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Episode II Surpasses $116 Million at Box Office

Domasi writes "The Force is with George Lucas again as the fifth installment of the Star Wars saga, 'Attack of the Clones,' took in $116.3 million in its first four days and to become the second-fastest film behind only "Spider-Man"." Spider-man is better. But I plan to see both of them again.

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  1. No one saw this. by petree · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I bet there was no one amongst this crowd who ever thought Spider-Man would out perform -ANY- episode of Star Wars at the box office. Ever.

    I certainly didn't see it coming.

    1. Re:No one saw this. by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Informative

      look again...it is a 4 day total. for 3 days, it raked in 86 million.

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    2. Re:No one saw this. by thesolo · · Score: 2

      I bet there was no one amongst this crowd who ever thought Spider-Man would out perform -ANY- episode of Star Wars at the box office. Ever.

      Actually, I saw it coming, and I couldn't be happier!! A friend of mine didn't believe me when I said that Spidey would beat Episode II, and so we placed a nice $50 bet on it.

      I just called him up, and he answered the phone with "Fine, you fucker, you win!". I guess he just loaded slashdot too! ;)

    3. Re:No one saw this. by rnb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But Spider-Man was on 1,500 more screens than Episode II because Lucas wanted to only show Episode II in theaters equipped with digital sound.

      Anyone have the per-screen averages?

    4. Re:No one saw this. by MrAl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lucas himself saw this. He limited the number of theatres AOTC was playing in - something like 1,500 theatres less than Spider-Man. In an interview he said that he knew he wasn't going to break any records, but been-there-done-that. He just wanted it to play in theatres that were up to par technically.

    5. Re:No one saw this. by NerdSlayer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I did.

    6. Re:No one saw this. by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Informative

      Despite that, StarWars-II was doing much brisker business on it's 4th day of release than SpiderMan was doing on it's 2nd. I would expect that StarWars-II was much closer to the theoretical maximum per screen than SpiderMan was.

      However, it will be interesting to see what the "2nd week falloff" is like...

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    7. Re:No one saw this. by Grab · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Shame the film isn't up to par technically then, really. CGI that looks it, dialogue like, well, like the last film really. It's a shame really, since there's so much going for Star Wars. However, Lucas seems to have the sadiM touch - everything gold he touches turns to shit. The phrase "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" was made for Lucas's script-writing (or should that be "the Jawas of victory"? ;-)

      Grab.

    8. Re:No one saw this. by DohDamit · · Score: 2

      Yeah....really empty. To the tune of $46 million dollars this last weekend empty.

    9. Re:No one saw this. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      No kidding. What if people judged operating systems based on mass popularity? For those of us who take film seriously, Lucas films and their ilk is the Windows ME of film making.

  2. Screens by lemonk · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is worthwhile to mention that Spider-Man is being shown on over 1000 screens more than AOTC, etc.

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    1. Re:Screens by StudMuffin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A large part of this was due to Lucas' condition that if a theater shows AOTC, that it show for a minimum of four weeks. Smaller theaters with only a few screens can't support this kind of commitment during the summer movie season. So, since Spider-Man had no such condition, it opened (and stayed) on more screens.

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    2. Re:Screens by peter_goathead · · Score: 2, Informative

      it isn't.
      Spider-Man: 3615 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones: 3161

      from here [boxofficeprophets.com].
      500 less screens.

    3. Re:Screens by SplendidIsolatn · · Score: 2

      >>A large part of this was due to Lucas' condition that if a theater shows AOTC, that it show for a minimum of four weeks.

      Four weeks? IIRC, it's seven, which is a HUGE investment for a theater, and why fewer ones bit on it.

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    4. Re:Screens by big.ears · · Score: 5, Informative

      All this box-office gamesmanship is kinda silly. If you want to assess the human value or impact of a film (or a movie), I can assure you that the just about the worst way to do it is to count how much money it reportedly took in in ticket sales. Ever wonder why nobody records the number of ticket sales (which are already adjusted for inflation), but rather calculates raw sales $$? It is mainly to build hype for a film, because even a moderate success this year is bound to beat the blockbuster from two years ago. "Box Office Records" are laughable, because they are guaranteed to fall.

      By making these arguments about total gross/per theater gross/screens/etc., we are just playing into the Hollywood money machine's hand. But, myself a victim to this game, I believe the 3615/3161 number indicates venues or physical locations where the film is played, whereas the number of actual "Prints" is something like 7500 vs. 6000, which is what the parent was apparently quoting. I don't know if anyone has actually recorded the number of screenings anywhere. Given that AOTC was a little longer than Spidey, this translates into fewer screenings per venue, as well as fewer per print: The difference between 2 hours and 2 hours 20 minutes is enough to reduce the number of screenings at some little theaters from 2 to 1 or from 3 to 2 per day; at multiplexes, it may reduce the number of showings from 15 to 12.

    5. Re:Screens by Lotek · · Score: 2

      My local cineplex currently has Lord of the Rings STILL running on one screen.

      Hooray!

    6. Re:Screens by cuyler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out the-numbers.com. They have plenty of stats on movies. Most notably is the gross per theatre a record that is held by Spider-Man.

      Even though Spider-Man opened with more screens than AOTC it is still making more per screen than AOTC.

    7. Re:Screens by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd heard that there were somewhere around 7000 screens for Spider-Man and 3500 theaters. From what I've heard in the past, figures are only given out about how many theaters are playing movies, not the number of screens. Therefore, the screen number is just an estimate. However, since both of these movies are generally playing on at least two screens per theater, and there are approximately 500 more theaters, you'd expect at least 1000 more screens to be showing Spider-Man.

      But, I might have been misinformed.

    8. Re:Screens by tsiar · · Score: 5, Informative

      What's really annoying, is that those numbers you quoted are THEATERS, not SCREENS.

      Clones opened up playing on approximately 6,100 screens at 3,161 theaters across North America

      Spider-man Swinging into 3,615 theaters ... with an estimated 7,500 prints


      The math still works out that spiderman made more per screen, but of course the Thursday opening isn't taken into account.

    9. Re:Screens by NewbieV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with other Slashdotters (and movie fans) who say that comparing movie grosses is an 'apples-to-oranges' comparison: inflation, competition, number of screens, and perhaps other factors, make 'first-weekend grosses' pretty much headline fodder only, not a good number comparisons can be based on.

      Here's a modest proposal to accurately compare movie 'x' and movie 'y':

      How many tickets were sold for the entire first-run screening of the movie?

      If one million people saw "Star Wars" in 1977 (a made-up number, I know...) and one million people saw "Attack of the Clones" in 2002, I'd suggest that both moves were equally popular.

      Does anyone have any idea if such a statistic is published anywhere?

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    10. Re:Screens by 56ker · · Score: 2

      When it opened my local multiplex had it running on three screens.

    11. Re:Screens by valmont · · Score: 2
      Agreed,

      and it is also worthwhile to mention that George Lucas also had some theatre image and sound standard restrictions where he is trying to push to only let theatres equipped with digital projection to play the movie. I'm not exactly sure how far he got on those efforts but that may also be a factor in the far lesser number of theatres showing this picture.

      I saw it sunday at "The Grove" in los angeles/fairfax and i was sitting close enough to see pixels on the projected image! It never got bothersome but i did notice it. weird. Did anyone else see pixels?

    12. Re:Screens by naoursla · · Score: 2

      Did you know that a theater can show a single print on multiple screens? They run the film out of one projector and into the next one. There is generally at 15 minute delay between the two. This is why the same show on multiple screens start at similar times. If there are 7500 prints it could be on many more screens.

  3. Just for Yoda by underpaid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd see it again just to see yoda fight. I just wish there was a clear ending to the fight so everyone could have cheered for him.

    1. Re:Just for Yoda by Ryan_Singer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is an end, when he picks up his walking stick after stopping the falling pillar.

      That's when everyone in my theater (12:01 showing, first showing for that theater) erupted into applause for Yoda.

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    2. Re:Just for Yoda by jjsoh · · Score: 2

      Thank God I didn't read anything about Ep. II prior to watching. That was one of the best surprises.

      Best Lightsaber Duel. Ever.

    3. Re:Just for Yoda by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Looked more like a midget Jet Li doing some badass wirework to me.... I found the CGI in ep II to be very unobtrusive. More on par with people in REALLY good costumes than digital constructs. Yoda looked just like he always looked, and his whole whirling dervish fighting style seemd appropriate.

      Kintanon

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    4. Re:Just for Yoda by Rick_T · · Score: 2

      > Now, I'm not sure how long Yoda could keep up
      > fighting like that, but the way it looked to me,
      > he would have won if he hadn't had to save Obi Wan
      > and Anakin.

      Speaking of, why didn't Yoda simply move Anakin and Obi-Wan out of the way rather than trying to hold up the big whatever-it-was-that-was-going-to-crush-them? It's already been established that it's easier to "force" smaller objects to move.

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  4. Spider-man is better? by schwatoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah I thought so too. I just loved that scene with the New Yorkers on the bridge throwing down junk at the Green Goblin to distract him from beating up Spidey. "You mess with him and you mess with us!".

    As plot devices go that's up there with destroying an Alien battle fleet with a PowerMac and Word Macro Virus

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    1. Re:Spider-man is better? by jmoriarty · · Score: 2, Funny

      As plot devices go that's up there with destroying an Alien battle fleet with a PowerMac and Word Macro Virus

      I had no problem with that plot device. Any Alien battle fleet that doesn't keep up with the latest Office patches from Microsoft deserves what they get.

  5. While I don't like to whine... by mblase · · Score: 2

    ..."Episode II" did cheat slightly by opening on a Thursday, giving it an extra day to profit that Spider-Man lacked. (OTOH, it also opened on fewer screens, although I personally find that hard to believe as my local mega-theaters gave "Spider-Man" four screens opening weekend and "Episode II" got five.)

    I personally think it will be more interesting to see how business is on the second weekend, which "Spider-Man" did extremely well on, after everyone's had a chance to hear and read reviews from their friends.

    Not that I'm bedrudging "Episode II", mind you. I have yet to see it, but everyone seems suitably pleased with it. I just like to keep everything in perspective, and remember Mark Twain's warning about statistics as the third basic kind of lie.

  6. I'd go see it again by dmuth · · Score: 2

    And probally will, just to see Yoda in action.

    I don't know how to describe it. It was like...Kermit the Frog on crack!

    1. Re:I'd go see it again by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      I did not come up with this I found it somewhere in the last few days(the origin eludes me I'm afraid) but I think this sums up the whole Yoda thing:

      'Yoda is like Bruce Lee, Mister Myagi, and Kermit the Frog all rolled into one!!'


      Good eye!! It's from my Score:0 Offtopic comment posted right after I saw the movie in digital on opening night.

      A major Karma burn, but at the time I had to post, and I didn't have a convenient target thread. Here was my review, attacched to the videogame thread that night:

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      Whoop-tee-doo! :P Most of us 12:01am showing folks just got back from Episode II premiers. It's 4am, I saw it in digital with 11 close friends. Concensus reaction:

      OH MY FUCKING GAWD.

      (In a jaw-dropped, wide-eyed, wired-at-3am , good kind of way :)

      The big surprise was that we somehow got the "Director's Cut," which according to the theater manager, was 11 minutes longer than the celluloid version. Which makes sense, since we were dispersing behind the 12:05 showing and right alongside the 12:10 showing, both of which were "non-digital" formal.

      Valley View Cinemark in Ohio RULES!

      Favorite quote was some dude commenting to the media after the movie: "Yoda is like Bruce Lee, Mister Myogi, and Kermit the Frog all rolled into one!!"

      :D :D

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    2. Re:I'd go see it again by Grab · · Score: 2

      To literally see that, I suggest you watch "Meet the Feebles". Classic Friday night post-pub film! :-)

      Grab.

    3. Re:I'd go see it again by dmuth · · Score: 2


      I suggest you watch "Meet the Feebles".



      Already have. Many times, in fact. :-)
  7. $183M International by rosewood · · Score: 3, Informative
    Reuters says:
    Ticket sales for the new "Star Wars" movie were out of this world, racking up $183 million at box offices worldwide in the first four days of release. According to studio estimates issued on Sunday, "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones," grossed an estimated $116.3 million across the United States and Canada.
    1. Re:$183M International by rosewood · · Score: 2

      That is just painful - why do they have to wait so long? I deduce that asian markets are last due to piracy issues (although the logic is flawed - if I lived in Japan and could buy a screener on the street for a few yen and the movie wont be playing for a few more MONTHS then I would - however, if it were at the local DynaPlex then Id just go see it like I do here in the States)

      I do not get this crap about spider-man vs star wars. Can the two movies not co-exist? Can we not see both? If we liked Star Wars more then spider-man are we suposed to see it two times as much?

      Im sure spider-man and star wars will do fine internationally

  8. See it again. by techwolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found myself watching it the first time for "what happens next". I went again this weekend and enjoyed it WAY more because I watched what was happening. The subtle detail in each scene put a smile on my face more often than not.

    TheForce.net had a good thread running about "the little things" in the film.

    I think the repeat business will keep Clones going for a little bit.

    -techwolf

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  9. Only about 86 million when compared to Spider-Man by thaigan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Spider-Man did it in three days without a mid-night opening.

    Here's a snippet from hollywood.com: 20th Century Fox and Lucasfilm's PG rated franchise installment Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones exploded in first place with an ESTIMATED $86.15 million at 3,161 theaters ($27,254 per theater).

    After opening to $30,141,417 for Wednesday midnight screenings and Thursday, its four day cume is approximately $116.29 million. By comparison, Spider-Man's record setting opening was $114.8 million for a normal three day weekend (May 3-5).

    Star Wars' average per theater was the highest for any film playing this weekend.

    Directed by George Lucas, it stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen.

    "That's the third best three day regular weekend opening ever after Spider-Man's $114 million and $90 million for Harry Potter," Fox distribution president Bruce Snyder said Sunday morning.

    "It's the second fastest to $100 million. Of course, Spider-Man did it in three days and this is four. The previous record was Star Wars: Episode I in five days. It opened on a Wednesday (May 19, 1999). Its five day number was $105.659 million. So we've kind of blown past that in four days with $116.291 million on this one. It's just terrific and we're delighted."

    Looking back at Episode I -- The Phantom Menace, Snyder noted, "Its Wednesday, the opening day, was $28.5 million. That was the high water mark for the run. The next best day was $24.4 million on Saturday (of weekend one). In this case, we opened to $30.1 million, went to $25.2 million on Friday and Saturday looks like $32.25 million, so it's actually above the opening day and the opening day, remember, had the Midnight shows (from Wednesday) folded in. So this is really a spectacular performance."

    Phantom Menace wound up grossing $431.1 million in domestic theaters. Its worldwide total (domestic plus international) was $923 million. Asked about reports that Clones' Wednesday midnight shows had ticket sales of approximately $6 million, Snyder replied, "Something in that area. It depends on how they got folded into (the total for Thursday), but I think that's a fair estimate."

    Here's the breakdown of box office report

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  10. Re:Is this inflation-adjusted? by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    I agree completely. Raw dollar amounts mean nothing... what matters is how many seats out of the total available were filled, and how long the movie kept filling those seats for.

  11. Re:Why $$$? by necrognome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A film is a time sequence of images (not necessarily chronological) often intermixed with audio. "Impart[ing] human feelings via relationships and understanding" is neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition of filmmaking. It's also a muddled notion of aesthetics. Some aestheticians have remarked that, "Art expresses human emotions," but this is a theory of beauty and certainly debatable. Furthermore, some films--concept films mostly--lack both characters and plot, and this is by design.

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  12. Episode I by debrain · · Score: 2

    Could someone explain to me how it is possible that Episode I, which turned so many people off to Star Wars, grossed less than its successor? If you didn't see Episode I, what are the odds that you would see Episode II?

    I know that our theatre, in the interim, had a $2 hike in prices. I wonder if it is related to the monotonic increasing revenues.

    Anyone else find it odd that Episode II garnered more money than Episode I, though?

    1. Re:Episode I by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no, becasue Episode I was not that bad.

      arg...it was the begining of the entire saga, not a stand alone movie.....saying episode I was a bad movie is about a brilient as the folks who complained about the ending of Felloship of the rings.

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    2. Re:Episode I by chrisvr · · Score: 2

      Well, I think that everyone who saw Episode 1 also saw Episode II. I think the price hike is factored in so that shouldn't affect comparing revenues.

      I think it's the fact that Episode II was shown on regular and digital screens, so for that reason alone, people (well, fanboys) were more likely to see it twice. And although I don't agree, most people seem to think II was better than I, so thus were also more likely to see it twice.

    3. Re:Episode I by Znork · · Score: 2

      Actually, it was. It was bad enough to skip episode II completely. And Episode I wasnt bad because it was the first of a saga; the lack of advancing storyline could be forgiven; it was bad because it was a cross between CGI-grossout and slapstick comedy, the first which leaves you with a bored 'yeah yeah, been done before', the second which maybe is humourous to a fiveyearold but most have grown out of it.

      I've given up on Lucas. He showed promise with Episodes IV and V, but then he lost his creativity and touch. The best he could do for the series would be to leave it to someone with a vision.

    4. Re:Episode I by Grab · · Score: 2

      If it's the beginning of the saga, the rest of the saga has to be in place. Be assured that Lucas is making this shit up as he goes along and as CGI FX get cheaper. Since Lucas apparently crapped on the SW fiction writers bigstyle (I'm not into the books, but the word is that the films are way inconsistent with the books), then I'd hazard a guess that he doesn't much care about writing a consistent saga.

      Let's be honest here, the first film was never conceived as being the "fourth" film. It was only some time later that Lucas thought he could chisel some more money out by giving himself the room to do prequels.

      Grab.

    5. Re:Episode I by Grab · · Score: 2

      It didn't. Lucas added it about a year after the original release, when he saw it was a big success, everyone was raving about it, and he realised he could make pots of money out of it. The original didn't have that heading.

      Grab.

    6. Re:Episode I by Znork · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily. R2 and 3po have similarities with Jar Jar (and I found 3po fairly annoying from the beginning), but they didnt get the same focus. Maybe it was that the other characters were stronger in 4-6, or that Lucas didnt quite feel the same need to demo his New Cool Graphics, because they became more (bad) comic relief than pretty much 'main feature'.

      It is Lucas great fortune that technology wasnt up to making episodes 1-3 when he started out, because if he had made them in order, and if they had been as they are today, the story would have ended with episode I.

  13. Re:inflation by mshiltonj · · Score: 2

    They obviously aren't figuring inflation into this number. Wouldn't it be a little more accurate to list how many tickets were sold instead?

    The inflation-adjusted top movies of all time list for viewing pleasure...

    http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted/

  14. Re:How is Spider-Man better than Star Wars? by Malc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree with you about the acting. Lucas does a fabulous job with the technical details and CGI, but when it comes to acting, he seems completely clueless. Character development is poor, and his ability to draw on the skills of top actors and actresses is appalling.

    The romance was supposed to be one of the key parts of the story, yet the scenes were jarringly bad. The whole scene towards the end where Natalie Portman was sprawling stunned on the sand then suddenly got up was right out of (no offense intended): "Dummies Guide to Winning Penalties and Freekicks Using the Acting Skills of South American and Italian Footballers"

  15. Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by delphin42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I loved Episode 2, but there were a few things that seemed a little too familiar...

    Count Dooko's speech about "The Dark Lord" and his pleas of "Join me!" caused a little too much deja vu, since it has only been months since watching Lord of the Rings.

    The clone factory on Kamino where 'humans are no longer born, they're grown' seemed to be borrowed directly from the matrix.

    The gladiatorial style execution seemed to be inspired by another recent film. Besides that, the crab-like monster looked, sounded, and moved a lot like the aliens from Starship Troopers.

    Yoda, Anakin, and the other Jedi borrowed quite a few martial arts moves from the characters in the matrix. They didn't fight that way in Episode One.

    The cityscape of Corusant and the opening chase sequence was a little too reminiscent of the Fifth Element.

    Just a few things I noticed! Hopefully $116M is just the beginning. It may be too optimistic to hope that it unseats Titanic as the box office record holder, but one can hope...

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    1. Re:Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by tshoppa · · Score: 2
      there were a few things that seemed a little too familiar...

      You're forgetting that the original Star Wars was almost entirely a direct descendant of the sci-fi serials of the 30's and 40's, and that this time-worn format was executed with perfection in the original 3 Star Wars movies. IMHO the deviation from the simplistic good-guy/bad-guy/ cliffhanger mentality and more into "big screen blockbuster" mentality marks the decline of the Star Wars movies.

    2. Re:Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by mattbelcher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, yeah. Also, the original Star Wars movie borrowed from "The Hidden Fortress" by Akira Kurosawa, 1930s radio serials, and tv westerns. Art builds on the art that comes before it. Nothing is truly original.

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    3. Re:Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by tshoppa · · Score: 2
      arg...there is no bad guy/good guy in this becasue THEY DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BAD GUY YET.

      You mean that by Hollywood's design we've got to sit through six hours of pointless crap before the real stuff can start? Maybe that's inherit to doing a prequel, but I'd hope that someone in la-la land would stand up and point this out...

    4. Re:Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by Grab · · Score: 2

      And comparing Ep1 with the original? No fancy moves, no feet, no jumps, nothing.

      Jean-Luc Besson has _much_ better things to do with his time than read teen sci-fi books. Besson nicked it from Bladerunner and Asimov's Foundation series of books, but Besson was the first to get the image onto the screen.

      Grab.

    5. Re:Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by for(;;); · · Score: 2

      Not to descend into flame war, but I do think Lucas displayed greatness with "A New Hope" ("American Graffiti" is good but not great; the others vary from mediocre to shit). It's not a perfect film (although the dialogue gets a bad rap -- I think the overly-purple dialogue works in a space opera, and lord knows it's not as bad as many science fiction works), but I think it could be classified as great. ([Tangent] This is using Ebert's rule of thumb for film greatness: three great scenes, no bad scenes.) He couldn't keep it up the way truly great directors could (Ford, Hitchcock, Kurosawa, Scorcese), but he did have a bright flash of competence with ANH.

      > You forgot a great reference to a John Ford
      > film in "A New Hope" BTW. When Luke comes back
      > to the villa to find his home and his aunt and
      > uncle dead and burnt to a crisp it's right out
      > of "The Serchers"

      Nice! I need to watch that again.

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    6. Re:Lucas borrowing from other hit movies? by for(;;); · · Score: 2

      > His style is rather generic(other then the
      > super cheesy wipes,which I will admit are
      > sometimes fun)

      These are also a Kurosawa rip-off (Hidden Fortress, Seven Samurai, Rashomon). I still say ANH is a well-directed film, but I'm hair-splitting at this point.

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  16. Box Office by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2



    I can't fanthom why in this age people still hang around that "Box Office" thing ?

    I mean, 40 years ago, it didn't cost an arm and a leg to purchase a movie ticket, ahhh... those are the drive-ins day.

    Today, how much does it cost for a ticket to a first-run movie ? $10 ? $ 25 ? $ 40 ?????

    Who knows ?

    I mean, the "Box Office" figure should have been retired many years ago, since it really DOES NOT REFLECT HOW MANY PEOPLE GO TO SEE THE MOVIE !

    Let's say ...

    If the Box Office figure for Episode II is 5 times the amount for Jaws (back in the '70s), do you think Episode II attracts FIVE TIME MORE PEOPLE to see it, than Jaws back in the '70s ?

    I really hope that one day we will see the figure for "Box Office" in terms of HOW MANY PEOPLE PURCHASING THE TICKETS, instead of HOW MUCH $$$$.

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    1. Re:Box Office by thesolo · · Score: 2

      I really hope that one day we will see the figure for "Box Office" in terms of HOW MANY PEOPLE PURCHASING THE TICKETS, instead of HOW MUCH $$$$.

      Kindly turn off your caps lock, then point your browser at http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted/. It shows the adjusted all-time figures for ticket sales vs. prices at that time.

  17. Why Spidey Beat the Jedis by Dwiggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because Spiderman is pure and simple popular story-telling, while AOTC was full of histrionics and exposition, much of which would probably be useless and/or confusing if you hadn't seen all of the other films.

    I know this is going to sound strange, but as far as ease of digestion goes, it's almost as if AOTC is the art house gourmet movie and Spiderman is the summer popcorn movie.

    1. Re:Why Spidey Beat the Jedis by galaga79 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have hit the nail on the head, in some ways AOTC and Spiderman are two different beasts. Whilst I have yet to see Spiderman I imagine its a far more self-contained film in that you don't need to read the comics to understand the plot.

      AOTC on the otherhand exists to both compliment and set the backdrop for the classic Star Wars trilogy. Personally I enjoyed AOTC not in it's own right, but the back story it provided in terms of the origins of Storm Trooper, Boba Fett, the Empire etc. It was brilliant how it all came together in the last 30 minutes.

  18. new headline name suggested by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

    We all know about apple.slashdot.org or yro.slashdot.org . These are for sections that pertain for the articles. Have you ever thought about creating one called payed-for-by-mpaa.slashdot.org ??? That's what this place is turning out to be.

    1. Re:new headline name suggested by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected. I try not to make mistakes like that, but sometimes they slip through. I know I dont mispell ;-) the meanings of the word, "its."

  19. Re:inflation by jspey · · Score: 2

    The movie industry doesn't adjust for inflation on purpose. Not adjusting for inflation means that movies will keep bringing in more and more money, allowing studios to say that such-and-such a movie broke lots of box office records in all their ads.

    Mr. Spey

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  20. So who would win in a fight? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 2

    The contendors:

    Anakin Skywalker
    Strengths: Superfast reflexes, ability to move objects with the Force, ESP like reflexes, can jump really high.
    Has a lightsaber.

    Weaknesses:
    While he's suppose to be a Jedi, he's as celibate as a Catholic Priest at a nude alter boy convention. Also, tends to get angry, then say really bad lines.

    Spider-Man:
    Strengths: Superfast reflexes, really strong, ESP like reflexes, can jump really high. Able to climb walls and shoot web from his wrists.

    Weaknesses: Can't seem to make a decent business case, hangs around stupidly while people shoot "sleeping gas" into his face. Has a cute girl hot after his body, but can't seem to make the mind-penis connection and "go for the MJ".

    Personally, I think Spider-Man could win it, but only if he got "The Rage" when Anakin threatens MJ. Seeing how Anakin has his own love muffin to worry about (unless he decides he likes women who actually have a chest), I think that we'll see Anakin just barely eek out a win.

    Or, since Anakin is E-vile, Spider-Man should win, since Good always truimphs over Evil (just ask the folks who used to work for Enron.)

    1. Re:So who would win in a fight? by Drachemorder · · Score: 5, Funny
      Or, since Anakin is E-vile, Spider-Man should win, since Good always truimphs over Evil (just ask the folks who used to work for Enron.)

      No, Anakin wins BECAUSE he's evil. Don't you know that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb?

    2. Re:So who would win in a fight? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Look at the nickname. Stop stealing my damn line :)

      But speaking of which, when Dooku was saying about how his force powers are superior, I couldn't help but thinking, "I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

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  21. Very Impressive. by psycht · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have to note this: Spider-Man wa shown on more screens in their 3-day opening, than in Star Wars EP2 4-day opening. I think it was on 1500 more screens (if I remember correctly).

    Given that fact and good math skill, EP2 did outdo Spider-Man. Either way.. I've seen them both twice anyways.. they both rock.

    1. Re:Very Impressive. by Aexia · · Score: 2

      >>I think it was on 1500 more screens (if I remember correctly).

      You don't. It was only about 500 more and Spiderman *still* had a better per-screen average.

    2. Re:Very Impressive. by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 2

      bull-shiznit.

      ep2 includes fees from wed (yes, wed... the day where people who won tickets from a radio show like radio 104.1 and others) and thursday...

      two days more than what spidey had...

      the press releases are just trying to beef up star wars... less people saw it on any three out of the 5 days it opened this weekend.

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  22. Re:Why $$$? by ryszards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a lot to be said for using films as an escape and not taking much at all from them, purely using them as an escapist medium to escape reality.

    Star Wars is arguably to most succesful human escapist work ever created, empowering generations to live in a world they could hardly imagine.

    That its success is rated in dollars is purely a side effect of todays money biased society.

    Who cares about the money and who cares if the film doesn't impart human feelings. If you enjoy it, that's all that matters. A movie isn't _supposed_ to _do_ anything, it's the viewer that interprets things, not the film forcing anything on you.

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  23. Home viewership skews such calculations by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, you can't really use the tally of numbers of tickets sold comparing pre-1950 movies to post-1950 movies.

    With the advent of television on a wide scale in the late 1940's and the advent of home video playback in the late 1970's, that tends to really skew the issue of movie viewership drastically.

    Remember, up until around 1950 the movie theater was the primary form of visual entertainment; that of course meant huge numbers of tickets sold for movies like Gone with the Wind and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Today, television and home video playback tends to create a huge audience for movies outside of movie theaters, so we have to contend with the issue of people seeing the movie well after its theatrical first run on DVD/VHS, pay-per-view channels and premium cable channels.

    1. Re:Home viewership skews such calculations by ameoba · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that, in recent years, the price of movie tickets has been going up faster than the rate of inflation.

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  24. International Release dates by galaga79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Regardless of which one is deemed the "better" film of two, one thing I do like about Attack of the Clones is that its release date of May 16 was pretty much synchronised throughout the world. Living in Australia it can be quite frustrating to read about all these great films currently showing in America and having to wait a month or two till it starts showing here. Spiderman is an example, you people in the US have been able to see it since early May but those of us in Australia have to wait till June.

    Out of curiousity does anyone know what factors determine whether a film gets a synchronised global release or not?

    1. Re:International Release dates by complex · · Score: 2

      i read somewhere that this was a decision by lucas in an attempt to thwart piracy. obviously, that leaked cam divx of atoc came out, but i think it will work. a large part of the piracy in southeast asian countries is due simply to the fact that they have no other way to see current u.s. theatrical releases, releases that they see advertisements for on satellite tv and through other channels.

  25. Celebrity Deathmatch by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2

    Natalie versus Kirsten - who will win?

  26. These statistics seem meaningless... by linuxrunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First of all, when I'm told a movie grossed the most $$$ ever, I cringe.
    These stats are great for me knowing that yes, Spiderman sold more tickets than Star Wars at the box office this year... But don't tell me it's the best selling movie ever. It's probably not!

    I mean, look at how much it costs to buy a ticket today.. What, $8.50 round about?

    So what you're telling me that year after year, with inflation, there will always be a bigger and better blockbuster according to gross sales?
    Why has no one EVER ajusted for inflation? For all I know the best and most watched movie way Ben Hur... hehe....

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    1. Re:These statistics seem meaningless... by ciurana · · Score: 3, Informative

      Adjusted for inflation, the best selling movie ever was Gone With The Wind, with Star Wars being a close second. I think Ben-Hur is among the top ten.

      Cheers!

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    2. Re:These statistics seem meaningless... by oopy_-_ · · Score: 5, Informative
      Someone in fact has done this math:

      Top 100 Ever Adjusted

      The list makes a lot more sense with this math, though Titanic still gets ranked too highly. Unfortunately, this is only adjusted with the Consumer Price Index. I think someone should adjust for population growth as well.

    3. Re:These statistics seem meaningless... by acroyear · · Score: 2
      I don't see population growth as being that big a deal, since in spite of the world's increase from 3 to 5.5 billion since 1970, the united states has only gone from 210million to 270million, or numbers close to that effect. certainly not the near doubling effect the rest of the world (or at least, the third world) has seen.

      What does make a difference in america though is the continual growth of the educated middle class, and/or the general growing affluence of even the lower classes, either in the cities or in the country.

      More people can afford to go to movies more often, in spite of the increasing prices.

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  27. Something to think about by ciurana · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was watching CNN Headline News on Saturday morning when they interviewed the film critic for Entertainment Tonight. My attitude toward the $115 million box office mark is the same as his answer to the AOTC vs. Spider-Man question: Why should I care? I'm not getting a piece of the action.

    The important thing is that, for the $9 I paid for my ticket, I got a comfortable seat and an a magical experience watching the film. I thought both movies were very entertaining and already watched Spider-Man twice. I'm going to watch AOTC again because I want to see the digital version (go Yoda!). Now, I couldn't care less about which movie made the more $$$ because I'm not among the people whose net worth was increased by the box office take.

    Discussing this box office take rivalry is like arguing who is the coolest millionaire, Ellison or Gates? I don't really care. All I care is how their products perform and how they affect my business.

    Cheers!

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  28. This whole thing is wildly inaccurate... by graphicartist82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mod Me down if you must, but ...

    This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors,ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane... :)

    but seriously, this whole "box office" rating thing is pointless.. the #1 box office movie should be rated on # of ticket sales, not # of $$$..

    By the current rating standard, a movie with 2x the ticket price only has to sell half as many tickets to be rated as high as the inverse...

    I'm not by any means saying that ATOC shouldn't be up there with the greats, but don't base your facts & reports on something variable (such as ticket prices... or even dynamic IP's) :)

    ok, i'm done now *steps off soap box*

  29. Could have used a better name... by mupa · · Score: 2, Funny

    The majority of the plot development really didn't have anything to do with the 'Attack of the Clones". I think that "Anakin gets his groove on" would have been a more appropriate title.

  30. Re:How is Spider-Man better than Star Wars? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    At least star wars didn't have the oft repeated line "with great power comes great responsibility" :) But Star Wars did have a laughable love story...so I guess they're about even.

    Keep in mind the first time that phrase was ever uttered was in a spider-man comic. And how is it worse then any of the idiotic cliches in SW? "He's not taking the hint?". Or just plain idiocy "I'm beside myself!"

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  31. Clones v Spiderman -- the long run by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2

    I have had people tell me that comparing AOTC to Spiderman is like comparing apples to oranges, but I beg to differ. I think that AOTC is a more durable film, in other words, you can go see it time again and it gets better as opposed to worse or indifferent. Spiderman is pretty nifty, but I think it will flop down there with the first Batman in that it won't stand the test of time. My kids will be pining for (the non-existent) 7 through 9 episodes based on the coolness of these three episodes and the mega coolness of the first three. They will not be pining to see Spiderman 7: Spidey vs the Hulk.

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  32. I mean not before spider man came out by petree · · Score: 2

    I know you think you so cool cause you can refer back to some discussion you didn't take part in.

    Except that was after the fact that the numbers were in for spiderman. It's really easy to make that sort of predicition when spiderman reported the most sucessful opening weekened ever. I doesn't suprise me that some thought of this a week ago, but what about a month ago.

    1. Re:I mean not before spider man came out by NerdSlayer · · Score: 2

      I know you think you so cool cause you can refer back to some discussion you didn't take part in.

      Ouch. You're mean.

      Except that was after the fact that the numbers were in for spiderman. It's really easy to make that sort of predicition when spiderman reported the most sucessful opening weekened ever. I doesn't suprise me that some thought of this a week ago, but what about a month ago.

      Well, personally, I can recall alot of my friends being disatisfied with the episode 1, and most of the early reviews of episode 2 were mixed as well. They seemed to indicate that episode 2 was "better" but not great.

      Also, in the end, how many years of hiatus was there between episode 6 and episode 1? I think there was a LOT more buzz the first time around.

      Finally, Lucas' insistance on "digital only" screens had me worried, though he did cave in the end.

  33. Star Wars vs. the competition by quark2universe · · Score: 2

    It's interesting that when Episode I came out around the same time as the Matrix, the consensus was that the Matrix was the better movie. This time around it's Spider man and the winner is... not Star Wars.

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  34. Per Theater avg: by holysin · · Score: 2, Informative

    for the WEEKEND (not the first day in star wars ep 2's case)
    it was shown in 3,161 theaters, for an avg of $27,254 PT.

    For opening weekend of spiderman:
    3,615 $31,769 (yes, the difference in theaters was 454.... screens might have been 1500 but theaters wasn't THAT different it seems)

    all numbers from www.the-numbers.com

    1. Re:Per Theater avg: by Sancho · · Score: 2

      Depends on their designation of "theater." It could be that they mean "screens" or it could be that they mean "housing for multiple screens." I had heard that 1500 figure before, however....

      I was pretty shocked. At our local multiplex, Spiderman was on 4 screens when Ep 2 opened--on only 3 screens.

  35. Waiting for video by mjh · · Score: 2

    Just like Vladimir and Estragon, I will be waiting (for what I'm sure seems an eternity) for the video/dvd representation of this film. Why? Because I finally saw spider-man. And if AotC is not as good as spider-man, then AotC is not worth my money.

    I was really quite disappointed with spider-man. The dialogue was really bad. The FX were fun and the premise was great, but the dialogue was so contrived as to make it impossible for me to suspend my disbelief and enjoy the good parts of the movie. Which is too bad, because for once, this was a movie that didn't lack in story. It lacked in execution. It could have been a really good movie, and after having read the reviews provided here, I expected a pretty good movie. But what I got was ho-hum and it left me really disappointed.

    So if THAT is the standard which AotC fails to achieve, then I think I'll wait for it to be released in a form in which I can watch it for only $4 and if I wish to watch it again, I can (until I have to return it to the vid store).

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  36. My Star Wars Strategy: by laserjet · · Score: 2

    My Star Wars strategy is along the lines of the quote:

    "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me."

    Yes, I will probably get flamed for saying this, but Episode 1 was a piss poor movie. Without the effects it would have been nothing except a cheap setup to explain Episode 2.

    So, George Lucas has lost my trust. Movies are getting more and more expensive (2 people = $8 tickets x 2, popcorn = $4, 2 drinks = $7, candy = $4 = 16 + 4 + 7 + 4 = $31 just for the movie experience).

    SO what I did this time around was to download a copy of the movie in VideoCD format off IRC. I watched it last night.

    Many will say, "How can you spoil such a great movie by watching it off a burned CD?"

    And they have a point - but I will not be fooled again. I have chosen to review the movie first, then if I deem it worthy, I will go see it. While one might think this would spoil the movie, it really doesn't. Divx/VideoCD is poor enough in quality that there is still plenty to catch the second time around, not to mention the much better audio in the theater.

    So, will I go see it in the theater? Proably yes. It was much better than the first. But shame on George Lucas for hyping the first one so much and cashing in on it because it was the first new Star Wars movie in a long time.

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    1. Re:My Star Wars Strategy: by nido · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Movies are getting more and more expensive (2 people = $8 tickets x 2, popcorn = $4, 2 drinks = $7, candy = $4 = 16 + 4 + 7 + 4 = $31 just for the movie experience).<<

      Simple solution: don't buy the popcorn, drinks or candy, and you've saved yourself $15. Have dinner before you head out to the theater, and not only will you not be hungry for popcorn, but you could have eaten something healthier to boot.

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    2. Re:My Star Wars Strategy: by laserjet · · Score: 2

      tell this to my wife, though! i don't want all this crap either.

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    3. Re:My Star Wars Strategy: by big_cat79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Movies are getting more and more expensive (2 people = $8 tickets x 2, popcorn = $4, 2 drinks = $7, candy = $4 = 16 + 4 + 7 + 4 = $31 just for the movie experience).

      Yes, I'll agree going to the movies is getting more expensive. But it pales miserably in comparison to attending pro sports events. According to this article on Motley Fool, it costs about $150 for a family of four to attend a baseball game (and baseball is the cheapest of the four major sports to attend). If I wanted to take my dad and 2 brothers to a Redskins game (admittly the priciest of all NFL teams), it would cost me $442.54. For my money, I'd get four average tickets, 4 small drinks, 2 small beers, 4 hotdogs, 2 programs, parking, and 2 hats. Compared to the price of a sports event, watching a flick is a bargin. No weather to worry about, you don't have to go to a major city to see one, and you can pick anytime you want to go pretty much. And, if you want to save a couple bucks, there are always the matinees. Is going to the movies getting more expensive? Definitely. But for 3 hours of entertainment, much easier on my wallet than to catch a game.

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  37. Re:WTF is Taco smoking? by joshsisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first half of Spiderman is a redundant piece of shit to anyone who read the comic

    So you think they should limit the movie's audience to only those who read the comic? Sounds like a good business strategy.

    I mean, LOTR was pretty redundant, if you look at it that way. And something tells me I already know what's gonna happen in the next two in the series as well...

  38. 4th & 5th episodes dull as can be by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Lucas gives you no incentive to indentify with any of the characters, as in the first trilogy. It just becomes CG action scenes, that itself no spur for actors to act well.

    1. Re:4th & 5th episodes dull as can be by gamgee5273 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Umm...you mean the first and second episodes, lad. Fourth was ANH, fifth was ESB.

      Spoilers ahead, folks:

      Now, I don't know about you, but I identify with Anakin: his mother dies in his arms and he massacres men, women and children in the Tusken Raider settlement for revenge. The boy is conflicted and in massive pain. Add that to Obi-wan dismissing Anakin's dreams of his mother ("Dreams pass in time") and you have a very upset, very powerful individual. I suspect, once all is said and done, we will actually understand why Anakin would turn...we might even be sympathetic.

  39. Re:Something to think about (OT) by Ezubaric · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Discussing this box office take rivalry is like
    > arguing who is the coolest millionaire, Ellison or
    > Gates? I don't really care. All I care is how their
    > products perform and how they affect my business.

    Frankly, neither of them is very cool (pure evil and whatnot). My vote has to go for Mr. Buffet. You've got to respect a man who:

    1. never got caught up in the tech buying spree
    2. was eating a Dilly Bar one day and said, "Damn, this is good. I'm going to buy Dairy Queen."
    3. only uses his computer for playing games (bridge) and slapping Bill Gates around (at bridge)

    If Warren had a console out, it would cost $1,000, have the best games possible, and come with ice cream. He wouldn't lower the price (like his stock price) because it would actually be worth a grand.

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  40. I'm just reminded what Green Goblin tells Spidey.. by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With regards to the SW vs. Spider-Man, I'm reminded about what the Green Goblin tells Spidey in the movie. He basically tells him that it is no use being the good guy because everyone will try and tear you down anyway. People like building someone up and then tearing them down.

    The new SW movies are evidence of that. Far too many of the "fans" are just out there to tear down SW with any nitpick they can come up with and build up a new "hero". Sure there are many problems with the new SW films. But there are many problems with the old ones as well (whiney Luke, bad dialog, etc).

    I think people are too quick to tear down SW. It is a movie, not a religion. And it is a film for everyone, not just geeks. I think the general public likes the new SW films more than the hardcore geeks like to admit. I showed the Phantom Menace to my mother-in-law on Friday and she loved it. So much that our whole family saw AOTC on Sunday. The exit polls show people rating AOTC as a A-. I bet the minus comes from SW "fans".

    In fact, the hardcore SW fans are hurting SW more than anything. By dressing up and standing in line and such they are threatening to reduce SW to simple geekdom (see Star Trek). Normal people generally avoid geekdom, and I bet alot of people are turned off on SW just because of the so-called-fans.

    My final rant is that if Lucas was in it SOLELY for the money he would have made 10 SW films by now and 7 of them would be cheap crappy films (see Star Trek). Also he would have shown them on as many screens as possible instead of limiting them to the ones with digital sound.
    Sure he likes a profit as much as anyone, but he is also SW's biggest and best fan.

    Meanwhile, I'm waiting to see how much the Slashdot crowd turns on Spider-Man 2 and the Matrix Reloaded.

    Brian Ellenberger

  41. Support the MPAA by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

    Just try to picture Jack Valenti rolling around naked in all those millions. That mental image has kept me out of theatres for over a year now.

    Although it did almost put me head-first into the toilet a few times....

  42. Sneaky... by cafebabe · · Score: 2

    I went to see Spider-Man this weekend and, after I sat down, saw that my ticket said Attack of the Clones. I asked a couple of people around me and they said the same thing. I wonder if that was just a ticket seller who didn't know what she was doing or intentional to inflate the amount of money Star Wars took in, at my theater at least. Wonder if they got some kind of bonus for Star Wars ticket sales or another incentive.

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  43. I have noticed 2 types of people on /. by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2

    those who are true fans of the Star Wars Saga an Mythology, anbd those who want quick fix entertainment.

    E1 and E2 are not good movies if all you are doing is judging them on their merrits as stand alone films, but as small parts of a HUGE saga, they are perfect.

    when all is said and done, watch all 6 movies in one sitting, then judge the entire Saga as you would a single spiderman film..then tell me which is better.

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  44. At Seattle Cinerama, not digitally projected... by ZhangFei · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a small note to warn fellow Slashdotters in Seattle. I had the disappointing experience of getting up at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday to catch the 8:00 digital showing of Episode II downtown at the Cinerama, only to find that it wasn't digital. Funny, because it's on the list. Don't waste your money on this theatre expecting digital. (Sad that we don't have any other digital theatres here.)

    Cheers!

  45. Re:Only about 86 million when compared to Spider-M by Rupert · · Score: 2

    Directed by George Lucas, it stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen.

    You don't say. I bet no-one here knew that.

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  46. Re:Two cents worth, please by chrisvr · · Score: 2

    Episode II (as your oh so well worded defense above shows) was a movie that was directed solely towards the fanboy base.

    Why is there no villain? Because "Palpatine is hatching a plan". Well, big whoop. That's essential to the overall arc of the saga but weakens the storyline of this one because there is no payoff in this movie. It's all positioning and conniving that ultimately fits into its place in the big puzzle but, as a standalone effort, makes this movie seems directionless.

    Why does Anakin fall in love with and marry Padme? Because (as you say so coherently above) it's "VERY VERY importent to the entire saga....how else is Luke and Leia supose to be born?" Again, the love story is a plot point that makes the saga makes sense, but as a one off event, makes no sense whatsoever. Fine, Anakin still has a schoolboy crush on Padme, I'll buy that. But why the hell does she fall in love with him? Seriously, give me one good reason any mature, self respecting woman would be attracted to this dolt. He's a whiny, brooding child whose favorite phrase is "It's not fair." There is absolutely no chemistry between these two characters. I watched a bit of Empire Strikes Back this weekend- and THERE is some chemistry. Han and Leia are a joy to watch... none of that is evident in Anakin and Padme's relationship. It happens because it has to. The end. Again, it makes for a good saga but a lousy movie.

    I think Episode III is going to kick ass simply because there is absolutely no way it can't. Every single detail of the plot has been set up, so no wasting time on trying to make it make sense. We know where it's going, so the suprise is not going to be what happens, but how it happens. If there is a shred of writing talent on Lucas's team, they can't screw it up.

    Whether this is a multi-movie plot or not, a good writer could have made every individual episode stand alone as its own separate drama, and not leave its fanboys having to defend it (as you do) by saying "well of course it's no good by itself... it only makes sense as part of a multi-movie plot." Ok, yeah, whatever.

  47. Movie theatre popcorn by Rupert · · Score: 2

    Why do people buy it? Particularly at those prices?

    Disclaimer: my wife and I spent $120 on dinner before going to see AotC, so popcorn would have been a little excessive. But the Copper River King Salmon was excellent.

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  48. Re:Attack Of The Clones.. by quigonn · · Score: 2

    I wondered even more when I went to the local cinema on May 17th, and only 20 people watching the movie! I already experienced this with Episode I. Maybe all the people are so pessimistic. "Oh, I'm sure, it's sold out, so let's go in a few days".

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  49. Re:inflation by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    What I'd like to see is a percentage of seats filled. Say a movie fills all of its 10,000 seats, I'd say it does better than another movie filling 12,000 of its 20,000 seats.

  50. Lucas borrowing from Star Wars by mcc · · Score: 2

    Mm.. i partially agree and partially disagree. [NOTE: SMALL SPOILERS AHEAD]

    The cloning facility.. while it did stylistically look a bit like the Matrix, this wasn't really that avoidable. The way the later books described "cloning cylenders" kind of would make it difficult to do anything that didn't kind of look matrix-ish. And you simply couldn't have come up with a realistic plot for episode 2 that didn't introduce clones being grown in a lab. But then again, the books implied that the clones were grown in the cylenders up until the point of being adults, and then some kind of memory transfer took place-- which would have meant that the image of exclusively fetuses in the clone-growing room was maybe taken from the Matrix. But perhaps this was a practice that didn't arise until the later years of the close wars; or perhaps i misread the books. I'm not sure.

    As for "the gladiatorial style execution".. Well, to be honest, you know what that reminded me of? Think about it.. desert planet, jedi and friends are chained up and about to be executed by being eaten by a huge monster in a pit while hundreds of locals watch.. personally, this reminds me more of the beginning of The Return of the Jedi than anything. As such, maybe this was just one of the stylistic nods to the later Star Wars movies-- the tracking device on fett's ship, the image of obi-wan's ship clinging to the side of an asteroid while fett wanders off oblivious, Anakin's hand trapped under a plate of metal while pieces of a battle droid are slapped in place around him-- that pervaded the movie. But then again, all of the visual references that i noticed to specific events in later movies (I mean, as opposed to stormtrooper armor and such) referred to The Empire Strikes Back, and not either of the other two in the trilogy, so maybe this isn't good analisis.

    As for the car chase scene.. yeah, i have to admit this was a little bit sketchy, if only for the moments where we get to see anakin plunge down the controls and swerve vertically through multiple lanes of traffic. That one moment, i'm pretty sure everyone in the theatre was thinking of The Fifth Element. And christopher lee, while he did a really great job, probably should not have been given that role in the interest of avoiding echoing LoTR. (You could have joined me, Obi-Wan.. but instead, you have chosen the way of.. PAIN!!!)

    I don't know enough about martial arts to comment on the fight scenes :)

  51. Box office is a poor metric. by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    For obvious reasons, counting the amount of money a movie makes is pointless -- a movie that makes $200 million today might have been seen by fewer people than a movie that came out 50 years ago and made $50 million, because ticket prices were so much lower then. So a better metric would be to count the number of tickets sold.

    Oops! There's still a problem: There are more people and more theaters than there used to be! So simply by virtue of that fact, a movie might be seen by more people today than 50 years ago, even if the old movie is, by all other accounts, "better". Another alternative -- to count the number of people who saw movies versus the number of people who experienced other forms of entertainment -- is infeasible because counting that many people is impossible to do accurately.

    Probably counting the number of tickets sold, versus the total population (taken from gubmint estimates) is probably the best metric.

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  52. Re:inflation by zzyzx · · Score: 2

    That's not fair either because there are things like tv and video games that weren't competition for the movies in the 30's. I don't think there can be just one metric.

  53. (in the digital theater) just like tron by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

    i saw the movie 2x, the second time in a digital theater. all of the cg looked a lot better, it wasn't as dark and there was less artifacting. action sequences looked a lot better. it was wierd to not have flicker.

    that being said, the movie suffered from what i call the "tron" effect. all of the live actors seemed to pop out ontop of the computer generated backgrounds or objects (look at people when they sat in chairs or interacted with other CG objects)

    It wasn't super annoying, but at that point i think lucas would have been better off just doing CG humans. maybe he will for his next set of movies.

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    1. Re:(in the digital theater) just like tron by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Did anyone besides me notice that some of the clone troopers looked like they were CG characters? I'm not talking the lage group/wide angle shots. I'm talking like the guy at Yoda's side in the command center during the battle.

      That said, I love the movie. I'm going back again.

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    2. Re:(in the digital theater) just like tron by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but that's what made it believable. The fact that they can move like normal humans in such bulky armor makes it seem unreal

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  54. I don't think that's the whole story... by koganuts · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to CNN, "[In Quebec, Canada,] Fox is believed to be demanding 70 percent of box office receipts for the first three weeks and insisting that 'Attack of the Clones' stay in the biggest hall for 12 weeks. The studio-theater revenue split is more commonly 70-30 in favor of the studio for only the first week, dropping to 60-40 the second week, 50-50 the third week and 40-60 by the fourth week." That's why most of Quebec's independent theater owners refused to book AotC in their theaters. If Fox's demands were similar here in the States, it may also explain why fewer theaters are showing it vs. Spider-Man... regardless of how Fox tries to spin (no pun intended) the numbers in their favor.

  55. Are you wet yet? by gelfling · · Score: 2

    George Lucas could've put a Rhino turd on the screen and the dimbots would still have waited in line for 8 months to get the first ticket.

    Face it. Some things are like drugs for people too timid to take drugs. For people like that we have Star Wars.

  56. The Microeconomics of AotC by gdyas · · Score: 2

    Sometimes it's nice to get an idea of what's actually happening at average theaters and get away from the press-released sales figures.

    I was AotC on Thursday night, & went & saw About a Boy on Sunday afternoon at a different theater. At both places, I asked the manager about AotC sales.

    On Thursday, opening day, the manager for the popular 10-plex I went to said he had it on 2 screens and that it was selling OK, but not selling out at all, each showing at about 80% of capacity. In his words "good, but not earth-shattering". This, and only about 30 people were in line for the midnight opening show, with the theater ending up about 1/3 full.

    At the 12-plex I was at on Sunday I was able to ask the manager what he thought of AotC's sales over the long opening weekend, and he said that it'd done well, but not great. He hadn't had an opening midnight show. It was continuing apace, but he said him and his division manager were generally not impressed with the sales.

    So, at least where I asked, Lucas doesn't necessarily have the lustre he used to. In my own opinion, I think it's kind of ridiculous for Lucasfilm to compare AotC to Spider-man. I'd think that in a properly made Star Wars film there should be no comparison. No matter what you think of PM and AotC, the worst thing is that Star Wars is now just another stable pony in the movie race. Due mostly to PM, normal people really just aren't as excited or interested anymore about Star Wars.

    As for as the film goes, I felt like I had to pay in two ways - first by shucking my bucks for the ticket, then sitting through an hour of laconic, truly horrendous dialogue and stilted acting before the lush CGI payoff. There used to be good dialogue - where's the "I know" from AotC? Who's quoting Count Dooku? Nobody, because all the lines were shit. And I never, ever want to watch Hayden Christensen masturbate again.

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  57. Re:How is Spider-Man better than Star Wars? by Moonshadow · · Score: 2

    The dialog in SW was some of the worst I've been subjected to. Ever. I've heard Ep II described as "a porno without the sex".

    Yeah, that's about right.

  58. Re:I'm just reminded what Green Goblin tells Spide by neurojab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >(whiney Luke, bad dialog, etc).

    Bad dialogue? I think the dialogue from the "holy trilogy" is filled with gems. "Never tell me the odds", "I love you, I know", "sorry about the mess", and so forth.

    But yes, that kid sure is a whiner.

  59. Re:Two cents worth, please by blankmange · · Score: 2

    Just wanted to thank and acknowledge your response to "the_2nd_coming", above -- your statement made my response moot. It is a shame that devotion to the whole saga would make someone blind to the single movie being dreadful...

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  60. Re:Two cents worth, please by chrisvr · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I just don't get it when people are so blindly devoted to the Star Wars franchise that they can't see the problems with it. And people who must resort to nasty name calling when they encounter people who disagree with them, well, I just don't understand those folks. If you've got a coherent position, state it and respect that some may agree, some may not. I'm a fan but as with any part of my life, I take an objective stance and

    I went into the movie on Thursday intending to like it. Wanting to like it. And I'm sad (as I was after TPM) that I can't like it (although I can thankfully like parts of it, like the jedi battle and Yoda going all mofo.)

    Ah well, as I said, I am totally looking forward to Episode III.

  61. Re:I completly Agree by crucini · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Those who view it as inferior to the first trilogy are looking at Those three throught the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia.

    I seriously considered that possibility. Then I downloaded the script of Star Wars (aka "the first movie") and read it through. My reading confirmed my impression that it is far superior to AOTC. A few differences:
    • Qi-Gong jumping out the window to grab a flying vehicle immediately set
      the tone of a very unrealistic movie in which the heroes would perform superhuman feats. And sure enough, the characters go through a lot of stuff that would surely have killed or maimed them, like jumping out of an aircraft in flight. In Star Wars, I think the closest thing is Luke and Leia swinging across the shaft. That was risky but believable.
    • Anakin is just too moody, unstable and immature to be trusted with any independent assignment, let alone guarding a crucial politician. I wouldn't let this guy wash my car - it would probably end up in Tijuana. This lessens both the credibility of the movie and the ability to connect with the character. Luke had the same traits to a lesser degree, but he was not deliberately entrusted with much responsibility.
    • Darth Vader was one of the best villains in any movie. The subsequent Star Wars movies have failed to come up with anyone nearly as impressive.
    • Star Wars is the story of a young guy from a boring hick town, a strange old desert rat with a zen-like calm, and a cocky smuggler who inadvertently take on the Death Star. AOTC is about a group of powerful, privileged and respected people who ward off a possible challenge to their privileged position.

    I could write a lot more, but I think the movies are deeply different. Certainly there are some aspects that remain the same, and to that extent your remark about rose-colored glasses could be true. But on the whole, AOTC is a very inferior movie.
  62. episode 2 disappointing (spoilers) by Surt · · Score: 2

    Bleah, went to see it last night, and I was completely disappointed.

    CGI: not that impressive. i'm really pretty unable to name a specific scene that will lose out when converted to pan & scan. why see this movie in the theater?

    Jar-Jar: around just enough to really set you on edge, but doesn't die so you don't know what scene he's going to pop up in next.

    Action yoda: loses! So now we're left hoping to see him win a fight in ep 3, but i'm guessing we'll be left yearning to see him win a fight even after 3. Also, it was disappointingly obvious that yoda wasn't real since he at no point physically interacts with dokuu.

    Dokuu: should have been a completely earnest good guy. Imagine how much better a place the storyline would be in right now if everything else had been left the same, but dokuu was earnestly good, and killed by yoda (personally or by his forces, or better yet by anakin).

    Jedi sword fights: nothing comparable to ep1. Nothing really exciting. Decent battle with jango fett ends undecided, later jango is completely unable to do anything vs windu. Too obvious intent to have boba clone grow up to kill windu. Sadly, boba is the best actor in the whole movie.

    Acting: awful all around except for kenobi, who was decently portrayed, and boba, who does a really pretty good job of being the kid of a bounty hunter. This kid could have said yahoo in ep 1 and made us believe it.

    Love story development: just awful and unbelievable.

    I'm sad to say, but i'm guessing that in the months ahead, people will ultimately wind up ranking this the lowest of the 5 movies.

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  63. SPOILER by ocbwilg · · Score: 2

    But I think I've got Clones nailed down into a single comment..."Attack of the Clones is Pearl Harbor in Space". Both have lame love stories and bad acting, and in the end...everything goes boom!

    Can someone please explain to me why they called it attack of the clones? It implies that the clone army is being raised to attack the republic when in actuality it was used to defend it. The clones didn't attack anything. It's really more like "Defense of the Clones" or something. Or "Yoda and an Army of Clones Saves Mace Windu's Ass."

  64. Do you smoke crack? by Fooknut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To sum up my comment, it seems almost like complaining about star wars is fashionable lately, and I hate it.

    Frankly Episode II wasn't the best movie I've seen or even the best Star Wars movie i've seen, but it did not suck.

    I think it's stupid to expect perfection in Star Wars. The originals weren't perfect, and the new movies won't be either, but perfect or not, they are still better than most of the movies coming out these days. Lucas is locked into the story no matter what does. He must follow the storyline because these movies already have prequels and sequels. IMHO this is something to take into account when critizing the movie.

    Complaints about Jar-Jar and CGI are pathetic excuses. These are complaints merely for the sake of complaining. ILM's effects are still some of the best in the industry, and Jar-Jar was so small of a part that I can't believe anyone would focus on that rather than focusing on the myriad of other *GOOD* things.

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    1. Re:Do you smoke crack? by Surt · · Score: 2

      I think the most telling thing in your response is that it lacks a single positive point in favor of the movie, other than Jar-Jar being a very small part this time around.

      I don't expect perfection from star wars. I hoped for an enjoyable moviegoing experience, though. Frankly, it was a bad movie. It continued and detailed the fall of the republic story line, and that was the only rewarding part for me, really. Sadly, I felt they missed a huge obvious opportunity to tell a better version of the story.

      I don't doubt ILMs effects capabilities. I don't, however, think they lived up to their potential in this movie. Sadly, having recently seen ep 4,5,6 the spaceships look better in those movies. The CGI just isn't up to model quality in this movie, and it certainly could be. They probably wasted too much of their graphics horsepower animating the landing pads.

      Even more sadly, while the CGI wasn't as good as it could have been, it was the only thing making the movie tolerable for me. I wouldn't say that this movie sucked, but it was pretty painful to watch a good portion of the movie, and could have been probably more than an hour shorter without losing any of the decent parts.

      The originals weren't perfect. But they were better than this movie. I still feel confident that in a year when the newness has worn off, most people will rank this one as the worst of the 5 movies.

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  65. So why was it called Attack of the Clones? (Spoil. by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    Since the clones really only came to the rescue. I would usually consider an "attack" when someone does a preemptive strike-

    Oh wait, Lucas was talking about Hayden Christenssen's acting!

    Anakin: "Obi-wan... is... holding me #$#*@!"
    Grip: "Oh no! The Hayden-bot is malfunctioning! Everybody... run!!!"

    Spoilers and general insights
    * The Yoda fight was cool.
    * Jango being able to kill Jedi easily and then not was lame.
    * When Boba picked up his father's helmet, Jango's head should have popped out.
    * When lil' Boba and Jango were flying around was anyone else thinking of Bruce Spence in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? ("Their ain't no Mara-Mara Land!")
    * R2 having jets was stupid.
    * Killing Tuskin Radiers, vicious nomadic peoples who just pillage and steal, doesn't seem to be that big of a "sin".
    * How many outfits did Amadala take with her? "We are refugees... refugees with a full wardrobe!!!" She must have changed outfits forty times.
    * Christopher Lee kicks ass. But the problem was that he made no appearance until the last 45 minutes. Also it just makes Darth Maul even that more lame: a minor character who should have either hung around or should have just been replaced with Darth Tyrannus in the first place. Scaramanga!!!
    * When was Obi-wan just all about explaining the plot? "Let me go here so I can explain this and then make useless dialogue to explain the plot"

    Final Verdict: I guess the background story to a good story isn't necessarily good nor interesting.

    I was watching the latest Kurosawa documentary DVD (BTW: it kicks ass) and he says at the very beginning that he always hated expository dialogue and always tried to avoid it. He actually tries to view scenes as silent movies and see how they would work and then add any necessary dialogue. Lucas, who paid homage to Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress, now seems sidetracked with his own Hero Mythos crappola egoism and has forgotten the teachings of a true master.

    Of course without Lucas's (and FF Coppola's) help, Kagamusha and Ran would have never been made. For that reason I can never hate Lucas. Although he may be hit and miss, he seems to recognize true genius.

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  66. Re:Two cents worth, please by Sinistar2k · · Score: 2

    I had a lot of problems with EP2, and, as is the usual disclaimer, I'm a long-time fan. Saw ANH when I was four, still have a good chunk of my toys from childhood (and buy new ones when they come out), and even instituted "Star Wars T-Shirt Friday" where I work (and am the only participant).

    So, my fan credentials are squarely on the table.

    Having said that, EP2 was a pile of crap. Story-wise, it was great, really. It was complex, it opened just as many doors as it closed, and it gave us more peeks into the future that was solidified in episodes 4-6. But the execution of that story, the telling of it, the directing of it, well, sucked balls.

    In a review I had written for some coworkers, I stated that Anakin had all the charm and personality of a date rapist. That might have been a bit strong, but it isn't totally without merit. Anakin had essentially been fantasizing about Amidala for 10 years by the time they were reunited, so his level of obsession was pretty deep. He was going to do whatever it took to win her over, but his way of doing it is just damn creepy - questioning her authority, saying he's been dreaming of her, launching into speeches about his burning desire for her. The only genuine thing he does is protect her, but it comes across as just a calculated means to an end of getting into her pants. This makes sense - he's obsessed, he's arrogant, and he feels there's no reason why Amidala shouldn't be his. Great. But then, how exactly does Amidala take this to be anything other than having a Jedi stalker? How does she actually fall in love with him when he's being a freak about everything? And yes, it's awfully tragic to lose your mother after, um, not seeing her for 10 years (next time, at least send a card!), but when you come back from retrieving your mother and say, "I killed them like animals", you know, I'll feel all sorry for your loss and stuff, but I'm going to be pretty freaked out that you went all barbarian on a bunch of kids. It seems to me like any self-respecting senator/former queen would recognize that guys who slaughter kids are bad news. But no, she falls in love with him. Go figure.

    So, we spend over half the movie on this 'love story' that really contains no love and little story. Seems to me that it would have been better if Amidala had just been all gushy over Anakin from the start, because it would have made just as much sense and would have saved us 45 minutes of unbearable acting. But hey, at least Christensen got an eyeful during the first kiss scene.

    And while that whole thing was going on, we've got Obi-Wan following up on the assassination attempt. He's lucky he's alive, really. First, an assassin takes out her own droid instead of just shooting the jedi hanging from it. And then a bounty hunter, who went completely undetected by two jedi, shoots a dart right past their heads to take out the assassin - instead of just shooting the jedi. Did I mention the assassin was a changeling? It's okay if I didn't, it's not like it made any bit of difference in the movie (talk about unused premise). Anyway, Obi-Wan finds out that some jedi 10 years ago put in a massive order for a clone army and also likely erased data from the jedi archives. "Curious," the Jedi Council responds - and then THEY FORGET ALL ABOUT IT! As soon as it looks like the clone army could come in handy, they seem to be not at all concerned about the conspiracy behind the creation of the clones and the removal of data from the archives! Oh well, it's not really important that somebody has been manipulating the Jedi and the Senate for 10 years as long as we have a ready army.

    But you know, even gaping holes like those are sometimes easily overlooked when a film is so well acted and told that you don't have time to consider such things. But that wasn't the case with EP2. I think McGregor put in a passable performance (with the exception of the chuckle in the elevator regarding gundarks... that was very forced). I think Portman was slightly less stiff than in EP1, but didn't have a single natural moment until her flash of rebellion when leaving Tatooine to rescue Obi-Wan. Ahmed Best and Anthony Daniels certainly played their parts as silent extras in the bar scene rather well, but that doesn't do much for making the film enjoyable. I did enjoy Morrison's role, but felt that Jackson could have taken Mace Windu up a notch. Poor acting has been a hallmark of Star Wars films, but there was always at least Harrison Ford to save the day with a bit of charm. Nobody in eps 1 or 2 has any charm. McGregor is starting to develop it in Obi-Wan, but it's not there yet.

    Then there were the things that made you say, "WTF??" The 50's diner on Coruscant. Jar Jar somehow being influential. C-3PO using puns ("What a drag!", "I'm beside myself!").

    After those items were the "wow, you ruined that moment" moments. Showing the Death Star for a split second was cool - shoving it center frame and showing it for 20 seconds ruined the novelty of the first glimpse. Switching from physical C-3PO to CGI C-3PO on Geonosis - it was an obvious switch and a disservice to C-3PO. Having Yoda strike the kung-fu pose.

    Did I like parts? Sure. I loved all the stuff on Kamino. I loved the Jango/Boba relationship (the fact that a bounty hunter's kid/clone takes pride in his father's abilities). I was amazed and pleased with the fact that Anakin went ballistic on the Tusken camp - that was a crucial event that showed, instantly, the evil he was capable of regardless of how many times he may have said "Yippee" as a child.

    But those were very small parts of a much larger, longer, less compelling piece of work.

  67. But it could have been better. by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

    Did Lucas do it? YES. Was it worth doing? YES.

    Yes he achieved his goals but sadly there are poorly done elements which undermine his achievement.

    I think Lucas is good with the big picture. The epic sweep of his fantasy world's history is great. The basic fairytale story and epic myth with a dose of political intrigue is all well done.

    Lucas is also very good with the fine visual details. The exotic, fantastic worlds are spectacular visual creations. Some of the little establishing scenes like the strange aquatic flying creature soaring past the clone factory on Kamino are capable of standing on their own as little works of art. They had the same effect on me that some of the better sci-fi or fantasy cover art did when I was a kid, they are beautiful, exotic, filled with mysterious portent.

    Unfortunately between the grand sweep of the storyline and the fine details Lucas' failings as a storyteller emerge. The bulk of the problem in this film is the dialogue. The romance between Anakin and Amidala is fine, even excellent as a story. The actors even seem capable of pulling off the *telling* of that story - until they open their mouths and jabber on (and on) about it. The love story could have been told twice as effectively in half the time. Any chance feeling any "chemistry" is killed under a deluge of mostly unnecessary and entirely poorly written dialogue.

    Then there are a whole slew of little details unnecessary to the larger story which only served to undermine that story. The comic relief was often ham handed (to match the dialogue?) and some of the action (Ok. really just all the jumping out of speeders) was so improbable as to strain my already tattered credulity beyond the bounds of my tattered suspended disbelief.

    Finally, it's a minor point but it bugged me that Amidala was an *elected* queen, we even find out in AotC that she is term limited! Please, this is a fairytale with beautiful princesses (& Queens) emperilled by ugly villains & monsters and rescued by brave knights (& occasionally doing a little rescuing themselves as every plucky fairytale princess should) Let it be what it is without apologising for it. Perhaps this one little detail bugged me so much because it is emblamatic of the other failures - a storyteller intent on telling his story and concerned only with telling it well would not have included this little detail - or overexplained his characters motives - or beat us over the head with lame attempts at comic relief.

  68. Re:So why was it called Attack of the Clones? (Spo by athakur999 · · Score: 2
    * How many outfits did Amadala take with her? "We are refugees... refugees with a full wardrobe!!!" She must have changed outfits forty times.

    What, would you rather have her run around naked?

    Oh, wait...
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  69. Re:WTF is Taco smoking? by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    Watch AotC again, there is lots of that sort of humorous dialouge going on. But it's all missed if you sit there going

    "Where is the deep and moving conversations and where is the quality acting and where are the quality sex inducing romance scenes."

    If you go looking for the above, you will miss the rest of the moive and you'll hate it.

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  70. Re:WTF is Taco smoking? by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    Haven't watched the originals in a while have you?

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  71. Star Wars = Porn by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2

    Episode 2 reminds me a lot of porn movies that are out there. Not a lot of content, but both have really cool midgets that do tricks and entertain audiences.

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  72. Anakin and Padme - why dialogue is so lame by Goonie · · Score: 2
    I think we're pretty much all agreed that Lucas's efforts to screenwrite and direct the love story between Anakin and Padme didn't work. However, there seems to be an assumption that the wordiness and stiltedness was purely a screwup of an attempt to write it in contemporary style.

    I don't think so. If you've ever seen any BBC costume drama (I think some of it gets shown on PBS for the Americans in the audience) such as Pride and Prejudice, the characters discuss their feelings at great length in a somewhat similar way. The difference is, of course, that Jane Austen was one of the best writers of her era. Lucas, well, isn't.

    Opinions?

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  73. Re:I'm just reminded what Green Goblin tells Spide by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 2

    It is a movie, not a religion

    It is a religion.

    In fact, it's even listed as a religion on Britian's national census. Because over 10,000 fans listed "Jedi Knight" as their religion on the 2001 census, the government cannot consider it statistically insignificant.

    Lest I get heavily flamed, let me just acknowledge that this fact does not grant the Jedi any legal religious status.

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  74. Re:I completly Agree by crucini · · Score: 2
    First of all, Obi-Wan and the rest of the Jedi ARE heroes that cen perform super-human feats. They can use the force, which means that they have premonition of danger and can manipulate people's minds.

    So why should they ever bother getting out of their armchairs and racing around in spaceships? Why not 1) sense the danger and 2) manipulate relevant minds to defuse the danger? Because, as I'm sure you know, all such fictional powers must be limited if the story is to be interesting. Even AOTC recognizes some limitation in the form of a collective force-myopia among the Jedi brought about by an imbalance in the force.

    I think we're discussing a subjective preference. I prefer protagonists like those in Star Wars - essentially human beings. You prefer or at least like protagonists amply endowed with superhuman powers, ala Superman.
    In A New Hope, Luke and Leia weren't Jedi, at the time they were just regular people.

    Agreed. But you seem to imply that since the protagonists of AOTC are (inevitably) Jedi they must (inevitably) act like Superman. I disagree with the inevitability of both those things. The makers of AOTC had a great deal of freedom. Rather than emphasizing familiar characters and tying up loose ends, they could have penned a completely fresh story with only tangential connection to the rest of the "series". As for the second idea, in Star Wars Obi-Wan is a Jedi and the portrayal of his powers is restrained and tasteful.
    Remember, in later movies, as Luke became a Jedi he was able to do super-human feats like lifting things up with his mind and causing himself to fall into a ventinlation shaft and not die after falling a great distance.
    I don't think any of the sequels measure up to the original. I think that the scenes you mention cheapened the Jedi knight, who was at core a Zen Buddhist. One aspect of the problem, but by no means its heart, is the inability of the writers to think through the plot implications of increased superpowers. The viewer is frequently left with the question "Why didn't $HERO just use $POWER?".
    Anikin is supposed to be moody and whiny and all around unlikable. After all, he is falling into the dark side.

    For some reason, "whiny" is not an adjective I'd apply to Darth Vader, and Anakin remains unconvincing as a proto-Darth. Here's how I'd imagine a young Darth Vader: disciplined, precocious, tough and idealistic. He would have a fiery temper, but it wouldn't express itself in the childish tirades of Anakin. He would hold himself and others to unrealistically high standards. And obviously, he would be a fairly big guy. Only a few inches of Darth Vader can be accounted fro by boots and helmet. Anakin comes up short in more ways than one.