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Your Own Luxury Submarine!
cheapo writes "Not exactly computer related, but fun none-the-less. Someone on my boating mailing list turned me onto this website for your own personal luxury submarine. For a mere $78 million, you can make all the other folks at the marina jealous with a 213 foot toy." That 78
million dollar price tag might seem steep until you discover that it comes
with its own docking mini sub. Now thats a bargain!
Does GPS work on board when it is submerged?
Bill Gates should buy it so he can torpedo Larry Ellison's yacht.
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I can't express how embarassing it is to be lounging around the marina, get challenged to a submarine drag-race, and lose to some other 100-foot submersible because I didn't hook up enough batteries. Finally, with the Phoenix 1000, I'll never have to endure their laughter again!
(Okay, okay, it's not funny... I'm just bored.)
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
Of course, the web site didn't say so in so many words, but at the time, not a single one had been built yet :)
I want to be the founding member of the "Mile-low club"....
S.t.e.v.e.
I saw this on the discovery channel. Supposedly they are all custom made. Steve Jobs has one that will dock in his 200ft yacht, and a Japanese customer wanted one with a laser cannon mounted on it so he could shoot fish. Sounds like Dr. Evil!!
As proposed, the submarine would constitute the single largest private undersea vehicle ever built, and arguably, the most significant personal transportation device of the 20th century.
Besides say...oh...THE AIRPLANE?
The problem with this statement is actually 2 fold, there's no way a personal luxury sub is the most signifigant personal trasport device of the 20th century. On top of that fact, the thing hasn't been built yet, so it should be of the 21st century. And considering the 20th century brought us the modern automobile, the airplane, and the space shuttle, I highly doubt that anyone would call anything the most signifigant anything of the century...only 2 years into it.
One of the measures of how dangerous a device
is is the amount of time from the second
you fsck up to the moment it's too late
to save you. By that measure, subs are more
dangerous than the space shuttles.
Thought I'd share.
Err, actually, it comes with a place where you could dock another mini-sub. The mini-sub itself would be an after-market add-on.
Nothing for 6-digit uids?
how come its not called the nautulis (sp)?
phoenix is a fiery bird... this is a _sub_
Oh man I am just having waves of covetousness washing over me. How can anyone have the money yet NOT buy this thing?
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I have trouble beleiving that those large portholes (aprox 6' dia) depicted on the interior view can handle the 1000' rated depth. Total pressure is almost about 1.8 million lbs.
Thats a lot for any transparent material, I don't have my engineering texts at work, anyone care to calculate what the stresses involved would be.
I have enough trouble avoiding all the rich folk in their massive SUVs and now we have to watch out for them in submarines too? All those fishermen better keep an eye out for a submarine with a "My child is Citizen of the Month" bumper sticker on it.
That's right, for only 78 million you too can pretend to be the leader of the Discordians.
Green apples not included.
- Serge
there's a lot of problems associated with being underwater...
First off, there's a limited range where you could use it.
Second: You'd have to make sure you didn't collide with anything (I'm sure you'd hire a formet sub captain or something).
Third: it's not all that clear underwater. It's only clear in the shallow areas like tropical and what not. But in the deeper areas it's not all that clear and so you wouldn't see much.
Fourth: the upkeep on submarines runs millions a year, so the cost is gigantic.
Now the pros:
First: you can bring illicit drugs into the country and nobody is gonna stop you (how do you stop a submarine without blowing it up?) and if they do stop you, then you just flush the stuff down the drain.
Second: It's the mile deep club.
Finally: If the submarines a rocking don't come a knocking
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But if you read between the lines, you'll find that at least some of these submarines have never been built. I guess they don't want to keep them around the showroom.
I first came across this site several years ago, from a pointer at www.memepool.com
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
-J
Since the CIA keeps having problems that the coast gard keeps messing up their "drugs for guns" program, I wonder how many they will buy just to keep ahead of their competition.
Can it take out an LNG tanker that's set on destroying New York City?
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
it gracefully handles the slashdot effect. 15 minutes after the story was posted, the site is still responding snappily. If the sub business doesn't work, they can seek work as webmasters. Or maybe they WERE webmasters before the bust?
hotbox the mini-sub!
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This is just what they're looking for!
If it doesn't have a Casino and a Health Club on board, I don't want it.
-me
Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
Just get 9 of your rich fellow executives together and you can purchase your very own DD(x) Land Attack Destroyer.
Comes complete with 5-inch/62 extended range guided munitions and 155mm Howitzers, land attack missiles and of course, Tactical Tomahawk missiles.
No need to worry about the wife catching you fishing with your buddies either as it use stealth technology to give it almost no radar signature.
By the way, this ship has a fully robotic mini-sub to allow scouting in unfriendly water ways.
With a price tag of $750 million, they are just as affordable as these silly luxury 'subs.' Besides, you know what they say about submarine people don't ya?
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Am I the only one who remembers back when you could be the "proud commander of your own POLARIS SUB -- the most powerful weapon in the world!" for only $6.98 ??
It's a scam. There are engineering and metelurgical reasons why subs have he shapes that they have. The large portal windows seals for one thing wouldn't stand the pressure at the depth the sub claims to go.
One clue to the scam is that there is no actual sub just "artist's conceptions". Another is that for someone seling a 78 million dollar product, their website design is amateurish.
Gotta love the internet though...the web of a million lies...
----- In Your Cubicle No One Can Hear You Scream...
- Someone getting sunk in their personal sub because they were mistaken for a enemy military sub.
- Someone surfacing into the bottom of a surface ship.
- Getting rammed by a surface ship while surfaced becuase they have such a small above water profile that they are not seen by a ship operator.
- etc...
I know I won't be buying my personal sub until I know these issues are resolved!-- Find the Truth...
I've always wondered where those arch-villains get their gear like luxury underwater bases and industrial installations in the middle of volcanoes. Well now I know. And at $78,000,000 I'm just going to have to turn to a life of crime. Maybe I'll become an accountant.
-- SIGFPE
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This thing needs a pipe organ. I can just see James Mason playing Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor" in the gallery.
Just need Kirk Douglas looking young again, and it'd be perfect.
Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
Some things you can't make up. From the Kentucky Legislature site.. "Encourage the purchase of a submarine to patrol the waters of the Commonwealth and search and destroy all casino riverboats".
You can see it at the Kentucky Legislature site HR 256 Maybe they can take the casino high rollers for rides in it after destroying the casino riverboats.
It's not so bad. Figure 2e6 lbf acting on the thing, and a 6" thick window to take up the strain. That's about 1.5 kpsi overall stress inside the window, plus a bit for imperfections in the construction. Add some safety margin and you can figure on around 5 kpsi of stress.
I'm not sure the strength of their window material but Kevlar can be made clear and has a strength of around 250 kpsi.
They have some Luxury Submarine FAQs that people may find interesting. My favorite:
What type of people buy luxury submarines?
Interested buyers tend to share one trait, they are all wealthy.
My comment: well, yeah, people living paycheck to paycheck generally don't buy $78 million dollar items.
How about a TV reality show with 5 people trapped in a little submarine! No way to get away from those hidden cams. Imagine the ratings! :)
===> An eye for an eye makes everyone blind - MG
if i had $78 million to blow on this thing, i wouldn't mind being called a fool.
page mill my ass, with that kind of quality they must have used netscrape composer
Apple iSub. Sink different.
That has to be the funniest bill I've ever read. The Kentucky legislature has quite a sense of humor!
Even if it does who is going to read it?
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** CREAK **
Wife: (Gathers Manual) Dear it says right here not to exceed 10,000 Feet or the...
Captain: That's just what they say, I know this baby can take a few more thousand feet, I paid 75+ Mill for this baby, besides it's pretty down here...
Wife: I can't see a thing...
Captain: Look harder... Anyway not to worry... remember Crimson Tide they went like 13,000
The only Warning labels people listen to is Dry Cleaning Only labels...
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
...and this is just one more example.
Anyone here whos a survivalist, knows that having a submarine can help you escape pretty much any situation
nuclear war, flood, etc etc
I'd love to have a submarine just so that if there was a situation where we were at war with say, China, I can take me and my family into the submarine.
Think of it like a bomb shelter which can move around, not to mention submarines also allow you to travel, its like your own private jet just under water.
Last, submarines allow you to explore the ocean,
I'd love to have one
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whoops.
I'd buy a submarine, connect it to my bomb shelter, and connect that to the basement of my mansion
IF its a flood or any kinda bad situation, you have a way to escape.
Thats why a submarine would be cool, a submarine is alot more useful than a yacht and people waste their money on that
i think 70 million is too expensive for a submarine though.
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he Phoenix is capable of making trans-Atlantic crossings at 16 knots
That is really slow. Why would anyone buy a bot that goes twice walking speed.
As proposed, the submarine would constitute the single largest private undersea vehicle ever built
Does that include all the submarines built by the drug dealers that people don't know about? I remember there was once an article about a bust of a drug ring building their own submarine, I think it may have been in Russia. Several have also been sold to drug dealers around the world. $78mil could be a worthwhile investment if I can manage to shift enough 'goods' without being picked up by the coast guard.
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I'll bet that they thought there would be one of these in a bubble by the 21st century...
Woohoo! Then all the poor public school Nerds using 486s (well hey the local H.S. just disposed of their 8086 lab 3 years ago so. . . . ) will be able to hack into the rich's sub-enviros and stop the oxygen supply!
Oh yes, set the phasers on stun indeed!
::evil laugher::
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I indeed meant once in orbit.
Too big to fail? Does that make me to small to succeed?
I gotta quit hanging out here and/or get more sleep. The first time around, I read that headline as:
Your Own Linux Submarine!
if you download their pdf file you will see some pics of some of their smaller subs.
As far as the largest one it seem they have not made it yet.
The reason they kind of hide their picuters of submarines, is because the actual boats look kind of ugly.
They are made to look like an yacht when surfaced, but the part thats underwater looks like a tube and breaks the continuity.
When they draw pictures they cheat, so they draw the bottom to look like the bottom of an yacht with large windows.
A turbine-powered helicopter is no longer the ultimate accoutrement to a superyacht.
Damn! I just had it painted to look like Airwolf!!
Edith Keeler Must Die
Visibility underwater is such that you'd need to be very close to something to see it at all. Coral reefs with fish and stuff, and you'd want to be within 20 feet, more likely 10. There's simply no way you can manoever a 200 ft vessel to within an irregularly shaped reef. Not a surface ship, and certainly not a submarine.
For deeper stuff, you're going to need some seriously powerful white lights. Water filters out the higher frequency light first, so all your reds start disappearing after about 60 feet. For wrecks and stuff, you'll need a huge bank of lateral spotlights (not shown on artists impression because artist didn't take physics), and still be unable to get close enough to see anything.
With sufficient lighting, you may be able to go to depth and see some really nice mud.
Me - I'd buy 7 trips to orbit instead.
The pressure hull is constructed of cylindrical sections of transparent structural acrylic - Lucite is the tradename, I think - about 8" thick. The portholes are made where the outer hull has porthole-shaped cut-outs to expose the lucite and create a window. The outer hull is shaped to give the cylindrical pressure hull better hydrodynamics.
Edith Keeler Must Die
Honestly, whoever gets this one is a single step away from James Bond villany...
Having worked at a Florida Marina for 4 years, I can tell you that yachts require a ridiculous amount of maintenance to keep them in working order. I am rather skeptical of this vessel, here's why.
First, there's the issue of bottom paint. An untreated hull in saltwater will be covered in drag-producing algae in a matter of weeks. Most bottom paints slow this considerably, but they still need to be re-painted at least once a year. More permanent paints are available outside the US, as they contain several environmentally detrimental chemicals. All this leaves me to imagine that those portals are going to be one royal pain in the ass to keep clear and clean.
Next, there's the issue of prolonged saltwater contact. Surface yachts must be sprayed down after every outing, or every week at the dock. Otherwise, the salt spray alone is enough to destroy any metalwork on the boat. As if salt spray wasn't enough, this boat will be saturated from all angles.
Now there's maintenance. Those outside the marine industry have no idea of the amount of work needed to keep boats running smoothly. You can't just leave it tied up at a dock - there is near-daily engine maintenance (markedly higher due to saltwater contact), external cleaning, interior maintenance, etc. Now, if this much effort is required to keep a much simpler surface yacht afloat and in shape, I can't imagine what this thing requires. Furthermore, the idea of a crew of only 3 on any yacht over 200' is absurd. It takes that many just to tie the damn thing up, nevermind who's driving it.
Finally, the price. I'm sure this will make a great novelty for some rich person, but that rich person could have bought over 1000 feet worth of brand new motoryachts or sportfishers with that kind of money.
--- Sigs are dumb.
But my watch is only good to 100m. Damn you timex!
This was widely reported. They didn't finish this one, but who knows what else they have?
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
They're sailboats, so not very fast compared with a motorboat. Probably slower than this thing goes, or would go if it ever got built.
You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
"I want to be the founding member of the "Mile-low club"
:)
Sorry, no can do.
You need some serious hardware to reach that depth. The pressure is over a ton per square inch at a mile down. The specs on the website state 1000 feet for the main sub and 2000 feet for the mini-sub.
Okay, so it is difficult, but under this argument it is still possible to do. You just need to invent the right equipment.
The REAL reason you can't be the founding member of the mile-low club is I already am
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we just got some "new" ones y'know, they're tied up at the halifax shipyard.
dont know how much they cost though, maybe $78mil is a bargain.
heh, there was nothing primitive about what they were doing. They were building the same kind of state of the art subs the Russian military uses for nukes. Except instaid of warheads, it was going to carry smack. Lots and lots of smack.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
on the whole idea. Not to you but to the makers of this thing.
You need some serious hardware to reach that depth. The pressure is over a ton per square inch at a mile down. The specs on the website state 1000 feet for the main sub and 2000 feet for the mini-sub.
From the article: The significant volume, coupled with very large acrylic viewports...
Stop right there. Any idea what the external pressure on those "large acrylic viewports" is going to be??? At 1000 ft, we are looking at about 30 atmospheres! That's 30 times the normal atmospheric pressure of 14.7 psi! At over 400 psi (that's over 30 tons per square foot!) those "large acrylic viewports" are going to pop like giant bubblewrap!
You're using her as bait, Master!
Italics are from ther person who submitted the story, undecorated text is from the editor who put it on the page. Why is it so fucking hard for people to figure this out???
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
how much is the Captain Nemo pipe organ option ?
My god, that is freaking totally AWESOME, and it operates at almost 1000feet too boot.
Look at pictures of naval submarines. Notice how the high strength steel tends to push inward on the substructure over time? The elasticity is used to take up some of the strain. Acrylic lacks this feature and is more likely to develop cracks leading to either regular replacement or catastrophic failure.
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I think you'll find that the dents come from hitting fishing boats (and the odd depth charge).
The elasticity is used to take up some of the strain. Acrylic lacks this feature and is more likely to develop cracks leading to either regular replacement or catastrophic failure.
The replacement schedule for Acrylic viewports is (normally) ten years. I could imagine that the ten year refit for a submarine like this would be around 7 million usd.
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"arguably, the most significant personal transportation device of the 20th century"
Yeah right. That would be the same 20th century as the Model T Ford and the Wright brothers' first flight?
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