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Transformers On the Move Again

jonerik writes "In a sequel of sorts to Monday's post on Max Headroom, the Associated Press (by way of CNN) is reporting on the revival of the Transformers. Perhaps the ultimate '80s TV cartoon experience, the Transformers were (and still are) also marketed as a seemingly endless collection of toys; robots that could transform into cars, trucks, planes, and almost anything else their designers imagined. Rhino Records has just released a 4-DVD boxed set of the show's first season, and Hasbro is considering a reissue of the original '80s toy line, something that Japan's Takara Toy Company has already done, with great success."

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  1. I'm getting too old by alen · · Score: 2

    I caught the new transformers on TV a few weeks ago and didn't like it. Actually I'm not into a lot of old TV shows I used to watch as a kid. They seem boring and childish now.

    1. Re:I'm getting too old by Karlt1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it is not the story creators that suck. They were forced to have childish cartoons by their higher ups. If you look at some of the work of the most admired animated TV writers today like Bruce Timm, Paul Dini, etc. (Batman TAS , Superman TAS, Justice League). They all wrote drek to pay the bills. As you can see from thier work in the 90's, they were talented but just had thier hands tied.

    2. Re:I'm getting too old by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Indeed. Which makes Looney Tunes all the more remarkable... even after 50 years, they are still damn funny to children and adults alike.

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    3. Re:I'm getting too old by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      The Robots in Disguise series did lose some of the original Transformers spirit. But they do balance that somewhat by providing some really good visuals. They even seem to understand the underlying 'transforming' technology better.

      Ever find it interesting that Megatron can transform into a gun that one of his soldiers can handle? There's a theory going around (do a Google search for 'Transformers FAQ' for more info...) that works along the lines that the Transformers have a 'pocket of subspace' they can store extra mass in.

      The reason I bring that up is the new cartoon seems to take advantage of that. I caught an episode where there were Autobot trains that had tracks magically appear in front of them. I thought that detail was pretty cool. That new show is loaded with interesting new details that were never really brought out in the original series.

      I found value in that show for that, but I agree it's just not the same as the original. Still, it's fun. :) I am a little tired of them announcing the weapons they're using. Those guys have a never ending supply of new weapons.

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  2. Oh Lord by Arsewiper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not the "bread van that turns into a killer robot" again. I hate those toy tie-ins.

    1. Re:Oh Lord by Asprin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not the "bread van that turns into a killer robot" again. I hate those toy tie-ins.

      I swear when I read this I thought it said "...WEB van that turns into a killer robot" and it got me thinking - what if they came out with a FAILED DOT COM line of Xformers? All your favorites would be there: WebVan, Pets.com and (the most terrifying) BOO.com!

      Better yet, create them as a line of piggy banks that explode as soon as you stop stuffing money into them! ;)

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    2. Re:Oh Lord by jonerik · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not the "bread van that turns into a killer robot" again. I hate those toy tie-ins.

      TV Announcer: The new, improved Kidz Newz...has been canceled! Stay tuned for the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Choc-O-Bot Hour!

      (The program begins. The Choc-O-Bots are at their command center.)

      Choc-O-Bot: You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! Colonel Kataffy is up to his old tricks!

      Cocoa: Let's power up!

  3. The DVD Set is Good by NetJunkie · · Score: 4, Informative

    The new DVD set is very good. They remastered all of the sound to DD5.1 and touched up the color on the film. The sound is very good, as they split up the channels and really use the sub-woofer and rears. The video is very clear and doesn't look dated or faded like some others.

    I hope they reissue the toys in the US, I'd buy some. I just won't pay what the Japanese imports cost.

  4. i love it...bring back more... by bje2 · · Score: 2

    i wish stations like maybe cartoon network would play more original 80's cartoons like transformers...even more then that, i'd love for them to play the original 80's G.I. Joe...although, i think i read somewhere that it would just cost too much money for someone to aquire those rights...but to me it seems silly, becuase if this transformers thing works, then there will be millions to be made with toy lines, and video game tie ins...the same thing could work with G.I. Joe....could you image a G.I. Joe vs. Cobra real-time strategy game like Red Alert, or Galactic Battle Grounds...now that would be cool...

    excpet no one ever dies in G.I. Joe...

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    1. Re:i love it...bring back more... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Didn't you know? G.I. Joe and Cobra trained at the Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy...

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    2. Re:i love it...bring back more... by Drachemorder · · Score: 2
      "excpet no one ever dies in G.I. Joe..."

      Serpentor died. Got shot in the face with an arrow, IIRC. Cobra Commander got shot in the back and replaced. I'm sure I could think of some more people who died, if I thought long and hard enough.

    3. Re:i love it...bring back more... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2, Funny

      i thought they all trained at the top-notch academy that trained the A-Team...

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    4. Re:i love it...bring back more... by Drachemorder · · Score: 2
      Hmm, that might go a ways toward explaining why G.I. Joe and Star Wars figures were, for the most part, interchangeable. It was just that G.I. Joes were more poseable, so when you "killed" them you could contort the dead bodies in all sorts of interesting ways.

      Yes, I was a vicious little kid. ;)

    5. Re:i love it...bring back more... by jimmcq · · Score: 2, Informative

      i wish stations like maybe cartoon network would play more original 80's cartoons like transformers

      That's what Boomerang is for. Its a 24 Hour network of "Classic Cartoons"... their focus might be a little earlier than the 80's, but they still show a lot of of the cartoons that I used to watch when I was younger.

    6. Re:i love it...bring back more... by benwb · · Score: 2

      My favorite was a combination of Cobra Commander and Recon

    7. Re:i love it...bring back more... by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 2

      There was never a single round of ammo fired in any GIJoe/Cobra conflict, only many many laser blasts (The joe's shots were blue while cobra's were pink IIRC).

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    8. Re:i love it...bring back more... by Drachemorder · · Score: 3, Funny
      True, but G.I.Joe doesn't have the excuse of having fallen victim to one of the classic blunders.

      Unless, of course, Cobra Commander was a Sicilian...

    9. Re:i love it...bring back more... by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      yeh I remember having to fix many a gi-joe because someone thought it would be fun to wind them up and watch their legs spin around.. only problem was if you used too big of a rubber band to fix them their legs would wobble around..

    10. Re:i love it...bring back more... by jonerik · · Score: 2

      i wish stations like maybe cartoon network would play more original 80's cartoons like transformers...

      I'd be happy if someone would just have the guts to pick up Ralph Bakshi's "New Adventures of Mighty Mouse."

    11. Re:i love it...bring back more... by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Gilligan's Island with
      Jim Carrey!


      Dear God, no!!! How could you do that to me? I'll have that image in my mind for the rest of the afternoon!

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  5. Re:They never stopped? by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 3, Informative
    They ARE making the vehicle to robot transformers again. Some apear to be new designs, some appear to be re-issues ofthe 80-s transformers I loved in my youth. In a nearlly related story He-Man is making a comeback as well. Time to get my kids the toys I really want for myself.


    Screw the kids. Optimus prime needs to be in my computer room next to his 20 year old brother.

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  6. This IS a big deal, actually by gevmage · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Remember, that in 1986, Hasbro (producer of the transformers) was KING of the toy market. They had GI Joe and Transformers, the two best selling toy lines of that era.

    The 1986 _Transformers The Movie_ included cast voice cast:
    Lenard Nimoy
    Robert Stack
    Orson Welles
    (the guy who did the micro-machines commercials)
    Judd Nelson
    It was not a small thing to be able to assemble a cast like that for any animated film.

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    1. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      And 'Weird Al' Yankovic was on the soundtrack album.

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    2. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by barawn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're also forgetting Eric Idle (I think...?) - whoever was the voice of Wreck-Gar, that is.

      My personal opinion about TF: The Movie was that the people who wrote the script looked at the cartoons, and said "how the HELL do we write a coherent plot with decent dynamics with these characters?" I mean, seriously, Optimus Prime has little/no flaws, other than being overly trusting (though that always seems to benefit him in the end), and most of the other characters have very little unique personality (other than muttering a few choice phrases unique to their character).

      So, what do we do? In the first 10 minutes of the film, we kill EVERYONE off except a few people we leave around for continuity, and we replace them with a cast of characters that has a much more dynamic set of personalities.

      Optimus got replaced with Hot Rod (Rodimus) who is naive, eager, a little too hotheaded, but generally good-natured. I always liked Rodimus and I was really upset when Optimus came back and took the Matrix from Rodimus...

      Megatron got replaced with Galvatron, who didn't have a whiny voice (big plus) and showed a BIT of personality: megalomania, mainly, but a bit of humor ("Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.") - seriously, listen to the way Megatron speaks ("Die, Autobot!") and the way that Galvatron speaks ("It's a pity you Autobots die so easily... if it were harder, it might be enjoyable." - or something like that).

      The new characters added all had quite a bit of personality to them as well, which is what made it interesting. There was weird sexual tension between Arcee, Springer, and Hot Rod, there was a wizened father figure with Kup, and Ultra Magnus was the perfect example of an uncertain leader. Grimlock mainly stayed in for comic relief along with a bunch of new guys (Wreck-Gar, Blurr - god, how I wanted him to die..., and Wheelie) whose presence was solely for amusement. Plus Unicron, which was a very good overarching all-powerful evil force. It was really impressive to see Galvatron basically wallowing in misery as he realized that there was something far more evil and destructive in the universe than his own quest for power.

      Note that I'm not saying that there wasn't some dynamism in the old characters: it's just that certain characters were just there to serve functions and to show up from time to time, rather than actually have some sort of personality, whereas the cast in the movie was almost solidly there for personality or comic relief (save Blurr. Kill Blurr. I hated Blurr.)

      Of course, that's the optimist in me. Everybody knows the real reason they axed everyone was so they could make more money with new toys.

    3. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by bmajik · · Score: 2

      My favorite bit of dialogue in the whole movie was where Unicron confronts galvatron

      Unicron: I have Summoned You Here for a Purpose
      Megatron: NO ONE SUMMONS MEGATRON!!
      Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first

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    4. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by ebakunin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the decision to kill off all the 1st generation characters in TF: The Movie came from the corporation itself, not the TF managers.

      Hasbro, which also owned GI Joe, decided to release three movies through Sunbeam Productions that summer: GI Joe, TF, and My Little Pony. GI Joe, which had an slightly older audience, wanted to kill of Duke strictly for dramatic purposes. The management figured they could just phase new characters into the show to generate more toy sales and didn't need to actually kill anyone else off. However, the idiots upstairs decided that killing off all the previous characters was a great idea and instructed the authors of TF: The Movie to do so, over the objections of the managers.

      This turned out to be a HUGE mistake, as the body count caused TF: The Movie to be a dismal box office failure. GI Joe: The Movie ended up as a multipart TV series and the ending was quickly changed so the Duke turned out OK. A great example of how top-down creative management can severely screw with a entertainment powerhouse.

    5. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by jerkychew · · Score: 2

      Good point about Galvatron and his voice. I think that his character was by far the best in the movie. It's a real shame that the TV show used his other, more whiny voice instead.

      TF: The Movie could have been so much better, had it been written for an older audience (or perhaps been released 10 years later). There are hints of a much darker, more serious plotline with characters like Unicron and Galvatron, but characters like wheelie and Spike made the movie as a whole too bubble-gum.

    6. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by barawn · · Score: 2

      I don't think you meant Spike, actually, as Spike doesn't really appear in the movie too much other than his brief cameo from Moon Base 2, and then the part where he's about to fall into the acid pit.

      The purely comic relief characters, IMHO, were Wheelie, Grimlock, Wreck-Gar, Starscream, and Blurr. At least I hope they didn't want Blurr to have any serious role. It certainly didn't seem like it. I hope not. God I hate Blurr.

      There were a disturbing number of characters which simply "vanished" - that is, the movie lost track of them. Blaster, Perceptor, virtually all of the Decepticons, etc. If you look at it this way, it's clear that the people who wrote the film didn't want to focus on certain older characters but rather on the new ones they created. There are even Decepticons that die MULTIPLE TIMES simply because they hadn't created enough new characters for fodder.

    7. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by cobar · · Score: 2

      He couldn't remember who did that voice, so he just put the Micro Machines guy - which happens to be Bobby Rahal, former Indy car driver.

    8. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      FWIW, they resurrected him several times (as a good guy) in subsequent spin-offs. Some of them weren't bad, actually, but that was around the point when I stopped watching and the comic in the UK (which I'd read religiously for years) started really going downhill.

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    9. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      There was weird sexual tension between Arcee, Springer, and Hot Rod...

      There was?

      (Hey, I was 9, OK? :-))

      But you're right on with the rest of it. No-one seems to have mentioned the fantastic soundtrack, yet, either. My girlfriend actually got the CD of it for me the other day -- as a joke -- but it's not bad, even now.

      And yes, I, too, cried when OP died after his dramatic "wipes out half the Decepticon world" scene with "The Touch" playing in the background.

      And finally, whaddyameanyoudon'tlikeBlurrIcan'tseeyourproblemwi thhimatall.

      Only kidding. :-)

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    10. Re:This IS a big deal, actually by barawn · · Score: 2

      Hey, yah, there WAS some weird sexual tension thing going on. At least between Arcee and Hot Rod (when Autobot City is being destroyed, it's um, fairly clear). Between Springer and Arcee, it's less evident, though - they might actually be brother and sister, for all it feels like. It shows up again in later episodes, if memory serves.

      The soundtrack, IMHO, does rule. Most other people hate it (probably because, well, it's 80s music) but it's personally one of my favorites - I still think "Dare" is one of the more well-used songs in that movie. "The Touch" was a bit overdone (this is when I was re-watching it about two weeks ago, so my viewpoint's changed), but "Dare to be Stupid" was just plain hilarious.

      God, with just a TINY bit of rework, that movie could be really, really good. I'm surprised Nimoy didn't choke the writers when they gave him terrific lines and then gave him utter junk lines as well ("I, Galvatron, will crush you, Ultra Magnus, the same way Megatron crushed Prime." - what the hell? like we forgot their names or something??)

      But it's not like the movie didn't rule anyway. As someone else has pointed out, my absolute favorite comeback still comes from Unicron.

      "I have summoned you here for a purpose."

      "No one summons Megatron!"

      "Then it pleases me to be the first."

  7. link to the Transformers encyclopedia by NixterAg · · Score: 2, Informative
    Transformers Encyclopedia


    There is also always a lot of Transformers stuff for sale at Ebay pretty much at all times.

  8. Second grade, baby! by phallen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Transformers were my life when I was in second grade. Soundwave! Braun! Starscream! Damn, I couldn't do math or read out loud worth a crap, but I could transform those sucksers in about 1 second. I still have a box of them in the basement back home where I grew up... maybe I'll drag them out next time I'm home and pop in the dvds :)

    Oh yeah, anyone remember MASK? I really got into these, too, after Transformers. Cars turning into tanks, cool little action figures, fun story... still love that crap and I'm 26 years old! Ahhhhhh....

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    1. Re:Second grade, baby! by dimator · · Score: 2

      The only thing I remember about Go-Bots was that whenever I watched that cartoon, there was always only 3 good guys and 3 bad guys! WTF? Were there more that I dont know about?

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    2. Re:Second grade, baby! by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing either Robotech or Starblazers.

  9. Its amazing how some toys come back by GnomeKing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My nephew is now 5. About a year or so ago, I gave him one of my old transformers - the last one I had left (after selling most of them, loosing them or violently throwing them against my bedroom wall)

    It was the same one as is the cover picture for the transformers home page

    He was absolutely thrilled and has spent many hours playing with it
    and thats all without the TV series to get his interest going

    I do hope they bring transformers back
    but I think it would be better as a new cartoon rather than just reshowing the old ones...
    get some new high tech transformers too

  10. Cmon... by NiftyNews · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is perfect. Just think about the advertising crossovers.

    Who here wouldn't be interested in a bright yellow BumbleBee Edition VW Beetle, complete with AutoBot logo on the hood?

    1. Re:Cmon... by KillboyPHD · · Score: 2, Funny


      So, I was walking around downtown SJ, where I spotted a New Beetle, yellow, with the license plate "BMBLBEE".

      No AutoBot logo.

      I was insensed. I've carried around a AutoBot sticker in my car, just in case I ever see that car again. (To slip under the windshield wiper, with an explanitory note, of course)

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    2. Re:Cmon... by Buran · · Score: 2

      Volkswagen has already put out a New Beetle Special Edition in a similar brilliant yellow. The color was called Reflex Yellow (this is not me; my VW is a 2000 Golf and is white) and was only available in a limited number 2,000 and only available online. However, if you wanted to purchase one of these used and add an Autobot logo with either a vinyl sticker or having a body shop paint one on (relatively expensive, but the best shops will do a wonderful custom job ...)

      I was not able to find any photos online of a Beetle being painted to look like Bumblebee, but there is a vast aftermarket out there for Volkswagens and finding a tire and wheel combination that would be similar to that seen on the cartoon would not be hard. You could even have the wheels powdercoated Reflex Yellow (the paint code for the car should be in the spare tire well if it's in the same place as it is on Golfs). I personally think it would look mean with the wheels powdercoated black...

      Honestly, Goldbug is a much better replica of a Beetle, though I'm glad the New Beetle isn't offered in that garish yellow. Looks like a late '70s model from the elephant's-foot taillamps...

      For more news, take a look at the VWVortex.com page on the Special Edition New Beetle. This site is a wonderful resource for VW owners -- take a look in the forums and poke around the main page; ignore the whining for best results. (I'm personally looking forward to seeing what that Jetta Coupe looks like they're building...)

    3. Re:Cmon... by misterklaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually saw one of those last week in Herndon, VA. Parked at an office building on Sunrise Valley if anyone lives near there.

  11. My experience, now with my daughter.... by Rahga · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From what I can tell of the current line, it still reeks a bit of the beast wars transformers crap they pulled.... let's face it, robots that transform into animals make even less sense than the robot buildings Tom Hanks showed off on "Big". Cars and other machinery are still the way to go, and those poor decepticons aren't going anywhere if some of the best of them transforms into nothing more than a shark. Anyway.....

    The 2-for-$10 packs they sell at Wal-Mart are good enough to make me and my 3-year-old daughter happy. She loves her "bobot cars".... All they need is to pull down on the nosecone, or pull up the spoiler, and poof, it transforms ;)

    1. Re:My experience, now with my daughter.... by randombit · · Score: 2

      Beast Wars and Beast Machines which followed, were incredibly well made and the writing was superb...true continuations of the original series I enjoyed as a kid.

      I'm with you all the way, at least on Beast Wars. I was totally nuts about that show my sophomore and junior years of college. In fact, it kind of re-sparked my interest in cartoons in general, and I started getting into anime about 6 months after that. Funny how that works.

      Actually, I didn't like Beast Machines at all. I felt it messed with the characters too much, especially Rattrap: when did he become a total coward? Sure, in BW he would complain that "we're all gonna die", but at the end of the day, he was a nasty a fighter as anyone. Oh, well. Not meaning to start a flame war (seriously!), so I'll shut up now.

  12. I think it was Scooby Doo that began all this by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2

    I mean look at how well that show took off when this generation of rug rats caught site of it on Cartoon network.....

    now they have a full product line of toys, they have a movie on its way, they have a live state show.

    transformers is next, then Heman, then thundercats, then thundar the barbarian......my god I feel like a kid again :-)

    I just hope that the reisuence of the transformer toys are Quality, not the plastic crap that they came out with later on, that stuff sucked and barly worked.

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    1. Re:I think it was Scooby Doo that began all this by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

      You forgot Heman and Skelator. (sp?)

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  13. Transformer: Beast Wars! by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

    I never could get into the original transformers. The animation was so bad -- but beast wars. That show was gorgeous. And the story line was completely cool for a kids show.

    I would hurry home every afternoon to watch it. And there are still some episodes that I missed. If all the episodes of Beast Wars are available on DVD I would buy that in a heartbeat.

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    1. Re:Transformer: Beast Wars! by TWR · · Score: 2
      Yick; this must be a generational thing. I can't stand any of the new "cartoons" that use low-quality computer animation.

      GI Joe, He-Man, Transformers...the plots might have been absurdly childish, but at least the art didn't make me cringe...

      -jon

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    2. Re:Transformer: Beast Wars! by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about generational. I'm not old yet (I don't think so anyway) but I did grow up on cartoons. (I'm 33)

      I did not think the animation on Beast Wars was low quality. I thought it was awesome. It wasn't Final Fantasy but it was pretty cool. But wat also hooked me was the story line and the characters. They were consistent in their behavior and had some interesting querks. I fealt like I got to 'know' them.

      The original transformers was boxy and looked awful in my opinion. The only transformer I liked was the one that they ripped off from Robotech. (Now there was a great show)

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    3. Re:Transformer: Beast Wars! by TWR · · Score: 2
      I think you misunderstand what I'm saying. I find virtually ALL CGI unwatchable. The Pixar films are fine (story and art). Final Fantasy was amazing art with one of the worst stories ever put to film. But everything else? Blah. Give me the 4 frame/second Hanna-Barbara stuff from the 60s and 70s instead.

      Like I said, generation gap.

      -jon

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  14. The DVD set is sold out by mblase · · Score: 2

    According to sites that monitor this sort of thing, demand has already oustripped the first run. So if you're late in coming, you'll have to wait for a second run of DVDs.

  15. Ugly products by Diabolical · · Score: 2

    Compared to the toys from the first series the line of toys now don't look all that nice to me...

    This is more or less a tryout of re-introducing series which were hits back then.. probably hoping they could have the same impact on toy sales as their first line...

  16. Transformers and Impact on Animation by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    Like most American animation (which we call "cartoons") Transformer storylines weren't all that deep. One particular thread that was pretty cool involved the last fight between the Autobots and Decepticons, particularly when the Autobot leader, Optimus Prime, "dies," and Megatron is transformed by some planet-sized robot (Omicron?). The storyline advances a bit to the figure where a Prime successor has to deal with Galvatron, a crazier, more powerful version of Megatron.

    Sure, it was a little reaching, but for the time (pre-"Batman:TAS", which I consider the start of the American animation renaissance where storyline and animation quality began anime-like improvements) Transformers was pretty good. Its animation was better than many other shops. However, Batman:TAS and other WB shows ("Justice League" being the most recent) is, in my opinion, good American animation that has matured and doesn't insult young or old. Imagine a Transformers show directed by Paul Dini...

    Mind you, I was watching this stuff first-run in my latter years of COLLEGE, so not only am I old and still remember this stuff, but I would still pick the series Voltron (I prefer the Lion Robot over the Car Robot) over Transformers any day. I would recommend Transformers to my son for some early-years robot geek action since I think he's a little young to handle Dad's obsession with BattleBots.

    And don't get me started about that pesky Sabon and his Power Ranger crap that stole ideas for both Transformers and Voltron, and even the "G-Force" old anime. Ugh.

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    1. Re:Transformers and Impact on Animation by barawn · · Score: 2

      There were two really "serious" plotlines from Transformers, IMHO: the movie plotline, and the return of Optimus Prime -> the end of the original Transformers (incl. the Headmasters thing...). The movie plotline I discussed elsewhere here: mainly, it's amazing for as much as they changed things in the first ten minutes, mainly (in my optimistic hope) to get to a solid footing with which to base the rest of the film.

      The second plotline, the Headmasters plotline and the return of Optimus Prime has a few interesting choice ideas in it. Daniel (Spike's son) is paralyzed in the Headmasters plotline, and they have to carry him around and take care of him. In the end, he ends up being invaluable (as he gets fitted into an exo-suit allowing him to move again). The Return of Optimus Prime (first and second-fold) have some interesting dynamics as you see Rodimus Prime clearly hesitant about Optimus Prime returning, even though everyone else is overjoyed.

      There WERE some interesting "first half" original Transformers episodes, but many were one shot, never hear from it again, nothing changes in the world plotlines as seen in so many cheesy anime flicks of the time (AND in Voltron, which was even worse than Transformers for this - how many Robeasts did they fight, for chrissakes?). I personally thought the "second half" episodes were much more intriguing (there was one episode where Galvatron had to "reform" in order to escape a planet. That was damn funny).

    2. Re:Transformers and Impact on Animation by Spencerian · · Score: 2

      Good point--cool as the Voltron lionbot was, the Robeasts were getting a little tiresome. Only in a special where both Voltrons combined forces to mop up the universe did things really get interesting! A great scene from that special was when the two black-haired leaders of the two bots where competing in pistol target practice. Members from both teams became bored watching because neither of them missed.

      Yeah...I remember the two Optimus Prime returns, too. Now that you define the "second half" episodes--yeah, those were pretty good. It was interesting on how they had Spike grow up--that's something you never saw in typical USA animation.

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    3. Re:Transformers and Impact on Animation by barawn · · Score: 2

      Yah. As I've stated in another thread, the one thing that always amazed me about Galvatron vs. Megatron was the fact that they were both completely evil with no redeeming values, but at least with Galvatron, you could tell that he was screwed up in the head - typical megalomania. Megatron just sounded like a broken record many times ("Die, Autobot!") and really didn't have any deeper character at all. This really showed through in the movie with Galvatron, but they stretched it out a bit in later episodes as well. Most first half Transformers eps were "Megatron comes up with cool plan, Autobots must stop him." Web World was a terrific example of an interesting episode that deviated significantly from that, mainly because Galvatron wasn't the psycho mad scientist broken record that Megatron was.

    4. Re:Transformers and Impact on Animation by barawn · · Score: 2

      The funny thing about Spike growing up was that while they NAMED his wife, they barely (if ever! I don't remember!) show her. Daniel, however, got tons of air time, and for the most part, the Autobots were his parents far more than Spike was.

      I should say that I am a big fan of the Voltron series, though I really wish they did more plot-driven things rather than filler. There were a few really good ones (where they replaced Sven with the Princess, for instance, and of course the original) but a whole whole lot of complete junk. I honestly don't know why I liked the lionbot over the carbot. I can't think of a real reason, other than the fact that there were just far too freakin' many cars that made up the carbot.

      The other thing that's amusing is that if you look at the Transformers Encyclopedia, you'll realize that they "hid" a lot of the plot that was going on inside the episode itself, and most people didn't even realize things were evolving and changing - I'm sure that's what happened with the Voltron series as well. Apparently at that time, it wasn't considered "kosher" to have a continuity and a developing plotline, and so you had to "hide" the plot portions in a stock story that everyone is used to.

  17. Re:Awesome! by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 2
    I liked Go-Bots, and transformers, but I much preffered Voltron to theose folks over at Vultron

    No offense, I love my EZ Pass, but robotic dogs that kick ass are way cooler. :^)

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  18. No offense, but tune into cartoon network.... by Rahga · · Score: 2

    Do you remember how bad some of the shows you used to watch actually were? I mean, it's nearly impossible to sit through an episode of Thundercats and actually enjoy it. Or try "Transformers: The Movie"... though the VAs they picked up were impressive at the time, there were some horrible parts to that movie. And it didn't even exploit the full potential of the Stunticons ;)

    We don't remember how bad these shows were. This is because there were a lot of shows that made the popular ones look great by comparison....

  19. But don't take those toys on planes! by rosewood · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As seen on this slate article:

    According to information released by the Dallas Fort Worth Airport, an even more detailed list (requires Adobe Acrobat) was issued by the FAA in February that helpfully advises passengers not to bother trying to bring automatic weapons, hand grenades, blasting caps, or meat cleavers. Also banned are corkscrews and toy transformer robots.

    1. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by Kredal · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Megatron should be banned.

      I didn't realize how realistic he looked, until I bought him used a couple weeks ago.

      Megatron in gun form

      Actual Walther P-38

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    2. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by rosewood · · Score: 2

      I thought you couldnt make toy guns that realistic anymore after all those stories of cops shooting kids that pulled "guns" on them?

      Tell me this is a joke!~

    3. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Also banned are corkscrews and toy transformer robots.

      Actually, just the ones that transform into guns, bombs, or box-cutters.

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    4. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Megatron came out in 1984, so this was before everything had to be neon colored. This was when toys were TOYS!

      I believe there were actually more attachments as well that could make the gun into a rifle of sorts... am I remembering correctly?

      mark

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    5. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      Actually, the Megatron toy itself was designed in the early 1970s. It's an excellent replica of the Walther P-38, the predecessor to the PPK that James Bond carried.

      Of course, times changed between the old and new eras...that's why Megatron came back as a tank.

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    6. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Yes. It was based on the "Man From U.N.C.L.E Special", IIRC. It had a shoulder-stock (you can see where it attaches in the picture), an extended barrell (with a muzzle-brake, IIRC) and a scope. Megatron was my favorite toy, I used him more as a gun than as a Transformer.

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    7. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      You know, I think I vaguely knew about that at one time. I think Grimlock was the same deal. Don't know about the others.

      But anyway, realistic gun Megatron was definitely being produced even in the mid-80s. Somewhere in the late 80s/early 90s was the big movement to stop realistic gun toys.

      mark

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    8. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Yeah, Megatron was an awesome toy. It didn't Transform into a half-assed gun-- this thing was quality. Plus, it was metal. At least a good portion was. Very cool.

      mark

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    9. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by sharkey · · Score: 2

      It didn't Transform into a half-assed gun-- this thing was quality.

      No faking. Megatron outlasted many of my cap guns. It made a better Han Solo blaster than Kenner's did, Megatron didn't break as easy.

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    10. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Megatron should be banned.

      In the US he quickly was, and was replaced by a bright orange (or something) version. The original coloured megatron (not the re-run from japan) is worth quite a bit these days.

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  20. Re:They never stopped? by jmccay · · Score: 2

    That was a good Sequel/prequel series. The Beast Wars were from the future but ended up on Earth after the Autobots crash and before Humanity had gone anywhere. If I remember correctly, they (the good guys) won the Beast Wars and took Megatron (or what ever they called him) back to Cybertron (the future Cybertron).
    Then they started another series based on those characters that took place on Cybertron after they had returned to the future. The end of that series resulted in Cybertron being some sort of organic/tech world. It has been a while since I saw those series, but atleast they finished both plots. Sometimes we don't get that lucky.
    I don't like the New Transformers because it was too different.

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  21. Re:When dooes everyone grow up? by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 2
    You, good sir, need new friends.


    The highlight of my weekend is STILL Saturday morning cartoons, 20 years after most people stop watching.

    That and that whole not working it's the weekend bit make for a happily spent Saturday...

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  22. transformers are stupid by tps12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never understood transformers. Why can't people just choose AC or DC and stick with one instead of all this waffling back and forth.

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    1. Re:transformers are stupid by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "one instead of all this waffling back and forth.
      "
      so you don't like AC? ;)

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  23. Die-Cast metal? by bricriu · · Score: 2

    In the toy re-issue, I really hope they go with the die-cast metal that the 1st and 2nd generation Transformers were all made from. Not entirely, sure, but a h311 of a lot better than the plastic, "breaks-in-10-minutes" schtuff they hawk now.

    Die-cast or bust! (wow, a double pun. That should set me for the week...)

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    1. Re:Die-Cast metal? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      "Die-cast construction. It's a lost art."
      --Optimus Primal, referring to the Ark, in The Agenda

      I'm afraid it just won't happen, not with the new plastics they've come up with to replace them. Heck, the plastics are a lot better than the old versions ever were; you didn't see very many ball-and-socket type joints on those old toys, did you?

      You can long for die-cast metal all you like, but the fact is, it can be rather brittle, and create a safety hazard from sharp, jagged edges when it breaks.

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  24. The 80s sucked... by toupsie · · Score: 2
    ...now move along. The Transformers were crap. They had stupid story lines and were poorly animated. Give me Chuck Jones and his politically incorrect cartoons of the 40s, 50s and 60s.

    Is anyone else tired of nostalgia like me? I have become so frustrated at the entertainment industry that can only recycle crappy shows and cartoons. Next thing we will see are the "Baby Transformers" or the "Tranformer Kids". Don't even start me on Joise and the Pussycats or Jabber Jaws.

    Sorry, I have been real bitter about modern cartoons since Scrappy Doo fscked Scooby Doo. Those meddling marketing executives!

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  25. Re:My friend has them on VHS... by Glytch · · Score: 2

    Let's not forget He-Man. Go find some sound clips somewhere, he sounds like a perverted old man. "When I hold up my magic sword..."

  26. Robotech Too! by DeadBugs · · Score: 2

    Check out Robotech.com for information on the complete series DVD boxed sets, new toys and the release of the upcoming video game.

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  27. Re:What about Voltron by antdude · · Score: 2

    Yeah, Voltron would be nice. I loved that show as a kid. I didn't like the newer version (CGI).

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  28. Re:Ultimate?!? by jonerik · · Score: 2

    Perhaps the ultimate '80s TV cartoon experience

    MY GOD! Don't tell me some people really think that!


    Actually, as the guy who originally submitted this piece, I don't think for an instant that Transformers was a particularly great cartoon. But at 38 I'm probably about ten years older than most of the people on here who were big fans during its original run. What I meant by "ultimate '80s TV cartoon experience" had more to do with the sheer scope of the tie-in between the show and the toys. Certainly, there were other shows that did the same thing, but I don't think any of them had a product line of that size.

  29. I just hope... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

    ...That if they do it, they do it properly. The ORIGINAL Optimus Prime had a die-cast cab. None of this cheap plastic crap, there were some real METAL parts in there.

    And while the Beast Wars toys were complete crap, the show (made by Mainframe...the guys that did Reboot) was fantastic. They even made little comments that appealed to old Transformers fans, like Optimus Primal looking at the screen and saying that Die Cast construction was a 'lost art'. :D

  30. Re:They never stopped? by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 2

    He was called Skyfire on the show and Jetfire on the box when you bought the toy. And for the record, you're not the only one who was jealous he didn't have one when he was a kid :)

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  31. Re:Memories... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    Hey now, watch the wrestling bashing. Some of us Geeks like both, and my wife likes both as well. Lucky for me we tend to despise dubbed anime, so we don't watch cartoon network shows, of course, we don't have a TV either so...
    Anyways, we watch wrestling taped by a friend of ours, and get our Anime DVDs/VCDs from our obscure anime junkie friends. So yes, Anime and Wrestling can live harmoniously together.

    Kintanon

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  32. Heh.. by BilldaCat · · Score: 2
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  33. Transformers aren't "On the Move" by ceswiedler · · Score: 2

    It's "Thundercats are on the move, Thundercats are loose."

    Transformers are "more than meets the eye."

    1. Re:Transformers aren't "On the Move" by glitch_ · · Score: 2

      Am I the only person that can't hear that phrase without having to sing it to myself in a robotic voice? Too many cartoons for this man. =)

    2. Re:Transformers aren't "On the Move" by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      Thanks. I was wondering what the title of this article was supposed to mean.

      I was (and am) a dedicated TransFan, but couldn't stand Thundercats.

  34. Braun! by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just got an image of a Autobot that transforms into an electric shaver. LOL!

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    1. Re:Braun! by 56ker · · Score: 2

      I remember a transformers toy of mine - light blue and grey plastic that transformed from a car into a robot. Now if only I could forget things like that & remember more useful things instead!

  35. Screw Transformers - Micronauts!!! by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

    Those were much better toys in the late '70s, early '80s era.

  36. Bring back Galaxy Rangers, Screw the Transformers by Uggy · · Score: 2

    Ahh, now there was a show, Galaxy Rangers. It was IMHO, the precursor to the modern Batman/Justice League cartoons (called here, the "Renaissance").

    Galaxy Rangers was well animated, with a more adult darker storyline. It didn't run for very long, but hell, if Cartoon Network is bringing back the Thunder Cats, they should at least bring back Galaxy Rangers... and leave the transformers where they belong, in the trash bin.

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  37. Re:I hope the toys come back better by Glytch · · Score: 2

    The Takara Car Robots/Robots in Disguise toys are awesome. Tons of moving parts. The new Optimus Prime (who's now a firetruck) has this big-ass shoulder cannon with little plastic missles that fire.

    Even the combiners have tons of mobility (aside from Ruination, the motionless combaticon gestalt who's just a Bruticus re-release anyway). Rail Racer, the bullet train combiner, for example. Very poseable, and he looks like he's built for speed, like some kind of hi-tech ninja.

    And the best combiner of all: Omega Prime. He's the Optimus Prime/Ultra Magnus combiner. He stands over a foot high! There's little contacts inside Ultra Magnus' body that change what the electronic sound gadget will say. When they're combined, he says different things than when they're seperate. A cool little touch.

    The only problem with the Takara combiners is that they're *way* top heavy. You've got to balance them against walls or bookshelves. Don't even *breathe* on Omega Prime. :)

    Oh man. I'm such a nerd.

  38. Re:Ultimate?!? by Juju · · Score: 2
    I think the worse (or best) if you consider the tie with toys, would have to be Master of the Universe. I can't believe of crap the series was, and how many toys they were selling...

    But thanks for reassuring me about the fact that you don't think the cartoon was great! Makes me hope there is some sanity out there.... ;o)

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  39. "Began"? by mblase · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Scooby Doo didn't "begin" the Transformers resurgence. Transformers never actually died out -- Hasbro's been keeping the brand active ever since the mid-80's, in one form or another.

    What's new here is the activity with the "Generation One" line of toys, from the mid- to late-eighties before "Generation Two" and, eventually, "Beast Wars". And the reason is simple: all the fans who've been actively demanding DVD releases of "Transformers: The Movie" for years and snatching up mint-in-box versions of every TF toy that's come out since 1990 are now in their mid- to late-twenties, with oodles of disposable income. It's now economically feasible for a company to release the entire first season of TF cartoons on DVD, or for a fairly small company to license a new comic book based on the original toys, because the fans now have money and even the people who haven't thought about TF since the movie was released have enough money to start reliving their childhoods.

    If Hasbro decides to re-release the original G1 toys the way Takara is in Japan, rest assured there will be a sizable audience of buyers. Meanwhile, the new "Armada" toys, comics and cartoons coming out are being targetted towards children, not collectors (despite reusing many G1 names and faces) -- because, hey, they're still toys, right?

    There's just something about these toys that people love, and never forgot about. You ask me, it's the attention to detail -- all of the G1 vehicles were modelled on real cars, trucks and planes, and even the Dinobots and Insecticons were identical enough to their organic counterparts to impress. The robots were a bit chunky (okay, a lot chunky in most cases), but still beautiful in their own way.

    These are exactly the reasons I love the "Robots in Disguise" toys, incidentally -- authenticity and elegance, with the added bonus of much, much more posability for the robots. "Armada" may take the posability tack, but the vehicles aren't "real" anymore and the robots are far less elegant. I may buy them, but probably not. G1 is where it's at for me.

  40. Transforming our minds... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's an excerpt from a memo I found in the dumpster behind Hasbro Corporate HQ.

    Step 1: Create line of toys.
    Step 2: Create TV show about said toys.
    Step 3: Use TV show (see step 2) to brainwash an entire generation of children in the wealthiest market on the planet.
    Step 4: Children spend all parents money in attempt to collect entire production line of toys.
    Step 5: Children grow up, discover sex, lose interest in silly toys.
    Step 6: Repeat steps 1-6 using a new line of toys to brainwash a new generation of children. By this time, the children from the first round of brainwashing will be adults and entering the workforce.
    Step 8: Reissue toys and tie-ins from original product line. Brainwashing still intact; all disposable income funneled to toy manufacturer.

    So, yes, I'd say it's definitely more than meets the eye.

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    1. Re:Transforming our minds... by dynoman7 · · Score: 2

      Step 9: Profit!!

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  41. and in related links... by Juju · · Score: 2

    There is a tribute to Blaster (got to love that transformer) at X-Entertainment.
    This is just hilarious!

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  42. Will they be re-issuing megatron? by British · · Score: 2

    I'd buy a re-release of the original G1 Megatron in a heartbeat. If you had parents who disapproved of 'gun' toys, you know how much you lusted after that beautiful silver Walther P-38 with all the accessories you can imagine.

    Of course, I really wouldn't try to walk around with it on the street. You've heard enough stories of the police shooting someone who had a replica gun that was actually a cigarette lighter.

  43. Dreamwave's new comic book by melatonin · · Score: 3, Informative
    What? How can you bring up the topic of a Transformers revival and not talk about Dreamwave's excellent comic book?!

    The first issue is long sold out (poor you, it was really, really good); the second issue should be out next week.

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    1. Re:Dreamwave's new comic book by abischof · · Score: 2

      This sounds really good! Could you recommend any online stores where I could purchase the second issue, when it comes out?

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  44. a fun tool as a motivation eliminator by mikester911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....I had all of my old transformers up in my cube in my last job, and people would come in, hell bent on asking me some question.

    They would see the giant pile of transformers, stop in the middle of what they were asking me, point at their favorite transformer, say "I remember THAT one!", and be gone for the 10 minutes as they played with all the transformers.

    Often, they'd leave without asking me anything. They were great!

  45. Re:movie: only time they swore or died by Dimensio · · Score: 2

    ???

    Where can I obtain this special edition DVD and in what Region is it?

  46. Re:the movie by Dimensio · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but isn't it only 4:3? I refuse to buy a DVD that isn't widescreen unless the original composition wasn't widescreen (and Transformers: The Movie was 1.85:1 originally)

  47. TV Guide: Cybertron Edition by dmuth · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Ripped from my Transformers webpage...)

    TV Guide: Cybertron Edition

    7:00 AM - Amazing Inventions!
    Infommercial. Host: Swindle. This week includes a home fusion cannon kit, a plant that grows After Dark screen saver modules, and a one-way dimensional portal. All for only 12 trilitres of energon resin.
    Operators are standing by.

    8:00 AM - Cooking with Slag.
    Yet more barbecue recipes. Today, Slag shows us why flamethrowers and cooking assistants don't mix.

    8:30 AM - Transmaniacs.
    Cartoon. Yakko decides to play with Shockwave and learns the meaning of "radiation sickness". Broadside sings the "International Friendship Song"

    8:00 AM - Time Machine.
    Science Programming. Eight o'clock??? erceptor, will you turn that #@^^%#! thing off?!

    10:00 AM - Decepticon Workout.
    Trypticon demonstrates how to tear apart vicious and deadly Autobot enemies.
    Today's victim: Bumblebee.

    10:30 AM - Rush Limbaugh.
    Rush gripes about the growing controversy sweeping the nation: Rumble and Frenzy -- which is which? Also, a commentary on Megatron's and Optimus's new looks, and why Transformers would want to put their own names across their bodies..

    11:00 AM - Special: Funeral.
    Rumble and Frenzy locate the station Rush broadcasts from. Special appearance by Scavenger.

    11:30 AM - Star Trek: The Next Generation.
    Science Fiction. [Yes, even Cybertron gets this show] Riker tries to make the moves on Elita-One, only to get stomped on when he asks to see her hard drive interface card. Also: Data learns to transform into a warp nacelle.

    12:30 PM - Movie Matinee: "Terminator 3."
    In a misguided attempt to get a date for the Skynet dance, the T-1000 pursues Linda Hamilton across Cybertron. Guest stars (in order of appearance) Prowl, Optimus Prime, Groove, Blades, and Octane.

    3:30 PM - Cybertronian Gladiators.
    Game Show In the season premiere, the Gladiators replace the rubber balls in the cannon with Prowl's acid pellets. Will the competitors notice?

    4:30 PM - Baywatch: The Director's Cut.
    Don't even ask.

    5:30 PM - The Simpsons.
    Mr. Burns buys the smelting pits and gets Homer thrown in. Bart accidentally says "Eat me!" to Weirdwolf.

    6:00 PM - Kung Fu: The Legend Lives On.
    Ultra Magnus, a very, very distant relative of Kwai-Chang Cain, conveniently loses all his weapons and has to face Devastator in one-on-one personal combat for the fate of the planet. Again.

    7:00 PM - Tales of Earth.
    Documentary (part 6 of 12). The Cybertronians first encounter the Swarm, Megatron takes Optimus apart, and Omega Supreme invents the galaxy's largest Oreo cookie. Narrated by William Shatner.

    8:00 PM - Vilnacron 90210.
    Drama. Orion Pax runs against Decatron for class rep, and Groove tries Enerweed in the little robots' room. Arcee meets her evil twin sister and gets her boyfriend stolen. As always, Hot Rod just stands around looking cool, doing nothing, and occassionally giving out sagely advice.

    9:00 PM - Combiner Variety Hour.
    Variety. Bruticus does a puppet show, and Superion tries to reassemble himself while running on stale Pepsi instead of energon. Predaking shows off his latest magic act: walking through the Great Wall of China *without*
    alerting local authorities.

    10:00 PM - Brady Bunch: The Next Generation.
    Comedy. The Dinobots kill several dozen innocent humans and are sent to bed without supper. Arcee asks Davy Jonesicon out on a date.

    10:30 PM - The Gunman.
    Galvatron meets a diabolical new villain with the power to destroy the planet -- and promptly blows his head off. Flashbacks provide blatant filler for the rest of the episode.

    11:30 PM - Saturday Night Live.
    Host: Soundwave. Musical guest: Ratbat. Sketches consist of recycled old skits, except that they occasionally change some of the names in them. Concludes with scenes from the time Sludge hosted the show and was startled by a loud noise.

    1:00 AM - Late Night Theater. Tonight: "Godzilla vs. Wheelie." A highly emotional story about a lone Autobot who gets really drunk one night and calls someone "a stupid overweight squishy." For mature (over 5 million vorn) audiences only.

    3:00 AM - Closing Commentary.
    Grimlock points out several flaws in the philosophy of Socrates and meditates for continued peace in the universe. Guests include Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Wrapper, a new Autobot who transforms into a straitjacket.

  48. Re:They never stopped? by Drachemorder · · Score: 2

    I reckon it just wouldn't be politically correct to have toys that turn into guns these days. Sometimes I really miss the 80s.

  49. JOY!!! by tcc · · Score: 2

    Just when I bought a batch of copied tapes for a small fortunes, I see DVD that are released... dang...

    I should do that with all the shows that I loved when I was young, lucky how I am they would probably all come out in DVD... of course if I expect that... oh forget about it :)

    But seriously, transformers the 1st and second generation were really cool, as I kid I really loved playing with these toys, Soundwave was the coolest robot in the show and shockwave was one the coolest toy :) (gun, lights, buzzer :) ) Megatron kept breaking up at the rotation axis of the gun (who got one that isn't slacked or glued?) but overall they were VERY educative toys (remember building omega supreme as a kid the first time?) and very durable (with a few exeptions). Too bad today the tv series of the newer generation totally suck and the toys as well.

    If they can release the full G1 and G2 original in DVD I'll buy them all.

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  50. Cheap plastic crap by Silverhammer · · Score: 2

    These aren't reissues of the original toys. These are cheap plastic copies of the original toys. The original toys were made with die-cast metal parts and heavy duty joints, in order to withstand frequent transformations and active play. These... things will not give you the feeling of solidity and value that made the originals so collectible.

  51. Oh well... There goes original content production. by crovira · · Score: 2

    The xxAAs mist be so proud. No copyrights to pay, no original thought to interfere with the ads. And its all gravy as far as they're concerned.

    Look forward to the annoying theme music to play in the next elevator you ride. Look for the posters to be in front of your face at the urinal next time you take a piss in a bar.

    And its so great. Computer animation... Like computers don't go on strikes or demand a salary. And its not like the Transformers are likely to demand a Union is it?

    Look forward for Final Fantasy 2 through N as soon as production costs come down and Squaresoft's copyright has lapsed or been bought for a off-key song.

    And as for plot, writers, cartoonists and any of those creative PainsInTheAss. Well they can just starve in the street. And if their clothes rot off, they'll just be arrested and carted off to somewhere where they won't cut off the view of the billboards.

    You have NO IDEA of how much retro sucks or how well it plays into the hands of the xxAAs.

    Are we so unimaginative, so bereft of creativity that we have to revisit Gilligan's fuckin' Island every fuckin' year while he original cast and crew drop fuckin' dead of old age? Is someone building a fuckin' shrine to Burt fuckin' Ward yet? Are they playing William Shatner's greatest hit in the chapel?

    And some moron is trying to get Elvis a (post-humous) honorary degree in MUSIC. Like give me a fuckin' break already. I didn't like him all that much when he was alive. He was mouthing along with the Check Records list. He couldn't sing that well either. Like Billy Idol with his sneer and his failure to properly pronounce the title on "White Wedding."

    Jeez... Got a fuckin' hand-basket? Lets set it on fire and climb the fuck in.

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  52. Re:Batman:TAS by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    "Wasn't it Gargoyles that started the animation ren in America?"

    I wouldn't think so. Batman:TAS arrived around 1992. Gargoyles didn't show up until around 1998.

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  53. Re:Transformers Revival! Woo! by SlamMan · · Score: 2

    IIRC, I don't think you missed anything between that cube nonsense and beast wars.

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  54. Beast Wars by IronJohn · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know how much air-play it got outside Canada (though it must have got some), but Mainframe Entertainment [mainframe.ca] (best known for their "Reboot" CG animated series) put out a series of CG-based animated television programmes called "Beast Wars" and subsequently "Beast Machines" back in the late-90s. At first these struck me as simply Mainframe strutting out it's incredible CG capabilities. But as the series progressed I realized that this was actually Transformers-for-Adults. They created a fairly sophisicated story line and some some decent characters for an animated series. A few episodes would even qualify as half-decent SF, IMHO. I have since gone back and watched some of the old Transformers cartoons from the the 80's and must say, they are best left to the eight year-olds that many of us were when Hasbro first brought them out. I hope Hasbro considers using Mainframe again for any new "Armada" cartoons.

  55. Re:Memories... by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

    So yes, Anime and Wrestling can live harmoniously together.

    I'm sorry, but anyone over the age of twelve who openly admits liking "Professional Wrestling" immediately gets added as a "Foe" in my slashprefs.

    Ack.

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  56. So many... by IceFox · · Score: 2

    For those that don't know www.transfandom.com is the place to get up to date information on transformers. Also this past year they re-released most of the original 1984 tranformers and some from 1985. Optimus prime, the evil jets, many of the cars etc. Ultra magnus is scheduled to come to the USA shortly and if you go down to your toys-r-us you will see it in there computer. A new comic is coming out (is out actually) with some really good artwork done. Just about each page could be a poster. They are also putting out a number of high quality posters

    Also if you want a in box brand new Optimus Prime the have re-released him and you can pick him up at any transformers site. www.bigbadtoystore.com is one such place.

    For those that missed it the Robots In Desgise were pretty good. The autobots being cars, firetrucks, etc ruled and I even imported the (2 foot tall) fortess maximus from japan (which might come to the us this christmas)

    Remember Jazz, well you can buy him for $35 come June, but don't expect this reproduction to last very long (being one of the most saught after repros)!

    Also those expensive pvc's from japan are coming to america shortly and also will be at toys-r-us for a _lot_ less.

    Good luck actually finding this box set. Everywhere you go you wont be able to find it. So if you do think ebay... Rihno even stated something about being sold out.

    Some Posters:
    http://www.cableone.net/skydive/dreamwav e/autobots 4.jpg
    http://www.tfgen3.com/comics.shtml

    The one of Prediking vs protectobots and arialbots is my favorite and I have that one to be framed.

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    1. Re:So many... by IceFox · · Score: 2

      A few more comments:

      The dreamwave comic has been the #1 comic for the last two months. and issue number 2 was ordered by retailers more than any other book that month.

      Fortmax coming this chrismas:
      http://tfexchange.com/article.php?sid=2 82

      fantastic prediking poster:
      http://dreamwave.safeshopper.com/117/cat1 17.htm?28 3
      http://www.pinkyching.com/theyareamongus/dreamw ave / redaking_litho.htm

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  57. He-Man cross-over by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

    Maybe using Jetfire would be a bit rough... consider the He-Man universe though. My weapon of choice would be Ram-Man, of course!

    mark

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  58. Another Transforming Robot by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    For those of us who liked another show, Voltron, visit this link for a start on more about the show's Japanese origins:

    http://www.arus.org/voltron/anime.html

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  59. rec.toys.transformers.moderated by Robotech_Master · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just thought I'd point out rec.toys.transformers.moderated (which I help moderate) and alt.toys.transformers. They're the big discussion centers of Transformers fandom, and a good place to keep up with what's going on in the fandom world.

    And don't forget BotCon! I've been there a couple of years...it was a blast. I'm looking forward to a time when I might be able to go again.

    Heh. CNN is actually coming fairly late to this whole Transformers revival thing. I was there while it happened. :)

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  60. Ahh don't get me started by Sits · · Score: 2

    I received the conclusion to the American (and UK) comics in a graphic novel for Christmas and surprisingly it was still facinating to read. I would love to see the DVDs released here in the UK - my boxed video collection is starting to suffer over the years.

    In terms of links for Transformers, I'm told the place to go in general is BigBot. Another good link is the Transformer Episode Guide - I was amazed at just how few I'd actually seen.Finally if you like the UK comics don't miss Steve's Transformers fansite - Homepage which has links to the original Marvel comics. If you ask me, I think the comics were better than the cartoons but the movie did a remarkable job of trying to bridge the two.

  61. Re:Memories... by JordanH · · Score: 2
    • I'm sorry, but anyone over the age of twelve who openly admits liking "Professional Wrestling" immediately gets added as a "Foe" in my slashprefs.

    I'm sorry, but anyone who is so intolerant of others gets in my "Foe" list immediately.

    Uhhh... That's pretty intolerant of me, isn't it? Darn, it won't let me add myself to my Foe list!

  62. The toys by Sits · · Score: 2
    I just hope that the reisuence of the transformer toys are Quality, not the plastic crap that they came out with later on, that stuff sucked and barly worked.


    Same here. Around or just after the time the headmaster's came out Hasbro seemed to switch to some super nasty cheap grade plastic for the toys. While they could get away with this for the physically smaller toys and insignificant characters (like the micromasters) I think they lost credibility with PowerMaster Prime (I think that was the one). So plasticy and the paint and colours were too dull. Having said that the orginal Optimus Prime was pretty fragile - it's rare to see which was "used" and doesn't have a broken trailer...
  63. Re:M.A.S.K. - Mobile Armored Strike Kommand by abischof · · Score: 2

    Ah, MASK -- such memories :). Does anyone know where I can get episodes, tape-trading or otherwise?

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  64. Re:the movie by Krieger · · Score: 2

    Sadly, it is only 4:3. Made me want to return it almost immediately. I attempted to find a spot on Rhino Records site to complain. I don't get why companies would release something in a obvious pan and scan format. I still haven't been able to relive that movie because it was only out in theater once...

  65. I owned one - it was a terrible toy by Sits · · Score: 2

    While it looked pretty cool as a gun, the original Megatron was a bad toy. As a robot toy Megatron looked awful and the number of pieces that the scope had were just annoying. Coupled with that the thing was just too fragile and there was barely anything to "transforming" it.

  66. Re:Memories... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    I don't see how people can disparage wrestling by reflex. The atheleticism necessary to cary out the spots they do is incredible. And not only to they have to be athletic, they have to be capable of some decent acting, and I'm not talking about their spoken character parts which can range from really well spoken to unintelligible. I'm talking about selling the moves so that it looks like they did get hit, and it looks like they are in pain. The people are talented. Go throw yourself off of a 20 foot tall tower onto a table and see how you feel the next morning. Wrestling is entertainment, but it's also inceredibly physicly demanding.

    Kintanon

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  67. Re:The Transformers movie saved them from obscurit by freeweed · · Score: 2

    You do realize that Nintendo is still pumping out Mario-related games every month, and some of these are the most anticipated releases for the 80s/Nintendo/whoever crowd?

    Altough I do agree with you, the TF movie was about as ahead of its time as anything kids ever see. Picked up the movie soundtrack CD and movie DVD (UNEDITED, yes, Spike DID say "shit") within the past couple of months myself, and they're both still very watchable/listenable.

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  68. Re:Memories... by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

    That was funny! And since I'm a fan of yours, your post is modded at 4! :)

    See, it really does work...

    (P.S. I'm not intolerant of others, I'm intolerant of stupid redneck garbage on television, and those who would support it to lower the LCD factor (see The Onion) of American culture.)

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  69. Re:Memories... by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

    I watched wrestling (WWF, Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Piper) as a child. My brothers and I had most of the 10" rubberized action figures. It was lots of fun. Sometime around when I turned 14, though, you could see the lame acting was just that. Yes, picking people up and dropping them on their face without injuring them takes some skill, but it's not one I find culturally acceptable. (The punches and kicks have always looked fake, just watch for when the camera has the "wrong angle.")

    Now we've progressed (Oh yes, I've seen WWF Raw and WCW in years of late, while channel surfing, including the very well-built and seemingly couth Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) into nothing but petty "my woman can maim your woman," Jerry-Springer-outtakes full of censored screaming vulgarity and profanity, stupid stunts, lights, smoke, shiny things, chair-and-cinderblock to the cranium violence-- and, to add insult to injury, corporate-greed-frenzied merchandising! Any physical stamina required to pull off the intricate choreography of "wrestling" is lost in this tripe, and any doubt of the danger involved died with The Anvil when he fell from the roof during a failed stunt.

    Ladies and gentlemen, is this what you want the world to identify as "American entertainment?"

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  70. Re:Transformers the Movie is a Masterpiece! by Skevin · · Score: 2

    and the Micromachines guy

    Mitch "Motormouth" Moshita(sp?). I also used to have his album, "Five Minute University". I'm trying to track down another album of his... I think it was called "Moby Dick in 30 minutes".

    Skevin

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  71. Re:Memories... by ari{Dal} · · Score: 2

    ohhh this is not by reflex. this is from hours upon hours of having to sit through every pay per view, monday night RAW and thursday night Smackdown when I cant win the battle.
    While I have appreciation for the athletics involved, the rampant use of steroids (and yes it does go on...), the exploitative use of women (come on.. maybe two of em aren't just big breasts and long legs), the trite dialogue, and use of heros such as "Stone Cold" who exemplify the 'fuck you' attitude, doesn't rank highly in my opinion.
    It's a soap opera for men, and as an entertainment/escapism show, it ranks high. But as intelligent entertainment.. it's not my cup of tea.
    What's very sad is that I can now follow along with most of the story lines and history (my SO likes to give background info as we're going along). And yes i know i could leave the room or whatever..but i'd rather spend time with him even doing something i hate than isolating myself for four hours every week, limiting even more of our time together.
    In retaliation, I make him sit with me and watch Neon Genesis :D

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  72. Re:Memories... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    While I have appreciation for the athletics involved, the rampant use of steroids (and yes it does go on...), the exploitative use of women (come on.. maybe two of em aren't just big breasts and long legs), the trite dialogue, and use of heros such as "Stone Cold" who exemplify the 'fuck you' attitude, doesn't rank highly in my opinion.


    I do agree with you that not enough of the women are really chosen for their athletic ability. But using Stone Cold as an example of a 'hero' pushed by the corporates is a bad one. He originally was supposed to be a heel (a bad guy), but everyone liked him, so they set him against Vince and made him a hero, because that's what the fans wanted.
    I think he's an obnoxious ass and prefer The Undetaker and his more quiet style of intimidating beatdowns (After all, who's crazy enough to mess with a guy with a Tattoo on his THROAT??!?!), the Rock is a really dynamic personality and a GOOD actor when he's given the lines to work with. A few other wrestlers are genuinely good actors as well.

    Oh, and Neon Genesis isn't exactly the height of intellectual entertainment either, as much as I love the subtitled version.

    Kintanon

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  73. Danger Mouse?!?!? by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

    Cor!! I remember Danger Mouse from the early days of Nickelodeon. I don't suppose there's any chance of the Tomorrow People coming back, is there?

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  74. Check out this quality Engrish by jonnythan · · Score: 2

    http://www.takaratoys.co.jp/TF/scf/mega_01.html

    What's with this naming stuff? All the other names are right.. Optimus Prime (arguably the coolest damn cartoon character ever) is Convoy/Conboy?

  75. Japanese Translations by Peale · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the website http://www.takaratoys.co.jp/TF/scf/mega_01.html they attempt to translate the expression "More Than Meets They Eye" From English to Japanese back to English. Check out what it translates to!

  76. Misunderstood Lyrics by Skevin · · Score: 2

    When I was your age...

    We didn't have none of them Transformers - We had "Conformers", and your Transformers ripped off their theme song from us:


    Conformers.

    Campaigns full of lies.

    Democrats wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Republicans.


    Skevin

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  77. Only on Slashdot by PCM2 · · Score: 2
    This turned out to be a HUGE mistake, as the body count caused TF: The Movie to be a dismal box office failure.
    Ha ha! That's great. The reason Transformers: The Movie was a box office failure was because it didn't include all your favorite stars. And here I thought there was some other reason.

    Only on Slashdot...

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  78. Re:They never stopped? by jpatters · · Score: 2

    The current Megatron also has a "giant hand" mode, which I'm told is just the right size to hold G1 Megatron. The new Megatron in the upcoming line of toys will be a tank. As for Grimlock, the name for the current character in the original Japanese version of the current show is "Build Hurricane" and was not intended by Takara to be related to everyone's favorite Diaclone T-Rex in any way. Hasbro chose to use the name Grimlock as either a way to hold onto the "Grimlock" trademark or as an attempted nod to older fans, depending on who you ask. Overall, the design of the Autobot construction team is quite G1-ish, and should appeal to fans of the older style. The Decepticon combiner is a simple repaint of the G1 Combaticons, but with all die cast parts replaced with plastic of course. Finally, the Autobot trains are really nifty, I think they offer the best comprimise between poseability and G1 style "blocky" design.

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  79. Transformers: Generation 1 comic review by starvingartist12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's interesting about the comic book is, besides the fantastic artwork -- that is it actually has an interesting story so far:

    To quote from TheFourthRail:
    "Sure, this book will appeal to the grown-up reader who cherished the Autobots and Decepticons during his childhood, but it's not just the reader that's grown up. There's a darker edge to this incarnation of Optimus Prime and company. This is Transformers as conspiracy-theory book, and it's far more interesting than I ever would have expected."

    Also, check out the cover of the page. The art style is in a high-quality anime-like style. It looks like something you'd find in a cell animation than in a manga-type book. This is how Transformers are suppose to look! You'll find more at the comic's producer, Dreamwave Productions.

  80. Sorry, DMCA: No transformer hacking by jellybear · · Score: 2, Funny

    After posting the previous message, I realized to my horror that I might have suggested a way of circumventing a protection device. Therefore, I take back everything I said. Don't try to hack Transformer packages!

  81. Transformers moving by GigsVT · · Score: 2

    You know, a little potting compound will usually prevent your transformer from vibrating, it's usually a good idea to fix them, the constant 60 hz vibration will eventually wear joints and wires out.

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  82. Re:They never stopped? by Glytch · · Score: 2

    All they're doing with most of the RID characters is recyling the names. The original Car Robots names were more creative. Changing Fire Convoy to Optimus Prime, Dark Convoy to Scourge (Imagine if Optimus Prime had an evil clone. He's one badass mofo.), Gigatron to Megatron, God Magnus to Ultra Magnus, Build Hurricane to Grimlock. That kind of thing. Some of them (the combaticons and spychangers) are just the opposite. G1 characters with new names. There were some improvements though. The bullet train team actually got names in the US.

    And I love the fact that 90% of them are combiners. When I was little, I was always hoping Devastator would make an appearance, because big robots that make an even bigger robot are just too cool for words. Now I get to see Ruination, Landfill, Railracer and Omega Prime. And the latter three are the height of coolness. It's about time the Autobots got some truly heavy firepower. :)

  83. More than meets the eye? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

    Anybody ever consider a Beowulf cluster of Transformers?

  84. Yeah, but they're crappy by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    The new line of transformers are much crappier though. I remember my transformers being heavy, made of metal, and *real* rubber for tires, and real tank treads, etc. Now it's all just plastic crap, plastic wheels and treads that don't move, parts that don't fit together perfectly, etc.

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