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"Industry Standard" Paycuts in IT?

noGarnishMe! asks: "I was just reading about a Chicago-based company that has told all its employees earning over $60K/year that they will have to accept a 50% percent paycut for the month of May. This cut might be necessary in these times but keep in mind that the bozos in senior management just finished buying up several failing companies and paying some large bonuses to themselves. The memo announcing the cut is here. This cut, coming in such large chunk and in May, seems like a draconian shot to boost the 2d quarter financials. True, the annual paycut of 3.8% is modest but it ignores that fact that many folks won't be able to pay their May bills with only half their salary. I know that many of us have been through rough times these past 18 months and so I ask, what has been the approach at your company?" There are graceful and non-graceful ways for a company to handle a lack of cash flow. In the scramble for survival, especially in an economic downturn, many companies are caught off-guard and have to show their shareholders that they are doing something to get the company back on the road to profitability (which seems to be the issue, here). In many of these cases, the group most affected by such changes are the employees. It would be interesting to note how many of you have gone through this before and what you had to do to survive the shortfall.

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  1. hmmmm by GnomeKing · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad I only earn $59K/year!

    1. Re:hmmmm by Zathrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The sad thing is, you would be better off being payed $57,501 to $59,999 than being payed $60k exactly. How silly.

      BTW, anyone who is earning that kind of wage and still living from paycheck to paycheck is, well, a fscking idiot. There are families that earn $30k/year on a single salary with children and still save money. More to the point, if you're working in a high tech job right now and don't have an appreciable amount of cash in an "oh shit" fund, you're going to find out the hard way what a bad idea that is.

      Having 3-6 months of living money (rent/mortgage, utilities, food, etc) in liquid savings (CDs are ok if done wisely, money market, savings acct, etc. but NOT stocks or mutual funds) is really something people should do. You can scoff, but when you suddenly find yourself unemployed, it's the people with these funds that are going to be fine and able to focus on finding a new job. The people without them will be visiting bankruptcy court.

    2. Re:hmmmm by xtermz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I so wish I had mod points to mod you up right now... I recently saw the light and started a savings account, especially after seeing the tech drought hit home ( my brother sat idle for 6 months or so and just now got a job ) .. Problem i'm having, (as with most americans ) is paying down the major credit card bills that alot of us aquired during the 'oh, the economy is great and always will be ' boom...

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    3. Re:hmmmm by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 5, Insightful

      BTW, anyone who is earning that kind of wage and still living from paycheck to paycheck is, well, a fscking idiot.

      I resent that. Yes, I was an idiot (back in college), racking up a lot of credit card debt. I now find myself paying off all of that, plus a hefty student loan to boot. I do quite well for myself (not $60K, to be sure), but quite frankly, the minimum monthly payments on my outstanding debts swallow just about every penny I take home (well, that which isn't taken by rent, utilities, etc.).

      Your advice is definitely sound, and I'm working on building up my rainy-day fund, but it's going to take a while, and meantime, I'm vulnerable.

      All I'm trying to say is, some of us are no longer idiots, but still manage to find ourselves in this position.

    4. Re:hmmmm by mark_lybarger · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes, it does mean they're idiots. The common definition of idiot here defines it as:

      1. A foolish or stupid person.
      2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

      i'de say completely blowing your middle income salary because: 1) you don't know how to manage money, 2) can't fathom planning for the future, and 3) maybe believe that this awesome internet/technology boom is going to last 4-ever certainly qualifies for the first definition. the second definition is questionable.

    5. Re:hmmmm by shine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My advice is that you should always pay down credit card debt before saving, you'll be better off in the long run. I always pay off my cards in full each month, I never carry a balance. Being in debt means having less. I make exception for home mortgage and car loans.

      ~C

    6. Re:hmmmm by Carmody · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People like me^H^H^H that typically found themselves over the past five years or so with more money than they were capable of managing. Consequently, most of us drive nicer cars than we need to, and live in bigger homes than we need to, and have too many DVDs. The half million bucks, gross, I^H^H they've earned over the past few years is gone, gone, gone.

      Oh GAWD! Take some responsibility? "More money than they were capable of managing?" Give me a break. You were perfectly capable of managing your money. If you are smart enough to hold down a job, you are smart enough to do the addition and subtraction necessary to save more than you spend.

      You didn't WANT to manage your money. You were perfectly capable.

      That doesn't mean we^H^H^H they're idiots. Just that they're still figuring this whole "money" thing out. In a situation like that, it's harder than you'd think to save for a rainy day.

      Sorry, it does mean you are an idiot. It is not hard to figure out the "money" thing. If you are ignorant of specifics (different types of investments and so on) there are plenty of books on the subject, and you can even hire people to help you manage your money. You were perfectly capable, and it wasn't that hard. You just didn't WANT to.

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    7. Re:hmmmm by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is not hard to figure out the "money" thing.

      Maybe so. But you'd be surprised at just how insufficiently educated most people are about personal finance.

      Many people learn from their parents, who, chances are, are among the 90% of the population that are debtors rather than creditors.

      It's kind of like parenting skills. It only takes half a brain and some willingness to invest some effort in learning how to be a parent in order to be a good one, but most people just "wing it" and tend to pass on a comparable ratio of personal dysfunctional habits to their children.


      You just didn't WANT to.

      More like, they just didn't think it was important to learn how to properly manage personal finances.

      Well, it's important.

      It's a hard lesson to learn by way of severe salaray reduction, but it will be good lesson.

      Apart from the necessity of saving 3-6 months salary as an emergency contingency fund, they'll probably also start paying attention to a few other basics, such as not paying credit card interest, saving for kid's college, and really saving heavily for retirement because actual social security benefits are going to be paltry.

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    8. Re:hmmmm by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm no Webster or anybody, but my definition of idiot includes the term 'over-simplification to make a point.'

      Or maybe that's ass. Damn, I should start writing these things down.

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    9. Re:hmmmm by mark_lybarger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      yes. i would be ok. the exact amount depends on your lifestyle after the change. you're entertainment and charging habits should definately be significantly curbed. hell, revolving credit s/b just that, revolving. you charge something you pay the bill.

      i have lost my job and have been searching for over 3 months. i'm a newbie on the bench from other accounts i read. the market for software developers is VERY tight these days. both of my neighbors are also umeployed and unable to find work, and neither is in the technology sector.

      on a side note. if the job crunch is all about supply and demand, and there's an abundance of supply, then why is the H1-B program still continuing? this program was created to help fill supply for an over demand a few years back specifically in the technology sector.

    10. Re:hmmmm by NanoGator · · Score: 3

      One thing I definitely like about being a bachelor is that I can move on a moment's notice. I live in Portland where the unemployment rate is really high. If I lost my job, I'd likely have to move to California.

      I'll tell you all something, you can budget and budget and budget, but shit will happen. The best advice I can give anybody is 'have a fallback plan in case you have to leave where you live.' In my case, I have family and friends I could stay with. If I lost my job, I'd probably have to wait about 4 months to get another one. Though I do have money saved up (barely) to pay the bills until then, I know what'll happen. The car will break down. I'll need dental work that I'm no longer insured for. And my girlfriend's birthday will come up. I think that I'd be able to move in with somebody I know, keep rent down. I even have plans in place to reimburse that person for when I do get a job for their time.

      That's just me, of course. But I don't think you can ever have enough in your savings account to deal with unemployment for very long.

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    11. Re:hmmmm by glueball · · Score: 3, Insightful
      My advice is that you should always pay down credit card debt before saving, you'll be better off in the long run.

      Nope, not quite true. If you are having money trouble, the *last* thing to pay off is the credit card company. Credit cards are unsecured loans, which means the most they can do is call and harass you and mark your credit. First thing you do is eat. Second thing you do is pay your house ( a secured loan --you don't pay, they take your house ), third thing is pay your car loan ( how else are you going to get to work ). Then, and only then, pay your credit cards. Call the credit card company and tell them you are having a hard time, and please stop calling. They will stop calling, and may lower your rates if you make minimum payments.

      This is not the situation I'd encourage anyone to get into, but if you are desperate, this is what you can do to protect yourself and your livelyhood.

      On the next technology boom, don't put yourself in this horrible, stressful, humiliating position of needing to choose "Who should I pay next?" when the bubble breaks.

      Don't come off saying "the 18% credit card interest will cost you more in the long run". Paying the credit card company last is for people who would go hungry and homeless before they miss a credit card bill. Put your priorities into perspective.

    12. Re:hmmmm by Van+Halen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Maybe so. But you'd be surprised at just how insufficiently educated most people are about personal finance.

      Exactly. While the above is certainly not a good excuse, it's probably by far the most common reason people get into trouble financially. I'm definitely in that group.

      The one thing I really wish I'd done differently was to learn more about personal finance, and more importantly, the consequences of poor financial management. I can't blame my parents - they always bugged me to save, don't spend so much, be smart, etc. I didn't listen when I was growing up, and because I had no real responsibility then, I saw no negative consequences. I spent my allowance like there was no tomorrow and enjoyed my youth.

      I got out of college 6 years ago and landed a good job making nearly $40k. All of a sudden I had a hefty, steady income with lots to spare after splitting living expenses with a couple of roommates. I bought an expensive vehicle, a few nice guitars and music studio equipment, computer toys, went out to eat a lot, etc. My mentality at the time was basically that I was young, it was early in my life, and I'd have plenty of time to save later on. Plus, in 5 or 6 years I'd be making a lot more money and would have no trouble paying everything off. I never thought about saving for retirement, to buy a house, having a cushion for hard times, etc.

      I suppose I've been lucky. I haven't gotten laid off or anything, so I've got it pretty good compared to many. But 6 years later my salary is almost exactly double what I started with, and I'm just now climbing out of credit card debt. I live in a small one bedroom apartment with two other people, drive the same vehicle and have no cushion. About 8 months ago I moved in here to save money and aggressively pay off my debt. I've managed to knock off about $12k, with another $4k to go. I'd be done by now if I didn't have a wedding in another month, but it'll be a couple months after that before I'm down to $0. Then we start saving for a cushion and a down payment on a house. We'll probably buy our first house in mid to late '03 depending on how things go.

      About a year ago, I realized that if I had been just a little smarter with my money, I could already own that house. Not only that, but I could probably still own all the toys and gadgets I've bought, I just would have had to wait until I could afford them instead of buying them when I couldn't. A $3000 guitar is a much bigger deal when you make $40k than it is when you make $80k.

      Back to the point... I really wish my high school or college had had a good course on personal finance. If I had really learned that being irresponsible early would have me paying for it years later, maybe I would have acted differently. Instead I just "winged it," as you say, and assumed everything would work out automatically. I figured I was ok as long as I always made at least the minimum payments on all my debts.

      Stupid, but after reading this thread I'm glad to see I'm not alone. ;-)

    13. Re:hmmmm by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What he was saying was to pay off credit card debt, THEN save, not that you should pay credit card debt to the exclusion or detriment of your other bills. That's two very different situations. Saving simply will give you (in almost all cases) a lower return than 12-15-18-21-24% savings you see if not having to pay credit card interest. However, this does not mean that your advice regarding priorities of which bills to pay wasn't good.

  2. Heh! by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worked for those fuckers. I took the special "4 week" plan back in January... man, am I glad I left that job. Apparently our department is having trouble getting approval to buy RAM.

    - A.P.

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  3. Might not be bad if they handle it right by gss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd take a 50% pay cut but in exchange I would only work 2.5 days a week or 4 hours days. That would give me some extra time during the nice summer months.

    1. Re:Might not be bad if they handle it right by Derkec · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Excactly. Just cutting people's pay is a sign of disrespect for your employees, especially if the execs are getting bonuses. If you're in a position where this sort of drastic measure is needed, what are we rewarding the execs for? Anyway, mandatory unpaid vacation would be much more appropriate. For a company that's in less of a bind, they could follow Sun's approach of mandatory (mostly paid) vacation to clear vacation time liability off the books and save on facilities costs.

  4. Don't accept the cut by codexus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have a contract that they can't change at will. So the best course of action is simply not to accept a paycut.

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    1. Re:Don't accept the cut by rkent · · Score: 5, Informative

      You have a contract that they can't change at will.

      Um... shouldn't that read, "If you have a contract they can't change at will"? A fair share of employees these days are precisely "employees at will," with no obligation on either party aside from payment for services rendered. This is the way I've always worked.

      This is actually kind of the problem with employment at will: management can hand down whatever terms they want, and it's their way or the highway. This is justified with deference to "the market," on the theory that if conditions get bad enough, you can just go work somewhere else. But a lot of times that's impossible or very difficult in practice; if they have you working long hours for low pay, you have very little time or resources to seek another job.

      I'd prefer that I had a set contract for most of the jobs I've had, but that's not the way it's worked.

  5. Corporate bastards! by danro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I am so glad I live in a country where the behaviour of that company would be illegal.

    Not to say it's much better here, but...

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    1. Re:Corporate bastards! by CDWert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Interesting, I see the oppisite happening....

      Then again it could be my particular neck of the woods so to say.

      I do live in Ohio.....
      I am certain that the Devil has a hold here of some sort(tounge in cheek, In the movie "Needfull Things" when Ed Harris asked Max Van Sydow(Satan) where he was from ? , Akron...Ohio....(I live here) But when you look at the number of politicians, presidents, actors, sports legends, etc that come from Ohio it seems a little odd.....

      Libertarianism is a WONDERFULL thing Imho, I just wish they would change the name, it seems to people who are not familiar with it to alighn your political beliefs to Jimmy Carter or worse Bill Clinton. If in europe say they came up with a new political party , completley pure of intent and benevolent in function and called it say...Nazipuffism, I doubt it would garner much of a following.

      I see the same with Libertarianism, my boss jokes he would be a Libertarian if he actually thought they could win anything.....

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  6. As i remember... by af_robot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves

  7. Cash vs profitability by Evil+Al · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds like these guys have a severe short-term cashflow problem, rather than a longterm profitability problem... otherwise they could have asked staff to take the cut over the next six months, or take 2 weeks unpaiod vacation some time over the year, etc.

    The real problem is that cashflow problems can be extremely hard to get over... and now they've probably alienated most of their remaining staff. I would hope that this comany tried their hardest to liquidate furniture, benefits, executive cars, office space etc before they did this, otherwise they'll have a mass exodus on their hands (which may of course be what they want).

    In Europe, where I work, it's much harder to do something like this, for better or for worse; most countries don't allow unilateral cuts.

    Alex.

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  8. Working for Uncle by blankmange · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wouldn't know about how the private sector is handling these rough times; our agency has never had a RIF. It is at times like this I appreciate being recruited by the fed. Sounds like it is more attractive everyday: employment for life + great benefits + transfer anywhere in country (and some foreign posts) + good wages.

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    1. Re:Working for Uncle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep, sure helps that your 'company' doesn't have to make a profit or worry about cash flow drying up. Being supported by taxation sure provides a comfy safety net!

  9. Not good by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Solving cash flow problems in this way is _not_ a good idea. First, the workplace will rumble with the roar of resumes being printed and sent to competitors by all competent staff. Second, if the customers get a whiff of this (and they might), some may decide not to do business with a sinking ship and leave (or at least postpone any contracts), and put the company in ever more difficulties than before.

    Better, actually, to acknowledge that the staffing is too high, and cut some staff outright. Better for the company, and, really, better for the staff that do not have to live in a constant state of anxiety and insecurity while trying to do their job. I mean, what do you prefer: get cut outright, with a couple of months salary in your pocket and free tolook for something better; or losing half your pay for a month, maybe for the next month as well, then maybe get cut anyway (or see the company collapse) and never see that money again - and all the while expected to do your job instead of having time and energy to search for a better one?

    /Janne

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    1. Re:Not good by armb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Actually, I don't know; if I was working in a place I really liked with a community of folks I was close to, I might almost prefer the lower pay to keep the whole affair in gear.

      I've been there and did take the pay cut. But that was a very small company where everyone left owned a significant share. If I was just an employee, my resume would have been with agencies the day after the cuts were decided.
      With hindsight, it was a mistake, and we should have given up sooner. But at the time, we still thought there was a real chance to turn the company round and end up with more money in the end, and no-one wanted to be the one who made it impossible for the others to continue.

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  10. One Approach by Nomad7674 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My company decided to take a hard look around the shop and using a strong Performance Management System, cut all of the bottom performers entirely. They fired 6 people in a staff of 20 in the space of 3 months.

    The good side to this is that the remaining people were the ones you want to keep - strong performers who brought out consistently good results. And they did use some more-or-less formalized and official measures, so it was not just "Who annoyed the boss today."

    The bad side is that it showed a complete lack of loyalty to long-term employees. One was a 20 year veteran with a wealth of knowledge and another was a single mother in a tough situation, and those are just the ones easy to put into writing. This lead to a big hit in morale, which lead many of the top performers to leave because they had no problems finding other jobs.

    Better than keeping everyone for a one-month 50% paycut? Maybe. It probably means better long-term health for the company. But it means worse short-term performance for a staff which is overworked and terminally depressed.

    To be fair, I have no idea what I would do if I were a manager. This is why I have no interest in climbing the ladder of management.

  11. spewing resumes by Omegalomaniac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, they are saving money on wages, but think how much their paper and toner costs are going to go up with all the resumes being printed.

  12. MISMANAGMENT ......period..... by CDWert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I cannot see any other imaginiable explanation.

    I have in the last week been offered a job at a significantly higher sum than their cutoff number, and as a counteroffer I have been offered by my current employer a 24% share in a spinoff of ourselves dedicated to the sales and development in my area of expertise.

    The coffers of companies marketing and purchasing budgets are ovrflowing since the 911 hold on most big dollar activities. Companies are gearing up to spend.

    If you have a product/service that sucks, or if managment of that company is so blind to have had too much belief in an idea and over employed based on those misconceptions of the product or its marketplace youre screwed.

    Big money is moving, you just need to be in the right place to catch it. If youre not its managments fault. PERIOD. Now with that said, managment will find any excuse they can to mask their involvment in your current situation, the first is to blame the economy, but even that one is wearing thin with most.

    Overexpansion, Overmanagment, Underselling, Overpaid salaries (although 60k isnt much for even a howler monkey)

    I looked at the company in this article, I still cannot see what tangible product or service the sell clearly, THAT is a problem in my opinion and probably has something to do with their current situation.

    I wonder how much of a Pay-Cut managment is taking ?

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  13. No Pay... by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 5, Funny

    No Backups.

    :)

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    1. Re:No Pay... by glwtta · · Score: 5, Funny

      1/2 pay - backups, but no restores.

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  14. Cut all you want, they'll steal the rest... by sysadmn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently the company never heard of the studies that correlate employee honesty and employee satisfaction. If you screw your employees, a few will come to believe that it's ok to even the score.
    They also seem to have forgotten that the vast majority of the employees have NO stake in the company. They're probably not going to be thrilled to take a kick in the groin to shore up someone else's stock options.
    Finally, in the memo, it says if you don't accept it, notify the company and they "may" terminate your employment. Guess that's one way to find out whether you're really irreplaceable!

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  15. Cut the dead weight! by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can usually cut dead weight at a company pretty easily by organizing them in alphabetical order by title, and going down the list firing people until you have enough money to pay everybody else.

    Chief comes before Programmer, Executive comes before Technical...

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  16. Summary by Havokmon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "We're not profitable now, and we don't anticipate our income to increase (BY NOVEMBER!?!), so we must cut expenses."

    Um. The company wants to become profiable by November, so they have 6 months, and they think cutting 1 months worth of IT salary is going to do it? 60/12=5 So Instead of paying out 5k per IT staff, they'll cut that to 2500. If they have 100 people, that's 250k. Anything less than that, I wouldn't consider worth the risk..

    Besides, why would they need 100 IT people at over 60k?
    Doesn't sound healthy to me..

    My suggestion: GET OUT NOW

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  17. Keep the Employees` Faith by Silas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're a small web-development/consulting shop, and things have definitely been a little slow over the past few months. We've found the best ways to avoid it turning into a mess like the one linked include things like:

    -Always keep your employees informed about the state of things: finances, workload, potential customers, potential problem areas. Big surprises are bad, dramatic changes are bad.

    -Let everybody know that their loyalty and willingness to stay through rough times will be rewarded in the good times. But, complementing that, don't expect them to take their loyalty too far (i.e. to the point where they can't live their lives, pay bills, etc) - let them know that you'll support them in whatever adjustments they need to make, including leaving if necessary.

    -Use the experience, skills, and wisdom of your collective staff to find new ways to bring in income, reduce expenses, and streamline operations without sacrificing quality. Having 1 or 2 people at the "top" trying to make all the right decisions is too much - include the people who will be affected by them in the process, especially when times get rough.

    -Don't do anything stupid that will put you in court, jail, congressional hearings, or on the front page of the paper. Business ethics are business ethics, through good times and bad - whatever yours are, don't sacrifice them just to save this particular ship, even if it is cutting those icebergs a little close.

    How's that for a dose of idealism? But really - honesty, trust, integrity and creativity will get you through a lot more crap than a 50% paycut for your employees will. It's worked for us.

  18. Instead of paycuts.... by hndrcks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they should Roll Their Own Business Desktops as a cost saving exercise. Makes about the same amount of sense.

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  19. grace by tps12 · · Score: 5, Funny
    There are graceful and non-graceful ways for a company to handle a lack of cash flow.

    Which category does "subscriptions" fall under?

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  20. Yeah, right! by room101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My experience has always been that this type of crap is always followed by "save the company" pushes. Basicly, (we are laying off your staff)|(cutting your pay), but need you to work extra to take up the slack, and by the way, we have these new projects that need to go out faster than usual, because we need to save the company. If you don't work harder, faster, smarter, you will be out of a job too.

    I'm glad I work for the government now....

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  21. What a 50% Pay Cut Really Means by SloppyElvis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A fifty percent pay cut doesn't say, "Stick together group, and we'll all make it through these hard times." Nope.

    A fifty percent pay cut says, "We know many of you will quit because of this horrendous abuse we are imposing on our employees, and to us, this is good, because if we just fired you, we'd have to pay unemployment benefits"

    Yearly raises recently came around at the company I work for, and my raise was 0.5%, a percent of a percent. So, I did what any self-respecting working stiff would do, I found a new job for a company that makes enough money to pay its employees.

    I get the feeling that a number of corporations are leaning on the current state of the economy to cover up their own stupidity and lack of management skills. I always watch the want ads in the Sunday paper (even now that I am starting a new job on Monday), why? I think it is a good exercise to get a feel for where the job market is going. Should I consider pushing for training in one area vs. another, and that kind of thing. What I have seen has been an upswing in people looking for talented and experienced help. I get the feeling that successful companies realize it is better to get somebody who has some real world experience than to go cheap and hire straight from school (of course, larger operations still recruit newbies, but they have the staff to train them proper, and the need for people who'll put up with a large amount of grunt work).

    Actually, even though I found a job right away, I still have to budget next month to stay afloat. The new job has a two week delay on pay, and my current job doesn't, so I miss a check. To boot, last month I had to pay Uncle Sam, and buy things for spring, like a lawn mower, etc.. Well, it was an expensive month overall. Luckily for me, I have some reserves for the tough times, and with some frugal behavior, I should be ok.

    If you don't have money squirreled away, you might have to get creative. One thing you could consider doing is selling some stock for a loss. You'll get cash right away, and capital losses are a tax deduction. Also, if you have something that you could sell, you might think about that. I have the luxury of being able to sell my old car, as it isn't completely worthless yet, but most people can't afford to do that (however, if you drive a nice new car, you could sell it, swallow your pride, and downgrade - a car is for getting there, not being mr. cool).

    Bottom line, I'd recommend updating your resume and sending it out. Why stay at a company that treats its employees like s#!t? A good company with solid management recognizes that people are the greatest asset a company can have, because people learn and improve their skills with time, while capital investments quickly becomes out-of-date.

    Best of luck to you.

    1. Re:What a 50% Pay Cut Really Means by chrisvr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, you've hit the nail on the head here, at least in the case of this company. The memo mentioned above is quite obviously trying to get people to quit without acutally having to lay them off and deal with severance pay, lawsuits and unemploymnent benefits:

      Accordingly, we are requiring each employee at or above a certain level ($60,000 annual salary) within the Company to take an immediate 3.85% reduction in your annual salary. This reduction will be reflected in the compensation paid to you on the May 31, 2002 and the June 14, 2002 paydays.
      If your position falls within the affected levels, we are informing you with this communication that your gross bi-weekly salary to be paid to you on the regular May 31, 2002 and June 14, 2002 paydays, will be reduced by 50%.

      Continuing in your employment on or after May 20, 2002, will be deemed acceptance of the above-described pay reduction terms. In the event you do not wish to accept the reduction, you must advise the Human Resources Department immediately. The Company will then take the appropriate action, which may include the elimination of your position or the termination of your employment."


      Which reads, pretty much "we are screwing you out of your pay. If you don't like it, then leave."

      Now, if their goal was to keep employees despite this unfortunate needs for pay cuts, the second half of the memo would read something like this:

      "We sincerely regret the need to have to take this action. As you are well aware, our company is going through a very difficult time financially. We are initiating this action in order to spread the financial burden out across our employees rather than take the more drastic measure of having to eliminate some positions altogether.

      Our goal in this action is to increase the profitability of the company and maintain employment for each and every one of our employees. It's going to be a difficult road, but we are confident that with the support of all members of our team, we can get through this difficult time. Once we are in a better financial position, we plan to return everyone's salary to the previous level. Again, thank you for your understanding and support."


      This says "we're screwing you out of your pay but we'd really rather not. We know it's a crummy thing to do but it's better than the alternative, and we hope to be able to make it up to you someday."

      If I worked here, even if I wasn't being affected by the pay cut, I'd be outraged by the very thinly veiled message being given, namely that they don't care about their employees at all. it would serve them right if they lost most of their employees and then couldn't recruit new ones because people were so outraged at the way people were treated.

      Hm, OK, next company on my list of places I would never want to work is now Divine.

  22. Re:At least people are still working... by ThePilgrim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've got redundancy insurance that will pay all my bills for the first 3 months I'm unemployed, as long as it's not my fault I got in that pridicament.

    However I'f I had to take a 50% paycut or get fired I'd be screwed both ways, as there is no way I could live on half my salary for a month and the insurance Co. would be able to show that I caused my own redundancy by not accepting the pay cut.

    I'd start looking through my contract at this point and see if there is any thing about time limits before announcing a pay cut.

    That or by a shair or two in the Co. and turn up at the AGM and start asking embarrancing (sp?) questions about directors pay.

    Pity you are not in the UK. Hear any shair holder is allowed to spend 2 hours a day at the Companies HQ looking over the directors renumaration package, take any notes they want, and leave the building with them.

    This would give you lots of amo. for the AGM :-)

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  23. How my company did it: a bad example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For obvious reasons I'll post this anonymously. I hope enough people will see it anyway.

    My present employer (but not for long!) had cash flow problems last summer. First, we all took a one-time pay cut, but that didn't solve the problem. In October word came down that the entire company would be taking a 15% salary cut until further notice. The announcement came with lots of apologies and stuff.

    Here's what I was expecting: I was expecting to get information every week or so about the company's cash position, and whether and when we would be returned to full pay. At the very least, I expected to get some kind of update or status report with my next pay stub.

    That was six months ago. Despite the fact that the company has since lost five employees out of a staff of 15-- all to people leaving to take better jobs elsewhere-- no salaries have been reinstated. Nor have we received any information about when that might happen.

    Do not do this. Do not treat your employees like their salaries are a favor from you, to be manipulated at your pleasure. Even though we're all pretty well paid people, we still depend on that money to feed our families and make house payments; it's not all going to sports cars and yachts, you know. If you have to take some of my salary away from me for a while, make it temporary and keep me well-informed. That's not too much to ask, is it?

  24. Do what I did... by proverbialcow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bear in mind, I was hourly, so this might be different for salaried folk, but the principle is still pretty much the same.

    About a year ago, I was told that of the three people we had working a total of 96 hours a week, we had to cut back to 72 hours a week. As the lead auditor, I was given first say as to how this would work. I could choose to keep my full-time, sack the part-time guy, and screw my other full-time person out of a shift if I so chose. I told them that I would not make their firing decisions for them.

    So, they chose. Everyone else got to keep their hours, and I was reduced to half-time. I told them I would not accept the cut, and if they needed to reclaim the hours, I would continue working at full-time until they notified me in writing of my termination. They hemmed and hawed, and eventually gave me written notice terminating me a month hence, long enough to train the other full-timer. I went on to a job that did not suck so much, at which I work today.

    About a month after my dismissal, I served them with a request for the severance package, under whose provisions I was eligible for two weeks full pay if I was offered less than 80% of my regular wage. They fought me on it for a couple of weeks, but eventually came to realize that I had them by the short hairs.

    My only regret is that I didn't get to see the look on that bastard manager's face when he found out.

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  25. Union now! by MrNovember · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is the kind of crap that will alienate the comfortable majority of IT employees enough to start or join a union.


    Why should IT workers accept less than their moron bosses?


    Why should this person accept a 50% pay cut? Do you think public school teachers or Teamsters would?


    One answer is that it's time to unionize. IT workers are not valued for their intelligence or problem solving ability. They're valued as "human resources" much as a company's mineral or financial resources -- to be used when necessary and discarded when useless.


    If there were a union, this company would be shut down right now.


    Companies should be paying attention (and paying) the people with their hand on the switch. How long could a company last with a marketing work stoppage?


    How long do you think they'd operate with an IT work stoppage?


    It's time to stop abuses like these before you become "too old to be retrained", replaced by an indentured H1-B visa worker, or have your salary reduced to pay for the CEOs new manor house.

    1. Re:Union now! by Kamel+Jockey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If there were a union, this company would be shut down right now.

      Doesn't this defeat the whole point of unionization? If the company is shut down, then everyone would lose their jobs and would then take a 100% pay cut.

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    2. Re:Union now! by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 5, Insightful
      There's a saying in chess: "The threat is stronger than the execution." It applies here as well.

      Yes, if the company were shut down, it would be very bad both for the company and the employees. But the threat of shutting the company down could prevent things like what this company did in the first place.

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    3. Re:Union now! by mvdwege · · Score: 4, Insightful
      In the marketplace, unions would only inhibit the ability for companies to adapt to rapidly changing market conditions.

      No, you're the one who's trolling.

      Unions do not serve to protect weaker workers at the expense of the hotshots. Read your fscking Adam Smith (you know, the father of the Free Market) to see what his opinion on unions is.

      Frankly, the imbalance in bargaining power between employer and employee is such that the only way the workers can get a reasonable wage and decent working conditions is by collective bargaining. This is historical proven fact, and the reason unions exist in the first place.

      If an employer can't pay union scale without going out of business, that means that he is not profitable enough to pay his employees a decent wage. According to the Free Market doctrine, he shouldn't be in business, but he should go broke. Nobody's obliged to support a bad business model, and especially not by taking lower wages and worse conditions.

      Remember, the Free Market cuts both ways. Read up on some history and economics before you make a fool of yourself in public again.

      Mart
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    4. Re:Union now! by cybrthng · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If it were a union, there would be no incentive to learn more, it would fall on the company you work for to drive demand.

      If it were a union, you would be paid hourly, after all the union collects a percentage of your work.

      If it were a union there would be no technological edge. Unions don't preserve the right for an invidividual to exceel or achieve, that would be unequal.

      If it were a union, pay would drop.

      If it were a union, corporations wouldn't care, they would just get another.

      I personally despise unions. Loosing a job and being fired and moving with the flow is PART of life. Did you know a union won't save you from getting a heart attack? A union won't prevent you from being poor, and a union won't put food on your table? All a union does is protect the rights of workers, and personnaly, i wouldn't want a union managing nor marketing my skills and rights.

      Unions are for jobs that people want to make a living from, that don't necessarilly require anything but a VERY specific skill. Unions protect painters, mechanics, people with very very specific skill sets. You won't be fired because you only know how to paint ceramics, but they will move you somewhere else or layoff a bunch of people and rehire as needed.

      I like the freedom of choosing my job, my pay rate, my career path and my knowledge base. Having a union would take away all credibility of the work i do and give it to someone else who is ultimately just as bad as the corporation they're supposedly protecting you from.

      Being an IT guy i work at the exective offices, i have 2 offices, one in our corporate building and one in our data center. I have access to all the perks of upper management without having to be management. Why would anyone want to give this away? Even at MUCH smaller places, i was treated with the utmost respect and sincerity.

      Sure, if you want to be a tech support person day in and day out the rest of your life a union might save your job one day, but if you need that kind of protection, you my friend have no ambition or goals and should be fired to be forced into doing something for yourself instead of waiting for someone else to be your mommy and daddy and do it for you.

      Unions just don't work in my opinion. Amtrak would be profitable if someone picking up trash didn't need a unionized job making 50k a year. Telephone services would be much more advanced and high tech because they wouldn't have to pay a drunk union worker 60k a year to go to the CO and switch a circuit. After all these could be high tech jobs offered to people with a career ambition in mind rather then a protection of there right to be lazy as if your SUPPOSED to have that job. I'm sorry to all the telephone works who are in a union and don't drink, but man of all the companies i deal with, i have YET to come across a telephone repair man who ISN'T BLIZTED or talking about getting SMASHED after work.

      What a life huh.. so until someone shows me a union that preserves ambition, the freedom to choose, the freedom to exceel and the freedom of RESPONSIBILITY i don't buy it. We aren't working with explosives, breathing in chemicals or working 1 mile under ground. The government protects our work environment and hazards, so whats the point of a union? they DEFINATLY served there place and got works what they needed, but all good things must come to and end.

      Be responsible, get your own job. Don't wait for someone else to take that responsibility for you. After all, your just GIVING AWAY the very freedom your supposedly fighting for.. just costing EVERYONE Involved alot more time and money.

    5. Re:Union now! by Wesley+Everest · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The key is to organize the industry. If the whole industry is organized, then shutting down one company isn't so bad -- the union can help get the employees jobs in other companies, which will do better as a result of one of their competitors going under.

      Of course, that also means it is important to help Indian and Eastern European tech workers organize and protect their rights.

      But really, as someone else has said, the threat and ability and determination to carry it out is more important than actually carrying it out. If management sees that the company will go under if they screw the employees, then either they will back off, or management believes the company is already going to go under. And if the company is going to go under, why would you want to stay on the sinking ship?

    6. Re:Union now! by HamNRye · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work for a newspaper where we had all X-mas bonuses cut by management. The Newspaper Association took the company to task, and now they have been rolled into our normal pay. Hence, even though I am not a union worker, I got a 2% pay increase this year.

      An interesting note, management had their bonuses cut shortly afterwards...

      Jason

  26. Re:RETROACTIVE paycut?! by ari{Dal} · · Score: 3, Informative

    Addendum:

    Illinois Labor Board is located at
    http://www2.state.il.us/ilrb/index.asp

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  27. Easy workaround by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Take 4 hour lunches throughout May.

    And if you can find any executives who got bonuses, flog 'em mercilessly until you feel like you've gotten half your salary's worth.

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  28. Let me get this straight. by Restil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The employees of Devine, along with everyone else in the country, are aware that the economy isn't in really gung-ho shape right now. They've also heard about Enron, along with numerous dot-com companies that basically have gone belly-up overnight. They might very well be faced with the possibility of losing their job in a moment's notice.

    Yet in spite of all that, those making over $60K a year somehow are unable to save enough to pay HALF the bills for one month? What would happen if they got fired? Is cost of living so horribly expensive in Chicago that 60K might as well be minimum wage?

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight. by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ummmmm, just because 60k is well above the cost of living, doesn't mean that loosing half your pay is a trivial thing. Gnereally speaking, as your income grows, so do your expenses. Few people put everything away over the bare necessities. Many people don't put anything away, even when they make a good deal of money. However, even if you DO put money away, if you invest it well it's not something that you want to just grab.

      Take my parents for example, combined they make well over $100,000. They certianly doin't live paycheck to paycheck and they invest quite a bit. However it would be a hardship if 50% of their pay evaporated for a month. There are bills to be paid and I'm betting they do total half or more of their total income. So if half of it dissappeared, they'd need to tap into savings.

      Well contrary to what you might think smart people do NOT save money by hiding it under a matress or even leaving it in a bank. A good deal of it is in non-liquid assets like land, their house, etc. This cannot just be easily liquidated. Even at a large loss it would be problematic to liquidate it in a couple weeks. The most luquid asset they really invest in is stocks. However even those aren't something you want to liquidate unless it's absolutly necessary. In addition to paying captial gains (on those that are up) you then loose the potential growth.

      Long term investments aren't something you just want to gte rid of, it costs you far more than just the actual money you get from it. As for getting fired, generally when you have a job of that level you have a contract that gaurentees you a severence pay of at least a monet, often more. Gives you time to get a new job, and so on.

      Basically ti's jsut a really dick move on the part of their company. A paycut is one thing, people don't like them but in a slow economy a 4% paycut is probably something employees making that much wouldn't really get all that mad about. The problem here is that first, it's being applied retroactive to the beginning of the year. They aren't just cutting your pay, they are cutting what they already paid you for the first 6 months by 4%. Second, it's the huge hit that the employees ahve to take over the short term. Like I said, it really causes problems, even if you have saved up.

      Also this is something that will make people additonally angry because there's no reason for it. If the problem truly was jsut a slower economy and profits going down, a standard pay cut would do the trick just fine. The onyl reason for a quickm drastic cut like this is to attempt to artificially inflate earnigs this quarter. And then there is the fact that the management is NOT taking a paycut and, indeed giving themselves large bonuses.

      It makes people rather angry when they are forced to endure hardship because the morons up top refuse to take any responsibliity. SOmething tells me that had the management just not given themselves bonuses, it would have more than made up the total amount the company will gain in this pay cut.

  29. Another Approach by Karen_Frito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An employee's home life in SOME way -has- to be a manager's concern. Why?

    Because if your DBA suddenly loses her husband, and you aren't sympathetic, you lose a DBA.
    If your NOC monkey's car goes poof, and he's 10-15 minutes late - then you either have to bitch at him, or fire him, and you lose a NOC Monkey.

    No, its not a manager's duty to make sure that an employee's home life is peachy keen, but it IS part of his or her job to remember that serious homelife problems can affect an employee's performance drastically - and cutting them, just to preserve your bottom line will likely result in other employee's jumping ship just because they percieve an unsympathetic management staff.

    Yeah, fire the slackers. But giving shit to hard workers who have something happen that isn't their fault is -really- poor management practice.

    (Not assuming that's what you do, just commenting that you cannot just look at the bottom line - you have to look at the bigger long-term picture as well as the immediate short term goals)

  30. Same boat, captain. by Dman33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your advice is definitely sound, and I'm working on building up my rainy-day fund, but it's going to take a while, and meantime, I'm vulnerable.

    All I'm trying to say is, some of us are no longer idiots, but still manage to find ourselves in this position.


    Wow. I could not have said that better myself. There are many of us under 30 yrs old that have old credit card debt with student loans that are trying to get that stuff paid off whilst working on a rainy day fund...

    I too am doing well, I too was way too stupid with credit cards when I was 18. I am working on getting that debt taken care of so I can save for the future but it freaks me out to think of how vulnerable I am.

    Oh, and as for how companies are dealing with the poor economy... my company has not paid us on-time since December. You see, we are on a monthly pay schedule (one big check on the 1st of every month) which requires good budgeting to get through the month okay. Missing that by a few days can be rough, but manageable. However, this does not work too well when you are paid 15 days late, and really sucks when you are paid 30+ days late. I have not been paid for March, and I should be paid for April this week but that is not happening anytime soon. (Ramen noodles ROCK!)

    So, I guess I have to start calling lawyers to see if there is any legal action that I can take... anyone happen to have had a similar experience and have advise??

    1. Re:Same boat, captain. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah - start looking for a new job a month ago. Seriously, late pay is the largest sign of a company about to go under. They will go under and take all that backpay with them. Don't be a sucker. Don't feel like you need to work in interviews or job searching outside of work hours. They haven't paid you for two months of work and they aren't going to. Get your ass in gear and make your number one priority finding a new job. Until they've paid you for the backpay (which they will not do) you are morally justified in coming into work and then spending your time on finding a new job.

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  31. IT is a while collar job by ProfBooty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you consider IT to be fixing servers and instqalling cable, thats a blue collar job. If you consider it to be programming(which is different than IT in my opinion) it generally requires a college degree(at least at a big company) its a white collar job. This generally means unpaid overtime, but higher salary. Unionizing would not be a good idea, your work couldbe dumbed down and promotions wouldnt be based on a merit system and instead rely on seniority.

    If you are unhappy, do some work on the side or open up your own business.

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  32. Give them time to fix the problem, no more by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please, get a grip!

    There's a HUGE difference between giving a suddenly widowed employee six months to process the death of her husband, or an employee a few hours to deal with a mechanical failure of their car, and letting stuff slide indefinitely.

    I'm not saying that a single mother has 6 months to find a husband and get married, but she needs to find a workable solution. Fast. Management can cut her some slack if her usual daycare provider is sick and can't take care of her kids, but can't let her constantly go home early while her coworkers all work late several times a week because her current daycare provider requires her to pick up the kid early. She needs to either find another daycare provider or another job, or some other solution (e.g., *always* being the first person in the office because she puts in her extra hours in the morning).

    The best example I've ever seen of this was a blind sysadmin. He was regularly asked how he would get to work during interviews, and he told the interviewer that that was his concern, not theirs. He asked for no accomodation on that, only modest accomodations (in one-time purchases for things like text-to-speech synthesizers) required to do his actual work.

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  33. My Opinion ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Talk to your state Job Service (or something like it) and find out if what they did is a defacto firing, you MAY be able to collect unemployment if you quit. I had a job, and they were unable to make payroll. Called up Job Service, and found out that there were a few steps to take, but essentially, yes, I could collect unemployment if I quit.

    Tell everyone in the IT to stick together, and you may be able to "convince" the upper management, that going through with this pay cut, at ANY time, would be a "Bad Thing"

    PS ... Start getting that resume polished up right now ...

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  34. THE CYCLE OF STUPIDITY by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. We need to trim the budget. Let's fire some people.
    2. One of the people we're going to fire is a broke single-mom. Oh well, not our problem.
    3. Cut staff.
    4. Hmm, people are quitting and citing "overwork, lack of stability, and lack of loyalty to veterans and moms" as reasons.
    5. We'll have to hire some more people to replace them... We wanted to keep these people...
    6. Gee, good people from outside sure cost tons more than we were paying our laid off veterans.
    7. We're over budget again, have to fire some people...

    And the cycle goes on and on...

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  35. late paychecks by denzo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Many commenters have said, during a discussion about Loki employees not getting paid for months, that generally when a company starts paying its employees late, it is almost a sure sign that the company is going under (i.e., if that's it's last-resort way of keeping it financially above water). I'd suggest searching for a new job just in case, and I'm not sure what legal action you can take (I'll leave that to other IANALs to answer for).

  36. How I handled this in the past... by nsxdavid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm the CEO of a small 14yo IT company. During the recent internet nonsense we were careful not to do anything blately stupid and stuck to our business plan. In doing so, we have avoided being squashed when the bubble burst and in fact are doing quite well.

    However, one time in the past we hit a real rough spot. We knew we had to reduce payroll. One of the steps was a temporary paycut.

    But unlike the lead story here, the paycut started with the CEO (me) and all of the executive management. Then the highest paid ($80K and up) employees on a voluntary basis. That's right, we ASKED them to do it for the good of the company. Not a single person declined.

    I promised that when things got better, I'd return all of the pay. Many smiled but didn't seem to believe that was likely. But, in fact, several months later, things did recover and I tacked on all the lost pay to their next paychecks (including my own).

    I think the fact that I was the first to do it made a difference. It was hard, but it worked.

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  37. hmmm... beware signs of trouble ... alert warning by peteshaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know, I read the memo about how much the investors like to see cash on the books anbd so forth and so on. But my BS detector just kept on going ping ping ping.

    IMHO, if they are not paying you at all in late May/ early June, then the reason is that they are doing so is in fear of not making payroll. Some management wonk probably figured it was better to make up this 5% dealey than to actually miss payroll.

    Their is a slippery slope that a company gets into once financial misery sets in.

    Do:
    Good people leave,
    customers get skittish,
    lendors freak.
    Loop.

    My advice: start looking now. The company is flashing big orange DANGER warning signals, and passsing out a memo saying to ignore them, they're just for some silly regulation.

    good luck

    --Pete

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  38. Re:That's a good one. by Maledictus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "I think it's safe to say that having more money than you need makes it easier to be less cautious in your spending."

    This does make sense to me.

    Back in BC* I made less money, but lived well below my means. While I owned my own house, the mortgage payment was ridiculously low, car payment same, nothing to do but play and buy my spouse expensive gifts. Spouse bought same.

    We did save. We're not complete...erm...idiots. But we had more money, fewer obligations, and therefore, we spent some of it like fools.

    I don't know that this kind of spending is the mark of the young, childless and well-off. I work with people over age 45 with older children who still live paycheck to paycheck because of their SUVs and DVD collections. Some folks never learn.

    You've at least seen the light. Keep digging yourself out. Then you'll have the best of all worlds, money now, money later, early retirement.

    sweeeeet...early...retirement...ughghgh...

    *BC - Before Children

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  39. From their home page by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Business processes today reach beyond the four walls of a company and into the extended enterprise. This is new territory for many organizations, but at divine it's what we do.

    "divine helps companies maximize profits through better collaboration, interaction, and knowledge sharing across their entire value chain."

    OK, let me guess...

    • The top management are all book-trained MBAs. They built the business on venture capital with handshake deals where who you know is much more important than what you can do.
    • They are regularly written up in glowing articles in all the local business PR rags.
    • They are in technology, but they have a VP of communications and/or marketing who previously did not work in technology, and who mocks it openly.
    • Middle management is encouraged to think about their political standing within the company, and routinely value that over actually getting actual productive work done.
    • The sales force dresses in Armani or similar, and drives late-model cars more expensive than $40K because it is supposed to give them an advantage.
    • People who don't show up for happy hour are considered ineligible for promotion, despite the fact that behind their backs everyone hates everyone else and doesn't want to drink with them.
    • No management has ever showed up at a goodbye luncheon, or if they did, they spent five minutes there and didn't speak to the outgoing employee.
    • HR is the second-most powerful unit in the company (behind marketing) and establishes policies with the help of corporate lawyers.
    • Golf is considered essential to one's career.
    divine employees or ex-employees, how'd I do?
    1. Re:From their home page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Used to work there:

      1) Many of the top management were not book trained MBA's - that would imply they can read. I mean this. You should have witnessed the ways in which these guys butchered the language.

      2) They are not written up in business magazines in glowing terms, unless you consider "flaming idiots" to count. "Radioactively stupid" is one term I've seen used by a local columnist.

      3) As the technology person for their marketing arm way back when, I can firmly state that their understanding of the concepts is rudamentary at best. They were focused on the marketing, not bad at it, but didn't really understand how to use tech to boost the pitch - they just wanted bells and whistles and buzzwords, not useful tools.

      4) Middle management isn't encouraged to think, period. Most of the MM's (especially one rather hirsuite woman) were hired merely to put some distance between working slobs and the VP+ level folks. In one case, I kid you not, a manager was hired to oversee the personal assistants. Yep, the personal assistant to the CEO of one group couldn't actually *talk* to the the person she suported, she had to go to her boss, and then anything got routed where it needed to go. How stupid.

      4) The sales force doesn't wear Armani. Primarily, they wear J. Crew and Banana Republic. This is, theoretically, a way for them to indicate to potential customers that they are hip and with it, but in a mature fashion. They are all pretty, and not terribly bright.

      5) There is no one happy hour - everyone breaks off into cliques and talks shit about the other groups. You aren't elegible for promotion unless you worked for the prior company these guys all came from, Platinum.

      6) They don't have goodbye luncheons - layoffs are handled by being escorted out of the building, under threat of arrest if you dawdle (no joke). As for employees who leave voluntarily, there is no mention of this: the company is so wonderful, who would ever leave?

      7) HR isn't the powerful department. It's all the ex-Platinum people who are. Hires and fires are determined by this yardstick. So are other policies - if you worked for Platinum, you're golden and can do no wrong. ex-Platinum receptionists had more power than any non-Platinum people.

      8) Golf not so much. Honestly, I wish they *would* have taken up golf, because it would mean uncoordinated idiots hitting each other with clubs, and maybe, just maybe, enough fatalities would happen and they'd have brought in competent execs. Or at least execs closer to "human" than "simian" in intellect.

  40. Ignore trolls from bosses by Wesley+Everest · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Funny how all the people telling us how unions are evil and aren't in our best interest seem to be managers and business owners. "No, whatever you do, don't organize for your rights. You won't like it." Don't believe a word of it. He's just acting in his own self-interest as a boss, and you should act in your own self-interest as a worker.
    Fucking unions cause so many messes and the people that promote them are too clueless to ever fucking find out. Why don't you go start a company and find out what reality is
    The truth is that some unions are better than others, and actually, the unions for skilled workers are more democratic and better represent the workers than the unions for unskilled workers. In an established democratic union or even an independent one consisting of just you and your coworkers, you call the shots.
  41. here's my deal by Triv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked for a company for a month. They announced that they had been bought and were closing their NYC office (this was a bit of a shock - the company's been around for 148 years, and always headquartered in New York.) instead of canning us all immediately, they offered us our old wages until the office was officially closed, plus vacation, plus unemployment, plus a stay-pay bonus of 2 months pay for sticking it through to the end. The advantage? I guarantee that none of us who eventually got laid off has a single, bad thing to say about the company. T'was smart of them.

    Triv