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USA Busted Trying to Bug China's Presidential 767

morcheeba writes "A new Boeing 767-300ER was refitted to become China's presidental aircraft. What goes into a plane like this? Besides the bedroom, sitting room, bath with a shower, there was a 48" TV, satellite communications, anti-missile defense systems and advanced avionics. And oh yeah, numerous high-tech listening devices. Wonder how those got in. Read the article at washingtonpost.com." CD: The question is, what was the bug in the headboard for?

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  1. Whole new meaning to the term Bedbug! by AtomicSushi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't let the CIA bite.

  2. What's up with washington post today? by epsalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they set their watches wrong, and are now set to Apr 1st?
    Could it be true?

  3. Pillow talk, obviously. by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The bug in the headboard? For picking up pillow talk, obviously.
    -russ

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    1. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by charlie · · Score: 2
      Let me get this straight: they stuck a bugging device in the headboard of the Chinese premier's bed so they could listen in on pillow talk?

      Gee, I'd love to join the Mile High Club when I'm in my eighties, too!

      (Clue: if Tony Blair had a VIP transport of his own, this theory might make sense. But Chinese heads of state seem to get the office on account of having outlived all their grandchildren ...)

    2. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by hyoo · · Score: 2

      Those x10.com ads are infecting the world.

  4. My favorite quote by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Funny
    A CIA spokesman, Bill Harlow, declined to comment on the report, saying, "We never comment on allegations like these, as a matter of policy."
    ...except when we didn't do it.
    1. Re:My favorite quote by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2

      No, the policy is just as stated, never comment on them. Hence the saying, I can neither confirm nor deny ...

  5. Reversed situation by MiTEG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since so many things are manufactured in China and exported to the USA, who's to say that the Chinese haven't been doing this for years? I think it would be very easy to covertly place bugs in things the president has in the Oval Office or Air Force One (electronics, etc.) They just might be doing it a lot more effectively.

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    1. Re:Reversed situation by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Since so many things are manufactured in China and exported to the USA, who's to say that the Chinese haven't been doing this for years?

      It's probably more effective to bug Xiang's 767 than it is to bug several million flip-flops.

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    2. Re:Reversed situation by khuber · · Score: 2

      Exactly - go to your nearest McDonald's and destroy all the Happy Meal toys ASAP.

      -Kevin

    3. Re:Reversed situation by fgk · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Actually, word has it that the DOD does not use any NIC's produced in China, because of possible off-network data streams, ie it is possible to have a nic duplicate a stream of data packets oubound from a targets system, after sending a command to that NIC, remotely. One of the ideas was that the Chinese military is one of the biggest manf's of electronics (dual-use purposes also), and quite possibly could 'bug' almost any system.

      No, this isn't the X-Files.

  6. USA's response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

    1. Re:USA's response by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

      Yep. Boeing's located in Seattle, so bugs kind of go with the territory anyway.

  7. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by canadian_right · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And Bush lives as well as an average American?

    That is an odd thing to complain about when there are so many other glaring human rights problems that are much more serious in china.

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  8. Paranoia... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
    That's the best thing about paranoia... once you get started, it just builds and builds upon itself until it encompasses everything.


    Whether this is true or not does not matter. China figured that they overpaid for the work on the plane. The Chinese government paid $30 million to the Chinese Air Force, who paid the American firms $10,000,000 to do the job. What's a great way to get out of paying your bills? If you're a big nuclear superpower, just make an international incident out of it!


    Cryptnotic

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  9. A matter of trust by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know I've often wondered how countries can trust US equipment sold to them (or Russian equipment, etc): Who says that the day Saudi Arabia pisses the US off all of their F15s might respond to the "die now" signal and plummet to the ground? If I were ever to buy hardware from a country other than my own I'd go through every single mm of it with a fine tooth comb, and then I'd reflash every piece of circuitry, etc: There is no way I'd ever trust what was delivered. Sorta defeats the premise of military trade, but perhaps that's a good thing.

    If this story is true then this will be a disaster for US military and commercial companies: Already there is a world wary of Echelon, but if now they have to worry about every other device being trojan horsed. Having said that, the next time you drink from that "made in China" cup, think to yourself "Would it be in their national interest to put a chemical that slowly leaches into Westerner's systems, causing cancer or just stupifying the society (i.e. lead)."

    1. Re:A matter of trust by ArcticChicken · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've often said that if China ever planned to conquer the world, they wouldn't use something as expensive, messy, and overt as nuclear weapons. They'd simply release masses of cheap, defective electrical products.

      Umm ... wait a minute...

    2. Re:A matter of trust by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      By the same token why would you standardise on an operating system or office software that was built by a US firm. It's infinately easier to install "listening devices" into windows or office then to install them in an airplane. Combine this with the fact that every single company and govt office in your country is going to run the thing on every single desktop and you have a disaster ready to happen.

      The CIA (or NSA, or FBI, or MS) theoretically would be able to read any document, created by any application, on any desktop. That would be a much more powerful spying tool then a bug in an airplane that gets used infrequently.

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    3. Re:A matter of trust by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Chinese have thought of that as well, and are working towards a solution.

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    4. Re:A matter of trust by friscolr · · Score: 2
      if they were at war with said country using hardware they supplied, it's better to fight them and have casualties than to lose weapons trade

      definitely.

      unless i'm a stragetist for a country that is completely self sufficient then i'm going to want to be on good trading relationships with all the countries i need shit from and not have to resort to "oh we sold you the good planes, please keep giving us oil"

      plus the revenue from selling abroad is quite valuable - you can't win wars when you're broke.

      Really it's no different than a "killswitch"-> By refusing to provide replacement parts

      having defective equipment is very different from a trade embargo.

      Iran should have realised they needed to stock pile parts or not have been dependant on that equipment.

      Trade Embargoes and their effects are the reasons fro some rather great wars - deffective equpiment are reasons for political tensions and possible trade embargo repercussions.

      but rather it'd be subtle -> Gosh darnit the amraam

      people make livings off of investigating why one side lost a battle/war and will get mighty suspicious when one side's planes all fall apart while the other sides don't. then they'll wonder if it really was maintenance, training, etc. it's a big gamble to say that they'll eventually believe it was due to incompetency and not malicious acts (gee, those planes never fell apart during trainings or skirmishes with other nations, only against the States...)

      Then again, if the backdoors were only used at precise moments, in a manner similar to decrypted information during WWII, then it would be feasible to give other nations defective equipment. But it's still a really big gamble - it's a very different thing to say "we broke YOUR codes" from "we broke into OUR equipment that we sold you b/c it sucks"

    5. Re:A matter of trust by Cato+the+Elder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if it would be all that bad. Remember, this isn't some random plane, this is one specifically retrofitted for high-level Chinese government officials. It's a matter of respect for our spooks to bug it--shows we're taking them seriously. Then their spooks comb the plane, trying to find _all_ the bugs we planted. The Russians did the same thing with the embassy they built for us, I'm sure we did the same for them.

    6. Re:A matter of trust by cheezehead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In any case I don't imagine that a "killswitch" would be a big dashboard LED, but rather it'd be subtle -> Gosh darnit the amraam just refuses to get a lock for some reason! Why is the radar cluttered and incapable of separating targets?

      I don't think it's as simple as you think. First of all, when the US delivers (say) jet fighters to an allied country, they deliver all the technical information as well (note that if this stuff is too advanced, the plane does not get exported, period. See for example the F-22). The technical information is needed so that maintenance personnel can be trained. There may be exceptions, but usually maintenance and repair are done by local mechanics and engineers. Despite what some people may think, these guys are usually not morons. There is a substantial risk that a trojan horse device will eventually be found. If that happens, all hell breaks loose, and US exports will suffer, to say the least.
      Also, consider that a lot of the equipment like radars, etc. are supplied by sub-contractors. With so many (often hundreds) of companies contributing, the risk of leaks becomes rather big.
      Last, consider that an ally turning into an enemy overnight doesn't happen all that often. The only case I can think of is Iran.

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    7. Re:A matter of trust by athmanb · · Score: 2

      > I would absolutely require the source code to Windows if I were in a buying position in government

      This wouldn't even be enough.
      It's likely that the only compiler able to process the Windows source is Visual C++. And having the compiler come from the same company as the source you're trying to compile opens every possibility of installing a Trojan Horse during compilation.

      So, Windows isn't fit for high security work whether you have access to the source code or not.

    8. Re:A matter of trust by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Two things.

      1) It would not matter if you had the source code. MS has thousands (if not tens of thousands) of DLLs. A keyboard logger could be implanted with the next IE update, Mdac update, service pack, or installed along with some codec by the media player. No country is able to audit every single line of every dll and every service pack. It's best to just not use it at all. Besides if you buy MS software you are taking your tax payers money and giving it to an american company. Why not support the businesses in your own country?

      2) The budgets you mention probably don't reflect the "black budget" portion. The intelligence offices have pretty much unlimited money to do whatever they want (especially under republican governments). Also remember that they raise a ton of money with drug smuggling and other activities would be illegal if you and I did them.

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    9. Re:A matter of trust by hs81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe I'm getting more cynical as I get older but spying is just a fact of life. The US spies on even its friends in Europe and the Europeans are happy to return the favour. Even as individuals we are guilty of the same impulse to watch our neighbours simply out of curiousity. Spying is, and always will be, a fact of life and frankly I'm surprised that the Chinese expected anything less. The only way that this could have been avoided would have been to make it explicit in the contact that once the aircraft was delivered it would be stripped down to search for such devices.

    10. Re:A matter of trust by SectoidRandom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Argh, why does this article come as a supprise to people? I mean, you can be absolutly sure that the moment the Chinese got the plane they had their best people combing the thing for bugs!

      It is ABSOLUTLY EXPECTED that there would be bugs in the thing! That's why this _incident_ will blow over in a second, and i guarantee there will be no consequences for US companies! Frankly the only thing that would supprise me (although not too much) is if Boeing _actually_ knew what the CIA was doing!

      As I can remember it being said in at least one movie: "We bug them, they bug us. That's how it works."

      For another example, when that US spy plane made an emergency landing on Chinese territory early last year, sure some feathers were ruffled when the chinese basically pulled the thing apart for technology secrets, but as you may have read, back in the late 80's i believe, when a Soviet MIG made a similar emergency landing in Germany (i think it was) the United States sent the plane back AFTER 6 months, IN BOXES! In other words, it is expected, and accounted for _always_.

      I believe it's called "intelligence" or "Spying".

    11. Re:A matter of trust by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      doesn't Microsoft do all development in Redmond, and satellite offices are merely sales and consulting?

      Yes, with a single exception: Microsoft Mobile Internet Business Unit in Sweden, or MIBU (MMI was taken and MSMI sounded too much like "a mess am I"). This unit used to be Sendit until Bill & Ballmer took out their fat wallets and bought the place and integrated it with the Exchange Wireless Group in Mordor. I used to work at Sendit, but I quit that same day. No, I'm not at all bitter that those evil bastards ruined the free republic of Sendit. It's their money and they use it as they wish.

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    12. Re:A matter of trust by Kallahar · · Score: 2
      On a similar note, Switzerland's Crypto AG company was the trusted source of encryption products from WWII until 1998 or so. It came out that the CIA had forced Crypto AG to put a flaw in the random number generator which allowed the CIA to more easily decode encrypted traffic. These products were used world wide by governments to communicate sensitive info that the US (I'm sure) used to its advantage.

      Read more in the Feb.15.99 CryptoGram or the whole story at CovertActionQuarterly

    13. Re:A matter of trust by msouth · · Score: 2

      "Would it be in their national interest to put a chemical that slowly leaches into Westerner's systems, causing cancer or just stupifying the society (i.e. lead)"

      They tried this, but the effect was negligible compared to the efforts that prime time television was already making in that direction.

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  10. The bug in the headboard... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    ...was for Cinemax's new "World Leaders: EXPOSED" series. Coming this fall. You don't wanna know what they caught Jean Chretien doing -- or DO you?

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:The bug in the headboard... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Isn't that clip going to be sold to HBO and used in Gay Ass Folk?

    2. Re:The bug in the headboard... by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

      Nah, the bugs were to collect material for "Communists gone wild".

  11. Yup by J4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this a surprise? Gotta wonder how much of the tech China bought during the Clinton administration is booby-trapped

  12. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by Derkec · · Score: 2, Informative

    Listening to NPR tonight, the BBC also mentioned this story. It's not just the Washington Post on this one.

  13. Other way cool spying gizmos by S+Nichol · · Score: 5, Informative

    The US has also used the following nifty tricks to spy on its enemies and its allies:

    1. The ambassador in some Communist country (maybe even the USSR, I don't remember exactly which) would avoid potential bugs in his office by holding conversations on the balcony outside. Intelligence officials noticed there was often a lot of branches on the ground, so they put together a fake tree branch containing a listening device and planted it outside the balcony. Eventually a gardener picked it up, but said intelligence officials grabbed it out of the trash, dusted it off, and replanted it.

    2. When Khruschev came to visit the US during the 1960s, the CIA spent $2 million to divert the plumbing to his hotel bathroom to a special container so they could analyze his fecal matter. Apparently they were hoping to find out if rumors he had cancer were true. The $2 million conclusion? Khruschev needed more fibre in his diet.

    3. The Cabinet room in Ottawa (the capital of Canada for the ignorant) has special curtains that are always drawn. The reason? The US Embassy (an ugly postmodern glass-and-steel combo with foot-thick windows) is just across the street, and happens to have a ton of spying equipment on the roof, including laser devices capable of picking up subtle vibrations of windows and passing the data to a computer that spits out a coherent version of the conversation.

    4. The CIA (although I thought the NRO - National Reconnaissance Office - ran American spy satellite operations) is rumored to have at least one satellite that has the space version of stealth technology. This satellite reportedly uses mirrors to foil visual detection from the ground, thereby enabling to spy on without knowing he is being watched.

    1. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Ryu2 · · Score: 2

      The Cabinet room in Ottawa (the capital of Canada for the ignorant) has special curtains that are always drawn. The reason? The US Embassy (an ugly postmodern glass-and-steel combo with foot-thick windows) is just across the street, and happens to have a ton of spying equipment on the roof, including laser devices capable of picking up subtle vibrations of windows and passing the data to a computer that spits out a coherent version of the conversation.

      Why would the US be spying on CANADA?

      Conversely, why would Canada fear US spying?

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    2. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by bonzoesc · · Score: 3, Funny
    3. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US spys on its allies, just as Canada spys on her allies. We spy on each other, it's the price of being friends.

      Canada doesn't fear US spying in the lower levels of government, like I said, it's a price of being friends. What we fear is the US trying to control our Cabinet by knowing what its issues are and how dicisions are made.

      Remember the level of government of Canada go (Top to bottom)

      Governor-General (Effectivly Canada's president, but she represents the Queen)
      Prime Minister (Real Power)
      Cabinet (Federal Minsitries)
      Commons/Senate (Representatives of the population/provinces respectivly)
      Lieutenant Governors (Governor's of the Provinces)
      Premiers (Prime Minsiter of the Province)
      Provincial Cabinet
      Provincial Legislature/Provincial Parliament

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    4. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dstone · · Score: 2

      IF it's true, it would cost a lot to keep this info from leaking to the plumbers' union, the hotel staff, media, etc. etc. etc.

      Heheh, I said "leaking" in a plumbing post. Heheh.

    5. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 3, Offtopic
      Why the hell do you still have someone answering to the Queen of England? That's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

      Actually, she is the Queen of Canada, and the United Kingdom. There is no such person as the "Queen of England". That title died 300 years ago.


      It boils down to tradition. The governor-general REPRESENTS the Queen, she does not answer to the Queen. There has been talk of instating a King or Queen in Canada, but that was shot down in favour of keeping the British ties... personally I'd like to see a purly Canadian (ie, non shared) monarchy in Canada.


      What people don't know is that the Crown of Canada is a separate instution from the Crown of Britain. They just have the same figurehead at the top. The Crown represents all the people of their respective countries, not jus the people of Britain. That means that the Aussie Crown represents the Aussies, while the Canadian Crown represents the Canadians. Our Governors-General just happen to be the chosen Kings/Queens for five year periods of the country.


      The Crown still has powers in Canada, called the Royal Perrogative. Originally (Until 1982) none of Canada's democratic institutions existed in Canada's constitution. They all existed by the Royal Perrogative. Our democracy is the result of years of democratic tradition that dates back to the original British Westminster Parliament system, where there are two houses (Commons and Lords). Lords (Senators in Canada) are appointed for life as a safeguard of power grabs by the commons. Of course this changed when they started being appointed by the Commons. Byt you must understand that it is by the existence of the Governor-General and Queen that Canada's government exists.


      To get rid of them, we'd need to make a major constitutional ammendment. A major constitutional ammendment requires: The support of all ten provincial legislatures and a 70% majority in a federal referrendum, and a 2/3 majority in the Commons and Senate. It'll never happen. What we can do, though is appoint a Canadian to be King or Queen, without an ammendment. This has to be done when the Queen dies, or we could ask her to abdicate the throne of Canada (yes Canada has a throne).

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    6. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by crucini · · Score: 2

      It may be more complex than you think. First of all, Russian security would undoubtedly occupy all the rooms adjacent to the Premier's (at least) which eliminates any simplistic "smash through the ceiling/wall" techniques. Second, the people analyzing the stool probably wanted it with the least amount of water absorbed and the least amount of mechanical damage. So you really need a system that separates the stool from the wastewater very near the base of the toilet, and lands the stool softly in the analysis container. All of this needs to be installed without the slightest hint to hotel staff. Oh, and the specific room used by the Premier might not be known in advance. If Russian security is smart (and I think they are) they would get a huge block of rooms and decide at the last minute where the Premier goes. This would help avoid shit-analyzers, bugs and bombs. So the entire shit-trap might need to be duplicated in many rooms.

    7. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Funny

      What the hell are you - some kind of turd engineer?

    8. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Ibby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Easy. The US is trying to get our superior beer recipes...

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    9. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      It's a steriotype of Canadians that we pronounce "about" like "a boot".
      A similar stereotype about Americans would claim that, for example, every American says 'y'all;' regardless of where they grew up; Texans, Bostonians, New Yawk'ahs, LA surfer dudes.
      The satellite TV bit is that they are illegally transmitting it to Canada, ergo their IP laws do not apply in that case.
      Yup. That silly company doesn't sell it's services in Canada, but all those nasty emissions keep falling on our beautiful country. If we just HAPPEN to have a satellite dish running, well, if they wanted us to be paying them, they'd sell the service here. If they otherwise didn't want us to have it, they WOULDN'T BE BEAMING IT AT US!
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    10. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      >Can't the Canadian dimplomats say, "hey, since we gave you this huge plot of prime real estate in our downtown core, we'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't cover it with spy equipment."

      Yes, but the Americans would laugh. The Embassy is American soil and they can do whatever they want.

      >"Also hint that next time they want to build a new embassy in Ottawa, they'll have them build it in, say, Stittsville."

      Want to break off diplomatic relations?

      Also, you appear to be assuming that the Canadians aren't spying on them as well.

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    11. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Sounds strange, but if they aren't heated they don't melt or anything bad like that

      If you don't heat them, they don't melt? How is that strange?

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  14. I thought communists were supposed to be smart... by bluntmanspam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I mean, good grief, if Karl Marx wasn't already spinning like a gyroscope in his grave over running 'the people' over with tanks and the like, he would have to going nuts over the general downfall of genius-communism exhibited by the Chinese government here. The U.S. spys on everybody, including friends, so how did they think they would send an airplane back to the U.S. and not have the CIA get their hands on it?

    From Lenin to Jiang Zemin is obviously not progress.

  15. Sounds so familar by jsse · · Score: 2, Funny

    A CIA spokesman, Bill Harlow, declined to comment on the report, saying, "We never comment on allegations like these, as a matter of policy."

    ...did you by chance work for Microsoft before?

  16. You're kidding, right? by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    CIA agent to Boeing exec, after arriving at Boeing facility at midnight: "Hi, we're taking over your facility for the next 8 hours for a matter of national security. Go home. If you tell anyone about this, you'll be put in jail for the rest of your life."

    Boeing exec: "Uh.... ok.... uh...."

    Probably not too much more complicated than that.

    q:]

    MadCow.

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    1. Re:You're kidding, right? by dstone · · Score: 2

      Well, presumably a bit more complicated, as according to the story the airplane had Chinese guards present while it was in the US.

      I'll bet you could buy off a guard from China with less cash than a Boeing employee. Throw in an offer to import the guard's family over to Prosperous America(tm), and it's a done deal.

  17. Not Neccesarily the USA by dragons_flight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, it's certainly the most likely scenario that the CIA would bug this plane, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't too obvious? Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill? With that many you're almost certain to get caught and the you'd have to really want the intelligence enough that you'd hope a few wouldn't get found.

    So what are the alternatives? I suppose there are a few other countries with the technology, and a few that might want to spy on China. India might be the next most likely, but they still seem pretty unlikely to be in a position to pull it off. Perhaps it was an inside job then? Maybe China wants a diplomatic incident? Or, maybe their spy agency would be interested in bugging their own president?

    Since no one ever confesses in these situations, and it's unlikely that there will ever be enough proof to really say who accomplished this or how. My money is still on the CIA though, but it forces me to wonder whether the administration is a bit more frightened than they let on? I mean what does it really say if the intelligence is so valuable that they'd risk an almost certain diplomatic incident by using so many bugs on the hope a few bugs would remain undiscovered.

    On the other hand, it's equally fair to wonder whether the US wants a diplomatic incident? But I have a hard time justifying that one in these times. Isn't terrorism a good enough evil for the 21st century?

    1. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by dangermouse · · Score: 3
      Okay, it's certainly the most likely scenario that the CIA would bug this plane, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't too obvious?

      The CIA isn't always the picture of subtlety, you know.

      Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill? With that many you're almost certain to get caught and the you'd have to really want the intelligence enough that you'd hope a few wouldn't get found.

      We really want the intelligence. Boy howdy, do we ever want that intelligence. The repercussions of being caught are really relatively minor, compared with the potential benefits should the bugs go undiscovered for a while.

      On the other hand, it's equally fair to wonder whether the US wants a diplomatic incident? But I have a hard time justifying that one in these times. Isn't terrorism a good enough evil for the 21st century?

      Ooh, goody! Let's play conspiracy theory!

      No, terrorism isn't a good enough evil, at least not for military budgets. The American people are only going to put up with that war for so long. It'll be handy for political use, but not for pushing money around long-term. What's needed is a good, solid cold war. You get the occasional flash points (Vietnam, Korea, Guam...) for political brownie points, and you get to pump money into military contractors at a sustained high rate. Not to mention other strategic industries like, say, energy production.

      On the other hand, maybe the general feeling is that the Chinese can only afford to distance themselves from us so much right now, so it's a great time to mess with 'em a little and see what we can get away with.

    2. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Finally, a post with a little thought behind it. I also think we should consider the possibility that the USA was deliberately looking for an incident, and here's why: Everybody in the Bush administration whose voice matters (Bush is not one of these) is a fossil of the cold war. They can't understand foreign policy without a cold war structure.

      There is plenty of evidence the US took active steps to reawaken a cold war, this time with China as the enemy. For a while we were doing absolutely everything we could to piss them off: We bombed their embassy "by mistake," we made it obvious that our spy planes are over their country (one of them crashed), Rumsfeld canceled the decades-long practice of mutual military inspections with China, we are building SDI again, and a bunch of other stuff. All of this shows a clear pattern: we were trying to provoke China to do something that we could point at and say: Hey, look at how evil China is! Then we'd have a "justification" to retaliate with something totally disproportionate, pissing them off even more, and that's all it takes to have a cold war! Fortunately, China appears to have a much more civilized foreign policy than the US and they didn't take the bait.

      Remember that the microphones were planted before September 2001, and the order to plant them is older still. Fortunately for our warmongering administration, bin Laden handed them a kinder present than anything they could have imagined. Now they have a new enemy that they can indiscriminately call "evil" and the world makes sense to them again. This takes the heat off China, but we can't debug the plane by remote control.

    3. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by crucini · · Score: 2
      Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill?

      No. A bug on a plane is mainly going to pick up noise. Barring some amazing noise-cancelling technology, the bug wants to be within three feet of the person speaking. And that's stretching it. So 20 bugs would provide at best very spotty coverage of the plane's interior.
    4. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      but I can't help but wonder if it isn't too obvious?

      Maybe these bugs where the ones meant to be found.

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    5. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      Those were just the bugs they were supposed to find. The others....

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  18. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by dangermouse · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    ... and Air Force One kicks my apartment's ass. My apartment is probably about average. Therefore, by the transitive property of ass-kicking and the associative property of silly comparisons, your point is moot.

    China doesn't give Communism a bad name, Communism gives Communism a bad name. Can you name a single Communist nation that you would hold up as a shining beacon to the rest of the world?

    Now, a certain degree of socialism, on the other hand... I'm down with that.

  19. Everybody spies on everybody by kenneth_martens · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is not suprising: the US spies on everyone, including allies (yes, even Britain.) (In fact, I saw a documentary the other day about how we bugged the Xerox machine at the Soviet embassy, and got snapshots of all their documents for years.) So while it may be a little embarrassing to get caught, it isn't a revelation. China shouldn't take it personally--we spy on everyone.

    Of course, that doesn't mean spying is moral or ethical--that is another discussion entirely.

    1. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      China shouldn't take it personally--we spy on everyone.


      Then we should stop whining when we find out that other countries have been spying on us. It makes us look like a bunch of hypocritical crybabies.

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    2. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by AndyS · · Score: 2

      I seem to remember reading that the United States and Britain have a "no-spying" clause.

      Mind you, given how far Tony Blair is up Dubya's arse, I don't think they'd need to spy to get all they need to know

  20. We bug their buildings too by Goonie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When the new Chinese embassy was built in Canberra, Australia, the Australian intelligence agencies attempted to riddle the building with bugs. Unfortunately, they got caught and it made the national papers. However, the Chinese barely made a squeak about it in public. I think we can safely assume they try to do the same things to us.

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  21. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by spacey · · Score: 3, Interesting
    China gives communism a bad name....

    Nah, communism did that for itself. Come on - Marx wrote books to pay for his kids education, travel, etc. then on to Lenin, Stalin, and everything that made russia what it is today (which is: not a communist country).

    Communism is a really interesting idea, and a very noble set of ideals. But what it comes down to is controlling people, and all it takes when you have power is one person to use it and all those lofty goals are subverted.

    Final note: in business or in government, don't trust 5 year plans that don't have month-by-month goals. 'Cause no-one can procrastinate that much and still do the work.

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  22. It's not the first instance by jsse · · Score: 2

    as you can imagine. I've heard a rumor when I was working for IB? in 1994 but since I couldn't find proof of it so take it a grain of salt.

    A report saying that H? has shipped to Middle East some printers which have suspicious chips hidden. It was discovered by China's agents. Due to embargo China had problems getting many advanced equipment thus must rely on their 'partners' to resell some of them, and discovered the case.

    Rumor said that these chips are not merely listening devices, but for more dangerous missile-guided purpose.

    Soon after this instance Microsoft shipped software that included anti-communist messages.

    China has already lost much confidence in using US' technology since.

  23. Maybe they just forgot by phalse+phace · · Score: 3, Funny
    "the American firms were paid about $10 million for the refitting job but China doled out $30 million"

    Maybe China forgot that the extra $20 million they spent were for the bugs.

  24. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by antistuff · · Score: 2

    Maybe not a country, but part of the reason Che left Cuba was because he felt that the principle "no man shoudl have two coats until..." wasnt really being followed. There even goes a story that he got into an argument with his wife over having two bathrooms in thier house, where he refused to have two because everybody else didnt have two.

    Some people actully practice what they preach. Dont be so cynical.

  25. Re:I thought communists were supposed to be smart. by Peyna · · Score: 2

    In the words of the great Homer J Simpsons, "In theory! In theory, communism works, in theory."

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  26. Re:Boeing is a private company by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
    Boeing would have no reason to bug the Chinese president's plane unless they were ordered to do so by the U.S. government.



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  27. The Simple Solution! by Nathdot · · Score: 2

    Rather than searching the plane to make sure all bugs/listening-devices are discovered, it would be easier just to fit a cone of silence

    "What's that Chief?!"
    "I'm sorry Max, you'll have to speak up!"

    :)

  28. Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
    Could this be revenge for the U.S. spyplane that was downed by a Chinese fighter jet and disassembled by the Chinese last year? Think about it:

    • American spyplane flying near Chinese mainland (but over international waters) is struck by a Chinese fighter jet, damaging it and forcing it to land in China.
    • Chinese detain the Americans and go through the plane with a fine tooth comb, probably taking apart and documenting everything they find.
    • After a few months, Chinese dismantle the plane and force the U.S. to rent a C47 cargo jet to take the pieces back to the U.S.

    After that incident, I could see the U.S. wanting to "get back" at the Chinese. Maybe they put the bugs there specifically so that they would be found, or just because they think the Chinese like taking apart planes. You could see it as an "international practical joke".

    This is of course, assuming that the bugs were actually there. Right now, all we have to go on is second hand statements from the Chinese military. Personally, I think it is more likely that they are trying to get out of paying the bill.

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    1. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um... let me get this straight: an American spy plane fucked up a Chinese plane over their territory, killing the pilot, and you think that WE are the ones who should retaliate? I might be missing something, but I suspect it's not me.

    2. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by mpe · · Score: 2

      The U.S. can spend decades destroying other nations,

      To give full credit the US has been doing this for at least a century.

      then one of those nations (actually just 19 people) goes and blows up a couple American buildings and it's "unprovoked" and "pure evil" and blah, blah, blah.

      Especially where the official story in places dosn't make much sense...

  29. What the US really, really wants from China by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    I've figured it all out. The US has been spying on China for quite some time (the new cold war?) and I know what they want. I can't believe I didn't discover this fact when the US spy plane went down over China. They want the infamous egg salad recipe. So much trouble for such a small item.

  30. Copiers in USSR were bugged. by Ardias · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way back when Xerox sold copiers to the Soviets, they installed little microfilm cameras in them. The Soviets paid Xerox for maintenance contracts. The field technicians who serviced the copiers would secretly replace the microfilm cannisters when they changed the ink cartridges. The film cannisters were given to the US government as part of a separate service contract with the US.

    Eventually, the Soviets figured out the ruse.

    Obviously, the US government has taken advantage of US technology to bug the Chinese plane also. Just shows there is a benefit to being the world's technological leader. All your enemies have to come to the US for parts and service.

    1. Re:Copiers in USSR were bugged. by guile*fr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how many butts were xeroed to the CIA...

  31. It's not the bugs, it's the insult. by Kwil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Heck, it's not the spying they're taking personally. It's the insult of not bothering to cover your tracks well enough.

    To put 20+ bugs in a plane and assume that the Chinese won't find them is simply insulting the Chinese intelligence community and via them, the Chinese government. That's what they're taking personally. It's kind of a "Just how stupid do you think we are?" personal.

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  32. Re:we'd win... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    Now to make the obvious WarGames reference:
    "Interesting game. The only way to win is not to play."

    You know what? That goes double for Russian roulette!

  33. The problem, of course, by FriscoJohn · · Score: 2

    is not that we did it, but that we got caught. China wouldn't pass up on a chance to eavesdrop on our leaders....hell, FRANCE probably wouldn't. But anyone contemplating this kind of move has to consider the risk benefit ratio. What were we risking? Not much. China already knows we spy on them, just as they do us. But getting caught does make us look stupid, and someone's head should role for that.

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  34. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

    Oh, come on. Do you know how many Americans live in gutters and under bridges, while our president has already taken two months of vacation in his first year in office? Jesus, where do you get off. You think the president of China shouldn't have a shower or a $5000 TV when he goes to conferences that might help decide the fate of the world? Fuck you.

  35. Re:Who's to blame... by Legion303 · · Score: 2
    I can just imagine China's leadership: "Oh, those sly Americans are still up to their clever tricks. Now who's the dead man who fucked up and let it happen?"

    From what I understand of Chinese culture, America has lost face and now looks incredibly stupid due to being caught; their own people will probably get medals for discovering the bugs.

    -Legion

  36. Made in USA? by cheezehead · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm wondering: were this bugs marked "made in USA"?

    Seems silly, but (slightly offtopic): years ago, the US tapped a Soviet military communications cable that was running underwater in some bay somewhere near the Asian Soviet coast. Worked well for a while, but when the Soviets finally discovered the tapping device/recorder, it turned out it was marked "Property of the United States government". Somewhat amusing.

    You can read all about it in "Blind Man's Bluff" by Sherry Sontag et al.

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  37. Facts.. by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We have these things called Facts...

    1: The American spy plane was in international waters (as recognized by the rest of the world save China)

    2: The pilot of the Chinese plan was killed because he flew too close to a larger plane and ran into it

    1. Re:Facts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      . . . And I'm sure you'd react the exact same way if a Chinese plane was caught "in international waters" a few miles off of the coast of California and an American plane went down when it just "got too close," right?

      No, you and the rest of the fucktard "patriots" in the U.S. would be calling for nuking China.

    2. Re:Facts.. by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, come on. That's like saying that a dump truck swerved suddenly into a Porsche.

      More likely that the Porsche driver wasn't watching where he was going.

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    3. Re:Facts.. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      Tractor trailers can cause unpredictable, and some times dangerous wind turbulence, causing drivers in smaller, lighter, and theoretically more maneuverable vehicles to lose control. The simple sensible solution: exercise caution when passing large tractor trailers.

      Similarly, flying too close to a large, poorly maneuverable prop plane, is dangerous in itself. But fighter pilots are not known for brains.

    4. Re:Facts.. by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      3. To match the speed of the lumbering prop plane, the fighter jet had to fly much slower than usual. Cars get more maneverable the slower you drive them, but jets get less stable.

      To quote from this good Jane's article:
      ...the EP-3 was doing 180 knots indicated air speed at an altitude of 22,000ft. Such an airspeed is uncomfortable for the F-8, approaching as it is the aircraft's stall speed, leaving it much less manoeuvrable than at its normal cruising speed (an F-8's design maximum level speed is 701kts).

  38. Re:US versus China by Tofuhead · · Score: 3, Informative

    You DO know that Wen-Ho Lee was effectively exonerated of any charges of espionage, right...? -_- ?

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  39. Re:Don't worry China by Tofuhead · · Score: 2

    You're joking, right? If I were to come home and find a bug in one of my phones, I would assume that the security of my entire home had been compromised, not just that one phone. Leaving a red herring around to be discovered by the Chinese in this instance would have been a terribly unwise idea.

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  40. Re:Don't worry China by mpe · · Score: 2

    They probably left some obvious bugs so the Chinese feel like they are securing the plane. You know, leave some to be found, so the *real* bugs aren't messed with.

    The first thing which will happen to anyplane supplied to any government is that it will have a heavy maintanance visit. The people doing the work know both planes and bugs...

  41. Re:Boeing is a private company by mpe · · Score: 2

    Boeing would have no reason to bug the Chinese president's plane unless they were ordered to do so by the U.S. government.

    Boeing probably have standing orders to bug any plane bought by a government (similarly with Airbus).

  42. That's why China doesn't like US-equipment by GauteL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. even software.

    Any manufactured item which doesn't have it's guts wide open always have the possibility of stuff like this.
    It is actually rather impossible to know wether for instance MS-software does not have government requested back doors.
    Free software probably also have some risk, because it would be impossible for someone to be sure that the millions of lines of source code, some which are rather difficult to understand, could not have some small back door.

  43. My local paper reports[mod at +5] by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, I found a web page for it!

    From the Associated Press, in response to the Enron ordeal:
    [snip]
    The spokesman [Ari] said Bush is always ``looking out to protect America's jobs and taxpayers' money.'' He noted, for example, that Bush has talked to China about purchasing a Boeing aircraft.
    [snip]

    I'm always looking in this paper for the dumb shit they report, but this is got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

    Of course they want them to buy Boeing aircraft, the special ones.

    I must somewhat defend the CIA or whoever did this. I mean, they spy on us... why not spy on them for a change. I'm sure the Chinese have planted a few bugs here and there.

    It's just funny they got caught is all.

  44. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by arkanes · · Score: 2

    Whenever I hear people make this argument, I like to point out that capitalism ain't doing so hot, either. And while communism may have never been implemented properly (and it may, in fact, be impossible to do so), socialism does pretty well for itself.

  45. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Che left Cuba was because he felt that the principle "no man shoudl have two coats until..." wasnt really being followed

    Che left Cuba because he was a meglomaniac nutcase who was unsatisfied with being revolutionary number two and would prefer to rule south and central America (at least).

    Che did not have the opportunity to demnostrate how many overcoats he would wear because the US knew his plans in advance and were waiting for him with a bunch of Marines and some local troops there to take the credit. It is most likely that Castro himself tipped of the US because Che alive was a liability, Che dead could be made a martyr. All the local troops involved in the operation were subsequently assasinated.

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  46. Why would they use american planes? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

    Why in the name of all that is un-american, would the chinese let a bunch of yankies have _anything_ to do with their leader's transport plane? we all know that the american government cannot be trusted, period, (especially since bush came in). surely they can make their own planes and 48" tv's?

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    1. Re:Why would they use american planes? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

      True, but i'm sure there are other sources - russia? maybe an ally? or they could just buy an old (not too old) plane from some random place and fit it out themselves. I suppose maybe they just couldn't be bothered, and knew the americans would back-stab them so they just went ahead with it, and planned to do a full bug sweep right from the start.. or maybe it was one of them who planted the bug to make it look like the americans..

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  47. Re:Boeing is a private company by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    Boeing sells to the Chinese gov't. Boeing would love to have insider information on trade decisions. Industrial espionage is much more cutthroat than international espionage; no company (yet) has nukes.

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  48. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Marxism evolved into communism on the one hand, and socialism on the other hand. Communism has not been a great success, partly

    Socialism existed long before Karl Marx. The main influence on Socialism was Robert Owen who was the first capitalist mill owner to realise that making people work 14 hours a day for a pittance might be sub-optimal.

    Marx's influence on 'Marxism' is probably less than his influence on capitalism. Lenin reinvented Marxism to the extent that their names were hyphenated together 'Marxist-Leninism', which is to say he the influence of Marx on the USSR was similar to that of Christ on the Catholic church under the Borgias.

    Marx's influence on capitalism was profound. In the first place he scared victorian society into social reforms by conving them that the alternative was revolution on the French model. Secondly, Marx provided one of the earliest explanations of how capitalism works. It is not unusual to hear some loony right wing Conservative senator unwittingly repeat a Marxist theory.

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  49. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    In other words, the population of Canada.

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  53. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Do you know how many Americans live in gutters and under bridges, while our president has already taken two months of vacation in his first year in office?

    The more time Govenor Bush spends on holiday and the less time he spends in the Whitehouse the better.

    The less time he spends working out new schemes to give his cronies corporate welfare and tax breaks the better. His idea of a stimulus bill is giving $254 million tax breaks to Enron and its ilk, even though they haven't paid tax for 4 out of the past 5 years.

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  54. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    an you name a single Communist nation that you would hold up as a shining beacon to the rest of the world?


    Cuba.

  55. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    Che left Cuba because he was a meglomaniac nutcase who was unsatisfied with being revolutionary number two and would prefer to rule south and central America (at least).


    Fucking bs.

    Someome please mod this guy as (-1 McCarthyite Flaimbait).

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    Maybe it was one of the X10 cameras...?
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  57. Numerous Bugs.... by wowbagger · · Score: 2
    (no, the rest of this comment is not a M$ bash).

    There is a good reason you put 20+ bugs on the aircraft.

    You know the Chinese will inspect the aircraft with a fine tooth comb - they aren't stupid. So, one of two possible outcomes:
    1. They find no bugs. Then they get really suspicious, since they know we've bugged the plane
    2. The find some <N> bugs, and cannot find any more. Now, they have to assess whether their "N" bugs is large enough they can conclude they've found them all.

    So the trick is to plant N+M bugs, making sure that they are all so difficult to find that the Chinese are likely to only find N+X bugs, where X<M.

    As for the issues of spying - EVERYBODY SPYS ON EVERYBODY ELSE. That's how the game is played. You don't get pissed when you get fragged on "the hill" when you are playing King of the Hill (unless you are a complete lamer), and you don't get pissed when you find you are being spyed on by another contry. However, you DO make political hay of the event - that's part of the game as well.

    If we DIDN'T spy on everyone else, if we DIDN'T bitch when we caught them spying on us, then the rest of the world would point at us and make "googley" circles around their temples.
  58. Re:A matter for men by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2

    It sounds like somebody has been reading David Gerrold's _War_on_the_Chtorr_ series.

  59. To borrow a line from a song by erpbridge · · Score: 2

    I hear the secrets that you keep
    When you're talking in your sleep

  60. Actually, I would prefer... by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    ...to have joined the Mile High Club much earlier in life, and simply be - ahem - maintaining my membership status while in my eighties. 62 years is too damn long to wait, sorry. Seriously though, if Ben Franklin was bonking french court chicks while a diplomat in France during the Revolutionary War, why can't this guy be enjoying one of the perks of power? Good ole' Ben was, I think, in his seventies at the time.

    One last thought: if I were the Chinese premier, I would be flattered the CIA thought I'd still be an active member of the mile-high club.

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  61. Obvious bugs by 3ryon · · Score: 2

    It seems like the purchasing party always finds bugs in these kinds of deals. In fact, the Chinese probably wouldn't have been happy stripping the plane apart until they found at least one bug.
    So, if your the CIA, the obvious thing to do is plant a few bugs were they will be found....and hide the others much better.

  62. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by DjReagan · · Score: 2, Informative

    The BBC also has an article about it. Seems fairly legit to me.

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  63. Bush's special interests by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off two wrongs don't make a right. The bigger question to me is why would the US do this to a plane that will be examined from the top down the second it gets delivered? The mostly likely conclusion is to generate more tensions between the US and China.

    From the get-go the bush administration has been very adamant on trying to create a new red-scare ostensibly to help defense contracts get through. Think back before 9/11 and look at the various games of cat and mouse the US has been playing with China.

    The sad part is that there is lots of trade to be lost by being percieved as the world's biggest spy. Look at the European take on MS and government collusion, Echelon, etc.

    In the end this kind of strategy will cost companies revenues, jobs, and negatively affect the economy just to appease the military-industrial complex. In a slumping economy pissing off your potential customers is very bad business and I doubt the big defense contracts are going to make up for what the US is going to lose in trade by its reputation. Even if they did the money comes from American taxes, so its a no-win situation.

    This is cold war politics at action. The Russians took this kind of thing as par for the course, but our current administration does not have a firm grasp on how important perception is in the 21st century. The old cold war games may now not be non-event exchanges but could cost us dearly.

  64. Spying is Business as Usual by cryptochrome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They spy on us, we spy on them, and generally it's not a bad thing because it gives insight into whether those you are spying on are posing a real threat or just being belligerent, and prevents either side from preparing surprise attacks. The diplomats know this, which is why you rarely hear of spying - it's just business.

    The question you should be asking is, why is China making such a big deal out of this now, when they haven't before? Why were they so aggressive towards that EP-3, and more recently the P-3? What might they have up their sleeve - an actual push on Taiwan, or a military challenge to the US in the Pacific? You should read Jane's and Stratfor's reports on the subject before you go crying on how unfair this is, particularly when the US has strong alliances with South Korea, Taiwan, and the Phillipines, and an obligation to defend Japan.

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    1. Re:Spying is Business as Usual by supabeast! · · Score: 2

      "The question you should be asking is, why is China making such a big deal out of this now, when they haven't before?"

      They aren't making a big deal out of this; CNN is. This kind of thing happens all the time, little press releases pop up here and there. The only difference this time is that some asshole at CNN.com decided to make it front-page news, and other morons picked up the story from there.

  65. Oooh. Bugs. That's NOT the point! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Oooh, bugs. Yeah, no shit!

    There are always bugs in the residences of diplomats and the various cubby holes of mid-range political activity. But at the higher end of the scale. . . That is, if there are bugs on the Chinese version of Air Force One, then you can safely bet that they WILL be found.

    Which means that they were meant to be found.

    Bugs aren't interesting.

    The interesting thing is that it made high profile 'real' news (i.e., the Washington Post).

    Why? Easy. -To further the programming of public awareness on both sides of the Atlantic.

    -See stories about how China now filters Email. Look for similar material over the next few months.

    The highschool play unfolding on the world stage is clearly being performed in order to cast China in the role of the next big bad guy.

    Why?

    So that when the curtain finally goes up on 'act 2' (-That'd be the whole plot development between Pakistan, India and China, each with nukes, BTW), the U.S. will have paved the way for public sympathy in supporting the country most able to provide, um, oil. And general fear.

    I'm betting on concentration camps being open for business in the U.S. in another ten years. Maybe sooner.

    Why?

    Cuz Fear is Food. Solution? Refuse to play. Fear is a choice. Laugh a lot. Love your friends. Stay healthy. Learn how to avoid the bullshit, in the air, in your food, in the programming. The end of the world, (beginning of the new), only happens once in a very long while; Try to enjoy it!


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  66. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

    Yo misunderstand. Marx says "from each according to ability, to each according to need." The idea is that everybody contibutes whatever they can, and receives whatever they need. A Communist kernel hacker can have a much nicer computer than a Communist carpenter, who in turn has other tools. As for the Chinese president--if a shower in his plane helps him do his very important job, I don't see anything about Communism that should prevent him from having it.

  67. Something seems odd... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    From the BBC:

    "The reports in Britain's Financial Times newspaper and the Washington Post quoted Chinese security sources as saying that the tiny, satellite-controlled bugs were discovered when they emitted static during test flights in China last year."

    Static? As in they made noises? When last I checked, listening devices have small microphones, not speakers. And while a problem could cause sound to come out of the microphone, would it really be loud enough to hear? And are US listening devices so unreliable that all 20-something malfunctioned in the same way at the same time?

    Either the story is made up, China isn't saying how they really found them, or these devices were meant to be found for whatever reason.

    At any rate, finding the bugs only when they made their presence known is what happens when you have a system that values loyalty over skill...

    1. Re:Something seems odd... by Kwil · · Score: 2

      Bugs are useless unless you can get the information out of them at some point.

      If they're continually transmitting, it's a dead giveaway. So you passively record for the most part, then on occasion you transmit what you've recorded in a highly concentrated micro-burst, probably not audible to human ears. However, this burst is going to set up waves on *some* frequency or other. If you don't have the right decryption hardware available, you just get this strange burst of.. well.. static.

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  68. Hey, what about...? by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya know, considering the microphone in the headboard, I guess this adds a whole new twist to the saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite."

    You may all groan now... ;-)

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  69. My personal conspiracy theory by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Looking at the political fallout in the PRC because of this, I wonder if they were really bugs at all.

    Here's what we know so far of what happened: A plane that was built in a hangar guarded by the People's Army, put together by workers under constant surveilance by officers in the PRC military, using parts gone over with a fine-toothed comb, had not one, not three, but over twenty "listening devices" planted on it. By all accounts, there is already some big political backlashes working their way through the ranks of the PRC military, with several arrests already made of the soldiers that were supposed to be guarding the plane.

    On top of that, we know the plane was supposed to have the best defenses that money could buy. It might very well be the most secure plane in all of the PRC. But now that it's known to have been bugged, can the Party really believe that all the listening devices were removed? In a crisis with the US or one of its allies (like, say, Taiwan), can the plane truly be considered a safe and trusted hideaway for their president?

    So will he be using an older, less well-defended plane instead? Wouldn't it be funny if that plane was the one that really had the bugs?

    All the "listening devices" on the plane were discovered after somebody reported hearing static. Was that really static, or was it really an MP3 of the Marine Corps Band playing Stars and Stripes Forever, flaunting the PRC with the placement of these "listening devices?"

  70. Re:"magicians wanted" by tftp · · Score: 2
    It appears US hired a lot of card-trick magicians or something to pull that off.

    How would a guard tell what is in that little metal cube - a relay for the cabin lights or a bug? Even assuming that the guard looked over the shoulder of the technician.

  71. How to be stupid by nowt · · Score: 2
    and look that way.

    So much for the word, "intelligence".

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  72. Raise the Red Lantern? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    What does Raise the Red Lantern have to do with the revolution? And you listed it twice too, btw.

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  73. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Che left Cuba was because he felt that the principle "no man shoudl have two coats until..." wasnt really being followed. .... Some people actully practice what they preach. Dont be so cynical.

    Yes, and then they get killed.

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  74. That's because they arn't communist, dumbass by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Deng Xiao Ping once said "There is nothing wrong with getting rich". When the defacto ruler of your country says that, you don't live in a communist country anymore.

    When Mao died the CCP leadership basically decided that 'capitalism' was better then 'Maoism' and the related insanity. They now claim only to be 'socialist' and are trying to model their government on the neo-fascist Asian governments in Singapore, South Korea and (formerly) the Republic of China on Taiwan.

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  75. USSR under **STALIN** a beacon of light!??! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Are you NUTS!?. Sure, the USSR may have managed to industrialize quickly, but so did the damn Nazis. That isn't much of a statement in and of itself. Stalin's Russia was a brutal nation and loaded with oppression. Inside and outside of the government. Probably as close to Orwell's '1984' as any society so far.

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  76. Probably not by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Dude, cuba trades with every other contry in the world. Not trading with the US couldn't possibly be hurting them that much.

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  77. My kingdom for a modpoint by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    hahaha

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  78. CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST EITHER! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The chinese government hasn't claimed to be communist since Mao died. Read a history book!

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  79. North Korea by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The dumb shits in North Korea?

    The guy's name is Kim Jong-il.

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  80. Actualy by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    As of now China only has a few nuclear weapons. Mostly just a 'see we have nukes too' kinda thing. China basically said that if the US goes ahead with their missile shield, they'll start building more. In a couple of years china will have a whole new lineup of modern, shield penetrating technology.

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  81. Yeh, but by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The government of Taiwan calls itself the "Republic of China", and at one point claimed to be the legitimate government of the whole thing. It's easy to see how people with the inelegance level of Janet Reno could be confused.

    (Also, there are three ethnic groups in Taiwan, Taiwanese, who are Han Chinese who immigrated in the 1600s. Chinese or "mainlanders" who moved over in the 1940s when the communists took over, and promptly took over the island. And 'natives' who would be like Native Americans here)

    Oh, and btw Anti-communism in the Kuomintang government that took over Taiwan in the 1940s would have made Joe McCarthy look like Karl Marx. But they did have a lot more to worry about : P

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  82. Jesus you idiot by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Boeing didn't retofit the plane. Three smaller contract companies did! Boeing made the plane, but they didn't furnish it. And they would never had had a chance to put bugs in.

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  83. Don't forget: Accoustic Kitty! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    And of course there's the 1950's era cyborg cat we tried to cook up. Didn't work to well though.

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  84. Re:It needed to be done. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    jails and murders it's own citizens in record numbers

    Actually, the US just surpassed Russia in the percentage of population jailed, making us in yet another field 'number one!' We are way, way ahead of China as far as jailing goes. Btw, Texas kills more people as a percentage of the population then China does.

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  85. NOT BOEING!!! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Arg! Boeing didn't do the refit job. Several US contractors did. Quoth the artical "Dee Howard Aircraft Maintenance L.P., Gore Design Completions Ltd., Rockwell Collins Inc. and Avitra Aviation Services Ltd., a Singapore firm, " Also, They purchaced the plain from Delta Airlines, not Boeing.

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  86. More like by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    No, the message we sent was more like "We can't install bugs for shit."

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  87. WTF!? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Why is it that people can base such strong convictions on such stupid foundations. The static mentioned could have been radio static, or static electricity. audio static would have been the last thing I would have thought they meant. Haven't you ever heard the stewardess say 'turn off all cell phones and electrical devices during takeoff' before? It's not because they make white noise in the cabin that distracts the pilot.

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  88. Payback! by Shanep · · Score: 2

    The US should have delivered the plane as parts for them to assemble.

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  89. Bug everyone for everyone to look in on. by 3seas · · Score: 2

    With all the Cameras going up in the world to look in on the general population, why should the governments feel left out?

    I mean, if having cameras on the general population helps to curb crime, then imagine the crime reduction we can all experience from making the government internals public broadcast.

    and think what we could do with the savings!

  90. You want a what? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    personally I'd like to see a purly Canadian (ie, non shared) monarchy in Canada.

    What! Why on earth would you want to return to an archaric leadership concept. Monarchies represent a past littered with cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion, injustice . . . well you get the idea. Time to let it die. The French had the right idea a few hundred years ago.

    1. Re:You want a what? by dadragon · · Score: 2

      What! Why on earth would you want to return to an archaric leadership concept.

      We wouldn't be returning to anything, we'd just be repatriating it.

      Monarchies represent a past littered with cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion, injustice . . . well you get the idea. Time to let it die. The French had the right idea a few hundred years ago.

      The American republic (of old, you've changed now) also represented such things. The loyalists were stripped of any rights and thrown in jail or put to death without a trial.

      France did have the right idea. They were not a democracy, they were a totalitarian monarchy, which I believe are evil. England was a democracy, but the democracy of England controlled her American colonies, which had no representation. It wasn't the monarchy you threw out (well you did, but that wasn't the goal). The goal was to rid yourselves of foreign rule.

      After you did that, England shit their pants, and said "Well, we'd better give out remaining colonies represntation." Canada benefitted by having colonial legislatures, and representation in the Imperial Parliament.

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  91. We have a Monarchist in our midst? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    A bit like the modern US of A then ...

    A vapid swipe with no justification.

    Oh, and the French went on an imperialistic rampage throughout Europe after toppling the monarchy, with associated cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion and injustice.

    Actually the French wrongly went from a Monarch to an Emperor. Bad move.

    It should be noted that Napoleon did destroy entrenched feudalism thru out Europe. He did grant constitutitions and instantiated formal law codes where none existed before.

    However, the point of this discussion that privilege and power by birth is absurd and wrong. If you prefer to be ruled over by an aristocratic class hurry, get your passport ready, there are a still a few more ruling monarchies around, but not for long.

    All totalitarian style governments are unjust and immoral and fortunately fast becoming obsolete. The Monarchy is one of this set and should be relegated to the reject pile of history.

    1. Re:We have a Monarchist in our midst? by dadragon · · Score: 2

      Ah, well you (I'll assume you're in the USA) have a constitution with checks and balances in it to prevent power grabs, right?

      Same deal in Canada, but we have a PERSON to be the ultimate check and balance. For the most part, a king or queen (they lack capitals unless you're refering to a specific king or queen) is just a puppet of the people, however they can refuse to sign a bill that would give Parliament more power, for example, another example would be if the opposition party was in the middle of a leadership race, and the PM trying to call an election, which is legal, but it is undemocratic, the people would only have one choice.

      The monarchy is like a fire extinguisher, it will probably never be used, but that doesn't make it useless. In Canada the monarchy's sole purpose is to prevent undemocratic power grabs and other such stuff.

      A king or queen should theoretically be apolitical in nature, not associated with any party. They represent the people now, not themselves as was the case when America separated itself from the empire. The institution of the monarchy is completely different now than it was 200 years ago, pretty much the things that remained were birthright and the title. The situation that existed 200 years ago is dead, and should stay that way. The problem is that most people associate a monarchy with what existed 200 years ago.

      Oh, btw, my idea was not to have a royal family a la Britain, but instead we appoint a person to be king/queen for life, then choose a new one when they die. There is a word in German for it, the word translates as "A selected King", but I can't think of it off hand.

      You assume that a monarchy is automatically totalitarian. Look at Europe, I can't think of ANY totalitarian monarchies in western Europe. Belgium, The Netherlands, Denmark, the UK, Sweden, Norway, all are democracies, and all are monarchies. They have a king or queen but also an elected parliament where the real power lies. The monarch is just a figurehead, s/he doesn't have any real power like the President of the USA does.

      Monarchies are not bad. Totalitarian monarchies are. Just as totalitarian Republics are bad. I'd take Canada's monarchy over China or Russia's republic any day.

      Another point I'd like to make is that there is an aristocracy in the USA. It doesn't carry any titles with it, but it does include privelege and power by birth. The Old Money Rich. They are America's aristocracy. Look at your Senators and Congressmen, and see how many come from these families.

      The USA is a republic, and it works. Good for you. Canada is a monarchy. It works too, we're free, have rights, and can vote for whoever we want, just like the Americans.

      If you're wondering about my sig, it's the last line from the chorus of "The Maple Leaf Forever", which served as Canada's national anthem from confederation till the repatriating of the constitution in 1982.

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  92. Do we always take China's word? by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    Last October, days before its planned maiden voyage, Chinese military communications experts discovered numerous high-tech listening devices planted inside the plane, according to Chinese and Western sources, who said they had been told of this by Chinese military officers and aviation officials. The plane was grounded and has not been flown since it was delivered.

    Ahh... let's see... Chinese and Western sources heard it from some Chinese military officers and aviation officials.

    Definitely must be the truth.

    I'm not saying they didn't find them, but I haven't seen any pictures, or anything other than hearsay.

    Remember, this is being put out by the same government that did wonderful things like the Tiananmen Square massacre, countless human-rights violations, more executions than all other countries combined last year, and other fine things.

    Personally, I hope we've got listening devices planted everywhere we can in their government.

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  93. Re:Heads of state... by dadragon · · Score: 2

    You missed Australia.

    Her title changes with where you are. In Canada,
    her name is "Elizabeth II, by Grace of God, Queen of Canada, Queen of the United Kingdom and Queen of her other realms and territories across the seas"

    In the UK she's "Elizabeth II, by Grace of God Queen of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norther Ireland, Defender of the Faith.

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  94. A good article describing security measures by morcheeba · · Score: 2

    Here's a good article that describes the extensive security measures taken by the chinese during the retrofitting. For example...

    - chinese experts swept the plane for bugs 3 times before the plane left san antonio for beijing
    - a 6 foot chain link fence around the plain guarded 24 hours/day by 25 chinese troops
    - close supervision of work (i.e. someone looking over your shoulder all the time)
    - control of tools and equipment brought on to the plane.

    The article ends up suggesting that maybe the chinese did it... after all, 21 chinese airforce people were arrested.