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Point, Shoot and Translate into English

edstromp points out this New York Times "story on using a pocket pc to translate a street sign. It requires at least a dialup connection as it sends the photo to a server for the majority of the processing: OCR, translation, English overlay for new image, and then transmission back to the user. All said and done, it takes about 15 seconds to translate a street sign. Put this with some augumented reality, and you have a rather useful tool."

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  1. Cool by crumbz · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until that is embedded in a contact lens.

  2. I wonder if you could use this... by khog · · Score: 1

    ...while driving.

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  3. Augmented Reality Porn by mikosullivan · · Score: 5, Funny
    You walk down the street and the cute girls are modified so that they appear interested in you.

    ... oh wait, we already have beer for that.

    -Miko

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    1. Re:Augmented Reality Porn by bje2 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more like you walk down the street and all girls are modified so they appear cute... ...but beer does that too...

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    2. Re:Augmented Reality Porn by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      I though beer just made the girls who are interested in you appear cute?

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    3. Re:Augmented Reality Porn by shri · · Score: 1
      Check this out .. Lovege.
      TOKYO -- On the streets of Shibuya, Shinjuku and other popular teenage hangout districts in Japan, the days of composing a provocative pick-up line and mustering the courage to utter it smoothly are on their way out. Young lovers are letting Lovegety do the talking for them. It was only a matter of time before the male and female Tamagotchi, toys that hook together to breed kids, would spawn another animal. And this one is at least as popular as its ancestors. "In the two and a half months since the product entered markets, we've already shipped 350,000 Lovegetys. Right now we can't produce enough of them to meet demand," says Takeya Takafuji, executive of Erfolg, the company that manufactures Tamagotchi and Lovegety. Affectionately called the "Lovege," the oval device has three buttons the user sets according to the kind of activity she or he has in mind: "talk," "karaoke," and "get2." (The latter is a wildcard -- but perhaps could mean "get to it.") Once the holder selects a mode, the device searches for Lovegety holders of the opposite sex in a five meter radius. If it locates a holder with the same mode, the "get" light flashes and the device beeps, so the pair can find each other.
  4. Timeline by Renraku · · Score: 1

    This can't be too far away, then. in Michael Crichton's "Timeline," they have little earbuds that can translate spoken words into something that the wearer can understand, on the fly. If only we had something like this in reality. Not too much farther away...

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    1. Re:Timeline by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      What, are you suggesting that the Babel Fish is fictional?

    2. Re:Timeline by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      realtime is a long way away.
      And 15 seconds is a long time to wait. In my car I would be a 1/4 mile away by the time I knew where I had decided to go.

  5. Augmented Reality ... by LL · · Score: 1

    I believe Linux Conf Australia had a speaker (see http://www.linux.org.au/conf/abstracts.html#tinmit h) who discussed converting predefined glyphs into 3D overlays. Extending this capability to a wider set of real-world signage would be a worthy project for the Linux-based PSX2 and it would require insane amounts of image processing.

    LL

  6. A voice enabled translation tool by darnellmc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Go to News.com and click the link on the right side of the page that says "Does your PDA parler français?". It is video for a translation device. It's pretty amazing.

    The guy was talking into it in English and this thing repeats the words in the selected language.

    I'm sure it's far from perfect, but this thing is like one step closer to some Star Trek like technology in regards to translation.

    1. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by Peyna · · Score: 1
      Does your PDA to speak french? They could have at least used the right conjugation for 3rd person present tense: parle.

      I refuse to accept such a level of American-centric reporting, especially when it contains such blatant grammatical errors as these. Bah!

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    2. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      What's the problem? That's perfectly valid franglais.

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    3. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by Peyna · · Score: 2

      'parler' is an infinitive, and doesn't fit in the sentence, it should be 'parle'. I just found it amusing that it had to do with translation, and had something simple like that incorrect. oh well.

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    4. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by Peyna · · Score: 2
      and what would The Language be? English is only the 3rd most widely spoken language in the world. Chinese/Mandarin is the most at about 900 million, Spanish has about 330 million, and English has around 320 million. If you include all the different dialects of Indian languages, I'm sure they would well surpass English as well.

      Besides, while English may be the United States 'official language' in practice, there really is no such thing.

      The ACLU has good information about language and the United States here.

      The other end of the spectrum (wanting the country to go entirely English speaking and nothing else, is available here.

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    5. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by generic-man · · Score: 1

      American
      adj.
      Of or relating to the United States of America or its people, language, or culture.
      Of or relating to North or South America, the West Indies, or the Western Hemisphere.
      Of or relating to any of the Native American peoples.
      Indigenous to North or South America. Used of plants and animals.

      n.
      A native or inhabitant of America.
      A citizen of the United States.
      American English.

      American

      \A*mer"i*can\, a. [Named from Americus Vespucius.] 1. Of or pertaining to America; as, the American continent: American Indians.

      2. Of or pertaining to the United States. ``A young officer of the American navy.'' --Lyell.

      American

      \A*mer"i*can\, n. A native of America; -- originally applied to the aboriginal inhabitants, but now applied to the descendants of Europeans born in America, and especially to the citizens of the United States.

      adj 1: of or relating to the United States of America or its people or language or culture; "American citizens"; "American English"; "the American dream" [syn: American] 2: of or relating to or characteristic of the continents and islands of the Americas; "the American hemisphere"; "American flora and fauna" [syn: American] n 1: a native or inhabitant of the United States [syn: American] 2: the English language as used in the US [syn: American English, American language, American] 3: a native or inhabitant of America [syn: American]

      Get it right.

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    6. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      Saxoamerican or Usaian. No need to insult those from south and central america by calling Saxoamericans "Americans(tm)"

    7. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by Peyna · · Score: 2
      Yep, if you read the first definition, American should be used in the same way that Asian, European, and African are. A German is also a European, but being a European does not make him a German anymore than being an American makes someone a United States Citizen. I *believe* Fidel Castro is even an American (not sure if those islands are included in the continent or not).

      Anyway, the point is "American" is amibigous. It doesn't apply solely to the United States, it applies to the entire N/S American continents. It's just that so many people use "American" and "United Statesian" synonymously that it is listed as such in the dictionary, and so many people accept it that way. I can see why, "United Statesian" just doesn't roll of the tongue. Nor does Usian. However, many people in South America refer to USian's as: estadounidense, which is basically "United Statesian".

      Anyway, the point is, the US does not have sole rights to the use of the term America, American, etc., and should not treat them as such. You should always consider the fact that what you mean and how others perceive it will not always be the same, and therefore, by referring to something as American, you are making quite a broad generalization, and could very well cause many problems you did not forsee.

      I surely hope that people like you aren't the ones doing excessive business with our friends in Latin America. Maybe you should consult an anthropologist on this one, eh?

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    8. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by DimitryP · · Score: 1

      English is, however, the language of international commercial aviation and shipping.

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    9. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      As Mr Twain said, "if you can only think of one way to spell something, you lack imagination"

      Now go away and hide in your vocabulary-crippled cave, where only dictionary.com words are allowed

    10. Re:A voice enabled translation tool by ccmay · · Score: 1
      English is only the 3rd most widely spoken language in the world

      You are not quite correct here. English may be the 3rd most common native language (or more likely 2nd), but when you count those who speak it as a second or third language, it is by far the most commonly spoken language in the world. At least a billion people are conversant in English.

      around 320 million.

      I have a hard time believing that the English-speaking populations of North America, the British Isles, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, the Caribbean, etc. add up to only 320 million, even if you count only mother-tongue speakers. In fact, I know this is horse shit. Where do you get such numbers? The true number is closer to 380 million.

      (and how convenient that it comes in just under the supposed 330 million Spanish speakers. I smell a leftist political agenda...)

      If you include all the different dialects of Indian languages, I'm sure they would well surpass English as well.

      If your auntie had bollocks, she'd be your uncle. We're talking about individual languages here. There are hundreds of dialects in India, but they are not necessarily mutually intelligible or even from the same language family, and it makes no sense to lump them as one language. Hindi has more in common with the Urdu spoken in Pakistan than it does with the Dravidian languages of southern India, to take only the most obvious example.

      -ccm

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  7. what if there's no connection by DimitryP · · Score: 1

    i can see it being useful if you have some way of connecting, but without it, all you will get are some pictures of signs in a foreign language.

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  8. What I'd like to see... by Space+Coyote · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Would be a similar system that can use OCR to read street signs and then send the text to a voice synthesyzer. Seems like that would be endlessly useful for people with low vision who have trouble reading signs in awkward locations.

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    1. Re:What I'd like to see... by gnarled · · Score: 1

      As you crash into another can in an intersection you hear over your headphones your computer shout, "STOP!!" But its to late.

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  9. Combine this technology... by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Combine this technology with last summer's craze, hotornot.com, and I think you got something. (15 seconds to know if the chick you wanna pick up in a bar is really hot? Priceless.)

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  10. Let Them Speak English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Went to one them countries abroad 'while back. Filled with foreigners, it was. Everywhere I looked was foreigners yammering in some strange foreign tongue. I can't see why they just don't learn to speak English...much easier than wasting my time with some sort of pocket translater.

  11. that's not useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Think of all the better things they could do. They could translate it from Enligsh to hax0r! "5p33d l1m17: 55 mph" "570p!" "j00 c4n 4d0p7 4 h1ghw4y!"

  12. How long... by theMAGE · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long till' people will drive using this as input? "Computer: what is that red sign over there?" ... crunch scan crunch ocr crunch exception: macromedia plugin required crunch downloading... ... 15 seconds later, from the car's wreckage: IT'S A STOP SIGN. REPEAT IT'S A STOP SIGN

  13. Scientific American on Augmented Reality by willybur · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On that note, this month's issue of Scientific American features an article on augmented reality. It's a good read.

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  14. 15 seconds? by InsaneCreator · · Score: 2

    Driving down the street...

    What's that sign?

    *click* (take a photo)

    *CRASH! BOOOM!*

    Translation comes in: "STOP" sign

    1. Re:15 seconds? by Trisk · · Score: 1

      Wow, just 1 minute after. Amazing coincidence.

    2. Re:15 seconds? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Or

      "Don't stand here, this is a bus r.........."

  15. this is gonna scare the hell out of tourists... by bob@dB.org · · Score: 2

    ...just imagine visiting some far-away place, sending of a picture of a street-sign for translating, and getting back "beware the polar bears"!

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    1. Re:this is gonna scare the hell out of tourists... by func · · Score: 1

      Hey, if they're travelling in my neck of the woods, they'd be right. The signs do say "beware of bears", and they better be scared! :)

    2. Re:this is gonna scare the hell out of tourists... by Valgar · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      In my area of the cube farm the "beware of BOFH" sign prevails.....

      and we are much worse than bears, bears don't stuff your keyboard up your ass in response to stupid questions...:)

  16. Suspicious by EvilBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was messing with the Prototype for this, and after I tried about the 40th sign, I got this back

    Warning !
    Wrong Way
    **** HELPI'MBEINGHELDPRISONERINAWIRELESSTRANSLATINGFACI LITY ****
    Go Back

  17. Babelfish by KeatonMill · · Score: 1

    Definately reminds me of the babelfish... although I don't think they worked for reading... I read an article a month or so ago about a research group working on AR (augmented reality). The setup they had weighed about 50 pounds and required a big bulky headset. But with the rate of miniturization these days... who knows what'll be possible in the not-too-distant future. I envision everyone wearing glasses that project the AR, and connect to a computer in a pocket somewhere... Maybe it'll be contacts.

  18. Lazy lazy! by Aurorya · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Part of the joy of going somewhere (for Americans) other than America is that everything is probably in a foreign language. And that people refer to these places, concepts, foods, etc., in the language that describes them best: their native one. I'm not going to go to la Rue d'Auguste Lançon in Paris and have my cute little pocket device translate it into "August Lancon Street". Parisiens giving me directions are going to call it la Rue d'Auguste Lançon!

    Ok, so what about China or Japan? If you are going for travel, you can learn a few Kanji. It's the least you could do. If you're going on business, as the article suggests, you should be a good little representative and be chosen because you know something about where you're going. Hopefully you know a lot, or at least enough to be able to order food from a menu.

    It's kind of sad that no people won't even have to make the smallest step into being somewhere new of calling places by their real names. If you lovingly name your kid George, would you be upset if the Mexicans only refered to him with the pronunciation "hor-hey"?

    1. Re:Lazy lazy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree with you when you're in Europe, but it's a different story in places like Taiwan, where I'm working at the moment. There are some signs in Latin text, but some of the minor roads are only written in Chinese.
      When someone tells you to go to Chong-Shen North Road, how would you know that äå±±åOE--è is the correct address? I would love a gadget like this! It would make living here so much easier.
      It would make learning Chinese easier as well.

      (Apologies if the Chinese doesn't display properly).

      Col the Limey

  19. Cached by BrianGa · · Score: 3, Informative
  20. yeah, but... by KingPrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...can you get through the airport with it? Carry any more technology and those security guards will tear you apart.

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  21. Have a friendly login by waltmarkers · · Score: 1

    For all those who need one:

    l: slashdotter1
    p: slashdotter1

    Enjoy

  22. Perhaps Oui Perhaps No? by alphaparadigm · · Score: 1

    Well, this is about as useful as my flying toaster!

    Seriously though, i wonder about what happens when the sign gets babelfished and you end up eating dog testicles instead of the "beefy camel tips" you thought you ordered.

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  23. Why Translate Street Signs? by cporter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't see this as a positive development. It's an excuse for crappier signs in a world where signs, schedules, maps, and notices are confusing even if you're fluent in the language. We should focus on standards and intuitive design.

    OK, maybe translating train schedules and restaurant menus is good. But street signs, especially, are supposed to be unambiguous, their meaning readily apparent to anyone, whether literate in their native language or not.

    And does this thing work on signs that some redneck has shot holes in with a 12-gauge?

    1. Re:Why Translate Street Signs? by sporty · · Score: 2

      What are you talking about? You want unambiguous, you use longitude and latitude. "Yeah, I'm only a few seconds away from 40 degrees latitude and a minute from 43 degrees longitude" :)

      Flame me for not knowing where 40x43 is :P Its a joke son, ya' hear'?!

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    2. Re:Why Translate Street Signs? by Peyna · · Score: 2

      The latitude and longitude you gave could correspond to 4 different locations on earth, so I'd say that's pretty amibiguous too. =]

      Although, if you go with 40 N 43 E, it's approximately somewhere in the middle east. (Some people use a +- system, searching this was the first time I had seen that, I've only used N S E W, etc.)

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    3. Re:Why Translate Street Signs? by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      He means things like stop signs, yeild signs, pedestrian crossings, crap like that, not signs that give the names of streets.

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  24. Commoditize this thing by WillWare · · Score: 2
    Configure the translator as a web service with a fairly-obvious SOAP API. Do everything in Unicode. Allow a wide range of both input and output languages. Make plenty of clones of the server, sprinkled all over the planet. Start in tourist spots and big cities, and let them trickle out to other places.

    In the 1950s and 60s, TV commoditized and homogenized American speech patterns and culture. This will commoditize understanding between cultures, but nobody has to give up their native language. Ideas and commerce will flow more easily. It'll be a good thing.

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    1. Re:Commoditize this thing by Rentar · · Score: 2
      In the 1950s and 60s, TV commoditized and homogenized American speech patterns and culture.

      Do you thing this is A Good Thing (tm)? (This is not ment as a flame, but food for thought, but on second thought, maybe it is a flame.)

      Disclaimer: I'm not from the US of A, but from Europe and I really like finding a different culture every 100 kilometers (or miles).

    2. Re:Commoditize this thing by WillWare · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Do you thing [the homogenization of American culture in the 50s and 60s] is A Good Thing?

      I didn't say that. We don't need to homogenize world culture for this thing to work. What gets homogenized is understanding of other cultures. Each person stays within the dialects and habits of his or her own culture, but sometimes learns a little bit about others.

      Maybe if there had been something like this for America in the 50s and 60s, a Texas/Maine translator say, we wouldn't have ended up with our cultural homogeneity today. Though really, neither folks from Maine nor Texas have made many concessions to cultural homogenization.

      The real evil of American cultural homogenization, such as it is, is the influence of big corporations. They'd benefit by commoditized cultural understanding, but individuals would benefit even more. So I don't see this as a call to arms for the Dark Side.

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  25. Somewhat Related... by peterdaly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On a somewhat related topic I have been thinking about recently:

    Java (J2ME) is now in cell phones, I have one and have played around a bit. Biggest problem with real applications is lack of a good input device. Now, for speed dialing, my phone has "voice recognition", which is really a pattern match against a saved database of me saying each person's name. It is an i85 Nextel Phone.

    Why not have a voice recognition processor? Now, the phone does not have enough horsies to crunch the stuff needed to do that...but: The phone has direct-connect. Why not a feature like direct connect, but instead of 2-way radioing another person, a voice processor system, which returns the processed speech as text into whatever is running on the phone? Take the time used out of alloted minutes...it's not like they have to connect anything in your call to the phone system to establish a call for you.

    Data connection is only about 300 baud or so, but how much faster can you really talk (so that a computer can uderstand you) than 300 baud worth of text? Same thing for reading. I can't read my email while driving (at least not safely), but why not have a "my phone" (really a computer talking to my phone) read it to me? That solves the small screen display problem too.

    Ok, enough crazy thinking for now, I could go on and on about this stuff.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Somewhat Related... by mlk · · Score: 1

      You can get 100% java voice recognition systems, so you could maybe do it on one of the new mobiles.

      Still does not help for Quake, but for MUD's it would be cool...

      But all that said and done, it would be easy to a system that you phone up your PC, it answers and send what you say through a voice rec. app, the pipes the output to a shell.

      mlk

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    2. Re:Somewhat Related... by slamb · · Score: 2

      Data connection is only about 300 baud or so, but how much faster can you really talk (so that a computer can uderstand you) than 300 baud worth of text?

      If your phone were doing the translation, that might be true. But combine that statement with one you made earlier:

      Why not a feature like direct connect, but instead of 2-way radioing another person, a voice processor system, which returns the processed speech as text into whatever is running on the phone?

      ... and you've got a lot more than 300 baud of information being sent. If your phone knew enough to filter it down to 300 baud, it wouldn't need to send it at all.

    3. Re:Somewhat Related... by jaclu · · Score: 1

      Well some operators already have this service.

      In sweden both Europolian (soon to be Vodaphone) and Telia have voice services for internet.

      Its all configurable through the web, If you want a machine rings you and reads up each mail as it is recieved

    4. Re:Somewhat Related... by spike666 · · Score: 2

      theres new low power chipsets that allow you to do voice recognition processing in small devices. it all comes down to cost, power consumption (they're designed for low power devices aka handhelds,phones etc) and trainability of the chip software - aka usability.

      in other words, its probably more likely that you'll see the functionality rolled into your pda or phone.

  26. The Bird by long_john_stewart_mi · · Score: 1

    So if somebody flips you the bird, take a picture and find out what he was really saying!

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  27. Chicken and egg situation by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    What do you do if you're trying to read signs that would lead you to a cybercafe?

    1. Re:Chicken and egg situation by mlk · · Score: 1

      Point your Nokia 7560 at the sign, click a button, get the sign back in English.
      Or (as he has done) point your digital camera at a sign, have your PDA take the pic, send it via your mobile phone to a mainframe then fly back to your PDA.

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  28. not bad by negativethirsty · · Score: 1

    But why not just have a bluetooth type chip embeded into all signs and landmarks? Walk up to it with some type of reciever/pda/device and wha-la. Even embed a gps etc.

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  29. Sensory Overuse by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

    This all relies too much on sight. These things, no matter how efficiently designed, do get in the way of your sight, even if transparent. Why use sight at all? Personally, I would prefer a system with a larger learning curve but effectively bringing a new sense into play. Electrodes applied to the body would send raw singles, which we would learn to interpret. This could have many possibilies. "Oh, would you look at that dream-woman, my alarm is going off. Hold on, let me set it back an hour." All while sleeping. Well, maybe not, but I think its cool. Just an idea.

  30. I'm suprised by madenosine · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm suprised that nearly nobody has carried the story of the brown reaserchers who put a microchip into a monkey's brain which allowed them to control a computer mouse by thinking

    They first played a game with a joystick, then played the same game controlling it with their mind, and they got about the same score both ways

    Very interesting story.....has anybody seen anything on this? It's on brown's website at http://www.brown.edu/Administration/News_Bureau/20 01-02/01-098.html

    1. Re:I'm suprised by lux55 · · Score: 1

      I posted that story here around noon today, but it was rejected. I find this sort of thing very intriguing, interfacing machines to neurons and such. There's crazy potential to help people, and it's freaky futuristic.

      What I want to see is a video of these monkeys, to see how accurate it really is (which I'm sure also depends on the monkey's intentions as well).

    2. Re:I'm suprised by madenosine · · Score: 1

      If it were done by MIT, slashdot would be all over it....

    3. Re:I'm suprised by mlk · · Score: 1

      Your not alone
      2002-03-14 02:25:37 Computers that read your mind! (articles,news) (rejected)

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  31. Microbes (was: Re:Timeline) by xris · · Score: 1

    I think calling "microbes" "earbuds" is a bit out of proportion (literally) - or did i miss an episode? :-)

    1. Re:Microbes (was: Re:Timeline) by Renraku · · Score: 2

      In the book, they were earbuds.

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  32. Tie in with "Sensory Overuse" by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

    Now this is what im talking about. I want this! Do you think there are any legal issues against doing this to myself? And does this work both ways? ie, could the joystick in their head have "force feedback", therefor applying a new sense?

  33. I can see it now... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm on a business trip in Paris. My wife flys in to be with me. Fourteen hours later I show up at the airport.

    Wife: "Where the hell have you been!!!"

    Me: "server was slow..."

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  34. Yeah... by mcrbids · · Score: 2
    Put this with some augumented reality, and you have a rather useful tool.

    ... Just stay out of Canadian Airports, eh?

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  35. American to English road sign trans? by Nathdot · · Score: 1

    Does it do American to standard English road sign translation? You know... something for the tourists:

    <STOP>: "Prepare for car-jacking"
    <DRIVE-THRU>: "Drive By"
    <WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES>: "Welcome to HELL!"

    :)

  36. Re:bad for long trips... by Timid_Monkey · · Score: 1
    Which foreign countries would have speed limits of 70 mph? Remember, the rest of the world has wisened up and switched to the metric system looooong ago! Which brings up up question...


    Say you ARE driving down some foreign street and you use your nifty pocket pc to read perhaps a French sign that something to the likes of, "100 kilometres per heure". Wouldn't it be the "American" thing to do, to not only translate the (simple, I know), sign, but also to convert it into mph so we silly Americans don't blow a brain fuse?

  37. New York Times Again? by release7 · · Score: 1

    New York Times new slogan: "All the news fit for nerds"

    Slasdot's: "News from New York. Stale links that mattered 6 hours ago."

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  38. Driving in unfamiliar territory by denubis · · Score: 1

    These augmented street signs would be incredibly cool if they showed up as small popup boxes on your field of vision as you're looking for streets. Better yet, augment with mapquest, and have a line to follow to get to your destination. Adjusting for traffic and the ilk. That would be cool.

  39. Correction can = car [n/t] by gnarled · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  40. the amazing thing is by gtx · · Score: 2
    i've trained myself to do similar things without computers. i was enrolled in a state funded training program for 12 years, where they taught me to identify english road signs, read them, translate them into english, and understand them. i also learned how to translate the following things into english:
    • books written in english
    • product labels written in english
    • movie subtitles written in english
    • magazine articles written in english
    then, after my 12 years of state funded black-ops training, i decided to continue my education in a private 4 year institution where they even taught me how to WRITE in english, a topic which wasn't quite covered well by the state-funded institution. perhaps if the government would make this type of training available to all members of our society, we wouldn't need computers to understand these cryptic road signs that nobody seems to be able to decode.

    -c
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    1. Re:the amazing thing is by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

      And why does this not have "Score: 5 Funny" next to it? Mods, you there?

  41. 15 seconds later.. by MongooseCN · · Score: 1, Redundant

    While driving along some roads...

    Take a picture of that sign and see what it says.

    -15 seconds later-

    "STOP"

  42. Improvement idea by Timid_Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    With the processor speeds and storage abilities of current Pocket PCs, why require a dialup connection? Especially when the majority of users wouldn't have one while, say, traveling in a foreign country. (GSM still has yet to pick up here in the US).


    Why not allow the OCR program, and any necessary foreign language translation dictionaries to live in the PDA's memory? I can't see it taking up anymore than several MB, (which could certaintly be offloaded when not traveling).


    Is there something I really don't understand here?

    1. Re:Improvement idea by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, in fact some might even say you're making sense. But gotta remember, they are going to want to generate revenue. This means ads and/or subscription fees. That's why they want you to go through them.

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  43. It just might be possible by mikosullivan · · Score: 2
    If everybody started wearing the systems, and you could hack the systems, you could be walking down the street and your server could discover that the girl walking towards you (it knows who she is because she's wearing the system too) subscribes to certain magazines, is a mamber of such and such clubs, and has participated in certain discussions. Then the system could provide info for picking up.

    It could happen.

    -Miko

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    1. Re:It just might be possible by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Redundant
      Heh, I was on the phone to me mom last night, and she mentioned that a step-cousin was in the Special Olympics (sadly under-reported in the news). Of course the phone was by the computer, and a quick Google, and *poof*, I had all the info about him and his history. (Never met him, never knew I had him. From his record, he can take a take an injury, a fall and try, try again. Good on him!)

      And then there was the time an ex-girl friend (it was complex) had left my place and got stuck on the 401 (imagine 101 for Californians) and called me on her cell phone. Zap! Connected to the traffic-cam system, told her that after a few miles it cleared up.

      Gawd damn, I'm a chair-bound Steve Mann!

      As for dating, perhaps head-mounted traffic lights? And if someone's pupils are visible while while they traverse their menues, j00 4r3 0nw3d! Capture software to match against menu software.

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    2. Re:It just might be possible by juliao · · Score: 1

      Better yet, you could hack the system into making her system tell her all this good stuff about you. How you are smart, and sexy, and a great lover, and hones... well, never mind.

  44. Uh... by hackshack · · Score: 1
    It requires at least a dialup connection ...

    Not bloody useful when I'm walking down Broadway, is it then? (rimshot)

  45. Not hard to do by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    Last summer I created a prescription delivery system that received a faxed prescription (the Rx was faxed from another company's software to a Pharmacy; in our case the "pharmacy" was a fax-to-email company in Vancouver, B.C.) as a TIFF attachment to an email. Then I parsed the email, scanned the distinct areas (well-defined, thankfully) of the fax for the details of physician, patient, prescription, sliced the fax into pieces and reformed those pieces to create a label to be printed on the drug to be dispensed. Then I popped the Rx to the correct awaiting browser (real-time dispensing) and an authorized user OK'ed the print and dispensed the drug.

    It took 2 weeks and used all open source tools:

    • Perl
    • Apache
    • Linux
    • Fetchmail
    • Imager.pm
    • Mime::Parser
    • JOCR (was Gnu OCR but renamed for SourceForge)
    • other stuff
    Of course, that was for proof-of-concept: I then redid the application using SOAP::Lite for receiving an XML payload with the same data.

    It was a load of fun and proved to me that CPAN, SourceForge, Freshmeat, and Google are the only tools I need to get stuff done on a grand scale

    Regarding JOCR - it's not OmniPage by a long shot, but for specific OCR needs is worth looking at.

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  46. As far as the equipment is concerned... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

    Cliff's been doing it for years. This is good stuff, my friends... and you get to fulfill your Linux and individuality dreams. What could be cooler?

  47. But just don't... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

    Try to wear it through airport security! (The last thing your LCD goggles/speakers report is "Pleeze come this w4y to thiz small priv4t3 roam so that we might radish you." Uhoh.)

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  48. Re:Because... by Dahan · · Score: 1

    "Phoenician"

  49. Wierd Translations... by gnovos · · Score: 2

    I know this is a little bit off topic, but while the technology is cool, you'd get some really kooky translations if you went around some foreign country translating the signs. I used to live in Japan, and after I learned a little of the language, I started thinking that the Japanese have very odd naming schemes. My house was loaced between the train stops "Cherry Blossom Palace" and "Happy Island" and I lived on the street "Middle of the rice field" right across from the megamart "Big Circle". Needless to say, there were neither palaces nor islands anywhere in sight, and the closest thing to a "field" was the parking lot, and I never saw any rice there... I did see some circles, but none of them were particularly large :) Still, I'll bet it would be great for reading menues in korean resturants and finding out just which part of the cow that last slice of beef came from... or I HOPE it was a cow!

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  50. Neat idea, but the latency... by Sivar · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Dear, what does that sign over there say?"

    [15 seconds later]

    "It says: 'Road ends: Bridge constru...'"

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  51. Very useful by quintessent · · Score: 2

    "Hey, what does that one say?"

    "Hold on, I'll check."

    (a few seconds pass)

    SCReeeeeeeeeeechh!!!!

    "Um, this says it was a stop sign."

    "Thanks."

  52. Re:Chicken and egg situation [ot] by minusthink · · Score: 1

    the chicken and the egg situation is not really a situation.

    the egg came first. why? because anything that is not born out of an egg can not be a chicken, by my definition of a chicken.

    so there is no way for the chicken to come first.

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  53. I want to know what it can do... by msouth · · Score: 2

    ...with a picture of a beautiful, but clothed, member-of-the-appropriate-sex.

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  54. Re:Chicken and egg situation [ot] by unapersson · · Score: 1

    The first chicken egg had to have been laid by an almost-chicken. The whole chicken/egg cliche seems to completely ignore evolution, and until eggs can be created out of thin air, a chicken always has to come first.

  55. Other Applications... by vosbert · · Score: 1

    Just tack on a voice synthesizer and it could become a useful tool for the blind. They would be able to hear the words written around them.

  56. Trouble in Tokyo Station?!?! by anonymous+loser · · Score: 4, Informative
    "The translation service is a great application of augmented reality," said Dr. Seth Teller, an associate professor of computer science and electrical engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "I had a terrible time finding my way through the Tokyo train station last month."

    Just about every meaningful sign in Tokyo station is already translated into English. In fact, there are few train stations within a 50-mile radius of Tokyo that don't have English language signs, at least for the essential stuff (this way to Harajuku, etc.). It's only when you start getting out in the country that reading signs becomes a problem for English-speaking foreigners. E.g. most stations on the Meitetsu line outside of Nagoya completely lack English-language signs. As a tip for foreign travellers in that situation I offer the following advice: follow the crowd. You are pretty much guaranteed by natural law to end up in the city center.

  57. been doing it for years... by spike666 · · Score: 2

    i got a device that fills your requirements. it tells me what street i'm on, what street i'm approaching and even what time it is! and it doesnt even need to be able to see the street signs. of course, it needs to be able to see at least 3 of its friends to know exactly where i am, but that isnt too hard when you're outside.

    i of course am talking about my GPS.

  58. Translation tools for pocket devices by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    It seems like a more useful tool, would be a standard translator, where you could type in the words, and get the equivalent in your target language. Verb conjugation would also be very important. Franklin / Larousse makes some decent translators, but they are a little too large, and don't hold up very well. Does anyone know if there is a port or similar product for handheld devices?

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  59. Augmented reality by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    We already have augmented reality devices, it is called "beer". It makes every woman look good and every guy your best friend/enemy.

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  60. Re:Chicken and egg situation [ot] by minusthink · · Score: 1

    a chicken comes first only if you define an almost-chicken as a chicken, which I do not.

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