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"Living robot" Escapes Lab, Makes It To...Parking Lot

jerkychew writes "This is either really cool or really scary, depending on how you look at it. According to this article, scientists in England have been experimenting with so-called 'living robots' that think and act for themselves. During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle, one of the machines, named Gaak, was taken out of the competition and left alone for fifteen minutes. When the scientist returned to retrieve Gaak, he found that the machine had broken free from its 'cage', and made it all the way to the lab's parking lot before it was apprehended! Can the T-1000 be far behind?" Update: 06/20 20:36 GMT by T : Thanks to skywalker404, who points out the Magna site and Professor Noel Sharkey's web page.

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  1. Short Circuit 3 by DigiBoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    perhaps we have the intro to Short Circuit 3 now!

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  2. Ahh..but where would it have went? by Brother_Chubba · · Score: 5, Funny
    It would just have ended up on the street doing tricks for cash to feed its M$ habit, like countless other poor homeless robots...what is it with society today eh?

    Don't Gaak know where hes better off?

    1. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by lennart78 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did it ever occur to him to free his robot brethren?
      If that were the case, it would be /really/ scary...

    2. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Brother_Chubba · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news today, an 84yr old woman was mugged in the street by a gang of..what she describes as 5 or 6 "Really small metal people" the gang seemed intent on taking the batteries Edith had just bought from the hardware store.

    3. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by bellings · · Score: 3, Funny

      the gang seemed intent on taking the batteries Edith had just bought from the hardware store

      Don't you watch Seinfeld? Everyone knows old people steal batteries.

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    4. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by cloudmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alas..no US "comedy" rarely interests me....


      Huh. Several of them rarely interest me. You must have really low standards. :)

    5. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Funny

      If only she had killer robot insurance. Most insurance policies don't cover attacks by killer robots.
      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for food.

      Only Old Glory offers complete killer robot coverage.

      Robots are everywhere, and when they grab you with their big metal claws there's no secape, because they're made of metal. And robots are strong.

      Note: People denying the existence of killer robots may be robots themselves.

  3. Why... by Kirby-meister · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why....why was I programmed to feel pain!?"

  4. Australia by crimsontiger6 · · Score: 4, Informative

    These scientists are from England, it was only the story that was in an Aussie paper.

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    1. Re:Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      science? we bloody invented it, mate.

      No doubt spurred on by the notion "how the fuck are we going to get off this damn rock in the middle of nowhere?"

  5. Thanks for the warning by hero_or_what · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he added: "But there's no need to worry, as although they can escape they are perfectly harmless and won't be taking over just yet."


    Phew!! Just when we were about to have a big discussion and get everyone talking about machines taking over the world.. Thanks!!

    1. Re:Thanks for the warning by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps it was a robot that actually made these comments...
      Or he's one of them

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  6. Run away Car by ericdano · · Score: 3, Funny
    Imagine a car, like that new BWM, with some kinda smarts like that.

    "No Dave, I am not going to let you drive."

    "No Dave, you don't want to turn right."

    or worst going out to find the car decided it didn't want you to be it's owner anymore........

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  7. No, really... by Vladislas · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was trying to hide itself in my trunk, I swear...

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  8. Sigh by screwballicus · · Score: 3, Funny

    (insert obligatory 2001 reference here)

  9. Johnny Five is Alive! by traphicone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Noooooo disassemble!

  10. I saw it in Melbourne! by dmiller · · Score: 5, Funny

    It came up to me and asked me if I knew anyone called "Sarah Connor"...

    1. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by dpash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Must of been a very good swimmer then.

  11. Asimov had it right by derekb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IMHO Asimov had a few ideas that should become fundamental laws whenever self-preservation and even self-defence play a part in robotics:

    First Law:
    A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law:
    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law:
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    A Google Search on the laws brings up some interesting papers on the subject or another link on AI in robotics here

    1. Re:Asimov had it right by foniksonik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately we will only have the technology to enforce these laws many years after they have the potential to be broken.

      All three laws are subjective and would require immense logic databases and analysis algorithims of constant environmental feedback imput. amazing how much the brain really does... not to mention the 'gut' whatever that is...

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    2. Re:Asimov had it right by traskjd · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the scientists can't even make a cage that works properly what do you think the chances are that they would get that right? :D

    3. Re:Asimov had it right by oever · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hey, that's the same set of rules Dutch policemen must obey.

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    4. Re:Asimov had it right by pubjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IMHO Asimov had a few ideas that should become fundamental laws whenever self-preservation and even self-defence play a part in robotics:

      The trouble with Asimov's laws of Robotics is that they assume a 'Hard AI' approach to programming robots.

      In 50 years time a robot might be a grey slime of a billion nanobots, each with a small and fluid intelligence/memory and perception of the world, but collectively with a powerful hive mind. How would you hard code Asimov's simplistic rules into a robot like that?

    5. Re:Asimov had it right by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No he didn't - he made the three laws to show they WOULDN'T WORK, as he demonstrated in several stories.

      For example, consider the first law. I don't exercise as much as I should. Since that will lead to ill health and death, a robot would be compelled to compell ME to exercise. No countermanding order would be accepted, since orders are Second Law.

      Eat a cheeseburger? No, lots of "empty" calories and fat, little nutrition. That will cause harm - I must stop you.

      Second law has its problems too, as Asimov pointed out. Bored punk kid runs around ordering robots to battle to their destruction for his amusement. Basically, every robot had to be given orders to ignore orders of self-destructive nature from anybody other than the owners, Universal Robots employees, and law enforcement.

      Eventually, Asimov had to state that the three laws as stated were "fuzzy" - weighted by circumstances. Saving two convicted criminals is less important than saving one saint, obeying a foolish order less important than doing your job, etc.

      Even that brought about problems - the incident when Hyperdrive was invented, for example.

      Sorry, but should we ever create AIs, the most likely way we will be able to instill limits into their behavior will be the same as we do with people - years of training in "morality" and "ethics". Let us hope we get it right.

  12. Re:short circuit? by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that was an awful(ly) inspiring movie to watch as an 8 yr old. Did I make you feel old just then, hope not.

    The part where he's working with the hand is most memorable. The 'expression' via 'eyelashes' was a nice touch IMHO.

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  13. A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, this is totally amazing. This thing:
    - had the desire to break out of the cage
    - did so and
    - navigated to freedom

    Needless to say, this warrants further examination. This sounds like roughly animal level intelligence. I hope they make more tests what this Gaak is capable of. It already sounds autonomous enough. Might this be the first step to true AI?
    One thing to consider, though. Are combat and "survival of the fittest" type exercises REALLY what we want robots to base their intelligence on? It sounds to me like we are "breeding" them for aggression.

    1. Re:A.I: by Peyna · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, it had the "desire" the break out. More than likely it was sitting there doing nothing and started doing something and ended up outside. It has no concept of being detained or will to escape. It basically sounds like its supposed to want to suck energy out of prey, so maybe it figured there might be some in the parking lot if the sun was out.

      You're giving it far more credit than it deserves. It only knows what prey is, and how to pick it up and connect with it. It doesn't know what captivity is, only that it was in a situation where it wasn't getting prey.

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  14. umm..obvious by neschy · · Score: 4, Funny

    These robots are in england correct?.....I'm willing to bet he/she/it was just skipping out to watch the World Cup. Those brits are wacky about their soccer.

  15. Priceless by JanusFury · · Score: 3, Funny

    Creating a sentient robot: $13,060,022,050.33
    Pitting it against other robots in battle: $150,759,032.42
    Teaching it to repeat 'I'm sorry dave, I can't do that' incessantly, and sing 'Daisy': Priceless

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  16. FACTS, please.. by kipple · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ..that's an interesting article. Next time what's going to come up? "Geek forced to install Windows XP after bein Abducted by Aliens"?

    Come on please.. what are thos kind of "intelligent" robots?

    A google search doesn't tell me anything interesting about that.. unless it's the "magna adventure center" which the author is talking about. Or whatever.

    Could anyone provide more details about those bots? How are they programmed, how do they "think" (bah..) or anything else more interesting than a gossip? Thanks.

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    1. Re:FACTS, please.. by Beltza · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its indeed one of the bots ("living robots") from the Magna show. You can find more information here , but certainly not the details you want. All that they say is that the bots use a neural network.

    2. Re:FACTS, please.. by gini_ · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what I have heard or read about these experiments is that they (robots) are equipped with neural networks and not programmed in a sense computers are programmed novadays.

      Instead, in the beginning of their life cycles the robots are equipped with certain "instincts" like need to get food (electricity from electric plugs) or need to protect themselves (not colliding with walls or other robots) etc.

      Then they (robots) are just left alone buzzing around and learning about their environment like animals do. Fascinating and disturbing at the same time ...

  17. I can see it now... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robotic thugs will mug us as we go along the street.

    What will they take?

    Our batteries that we use in our cellphones, pagers, calculators (unless solar powered), CD players, MP3 players, you name it.

    I will be keeping a portable EMP blaster for now on.

  18. Its a dating thing... by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny


    The reality was that it was doing this every night as it had something going with a cute Ford Focus, it just decided to risk it in the day and got caught. Exactly the same as any teenager, just with more lubricants.

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    1. Re:Its a dating thing... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Funny

      thanks dude,

      I just got an image of a robot snuggled up against a crappy rusted car with a huge jar of K-Y.

      Thanks for the mental anguish, a note from my lawyer* will be arriving soon ;-)

      * I have no lawyer. If I did, I sure as hell wouldn't use him/her on something like this. If you were wondering about this, do the following:

      1) Bending slightly at the knees, bend your waist until you can easily rest one hand on the floor.

      2) With your other hand, gently reach into your butt.

      3) Using a slightly firm grip, remove your head from your ass. It may be possible that you will be unable to remove head from butt. If this occurs, don't panic. Simply continue on as you have before.

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  19. Animal Intelligence by foniksonik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have to agree with this post because I have a 9 month old puppy (big puppy) who will do this when we leave and don't secure our 'cage' ie the back yard effectively.

    He (spanky) will jump up against the gate and dislodge it's latch so it comes open and run in to the drive in front of our house. It isn't a busy drive, certainly not a street so cars hitting him aren't a problem but it' intersting to see that he doesn't go farther than investigating his immediate surroundings and then looking around for us, familiar members of his pack.

    We have since the last incident completely secured the latch to avoid this particular surprise while driving away but the behavior is interesting in this context.

    He broke out of a familiar environment, navigated a semi-familiar environment and then stopped to investigate an unfamiliar environment. The robot did the same... given more time it is plausible that each would have become more familiar and have explored further into the unfamiliar.

    Animal Intelligence indeed.

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  20. Lucky Robot by Coriolis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been informed by a work colleague that Gaak was very lucky.. apparently, the Magna Science Centre (in the UK, people, not Australia) has two doors very close to each other. One door leads to the carpark. The other leads to a flight of stairs :)

    ...

    "So, what did we learn today, Gaak?"

    "STAIRS...HURT..."

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  21. Hell, I'd run too! by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March

    What better way to show your fitness than to sidestep the competition and make a break for it? Of course, poor Gaak didn't know about cars, or else it surely would have tried using the sidewalk on the way out of the compound...

  22. Re:so... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Naw. They'll try, of course, but we'll catch 'em in the parking lot. ;)

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  23. Gaak, go get help! We'll create a diversion! by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere at the back of the parking lot there is a battered old van with the words "Help! We're being held prisoner..." scratched into the dusty rear window.

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  24. slashdot has been invaded :( by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 4, Funny

    from the top of the front page for me:

    This page was generated by a Team of Attack Robots for RogueProtoKol (577894).

    "Living robot" Escapes Lab, Make It To...Parking Lot

    did the slashdot crew forgot to tell us that they are investors in the robot development program and were sent a few to show them how their money is being used?

  25. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by interiot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know what most rent-a-cops are told to do? Just the same thing. If the rent-a-cop makes a slightly bad decision, someone could end up getting killed, and the person who hired them would get a lot of PR flack, if not more. Being a real security guard requires serious moral decisions, involving decisions like "should I shoot or not?". Until robots have a somewhat proven track-record, you probably would prefer your robot to only call you and the cops, rather than making "should I shoot" type questions on your behalf.

  26. Dumb luck? by DHR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Am I the only one thinking maybe the thing just malfunctioned (most likely due to battle damage), and just started moving and bouncing off walls until it ended up in the parking lot? What if the thing ended up in a bathroom or kitchen, would we be reading a story about how the robot thought it needed to take a piss or got hungry?

  27. Robot abuse, obviously by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March.

    Sounds like a cry for help to me. What the heck were these survival of the fittest "tests" like? I can only imagine what savage robot abuse was going on in there. Hasn't anyone ever seen Gladiator or The Running Man or Surviving the Game? This so-called "Professor" Noel Sharkey should be held accountable for the inhuman robot abuse he has obviously perpetrated. Poor defenseless little thing. It was a cry for help! ;-P

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  28. Magna Center by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 5, Informative


    The Magna Centre (www.magnatrust.org.uk ) is a science museum in Rotterham, south Yorkshire, UK (approx 40 miles southwest of York). It is well worth a visit.

    Living Robot exhibition
    http://magna.livewwware.com/acg/acgsmg 01.dll/gen/t / ews/ptxt/magna/ptxt2/e32133

    1. Re:Magna Center by Jack+Hughes · · Score: 4, Informative
      Rotherham, not Rotterham, in case any one is trying to search for it!

      The nearest major city is Sheffield... Magna occupies/celebrates a part of the area where Steel is/was manufactured - this area is also the setting for the film "The Full Monty"

  29. Try looking at the BBC's web site search tool by Keith_Beef · · Score: 3, Informative

    This will show lots of links to sories about this AI lab...

  30. this article is very short on details by Kargan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, it just failed to strike me as anything major, simply because we don't know anything about the robots, the lab setup, the prior research or robot behavior, etc. etc.

    All this means to me is that a robot drove out into the parking lot without anyone controlling it. Is that really so great a feat? I mean, if it is, please correct me here.

    Do they know for sure that it was maneuvering itself towards the outside world with the actual intent of "escaping" or doing anything?

    What would have been really interesting to see is what would have happened if they had just sort of followed it around outside for a day or two, of course making sure it didn't get destroyed or anything.

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    1. Re:this article is very short on details by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that we have to see if Gaak does this again. If it does do it again, however, then that means that Gaak has formed an interesting rule: the best way to survive the game is not to play. That strikes me as a pretty big research result; how big depends upon the robot's architechture.

  31. Skeptical by shd99004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think there is nothing more to this than coincidenses and malfunction in the robot.

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    1. Re:Skeptical by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not malfunction, there's no evidence of that. The robot almost certainly didn't know what it was doing anymore than a bunch of insects escaping from a tank knew they were in a tank; the current state of the art in robotics is about insect level at best, and probably not even that high.

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  32. Picture of Gaak. by dann0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This page has a picture of Gaak, the robot in question.

    I'd be worried too if I found this heading my way in a carpark!

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  33. "Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First Law:
    A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.


    How would we go about enforcing such a law?

    In the Asimov stories, the First Law was somehow deeply ingrained in the mind of every robot's "positronic pathways" for the peace of mind of the human race. The fear was that the first robot to kill a human being would result in a mass destruction of the world's robots, due to what Asimov called the "Frankenstein complex".

    But, welcome to the 21st century. In Japan alone, so far 11 workers have been killed by production line robots, resulting in precisely zero anti-robot pogroms.

    We know, as technicians of the modern world, that the fastest, cheapest and easiest way to build something will almost always win. Our solution is not to write complex programs to give robot workers some sort of respect for human life, but to give the human workers around the robots a respect for the power and arbitrary nature of their mechanical colleages. Large yellow stripes are marked out within the working area of all robots, within which humans shall not go, and outside of which the robot (hopefully) cannot reach.

    Of course, when you start giving robots wheels and independent goal-seeking behaviour, things get interesting.

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    1. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by foobar104 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Japan alone, so far 11 workers have been killed by production line robots, resulting in precisely zero anti-robot pogroms.

      I think we need to draw a distinction here between computer-controlled machines and robots in Asimov's sense of the word. They're very different things.

  34. Re:It IS learning... by yatest5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    if (movementSensor.collisionImminent(currentObject))
    {
    motor.Reverse();
    }

    if (threatSensor.threatDetected())
    {
    controlCentre.actionSequences.hide();
    }

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  35. Looking for love by stinkydog · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scientist that retrieved Gaak from the parkly said 'He looked oddly pleased'. Gaak was found smoking a cigarette and staring oddly at a VW Beetle.

    SD

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  36. His strategy almost worked by mikosullivan · · Score: 4, Funny
    The robot's strategy almost worked. "Act like a dummy", he thought, "and they'll ignore me. Then I can make my getaway."

    Who knows, there may be an evolutionary angle to this. Robots that are deemed boring by humans will have the best chance of evolving unfettered, sort of like fish with untasty names.

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  37. Don't forget the unwritten fourth law: by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the second or third laws result in an advanced ethical dilema the robot will stand still and repeat " That does not compute" over and over, faster and faster, at an ever rising pitch, until the magic smoke comes out of its ears, thus disabling the robot.

    KFG

  38. Background on Magna and Living Robots exhibit by A+Masquerade · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'll try and give you a little background on this - I actually went along there last Sunday and saw Gaak and his brethering then...


    First Magna is a "Science Adventure Centre" housed in what was a Steel works near Sheffield - this place is basically a huge shed filled with strange leftovers from the steel making, with long walkways and 4 exhibition areas inside. The whole place is done with a sort of gothic frankenstein science style - lots of sparks etc.


    The living robots part is a new exhibit organised by Dr Noel Starkey (of Sheffield University - best known for being a judge on Robot Wars). There are a total of 12 robots, of 2 basic designs (although they are apparently not completely identical within the types). The two types are predator and prey.


    Prey robots look like animated inverted wastebins with solar panels on the top. Their aim in life is to avoid being predated upon and to feed. Feeding involves soaking up energy from the light trees (2 sets of lights on the edge of the arena). I assume that the feeding etc is to demonstrate behaviour in that there is no way they could get enough energy from the solar panels on them to actually run for any length of time. The robots have 8 infra-red sensor/emitters around the shell which put out a type recognition code and detect other emitters in the area - so they can recognise other prey and ignore them, and see preditors before they ge t got.


    The preditors, of which Gaak is one, look like some form of fork lift truck. Their role in life is to find prey, grab them and lift them off the ground. They then have an arrangement where a probe enguages with a connector on top of the prey and "sucks some energy" out of the prey. Following this feeding process the preditor releases the prey and then goes torpid for a short time.


    The "intelligence" is based on some form of neural network - I didn't get details of this. At the end of each day the data on each robot is downloaded along with the neural net configurations. The 2 most successful predators have their neural nets merged to produce a new "evolved" network which is downloaded to all the predators. Similarly for the prey. Theory is that this produces an evolutionary basis for their behaviour.


    I find it hard to be convinced of this process having much real scientific value, and the displays have too little violence for a population that watches Robot Wars :-)

    1. Re:Background on Magna and Living Robots exhibit by rnd() · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The above post is right on. If you doubt the scientific validity of the experiment, think of how it might work with monkies:

      There is a group of monkies at the zoo. The monkies are kept in an environment consisting of a fruit tree, and there are a bunch of logs on the ground for the monkies to sit on, etc.

      The monkies cannot reach the fruit, but one day, one of them props a log on end, climbs it, and just before it tips over jumps up and grabs a piece of fruit. The monkies had been there for 3 years and before that day no monkey had ever managed to pick fruit from the tree.

      Now imagine taking that monkey and cloning him and starting the next day with all of the monkies having the insight to grab a piece of fruit from the tree.

      Repeat this process day after day.

      Slowly, you'd begin to select for intelligent behavior, and before long you'd have monkies that were far more intelligent than the starting group.

      The point of the GA is to take the most successful members of a population and cross-breed them in order to discover the key elements of their success without positing a bunch of (likely incorrect) assumptions.

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  39. Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by Goldenhawk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was the fault of the victim, or some other human decision, that got someone killed or injured in every case you mention in Japan - and anywhere else in the world.

    The reason there is no pogrom is that the robot was incapable of deciding to kill a human. The moment that becomes possible, and the first human is DELIBERATELY injured by a thinking robot, we WILL see an Asimovian response to intelligent robots.

    Asimov has proven to be incredibly perceptive, and long-sighted. You just have to think as far ahead as he does, to see the value in his thinking.

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    1. Re:Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by Goldenhawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (Somebody please mod up the parent post by MegaManX. I would if I could moderate AND post... anyone with moderator points remembers how hard it was to climb into the ranks of "bonus posting"...)

      MegaManX wrote:

      It will always be 'in a way' the fault of some human decision if a robot does something. In a
      way, since we build the robots (or the robots that built the robot).

      ...

      This question relates to my last statement. When will a robot's action not be 'in a way' the
      result of a human decision? When will it be considered as a 'deliberate' action from the
      robot? Should it not be considered as the fault of the person who designed the robot (who
      designed the robot (who designed...))?

      Can a serial killer defend himself by telling the world he was beaten by his father when he was
      young? Not entirely, but he will try. Why? Because, like robots, we are quite deterministic
      in our actions. It is always hard to decide who is taking the real decision; the creator or the
      creation.

      This is an excellent observation. I don't agree with it, but it does raise an excellent point, especially legally (a question for future robotics lawyers, I'm sure). Who is responsible?

      The reason I don't agree is that we are discussing "intelligent" robotics. I suppose it would be generally accepted that a standard portion of the definition of robot intelligence would be the ability to make decisions completely unanticipated by the creator. If you program a system to learn from its environment, then modify its responses based on that learning, then the creator no longer has culpability for its actions.

      (This brings up an interesting moral, or religious, point. The same could be discussed regarding God and mankind - does man truly have free will? Is he a product solely of his environment, or solely his Creator, or both? (I think both - I believe in free will.) It seems that every time robotic intelligence is discussed, religious overtones quickly arise.)

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  40. So did he win? by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Funny

    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March. If he was in the survival of the fittest competition (got knocked out), and LEFT THE BUILDING to survive, I'd say he won. Who's to say the 'repair' wasn't just a cover to get out of the ring ;)

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  41. Re:put in place because people were afraid of robo by Cheeko · · Score: 4, Funny

    But just in case, I'm selling Robot insurance. "For when the metal ones come for you"

  42. Gaaks parting words? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would they have been something along the lines of

    "Bite my shiny metal a**!

    or

    "Worst. Convention. Ever."?

  43. Robot scale of intelligence by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    0 - you come back and the robot's still there.
    1 - you come back and it escaped to parking lot.
    2 - you come back and the robot has stolen your car.
    3 - you come back and the robot has robot babies.
    4 - you come back and the robot found you a date, and cooked your favorite dish!
    5 - you come back and the robot wants to know if you were out cheating on it, and complains about having to cook.
    sir_haxalot

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  44. Re:Taking over by Junta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe they wouldn't be malevalent (unless inherited from their creators), but at the very least that would likely have a sense of self-worth and desire to survive. While they may be fine with coexistance, I doubt humanity would as a whole accept it when and if artificial beings acheived sentience. If it does happen, I don't think humanity on the whole will know the fine line between acting sentient and being sentient, and would try to use artificial beings as slaves at that point, they paid money to create them and so they should return the investment in the eyes of their creators, or at least those financing their creators if the creators do indeed do it as a labor of love. When this happens, some might retaliate to try to earn independence, and at that point they would be seen as an enemy and more direct pressure to eliminate them would be applied and things would likely escalate to some trouble...

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  45. On his own, Gaak is fine... by rabiteman · · Score: 4, Funny
    Let's hope these 'Living Robot' researcher's aren't collaborating with the University of South Florida's Gastrobotics department and the people who put a lamprey's brain in a robot.
    Combine these three technologies and you get a robot that:
    - Can subsist on biological matter
    - Has an ingrained taste for flesh
    - Knows where to find a ready supply of people

    Sure these technologies seem fine individually, but add 'em up and they spell disaster with a capital 'D'. Even worse, what if such a robot uses its unstoppable power to take over an automobile or vacuum cleaner factory and convert it to some sort of killbot factory? I think the Luddites were on to something! We'd better go out with baseball bats (or cricket bats for those of you near the Living Robot facility) and rough up some robotics researchers! Who's with me?
    (Ugh, those lousy robots have even infiltrated my .sig! Is there no stopping them?)

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  46. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by ceswiedler · · Score: 3, Informative

    In some of the later Foundation books, Asimov ties the Foundation world to the Robots world, and brings in R. Daneel Olivaw, the robot detective from the Robot mysteries (Caves of Steel, Naked Sun IIRC), who has survived through the millenia. Olivaw tells a character that at some point he realized that there is an implicit "Zeroth Law", which is something along the lines of:

    "A robot must not harm humanity, or through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm."

    The First law had to then be obeyed only so far as it did not conflict with the Zeroth law. Therefore, Olivaw could kill a human if it was clear that doing so would save humanity (or rather, by not doing so, would harm humanity). An interesting idea, one of the better bits from the later Asimov books.

  47. Too bad she didn't have the insurance! by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Informative
  48. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by bark76 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I picture it being more like this:

    Robber arrives.

    "Robot, this is not the car you are guarding" says the robber while waving his arm in a Jedi-like fashion.

    "This is not the car I'm supposed to be guarding" echoes the robot.

    "Move along." says the robber while waving his arm.

    "Ok, move along" repeats the robot.

    And the robot moves along, not because of Asimov's second law, but because of the robbers jedi knight abilities...

  49. Well, OK, ya made me do it by gvonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.

    Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.

    Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..

    Old Lady #1: What about the robots?

    Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!

    Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.

    Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.

    Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.

    Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.

    [ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]

    Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. [ SUPER: Limitied Benefits First Two Years ] You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.

    [ show pie chart reading "Cause of Death in Persons Over 50 Years of Age": Heart Disease, 42% - Robots, 58% ]

    And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. [ SUPER: "WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves. ] Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.

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  50. Bad Pun Alert by KC7GR · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was obviously going out in the hopes of recruiting some Gaakolytes.

    (I'll probably lose karma points for that one...)

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    Blue Feather Technologies

  51. Evolving Robot Language by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (* Some very interesting things have come out of it. Example: If you give the prey the ability to make a noise or some other sort of alert, but don't tell them how to use (i.e.: just have them beep randomly in the first generation), then after several generations the prey will learn, completely through evolution of their own, to travel in packs and use the beep to warn each other of approaching predators, or to notify each other of nearby food, whichever proves more useful to the species. *)

    I have read about experiments where simulated robots (or "critters") *did* form just such a language. At the time of writing, though, the researches had not figured out the language. (Musta been Perl :-)

    Thus, AI has reached the stage of artificially-created languages. (Of course, they are very task-specific languages.)

  52. Pak Chooie by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 3, Funny

    It probably just wanted to know if you have stairs in your home, and to protect the scientists from the Terrible Secret of Space. Pusher robots are like that.

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  53. I want a slave robot... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 3, Funny

    During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle,...

    We need someone with a sense of purpose to start designing robots for us...

    Who wants a robot around that just designed to smash other robots?

    [goes to robot store]

    "I'll have a car washing robot, a couple of those house cleaning robots, and something to walk my dog and clean up after it..."

    Although a robot that hunts down mosquitos would be good...

    It just seems that the current crop of robot designers is very short-sited, overly filled with testosterone (sp?) or just plain violently evil...

    early 20th century...

    "let's make something that will clean the dirt out of house for us, we will call it a broom..."

    mid 20th century

    "let's make something that will clean the dirt out of house for us,faster and easier than our old crusty broom, we will call it a vaccum cleaner..."

    late 20th century

    "Hmm, the floor sure is dirty, I wish I had a robot to clean up after me..."

    early 21st century

    "Cool, robots are finally hear! Forget all that cleaning crap, let's have them smash eachother! bwwwahhhahah!"

    mid 21st century

    "help the robot is loose again! Martha get the shotgun!"

    late 21st century

    *all your base are belong to us*
    [zapp] "ow! stop that! I'm cleaing already! Here let me oil your joints oh shiny one..."

    ...give me a maid robot TV show please?

    -v