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1936 Perspective on Television

An Anonymous Coward writes "The New Yorker is running an article from their archives from 1936. In it, E.B.White (author of Charlotte's Web) discusses a demonstration he attended of the current state of television, which didn't impress him at all."

223 comments

  1. Real life is more interesting by NiteEyes · · Score: 1

    Lately I've found my real life to be more interesting than what's on broadcast television. Occasionaly, cable brings about something interesting. :)

    I promote dumber TV shows! It only drives people to interact with the real world, or at least get on the web

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    1. Re:Real life is more interesting by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

      How the hell can you promote DUMBER shows? It's like trying to make something colder than absolute zero. We hit rock bottom with Springer. Everything else is trying to cash in on that kind of idiocy. Survivor, Who want's to admit they're a gold-digger, fear factor, ANY dating show, Regis. X-files is GONE, there were rumors of killing of Dateline or somesuch, 'news' shows are blately promoting products (when did a new cola flavor become news?) You want TV DUMBER? Explain to me how it is possible...

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    2. Re:Real life is more interesting by blue+trane · · Score: 2

      put more GWB on tv

    3. Re:Real life is more interesting by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      Hey now...I am offended by that as a former republican...what's this sign here? don't feed the flaming trolls?...DOH!

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    4. Re:Real life is more interesting by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! Big Brother (now in it's 3rd series in the UK... :| ) is just dumb crap (like people talking about the differences between white and brown bread) masked as a psychological/sociological experiment.

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    5. Re:Real life is more interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > when did a new cola flavor become news?

      It's news when it's a new flavor of pain reliever

    6. Re:Real life is more interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH i dissagree. Just like software if you 'idiot proof' it. the would just makes a better idiot. Think there was dilbert on that once where he was buying a computer and it had 1 button. The sales dude was 'over his head' even with that ONE button. Its true not everyone is as smart as you think you are!

    7. Re:Real life is more interesting by rapidweather · · Score: 1
      Here's a link to Scientific American Featured Articles, February 2002, the one on television addiction:
      • http://www.sciam.com/2002/0202issue/0202kubey.html

      What they have to say applies regardless of the quality of the show. Of course, the springer-type shows make it worse. If you have cable, and they throw in a bunch of hair-removal channels, etc, then you come away from the experience of watching TV a little punch-drunk. Maybe we need more interactivity in our tv watching, somehow. Flipping channels just isn't enough.
  2. Times don't change by jchawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Times don't change, 63 years later and still nothing is worth watching on tv.

    1. Re:Times don't change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how about the last three? Or has all that TV marred your subtraction skills??

    2. Re:Times don't change by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Oh... I dunno. Hearing about how the celebrities are vastly more important than the rest of us is always very entertaining.

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    3. Re:Times don't change by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Times don't change, 63 years later and still nothing is worth watching on tv.

      Yes, but progress has given us 300 channels of nothing, instead of just one. :-)

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    4. Re:Times don't change by BillTheKatt · · Score: 3, Funny

      10 stories on the Slashdot homepage and still nothing interesting to read

    5. Re:Times don't change by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      Mr. Sarnoff next gave a little talk, in which he cheerfully, and with enormous self-effacement, admitted that the real problem of television was not its mechanical vagaries but finding programs for it when it finally gets ironed out

      I can count the number of hours worth watching each week on the fingers of one hand, which means I am not getting cable anytime soon.

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    6. Re:Times don't change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can count the number of hours worth watching each week on the fingers of one hand, which means I am not getting cable anytime soon.

      If you don't have cable then there isn't more than 3 or 4 hours a week worth watching. If you DO have cable though you should always be able to find something interesting. Why.. just now I caught Gallagher on comedy central. That guy is funny as hell. Tonight I'll watch Murder at 1600, and in between I'll flip channels. Maybe I'll put the all-music digital channels on and just listen to some tunes. Cable rox.

    7. Re:Times don't change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think some of the cable channels are pretty good - Discovery, History, Food network, TLC, etc. You can learn a lot by watching some of those shows.

    8. Re:Times don't change by UncleFluffy · · Score: 2

      63 years ? The first BBC television transmission was in 1929, which makes it 73 years by my arithmetic.

      But you're right about there still being nothing worth watching.

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  3. To distill it all down to one quick sentence... by buzzbomb · · Score: 1

    "It ain't all that great." And now, 66 years later, I can say the same thing about network television.

    HBO, on the other hard, well...it's not TV, it's HBO! ;)

    1. Re:To distill it all down to one quick sentence... by medscaper · · Score: 1

      On the other hard, eh?

      Well, we know why YOU watch HBO, Chester.

      :)

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  4. Elements of Style by bman08 · · Score: 5, Funny

    E.B. White was also a co author of Elements of Style. A book so many of us in these forums should spend more time with.

    1. Re:Elements of Style by Requiem · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Your second sentence is a fragment; it should be joined to the first sentence by a comma.

      It seems that you could benefit from reading the Strunk and White, too.

    2. Re:Elements of Style by duras · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And a proposition to end a sentence with?

    3. Re:Elements of Style by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      No, no, I stand by the original poster on that one, if only due to his own error. As he did not italicize The Elements of Style, only those of us with prior knowledge could really safely assume that it was a book to which he was referring. For all the average poster knows, it might be a technical whitepaper detailing rules for proper sentence structure in English. (Actually, with the authors' mutually sparse, concise style, it very nearly is a technical paper.)

    4. Re:Elements of Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...with which to end a sentence? :)

    5. Re:Elements of Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHA! It's preposition dipshit!

    6. Re:Elements of Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    7. Re:Elements of Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stuck to Strunk's section, didn't you?

    8. Re:Elements of Style by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      If you do it right, the dangling preposition can be a proposition. Baby.

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    9. Re:Elements of Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

      --(possibly spoken by) Winston Churchill

    10. Re:Elements of Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought it was " This is the sort of pedantry ..." (in response to an underling 'correcting' a dangling preposition in one of his speeches)

      Good line though, either way. (And yes, that is a sentence fragment. It's a deliberate, stylistic choice, not an error.)

    11. Re:Elements of Style by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1
      well, you end your statement w/ a preposition. tsk tsk.

      thi

  5. Very interesting.... by sixSecondsOfDefeat · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oddly enough, EB white had been known to do significant work in Alan Turing in the development of a perfect AI model. As noted, EB white brought, "creativity and imagination to mathematics", in light of the little known fact that White WAS a physics major, and an expert in syllogistic systems.

    Apparently Turing also shared many of the same political beliefs as him as well.

    Just a strange little fact i guess that would indirectly affect us in the internet community.

    1. Re:Very interesting.... by sixSecondsOfDefeat · · Score: 1

      Actually in all seriousness, speculation was made about this concerning EB White, considering the background of Turing, but no rumours against White were ever substantiated, only third hand accounts.

      Despite whatever his orientation may have been, of which i don't claim to know, his portrayal of modern media in general as related to in the above article was very accurate indeed.

    2. Re:Very interesting.... by bgfay · · Score: 5, Informative

      E.B. White was a physics major? And what do you base this on? White went to Cornell to learn to be a writer. He didn't go there to learn physics. And where do you get the Turing connection. I've studied E.B. White for many years and have never come across it.

      I doubt that E.B. White had much to do with technology beyone his typewriter. He used to keep the telephone in a closet because it bothered him so much. He missed the days of an operator. He hated having his kitchen modernized, he preferred a sail to an engine.

      Probably his one love in the technological world was his Model T. Everyone should read three short books by E.B. White. _Welcome to New York_ was great already, but after September 11 is just gorgeous. _Farewell, My Lovely_ is his love story with the Model T, and _Stuart Little_ is still the funniest and most wonderful of his children's books. That it was largely banned on its release is still funny.

      But White and physics...well, that's a bit more than I can get behind.

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    3. Re:Very interesting.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alan Turing, huh? Maybe they were gay lovers.

    4. Re:Very interesting.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do hope your trolling gives you great physical satisfaction, because let's face it, this is as close to sex as you'll probably ever get.

      Sex with a human that is. But watch out, even the dog will turn on you sooner or later. Dogs aren't stupid.

    5. Re:Very interesting.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on what I read there, he was anything but a physics major.

    6. Re:Very interesting.... by PhatKat · · Score: 2

      Wait wait wait!

      You forgot his most significant book of all time, _The Elements of Style_. It is one of the most straightforward and well written books I've ever come across designed to improve one's writing. Wouldn't you say that this is a particularly pertinent suggestion for the many readers of and 'writers' on slashdot?

  6. That's funny... by loucura! · · Score: 1

    I'm not to impressed with it either. :)

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  7. TV hasn't changed a bit by EricBoyd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From the article:

    "Mr. Sarnoff next gave a little talk, in which he cheerfully, and with enormous self-effacement, admitted that the real problem of television was not its mechanical vagaries but finding programs for it when it finally gets ironed out."

    Sixty-six years of progress, and there is *still* no good programs on television!

    Websurfing done right! StumbleUpon

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  8. what television is about... by jnana · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What I think people don't realize (enough) is that there is no such thing as television as a (free) service -- there is just networks doing whatever they can to get more advertising dollars. It is incidental to the pursuit of more advertising $ that a good show comes out every now and then. They just want your attention, which is to say that the advertisers want your money.

    Television in the united states is akin to a company providing a free email service so that they can spam you relentlessly and regularly. You think it's about the email service or the television program, but the spam and the commercials are what it's all about!

    1. Re:what television is about... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      so how does the internet fit into this? my theory (ok I just came up with this this second) is that advertising will decrease in effectiveness because word-of-mouth will sell your product more efficiently.

      If I want to buy something, I would like to get opinions of others about it. (I'll take my chances on weeding out the honest opinions from the lies and [potentially] company-sponsored posts.)

      Advertising probably still would have a place in making me aware of something I might need or might make life more convenient for me. But if the ad lied, word of mouth would expose the lie...

      And if content-providers didn't have to spend so much on marketing/advertising, prices would go down...

    2. Re:what television is about... by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is so obvious, I don't know why I've not seen it before. I'm emailing it to all my friends!

      It also helps explain why my brother's Hotmail account just went inactive. He's never sent an email in his life anyway.

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    3. Re:what television is about... by nsandver-work · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree with you: TV is all about the ads. Last night, my wife and I watched "Moonraker" on ABC, which had a three-hour time slot. About 30 minutes in, I realized that four out of every 15 minutes were spent in commercials, totalling over 49 minutes of advertising interruptions. Rather than wasting an hour of my time trying to ignore the ads, I decided to spend it reading Cryptonomicon, and found that more enjoyable than the movie.

      I've found that after all but ignoring the commercial broadcast networks for several weeks, (nothing but PBS on TV and NPR on the radio, with the exception of ABC World News) trying to watch or listen to anything on those networks is a frustrating experience, to put it mildly. I also realized that the local TV "news" broadcast I'd been watching is utter rubbish. I plan to try out the other local stations' news broadcasts and see if I can find anything more substantial, but I'm not holding my breath.

  9. Old news... by Gandalf04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Mr. Sarnoff next gave a little talk, in which he cheerfully, and with enormous self-effacement, admitted that the real problem of television was not its mechanical vagaries but finding programs for it when it finally gets ironed out."

    It seems to me that this is the very same problem facing us today with HDTV. History has shown us that this hurdle can be overcome (obviously). My only question is, why is it taking so long these days?

    With the increase of the pace of technological change, why is the transition from TV to HDTV taking as long as the transition from radio to TV?

    1. Re:Old news... by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't put the cart before the horse.

      If things keep going the way they are now, you'll only get crap like Dark Angel and Everybody Loves Raymond in higher definition. Who gives a shit? Get good programming first that drives the demand for HDTV.

      While the radio to tv transition was probably much more dramatic, it was also a paradigm shift. You went from only hearing to hearing and seeing. Kinda like the difference between reading the book and watching the movie (and you know which is better right?). The change between TV and HDTV will be so miniscule to the average joe it'll just perpetuate the public and broadcaster's attitude of 'why do we need this?'. Admittedly, watching dvd's on a widescreen hdtv is sweet, and has tons of decent content available, but broadcast tv always has and always will suck ass. It's up to cable or directv to rescue us.

    2. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good programming won't happen because what's there now is Good Enough[TM]. So lets have high-definition crap.

      I tend to think of it along these lines... TV shows suck - and movies suck less. TV shows don't have the budget, nor the effort in them compared to movies. Any movie tends to be better than a show.

    3. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any movie tends to be better than a show. "

      Oh now, I wouldn't go that far. I've seen alot of shows on sci-fi that kick alot of movies asses. Farscape beats the hell out of Starship Earth any day. But generally speaking, yeah, even low-budget, direct-to-tape-starring-the-olson-twins features beat 'must see tv'.

    4. Re:Old news... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      With the increase of the pace of technological change, why is the transition from TV to HDTV taking as long as the transition from radio to TV?


      Why do mobile phone networks world-wide tend to far excel those found in the United States? Invested infrastructure.


      Sure, if one was buying new equipment today, the more advanced tech would be an easy choice. However, companies involved in providing these services have already invested heavily in equipment that supports the older systems. And these systems are still perfectly functional.


      Chucking out the old equipment and financing the new infrastructure is a hefty choice with a hefty price tag. Little wonder those who would foot the initial bill are asking whether the cost is worth it.

    5. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on what the Olson twins where doing, it COULD be one fucking awesome movie. That'd be Must See TV. Hmmmmmmm.

    6. Re:Old news... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      this is why capitalism/the free market is not the most efficient way to advance technology.

    7. Re:Old news... by FFFish · · Score: 2

      Talking of "paradigm shifts," imagine this: at one time, not very long ago, there were no sound storage/transmission systems. No phonographs, no radio.

      It must have been a quiet world, and one in which plays, speeches, bands, and other performances must have been held more precious.

      No telephone. No news hour. No little jerks with 500W woofers thumping mindless distorted bass as they drive through the sleeping neighbourhood at 2AM. No "Friends" and no "Survivor." No DCMA, RIAA, televangelists, soundbites, slow-speed highway chases!

      I think I'll go move into the wilderness today. Seeyas!

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    8. Re:Old news... by mshiltonj · · Score: 2

      With the increase of the pace of technological change, why is the transition from TV to HDTV taking as long as the transition from radio to TV?

      What is the compelling reason to do so, other than legal requirements? Is HDTV more than an order of magnitude better than the millions of tvs and their currently satisfied users?

      Is WWF and Pokemon really *that* much better on HTDV?

    9. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if they were on one of the Skinomax uhh cinemax movie of the months i might watch them!

    10. Re:Old news... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      this is why capitalism/the free market is not the most efficient way to advance technology.


      Actually, no. Its got less to do with capitalism, socialism, and government agencies than it does the cost of infrastructure and infrastructure design.


      For example, lets look at South Africa and its telecommunications infrastructure. The phone company is a government agency. Traditional phone service is antiquated, expensive, and tends to take months to have installed. Private enterprise entered the area with mobile phone service. Now, mobile phones are very common and land-line service is very rare.


      Now that I think about it... I'm curious as to the makeup of the Japanese infrastructure. Is it a more advanced infrastructure because of the popular culture demand for new technology? Or is it because these newer networks are standard throughout much of the rest of the world? Or is there another reason?

    11. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking sick bastard. There is nothing to justify the exploitation of girls that young. Five years from now. . . well that is another story.

    12. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grand mother was grew up in the 1890's and 1900's; all of her family played music. What do we have now but a lot of want-to-be punk rock pricks. Stupid people are the result of radio and tv.

    13. Re:Old news... by mojo-raisin · · Score: 1

      yeah. russia and china are really kicking our ass with their technology...

    14. Re:Old news... by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      I think I'll go move into the wilderness today. Seeyas!

      Seeya in a couple of days, when the urge strikes and you need your Slashdot fix... ;)

    15. Re:Old news... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      It just seems to me if you use greed as the primary motivator you won't get true progress as fast as if you take greed out of the picture and make true progress your primary motivator.

  10. The web didn't impress me by Elbereth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The web didn't impress me much when I saw a demonstration of it in a computer lab. My friend said, "Hey, Matt, check this out! You can throw a snowball at these scientists when you click on this link!"

    I'm waiting for special internet keyboards that can send a shock to people to say something stupid. Now that would be cool.

    1. Re:The web didn't impress me by Elbereth · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      I'm waiting for special internet keyboards that can send a shock to people to say something stupid. Now that would be cool.

      ouch... I mean "who say something stupid".
    2. Re:The web didn't impress me by ChiPHeaD23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

      You knew it was coming.

    3. Re:The web didn't impress me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can in fact send them a shock. Just go to some chat place frequented by MS users and when somebody complains of boring chat, just tell them to click on "the excitement icon", "the one that looks like a lightning bolt." Of course he can't find it, so you tell him "It must be a loose wire in the computer." Then tell him to take off the computer cover and reach inside and jiggle the wires until the excitement icon pops up.

      Then you just sit back and laugh as he disappears from the Internet. :-)

    4. Re:The web didn't impress me by Chops · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the Rome Labs Snowball Cam was the first thing that delighted me about the web; it convinced me that http was more than just a glitzy and unreliable reinvention of gopher.

      At the time, my officemate and I were being overpaid for working on a useless project for an employer we despised. Our main concern at work was relief from the crushing boredom we endured daily. Secretly mocking our superiors, assembling chess pieces into towering structures, and using the magic of X Windows to spy on our cowworkers (via those little SGI cams) were all well and good, but nothing compared to the boundless slacking possibilities presented by the web, and the Rome Labs Snowball Cam was one of the first worthwhile sites we came across. I can't explain what was good about it, but it represented the web (than as now) quite well -- restful without being boring, interesting without being tiring, worthless yet intriguing. I was hooked.

      We completed our useless project ahead of schedule, by the way, and were modestly praised for it. Ah, the good old days...

  11. Re:Frist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and it was actually on-topic. But mine was for a noble cause.

  12. A staggering lack of imagination by binaryDigit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing that I came away with was not so much how lame tv must have looked back then (and as others so gleefully point out, looks now), but how unimaginative the author was. True, the technology must have been a bit underwhelming, but my goodness, being one of the first members of the general public to witness the ability to send pictures real time across the ether. I would have thought his mind would be reeling at the possibilities of the technology, vs the un-impressive state that it was currently in.

    1. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Gavin+Rogers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps it wasn't a lack of imagination on the part of the reviewer... The inventors/demonstrators of the technology had something to do with it too (by the sounds of it)

      It happened then and it happens now - some really clever brightspark invents something 'cool'. What he doesn't invent is a purpose for the technology - why someone would actually want to buy one!

      Think to our time and something like the 'Internet Fridge' - wowzers that's great technology! My fridge can detect when I've run out of something and order me some fresh milk across the Internet. Instead of saying, "Wow, this'll change the world!" we all end up thinking that our nice old 'dumb' fridge works very well thankyou-very-much.

      Same attitude in the 1930's I think - the world was perfectly happy reading newspapers, listening to radio (err, I mean the 'wireless') and visiting the cinema.

      TV was cutting-edge technology, but they didn't explain why someone would want one!

      Bringing mass media into the living room back then was a place already taken by radio. As slashdotters probably realise - it's difficult to unseat an existing technology that's wildly popular... (even if it is obsolete)

    2. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      This is offtopic but relevant.

      The funny thing about all this is to think that with all this computerization, video, etc., there's still not enough bandwidth for decent video over the net. People are *still* listening to 'radio' after all this time. Internet radio is a precious resource and I doubt better video will change that. It'll be nice if/when XM satellite radio receivers start shipping on pcmcia cards.

    3. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...but my goodness, being one of the first members of the general public to witness the ability to send pictures real time across the ether"

      I believe this would have had impact if the Television was a video phone vs. 'radio (entertainment)with pictures'.

      If the people could see what we watch today, oh yeah they`d dog-pile on it. But what did they have to compare it to back then? I can understand the cynical view of it, particularly if you consider what had to be done to make the 'moving pictures' work.

      I often fantasize about taking what I know about making movies today and going back in time to the early years of TV and making a huge name for myself. But if you were to present me with a new challenge (such as 128 kbit video for a Palm Pilot), I'd be hard pressed to think that I could make anything that anybody`d care about. I'd immediately say that it was too 'unsophisticated' for me to do anything with. But you know what'd happen? Somebody out there would make a cute/creative movie in that format and surprise the crap out of everybody.

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    4. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Darth+Paul · · Score: 1

      This is offtopic but relevant.
      Hey! You read slashdot too!

    5. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Internet radio is a precious resource and I doubt better video will change that.
      What a staggering lack of imagination!
    6. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by PacoTaco · · Score: 2, Funny
      As slashdotters probably realise - it's difficult to unseat an existing technology that's wildly popular... (even if it is obsolete)

      You're talking about the X Window System, right? :)

    7. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Nex · · Score: 0

      Right, I agree. He was being 'kewl', just like most folks here are being kewl by saying how bad tv is. It's the kewl thing, yet they forget: they're mainstream. It's the mainstream thing to say. Not so kewl all of a sudden, is it?

      In actual fact, if you (the general you) pick and choose a little, you can get away with watching half-decent stuff. Anywhere between 70 and 200 channels and it's all bad? I think most folks just watch too much and end-up watching trash.

      Old movies. New movies. There are a Few good shows like L&O, CSI, Bickford and a couple of others. People's tastes differ. But hey, that accounts for 5 or 6 hours a week already. Add a few movies and we're up to what, 12? 15? In a single week? Okay, let's add a docu or two - history channel and discovery maybe. And an hour of Cspan on the weekend with a book review or perhaps John Le Carre or somebody vaguely interesting speaking. So we're up to 20 hours. And we haven't even scratched the surface of what our choices actually are. And if you have a PVR you're even farther ahead because you don't even have to be there.

      Nah, don't give me that snobby, kewl crap about how bad tv is. There's bad and there's good. Be specific. And stop being so bleedin' mainstream all you slashdotters. It's boring already. Nex

      PS: to the other guy who speculated this broadcast was the spinning wheel type? Nope - twas the cathode ray type.

    8. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by cybermage · · Score: 2

      The thing that I came away with was not so much how lame tv must have looked back then (and as others so gleefully point out, looks now), but how unimaginative the author was.

      Read Charlotte's Web, you have not. Very dull, it is.

    9. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
      how unimaginative the author was.

      Just because E.B. White didn't like the 1936 version of TV doesn't mean that he was unimaginative. True, us nerds would have liked to see one of the early demonstratios of TV, but your average writer wouldn't necessarily be that interested in it. TV was hit or miss back then (in case you didn't get that from the article), and one of the greatest children's authors of the century would not so much be interested in which kinds of vacuum tubes were used, but rather why people would want to see this watery, blurry newsreel on a tiny screen when they could go to the local movie theater, and see it on a huge screen.

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    10. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      The thing that I came away with was not so much how lame tv must have looked back then (and as others so gleefully point out, looks now), but how unimaginative the author was.

      Well, we have to remeber something: We're coming off a decade of unprecedented growth fueled by spotting The Next Big Thing. We expect disruptive technologies and keep an eye for them. In 1936, it was less clear that consumer electronics would ever be a giant market, and certainly unobvious that any family would own several types of media. Heck, most families owned only one radio, period. So his lack of imagination has a cultureal context that makes it make sense.
    11. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, we can safely ignore such transformative technologies of the day as radio, the automobile, the airplane, electric lights, the jet engine (first patents in 1930, first practical demonstration 1937), motion pictures, the phonograph, X-rays...

      In 1936, a man E.B. White's age had seen a tremendous amount of change in the world. Many of those changes were much more fundamental than anything we've seen in the last ten years.

    12. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us don't find a book dull just because there aren't any spaceships or computers in it.

    13. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Some of us find books dull because they're full of letters.

    14. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by puckhead · · Score: 1

      At that point he had seen a great deal of technological change but still no flying car.

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    15. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the words of beavis and butthead.

      'words words words' 'this sucks it doesnt move or anything.'

      they were FUNNY because they are true!

    16. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not too long ago that people wanted me to convince them that the internet had something to offer them. I was always hard-pressed to give them an answer that seemed reasonable to them. They did not know that they would be interested in discussion groups, irc, www, or what ever. Thoes things seemed boring to them when I described them. Today the same people who said that the internet did not have anything to offer them are using the internet, because of the force of marketing, and brag to me about all of the great things that they have discovered. Oh well, I think the problem is that most people have to either experience, or invent something before they can grasp that thing.

    17. Re:A staggering lack of imagination by cybermage · · Score: 2

      Some of us don't find a book dull just because there aren't any spaceships or computers in it.

      Some of us read all kinds of books, including children's books, and sometimes we find the occasional book to be dull. You're not suggesting that all books are interesting, are you?

  13. Reviewing the Reviewers by Thenomain · · Score: 1

    I just have to say that it's enheartening that the idea of critical disappointment in reviews is not some aspect of a cynical new age, but because the human race hase always been cynics. It gives some hope that the world isn't getting crappier, it's just as crappy as it seemed to people in the past.

    I also wanted to say that the tone of this review strikes me exactly as describing the plot to (and LucasFilms' hyping of) Episode One. But then, I think I was E.B. White in a past life.

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  14. I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2

    I loved the Job #4704 routine. The times really change. I can't imagine mainstream papers these days getting away with having the reporter typing how much he wanted to rush out to "really bang-up look at" some woman.

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    1. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      I think it's his writing sk1llz which allow him to get away with it because it comes across as funny and relevant to the topic, so not a gratuitous (and offensive) leer.

    2. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* I think it's his writing sk1llz which allow him to get away with it because it comes across as funny and relevant to the topic, so not a gratuitous (and offensive) leer. *)

      Still I think most city papers would not permit that kind of writing. He is probably comparable to Dave Berry today, but I don't remember any Dave articles that talk about his desire to wonder off to check out some babe because he is bored. But, I may be corrected.

    3. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      Might want to read more barry

      Anyway, this artical was in the new yorker, not a paper. so whats your point?

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    4. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      There is suggestions of sexual lust, but *not* direct sex-objectification of women in particular, such as "a hot little number". The Berry article you link is kind of a general acknowlegement that adults are horny. This is not the same thing IMO.

    5. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      You must never have had the misfortune to listen to the "Big Show" on the radio, or any of a million other radio shows that aim for a slight shock value. You may not get away with saying stuff like that in a Nazi state like California, but in the rest of the country it's still OK to say what's on your mind.

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    6. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* You must never have had the misfortune to listen to the "Big Show" on the radio, or any... *)

      I am not talking about radio

    7. Re:I think my favorite part wasn't even about TV by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      is it really offensive man? to me it's mostly just funny...

  15. TV is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered TV community when the New Yorker confirmed that TV market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all households. Coming on the heels of a recent survey which plainly states that TV has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. TV is collapsing in complete disarray.

    1. Re:TV is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is official; Netcraft confirms: TV is dying

      One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered TV community when IDC confirmed that TV market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that TV has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. TV is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

      You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict TV's future. The hand writing is on the wall: TV faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for TV because TV is dying. Things are looking very bad for TV. As many of us are already aware, TV continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

      FreeTV is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeTV developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeTV is dying.

      Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

      OpenTV leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenTV. How many users of NetTV are there? Let's see. The number of OpenTV versus NetTV posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetTV users. TV/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetTV posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of TV/OS. A recent article put FreeTV at about 80 percent of the TV market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeTV users. This is consistent with the number of FreeTV Usenet posts.

      Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeTV went out of business and was taken over by TVI who sell another troubled OS. Now TVI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

      All major surveys show that TV has steadily declined in market share. TV is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If TV is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. TV continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, TV is dead.

      Fact: TV is dying

  16. 30's lingo is bang up. by satanami69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    "First there had to be a moving picture. Then there had to be the business of iconoscoping it, or whatever the hell it's called. Then it had to be sent by direct wire to the Empire State Building, and back by megacycle to R.C.A., where it appeared in a television set which IN TURN had to be itself iconoscoped, or scooped, and the image sent to the Empire State, and then back again by megacycle to R.C.A., where it hit us squarely between the eyes."

    "iconoscoping", "direct wire", "megacycle", when the hell are we gonna get stuff that sounds this cool.

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    1. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by red5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lets see.

      To post a comment on slashdot.
      First you have to telotype it in.
      Then press on the virtualcontrol labled "submit". From there you comutational appliance sends an HTTP post request all the way to Holand or where ever the hell they host slashdot.
      Finaly it hase to be parsed and committed to the online database.

      Yah your right still not as cool. :)

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    2. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Gavin+Rogers · · Score: 1

      I liked how 'megacycle' was used as a noun - the signal was 'sent by megacycle'.

      That must have intrigued readers of the day. "Wow, you mean they've invented a new sort of bicylce as well??"

      Of course, it's likely that the signal was sent on a radio carrier of several dozen (or hundred) Megacycles. (or what we would now call Megahertz)

    3. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's funny that they "cracked up nervously" to something I can do with my camcorder pointed towards a TV. :)

    4. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by cybermage · · Score: 2
      "iconoscoping", "direct wire", "megacycle", when the hell are we gonna get stuff that sounds this cool.

      To quote Scotty: "Keyboard?! How quaint."

      Here's some goodies I remember:
      • "Xeroxing" documents
      • "rabbit ear" TV antennas
      • rotary telephones - the reason why you "dial" a number
      • "radar range" ovens
      • "betamax" recorders
      • "daisy" rifles
      • "vacuum tubes"
      • "Switchboard operators"
      • "USENET" (just testing)


      Anyone else miss the old AT&T standard issue rotary phones. You could pratically pound in nails with the receiver --virtually indestructable *sniff*. Sometimes monopolies make good products.
    5. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or with two mirrors

    6. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2

      They did not "crack up nervously" to this hack out of amazement, but rather because it made the quality even more shitty than it was to begin with...

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    7. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by evilviper · · Score: 2

      CODEC, compressing, encoding, encryting, rendering, et al.

      In 70 years, these too may be odd sounding relics of a distant time passed.

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    8. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Here's some goodies I remember:
      >"Xeroxing" documents

      A common term still in widespread use today. My bank teller just used it last week.

      >"rabbit ear" TV antennas

      Still on the market and still in use by the *millions* of people who don't have cable.

      >rotary telephones - the reason why you "dial"
      >a number

      Gosh, thanks for the history lesson, Mr. Wizard. You can still buy these, and they're still work on the current telephone network. In fact, take a look at your phone bill (er, your parents' phone bill). You're probably being charged a couple of bucks a month for *not* using one of these.

      >"radar range" ovens

      Introduced in 1967, well within the lifetimes of those of us who aren't in junior high.

      >"betamax" recorders

      Still in use in the video production industry.

      >"daisy" rifles

      That Daisy ® and they're still for sale today.

      >"vacuum tubes"

      Still used in high-end home audio and guitar amplifiers.

      >"Switchboard operators"

      There you go, finally an *actual* extinct term. The law of averages said that you had to get one right eventually.

      A.C.

    9. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Finaly it hase to be parsed and committed to the online database.

      I notice that nowhere did the process include "Cross reference the gigacycle representation of the text against a base-2 encoded lexicon"

    10. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by FleshWound · · Score: 1
      Holand or where ever the hell they host slashdot.
      Waltham, Massachusetts . . . Holland . . . what's the difference, right? =)
      your right still not as cool. :)
      Why isn't his right as cool? =)
    11. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Ig0r · · Score: 2

      Heh, the reason why AT&T's telephones were so indestructable is because they weren't a product. They came with the telephone service, so everytime someone broke their AT&T telephone, AT&T had to pay to replace it.

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    12. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not.

    13. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      I am enjoying this site more now I know its hosted in the Netherlands. Thish ish good yesh!

    14. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

      Not the Netherlands, but the US city called Holland.

    15. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Not entirely. Operators are of course still in use. And you do see the occassional switchboard from time to time.

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    16. Re:30's lingo is bang up. by cybermage · · Score: 2

      There you go, finally an *actual* extinct term. The law of averages said that you had to get one right eventually.

      I wasn't aware we were looking for "extinct" terms. I think for it to be extinct, no one would know what it means.

      What I offered up were formerly ubiquitous terms that are now esoteric at best. While some people may still call copying "Xeroxing", it's done very rarely. Just like facsimile machines got shortened to fax machines. I'd wager that 9 out 10 people don't even know that "fax" is an abbreviation.

      While everyone over the age of 30 has probably used a rotary phone, and know what it's called, you'd be hard pressed, I suspect, to find someone under 20 who could describe a rotary phone.

      I might be wrong about calling TV antennas "rabbit ears." I know that many still use antennas, but are they still calling them "rabbit ears"?

      "Daisy" rifles used to be to BB guns what "Xeroxing" is to copying, IIRC. Now, they're just one brand.

  17. who needs TV... by packeteer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... when i have /.

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  18. I predict by red5 · · Score: 3

    1 million and 1 comments about how "the more thing change the more things stay the same. There are no good shows on yada, yada, yada."

    There are good shows on tv you just have to be more selective.

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    1. Re:I predict by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I agree with you to a point, however the industry isn't doing a very good job of making me optimistic about new shows. Most good shows I find nowadays are totally by accident. The new shows that come out, particularly the over-hyped ones, tend to be the soul-less biproduct of committee thinking.

      Take Team Knight Rider, for example: I read a press release about this show that had a cool back story that tied in to the original show. I was pretty hyped about watching it, but then I actually saw an ep of it. Then I realized that the show didn't care at all about backstory, rather every scene was a result of somebody saying `we could improve the original Knight Rider show by making the semi into a cargo-jet`...

      Are there good things to watch? Sure! But the desire to go looking for it fades when so many shows have the inspiration distilled out of them.

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    2. Re:I predict by nucal · · Score: 1
      There are no good shows on yada, yada, yada.

      You must mean since Seinfeld.

    3. Re:I predict by Bob+Kronkel · · Score: 0

      God help us if Seinfeld ever stops being broadcast on syndication!

  19. Parent post badly moderated by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Troll

    "The web didn't impress me much when I saw a demonstration of it in a computer lab. My friend said, "Hey, Matt, check this out! You can throw a snowball at these scientists when you click on this link!"

    I'm waiting for special internet keyboards that can send a shock to people to say something stupid. Now that would be cool. "


    I'm disappointed that the above post was modded off-topic. It was quite obviously a satirical poke at the article that was mentioned.

    Could a moderator please read the parent post and generate a second opinion? (even if I'm wrong?)

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  20. Re:Frist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK his sister-in-law, FUCK her I say

  21. Storytelling - a dying art? by Darth+Paul · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is a little off topic, but the mention of Charlotte's Web, and all the posts here saying "TV is still crap, struck a chord with me ...

    I've recently gotten into anime and I'm really, really loving it. I've never been an avid TV watcher but lately I've been doing several hours of anime a day. I ask myself what it is I love about anime and it's not the visuals or the cuteness or the different-ness, it's the simple fact that they have stories. A series of 26 episodes is about 8 hours of viewing, and in that time you can pack in a seriously good story and excellent character development. Good stories are just not found in (my local) australian tv anymore.

    Here's the state of TV in Australia, I don't think it's majorly different to america apart from the fact that cable has relatively low penetration here. Most of the prime time shows are:

    • Socalled reality shows, big brother, survivor, popstarts. Mush.
    • "Edutainment" shows, like how to build a coffee table, or travel shows, cooking and gardening. If I come home and collapse and turn on the box, I'll watch 'em because they're there, but I won't make a point of coming back next week.
    • And the soaps, often imported from america. Often, there is no story in these - usually it's just a bunch of people living every day lives, cracking a few jokes. No story to speak of (apart from who's going out with who this episode?)... a little character development but not much reason to tune in regularly. I can watch an episode, skip a few weeks, and not miss anything significant.

    There are no regular shows which tell a decent story!Star Trek is probably comes closest. DS9 and Voyager are gone, just a single episode of Enterprise weekly, late on wednesday nights. I haven't been watching much though. DS9 and Voyager particularly suffered overly from the hit-the-reset-button-at-the-end-of-every-episode syndrome. Despite, they have far more continuity and return appeal (for me) than most other shows around.

    So, where have all the decent stories gone? All this hurrah about "Spiderman rocks because everybody relates to it!" is a crock to me. The recent blockbusters (Ep2, Spiderman, LOTR) have been successes because they are uncommon good stories told well. Visuals and action and romance put together do not make a good show. It's the story which captures your imagination and takes you away for a few hours.

    Back to the anime, episodes often finish on a cliffhanger note, and I'm excited in the few seconds it takes to change directories and load up the next divx. Can you imagine what it must be like to see this episode and have to wait a whole week to see it resolved? GUARANTEED VIEWERS.

    This is related to how Harry Potter is lauded as making it "cool for kids to read again". I hope Hogwart's is as real to today's kids as Kirrin Cottage (don't laugh!) was to me as a kid...

    Good storytellers have always been hard to find but unfortunately it seems the TV networks have given up the search in favour of DIY handymen.

    1. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Buffy the vampire slayer? Individual episodes can be independent, but there's a thorough continuity, and the seasons have a story arch that spans 20 or so episodes. Behind the cheesy concept lies some of the best storylines and characters I've ever seen.

    2. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Hast · · Score: 1

      You should check out "Farscape" which is a good Sci-Fi series. They have some serious story stuff going on there as well, several episodes are 3 parters, which makes for basically a movie of time. (Generally it's not as high tempo as a movie though.)

      As they comment in one episode of Futurama: "You know that at the end of show everything will be the same." Because that way you don't confuse people who miss a few episodes.

      I've heard that the show "24" is supposed to be good as well, haven't seen it yet though.

      Really, what anime series mainly benefit from is that they have a clear story from beginning to end. They know how many episodes they want to cram it into. That way it makes it easier to make a coherent story out of it. More shows should be made on that premice and we'd have a lot more stuff worth watching.

    3. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by slipgun · · Score: 1

      And the soaps, often imported from america. Often, there is no story in these - usually it's just a bunch of people living every day lives, cracking a few jokes. No story to speak of (apart from who's going out with who this episode?)... a little character development but not much reason to tune in regularly. I can watch an episode, skip a few weeks, and not miss anything significant.

      A bit like soaps from Australia, then?

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    4. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Darth+Paul · · Score: 1
      They know how many episodes they want to cram it into. That way it makes it easier to make a coherent story out of it. More shows should be made on that premice and we'd have a lot more stuff worth watching.

      Mmmm, X-Files sure comes to mind when you say this. In western tv, series are kept alive as long as the brand is considered "viable". This is why you have crap like characters coming back from the dead multiple times. Or a series can be running along just fine, and suddenly stop because one of the actors gets pregnant or has a contract dispute.

      In japanese culture, products generally have a shorter shelf life, especially in entertainment. There's no misgivings about planning and creating a good series, letting it run for a short time and then going out on a high note. So sometimes a series will end and leave me badly wishing for more, but I know there's always another series to distract me :)

    5. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, we give you Neighbours but you gave us Baywatch! Trading partners we may be, but that's just not forgivable :)

      Just curious, do you guys take the extra 'u' out of Neighbours when you screen it? :)

    6. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by strider3700 · · Score: 0

      I'd also like to recommend buffy the vampire slayer and its spin off angel. This season has just ended and next season is probably the last but it should be a great one. The story so far has been told in two arcs that tie together to make a season. Both arcs are present to some degree through out the season but are weighted differently depending on the episode. For example this season on buffy the arcs are Buffy's rebirth and the geek trio. Pretty typical for A Joss Whedon series is deal with personal problems then deal with the bad guy.

      The character development on the show is usually subtle. Like in the real world people usually change slowly, however there are those moments that everything gets messed up and people are never the same after words. I rarely notice how the people are different from when they started till I go back and watch the early seasons on tape. It's shocking to see the progress made it 6 years.

      The second season is due out on DVD in mid June I recommend you head out and rent it. Just watch the first few episodes. If you can stop after 5 your stronger then I was. I became hooked while in the middle of the hardest year I had at university. I still found a way to watch the rest of the season and haven't missed an episode since. Hell at this point I pay $60/month for my digital cable and All I use it for is to watch buffy/angel at the earliest possible time and maybe watch some football and rally racing if I'm bored. I still consider $60/month for buffy a steal.

    7. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Bodrius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, let's see what happened to series that tried to tell a continuing story:

      - X-Files tried and very successfully told a good story through its mythology episodes. Guess what: what people complain about the X-Files are the mythology episodes. They demanded more independent episodes, "alien or freak of the week" stories. Their words are typically along the lines of "I can't skip it for a week or two because when I come back, I don't know what's going on".
      So the X-Files ended up being a mixture of independent episodes, independent mythologies (so you could pay attention for only a season), and weird malabarisms to tie the mythologies of each season together. This was partly done to keep the audience interested as mentioned above, and partly to keep milking the series after each mythology ended.
      A problem with good storytelling is that, in order to tell a good story, you need a beginning, development, and an ending. Unless you're remarkably inspired that's hard to build on-the-spot, but if you tell the networks you plan to finish the series in exactly 3 seasons they are not going to be happy. If the show is bad, they'll cancel it before, but if the show is good, they want to keep it running for as long as possible.

      - Millenium tried to do the same as the X-files mythology. It had great character development, a good story to tell, great production values... and no one watched it because they didn't understand what was going on.

      - Babylon 5 was the most ambitious series in that sense of storytelling. Continuous story, almost no isolated episodes, pre-planned five seasons... and is considered the geekiest show ever because you either have seen all of it from the beginning, or you don't know what the big deal is about.
      Mainstream interest degenerated in a direct correlation with the development of the story, in spite of big compromises to try to bring new viewers to the series.

      On the other hand, Star Trek has been successful mostly because it does not depend on real storytelling. Almost every episode is completely independent of each other, and each issue is either completely resolved in an episode, in a series of two-three episodes, or will never be resolved. Watch TNG any time, in any order... you'll notice it just has better execution of the "hit the reset button".

      I agree with you with the need for decent storytelling, and that this depends mostly on continuity, as it is really hard to pack good stories and character development in a couple of episodes.

      Unfortunately, the general public does not.

      They don't have the time or the will to pay attention to a story periodically for that long, and the networks know it (they would probably be reading books if they did). Continuity helps to build a cult out of people who cares, which helps to hype something up to the mainstream media, but the networks are careful not to overdo it, as alienating the mainstream in preference is a bad market move.

      They will put up with the storytelling in the movies because, in order to go to the movies, they have planned already to dedicate their attention to that story for as long, and only as long, as the movie takes.

      Basicly, they are willing to read a book in one sitting, but if they have to stop at a particular chapter, and then remember what they have seen by the time they watch the next chapter, they get annoyed... or worse.

      This is a fundamental problem with television which may or may not be solved with Tivo and similar systems, where the rythm to watch the story is not as imposed.

      I also enjoy that about Anime: it tends to have a sense of story, as opposed to the recurring sketch that is a modern sitcom. But that is just more common in Anime, not prevalent. Some of the most popular Anime series have no story development whatsoever, and that happens to be their main appeal (Ranma comes to mind, Slayers), have a background story that is completely irrelevant/accesory (late Dragonball Z), or are just plain crap (too much to mention).

      So just don't put all your hopes on Anime, if you haven't been exposed to that much of it you might be really disappointed. It's just a new market where you might find a bit more of what you're looking for. You may be lucky, or not, but you probably still have to search a bit.

      Series I recommend for storytelling (in case you haven't seen them yet): Lain, Evangelion, Shojo Kakumei Utena, Noir, Escaflowne, Cowboy Bebop...

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    8. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, where have all the decent stories gone?


      They're called "books", and the neat thing is that the special effects are as good as your mind can make them. You may want to try reading one some time!

    9. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by D.+Doss · · Score: 1

      How about the hit show "24" I only starting watching it exactly one-half the way through the season, but holy shit was it a great show. And it was pure story-telling, and in my opinion they managed to make it feel a lot like a movie that was drawn out over 24 segments. There was a definite beginning and a definite end, but it depended on a gimmick. Despite the reliance on a gimmick though it was still a great show. My only complaint really is that there was a lot of dialogue that was obviously playing on the gimmick, such as "Palmer wants to meet in exactly 26 minutes" and "Kim will be here in 12 minutes" etc etc. And 24 recieved a large amount of critical acclaim, even being called "The best show on TV" if you believe the blurbs. So you never know, maybe tv networks will take the hint that people have a desire for stronger story telling.

    10. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      So that you're not preaching to the choir, why don't you tell the rest of us what the heck 24 was?

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    11. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by nathanh · · Score: 2
      I've recently gotten into anime and I'm really, really loving it. I've never been an avid TV watcher but lately I've been doing several hours of anime a day. I ask myself what it is I love about anime and it's not the visuals or the cuteness or the different-ness, it's the simple fact that they have stories.

      I think it's more likely that you've only seen the good anime. I'd guess that as with all genres about 1% is great, 10% is watchable, and 89% is unbelievably awful. The benefit of anime is that us Westerners don't have to sift through the drek - the importing houses aren't going to waste their time dubbing and repacking stuff that won't sell - so we are only exposed to better-than-average quality of stories and artwork.

    12. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Hast · · Score: 1

      Precisely, instead of having the specific series for 10 seasons (there's seldom material for more than a few anyways) they should start again. Instead of following a specific series or specific characters you can watch series dependent on who wrote the story, who directed/produced it etc.

      And I've only watched the first 4 seasons or so of X-Files. After that every ep felt like "I've already seen this." so I stopped watching. (There are some good X-File stories still though, unfortunately I only rarely see them.)

      The only series which I can think of which I liked all the seasons of is Seinfeld.

    13. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by KH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looks like what you found in animes are in fact common trait in Japanese TV shows. Most comments on the parent seems to miss the point, not surprisingly because most people here are not familiar with how the Japanese TV shows are made.

      Japanese TV shows, especially dramas or animes, which involves a story typically have a life span of three or six months. This is a bit different from the concept of the ``season'' of American TV shows. However a particular TV show may be popular, it is predetermined that the show ends after 13 episodes (typically for 60 minutes shows) or 26 (typically for 30 minutes shows--most animes fall into this category) episodes.

      Given such a restriction, creators of a show concentrate on creating one big continuous story of about nine hours. They don't have to worry about the show being cancelled because they are not going to have another season anyway. Compare this with shows like the X-Files which one of the replies to the parent mentioned. The Japanese creators already know when the mysteries have to be solved, when they have to make the finale, etc., from the beginning. This makes it a lot easier for them because they have a perspective. It would be quite hard for creators when they don't know when they have to reveal the secrets, while they have to keep the interest of viewers.

      There is a peculiar genre in Japanese TV shows, which used to be called ``trendy dramas.'' They typically involve a couple of guys and girls. The interest of the viewers is who is going to be together with whom and how. But the viewers already know when they will know the result. The whole season becomes a process with sometimes twists and detour. Creators spend their effort to make the viewers guessing so that they see each episode. With a limitation of the number of episodes comes a simplicity that allows creators spend efforts in story development. Thus one can see them as if they are a long version of movies.

      Not every story on Japanese TV follow this format, or not every story is a good story, or sometimes they may fail in execution of storytelling, but this format is pretty much predominant, and I think this is a major difference from the American way of storytelling on TV.

      It is quite interesting to see how TV culture developed so differently in Japan. It used to be merely a copy of how things are done in the US. But it seems that the culture developed in a different direction. It is also interesting to see how some ideas are being exported to the American TV culture in recent years (America's Funniest Video, Iron Chef, etc.).

    14. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by superflippy · · Score: 1

      What about that venerable geek standby, Buffy the Vampire Slayer? (I know it's been exported to the UK, not sure about Oz.) IMO, Joss Whedon is a master storyteller. He's created a show that has survived 6 seasons, 2 networks, and the death of the main character without losing its fans, and it definitely has an ongoing storyline.

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    15. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by vortexau · · Score: 1

      Yeah - we get "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel"! IMO these have the best writers of any imports. Some of the Angel stories that go back three centuries (or more) have a saga-quality.

      That takes up my Monday and Tuesday late viewing. The highest quality Oz show (for the writing, acting, and fantasy segments) is "Grass is greener". If it ever reaches other shores I recomend it to TV Viewers. Some places may put it in adult time slots; comedy has been worked-in to include things such as an ignited horse-fart, and the son making a piss-connection with an electrified fence!

      The 'imagionary-fantasy' bits are the best parts.
      .

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    16. Re:Storytelling - a dying art? by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Getting in on this a bit late, but...I wonder, would the following format get over that "can't skip a week or two without losing what's going on"?

      Make a series out of half hour episodes. Each week, broadcast the new ep preceded by the prior week's ep. Network gets to pad out their schedule while only paying for 13 hours' content (26 eps, one a week for two seasons, times 1/2 hour per ep) before (if) the series catches on; viewers who skip one week can see the "new" ep the next week.

  22. segway by firebat162 · · Score: 1

    i wonder if this is kind of like the segway... not accepted much when it first came out, but is embraced later on.

    just a thought.

    1. Re:segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the segway is a toy for fat, lazy, wealthy people.. i can understand it being helpful for disabled or handicapped people.. but for someone normal who has 2 healthy legs, a healthy body in general.. should walk if anything..

      and before i get any sarcastic reply from someone.. i mean walking within a realistic distance

    2. Re:segway by ptbrown · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of the Edsel.

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    3. Re:segway by TastySiliconWafers · · Score: 1

      You're just failing to envision what the real killer app is for the segway. The whole point of the thing is that it can go pretty much anywhere you can go by walking (with the exception of climbing steps and other rough terrain) but it goes there much faster than a human can walk for sustained periods of time. The killer app is door-to-door delivery. Think U.S. Postal Service. Who knows? Maybe the newspaper delivery kid could actually get the newspaper onto the porch instead of throwing it onto the front lawn.

    4. Re:segway by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

      Well you'll have to wait to ask the tyke at the bottom of this page to see if he thinks Segway is a killer app....then again, maybe you won't.

    5. Re:segway by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

      "i can understand it being helpful for disabled or handicapped people.. but for someone normal who has 2 healthy legs"

      Since you have to stand on it, I'd say Segway requires 2 healthy legs. For the disabled, there's Segway's immediate predecessor, the wheelchair that can climb stairs and raise up and balance on two wheels.

  23. A bit of history.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, since this was the 1930's when he viewed television, he may have been viewing the predecessor to the modern cathode-ray tube based tv's we have now. What he was probably looking at was a crude device that reproduced images using spinning wheels much like a strobe tuner. Multiple layers of wheels all spun and their relative speeds is what reproduced the picture, so when the cathode-ray tube became feasable to be used with television, everyone switched to that method.

    1. Re:A bit of history.. by lamont116 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that RCA was heavily into electronic TV by 1936 (it was invented in 1927, after all).

    2. Re:A bit of history.. by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1
      No. The 1936 RCA system was 100% electronic. Zworkin came up with the idea of the iconoscope in 1923, and CRT tubes were available to hobbyists in the 1930's, too. (A 3-inch tube cost about a month's wages) The Baird system in England was mechanical. There were only two significant mechanical TV systems in the US. One was sold mail-order by an American ham who was transmitting slow-scan pictures on his amateur station in the 1920's. He got shut down for promoting a commercial business with his amateur station. The second was the CBS color system, which was the first color TV on the air in the US in early 1950. It was used for only a brief trial, and it worked very well to produce a small color picture, but there were virtually no receivers for this system (one spinning wheel with three colored sections) in the hands of the public. The US got involved in the Korean war right about the time of the initial test, and ex-general Sarnoff used his political connections to get the government to declare a moratorium on color TV in the name of the war effort. This gave Sarnoff the time to browbeat his geeks into developing the poor but much-better-than-it-ought-to-be system that we still use.

      The color wheel has been used successfully in the movie business in recent years. Digitally produced movies are made by taking pictures of computer graphics on a CRT. The highest resolution (closest to theatre film resolution) CRT's are black and white. A color wheel has been used to add color to some of these movies, and it doesn't have to run at real-time speeds to create the film.

    3. Re:A bit of history.. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      The color wheel has been used successfully in the movie business in recent years. Digitally produced movies are made by taking pictures of computer graphics on a CRT.

      I was with you up to here. Elucidate.

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  24. Underwhelming technology by saphena · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At the start of the Afghanistan campaign recently I watched a live broadcast by the BBC correspondent John Simpson perched somewhere up a mountain in Afghanistan who was using a satellite video link.

    The video was a bit jumpy and flaky and I was initially critical of the quality and thought "why can't the BBC do better?".

    A little while later, however, I suddenly realised the significance of what I was seeing:-

    Here we have a man, perched on a mountain in the middle of nowhere, in a country with no electricity and being bombed by an overwhelming force, actually making a live broadcast with sound and colour video! I'm sitting in the comfort of my living room witnessing events as they happen several thousand miles away.

    Isn't that truly amazing? It's easy to criticize the defects of new technology. Sometimes it needs a real leap of imagination to spot the virtues.

    1. Re:Underwhelming technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Simpson was too busy liberating Kabul to worry about the quality of the link, you have to get your priorities right! I bet you thought the countless sorties flown by US and allied forces and the anti-Taliban insurgencies bought freedom to Afghanistan, well you're wrong, it was the BBC, they liberated Kabul.

      John Simpson... good reporter, but such a modest fellow.

    2. Re:Underwhelming technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be funny if it wasn't the BBC's fault for having created Afghanistan in the first place. "Ok, so now we'll draw some lines on this map and create this country to use as a buffer zone. It'll ruin the lives of everyone who lives here for 100 years, but we'll get plenty of news stories about it in the future."

    3. Re:Underwhelming technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it all wrong. Geraldo Rivera librated Kabul. Blindfolded. With his hands behind his back.

      How does Geraldo do it?

    4. Re:Underwhelming technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... the BBC did that? Actually Afghanistan was never under British rule so their dividing lines and tribal disputes are entirely their own making in a colonial context, however US support for the mujahideen in the 80's is another issue, but it's not a British issue, I seems you're getting mixed upw it Kashmir.

    5. Re:Underwhelming technology by hplasm · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. With the (soccer) World Cup coming up, live action looking like it was being held in the next town, there is no sense of the globalness of it all. I remember the Mexico WC, for example, when I was a kid, with the telephone bandwidth commentary and o-so-blurry pictures. You *KNEW* that you were watching something from far away, with a magivcal quality that's missing today.

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  25. Well... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank God they shit-canned that idea.

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
  26. Porn Industry/Singles Clubs are already doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Porn already far surpassed that expectation for most of us slashdotters when we first got nntp access and were downloading HOT LESBIAN ACTION PATRY C00L C00L.zip. May I kindly suggest that you hook yourself up to a porn expierence worthy of the 21st century. Single's clubs have meta searched live video convergences that rival the size of small cities. You can find 30 women that will take their clothes off for you for 2-3 minutes if you'll do the same. It is sort of the ultimate safe sex routine borne out of the lingering fears of such things as aids and babies. I'm certain when sex suits become more popular we will all have them, and we will see all the poor 40 year old trolls dissapear forever into masturbatory bliss and a new generation will arise to take their place with new pictures of new sexual animals that they have created in their vicariously-lived psuedo life where they have become sexual predators.

  27. Don't waste your money by Rhinobird · · Score: 2

    Don't waste your money...I hear that there are these new things called 'orthicons' that are gonna sweep the industry...

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    If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
  28. I can't understand the English in that article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it only me, or is the English in that article really hard to read? I can understand 19th century British English with ease, but this is full of fad-slang, which can not be understood by me.

    1. Re:I can't understand the English in that article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... I thought nothing could be worse than the bullshit slang of the late 90's dotcom speak, however this could be worse, but at least the technology they reported on had some sticking power!

    2. Re:I can't understand the English in that article by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      it gets somewhat idiomatic in places, but it's still clear to a native speaker what he means...

    3. Re:I can't understand the English in that article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just you.

      And possibly some of the other one-trick-ponies out there that never learned to read, since their tech jobs don't require it.

    4. Re:I can't understand the English in that article by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Remember, this was the era of Gertrude Stein. The New York Times also particularly loved the incomprehensible poet. But there was a general idea that words were art and could be as abstract as Picaso' paintings and that alone was part of the fun.

      We may look at the words now as mumbo jumbo, and perhaps it is... But it can make for amusing reading.

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  29. Behind the times... even for 1936 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I know each country likes to believe they invented Radio, TV, the lightbulb etc, however by 1936 the BBC already had a mature 405 line service up and running in England, they were doing this sort of experimental stuff with Baird equipment in the late 20's.

  30. Doesn't impress me either... by codingbytes · · Score: 1

    After all, black and white television. I **would** be impressed though if you could run Linux on it. j/k! ;-)

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  31. Subsidized Time by suzander · · Score: 1

    Infinite Jest, a novel by David Foster Wallace, details a time when broadcast TV is replaced by ordering specific shows, which are then physically delivered daily to your household. Missing the TV advertisement revenue, companies started to buy the rights to entire years, which became known as Subsidized Time. Instead of numbered years, years became designated by the company who purchased the rights, like The Year of the Whopper, The Year of Glad, or The Year of the Depend Adult Under-garment.

  32. TV was already 5 years in the works... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    when he wrote this. As he says: "It was 1931 that we last reported on television, and our readers must be wondering how things are shaping up. Not any too good. Engineers are working like beavers, but it appears that our homes are in no immediate danger. The cost of sending and receiving even the sappiest image is terrific; twenty-five miles is still considered a good hop; and a facial expression, however rapt, is often damaged en route."

    In short, technology had not progressed enough in the past 5 years to make this a practical application for the home. The exitement of the concept and the idea that this might one day be commonplace technology, had probably already worn off.

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  33. Re:Porn Industry/Singles Clubs are already doing i by blue+trane · · Score: 1, Funny

    we will see all the poor 40 year old trolls dissapear forever into masturbatory bliss

    damn your perspicacity!

    something in me is protesting that the true spirit of trolling though is independent of sexual satiety, and there may be a few of us who would remain true to the trolling spirit even into old age, even with more efficient masturbatory technology.

  34. Typical revisionism by avsed · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It really is amazing how the more things change, the more they stay the same - even back then, American revisionism was alive and well: the inventor of Television wasn't an American, it was a Brit (a Scotsman actually): John Logie Baird.
    OK, that was the only on-topic bit, now for my rant:
    I know this looks like flamebait, but this level of shoddy journalism (not checking facts) is rife, and seeing it in the NYT infuriates me. I've lived in both countries (US, UK) and it is amazing how culturally insular the US is - many otherwise very intelligent citizens grow up thinking that inventions and discoveries that were originally from or made abroad (Chinese, Arabic, or European mostly), were made by Americans. Give me a break! This attitude is so in-grained that Hollywood has regularly rewritten whole wars (normally to make America look far more noble than it is - if you want to see how noble a country really is, look at how they treat their poor and needy) in the name of "entertainment" - when really it is just to pandar to primative notions of patriotism in order to sell more.

    That said, the NYT (WP, LAT) are still far superior to the majority of UK trash that gets labelled as newspapers. I just wish they (and slashdot) would get their facts right.

    Dan

    1. Re:Typical revisionism by jpatters · · Score: 2

      The New York Times != The New Yorker

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    2. Re:Typical revisionism by CaseStudy · · Score: 2

      This article didn't appear in the New York Times. It appeared in the New Yorker, an entertainment magazine.

    3. Re:Typical revisionism by Morky · · Score: 1

      I understand your point of view, but how can the reprint of an article from the New Yorker in 1936 be revisionism and shoddy reporting? There was nothing said about who invented what. It was a writer's reaction to a demonstration of television being developed at RCA in 1936.

    4. Re:Typical revisionism by Morky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article was on the development of electronic television, not mechanical television. I would, though, tend to agree that the fact that Thomas Edision (multiplexing telegraph, phonograph, electric light bulb, motion picture, and much more) was American leaves a lot of Americans with the impression that everything was invented here. Most people in the U.S. think that Alexander Bell was American, but he was a Brit who emigrated with his family to the U.S. If you run down the list of major modern inventions, you would see a pattern that most of them came from western Europe and the U.S. I would be interested in your list of modern inventions that came from the Arab world. (I'm not being provocative here. I just would like to know because I couln't find any on the Net.)

    5. Re:Typical revisionism by avsed · · Score: 1

      Arab modern inventions - how about modern math? Whilst Europe was stagnating in the Middle Ages, the Arab world housed the intellectual elite (the number zero was quite a handy discovery, as was Algebra - an Arabaic word).

      Dan

    6. Re:Typical revisionism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> how about modern math?

      Sorry, dude: Arabs didn't invent that, if you mean the numerals and the concept of zero. They got it from the folks on the Indian peninsula. They picked those up on their travels and trading with the western Indians...

    7. Re:Typical revisionism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb. Another Brit, Joseph Swan did; 20 years before Edison.

    8. Re:Typical revisionism by offlerthecrocgod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why has the parent poster been slashed down to 0 (pissing off ammerican audience). I dont want to flame but an american did not invent the tv "Philo Farnsworth"-who?? im sorry but ill bet he was american , he did not invent the tv John Logie Baird as stated above was the inventor he was working in Dublin ( Ireland ) at the time i believe , just like americans didnt invent the Computer , no the English didnt either , a German beat them all to it just before the begining of WW11 ( google for zuze computer not suse !!).The jet fighter was the English , who were gracious enough to lend there jet tech to America , so they could share there knowledge . No Hope , the english were denied all American tech and the Americans built on the English's work.USSR was first in eveything in space EXCEPET to the moon the are building the ISS with American money ( with MIR they have a lot of exeprience ), that the only thing that prevented them from getting there first , money . Nothing againts America I still think its a great country but not everything is invented in america!.ill be moded as offtopic i presume , who cares , what i said is still true.

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    9. Re:Typical revisionism by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      The confusion here is that John Logie Baird invented television using spinning discs, while i think Philo Farnsworth was the first to use the cathode ray tube for this purpose.

      On the jet fighter comment, the germans invented the first operational jet fighter. I think you mean the attempts to break the sound barrier. In which the British developed the tailplane in which the entire wing moved rather than just flaps. The British shared what they had learned with the US under the apprehension that they would share information. It was only after they had sent their research that the US team could not give any in return, "in the interest of national security" one of the most overused phrases of all time

    10. Re:Typical revisionism by hplasm · · Score: 0

      Frank Whittle developed the gas turbine engine, patented in 1930.The German Luftwaffe had a jet plane operational by April 1939 (Me 163), previously using a rocket powered plane (He 178). The RAF used the Whittle engine in the Gloster E28/39 in May 1941.

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    11. Re:Typical revisionism by Kenneth · · Score: 2

      I dont want to flame but an american did not invent the tv "Philo Farnsworth"-who?? im sorry but ill bet he was american , he did not invent the tv John Logie Baird as stated above was the inventor he was working in Dublin ( Ireland ) at the time i believe

      You are absolutely correct that Philo Farnsworth didn't invent the concept of television. He invented the first all electronic television.
      link

      The other individual you mentioned invented a functional Television first, however it was mechanical.He later much improved on the electronic design, and for that deserves much credit, however Farnsworth did invent television in pretty much the form we use today.

      , just like americans didnt invent the Computer , no the English didnt either , a German beat them all to it just before the begining of WW11

      Gee I always thought Charles Babbage was English, and in every CS book that mentions the history of the computer, Babbage is credited as it's inventor. I also thought he invented it in the 1830's, long before the First World War, let alone the second, although it is true that Babbage may not deserve all of the credit for inventing the first real computer.

      I found Konrad Zuse (not 'zuze'). His machines were rather remarkable. He had paper paper tape (although he used old movie film because paper for paper tape or punch cards was in short supply), he used binary, and considered using vaccum tubes instead of relays, but found relays to be more plentiful. His machine also predated the Harvard Mark I(IBM ASCC), however that machine was apparently invented independantly, and the fact that the Z3 had predated it was not found out until after WWII. All of this information is here.

      However, several full fleged computers predated Zuse's machine, including Babbage's machines, and the Turnig machine.

      The jet fighter was the English , who were gracious enough to lend there jet tech to America.

      Gee, my history books always said it was Germany. They were at least the first to use them AS fighters during WWII.

      From here
      1939 First jet aircraft is flown, Heinkel HE 178 Heinkel Germany
      1942 First operational jet, ME-262 Messerschmitt Germany


      It kinda looks to me like it wasn't the British, but actually the Germans who deveoped the first Jet.

      Nothing againts America I still think its a great country but not everything is invented in america!.ill be moded as offtopic i presume , who cares , what i said is still true.

      It's nice of you to say that we're a great country, and that you have nothing against us, (some of your aside comments would indicate otherwise, but I'll take you at your word), but what you say isn't really true. You failed to make even the most cursory of checks using google for any of the claims you made.

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  35. Re:Typical revisionism - a useful link by avsed · · Score: 1

    Replying to my own post, but here's something that explains J.L.Baird's significant contributions and gives dates:
    John Logie Baird
    Dan

  36. The invention of TV by gargle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://newyorker.com/critics/atlarge/?020527crat_a tlarge

    Philo T. Farnsworth was born in 1906, and he looked the way an inventor of that era was supposed to look: slight and gaunt, with bright-blue exhausted eyes, and a mane of brown hair swept back from his forehead. He was nervous and tightly wound. He rarely slept. He veered between fits of exuberance and depression. At the age of three, he was making precise drawings of the internal mechanisms of locomotives. At six, he declared his intention to follow in the footsteps of Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell. At fourteen, while tilling a potato field on his family's farm in Idaho, he saw the neat, parallel lines of furrows in front of him, and it occurred to him--in a single, blinding moment--that a picture could be sent electronically through the airwaves in the same way, broken down into easily transmitted lines and then reassembled into a complete picture at the other end.

    1. Re:The invention of TV by Bender_ · · Score: 1
      ...and it occurred to him--in a single, blinding moment--that a picture could be sent electronically through the airwaves in the same way, broken down into easily transmitted lines and then reassembled into a complete picture at the other end.

      So what ? Other people did this even before he was born. Sorry, Farnsworth is definitly NOT the inventor of television, but is just a piece in a bigger scheme.

    2. Re:The invention of TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Farnsworth did invent the TV... Sorry your wrong! Do a little research before you post...

    3. Re:The invention of TV by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2

      Your posted link says that Nipkow's system didn't work. Philo T. Farnsworth's system did. Just because Nipkow postulates that television is possible doesn't make him the inventor.

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  37. Megacycle by eap · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The part about them transmitting the signal back on a "megacycle" caught my attention. I took this to mean they sent the television picture back over the airwaves at a frequency of 1mHz (1 Hz = 1 cycle), or a wavelength of 300m. That's a pretty low end of the spectrum to send a complex signal like television, given that most television signals are now between 150 and 200mHz. You can send a signal at ~15mHz, albeit at a slow scan rate. Does anyone know what frequency they likely used for this transmission?

    1. Re:Megacycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't send much on millihertz, that's true. Oh, did you mean MHz maybe?

      Look, in 36 there was no video standard. There was no NTSC with its 6 MHz bandwidth per channel. They just sent whatever they felt like sending to represent the B/W image. 1MHz bandwidth with sideband suppression would work on 1MHz.

    2. Re:Megacycle by RevRigel · · Score: 3, Informative

      1mHz = .001 Hz
      1MHz = 1e6 Hz

    3. Re:Megacycle by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (* The part about them transmitting the signal back on a "megacycle" caught my attention. I took this to mean they sent the television picture back over the airwaves at a frequency of 1mHz (1 Hz = 1 cycle), or a wavelength of 300m. That's a pretty low end of the spectrum to send a complex signal like television, *)

      He probably chopped off the multiplier from his write-up. They probably told them something like, "it goes over a 100 megacycle frequency", and EB only wrote down "megacycle".

      You know how the press is.

    4. Re:Megacycle by Hollinger · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try this link. It looks like the low end was around 40-50 MHz.

    5. Re:Megacycle by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

      The 525-line standard for TV transmissions in the US was not put in place until the end of 1941. The number of lines per image for the original iconoscope was 240 and images per second (sometime around 1936 RCA went up to 441 lines) might have been low enough that the total video bandwidth was around 1 MHz. WCAU (mentioned in another message) was a Farnsworth station, and Farnsworth and RCA were (intense) competitors at that time, so the technoloby would not necessarily have been very similar. Farnsworth had turned down an offer to sell out to RCA. Frequency was probably 30-40 MHz. Four years later, RCA agreed to license Farnsworth's technology and pay him royalties. His were the only patents for which RCA ever agreed to pay royalties. They got everything else they needed either through reciprocal licensing or by buying out those who were afraid to compete with them. The mention of the iconoscope suggests that this was before Zworkin's image orthicon, which was RCA's great contribution to TV. http://www.tvhandbook.com/History/History_timeline . tm

    6. Re:Megacycle by blowhole · · Score: 2

      (1 Hz = 1 cycle)

      1 Hz = 1 cycle/second

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  38. Radiation nostalgia by Gray · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The quote mediating on the irony of shooting a signal that represents a picture of a television around New York is pretty amazing to me.

    I remember the first time I streamed audio to a shoutcast rebroadcaster half way across the country and then received it back on a second computer. Thousands of miles and an arsenal of human technology just so I create a 3 second delay and lose some audio quality. It's been 70 years, the battle continues.

    1. Re:Radiation nostalgia by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      If you want to see something slightly related and cool, point a live feed into it's own monitor. You get some hella trippy effects, like blue swirling globs of lava lamp looking stuff. You have to be close the the monitor in a dark room, otherwise you just get a hall of mirrors effect. It's interesting that the effect can be "seeded" too. A red light will seed the red image which will keep feeding back after the red light is off. Play with it sometime.

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  39. Language by JollyTX · · Score: 1

    I was surprised by the language. It sounds quite modern; if I had read the text without knowing it was from 1936, I'd never have guessed from the style alone (althought the _contents_ might have given me a clue, and I might have started to suspect something when seeing the word "thence").

    And could they really print "hell" in 1936? ;)

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    1. Re:Language by TomHandy · · Score: 1

      That's the difference between a magazine like the New Yorker and a regular newspaper (or even other magazines)....this is a magazine that also had James Thurber writing for them...:) Tom

    2. Re:Language by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      Maybe not so surprising - the advent of television "locked down" english to a greater degree, I suspect, than was the case when regional dialects could evolve and spread without everyone being aware of how funny they sounded. Now there's a standard ("broadcast english") to compare with. Not that this is going to petrify the language, but it could slow it down...

  40. A more recent demonstration... by rnturn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...of the current state of television was presented in my family room this morning. I wasn't impressed either. Not much has changed on the past 70 years.

    Luckily I have a stack of books that I haven't gotten around to reading yet.

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  41. not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is simply more prone to encouraging big jumps in infrastructure rather than incremental ones. However, individuals are generally more likely to be part of incremental changes if they can do so without losing legacy support... such as with consoles (I'd submit PS1 to PS2 is an incremental change), cars, and computers.

    What we have is a country filled with first adopters, but only wanting to upgrade "if it's worth it." This usually encourages larger changes, unless the perceived value of an incremental change outweighs the cost.

    It's up to you to decide whether this is good or not.

  42. Malcolm Gladwell's book review. by mahlen · · Score: 2, Informative

    More interesting, I think, is the ever-thoughtful Malcolm Gladwell's review of two books about Philo T. Farnsworth. Contrary to the expected take of how small genius inventors are destroyed by large credit-stealing corporations, Gladwell argues that corporations are the safest and sanest way to let genius inventors concentrate on inventing. Worth reading.

    mahlen

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  43. ATTN: moderators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The above poster is correct. John Logie Baird was the first inventor of television.

  44. Geek lingo is bang up. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* "iconoscoping", "direct wire", "megacycle", when the hell are we gonna get stuff that sounds this cool. *)

    This is what happens when you let the press talk to geeks. The marketing staff would have been able to say, "This is a television camera. It is just like a movie camera, but does not have to wait until the film is developed. Now we are going to use the camera to show a picture of a television screen, almost like taking a movie picture of a movie screen."

    Geeks may be great at building the stuff, but DON'T let them talk to the press, unless you want your stock price to take a dive.

  45. Leon Theremin by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 2

    Leon Theremin (Lev Sergievitch Termen) actually developed his own version of television at about the same time, but it was appropriated by the Soviet government for surveillance purposes.

    No, really. Read this book. Theremin was an interesting guy.

  46. Similar to my first experience with the Internet by joshv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe it was in 1990. My campus did not have direct access to the Internet, but it had a Vax, and a 9600 bps leased line to Western Michigan University, which had some limited access to the Internet via a bizarre customized terminal server hookup. If I entered the right incantations at the terminal server prompt I could telnet out of the system, to anywhere - well, at least a certain percentage of the time, and it seemed many sites where not reachable.

    I had a friend from high school who had somewhat less resitricted access to the Internet in California. Luckily I was able to telnet into his account and gain access to all sorts of wonderful things. Usenet, chat, and MUDs... I think I lost a year to a wonderful little place at MIT called "The End of the Line".

    A year later we got dialup access and a Unix system and I was able to enjoy all of this, plus line noise at 1200 bps.

    I guess my point (if I have one) is that things are accelerating. I now sit at the end of my own dedicated 1.5 Mbps pipe on a laptop which is probably something like 100 times faster than that Vax I used to access the Internet. This after only 12 years. TV hasn't changed much in 50.

    -josh

  47. Here Is New York by mgarraha · · Score: 2

    Mr. White also wrote many outstanding essays. In his 1948 Here Is New York, he extols the city's resilience and eerily predicts what a few airplanes could do to it.

    1. Re:Here Is New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, read it again. It doesn't "earily predict" anything. It only mentions that in a fog, an airplane ran into the Empire State Building, and it did. That's fact, not prediction.

    2. Re:Here Is New York by mgarraha · · Score: 2

      I think we're on different pages. Several people cited this excerpt after September 11.

  48. Not impressed? by Kargan · · Score: 2

    It seems to me that E.B. was impressed with the idea of television, just not the (flawed) execution of the idea that he was a witness to. Surely anyone from back then would be able to guess how ubiquitous this device would potentially become...

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  49. The other side of the coin by Hispet · · Score: 1

    I can't stand the merciless drone of the inane things on television these days myself but how many of you currently have cable television in their home? Probably most of you. Television does have it's good points: * Jeopardy * the news (even though it is only what the media wants us to know) * visual confirmation of current on-goings * movies * and it has been known to appease the whiney child

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  50. 1936-2002 by Shuh · · Score: 1
    "The New Yorker is running an article from their archives from 1936. In it, E.B.White (author of Charlotte's Web) discusses a demonstration he attended of the current state of television, which didn't impress him at all."


    ... and it's been down-hill ever since!
  51. oh well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember looking at an old Scientific American, I think it was somewhere between 1890 to 1900. The front cover has a facsimile (though not a very good one) of the face of the kaiser. People back then weren't completely techno-phobic.

  52. Re:Porn Industry/Singles Clubs are already doing i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it is not possible for a man or woman who is sexualy active (virtual or otherwise) to think about irrelevent things such as trolling.

  53. Stargate SG-1 n/t by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    n/t

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  54. Philo T. Farnsworth's life sounds by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2

    like a Philip K. Dick short story. Brilliant guy comes up with a world-shattering invention only to get robbed by the fat cats and then loses his mind.

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    1. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth's life sounds by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

      Farnsworth did get license money from RCA. RCA did its best to write him out of the history of TV, and he spent a lot of time at oblivion thereafter. After selling out most of his interests in TV, Farnsworth got to work on something called the Farnsworth Fusor, or something like that. Supposed to be nuclear fusion in a bottle, or something like that. Some of them are still used in labs, but they don't have any high-value commercial applications, as far as is known.

    2. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth's life sounds by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2

      IIRC he was featured on one of those shows like 'to tell the truth' back in the 50's. At the end of the show it was revealed that he was the inventor of television.

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  55. Re:Baird, etc by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    A Russian presented a paper back in 1909 that pretty well outlined how modern TV would work. Baird invented (mechanical) TV. Farnsworth got credit for electronic TV. EMI came out with 405 line TV in England in 1936; RCA topped them soon after in the US with 441 lines. The British system succeeded sooner because the British government was expecting a war and subsidized development of TV (broadcasting in England being government controlled) so that development of high-frequency + high-power RF tubes, antennas, and know-how would be accelerated to help their national defense. The British investment worked and helped development of early radar, which was very important. But the Germans, who had the worst pre-war TV system, had the best early radars, and the klystron, which made much better radar possible, was invented in the US in 1937.

  56. My favourite 30's quote by epeus · · Score: 2

    "Television? the word is half Latin and half Greek. No good will come of it" - CP Scott, Editor of the Manchester Guardian