)

    Honestly, a Nerd complaining about complexity on Slashdot...who'da thunk?

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  44. Build an EV/ Learn CAN by mfarver · · Score: 2
    Some thoughts:

    Many car manufacturers are moving to using industry standard buses and protocols (CAN and a couple of SAE standards) for internal communication. There is a lot of "wiggle" room for people to come up with Gizmos that attach to this hardware and do things the manufacturer never intended. For example.. many people love to have a tach, but many dashs lack them. The tach information is available on the computer/diagnostic bus, how about designing a simple PIC circuit to read the RPM message and display it on a LED display.

    Lets face it.. hardware hacking in all its forms has gotton harder and harder for the last 20 years as more custom PLC and ASIC devices appear and Surface mount becuase the standard.

    If you really want a challenge, convert your old gas powered car to electric. You'll end up with an extremely simple system you can work on yourself (only one moving part in an electric motor and no need for complex computers and emission controls) as well as a car that will get you to work in the worst weather, without the need to warm it up. (Just jump in and go, heat is electric and instantanous) and DC motors can really hual ass. Oh.. and its non-polluting, so you can feel smug about never having to get a smog check again.

  45. This was news..in 1985. by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

    C'mon this is hardly an amazing revelation. Cars have been getting more and more computerized and difficult for the average Joe to repair for at least the last 15 years. Open the hood on any car from *1990* and you'll find a big black box with wires running out of it. It controls the fuel injection, the engine tests, the digital controls, you name it. You don't want to be messing around with those cars, except maybe to change the oil.

    But how is this different than any other electronic consumer device? Nobody hacks up their PC motherboard or DVD player innards. And nobody complains about it either, not even the crazies who think that every corporate manuver is an encroachment on freedom of speech.

  46. Oops, you gave me an opportunity by gmhowell · · Score: 2

    First of all, you are a puss. If you are installing one of those things, you have an automatic. Second, real mods are not 'installing a remote starter'. It's squeezing a big freakin' engine into a little dinky car. (Saw a Chevy big block crammed into a Nash Met a few years ago in HotRod).

    Second, I'd prefer a v-8 with rear drive. But with a family, a Mustang/Camaro doesn't cut it. So I'll be driving FWD I-4 or v-6 engines with tons of electronic controls.

    Now, for just a handful of engines with which I am slightly familiar:

    Zetec I-4 (ford focus): turbos, superchargers, nitrous.

    Duratec v-6 (ford contour): superchargers (for some models), nitrous.

    Honda I-4 (civics, CRV's): block and head upgrades, turbos, superchargers, more handling kits and brake kits than you can shake a stick at.

    VW 4's and 6's: see above.

    See, there's tons of stuff available for certain cars. Real stuff. And of course, if you like remote starters, neon trim, and 100w headlights, you can always go to JC Whitney.

    And if you want traditional cars, they are available aplenty. 60's Mustangs and Camaros. 80's BMWs. And if you like old iron, there are tons of component (kit) cars available. Any ford up to WWII. Almost any Chevy of the same vintage. I've seen kits to put a '55 chevy on a late model Caprice.

    The enthusiast magazines have been asking this question for years. And the answer has always come back a resounding 'NO'.

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  47. Computer Controls are our Friends by Nightclaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comparing modern computer-controlled cars to closed-source software is a bit unfair, really. Modern cars are VERY hackable, if you know what you're doing and don't mind voiding parts of your warranty. The car-modding game's the same, but the rules have changed is all. If you understand the rules, there is little you cannot mod on a new car.

    To use my own car as an example, there is a program that would allow me to modify the fuel tables, ignition tables and other operational parameters on the on-board computer using a standard PC (program: LS1Edit). This acheives the same thing as playing with the distributor dwell and carb mixture on an older engine, and then some.

    Or, for the less adventurous, Hypertech makes a device that allows you to apply "macros" to the onboard computer, doing the same thing as LS1Edit, but to a lesser degree.

    Further, modern cars (with the appropriate computer hacks) still respond quite nicely to the old-school tricks: headers, camshafts, intakes, strokers, blowers, etc. It's like having the best of both worlds - the reliability and economy of computer control, and the performance and "hackability" of old-school tricks.

    It all comes down to learning new rules to play the same old game. :-)

    1. Re:Computer Controls are our Friends by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Further, modern cars (with the appropriate computer hacks) still respond quite nicely to the old-school tricks: headers, camshafts, intakes, strokers, blowers, etc. It's like having the best of both worlds - the reliability and economy of computer control, and the performance and "hackability" of old-school tricks.

      Indeed, that is exactly how companies in Germany like Alpina, Brabaus, Lorinser, and a few others have produced some amazing engineering feats in turning already-fast BMW and Mercedes-Benz automobiles into something you can scare Ferrari drivers easily. :-) I've seen Brabaus-modified M-B E320's with 6.0-liter V-12's that can top 320 km/h (198 mph) easily.

  48. Keys to Spare by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    A good idea, with a few warnings. First, some manufacturers store the chip in the tongue, so cutting it off would simply destroy the key, Also, the chipped part of the key could be inserted, and then the car could be started with a screwdriver (the key part ensures the lock cylinder will turn easily, and the chip starts the car). With those warnings in mind, have at those cutters!

    Virg

  49. A few thoughts by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Auto hacking isn't dead, it's mutated and evolved. No longer can you rebuild your carburator with a Swiss Army knife, like you could on old VW Bugs.. No longer can you do those little tweaks that let you eek a few extra HP's out of your 'Cuda..

    Similarly the computer hackery of yore has passed from sight, only to be replaced with OC madness, case modification, heavy-duty server setups in one's broom closet, and so on..

    It used to be that hackers would race hard-drives across table tops, and race Mustangs down the main drag. Now, the script-kiddies and rice-boys put skins on their virus generators and Acura Type R stickers on their Dodge Neons!!!

    Flash has replaced content. It's all about appearances, and who cracks first.. Neon light kits under the chasis of either your Dell or your Civic warn that you are clearly a force to be reckoned with.. A 40 pound spoiler and a muffler the size of a coffee can are the automotive equivalent of running an animated desktop hack or semi-transparent windows - performance be damned!!

    Just as in computing, auto-hacking has simply grown, and become so widely exposed that it's attracted it's own brand of poseur. There's the wankers who put stickers on their cars, because race cars have stickers, so stickers turn mom's old beater into a renegade from Indy.. There's the wankers who assign unique audio events to every window action and have true-color, animated mouse pointers.

    Then there are guys who rewire their own auto audio systems, making sure the trunk DOES NOT rattle when they turn the music up, and those who put performance parts in and then actually USE them in motocross events. These are the overclockers and liquid-coolers of the auto-hacking world.

    Take a look at the Honda Insight, and note the very cool side-mirror to LCD screen hack.. There is still auto-hacking.. But like real PC hacking, it takes effort, perseverence and creativity.

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  50. Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Malc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My Passat has the same 1.8T engine that is used from Jettas/Golfs all the way up to Audi TTs. The computer chip that controls the engine is programmed to de-tune it compared with the Audis. Some of the things the chip does is control maximum turbo pressure, etc. Considering the price difference, I guess they don't want performance equality between VW and Audi. My Passat only gets 150hp, whereas the TT gets 225hp from the same engine. Seeing as some many components are shared with Audi, the car can easily take these changes. Another common hack is getting the tiptronic transmission re-programmed to modify the shift points and the time it takes to shift.

    There is a big market in reprogramming or replacement ECM chips... I can easily get another 40hp and perhaps better millege by going down this route. The hp can be increased further with turbo replacements, etc, but apparently, you start having to make other big changes for the car to handle 200+hp.

    Take a look around http://www.clubb5.com/ for some ideas... these B5 Passats are very hackable. Whether it's just plugging a laptop into the VAG-COM thing and re-programming the locks, or wiring in new tools like The Alien, or putting in Xenon lights and the Audi sport suspension.

    1. Re:Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Buran · · Score: 2

      I've got no plans in the immediate future to chip my Golf 2.0, but I did put in GTI headlamps with fog lights (cost me all of $250 buying parts used; I now have much better lighting in bad weather.) When the car's ten years old and the powertrain warranty runs out, I'll swap in a VR6 engine and a Tiptronic tranny. It'll cost $5,000-$7,000 I'm sure, but that's a lot cheaper than a new car.

      Yep, just about any VW engine will fit in any VW body. All the mount points are there.

      Then there's big brake kits, those Bosch Xenon HID upgrades you mentioned (1,300 or so for a Golf/GTI), adding the MFA computer to a car that didn't come with it (now that's a very cool hack -- someone on the VW site I'm on has done it), etc. etc. ...

      I've played with a VAG-COM on my car. Nifty. :)

      Are you a Vortexer?

    2. Re:Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Buran · · Score: 2

      I love those wheels! I've thought about getting some for my Golf (the ones for Passats won't fit; different bolt pattern, but they're also available in the Golf's pattern).

      If you would like to know how to connect your rear fog -- it is fiendishly simple -- I've done it and can give you some pointers, though I'll have to check to make sure that there's no drastic changes in the pinout on the taillight end. It's there but not connected in NA cars; you just need to run a wire from the switch to the socket and put a bulb in.

      You'll need this Euro headlight switch to make it work. (The rear fog indicator in these doesn't light up; mine does but that's a custom hack I had someone do for me. Depending on when your car was made, you may have a working in-dash fog indicator, or may be able to wire it to work if not.)

      Tell your cousin-in-law I love his Passat! The only thing that'd make it better would be if it were a wagon. :)

  51. Close but Not Quite by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Two things: first, some keys have the brains on the tongue, not the head. Second, virtually every key has the interface on the tongue, so cutting it off leaves you with a chip that can't talk to the antitheft system.

    Virg

  52. If you need a remote starter... by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 2

    You probably live in too cold a climate and/or don't have a garage. I would suggest moving far enough south that frost on your windows during the day isn't a problem. In the morning you car will be in your warm garage, so no problem then either...

    :-)

    Believe me, I know your pain, I just moved 900 miles south of where I used to live. I am getting spoiled awfully quickly with upper 70 degree temps in December... I don't think you could get me back up north for anything now.

  53. 'Cause of the Mods.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2
    "I don't recall seeing legislation requiring you to go buy a Honda."

    But all the good 'Riceboy mods' are only available for Hondas..... You can wire the trunk release button on the remote starter to the cleverly mounted fire extinguisher to put out the electrical fire caused by improper installation of the car starter

  54. Settable Parameters by Boomer2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will automakers offer the ability to set options? When we make them, of course.

    I personally hate the lighting systems that act like your mom. I don't want my lights on during the day. I also want the dome light to go off immediately when I shut off the car, unless I intervene. I also don't want the @$%# locks to lock every time the car goes off->on and vice versa.

    Add to that the ability to turn on/off the chipped key requirement and whatever else isn't absolutely required for the car to run.

    Would it be so hard to allow the owner to chose?

  55. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > Anyone else remember when one could adjust the carburetor, adjust the spark gap, bolt on a different carb, or connect more speakers to the radio?

    Anyone remember when all the chips in your computer were 0.300" DIPs, no surface mount, easy to glom probes onto and desolder and replace? All standard TTL, no ASICs to speak of?

    Anyone remember when it took 100 chips to make a motherboard?

    As much as I miss old-sk00l hardware-hacking, the fact is that you couldn't build an Athlon system with a GF3 Ti500 without ASICs and other "hard-to-hack" parts.

    Likewise, you can't have new-sk00l things like onboard GPS, in-dash map views, collision-avoidance, heads-up displays, and EFI on your car without some "hard-to-hack" parts.

    Cars may not be as much fun as they used to be, but on the whole, they're quieter, more efficient, and more usable. You win some, you lose some.

  56. Anybody else thinking "who cares"? by scott1853 · · Score: 2

    It's a car. You want to be a motorhead, go get a 70's chevy and do whatever you want to it.

    Personally I really don't consider buying an off the shelf add-on kit to be hacking. Hacking is something creative that hasn't been done before. Only the original person to hack something is creative, everybody else that performs the same hack is just a script kiddie, er, a wrench kiddie or whatever the automotive equivalent would be.

    If you're just going to complain about a product you didn't research further than the outside packaging, then too bad. Nobody said all car parts are compatible. Auto companies are allowed to create their own devices that don't work well with others.

    I've lost count. Can anybody remind me how many stupid Ask Slashdot articles have been posted in the last month?

  57. Re:Fiber Optics by CMiYC · · Score: 2

    A company called Oasis Semiconductor is working on the "MOST" system. Which provides a fiber optic communication system in cars. The idea is to replaced the copper-based CAN bus with fiber. The added benefit, that they see, is total system integration. In their prime example, the CD player becomes nothing more than a CD-ROM. The data is sent directly to the Amp in the audio system where its decoded and played. This way any system on the car can now have audio output. It also makes it easier to integrate cell phone system into cars. My car as one of those Cellport system installed in it. Which is nice, but if I want a different radio, I'm screwed. With Oasis's system, I could put any radio I want (that supports MOST) in, since its not tied to my cell phone.

    Currently some Mercedes Benz models and *maybe* BMW use MOST. Though, they are only using 4 devices on the chain. Mercedes can, however, at least say they have a fiber optic network in their car.

  58. Re:A better question by kbeast · · Score: 2, Informative

    if you lock your wheels, (turn them all the way to one side) so that the wheel can't move, tow trucks can't move it...

    .kb

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  59. Re:But why? by Malc · · Score: 2

    1) Maybe it's an automatic!

    2) In some places, e.g. the Canadian prairies where a lot of people already leave their car plugged into an engine-block heater in winter, a remote starter is a great idea for gettting the car warm before you get in it. Trust me, it's not fun getting into a -30C car and having to wipe the frost off the inside. It takes 20 minutes before you can even consider taking your gloves off!

  60. just a simple design decision by Preposterous+Coward · · Score: 2
    Look, designing cars is like any kind of engineering: It inevitably involves tradeoffs, and somebody has to make decisions about which combination of tradeoffs will be the most acceptable to the people who actually buy the car.

    What proportion of people do you think are concerned about car theft. Fifty percent, maybe? What proportion of people care about remote starters? Five percent? So clearly the electronic key is a net benefit to the customer base. I'm pulling these particular numbers out of my ass, obviously, but you get the idea...

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  61. OBD-3 and big brother by NastyGnat · · Score: 5, Informative

    You think ODB-II is screwing us, wait till OBD-III goes live. Here are some of the features as stated by the Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA).
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    OBD-III TECHNOLOGIES

    Three ways to send/receive data:
    Roadside reader
    Local station network
    Satellite
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    That's right, a radio link to tell big brother where you are, and what your car is doing. Why??

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    ENFORCEMENT MECHANISMS
    Incorporate into biennial I/M program
    Read fault code to screen for vehicles that need complete testing
    Pass or short test for vehicles with no fault code
    Does not speed up repair process
    Out-of-cycle inspection
    Compile and screen data
    Mail notice to vehicle owner requiring out-of-cycle inspection within 10 days
    Require Certificate of Compliance (C of C) on next registration/resale, or
    Require C of C within 30-60 days, with citation for noncompliance
    Enforce citation via court and/or DMV penalty at next registration
    Roadside Pullover
    CHP flags down vehicles with fault codes
    Technician verifies problem by inspecting and/or testing vehicle
    Issuance of notice requiring out-of-cycle inspection
    Same enforcement (C of C /citation)
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    On the other hand they also realise that there are legal issues by this statement on their site.

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    OBD-III raises 4th Amendment search and seizure privacy issues:
    ''The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures shall not be violated...''
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    But afterwards state that the OBD system should be leagal because it's a nondiscrimitory, mass population product. Whereas the 4th amendment only protects individual privacy and not a group of individuals.

    Read more about this at
    Sema web site

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  62. Complicated? Yes; Impossible? No by dcavanaugh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The car-starter situation is nothing new. For quite a while, the car manufacturers have been making it harder to build knock-off parts, while simultaneously preserving installation revenue for the dealers. Funky tools, fasteners, threads, anything to discourage the non-dealer mechanic or the knock-off manufacturer. Standardization encourages dealer avoidance, hacking, cloning and (in the case of cars) theft. Cars with lots of interchangeable parts are popular with the "chop shops".

    To be fair about it, Honda had a big problem with theft. It's no secret that the engine computer is the final frontier of anti-theft technology. How can anyone critize Honda for addressing the problem?

    Car hacking is not dead, but it requires more ingenuity than it used to. I remember the old days when I upgraded my home computer by soldering additional memory chips on top of the onboard memory. Just because I can't do that with a modern motherboard, does that make it "unhackable"?

  63. Most car probles are because of patents by argoff · · Score: 2

    If car companies could copy from each other freely, you would see a totally different market. Parts would be much more interchangable, standardized, and adaptable. Even as things modernized, they would be modernized as components that would likely be easy to swap in and out. Things like planned obsolesence, or the dealer monopolizing service would be a thing of the past. Prices would probably come down considerably, while R&D especially in enviromental friendly technologies would go up. Today enviromental regulations are often used to gain more profits at the expense of poor people by pushing used cars out of the market and making it more difficult for new competition to get in the game.

    Think PC. One of the greatest things to happen to the industry was when IBM and Intel lost the lawsuits claiming that people who coppied their interfaces were voilating their intellectual property. It opened the flood gates for AMD, Compaq, and millions of other vendors.

    Getting rid of patents would take things a step further in the PC and the Auto industry.

  64. Top Stolen.. by detritus. · · Score: 2

    Remember, though, For many years, Honda has, and still does hold the title as one of the top stolen cars in the US. Your point is still legitimate, especially when these new ignition systems have no effect on making insurance rates cheaper...

  65. Hacking cars via software by kingdon · · Score: 2

    Not only are people hacking their computerized new-fangled cars, there is even a sourceforge project, although perhaps the most interesting part of that project is the links, for example to FreeScan or LT1_Edit (the former free at least as in beer, the latter is for $$$).

    Happy hacking!

  66. Need a Key to remote-start? by tzanger · · Score: 2

    What an assinine idea...

    At least with my Grand Cherokee you could disable the alarm system by grounding a wire. Sure the alarm isn't enabled anymore, but the car will start and you still need a key in the ignition to drive it off.

    Leaving a key in the car is a very very dumb idea. I wonder if your insurance company will cover theft in this case.

  67. Ever hear of OBD-II? by GrammarPhone · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your neighborhood grease monkey can't do much to a modern car without a bunch of electronic gear interfacing to the car's computer. It's almost a little anti-competitive.

    Well, since 1996, every car sold in America has required OBD-II compliance, which dictates a requirement for an interface to the engine management computer that adheres to certain government standards. As a result, with a Palm Pilot and a $200 cable, anyone can pull all sorts of nifty information from any modern car's engine computer. Not exactly "a bunch" of electronic gear, when the whole setup fits in a jacket pocket.

    One could argue that such standards are pro-competition, since one doesn't need a bunch of specialized equipment for each manufacturer (the situation prior to OBD-II). No need for a Ford computer tool, a GM computer tool, a BMW computer tool, etc...

    In short, you can still work on your own car. Just like 50 years ago, you can't do anything without the proper tools. Just happens that the tools are electronic now, rather than mechanical.

    And, like many people are going to tell you, if you don't like it, buy a TR6 and shut the hell up.

  68. Why Write A Ticket? by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Versus, say, simply having the car refuse to go over the speed limit?

    They were talking about that on CNN while I was travelling through Europe. It's quite feasible to implement it. It's also quite feasible to implement automatic ticketing that tickets all speeders all the time. Neither system would stand a chance of hell of ever getting implemented. In the case of the car just refusing to speed, that'd eliminate speeding ticket revenue and a lot of places depend on that revenue. In the case of the automatic ticketing thing, people would force the speed limits to be removed or raised to the actual speeds people drive at (Which again would have the effect of eliminating those lovely ticket revenues.)

    What this adds up to is that there is a system that is arbitrairly enforced against a population which more or less completely ignores the posted limits.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  69. Let me show you the way to VATS bypass by logicassasin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's actually quite simple - the "chip" on the key is nothing more than a resistor. In order to bypass it, you need to find it's value with a simple multi-meter. Once you have that, you need to add a few resistors, to approximate that resistance as closely as possible, to the VATS sensor wire in the ignition column.

    Most remote start kits should come with several resistors for just this reason.

    BTW, car audio/security/sales was my profession for 6 years. Back in those days, we cursed the big 3 daily for their "new innovations" that made our jobs harder.

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    Fifty watts per channel, baby cakes.
  70. Anti-Theft Devices by jd · · Score: 2
    IMHO, most of the "extras" that go into anti-theft devices have a very very poor cost/benefit ratio.


    In the UK, police regularly talk on TV about how even the "most secure" cars can be cracked inside of 30 seconds. An unsecured car takes a mere 12, apparently.


    Wow. I'm sure that the 20 extra seconds is really going to help, in practice.


    Methinks that the best approach to car security is to build the damn security device yourself, from first principles. Even if it doesn't work worth a damn, it'll still work out cheaper. And if it DOES work, you'll be sitting on a gold-mine that'll turn the spam-mailers green with envy.


    (One approach I've considered is using the car's electrical properties, such as capacitance, as a means of obtaining biometrics on whoever is in contact with it. Easy to wire up, requires no fancy sensors, but turning the data into a useful ID would be difficult.)

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  71. Yup. by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hacking a computer is nice and no big deal, because they are cheap (Compared to cars.) and unnecessary for things like getting to work, the grocery store, etc. If I screw up my computer, no big deal, it can wait to be fixed. If I screw up my car, my life is thrown into a screwy loop. If my computer is stolen I go drop $1500 on a new one and wait for the insurance company to reimburse me, if my car is stolen I cannot go anywhere until the insurance company reimburses the creditor of the car and I can buy a new one.

    Cars are not meant to be toys anymore. If you really insist on playing with your car, buy an old mustang that you don't need to worry about.

  72. Re:other ignition (killing) technologies by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

    Someone has watched "Runaway" one too many times :)

    Seriously, though I think the best answer is an EMP gun mounted on the front of police cars, designed to fry a fleeing vehicle's car computer, from about 15 feet which causes the engine to stall and the car to coast to a stop. Much safer than a carpet-o-nails which can cause dramatic loss of steering with either or both front tires being blown out.

    How about a Matrix-esque bluetooth-type proprietary no-hop wireless network that would allow a cop to kill all compatible engines within a small radius. The circuitry would be the size of a small pager's motherboard and could be built right into the computer, not as a hackable add-on. Ooooh, he can use the MDT to select the vehicle to kill from a list that pops up, showing the year, make, model, color and vin. But that would lend itself to automated license checks whereby the MDT would pop up on the screen any nearby cars that are stolen (a la LoJack) or who's owner's license is suspended. I got caught once by a cop in Princeton, NJ who was pulling up behind each and every car on the highway at 2:30am and running their tags to check their owner status.

    Nah, I like the EMP gun better. No one's stealing 74 Nova's anymore ;)

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    Intelligent Life on Earth
  73. This isn't informative... by SaDan · · Score: 2

    ...because the article the poster is referring to is a load of bunk.

    Yes, the Camaro and Firebird are going away. GM decided they'd rather use their resources dedicated to the F-Body platform to produce more profitable automobiles or trucks.

    No, the tiny engines in today's imports aren't better than the heavy iron (or aluminum) that comes out of Detroit. Anything you can do to an import you can do to domestic muscle, and vice versa.

    And there isn't a chip on the market for a Honda that will give you 50 horsepower over your stock chip. Not unless you've already done a ton of other mods, like new cams, intake, exhaust, pistons, head work, etc. The same is true for Camaros, Firebirds, Mustangs, etc.

    Vehicles are just as "hackable" today as they've ever been. You just need more/different tools to do the job now.

  74. Drive by wire. by SaDan · · Score: 2

    I know the new Corvettes use a "drive by wire" system for the gas pedal these days. I think there's another GM vehicle out there where the steering will be done by electronic control instead of a shaft that runs through the engine bay.

    It's just a question of how reliable can the manufacturer make the system. Lots of testing has to be done, and it will take years to perfect something like an optically controlled vehicle.

    We'll see these kinds of vehicles more and more in our lifetime, I believe.

    And you thought your car was hard to work on NOW! ;-)

  75. Re:A better question by dbrower · · Score: 2
    if you lock your wheels, (turn them all the way to one side) so that the wheel can't move, tow trucks can't move it...
    (1) wheel dolly; (2) flatbed truck.

    Don't you think they can tow away wrecks with smashed in frontends and no wheels? What naivete to think that locked, curbed wheels are even a nuisance!

    -dB

    --
    "It if was easy to do, we'd find someone cheaper than you to do it."
  76. A true way to prevent your car from being stolen.. by GRH · · Score: 2, Informative

    LOL, thats an interesting assesment. At a local car show I was near the security booth when one man came to report his 1969 camaro was stolen and he couldn't figure out how it was stolen since he had the rotor out of the distributor in his pocket. Literally within 5 minutes another man came in to report that someone stole the rotor out of the distributor on his chevy truck.

    Now I'm laughing since I read the same story in a car-mag (think it was Carcraft) a few months ago.

    Back on-topic, the best way to prevent your nearly new car from being stolen is to wire a hidden switch into the fuel pump circuit. Forget about clubs, they won't stop someone who's determined.

    If you shut off the fuel pump circuit when you park, the sequence of events when a thief steals your car will be as follows:
    1) they break into the car (well duh!)
    2) they break off any clubs, etc
    3) they break the ignition lock
    4) start the car (it will still start without the pump)
    5) they drive about 50 feet and the car stalls (no more fuel)

    Now, the thief is totally exposed with onlookers wondering why he stopped his car in the middle of the parking lot. You can bet that he'll run for it since he can't futz around with so much attention.

    The key is to make sure the kill switch is hidden or non-obvious. I've seen friends use the cigarette lighter (they didn't smoke) as the switch. Pretty sneaky eh?

    Although my insurance company won't give me a discount for this "anti-theft" system, I'd rather still have my car than a few more bucks in my pocket.

    I've been hacking on cars (old and new) for 20 years and this is the best anti-theft system I've thought of for cars with electric fuel pumps.

    GRH

  77. DMCA by Krimsen · · Score: 2

    Yeah, it's not like there's some sort of DMCA for cars.... yet.

  78. Re:other ignition (killing) technologies by scumdamn · · Score: 2

    I personally hope the '74 Nova isn't on the list because that's the exact make and model of my car. They'll have to use the EMP gun on me because the only computer in my car is my laptop!
    Seriously, though, the best cars to hack are older ones. There's nothing like a built Chevy 350, a 4-barrel carb, shaved door handles, no catalytic converter, etc. (or course, this isn't exactly describing my car, but it's not completely impossible.

  79. Contrary to popular belief... by Keeper · · Score: 2

    I've actually found my '01 Eclipse to be easier to work on than my '84 Ranger. Brakes are simpler, struts/shocks are simpler, sparkplugs are way simpler, changing the oil is a snap. The engine is a more complicated design, but it's drastically easier to do work on. It LOOKS harder to work on, but when you get your hands dirty you find out that it's easier.

    If something is going wrong, I just need to get an ODB-II logger ($150 w/cable & software) to pull the code out of the computer -- opposed to my truck where I've got to guess why the idle is off. Not only that, but I can actually have it log the performance characteristics of the car while I'm driving for even more diagnostic information.

    You lose some flexability you previously had with non-computer controled vehicles, but you also gain more flexability in other areas. It's just a different kind of technology -- you've gotta get used to it. And when you figure it out, you've got more control than you could ever get before.

  80. Not true at all by Jumperalex · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a heavy modder of my own 97 OBD-II computer controlled car I can say without a doubt that it is now EASIER to hack a car then ever. Before when you wanted to do a change to the car which might effect mixture (it seemed like EVERYTHING effected it) you had to go through the effort to rejet the carb and even then it was a compromise between running the ragged edge of destruction and being fast. You had to worry about weather changes, altitude changes, etc

    Now with computer control the variables are handled, changing fuel ratio is as easy as tuning a knob or changing a parm in a laptop.

    Sure it requires a different set of tools, tools which might make the average greese monkey who has never worked on anything more moden then a carbed 5.0 motor cring in fear, but the fact is the data that is available via the ECU, and the ease with which engine parms can be changed is way better then before. Modern diagnostics make troubleshooting disturbingly easy.

    And lets not forget the actual engines themselves are not all that different. The only "new" fangled thing is variable cam timing and even that is still just a "variation" hehe of a theme. you still have to get air in, and as much of it as possible, inject the right amount of fuel, ignite the spark at the right time, and get rid of all the burnt gas.

    In the old days you could only make course adjustments that effected the entire operating range of the motor. And you can still do that today. But today you also have the ability to optimize the entire range of operation with no sacrifices. Some might call the complicated, I call that elegance and simplicity because now I can just do what I want and not have to think about striking a balance.

    No. Cars are EASIER today then they were 15 years ago. When I can spend $95 on a Palm M100 and $165 on a cable and software to be able to interface with my cars computer don't tell me it is too expensive either. Just admit that you aren't willing to learn something new and you can't think outside your own self-imposed box. Cause it isn't that complicated and the basic principles of an internal combustion engine haven't changed.

    Hell I know guys who are able to mod their cars to go fast who I know darn well couldn't work on a carb, or time a distributor to save their life. But they sure can punch a number into a laptop.

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  81. My car already has that! by Jethro · · Score: 2
    let's put speed governers in everyone's car so nobody can drive too fast.
    My car ('99 Pontiac Grand Prix) has that 'feature' built in! When you try to go over 108MPH, the chip in the engine won't let you. Why on Earth they chose 108MPH is beyond me, and you can go and get someone to reprogram the thing, but still.
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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
    1. Re:My car already has that! by adolf · · Score: 2

      Most (all?) modern American cars have such governers. They're in place to prevent you from exceeding the speed rating of the OEM tires. The idea is to keep centrifugal force and heat from ripping the tires apart, which can be rather devestating at triple-digit speeds.

      My 1995 Beretta kills the fuel supply at 112MPH, due to the S-rated Generals that were fitted at the factory.

      Back on topic: the system is not smart enough to recognize that it now has H-rated (140MPH) rubber at all corners, thus requiring a payment of several hundreds of dollars to a company like Neuspeed for a custom ROM to eliminate the "feature". Which sucks, and is expensive, and complicated.

      OTOH, I've never found a good reason to go any faster than that, although I do find myself creeping up on 110MPH with some frequency.

  82. Nope. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

    My 98 VW Passat has a boost chip (+47 hp, +66 ft-lbs), a McIntosh amp, a door mounted wall socket, a built in link for my PDA and so forth.

    My coworker's 2000 Impala has a supercharger, larger injectors, a custom fuel program, custom ABS and traction control (to allow the supercharger to catch the wheels with full torque, which will definitely spin them), a WIn NT based PC and a big amp adjustment.

    My friend's 2001 Accord has a dreamcast in his glove box and a pop up monitor installed in dash.

    It takes more skill, but there is NO problem hacking cars any way you want to anymore -- so long as your car manufacturer lets you do so. I guarantee you it is not so easy to hack a Benz or a Bimmer due to their theft systems. Even the Passat requires you have a password to reset your MFD (economy / odo) and radio. But with these in mind, the world is your oyster, man.

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    Hey freaks: now you're ju
  83. Irony by griffjon · · Score: 2

    (totally off topic. This is what 50 karma caps are FOR)
    Texas Senator Barrientos, who supported the move to .08 and, worse, legislation that allows a cop to take your driver's license away (90 days) if you refuse to submit to a breathalyzer on the spot (regardless of if you are drunk or not), was caught DWI this Thanksgiving.

    Making manslaughter caused by unsafe driving carry a harsher sentence is the better solution to these problems. Make people do time for real crime, not thought crime.

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    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
    1. Re:Irony by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Even worse- in PA and NJ if you refuse a blood alcohol level test you automatically lose your license for 1 year. No way around it, it's part of the legalese when you get your license. Even if you were NOT over the limit, you still lose your license for the year.

      In NY (or NYC, not sure), if you get a DUI you lose your car, automatically. Also no way around it unless you beat the DUI. And from what I've heard on the news, they don't take very good car of these cars in the interim (they must know which cases are weak since if they did it to all cars they would lose value on the resell) and they are not very responsive in returning your car upon dismissal or acquittal (up to 2 months!).

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  84. Blame the Environmentalists for "tamper proof" by tz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is a violation of federal law to tamper with any automotive emission system. That is one reason the modules are made difficult to alter. The other reason is purely the harsh environment, things like hot salt spray isn't good for circuit boards and other electronics.

    But the engine control module and software, etc. is all part of the "emission control system". Modify them and you aren't "street legal". The anti-theft portion comes from the insurance companies. Many people won't buy models if the insurance gets too expensive.

  85. Re:Car security! by ryanwright · · Score: 2

    Ah, so it's nice to know that you car is secure with a fancy key required to start it, and yet you leave the thing running in your driveway,
    while you get ready for work!


    You know nothing about remote starters. They start the car but leave the doors LOCKED. If you attempt to put the car into gear or otherwise touch the brakes without inserting the key and turning the ignition on, the system will shut the engine off. Again, the car will start remotely but cannot be driven without the key (unless you hotwire it, in which case it's no less safe than a car without a remote starter).

    The problem here is with these new ignitions, you have to buy a special module to install in your car and stick a spare key in that module. Then, the thief just has to reach under the dash, grab the key and he's good to go. Bad idea.

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    -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  86. Re:Car security! by Griim · · Score: 2

    You didn't read the parent post to this. The guy is talking on one hand about how he loves the security of the new key-chips, yet he goes outside in his pajamas in the morning to start the car to warm it up before work while he gets ready. He's not using a remote starter of any sort. :)

  87. Some people in Germany hack their diesel cars... by DocSnyder · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...to drive with vegetable oil - real rapeseed or sunflower oil which is normally used for salads or cooking. Some people even filter oil used for making french fries or hamburgers and drive their cars with it.

    In general, vegoil is much thicker than mineral diesel, requiring the fuel system to work harder - the injection pump might break after some time, or the injectors become dirty by inefficiently combusted fuel. So they heat the vegoil before giving it into the injection system. If you have ever put some oil into a pan and heated it, you'll know why - it's getting thin like water and much easier for the diesel engine to handle. Heat is being provided by electrical equipment, similar to a coffee-maker, or by the engine's watercooling system.

    There is a community who shares experiences, plans and reports about their modifications on "http://www.fmso.de/" (in German), in a way which is quite similar to the free-software development most of us are familiar with. AFAIK in other countries like France or the UK there is a "vegoil community", too.

    Sheer horsepower is not the main reason - most of them drive old non-turbo diesel engines with 50 or 60 hp, and these things don't really become faster with vegoil (there are a few ones who even hack their new TDI (Audi/VW) or CDI (Mercedes) engines - they _are_ hackable if you know how). However, vegoil is much cheaper (EUR 0.45/l) than mineral diesel (EUR 0.80/l), and it is neutral on carbondioxide - the engines spit at most the amount of CO2 into the atmosphere which the oil plants have consumed a year ago. Particles and toxic pollutions are much lower with vegoil than with dino diesel. Yet the main reason for most of these people to hack their cars is "just for fun".

    BTW no one of them has a remote-controlled engine starter - these things are illegal in Germany because of unnecessarily polluting the air. If you want to have a warm car on a freezy winter morning, use a combustive or electrical (AC-powered) heating system.

  88. Re:chipped keys and remote starters by shumacher · · Score: 2
    And remote car starters? You would have to disable the clutch interlock, so imagine you're parked on a city street with your car in gear. You start the car remotely and - BANG - your starter motor pushes your car into another one. Or down a hill.

    You need a slushbox. Most of these starter kits say "For use on vehicles with automatic transmissions."
    I can think of better ways to hack within a car: How bout an audio system that lets you record instead of just play?

    Look at Sony's Minidisc head units. JC Whitney used to sell a dual cassette head unit with high speed dubbing and recording.
  89. WRX modifications by Goonie · · Score: 2
    Interesting you mention the WRX. In Australia, modifying these little beauties is *very* big business. There are kits available to take the stock version to approximately 320HP, and they're still street-legal and even semi-practical as a daily driver. Tweaking them to about 270HP can be done for about 1500USD, apparently.

    I own a (stock) example, and driving it on a twisty mountain road is about the most fun you can have with your clothes on :)

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
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  90. Re:A true way to prevent your car from being stole by WasterDave · · Score: 2

    I think I remember a vague plan involving one way valves on the hydraulics. Basically it involves making it so the brakes and clutch can be applied, but not taken off again.

    While living in Newcastle (a city in the UK with big joyriding problems) I was also considering padlocking the clutch to the floor - under a similar "won't notice it until it's too late" theory.

    Dave

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    I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
  91. The right car by HamNRye · · Score: 2

    The right car makes for better hacking. Old BUGs were the best, because you can find all of this great stuff for them. The modern equivalent would be a PT Cruiser. Check out ptcruiserlinks.com and see for yourself.

    On a side note, car hacking has in many ways become easier than ever. Readily available and easy-to-operate sign making equipment has led to a much greater availability of vinyl graphics and bumper stickers. The internet has you connected to many smaller artisans who truly make some impressive car accessories. (Check out flameball.com)

    For performance modding, the new and better manufacturing techniques make for parts that fit without adjustment, and again at a greater availability. Combine that with a wealth of information at your fingertips via Google, and voila!

    '80's cars (american) were designed not to be modded. This led to the modern rice rocket, and the decline of American cars. The Detroit (OK, Toluca Mexico) auto makers are reversing that trend.

    "It's impossible" is always the matra of the man who didn't try hard enough.

    ~Hammy

  92. Actual Reply by Buffalo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know this comment will never get read...

    But there's no need to buy the expensive modules the remote starter company says is required for transponder key setups... their $20-$30 adapter is actual nothing except 3 wires, a relay and a spare key.

  93. Re:hack it. by ryanwright · · Score: 2

    What, you mean the Segway type R?

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    -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  94. Re:Car security! by ryanwright · · Score: 2

    He's not using a remote starter of any sort. :)

    Ah ha. Got it. I was under the impression you were talking about the guy with the "Ask Slashdot" question that started this whole discussion. Makes sense now. :)

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    -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  95. Hacking cars is far from dead by i0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems wherever I go, I hear someone complaining how new cars require you to be as smart as this or that kindof scientist to work on them nowadays. I really dont feel that its true. My 50 year-old father who's been working on cars since he was 16 felt this way. I took him into the garage one day to explain some stuff about our Ford Taurus. The one thing that you have to remember is that the engine in new cars is the same engine that was in cars in 1960; there's just tons of little gadgets bolted on to them. Instead of a carburetor, you have fuel injectors shooting the fuel directly behind the intake valves. Instead of a fixed mixture of air/fuel, the computer uses sensors to figure out if the car is running to lean or too rich and adjusts the fuel spray accordingly. People always cite how much diagnostic tools cost and how the normal grease monkey or gearhead cant afford them. While there are diagnostic tools that'll hook up to computers for not all that much (~$300-$500), they're right in that the really good ones are too expensive ($2000+). The plus side though, is that these really aren't needed. Sure they make it a bit easier to check and see whether a sensor is out, but you can check your sensors with a shop manual and an ohmmeter(most Chilton's manuals have the acceptable range of resistance listed). Alternatively, there's usually a few wires on the diagnostic connector (or a diagnostic jumper on the fuse block) that you can short and cause the check engine light to blink an error code. The error code you get from this is the same code you get from using a fancy diagnostic link. You just have to look it up and you know what's wrong (or what the computer *thinks* is wrong). Need a new computer? $20 at the boneyard. Cars today aren't really very different from cars 30 years ago. I have no more trouble working on our '67 Mercury Cougar than I do working on our '98 Ford Taurus.

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    "Moltar, I have a giant brain that is capable of reducing any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."
  96. You should mention German "tuners" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    When I read your comments, I think you're forgetting that there are some companies that have done very well hacking with engine computers with considerable success.

    In Germany, there are companies called tuners that can wring amazing feats out of stock BMW and Mercedes-Benz engines with masterfully-crafted modifications to the intake system, exhaust system, valve train and engine computers. A good example is Brabaus: they modified the stock Mercedes-Benz 6.0-liter V-12 engine to the point that a Brabaus-modified S600 luxury sedan is capable of top-end performance you normally associate with a Ferrari sports car, yet it does it so seamlessly that it drives like a regular car when driven at lower speeds.

    The only thing nowadays is that you do need much more skill in modifying a modern car to achieve greater performance, but then, today's after-market car tuners have gotten very good at their work, too.

    1. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 2

      I am aware that many European companies have success with tuning, but I am not authoritative on that, so I didn't want to comment.

      One thing I'd like to point out is that many European cars use Bosch Motronic ECUs. This means that anyone with enough money can have access to the tuning equipment and information, and often this is what they do.

      Off hand I know Volvo, Audi, and Ferrari use Bosch Motronic systems. It's a very versatile system, yet is limited to people with BIG pockets.

      When you can't afford the minimum $1million pricetag for a Bosch development system, you choose something like Motec. They're based in Austrailia and provide tuning classes, support, and on-site custom tuning, all for a price.

      I had a BMW 850i and it used BMW's proprietary ECU, 3 in fact, 1 for each bank of cylinders and a 3rd management ECU that handled synchronization and frills.

      Engine tuning really boils down to how much money, time, and talent you have. I think that a lot of US companies have yet to learn that, citing that what they're doing is 'good enough'.

      My personal vision is to see aftermarket solutions utilizing OEM ECUs that are more drivable than what the OEM did, but then you have to reengineer all the tools the OEM made in the first place. Perhaps one day we'll see a tunable computer that replaces OEM computers and is CARB legal (being the most pig-headed of the states).

    2. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      I think the issue of getting aftermarket-modified cars to meet CARB regulations is not as big an issue as it once was.

      The reason is simple: auto emission standards in Europe and Japan are getting as strict as the ones found in California. The Japanese Stage III and European Euro 2005 standard are essentially the same as California's Ultra-Low Emission Vehicle standard that has been around for a few years.

      Because aftermarket tuners in Germany have to make their engines comply with the Euro 2005 standard, that means a lot of those increased-performance BMW and M-B vehicles are now legal to sell in California. That's why cars you'll never see in the past in the USA, such as the Brabaus modified Mercedes-Benz models with the hopped-up 6.0-liter V-12 engine, are legal to sell in California today.

    3. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 2

      It's not a matter of whether the vehicle technically passes the EPA or CARB certifications, it's whether the manufacturer feels it necessary to pay for the certifications.

      Many notable cars (Lotus Elise and Audi RS4 are prime examples) are not sold in the US because the manufacturer has no desire to certify the vehicle.

      A 130hp Rover 4 cyl is obviously not a smog threat, but Rover has no interest in certifying it for Lotus, even though they are both owned by Ford. That's why you can get an Elise with an Acura 1.8 (heresy I say!) motor transplant in the US.

      Only recently did a company go through the trouble of certifying the Nissan Skylines for CARB, DOT, and EPA rules. The reason is obvious too; they want $95,000 for a 285hp (I think less) sedan. I remember the 600hp Skylines being the shiznit.

      That goes for the Subaru WRX. I desparately wanted one in 1999, but Subaru couldn't care. At that time the exports were 285hp with the Japanese model being 385hp. THAT is a badass car.

      That Brabus MB could be badass and smog compliant, but unless they pay for certification it isn't gonna happen, which is a shame. Although MB just released their latest V12, a 'variable displacement' version that's more efficient than the previous version. Presumably it simply drops a bank of cylinders, rather than using the Cadillac 8-4-2 design.

    4. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      The reason why Audi isn't bringing over the RS4 is the fact heavy demand in Germany for that car makes it impossible for Audi to ship it overseas. Anyway, I do expect Audi have a new version of the S4 based on the new version of the A4 with around 300 bhp coming by next fall to the US market--that will one very seriously fast car. :-)

      As for the Lotus Elise, the problem with that car was it was never designed to comply with NHTSA safety standards--no bumper protection, for starters. The grey-market Elise cars being brought over by Sun International uses a modified version of the Acura Integra Type R engine--which actually makes this car faster than the Lotus original. I've heard rumors that Sun International wants to put in the new 2.0-liter engine from the Acura RSX Type-S into the Elise pretty soon.

      By the way, according to auto magazines Subaru is in the process of smog-certifying to EPA/CARB standards the 285 bhp engine from the Japanese-market Impreza WRX STi; we may see it as a 2003 model next fall. Can you say 0-60 in 5 seconds? (Yikes!)

      As for the Nissan Skyline, not to worry. Nissan recently showed a design study for the next-generation GT-R model that has left-hand drive, which indicates that Nissan wants to sell the car in the USA. It's likely the US version will have a variant of the engine used on the current Infiniti Q45, which means you're talking almost at least 360-375 bhp for the US-market Skyline GT-R.

      By the way, the Brabaus M-B is certified to sell in the USA because they did spend the US$500,000 to get the CARB/EPA certification for engine.

  97. Ever read Cryptonomicon? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    There's a scene in the book that talks about a street in the philipines where one car alarm will set off another nearby, ect, untill the whole road is screaching.

    I can only imagine what it woudl be like with the screaming woman car alarm...

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  98. No moron by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    What you seem to be wanting is to not allow children to come into contact with adults, because you never know, that adult might want to molest the child.

    That's moronic. There is a difference between illegalizing 'not good things' and illegalizing stuff that lets people do 'not good things' It's bad to rape people, but that doesn't mean we should make laws legally requiring all women to ware armored panties.

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    1. Re:No moron by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      There is a difference between illegalizing 'not good things' and illegalizing stuff that lets people do 'not good things' It's bad to rape people, but that doesn't mean we should make laws legally requiring all women to ware armored panties.

      Precisely. Think of it as 3 approaches to law enforcement. The best method is the make the criminal not want to commit the crime, either by making everyone nice guys or would-be criminals knowing the swift and inevitable punishment that will result. Of varying effectiveness is making the criminal unable to commit the crime, using various types of surveillance and security and, of course, armored panties. Usually least effective is just making it illegal. It's a halfassed attempt by a paper pusher to try and modify the Real World. If they get lucky, it'll have some influence on desire (new threat of punishment) or ability (increased power for law enforcement), but usually it's only effects are more work for cops (which they hate) and lawyers (which they love).

      You can see this in a lot of the recent technology issues. Look at the DMCA: it doesn't make us want to hack software any less (publish it, maybe), it doesn't make us unable to hack software any less. The RIAA trying to get us all off Napster and Kazaa and so forth is similar. With their online systems, they charge about the same prices as before only now per track (no change in desire) and every free file sharing system they take down spawns three more (no change in ability). Obviously they'll never be able to hurt ability, so they need to get us to want to buy from them. And since they really just don't listen when we say that we want artists to be rewarded for their work, such a realization from them may be long in coming.

      Or even ordinary crimes? Violent crime is high in the US since the justice system is a joke (nothing to hinder desire) and counters to ability (eg, a highly armed citizenry) are uncommon. Not a pro-gun argument, per se, just that I think there's some truth to "An armed society is a polite society".

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  99. They are by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Due to anti-polution laws, he wouldn't be able to drive his car unless he spent a shitload of money getting it certified.

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  100. Which means it won't play some discs.. by Myself · · Score: 2

    And owners of these cars will be YET ANOTHER class of consumers that get shat on by the recording industry's misguided attempts to alienate their customer base.

    It's 2:00, I'm at work, and I'm karma-whoring. Yeah.

  101. Re:i think you mean this.... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    Driver Licensing vs. the Right to Travel
    Fallacy! you have the right to travel by whichever means you can afford (like flying, taking the train or riding the dog), or which you have the privilege of using, like driving a car.

    It is not becaue you painted yourself in a corner (by virtually eliminating public transportation) that you suddenly have the "right" to use a car!!!! Expect to have that "right" pulled from you if you don't exercise it responsibly!!!