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Schmidt Predicts Digital Sky Is Falling

Danse writes "Former Microsoft security chief Howard Schmidt now works for the government as the vice chairman of the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board. According to this article on Security Focus, he has been touring the country, proclaiming the dangers of "zero-day viruses" and "affinity worms" that will create the kind of havoc that nothing else short of a nuclear exchange could cause. "Traffic lights, pacemakers, appliances -- all subject to outages and interruptions because in the future they're controlled via Internet, declares Schmidt. The power grid could fail catastrophically by 2005!" How do you argue with this kind of rhetoric, especially when it's being spread directly by government officials to corporate leaders?"

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  1. There's no hope. by acceleriter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Grab your current machines, stock up on new motherboards, CDRW's, DVD-R's, emulators, and crypto tools while you still can.

    The fact that we have the DMCA, that freedom is being eroded in the face of national ID cards and the loss of anonymity on the net indicate that the sky is falling.

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    1. Re:There's no hope. by T1girl · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry now that I ate all the peanut butter and drank the wine that I was saving for Y2K. I think I still have some of the crackers and canned beef stew, though.

    2. Re:There's no hope. by rmadmin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You were right? How does some "Ex Microsoft, now Government official" make it written in concrete? He is warning of stuff, not saying it's GOING to happen. If you look at the security most servers (even corporate machines) had 5-10 years ago, it was pretty weak in general. If you look at security today, everyone complains, but it has improved dramatically (Yes, even by MS).

      I do though, believe this is a real threat. I'm pretty sure someone will take a go at it also. The thing is, my mom has the best advise for this, 'Prevention is the best medicine'. Well, take it out of context a little, and it works. :-)

    3. Re:There's no hope. by Danse · · Score: 2

      10 years ago, viruses were passed around on floppy disks. Microsoft didn't help much then, and they aren't helping much now. They should forget about Palladium and concentrate on getting rid of the Windows "features" that help make it so easy for viruses to spread. But since that's not as profitable to them, they won't do it. They'll keep proclaiming that we're all doomed unless we hobble the consumers' computers so that they can't do anything significant without permission from Microsoft.

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  2. Don't panic by af_robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think he just first time watched "Hackers"

  3. But.. by iONiUM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Traffic lights, pacemakers, appliances -- all subject to outages and interruptions because in the future they're controlled via Internet

    Why would these things be controlled via the internet? We already segregate certain high security systems from the internet to avoid even the chance of them being "hacked". I don't think a pacemaker would -EVER- be hooked up to the internet -- not only is there no point, but it's just extra risk for something to go wrong.

    On the note about how to stop the rhetoric, it's simple. We need people who are educated in technology to report to the government with the TRUTH, not these fictional facts being spread to merely cause a slight fear which will (in all likely hood) raise the sales in the technology industry to "buy more secure products".

    1. Re:But.. by Maeryk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why would these things be controlled via the internet? We already segregate certain high security systems from the internet to avoid even the chance of them being "hacked". I don't think a pacemaker would -EVER- be hooked up to the internet -- not only is there no point, but it's just extra risk for something to go wrong.

      Because idiot sheeples want bigger faster better. They want their refrigerator to be able to print out a list of groceries it needs on their computer. They want to be able to put a recipe into their laptop, and using wireless, have it pre-program the stove and microwave, and have the refrigerator and pantry tell them what they need to buy to make it happen. Because clever marketing has convinced people that "can you hear me now? good" means you SHOULD be hauling a freakin digital phone with a billion free any time minutes a month around the grand canyon or your favorite cavern and annoying me.

      Because people will BUY it if they think it is glitzy and new and makes them all hep and stuff. Maybe not many people, but people *will* buy. Look at cars! They now have more freakin features than anyone ever needed, but boy do they want them!

      Figure out what people would have said about PDA's and cell phones thirty years ago had someone suggested they would exist. "Thats ridiculous..why would anyone EVER want that? I have my phone in the house, and I have my day-timer! Why carry around something that needs batteries?"

      Granted.. Im as guilty as the next guy.. I gave my son a laptop to learn on when he turned six.. because I wanted him to have the edge as he grows up and be experienced and not afraid of computers.. but I think I may have done him a grave disservice, introducing electronics-as-necessity to him that young in life. (How many 9 year olds do you know who, on the phone with their friends, say "Hang on.. I'll shut down the laptop and be right over?"

      Things will get hooked to the internet and to each other that never should be.. in the name of "convenience" and "cause its neat".

      Maeryk

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    2. Re:But.. by khendron · · Score: 2

      Pacemakers are already controlled by computer. It allows doctors to make tweaks to the operating parameters of the pacemaker without requiring invasive surgery.

      So, given the (currently slow) trend towards telemedicine, it is only a matter of time before a person an consult a doctor online, and that doctor can ask the patient to plug in his pacemaker so that it can be updated remotely.

      Is this a good idea? Hell yes, it might save lives. But there is much infrastructure work to do to make it safe. The Internet as it exists today is not have the required reliability, let alone security.

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    3. Re:But.. by lionchild · · Score: 2

      I don't think a pacemaker would -EVER- be hooked up to the internet -- not only is there no point, but it's just extra risk for something to go wrong.

      Actually, some devices like the pacemaker, have short-range radio transmitters in them. They're high-tech enough now that they collect data on the patient, and can then be transmitted via wireless to a modual on the belt that records things. Some pacemakers are sophisticated enough to be able to deterimine if you're going into v-fib and enact a form of de-fibulation.

      It's only a short step away for the pacemaker to then relay to the interface modual on your belt that you just had a heart attack, then it tells your cell phone to call for an ambulance, and gives your GPS location. It's technology that we're near to implimenting. It's part of us getting our older Americans the freedom to stay at home instead of being placed in a home so they can be watched over in case they should have a heart attack, or some other condition come on them. Think of it as an automated "panic" button that summons help.

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    4. Re:But.. by iabervon · · Score: 2

      Those are all different, though: your fridge could have sensors which detect all the things in it by RF tags to tell you what it needs, but the computer problem still wouldn't affect the cooling system, which doesn't have any reason to be connected.

      Traffic lights and pacemakers don't need anything except clocks and sensors. You wouldn't want to make a larger-scale system, because that would be too hard to program-- it would be very difficult to avoid messing up the system even without attackers.

    5. Re:But.. by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

      but I think I may have done him a grave disservice, introducing electronics-as-necessity to him that young in life. (How many 9 year olds do you know who, on the phone with their friends, say "Hang on.. I'll shut down the laptop and be right over?"

      No, actually, you have done him a service. It's better that he's used to it than become a technophobe. Honestly though, I'm impressed that he'll say "Let me shut down my laptop, I'll be right over," instead of "Let me boot up Quake III. Head over to the server at 192.168.25.65. I'll be there in a minute."

      Human interaction has gone down the thresher. One of my closest friends does almost nothing other than work and play EverQuest. I rarely see him anymore. I'll ask him "Mark, I tried to get ahold of you? Where you been this weekend?" and he'll say "Oh, I was around, but I was playing EQ all weekend." He actually does mean ~12+ hours/day.

      *sigh* Where have we gone, and what have we become.

    6. Re:But.. by Maeryk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those are all different, though: your fridge could have sensors which detect all the things in it by RF tags to tell you what it needs, but the computer problem still wouldn't affect the cooling system, which doesn't have any reason to be connected.

      Actually, I remember reading a writeup somewhere.. (might even have been here) but I have no clue where to start searching or under what.. about fridges that, using bluetooth, could self-diagnose and call the service guy FOR you. Say if the compressor started running hot, or if the temperature started fluctuating wildly.

      Again.. I dont necessarily think it would catch on big at first, but you *know* how corporations have a habit of ramming stuff down your throat simply because they make it the only thing available. (Buy a carbeurated car.. go ahead.. they are easier for you to work on, and have far fewer sensors in them.. but can you get one? THere are next to none produced).

      I dont want a cell phone that gets web pages, gets email, plays games, sings songs, or allows me to control my television. I want a cell phone that lasts more than two hours on a damn battery. Funny, I cant find one that doesnt do all the useless crap anymore, but I *SURE* cant find one that lives up to even its manufacturers claims on power consumption.

      What scares me is they start putting this stuff in, whether we like it or not. And who is to say your fridge doesnt broadcast a signal to roving trucks with service people in them? That may sound a bit on the edge, but its possible. And anywhere that type of thing is a "convenience" it could also be abused.

      Bigger and Faster is not *always* better. Give me a simpler time.. when if the power went out, people didnt lose their minds.. they simply lit candles and played cards for an hour or two. Or when people kept buckets of water around during storms so they could flush toilets. That I could understand. Technology is *SO* freakin ingrained into our lives these days that without electricity, the world grinds to a freaking halt rather suddenly. And it shouldnt have to. People did fine without it for 2000 or more years.

      Maeryk

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    7. Re:But.. by micahjd · · Score: 2
      Does this mean he's assuming that traffic lights, pacemakers, and appliances might one day run Microsoft Outlook too?

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    8. Re:But.. by olman · · Score: 2

      I don't think a pacemaker would -EVER- be hooked up to the internet -- not only is there no point, but it's just extra risk for something to go wrong.

      I think it wouldn't be that bad idea, if done right. You could remotely check how the patients are doing and the box could call 911 when something goes pop. No point of having it work over public internet if it uses gsm data which is probably the most ubiquitous wireless network for the time being. In fact, I do believe there are similar systems for (wealthy) pensioners as it is. They don't use .net either.

    9. Re:But.. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Bluetooth tanking? I think it's about to take off. The Ericsson T68 has it as well as PDA's, printers and other devices. I remember when people said the same thing about USB and then, Apple brought out the iMac with NO legacy stuff. BOOM....USB took off. Now, Apple has brought out iSync which will sync your computer with your PDA (Palm only....grumble), your cell phone and other devices using SyncML. Bluetooth will now explode. Bluetooth isn't for networking. It's for Personal LANs. It could be used to connect your printer that's in a better place across the room, or it could be used to keep your headset connected with your cellphone. It has the chance to make wires for things such as PDA's and Cellphones (well except for power) non existant. No, I don't think it's tanking....I think it's ready for take off. And YOU KNOW Microsoft can't stand for Apple to be on top in something. My prediction, Activesync will become SyncML compatible and it will work with phones now and not only syncing over Bluetooth, but 802.11b as well (why can't I do this now??).

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    10. Re:But.. by kwashiorkor · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that anyone needing roaming file access is probably part of an organization that has the savvy to provide an in-house service. Or, at least lap-tops, which produces a similar result.

      Average desk-jockeys simply don't need the service, and mom'n'pop casual users get confused by anything more complicated than photo-sharing sites. .COM fucktards were everywhere. The sky already fell.

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    11. Re:But.. by kwashiorkor · · Score: 2

      I know nothing about pacemakers. Do the medical computers that monitor them use wireless transmissions to communicate?

      If yes, I see the potential for some sort of strong-arm wardriving in retirement communities. ;-)

      "Yes Mrs. Johnson, if you don't send us your retirment savings, you may be liable for a serious accident. Wha... what's that? You think your heart just skipped a beat?"

      C'mon... laugh damnit!

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    12. Re:But.. by guttentag · · Score: 2
      Why would these things be controlled via the internet? We already segregate certain high security systems from the internet to avoid even the chance of them being "hacked".
      Because pretty soon we're going to start hearing "the only way to secure your appliances/traffic lights/power grids/etc. is to install Windows Secure Edition." Manufacturers will preinstall Windows SE on consumer devices because this will give them an excuse to scare customers into buying new products from themm every few years. Government officials who have accepted campaign money from Microsoft will encourage the maintainers of infrastructure systems to switch -- "no one uses ada these days anyway, wouldn't you feel safer with C#?" Banks... well, let's just say there are already ATMs and cash registers running Windows. Congress

      All these things will "need" to be connected to the Internet "for regular security updates."

    13. Re:But.. by karnal · · Score: 2

      You know what I would actually like?

      Rather than have the fridge call up the repairman, have the fridge TELL ME what's wrong. Granted, knowledge in the wrong hands can make the life of the repairman hell (But it's telling me that the compressor's bad!!! etc) but for people like myself, it's worth it.

      Take cars, for example. I like working on cars. I like seeing what makes them tick, and fixing them when they inevitably break. Now, the older cars don't give you any information -- you just have to have an ear for it. But, the newer cars have computers and more sensors than ever.

      But it still won't tell me what's wrong. All I get is an idiot light -- check engine soon.

      All I want is for it to tell ME what it sees, and not with the help of a 500$ scan tool, thank you very much :)

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    14. Re:But.. by iabervon · · Score: 2

      If the city wants to modify the traffic pattern, they'd better not do it by changing 10,000 traffic light programs at the same time. What the city actually wants to do is identify trouble spots and change the traffic lights there or near there.

      Traffic lights are programmable because they're all different. There is no sensible bulk update possible. If you're tweaking each set individually, you might as well send some guy over to change it.

    15. Re:But.. by Maeryk · · Score: 2

      But it still won't tell me what's wrong. All I get is an idiot light -- check engine soon.

      YMMV, but the last several "electronic" cars I have had have been able to tell you this. Its a hack, but there is usually a diagnostic output plug somewhere that if you jump pin X with pin Y wiht say, a paperclip, the "check engine" light will blink patterns at you which indicate the exact failure, or at least which system to start looking in.

      Not nearly as easy as a SUN machine, but how many of us have 30K to buy a diagnostic tool for the car?

      Ahh.. for the days when I could hear the engine running rough and tweak the Holly 4 bbl under the hood to tune it. Now I have to take it to a mechanic and pay 300 bucks to have a nozzle replaced. *sigh*

      maeryk

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    16. Re:But.. by Maeryk · · Score: 2

      Technology of our making is as ingrained in our society as technology of evolution's making. Would you argue that our bodies are too complex -- so many things to go wrong; diseases, cancers, etc? Technology has evolved in order to support an evergrowing population. There are over six billion people on this earth, and take away the technology, most of them will perish. And it follows that technology has to keep evolving because populations will keep growing (sex is just too damn pleasureful). Yes, even when the phone was invented, people asked what's the point. Any new technology will be met with criticizm. However, give it time to show itself, to adapt, and you will see its usefulness. We are still at the very early stage of internet development. It's like when cars had big clunky engines with no gearboxes and no brakes. But it will improve.

      True. But I think there is one important modifier to this. I dont think Henry Ford started building cars to get rich. Nor do I think Edison invented things to get rich. Now, however, the allmighty dollar drives everything. From innovation to law to property rights. *THAT* is what I am scared of. That Companies feel the need to force things upon us to keep their relevance in the marketplace, rather than produce things that we come to buy because we need them.

      The difference being a free market society where it is driven by what people buy by choice, vs a more corporate controlled society where people buy out of necessity because its the only thing possible.

      Maeryk

      Who *CAN* rebuild and tune a Holley four barrel carb.. and has, numerous times. *grin*

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    17. Re:But.. by Tim+Doran · · Score: 2

      A clock connected to a heart-zapper thingie? Maybe in the 50's, and the lucky recipients had the lifestyle to prove it.

      Modern pacemakers are pretty sophisticated. They adjust to the body's needs, fire only when needed at the rate required and collect data on their own performance for periodic checkups.

      The concept of a software update is probably a non-starter. The pacemaker I got in 1981 (at 10 years old) was sophisticated enough to allow me a totally normal life... modern ones are even better. Why would you risk the performance of such an effective device by attempting upgrades to (apparently flawless) software?

      Frankly, even if a flaw were discovered and an upgrade required, the surgery required to replace the thing is so minor (outpatient, local anasthetic) that software updates are likely not worth the development effort.

    18. Re:But.. by iabervon · · Score: 2

      Optimizing light cycles could definitely help traffic flow. Of course, there are plenty of cities that are trying to make traffic go more slowly in places or have other desireable properties than just moving cars.

      It's probably not a good idea, though, to have the system change in response to conditions, because people get used to the behavior of the traffic lights on their commutes, and so it's advantagous to have the lights be consistent.

      I also think that you'd need a huge amount of sensors to do anything sensible with timings. Are only a few cars going through the intersection because, while there are a lot of cars coming that way, they don't have time in the cycle to all go through? Is it because they're stuck behind someone trying to turn left? Is it because they're trying to go into a street which is backed up into the intersection during that part of the light cycle? Is it because everyone is stuck at the previous intersection?

      Optimizing traffic light cycles can help a lot of problems significantly, but I don't think there's really any substitute for having people actually go to the intersection and see what happens.

    19. Re:But.. by micahjd · · Score: 2
      In unix everything is a file, in windows everything is a web browser...

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  4. Re:Pacemaker... by paradesign · · Score: 2
    does it run linux? or a MS product. i cannot see a BSOD being very good for business.

    imagine the EULA on that one...

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  5. Huh? by superdan2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this news? This is the same party line as the Luddites have, only this guy has some history and a government position. So what? The Luddites have been proclaiming the end of the world because of technology for over a century. Has it happened? No. Will it happen? Maybe. Can we do anything about it if it does? No; so who the fuck cares?

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    1. Re:Huh? by mwa · · Score: 2

      It's news because it's coming from the mouth of an appointed U.S. policymaker. It doesn't matter to me if some corporate or private nitwit wants to blather incoherently. It does matter to me when that blathering is put forth as official government policy.

    2. Re:Huh? by mwa · · Score: 2
      C'mon, it's a spokesperson/lobbiest-figurehead position

      Exactly.

  6. what?!? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Former Microsoft security chief George Schmidt now works for the government as the vice chairman of the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board. "

    My brain just imploded.

    1. Re:what?!? by discogravy · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Former Microsoft security chief George Schmidt now works for the government as the vice chairman of the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board. "

      My brain just imploded.

      I was pretty surprised to hear that MS had a security chief once too.

  7. Re:Engineers to lose their sanity in 2004 by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    In 2004? Read William Gibson and take a good look around the world today =)

  8. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by gclef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, as the article points out, what's interesting is the change of tone. While he was a Microsoftie, he was downplaying the impact of viruses & worms.

    Now that he's in the government, these things are apparently more important.

    The change of perspective and its timing is....interesting.

  9. But AUTOMAN taught me otherwise . . . by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't you remember that old television series Automan?

    Between shows like that, in which a computer program given life could control any electrical device, and all the poorly done "hax0r" characters on film and television, why would you expect people NOT to believe things like this?

    1. Re:But AUTOMAN taught me otherwise . . . by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 2

      As for remembering the show, it was brought to you by the same guy responsible for Battlestar Galactica, so that should tell you of it's cultural importance. ;)

  10. Oh great... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
    So now you guys in the US have someone in the government that is fighting windmills.

    We have some guys just like that in our gov/police in .nl as well though. According to them, us hackers are 'staatsgevaarlijke anarchisten'. Usually these people aren't taken seriously by people that _do_ know what they are dealing with. And hopefully for you USians that gov chapter has some people with a clue that can set the facts straight.

    1. Re: Oh great... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > So now you guys in the US have someone in the government that is fighting windmills.

      Remember, this guy is now part of an Administration that follows a policy of using the threat of foreign terrorism to terrorize the public into accepting legislation, policy changes, and major reorganization of government agencies. The key for reading this guy, just as for the rest of them, is to look beyond the FUD and see what his agenda is.

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    2. Re:Oh great... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

      So now you guys in the US have someone in the government that is fighting windmills.

      Scarcely news here in the US I'm afraid. Then again...I imagine politicians and their lackeys everywhere occaisionally tilt at windmills, so we're not likely alone in that category. I do wish people would consider the effect on their careers and reputations before going off the deep end spouting apocalyptic FUD.

      I don't think we should be rosy about everything, but I do think some sanity should be present before carrying reports of doom far and wide.

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    3. Re: Oh great... by TWR · · Score: 2
      A liberal is someone who thinks that all Republicans are inherently evil.

      A conservative is someone who thinks that all Democrats are inherently evil.

      -jon

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    4. Re: Oh great... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      What about someone who thinks that all Republicans and Democrats are inherently evil?

    5. Re: Oh great... by TWR · · Score: 2
      I think they're called "Libertarians"

      -jon

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    6. Re:Oh great... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2

      Literally translated, 'staatsgevaarlijk' means: "A danger to the state". I think that says it all really.

  11. I say by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Howard Schmidt = Chicken Little

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  12. I didn't know all IP = Internet by stuyman · · Score: 5, Informative

    While it seems that the phrase "snake oil salesmen" has passed out of the vernacular in favor of "really good excuse to sell product," Schmidt is really nothing more than a fearmonger. While I could imagine a worm moving through the internet fairly quickly, I can't imagine it doing too much serious harm. I mean, nothing could be much more serious that code red or Melissa or something. The net is fairly heterogeneous, so if a big chunk of end-user windows machines become infected, who gives a crap? Worst thing is a slight dip in sales at Amazon or buy.com, and McAfee, Symantec, etc get some new sales. Even a windows machine can be armored against these things if you try. Also, spreading instantly isn't even feasible. It takes time for a machine to find connected hosts, transmit and process things, etc.

    What worries me most is this absurd prediction that traffic lights and the power grid etc will become part of the internet. There are no good reasons for traffic lights to be on the public internet, and lots of good reasons for them not to be. However, there are lots of good reasons to control such things by computer, and the best way to take advantage of this is by using economies of scale through the use of commodity hardware. In other words, over TCP/IP. So, the traffic light network assigns all lights an IP address. This isn't the same as being on the internet. And despite all the fearmongering it's unlikely to happen.

    Remember, these people have been predicting critical infrastructure death for 10 years, and their theoretical net-wide worm actually hit 14 years ago! Be fearless, build firewalls, and update your software, and ignore this moron (though if you can use it to convince your boss you need a new dual 1.5ghz machine with a giant plasma display, go for it...)

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    1. Re:I didn't know all IP = Internet by mborland · · Score: 5, Insightful
      While I could imagine a worm moving through the internet fairly quickly, I can't imagine it doing too much serious harm. I mean, nothing could be much more serious that code red or Melissa or something.

      I think I agree with your general points, but actually the worms could have been a lot worse. Had Code Red, for example, performed destructive actions on the target servers, it would have been an absolute disaster, and everyone would have remembered The Day Code Red Hit. As it was, most people disabled the exploited feature or applied hotfixes, and were back on their feet again.

      Imagine if it had just deleted the boot.ini, and/or perhaps several megabytes of critical files (critical enough to fail on reboot but not to halt current operation)? It would continue to scan, and if the admin rebooted (that is the first line of defense, after all!) they would be hosed. Perhaps it would actually be worse to delete the 'non-standard' files, like user files...destroying web sites and forcing admins to go to back ups (Windows admins do keep backups, don't they?). Imagine 300,000 boxes being hosed within a short period!

      Be fearless, build firewalls, and update your software, and ignore this moron

      Amen!

    2. Re:I didn't know all IP = Internet by whopis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So his fundamental idea of a fast spreading deadly virus is contradictory.

      It is possible to have a very fast spreading deadly virus. It just can not kill the host quickly, but this does not mean that it isn't deadly. A virus could be programmed to have a period of time during which it infects other systems, then kills the host it is on. Granted, this will have some limiting effect on the infection rate, but if tuned correctly this will be negligible.

      It is really a matter of tuning the time it spends infecting other hosts to the time it takes for it to spread through the entire population.

    3. Re:I didn't know all IP = Internet by WNight · · Score: 2

      So laughs the man who doesn't realize that an average computer has 5+ flashable BIOSes, most of which are required to boot properly and require a factory replacement to fix.

      Also, voltages for nearly everything are controllable by software. Wonder how that new CPU would like double the rated voltage.

      Just buy a new box, fix the holes, and continue? Well, as long as you aren't depending on that HD which had its BIOS flashed just before the system wiped all the directory info, the first 1k of every file, and then started a low-level format. (This happening while flashing the BIOSes of the rest of the devices, prior to upping the voltage dangerously.)

      Not to mention viruses (worms really) not being stopped by firewalls. EMail and web access are almost always allowed and those are the two biggest holes. And because everyone has a firewall blocking windows networking, once you're inside the firewall it's usually easy to access the rest of the machines.

    4. Re:I didn't know all IP = Internet by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      I think I agree with your general points, but actually the worms could have been a lot worse. Had Code Red, for example, performed destructive actions on the target servers, it would have been an absolute disaster, and everyone would have remembered The Day Code Red Hit.

      And people would have restored their backups, and life would have gone on. People who don't do backups would have been caught with their pants down, and we would know in the future not to do business with them. The world certainly would not have ended. In fact, if code red had done actual damage, it could have been the best thing to have ever happened in terms of improving the general security of windows boxes.

      There are a very small number of times that something large like this can hit before people realize that they have to pay attention to security, and do backups.

  13. Y2K by RobPiano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Part of the reason Y2K happened nearly hitchless was due to the fact that so much hype was involved. By declaring "the sky is falling" they are preventing a problem through means of hype. However, this man is a microsoft ex-employee and I'll be quick to point out that most viruses and worms are not "computer" viruses specifically but *windows* viruses. By making a fuss he is trying to protect his "alma mater" as it were.

    It looks like some big goverment, "I pat your back, you pat mine" business.

    Rob

  14. Pacemakers? by rnturn · · Score: 2

    Um, do these use an RJ45 or a BNC connector?

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  15. flacks by rodentia · · Score: 2

    This is no different than the DoD explaining the need for $2bn bombers or Justice requiring key escrow.

    Anyone believes the gub'mint any more trustworthy than any other institution deserves to get it in the Darwin.

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    1. Re:flacks by rodentia · · Score: 2

      I have this pie, would you like a slice?

      I have twelve eggs but if you call it a dozen I'll kick your ass.

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  16. a larger (conspiracy theory) plan by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Wasn't it only recently that the US Gov't wanted to help us "secure" our computers?

    Perhaps they need to spread more FUD generated from 'reputable' sources like the government so people and corporations get scared enough to WANT government help.

    The most conspiracy-engaging part of myself is saying that this is only the first step in a plan to 'prove' to us that 100% of USA civilian computer systems cannot be totally secure against attack from international adversaries and thus must not be in the hands of civilians.

    Computers are incredibly powerful tools and today's machines are beyond what the scientists of 20 years ago dreamed of in the future's uber-super-computers. They can be used as powerful weapons in terms of using 'unbreakable' encryption, launching major DDOS and similar attacks, compromising systems and installing backdoors and more. They are tools for facilitating truly free speech and covertly exporting most any kind of information. Everyone with one could be seen as a threat to a government that wants ultimate control and thus this could be just the initial phase of a long-range multi-decade plan to keep all computers in the USA under physical control of the government.

    Of course, this is just a far-fetched conspiracy theory. You are welcome to accuse me of throwing FUD because that's what this probably is.

    1. Re: a larger (conspiracy theory) plan by whovian · · Score: 2

      We cannot be certain that the government could protect computer systems better than the public could.

      (dig) Considering Microsoft's track record on security, I believe it is THEY -- not the public -- who are the ones needing govt help.

      The thought that the US govt would control all computers sounds too much like what China sounds like: no electronically exchanged free speech/thought.

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  17. I blame bad science fiction by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And while there's some tongue in cheek in this, I really think that 90% of the reason why FUD like this is out there is because of what people see on TV/Movies.

    Law and order depicts "worm" that "takes control of your computer just be recieving an email!". Hackers: teenagers in bad oufits can crack into any system in the world (including being able to hack into a system by using phone lines taped together). Speed 2: leech loving man takes over a boat from his room with "fiber optic converter" (actually a data com port switch, I believe). The Net (another Sandra Bullock film) has a woman who's whole identity can be erased (especially when the FBI, Pentagon, and everybody else use the same anti-hacking software, which incredibly is used by evil hacker types).

    In movies, anything (microwave, blender, vacuum, whatever) can be controlled by evil computer programs. Don't ever put your computer in charge of your house, or else it will develop artificial intelligence, and try to kill you by making electric cords whip around your neck (I never figured out how that worked).

    Joe Public has no idea of how technology works - to him, it's indistinguishable from magic, so why couldn't it work? So when a man stands up and tells people a virus can circle the world 0 seconds, those who pray to the gods of technology in the hopes that their television doesn't turn off must believe.

    We don't believe in monsters or demons, so we invent them in the form of hackers and superintelligent teenagers with a vengeance. We don't believe in gods, so we invent them in a government that knows all, sees all (when it's own FBI is 10 years behind the technology curve).

    Good god, but I hate human ignorance.

    1. Re:I blame bad science fiction by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      (including being able to hack into a system by using phone lines taped together).
      Yes... YEs they can.. it is blindly easy. you simply get 2 modems, break into any office phone room and find 2 POTS lines. place the modems on the pots lines set one to AA and connect them together with a null modem cable. simple as pie. Hell you can make it even more fun by placing several of these around town.. you can then link your re-directors and cause tons of hell for the feds trying to track you down. they show the brainless public handsets taped together (Wrong by the way, you have to tape them mouthpiece to earpiece with a foam donut to get that to work for 300bps... yes it does work) looks better and get's the point across instead of some funny looking box with blinkey lights.

      BTW, before you home-cracker-detectives cry about me releasing a secert... any cracker worth anything but that of a poser knows everything I just said.

      Yes, in my distant past I was overly curious... but that was really really long ago.

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    2. Re:I blame bad science fiction by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      I remember TV a movie where there was this serial killer that was electricuted, but his mind turned into an evil computer virus.

      That evil computer virus of course started hounding a woman and her daughter.

      But the woman was too crafty for the virus, she duct taped all the electric outlets so the virus was unable to jump out and get her.

      who writes this stuff i dont know.

      but here is another example from a much more famous movie. Jeff Goldblum in Independance day, sees theres a captured alien craft. The humans know nothing about alien technology and dont even know how to step inside the craft.

      But jeff sneezes and has an idea "i will give it a computer virus". So he proceeds to open his apple notebook and "gives" the alien spacecraft a virus. I wonder whether the aliens used usb ports or the "airport".

    3. Re:I blame bad science fiction by TWR · · Score: 3, Funny
      But jeff sneezes and has an idea "i will give it a computer virus". So he proceeds to open his apple notebook and "gives" the alien spacecraft a virus. I wonder whether the aliens used usb ports or the "airport".

      Actually, it was a PowerBook 5300, which didn't have Airport or USB. However, they did catch on fire, so just throwing it at the alien spacecraft might have caused it to explode ;-)

      -jon

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  18. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, as the article points out, what's interesting is the change of tone. While he was a Microsoftie, he was downplaying the impact of viruses & worms.

    Now that he's in the government, these things are apparently more important.


    Hmm. I wouldn't be too certain there isn't a Microsoft agenda behind this ('Once you work for [ the CIA | Microsoft ], you always work for [ the CIA | Microsoft ]').

    With our elected leaders deep within Hollywood's pockets, and the confluence of Microsoft's Palladium agenda to extend and encode their software monopoly into the hardware itself with the media cartels' Digital Rights Management agenda, this is exactly the kind of rhetoric I would expect from someone pusing either, or both, of those agendas.

    The Digital Sky is falling, but not because of any foreign terrorists or script kiddiez. It is falling because several powerful cartels, a software monopolist, and our government are joining forces to eradicate the free wheeling internet as we know it in order to replace it with a medium they can better control, something that will resemble Just Another Media Outlet far more than it will the internet as we know it today.

    If this steamroller isn't stopped it will be the end of Free Software, the end of the peer-to-peer nature that is inherent in the design of today's internet, and the end to free exchange of information via digital media. In short, it will be the end of freedom as we have come to know it.

    And you know what. By the time anyone notices, much less cares, it will be far too late. We are the most affected here on /., and even we cannot be bothered to get off our asses and become politically involved. How can we expect those whose livlihoods are less directly affected to cast aside their apathy and conditioned reluctance to get actively involved when we can't be bothered to do it ourselves?

    The change of perspective and its timing is....interesting.

    You said it! Interesting ... and profoundly depressing.

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  19. Re:Wait a minute... by Zocalo · · Score: 2

    Me neither, and it was a pretty good and well informed information site too. I guess it's time to start looking at alternatives just in case the trend continues - any suggestions?

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  20. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly. But what I think you are missing is some of the other potential conflicts of interest that still might remain with George Schmidt. Does he own Microsoft stock? With this new FUD tone and Microsoft's new focus on security, is he trying to drum up new business for the company thus boosting their stock price/performance?

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  21. Re:Wait a minute... by mgibbs · · Score: 2, Informative
    I knew it was going to happen, just not this soon..
    Is this the kind of FUD we're going to come to expect from security focus now that they sold out^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H are under the symantec "corporate umbrella"?

    Actually, the article is by George Smith of SecurityFocus criticizing Howard Schmidt formerly of Microsoft fame. (The write-up incorrectly combines these names.) Read the article before you post next time...

    --Matt

  22. Re:Pacemaker... by br0therben · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I thought he said PEACEMAKER...
    So how long 'till I can don my leather chaps, shave my head into a mohawk, and scour the earth looking for ammo and fertile women? How long damn you!!!! HOW LONG?????

  23. Why argue? by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 2

    Sure, *we* know the sky isn't falling, but the average AOLer who leaves their computer on all day without any type of security or firewall installed could use a wake-up call. If the hype causes people to decide to implement better security and patch their operating systems, why fight it?

  24. Re:Pacemaker... by bluGill · · Score: 2

    I would hope if I ever need a pacemaker, that it would have an IP address. I want my doctor to download all the information in the pacemaker every day, and do some analysis on it. Or at least if there is any hint of future trouble I want my doctor notified quickly. If there needs to be an adjustment, then the doctor should make it remotely when possible.

    Note however that this needs to be an excellent ip implimentation. It needs to keep the primary function working no matter what. It must not be a problem if someone tries to DOS my pacemaker. There must be NO remote security holes. (OpenBSD has done a good job there, but even they are not good enough, after all this is my life at risk!)

  25. Someone should stand up in the audience by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    of one of his travelling sideshows and proclaim, "It's not all that bad George, not /everyone/ uses your Microsoft products"

    Actually, it's not suprising, from the usual myopic brainwashed Msft employee mentality of "we are the computer industry", for such a person to think all computers are hopelessly screwed beyond hope.

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  26. Re:Wait a minute... by rgmoore · · Score: 2

    Maybe you should try reading the article before blasting Security Focus for spreading FUD. The whole point of the article is that Schmidt is the one who's FUDding, and you shouldn't believe him. That hardly sounds like the message that Symantec would be trying to spread if they were manipulating editorial standards for corporate reasons.

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  27. Pacemakers by mclearn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For everyone screaming how bad it would be for a pacemaker to be on the 'net: get a freaking clue people! Ever hear of transmit-only? This would absolutely be a Good Thing(tm). If the pacemaker had some problems, then it could easily alert either someone -- whether it be the user to preemptively protect them, or to automatically call 911 on behalf of the user.

    1. Re:Pacemakers by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      udp. Connectionless, just send out the packets with not idea if they are received
      Even with UDP, you need some idea of your IP and the IP of your default gateway. DHCP would work, but that involves receive.

      I suppose you could use UDP multicast...

  28. Re:Pacemaker... by colmore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone who engineers anything as critical as the controls to a pacemaker or a traffic light to be remotely configurable or writable is just asking for trouble.

    Just because something has an IP adress and can be remotely monitored, does not mean that it needs to have ANY remote access to any functionality that could cause a problem.

    Yes, we can (and will) design things stupidly enough so that this will be a problem, but that's more our fault than anything else. Like leaving your car unlocked with the keys in the ignition at 3 AM downtown. It's just not smart.

    Now the more serious issue here, though, is that an uninformed government employee is scaremongering for power. Nothing new. But with the stock market doing as it is (buy at 6000, I say) this kind of talk is doing direct harm to the country.

    This guy needs to shut the hell up.

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  29. Re:Pacemaker... by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sweet merciful crap! If anyone ever gets one, for the love of god, do NOT post that IP to slashdot! Talk about a Denial of Service...

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  30. The sky is falling... by Cyclone66 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and only Palladium can hold it up.. I think this is where he's going with it.

  31. Why? by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, I don't see advantages to putting the toaster, blender or most household applicances in the home network? Those appliances are single use, load just before using.

    I don't need the blender to start up at 5pm, so I can have a mixed drink or something when I get home, because it will have spoiled during the day. And I really don't want my bread sitting in the toaster all night, it invites pests.

    Besides, with the extra money spent on these connected appliances, I could hire a maid.

    $600 laser toaster with jellyjet printer, anyone?

  32. Zero-day??? We knew all about that! by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    So the "number two" guy in security has finally realized that a good portion his "l33t 0-day warez" have virii in them?

    Maybe he should be a good citizen and stay away from the piracy.

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  33. Re:It may be over the top, but... by Zordak · · Score: 2
    Knowing how cavalier many companies still are about ignoring good security practices, I wonder if it might be better for them to be paranoid than blissfully ignorant.
    If they implement security as well as Microsoft has done with their "Trustworthy Computing" (tm) initiative (or whatever they called that BS), it won't amount to a hill of beans of difference.
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  34. Routers for pacemakers? by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2

    Does Netgear or Cisco make a router for pacemakers yet?

  35. Shill by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2

    From Dictionary.com:

    shill
    n.
    One who poses as a satisfied customer or an enthusiastic gambler to dupe bystanders into participating in a swindle.

    v. shilled, shilling, shills
    v. intr.
    To act as a shill.

    v. tr.
    To act as a shill for (a deceitful enterprise).
    To lure (a person) into a swindle.

    v : act as a shill

    The question is, who's he shilling, the clueless gubers in our government or the public in general or the clueless gubers in our corporations or all the above?

    As for who he's shilling for, well, that seems rather obvious.

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  36. How do you fight the rhetoric? by nadador · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The truth helps. Just keep speaking the truth, and tell your friends, people on the bus, folks at work.

    There are a couple of important points to consider.

    * Systems related to national security shouldn't be on the internet in the first place. Sure, that's what its was designed for, to be a comm network that would survive a nuclear strike and still route packets. Of course, plenty of government networks are already physically disconnected. Not firewalled, just not connected. So no Slashdot reading on your power grid terminal. Until we actually start building secure software, cause we don't now, some systems absolutely have to stay disconnected, or connected only through separate, encrypted, physically secure networks.

    * Instead of feeping creaturism, maybe its time to actually start worrying about security, ala OpenBSD. Could it be that people would put up with substandard office software and not-so-intuitive file browsers if we guarenteed them that the financial data on their computers would be safe? Would you pay extra for your internet-connected pacemaker (which will probably send data to your doctor) if you knew that somebody couldn't hack it and turn it off? Would your Mom put up with having to learn a confusing operating system if it meant that her Quicken data wouldn't get stolen? I bet mine would.

    * And maybe, just maybe, we, as software engineers should stop living up to the low expectations of the marketdroids and the PHBs (oooh look, shiny GUI) and start demanding more of ourselves. The reason that propoganda like this punk is spewing travels so fast is that the computer-using public has been conditioned to expect so little (Oh, another reboot? No big deal. Server's down? Eh, kick it, I'll go get a cup of coffee.)

    So, I'd tell people to stop whining, stop freaking out, and stop bowing to the government-media complex's instinct to make everything a damn crisis. Instead of worrying, do something. If you're a software dude, start thinking about robustness and security instead of pretty. If you're a (l)user, start learning how to secure your stuff, and start demanding that they companies you buy from do the same.

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    1. Re:How do you fight the rhetoric? by BgJonson79 · · Score: 2

      Although I agree with your points, I'm not sure the average sem-computer-literate person would. After all, what's the use of secure quicken if they can't figure out how to use it? Or get to it? My parents know just enough about computers to do email, the web, and a little word processing. But when something changes on the desktop, they get really confused and call me to fix it. Hell, my mom thought that when you shut the car off, the pseudo-tape that connects portable CD players into the cassette deck would automagically turn off the CD player, too.

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  37. Re:Pacemakers? by shaldannon · · Score: 2
    I'd guess it would be 802.11 wireless, ya know? kinda tough to walk around the house with a cat5 hangin out your stomach...

    I guess I can see where someone might think monitoring a pacemaker would be a good idea, but the way I figure, if I needed one I wouldn't want people to be able to monitor it...can you imagine?:
    • wife: Bob's pacemaker is on the fritz!

    • son: let's up the life insurance policy real quick and not report it
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  38. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    of perspective and its timing is....interesting. +1 Interesting

    Excellent use of the Jedi Mind trick!

  39. Whoa, deja-vu.... by mblase · · Score: 2

    How do you argue with this kind of rhetoric, especially when it's being spread directly by government officials to corporate leaders?

    Three words: Y2K.

  40. Re:Not bloody Likely by rnturn · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ``When nimbda came out it was windows boxes. This did not effect apache/*nix boxen.''

    While Apache servers didn't get rooted by Nimbda, or by its cousin Code Red, they were still affected. Of course, it was more of a DOS attack since the Apache daemons were attempting to respond to the bogus requests but it was an attack nonetheless. I've seen the load shoot through the roof on Apache servers the had been targeted by nimbda/code-red infected system. I should note that this was a strange case where someone fired up an NT system (for testing) that they were unaware had become infected and both systems were inside a firewall. Makes a good case for having another layer of firewalls (and, perhaps, an IDS) inside the LAN just to protect your servers from goofy situations like this.

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  41. Re:Pacemaker... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

    ... or, you could always double the heartrate and have granddad run around like the last sketch in a Benny Hill episode.

  42. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by lovebyte · · Score: 2

    Perfectely correct. But maybe as a Microsoft security guy, he knows about many security issues with MS software and he sees them (that is MS software) spread around into areas where there should not be.

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  43. It's sad to count on FUD to rally the population.. by tcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When all your sheeps are going in every direction, what to you do to put them all tightly together? FEAR (dog, barking and looking menacing, drives the sheep back with the gang)

    When all of the population starts to see all your little practices and schemes, criticize your every move, and notice you are not representing them but you're representing the whole mighty $ and corporatism, what could be more "welcomed" than a terrorist attack?

    ALl the "sheeps" lose focus, are scared, and WANT help, seeing this, after, the gov uses this tactic to lever just about every single agenda he can. And then they preach how free they are, when their objective is to become the second China.

    Of course I might be pessimistic and reading too much slashdot that mostly show the negative content when it comes to your rights online, but I've yet to see any form of government that is still 100% there for the VOTERS and not for the companies or mighty $. at some point the $ will fail, look at how much US is in debts, look at how much debts the average american has, look at how many bankruptcy/year, at some point, unfortunately, this system will all crash because it relies on continual expansion.

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  44. Reminds me of the Y2K debacle by Aliks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well back in the good old days (around 96) we all got together and agreed that there would be a few software glitches when the clock chimed midnight.
    Word spread slowly at first but by 98 most of the people who needed to know had done their homework and started work.

    The band wagon started to roll when the IT industry realised that there was serious money to be made. Services to analyse your systems, reasons to upgrade NOW to the next version, a ton of bodies to poke around in every line of code you were running. New hardware by the lorry load.

    By early 99 there was a secondary industry looking at everything from embedded code, to legal and insurance issues, and massive pressure on the late-adopters to fall in line and spend some money. Around this time there were people forecasting planes falling out of the sky, power outages causing knockon effects and taking down the entire grid. Meltdown of the banking industry etc etc

    I was involved with some people working in the middle east on Y2K and for the most part govt and companies did just about nothing. Very little was spent, and only the the things that actually broke got fixed. Admittedly they had less IT infrastructure to worry about, but their scepticism about apocalyptic warnings from the West was perfectly justified by events.

    I think we are seeing the same pattern with Security issues. There is undoubtedly a problem, people certainly need to spend money on it, for sure CEOs don't really understand the issues and last but not least the problem is not as big as people make out. I guess this is why a few public spirited types are trying to spread some panic in boardrooms.

    Question is whether this is a bad thing or not. I'd love it if everyone invested wisely and promptly, but right now its in my personal interest for them to just invest in security services full stop. (or at least to pay me to implement more security)

    If everyone goes too far in securing IT who really suffers?

  45. Re:Maximum Overdrive by benwb · · Score: 2

    I always interpreted Maximum overdrive as more of a ghost story, so that part never really bothered me. I mean Stephen King does fantasy, not science fiction.

  46. The Importance of Hardware and Software Diversity. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is mostly all garbage because there is still to much hardware and software diversity. Sure this could POSSIBLY HAPPEN if everything was running off Windows on an x86 chip. But still now that is not the case There are still differnt breads of processors SPARC, MIPS, GX, ARM, Aplha, etc... And there are differnt Operating Systems that run each Processor. So making a killer worm that will distroy all Computers is near impossible because there is to much diversity. and I for one would want to keep it that way, actually I want to get more diversity. More different ways of solving the same problems is a good method each set may have bugs and holes but each one will be a different set of bugs and holes. Just as long as we dont follows MS idea of using a x86 chips and XP for every thing eltronic we should be OK.

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  47. Forget crackers (at least human ones), read by dpilot · · Score: 2

    "Press Enter" by John Varley
    or
    "The Adolescence of P One" by
    for tales of AI gone bad. There are others...

    Human: "Is there a God?"
    zzzaaaappppp - lightning strike fuses the power switch on.
    Computer: "Now there is."

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  48. Re:Must be a joke. by mikvo · · Score: 5, Informative
    I hate to spoil the party, but traffic lights are already controlled via TCP/IP networks. And although these may not, technically, be "public" networks, they can still be hacked into. Have you ever taken a look at how advanced some of the ITS (Intelligent Traffic Systems) are these days? I happen to work at a state agency on their ITS system, and I can assure you that we are already on the edge of that very thing.

  49. The man is right! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way we are going now, with OS monoculture and lack of physical separation of vital/non-vital systems, this isn't that far-fetched.

    Basically, once a sufficient number of vital systems are internet-connected, running the same software & OS, you've got yourself a big, fat potential vulnerability.

    This cannot be fought with anything but a painstaking effort to secure the infrastructure that is vulnerable, and keep the secure infrastructre secure. This does not only apply to the US. If such an attack was launched on Europe or South-East Asia, it would also have a devastating effect. We all need to protect ourselves.

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  50. DO they actually think anyone by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    would be stupid enough to allow a PACEMAKER ?!?! to be controlled by the internet ? What a total ASSHAT this guy is. The saddest part is there is nothing we can do about it either...Anyone from NZ around ? hows the political climate there ? been thinking of emigrating from the US and I've been trying to track down places that have a shot at staying less than facist.

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    1. Re:DO they actually think anyone by Razzious · · Score: 2

      Read about that product. Its NOT a controller, but rather a monitor. Basically it sends update data to their system so they know when it was interupted, etc.

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  51. By 2020 Fire Breathing Dragons will burn the earth by gelfling · · Score: 2

    But we will kill the alpha male, they will all starve, fail to breed and die out.

  52. I think this vision isn't necessarily untrue...... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 2

    ..... if left to the devices of Microsoft and companies who focus on the bottom line, instead of secure, stable, atomic software. They would absolutely LOVE to have Windows embedded in some form in our public works infrastructure -- not only would it a recurring source of revenue (thanks to their new licensing model), but it's a massive new (and, as of right now, thankfully unexploited) market, as well.

    Before software is deemed safe to run the more "modern" aspects of our lives, I think we need to hold people / companies accountable for the work that they do (or don't do). Somehow I think that MS would be less enthusiastic about peddling its wares if they were held criminally and financially liable for the consequences associated with any of the bugs in their various OS'es.

  53. But not that part! by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    "The Net (another Sandra Bullock film) has a woman who's whole identity can be erased (especially when the FBI, Pentagon, and everybody else use the same anti-hacking software, which incredibly is used by evil hacker types)."

    See, that's the best part of the movie. The fact that a monoculture lends itself to insecurity. Look at farms of IIS servers. Are they secure? Why not? Would we be better off with every HTTPD having equal market share? 100% Apache?

    Don't knock the only reasonably accurate part of the movie!

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    Internet Explorer (n): Another bug -- that is, a feature that can't be turned off -- in Windows.
  54. Microsoft FUD by terrymr · · Score: 2

    So who's idea was it to appoint a "Fudmaster General" to the government ?

    1. Re:Microsoft FUD by geekoid · · Score: 2

      gwb, who else.
      what a surprise.

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  55. Argh! I was Fooled! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    I sadly must admit to having been duped a year or so ago. More of that stupid television nonsense. I should know better!

    It was the second hour of a two part documentary on hackers, and it was VERY well produced with lots of subtle manipulations all of which seemed friendly and wise. The finished product aired detailed several true items, amplified them, mixed them in with some twisted until almost false items, dropped in serious faced legislators with hysterical, doom & gloom viewpoints, mentioned the FBI and CIA many times, fuzzed out people's faces, --And then spin doctored the whole concoction into a whirlwind of fear.

    Their points were:

    1. There is basically NO security which can stop the truly determined hacker.

    2. YOUR vital information, money, identity, etc. is valuable to the evil hacker and can easily be comprimised.

    3. Airplanes can be dropped out of the sky, hospitals shut down mid-operation, train systems messed with and whole economies crashed, blah, blah, blah. . .

    4. There are not enough laws and legal recourses to deal with this disaster which could at any moment strike.

    5. Even the American military has a special division charged with the task of swooping in to keep the country from self-destructing should an evil hacker decide to end the world via the internet. -It's THAT serious! Fear! Fear! Fear! (Yawn)

    Anyway, because I forgot for a short while that I was WATCHING TELEVISION that I was also being MANIPULATED. Stupid, stupid, stupid. (I stopped watching the evil tube months ago. I'm not sure how I lived back then! Even without two hours or more of crap nonsense per day, there still aren't enough hours between sun-up and sun-fall to get in all the living I want. --Oh, and try watching something after six months of abstaintion; even the 'good' shows suddenly look remarkably brain-dead!)

    Anyway, all the government has to do, when enough of this incorrect, (but remarkably easy to sell), belief structure has been installed, is deliberately screw with some major utility or whatever, and then drop in the paratroopers. And people won't put up a fuss, cuz you know, hackers, right?

    Essentially, the whole fear-farm works like this:

    1. Show vital services and just how bad things would be should they be crashed. This causes anxiety and fear.

    2. Deliberately misguide people into believing that ---insert scapegoat here--- can easily cause the above mentioned disasters.

    3. Show how the legal systems are woefully underprepared for dealing with this kind of threat.

    4. Leave the audience dangling and ripe for the picking. --You only have to get enough senators to watch your 'informative' crap, and bingo! Job done.

    It's all a shell game, and the winner takes ALL.

    -Fantastic Lad

  56. Give up. by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    "How do you argue with this kind of rhetoric, especially when it's being spread directly by government officials to corporate leaders?"

    You can't. Most people are idiots, and in the United States, where people are indoctrinated by religious and educational establishments to have unquestioning faith in authority.

    Just look at the decades of effort it took for anyone other than white males to be treated as human beings. Homosexuals still don't have the same civil rights as heterosexuals. Do you really think that the computer nerds of America have any real hope of countering the computer-realted bullshit spewed from the mouths of the government,AntiVirus companies, Microsoft, and cable news "experts?"

    Your best bet is to do what I did. Realize that getting geeks to do more than write letters is next to impossible, trying to lead them to stand up for their rights, or even for intelligent thought, is hopeless. Your best bet is to just take a different strategy: Get a job working for these assholes, and enjoy the ludicrous salaries sleazy government guys are passing down to the people who build the infrastructure that keeps them in office (At least until some other politician turns the tables.).

    1. Re:Give up. by TWR · · Score: 2
      Most people are idiots, and in the United States, where people are indoctrinated by religious and educational establishments to have unquestioning faith in authority.

      As opposed to the rest of the world, where no one pays any attention to the words of priests, teachers, or other authority figures, right?

      People are people, world-wide.

      -jon

      --

      Remember Amalek.

  57. Pacemakers sans internet control? by Tune · · Score: 2

    Wow. Can you imagine a pacemaker without internet access? Seems outragously boring... almost like riding on a bus with Sandra Bullock, but without a bomb. Get Real!

    Who would ever trust his life to a device that's not internet connected?

  58. They've been in bed together for a while by drew_kime · · Score: 3, Informative
    From a March 2000 press release:
    The Information Systems Audit and Control Association (ISACA) has been invited and has agreed to serve as a member of a newly created public-private initiative, the Partnership for Critical Infrastructure Security.
    ...

    An initial, formative meeting of the Partnership was held in December 1999 in New York City. The meeting was hosted by [list of names] and Howard Schmidt, Chief Security Officer, Microsoft.
    This has been in the works for over two years. Schmidt was involved from the beginning in defining the scope and purpose of the position he now holds. Microsoft has been involved in the process throughout the time they were responsible for the most disruptive, expensive virus/worm attacks in history.
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  59. Re:Not bloody Likely by Mattygfunk · · Score: 2

    Where does Nimbda keep coming from? IIRC it was Nimda, the reverse of Admin.

  60. TLA. by Noryungi · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is what I have to say to Mr Schmidt:

    Y2K

    The end of the world was predicted. Nothing happened. Why? Because good people worked their asses off and prevented the Y2K "damage".

    Hint: want to avoid 90% of all problems on the Internet? Follow this three step program:

    1. Avoid ALL M$ products like the plague.
    2. Whatever system you use, keep it up-to-date, apply the patches and the security upgrade religiously.
    3. Whatever system you use, lock down all un-necessary services and ports.
    4. Whatever you do, don't put everything on the Internet! Pacemakers, energy grid and air-traffic systems don't have anything to do on the Internet. period.

    And no, I won't buy Palladium just because it's the One True Technology That Will Save Our Sorry Asses From Evil Hackers! ;)

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    The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
    1. Re:TLA. by GypC · · Score: 2

      I mostly agree with you, but I thought you should see this.

    2. Re:TLA. by Noryungi · · Score: 2


      He he he he he he ... LOL =)

      OK, I'll have to admit, this one is excellent!

      Thanks for the laugh. ;)

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    3. Re:TLA. by FurryFeet · · Score: 2



      Our FOUR weapons are...

  61. Re:Never another red light... by Tablizer · · Score: 2


    Many of these civic systems don't work anyhow in my town. Nobody would know the difference if they were hacked.

    Turn on water, rat flows out, 'nother day in paradise.

  62. Re:Must be a joke. by brlewis · · Score: 2

    The consequences of bad data being sent by such a network presumably are limited. I would be extremely surprised if the controller for an individual light could be changed to any old color at any moment.

  63. required Clarke quote. by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

    "When a distinguished but elderly (+30) scientist states that something is possible he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong."

    "The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible."

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
    -Arthur C. Clarke's three laws.

  64. Re:Pacemaker... by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

    How are you going to connect to it remotely at all if it has no incoming signal capability?

    anything that has incoming can be flooded to death whether it wants to respond or not

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    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  65. Still working for Microsoft by praedor · · Score: 2

    He is merely acting on the inside for Microsoft, trying to push Palladium. Since he works for the government (and Microsoft), he can be seen as "legitimate" and help push companies to continue the Microsoft way, "upgrade" to the coming DRM-friendly, supposedly secure, next big M$ operating system. With people like this in the guv'mnt, it will slow or stall any attempts to open up guv'mnt computing the correct way for citizens and continue to help M$ maintain its illegal monopoly.

    His part of the guv'mnt works to help M$ while the DOJ attempts to punish M$ (hobbled/crippled by M$/Big Business-loving Bush) for illegal activities past and current.

    He is to be ignored. This catastrophism is an ongoing thing and is mere hyperbole. The digital sky is NOT falling and it will not unless we DO adopt a Palladium monoculture with DRM for everyone. The sky that would fall would be competition, GPL, more civil rights, etc, all in favor of Big Business and Big Business alone.

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  66. You overly deride people by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh really? "Sheeple" want fridges that print out grocerly lists? Fuuny, I don't remember any of the "Sheeple" I've talked to wanting those things. Where did I hear about stuff like that... oh yeah, it was here on /.!! Seems like either Microsoft or people here would want stuff like that, but people who are happy watching a 20" TV with mono sound are unlikely to want such things.

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    1. Re:You overly deride people by Maeryk · · Score: 2

      Oh really? "Sheeple" want fridges that print out grocerly lists? Fuuny, I don't remember any of the "Sheeple" I've talked to wanting those things. Where did I hear about stuff like that... oh yeah, it was here on /.!! Seems like either Microsoft or people here would want stuff like that, but people who are happy watching a 20" TV with mono sound are unlikely to want such things.


      You are right. But people who are happy watching their 20 inch TV in mono sound are also not the people that companies are trying to sell to. They probably have a hand me down washing machine and dryer, and an old yellow fridge that freezes half the stuff in it and melts the other half. and that is FINE! But when they buy, they are going for bottom of the line, cheapest they can find, *OR* old reliable pretty-good-quality built like a tank thats going to last forever. Neither of those are the people who drive the markets that add bells and whistles and connect things to the net. /. denizens might. "Oh! Theres a new Digimon out there! Lets hack it to run Linux!". (fun, but useless). Sure.. some people are really into this stuff, but a lot of people arent.

      What they are preying on in the article is the people who watch Hackers, and BELIEVE it. (Or swordfish, which I saw last night, Finally.) They actually think this stuff exists. They actually want this stuff. And whether it is imaginary or real is irrelevant, because if they believe it exists, then they believe when told by the "media" that it can be hacked. And they are afraid of it.

      Maeryk

      --
      Feminine Protection? What is that? A chartreuse flame thrower?
    2. Re:You overly deride people by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The biggest technical revolutions are not in things that people think they need, they are when one (or a few) smart people come up with things people need and build it. People didn't need a machine that talks until Edison invented one, and now everyone has some decendant of his record player. (Probably the only orginial invention of Edison!)

      I agree that my kitchen doesn't need to print my grocery list. However my kitchen should keep track of what I have in it. When I see a sale on juice, it should inform me that I bought a lot of juice at the last sale, and half of it is still left. Then two isles over it should remind me that I'm low on flour as I pass by.

      I have no problem making a list of things I need, but I often pass the store and want to combine trips (saves gas and time) as long as I'm nearby, even though I don't have a list.

      How my kitchen can inform me of all this when I'm at the store is a different question. Wireless is getting someplace though, and will probably be avaiable long before my kitchen can sense what I have in it.

    3. Re:You overly deride people by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry but I'm going to have to say that such features provide marginal usefulness to most people.

      Whatever happened to memory? Or even making a list? I think a lot of people going grocery shopping know exactly what they are out to get, they have a list. They don't need the fridge guessing how much juice is left and misinforming them thinking some kids science project is a bottle of OJ. Just hang around a grocery store sometime and see how most people really shop.

      I personally think that a lot of computer people think such things we be a good idea because of how we think and operate - I tend to agree with you that wireless conectivity back to my kitchen might be somewhat handy for ME as I shop randomly and without intent until I arrive at the store. But I also recognize that probably 1% of the population (if that) would find any value in such features, and if it costs more than $.10 cents manufactures will not build it in and consumers would not buy it if they did. Frankly, I think that the only people who would find any use in such a thing are almost all capable of building something themselves to do just what they want!

      That said, I totally agree with your first point that real innovations come from people building stuff that other people actually can use and see a need for - like the microwave oven, or breadmaker (though the jury might still be out on that one).

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  67. Since you ask ... by magicianuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... not directly on a public network in most cases, but inside a firewall or whatever.

    A connected house has advantages ... I get busy, I put the kettle on, in the old days it had a whistle to let me know it was boiling, nowadays it just shuts off and when I remember and come back it has cooled down again (tea must have freshly boiling water, really!) By having a home network, I can be watching TV or debugging an opensource app and a window will pop up to say "kettle boiling" or "your toast is burning" or "your back door just opened and here's a picture of the man in the black hood entering your den". I want to be able to program my VCR/PVR from my mobile phone/PDA on the drive home ... I want to be able to switch on the heating 30 minutes before I get home no matter how late I work ... I want to be able to go to bed and think "did I switch off the stove?" and be able to check it without going downstairs .. ... so there's no advantage in putting your toaster directly on the public internet, but having many devices accessible through some sort of firewall I would buy ... and why the toaster? Well, if you're going to have it monitor for burnt toast and send an alert, might as well use a standard (tcp/ip) over wifi or whatever rather than another proprietary protocol (like Sony always loved, I have several bits of old Sony hifi, all with "control" sockets and all incompatible)

    1. Re:Since you ask ... by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Funny

      The PVR and security systems are already electronic devices, they would benifit from communications and should be secured properly.

      The heating idea is not bad, ever think X-10?

      As for the other items, the $.05 whistle on the kettle works well, add a bell to the toaster, and the smoke detector can answer all your other questions.

  68. He should know... by PRickard · · Score: 2

    "Former Microsoft security chief Howard Schmidt now works for the government as the vice chairman of the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board. According to this article on Security Focus, he has been touring the country, proclaiming the dangers of "zero-day viruses" and "affinity worms" that will create the kind of havoc that nothing else short of a nuclear exchange could cause.

    Mr. Schmidt would known exactly what's possible since his former employer is responsible for 97% of it. All those kinds of things would be spread over Microsoft products, particularly Outlook, Exchange, IIS, and Windows.

    "Traffic lights, pacemakers, appliances -- all subject to outages and interruptions because in the future they're controlled via Internet, declares Schmidt.

    Isn't Microsoft trying to get Embedded NT or Windows CE for Retarded Agencies put into these kinds of devices? They already put a battleship in a vulnerable position several years ago with NT, now they want to destroy the rest of society with it. I don't know if Schmidt is being sarcastic or just brutally honest, but he's got to know Microsoft is the problem here. If he doesn't, he's not mentally capable of having any job, much less one with such a high profile.

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    == Paul Rickard, Editor of The Microsoft Boycott Campaign ====

  69. Re:Whatever by Maeryk · · Score: 2

    why tie a pacemaker? So it can be tracked somewhere by a computer tied into the cell phone network that keeps a list on all the pacemakers out there and flags someone when it begins to falter. (Hope the batteries last longer!)

    That way Medic-Alert can be rushed into action and allow someone to save the poor sap who has the failing ticker-shocker before he gets so disoriented that he cannot save himself.

    This has the potential to save THOUSANDS of lives! Really!

    (compare to irradiated beef.. Do I want to eat meat that has been exposed to radiation? Especially after the "people" who test it said its fine after a relatively short test period, the same people who said hormone replacement therapy was fine^H^H^H^H^H a bad idea?)

    No.. but sell it as if it will "save lives" and people will jump on it. How many people die every year from bad beef? How many people WILL die in 20 years when they find out its worse for you to eat it than it is to risk getting Salmonella or E-coli? Answer: It doesnt matter. Someone somewhere is making money on the tech, so it must be good.

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  70. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Forget fighting it. Start playing along and sell "security products." The guys at Symantec, Mcafee, etc. figured this out long ago. You can either mutter about how they exploit the ignorant, or start wiping your ass with hundred dollar bills.

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  71. Yes, there's a Windows-based pacemaker controller by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    The PaceArt 2000 is a desktop Windows-based system for doctors which interfaces with pacemakers over a short-range RF link.

    See their download page.

  72. Don't forget the second half of this by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2

    The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!

    What is the second half of this? The SOLUTION!

    Palladium, internet filtering, access controls, NET Guard, TIPS...

    Do you think it is a coincidence this chicken little was the Microsoft security chief and now works for the government? Would Bill really hire someone that stupid? He is doing his job in a much larger strategy.

  73. geeezesus krist by MrIcee · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Former Microsoft security chief Howard Schmidt now works for the government as the vice chairman of the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board. (Emphasis mine)

    Anyone else see where this is going? The FORMER HEAD of MICROSOFT SECURITY (and quite frankly, microsoft and security should *snicker* never *snicker* be used in the same sentence together).

    Obviously... Microsoft is very very happy now. They got the x-head of their security to be high up in government PROTECTION. Now this chicken little is running around squawking. Ya, I can see the next *initiative*... Paladium anyone? Government sanctioned because some LOSER who couldn't design a SECURE HOUSE LOCK is squawking.

    For as many times as we accidently bomb some afgani wedding, can't we accidently bomb redmond? Please? Purty Please? With sugar on top?

  74. Cellphones & "intelligent devices" by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've had a cell for over 7 years. I saw the use, especially in my situation, being a student constantly on the move and no possibility to get a phone on his student room. I used it a lot back then (calling parents and stuff like that).

    I still have a cellphone now. I work, I'm back home and I don't move much. Actually, I could just throw it away and nobody would notice it because I don't call on it and I don't get called on it. The only thing I use it for, from time to time is to check my email when on the road.
    My point is: a cellphone is useful in some circumstances, but in others it is utterly useless.

    Fridges that call servicing, or order food by themselves are a big no-no in my eyes. A nice little paper on the fridge door does very well as grocery list. You take the last egg, write "eggs" on the list. Takes 3 seconds.
    The servicing doesn't sound well to me either: imagine the compressor runs a bit hot but it would last another 5 years. It calls service anyway, the guy repairs it and you get a nice little bill of 500Euro...which you could have avoided easily.
    Bah, technology is nice....but you don't have to overtechnologize everything.

    1. Re:Cellphones & "intelligent devices" by kubrick · · Score: 2

      I'm waiting for the entire idea of mobile services to mature before I buy in. For me, the service provided isn't worth the cost -- but if I could do many more things while on the go then it might be.

      The cowboy nature of the industry, complete with dodgy pricing schemes, hasn't made me feel like taking up something I don't really feel a need for yet anyway :)

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  75. Re:Pacemaker... by bluGill · · Score: 2

    Not nessicarly. When I run a marathon with a pacemaker, a doctor will be required to monitoring my heart in real time. Worst case he might pull me out, but at the very least he should be making real time adjustments. (Note, currently those with a pacemaker cannot do such exercise, which is why I picked it, at least the first few attempts should be monitored in real time)

    I can come up with other examples, but I think it is clear, real time monitoring of someone with health problems is a good idea. However the point that it must degrade gracefully in abuse situations is critical. The mafia better not have a chance to kill me remotely. (or at least they better know that while they can, it is instantly traceable to them, so they won't dare)

    Implmentation details are left as an exercise. I am however well aware that they are not trivial.

  76. Re:Pacemaker... by grytpype · · Score: 2

    And you could upload a MIDI file of that "Yakitty Sax" song to the pacemaker so Gramps will have some musical accompaniment as he runs around the house...

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  77. let me guess by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    the only way to prevent all of this is to use palladium. haha

  78. Sounds like Y2k by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2

    Sounds like Y2k. Now THAT was a serious threat, but by the time the event came there had been enough publicity that every company did their due-dilligence. If Win95 was running traffic lights, pacemakers, etc there would be enough homogenity and flaky code to make me a bit nervous, but otherwise...i have a perpetual motion engine to sell you.

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  79. This is easy... by ZoneGray · · Score: 2

    Former Microsoft security chief Howard Schmidt

    Just explain that it's not going to fail, because this guy is no longer engineering it.

  80. sweet by austad · · Score: 2

    "Traffic lights, pacemakers, appliances -- all subject to outages and interruptions because in the future they're controlled via Internet, declares Schmidt.

    Pacemakers? What a dumbass. Although, it would be kinda cool to have cron job which turned grandpa on and off.

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  81. Some pacemakers ARE remotely accessable. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone who engineers anything as critical as the controls to a pacemaker or a traffic light to be remotely configurable or writable is just asking for trouble.

    Unfortunately, remote adjustment of medical implants (including pacemakers and drug-delivery systems) is sometimes life-critical, often greatly health-enhancing. So many of the devices are remote-accessable. Some of them (such as implanted defibrilators) also log info about the patient (i.e. when / how many times he had to be de-fibbed) and can be interrogated remotely.

    But "remotely" means "via a nearby inductive loop (or the like) on a special-purpose device", not an internet link. (The interrogation device, of course, will have a computer in it and might be networked - but that's a separate issue.)

    But don't you think the people who design the device and its software don't KNOW that? Medical device hardware and software is built by engineers working to a standard above that of telephony, which is in turn far beyond mil spec. (Yes you can get screwups. But they really do put in the effort. The management knows that killing a couple patients will kill the company, and they have the money to pay for good work rather than cutting corners.)

    anything that has incoming can be flooded to death whether it wants to respond or not

    Not true. Anything with an incoming link can have the link itself DOSed and taken down for the duration of the interference. Any radio can be jammed, too. But a communication module can be designed so that it doesn't exhaust resources needed by the rest of the system, and so that it will recover from the exhaustion of its own resources as soon as the attack ends.

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    1. Re:Some pacemakers ARE remotely accessable. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm sure the people who designed Therac 25 knew that as well, but they still screwed up and killed patients.

      An example of "Yes you can get screwups." - which will be the Tacoma Narrows Bridge / Three Mile Island of medical automation for the next century (or until a bigger screwup happens). It's also an example of the belt, suspenders, and wasteband button all snapping at once.

      But how many medical automation products are in use? And how many of them are killing people through software bugs? I think you'll find that, in general, medical automation is already designed, implemented, and tested to a MUCH higher standard than, say, your latest commercial desktop OS.

      We only need to look for a few minutes at most any place using technology to see people embracing mediocrity with little care. With each passing year, I worry more and more about the medical community too. The things I see in hospitals is especially worrysome.

      Let's not go generalizing between consumer marketplace software and that designed for automating medical equipment, or between

      I know it's cliche, but this is what happens when your primary focus is money. That's why the love of money is called the root of all evil. As long as profit happens, the mediocrity will continue, because the people making the money don't care about anything but making the money.

      No. The problems you allude to are not inherent in money. They are what happens when short-sighted administrators focus solely on near-term profit (and are psychopathic enough to ignore non-money risks of human injury). Map human consequences into monitary terms by such mechanisms as liability suits and even a psychopath can grasp that cutting corners and killing people is a bad bet. And it's the job of the upper-level management (starting with the board) to insure that the lower-level managment (starting with the president, CEO, COO) aren't simultaneously short-sighted and psychopathic enough to take bad chances and kill the company.

      Short-sighted crooks we will always have with us, and sometimes they work their ways into positions of trust. But encoding consequences into money terms can bite them big-time. Arthur Anderson LLP's board didn't institute such policies. Arthur Anderson LLP is as good as DEAD. An administrator at Worldcom got into a debt bind and cooked the books to save his own butt. Worldcom is bankrupt and he was the first one kicked out the door. And so on.

      There's nothing magic - evil OR good - about money. It's just a convenient means for quantifying human effort and values, aspirations and miseries. It is "crystalized labor". It is a way to split barter into two halves, so a plumber doesn't have to find a farmer with a stopped-up sink whenever he wants groceries.

      When you concentrate enough value and power in one place to do great good, you concentrate enough to do great evil. It's the people who then handle it who decide whether it does good or evil. And its the institutions around it that create good consequences for those who do good and bad for those who do evil. If the institutions work well enough, even most evil people may chose to do good - and the ones who chose to do evil will get squashed as a result.

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    2. Re:Some pacemakers ARE remotely accessable. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      Oops. Blew the edit.

      Let's not go generalizing between consumer marketplace software and that designed for automating medical equipment, or between ... ... HMO or low-budget retirement home administrators and the people who build the FDA-approved equipment they use.

      [Money] is a way to split barter into two halves, so a plumber doesn't have to find a farmer with a stopped-up sink whenever he wants groceries.

      And without money a crook can just as easily steal the groceries, or kidnap the plumber and make him fix his sink.

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  82. Never Try to... by Hollinger · · Score: 2

    Never try to match wits with an idiot; he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    Just thought I'd pass that along.

  83. Okay, so what is an 'affinity worm'? by actiondan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even a google search couldn't help me.

    Does the rest of the world know something that I should?

    1. Re:Okay, so what is an 'affinity worm'? by Frater+219 · · Score: 2

      Presumably, affinity worm is Mr. Schmidt's coined phrase for Microsoft email worms such as Klez, which use the victim's address book as a list of targets. That is to say, they spread from Windows host to Windows host on the basis of the users' affinities.

      A comparison of Klez to Code Red and Nimda suggests that while such a worm does not spread as quickly to vulnerable Windows systems, it is capable of staying resident in the Windows population at a higher level for quite a long time. My workplace currently sees a handful of Code Red and Nimda attacks every day -- but our mail exchanger rejects a couple hundred Klez per day.

    2. Re:Okay, so what is an 'affinity worm'? by Ristretto · · Score: 2

      And what's all the fuss about "Zero Day" viruses? As far as I can tell via Google, "Zero Day" was 1/1/2000. So what's a "Zero Day virus"?

    3. Re:Okay, so what is an 'affinity worm'? by Frater+219 · · Score: 2
      And what's all the fuss about "Zero Day" viruses? As far as I can tell via Google, "Zero Day" was 1/1/2000. So what's a "Zero Day virus"?

      Well, ten years ago when I hung out with warez d00dz, "zero-day warez" meant bootleg software that had been cracked (the copy prevention routines removed) and released to BBSes by a cracker group on the same day it was released commercially. Surpassing that were "negative-day warez", where the software had been leaked from the manufacturer during mastering, and the cracked version was out before the "real" one. The sysop of one BBS I frequented had internal builds of a Microsoft product called "Chicago" in 1993; that product became what you may know as Windows 95.

      In any event, the same terminology can apply to attacks. A "zero-day worm" is a worm written to exploit a vulnerability on the same day that the vulnerability is released (i.e. made public). In fact, this is not a very useful expression, for two reasons:

      1. First, it implies that such a worm would be worse, or indeed more notable in any way, than a worm using an older vulnerability. Given that the most potent worms we have seen -- Code Red, Nimda, and Klez -- have used attacks that were known and patched for months at the time of the worms' release, this is an unfounded implication.
      2. Second, it implies that the publishing of the vulnerability is necessary for the writing of a worm, or leads naturally to the writing of a worm -- and therefore that publishing is a bad thing. In fact, most published vulnerabilities are never widely exploited, and worms are written for only a tiny fraction. Moreover, a truly aggressive worm-writer would go out and discover new, unpublished holes, and write worms for those.

      The worms we have seen recently have actually been a net benefit to security. They have shown us what is possible with old vulnerabilities on unpatched Microsoft systems, and their payloads have been, all in all, relatively mild. Sure, Code Red II spread a backdoor, and Sircam sent your files around -- but consider the damage if they had instead altered figures in spreadsheets or databases, or just gone writing random numbers to random sectors of your disk, like some of the old DOS viruses did. DoS floods go away; data corruption can take years to discover.

      So it isn't the zero-day worms I'm worried about. It's the negative-day worms with real payloads. After all, unlike that from some vendors, the software I use has an established reputation for zero-day patches ....

  84. Hmmm.... by EEEthan · · Score: 2

    Well, on Saturday, when there was an explosion at the Con Ed plant in Manhattan, the street lights didn't work...but nothing bad happened other than a few stores closing. Hell, traffic was a little backed up, but if they'd had some traffic officers there, that could have been avoided. And to tell the truth, it didn't look so bad.

    I really can't stand the tech-attack FUD that the Bush administration is spewing out. If someone fucks up the global bank records, I could see that being a problem (although the economy is more or less in shambles already) but c'mon, what else is going to happen? Al-Qaeda spam ? Someone will hijack my ebay account ?

    C'mon, really. I'll believe it when someone gets past my home firewall and somehow manages to strangle me with an ethernet cable by sending the right packets through it.

  85. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    Luckily, america is not the world.

    Yes, and the day I emigrate from the US is growing ever closer. I've given this serious thought and consideration, and the question remains: where can one go and remain free?

    Canada seemed like a nice choice. Buying property and living there as an American is straightforward, the people are nice, the culture, pleasant, and I could afford to keep my airplane and maintain my lifestyle. But, alas, they just had a precident-setting ruling that outlaws the existence of a 3rd Party technology simply because it annoys a product's manufacturer. Goodbye Linux on the X Box, which means in a couple of years, Goodbye Linux on any Palladium hardware.

    Europe? The European patent office is eager to follow America's lead and start issuing software patents (in fact, I believe they may have already begun doing so). Europe is considering an EU-wide law that is even worse than America's DMCA.

    Central America? The US tends to invade any of those countries that tick off [insert favorite large enterprise here, MS certainly being a possibility], and with the government's current state of belligerance I don't hold out much hope of that changing. Were it a government of the people one could expect better behavior, particularly with the rather popular feeling that out cold-war imperialism was flat-out wrong. But alas, as we all know, our government is one of and for the corporations, and the opinion of little folk like us isn't worth a whole lot anymore (if it ever was).

    Africa? That is all pretty hit and miss ... assuming you can get conectivity to the net at all.

    India? That is perhaps the best option to date ... assuming the country isn't destroyed in a nuclear conflict with Pakistan. India is probably the most appealing possibility out there (and having visited that country once, I can say I rather liked it there).

    But ... most of the internet traffic is currently passing through the United States these days ... until that problem is solved, the Long Arm of Uncle Sam, Aunt Hollywood, and Little Billy Gates will reach everywhere, making it difficult for anyone to persue freedom, inside the United States or anywhere else.

    So, there may well be nowhere to run, and perhaps this battle isn't as irrelevant to those who are outside of the United States as they might like to think.

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  86. I EXPECTED information. I got content-free flame. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    It's an ex Microsoft security chief... What do you expect?

    What I expected (from the reporter's story) was a description of the alleged security threats he was talking about and possibly an insight into some microsoft vulnerabilities that we haven't yet seen exploited in the wild.

    What I got was a content-free hatchet piece that was so busy ridiculing the ex-Microsoftie and his alleged threats that it didn't bother to actually REPORT them.

    We know how fast something like the Morris worm can spread. I'd like to know if Schmidt was describing, for instance, a similarly fast-spreading beast that could infest Microsoftware.

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  87. hell, if my cellphone's barely on the 'net... by kisrael · · Score: 2

    if my cellphone is barely on the 'net, why should my fridge be?

    Yes, I know the USA is behind in creative additional uses of portable networked devices, but even then, the only really compelling apps, the only ones people pay for, are the ones that facilitate communication between people. Almost every other wireless app will be niche status for the foreseeable future.

    this article says it well--what do people shell out for at Internet Cafes when they're on vacation? It's not online shopping or browsing...it's good ol' e-mail. The near future of cellphones is voice communications (duh), e-mail, and maybe sending pictures. It's not the chance to browse some tiny version of the web or order stocks.

    So, I think the rather slow progress of handheld wireless networking has implications for networking beyond the PC. The technology for controlling your house appliances online has existed for a long time; still a minor niche. People don't want their fridge fiddling with their recipes...a much more promising technology there is putting standard barcodes on premade foods that your microwave can scan and know how long to cook, kind of a VCRPlus for food prep... anyway, we're a long way off from having all of society's hardware on the regular 'Net, though obviously cyberattacks have the potential to be more damaging as we rely on the 'Net more and more for information services.

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  88. Re:What is your major malfunction? by Maeryk · · Score: 2

    Why all the hate against technology and people who use/enjoy it? And who died and made you the ultimate authority on what should and should not be hooked to the internet?

    I dont hate technology, and I dont hate the people who use/enjoy it. I hate being viewed by big business as a bottomless pit of money for the newest fangled crap that I dont need. I buy what I need, and otherwise ignore a lot of it, but there are people out there who dont do that. Those people are the ones spurring on this mad race to integrate everything.

    I friggin love my PDA. I had paper organizers for years and I would always leave them somewhere or not have them with me when I needed to write something down. With my PDA that doesn't happen. What is your major malfunction? In another post you want people to actually be satisifed with simpler times and to not go crazy when the electricity goes out. Did you suffer a nervous breakdown recently because of your IT job or something??

    Good for you. I occasionally use my Mako for something other than playing games. Rarely, though. I find I keep stuff in my head better. If I stuff it in an organizer, I have yet *another* thing to carry around, and I have to remember to read it, charge it, update it, etc. If I have it in my head, I only have to worry about forgetting IT.. not six other things tied to it.

    To each their own.. Im not saying that technology is bad.. Im saying that it sometimes gets used in utterly useless ways.

    Maeryk

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  89. Well... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2

    Another valid question is why the hell you would want all of your traffic lights and everything hooked up to the internet. There ARE networks separate from the internet. Why are we working to combine them all? So we can sell more buzzwords?

  90. No, No, Think Low Tech by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Not crackers as in computers, crackers as in safe, so that when all of the bank computers failed he could send them to get the gold from the vaults and porn from the safe deposit boxes. With that, who'd need electricity?

    Virg

  91. Some Ideas by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 2, Interesting
    • Pacemaker stopped? Don't worry! The hospital is automatically contacted and an ambulance is on the way. All thanks to the Internet and GPS. (Meanwhile, we get to keep track of where you are so that we can enhance the marketing power of our company and our "affiliates.")

    • Car stolen? Have no fear! We caught the thief on video and identified him before he even had a chance to start the car, which he won't be able to do anyway since his facial structure doesn't match yours. (Furthermore, if anyone other than you is to drive your car, you will have to register them as additional drivers, therby increasing registration fees and insurance costs. Oh yeah, did we mention the EULA you signed at the dealership? Each additional driver will cost you another $20k)

    • Wish you didn't have to make dinner everynight? Your prayers are answered! Our new, government patented refrigerovefreezewavestoventry will do it all for you! It stores and manages all your food, including monitoring expiration dates and printing out shopping lists. Choose predefined or custom recipes at the push of a button and your job is done! New recipes are downloded off the internet. Shopping lists can be submitted to a delivery service at the push of a button. (All recipes entered into the system become the property of the Acme Corporation. Your eating habits will be recorded for marketing and health insurance purposes.)

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  92. Traffic lights *can* be controlled from the web by throx · · Score: 3, Informative

    They don't have to be on the net. I used to work for a government department that controlled traffic lights. From my workstation I could change the state of almost any traffic light in the state. From my workstation I could also browse the internet.

    Consider then a virus that allowed someone to put a back door into my workstation. They would then have the ability to sniff passwords and ultimately give them control over the traffic lights.

    A similar thing could be said for any device which can be controlled from a machine which is either connected to the net, or can be accessed by other machines ultimately connected to an untrusted network.

    While the chance is slim that any of this could happen, don't discount the possibility just through your ignorance of how these systems could be attacked. Sure the traffic lights aren't directly connected to the net, but that's not the point.

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  93. Representational invariants. by karlm · · Score: 2
    Traffic lights and pacemakes getting cracked shouldn't be a problem if they're designed with hardware enforcemet of representaional invariants.

    A pacemaker should never have a pulse rate outside of 40 bpm to 120 bpm. Sure, it'd be inconvenient if your pulse went down to 40 bpm, but you wouldn't die... maybe you'd pass out. Sure, some athletes have resting heart rates of 30, but if you need a pacemaker, a pulse of 40 to 120 is completely functional. If the CPU tells the hardware to beat outside that range, the hardware should put out a pulse rate of 72 bpm - the average resting heart rate for an adult male, slightly slow for the average female but it's easier on the heart.

    Stoplights should have a finite state machine in hardware. One of the inputs sould be a hardware timer that goes low after a state transition and goes high 3 seconds later. The CPU can control some of the inputs to the FSM, but there are no unsafe states and no unsafe transitions. (i.e. "red, green, red, green" can only go to "red, yellow, red, yellow", "r,g,r,y", or "r,y,r,g"). This way, the CPU has no "words in its languge" to describe a transition to the state "green, green, green, green" or from "red, green, red, green" to "green, red, green, red" without going through 3 seconds of "red, yellow, red, yellow" (i.e. if the timer input is low, all of the state transitions for that state return to itself). This way, it's imposible for the light to be in an unsafe state or make an unsafe state transition.

    You have the hardware check representational invariants (40 <= heart_rate <= 120) and go into a safe fallback state if the rep. invar. is violated (heart_rate = 72). Otherwise, if the states are simple enough, you have a finite state machine containing only safe states and safe transitions. (If the FSM is too complicated, it's easy to screw it up, so you should have a rep. invar. check to back you up.) If you use one of these techniques, a terrorist can at best inconvinience you, even if s/he replaces ALL of the web-connected CPU's software. A small FPGA or CPLD to do this enforcement costs less than a couple of bucks and the programming is pretty streight forward for simple invarients like those used in stoplights and pacemakers.

    There may be reasons to give net connectivity to stoplights. (I can definately imagine giving them 802.11 with IPSEC so that ambulances can change the lights ahead of them witout having to have the 911 dispatch center do it for them.) As long as you have proper hardware enforcement, these things aren't a problem. If the terrorist has the time and acess to pull out the FPGA and re-burn it with some unsafe states, s/he might as well clip the wires to the lightbulbs and cross-wire the lights. On a similar note, if a terrorist has the ability to take the FPGA out of the pacemaker and reprogram it and put it back in the person without killing them. (Maybe for blackmail purposes.) Why not implant a remote drug O.D. injector or a remote triggered half kilo of semtex in the abdomen?

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    1. Re:Representational invariants. by karlm · · Score: 2
      I thought you could get FPGAs with MTBFs as good as those for any of the other components. Maybe I'm wrong. The whole thing is in a Farraday cage, so unless you're talking about enough power to cook ther person's internal organs before EM would be a problem.

      Then again, I'm not an EE or CS person.

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  94. Re:Pacemaker... by Psion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah! It does this by turning your heart on and off really fast, just like the way sound was produced on the old TRS-80s?

  95. I guess we don't have to worry... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    ...About the Earth expiring in 2050!! Yadda, yadda, yadda. All these studies see to have one thing in common: They seem to assume the Earth (or the net in this case) is a static enviornament in which nothing changes, from technology to resources. Every worm and virus to this day has acted to strengthen the structure of the internet. Sure, they've caused problems, but they've cause anti-virus software developers to adapt. Sure, somebody can develope something nasty, but if it can be made by a man, it can be analyzed and circumvented by a man. And that's what backups are for anyway. Any admin worth his salt and any absolutely critical system has backups and redundancies. It may hurt, but it will hardely be the collapse of civilization the artical seems to advocate.

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  96. Two Ways to a Smarter Refrigerator by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    There are two ways the digital fridge can work, outside of failure monitoring. First, you tell the fridge what's in it, and it tells you when you run out of it (an extension of this is that you tell it when you bought your milk or eggs, and based on the date it tells you when you should consider throwing it away). The other way is that you tell it when you want to buy stuff and it tells you what to get. The most common method of this is that you tell the fridge when you put stuff in it, then you tell it what you're making, and based on the recipe, it advises you as to what ingredients you're missing.

    In short, it knows what you want because you tell it.

    Virg

  97. Re:Wait a minute... by alizard · · Score: 2
    Is this the kind of FUD we're going to come to expect from security focus now that they sold out^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H are under the symantec "corporate umbrella"?

    The article makes fun out of the ex-Micro$loth's predictions.

  98. But... by ellem · · Score: 2

    what if he's right?

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  99. This could be made possible by alizard · · Score: 2
    If all of these devices were controlled by embedded Windows, it isn't hard to imagine them being virus contaminated, h4xx0red and r00ted.

    The solution to that is simply make it illegal to use Microsoft products in any life-critical situation.

    While this doesn't make stupid software design for traffic lights, SCADA systems, etc. impossible, such law would prevent stupid design from being unavoidable and inevitable.

  100. Re:Not bloody Likely by kiwimate · · Score: 2

    The one thing the internet has that prevents massive worm penetration is heterogenality (sic) . When nimbda (sic) came out it was windows boxes. This did not effect (sic) apache/*nix boxen (sic) .

    However, Code Red did "affect Cisco 600 series DSL routers by inadvertently triggering a previously published vulnerability" (my emphasis). And, if I remember correctly, I think it also affected some HP print servers, too.

    Operating systems are complex. Routers use operating systems, as do dedicated print servers, and many other electronic devices. Even if a device or operating system is not specifically targeted, it can still be inadvertently hit when connected to a world-wide Internet.

    By the way...any statistics on how many smug Windows-loathing administrators aren't up to date with the patches for their routers, print servers, managed switches, firewalls, etc.?

  101. oh cripes by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2

    This sounds like we may get a little bit of Darwinism out of this - everybody who is smart enough to realize how ridiculous this is will come out on top, and probably make a tidy sum off the fools who believe that the sky actually is falling. I think I should become a consultant for the PHB's in their all-windows shops, and charge $100,000 to tell them they can get a more secure, stable system by switching over too... well you know what I'm going to say, this is slashdot!

    Seriously, if people are going to make ridiculous claims like this, and management starts to believe it, why can't we hire ourselves out to make sure the company's print servers can't make all the traffic lights in a five mile radius turn green all at once? Sure it's unethical, but I gotta eat too!

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  102. Re:Must be a joke. by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

    I've seen it when traffic lights go dead mid-city, and the amazing thing is that no one gets mashed. Cars still behave and the like cause people stop being compliant and start being courteous. It's a lovely thing.

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  103. Re:Pacemaker... by Skevin · · Score: 2

    Who has a pacemaker with an IP address???
    Heh heh, perhaps the people who want this clothing line to actually be more functional?

    Solomon

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  104. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by pmz · · Score: 2

    ...it will be the end of freedom as we have come to know it.

    I think it is more accurate to think it will be the end of the convenient freedom we have become used to. If the Internet disappears, we can still send hand-written letters, subscribe to newsletters, stand on a soapbox in front of the courthouse, read the paper books of our choice, etc. The First Amendment will remain intact, but there will be fewer media in which we can exercise it.

    The logical conclusion to DRM and Palladium is that the technological golden age we seem to be in will diminish, the U.S.'s dominance in computing technology will vanish, and the only real growth industries in the U.S. will be the old stand-bys, such as retail stores, services, and some manufacturing. It will be like living in the pre-computer era again, when sophisticated mechanical and traditional electronic devices were booming. In a way, it is sort of romantic (whether the reality of it is desirable is another matter, however).

  105. What is This Guy Smoking? by BlackGriffen · · Score: 2

    What kind of farking idiot would hook his pacemaker up to the internet? It sounds to me like the guy in charge of securing the computing infrastructure of the U.S. knows jack $hit about security. IIRC, the government has always known that the best way to secure a system is to have a "wall of air" (read: don't make it accessible remotely). Even if they do hook these systems up to the internet, as long as they don't run M$ products (Outlook, IE, etc.) on them, and they used a little common effing sense in their security measures, they should be fine.

    It sounds to me like this still M$ crony is trying to use his position to push Palladium.

    BlackGriffen

  106. Propaganda and agenda by Fixer · · Score: 2
    Does it get any more obvious that the people ostensibly hired to protect us are out for nothing more than lining their own pockets? C'mon, this kind of crap is sooo 1996.

    How do you argue with rhetoric? You don't. You laugh at it, you demonstrate it's fallacies, and you look at who appointed this asshole (and people like 'em) to where they are at, for THEY are the ones with something to gain.

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  107. Bah, humbug! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
    Microsoft's former security chief suddenly realizes what he's done, and claims that the sky is falling.

    All I can say is: "I hope it falls on his head".

    (Oh, that's good to get off of my chest!)

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  108. Bad examples by PatientZero · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Figure out what people would have said about PDA's and cell phones thirty years ago had someone suggested they would exist. "Thats ridiculous..why would anyone EVER want that? I have my phone in the house, and I have my day-timer! Why carry around something that needs batteries?"

    While I'm the first person to acknowledge that marketing pushes a lot of products on people that they don't really want or need, both of your examples here fail.

    Day-timers are great for people that have 50 contacts and 5 items on their todo list. My mom used to carry around one of the 5x8 ones that was quite full. It didn't even fit in her purse, so it was very inconvenient. I kept demonstrating my PDA to her, that it was indeed easier to use than the laptop she used at the office, etc. Finally she lost her day-timer and freaked out. There was no way she was going to recall all the appointments she had made over the coming weeks and months. Luckily, she had only left it at an associate's office who called her the next day. She immediately switched to a PDA and within a month was able to use it far more efficiently than the day-timer. If she loses that, it's all on her laptop at work.

    As for cell phones, I'm quite happy with mine. As long as you don't go nuts and start thinking that just cause it's ringing you have to answer it, you'll be okay. I turn it off when I don't want to be interrupted, and I put it on vibrate when I carry it so no one else is ever bothered by it. Two recent examples of being useful. Saturday we were driving to a friend's party an hour away. The driver had written the directions incorrectly, so I called my friend on the highway to get the right junction. Then Sunday a friend called while I was shopping to see if I wanted to head to another friend's house for the day -- he was just leaving home and could pick me up on the way. That's convenience and new opportunities that I'm glad to have.

    That one idea for a new gadget (internet-enabled pacemakers) sounds like a bad idea doesn't mean they all are. If you could work out the security issues completely, network-enabled traffic signals could be very useful. Imagine an ambulance leaves the station in an emergency. The system operator could have the traffic signals along its path go red in both directions and ring they're own sirens, giving advanced notice to cars and pedestrians to clear the street.

    As for worrying about giving your son a laptop, I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. I had legos as a kid (no home computers), so I said, "Hang on. I'll put away my toys and be right over." And I don't feel I'm somehow scarred by it. :) Computers are tools, like toys, books, and guns. The key is to educate your children in their proper use before you let them use them. Some tools may have bigger consequences in misuse than others, and that should be discussed as well.

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  109. WHO Did He Used To Work For?? by Vortran · · Score: 2

    Let's see... security is a shambles, the world is coming to an end. Every access point is a blazing security hole. Who will protect us? Who will make us safe? How will we get that warm fuzzy feeling back? Why, of course! By using Microsoft products!! (right.)

    You say the power grid is vulnerable? My, my.
    Let me show you something:

    "This is your power plant...
    This is your power plant on Windows."

    Vortran out

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  110. RobPiano Hits Nail on Head. by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Part of the reason Y2K happened nearly hitchless was due to the fact that so much hype was involved. By declaring "the sky is falling" they are preventing a problem through means of hype.

    Bull. Hype and the labor of countless millions of IT folks turned into dumpster fillers did not solve y2k for us. It's more like y2k was a fraud. Funny how all my old equipment still works with no effort on my part at all. Systems not designed to be fail safe are flawed.

    Never the less, it's a good thing you brought up y2k as it's the easiest way to fight the FUD:

    Y2K and war are now perpetual. Right!

    You will only suffer continuous computer failure if you use M$.

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  111. Re:Pacemaker... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
    I submitted a story "You got a heart attack!" to Slashdot about a pacemaker with phone messaging to send an alert message to the doctor and a fax (from a central office) of the cardiogram. Can Internet and webheart sites be far off? ("I'm browsing the site, pop that bag in Joe's office and let's see what happens!" "Wow!")(Hmm, if it was two-way, the doctor could defib remotely.)

    Let's see, URL News story

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  112. D�j� vu... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    Sounds just like the year 2000 hysteria...

  113. again, only with information by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 2

    That article was a little bit too much opinion, not enough information. This one's a little better:


    President's Advisor Predicts Cyber-Catastrophes Unless Security Improves

    Just to ease the suspense, he still comes across as a bit of a loony, but at least there is enough meat in the article to properly discuss.

  114. Make lemonade by deblau · · Score: 2
    When the world hands you lemons, make lemonade.

    Premises:

    1. The general public are not idiots, just normal people, and normal people don't understand technology.
    2. Normally, people are afraid of things they don't understand, and are willing to believe just about anything to assuage that fear.
    3. Normal people are willing to trust authority figures, even if you aren't.
    Conclusion:
    • You stand a great chance of spreading anti-BS FUD by proclaiming yourself the Grand Poobah of Internet Security, and ranting to anyone who will listen about how the evil hackers are already working for / in cahoots with the government to destroy your lives and steal your Wonder Bread.
    I betcha most of the people reading /. could make a pretty believable case based on this argument (and probably have a good time, too).
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  115. Consequences by crucini · · Score: 2

    I'm not disagreeing with your larger point, but I notice a certain tendency among geeks to possibly misunderstand business events. Bankruptcy is not necessarily bad news for the executives and officers of a company. In fact, they may have planned the bankruptcy as a chance to sell off some assets cheap to friends or to other companies they control. I'm pretty sure that whoever actually cooked the books at Worldcom benefited substantially from the fraud and doesn't care at all if the company is bankrupt.
    Likewise, separation from a company is not necessarily bad news for executives/officers/partners. There are frequently huge golden parachute payments. You point to the "death" of Arthur Andersen as if it's some cautionary tale to accountants - I doubt it. I think the partners made lots of money by selling diluted auditing, and always knew it couldn't last. They will move on to new accounting firms and continue their careers. Trying to translate misconduct into dollar terms doesn't work too well because the dollars belong to "the corporation" and the people making the decisions have no problem with "the corporation" losing money if they make money.

  116. Re:It's an ex Microsoft security chief... by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    This is probably a troll, but if so it is a reasonably clever one, so I'll bite.

    This is extreme even for Slashdot. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

    Nonsense. I have accurately described the logical consiquence of any one of the aformentioned efforts (Palladium, DRM, The "Disney" Hollings Bill, etc) reaching fruition. If it sounds extreme, perhaps you should be directing those thoughts at those who are promoting these efforts: it is their goals which are extreme, not my shedding some light on them. You don't even need to take my word for it: read today's New York Times.

    You set up a strawman which I will not bother to knock down, except to point out that I mentioned a confluence of events, not a conspiracy as such. In other words, interests happen to coincide, to their benefit and our great detriment. As for an "organized movement:" if you believe for one moment that the entertainment cartels are not organized in their efforts to lobby and shove DRM down our unwilling throats you are a fool. If you believe Microsoft's lobbying for Palladium is not organized either, then you are oblivious to even the most obvious, front-page (technical) news items we've been seeing here and elsewhere for weeks. Finally, if you believe a marriage of convinience between a software monopolist interested in locking in his monopoly and an outdated cartel interested in banning or neutering technology that threatens its business model and stranglehold on its respective industry to be farfetched, then I would humbly submit that you are profoundly naive. Particularly when the means and technical methodology to do the first is equivelent to the solution proposed to accomplish the second.

    Taking away the digital freedom we have come to know and value, in other words, our freedom of expression as we have come to know it, does not equate some grand scheme to destroy mankind (as you would like to so misleadingly represent my thoughts on the subject), it merely indicates that some powerful interests have found that they stand to benefit from doing so, and feel no compunction whatsoever in acting on those interests to our detriment.

    The fact that these forces are operating form such banal motives does not decrease the abhorrance of the act they are trying to commit, nor will it alleviate the detriment it will cause to the rest of us in the very least.

    It is, in short, you who ought to be ashamed, not I.

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  117. Whaddaya mean, reality? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    it completely eradicated terrorism there

    And what does reality have to do with this? (-:

    For an example from science, it's been obvious for the better part of a century that the universe is galactocentric - and becoming more obvious with each new, more precise set of measurements - but despite being obvious and a clear winner in `trial by Occam's Razor', that's the one proposal you won't see proposed in Nature or Science as an explanation for the data since it is the one proposal which most offends the religious convictions of many of the scientific Powers That be (and to be specific: including but not limited to the editors of Nature and Science).

    If evidence in such a clear, unambiguous realm can be blind-eyed so completely, what hope has evidence from fuzzier fields like politics and psychology?

    Time to memorise a 2048-bit key so that you can encrypt your hard drive.

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  118. Put simply by leonbrooks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is this:

    Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.

    -- Daniel Webster

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  119. We don't need no stinkin' Backups! by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Backups? Sure, you'd know not to do future business with people who don't keep backups, but in far too many cases, that'd be because they'd be Dead, Out Of Business, Pining for the Fjords, and Ex-Customers. Far too many companies have far too many systems that aren't adequately backed up, and while I'd like to see them all Get The Clue, I'm really opposed to any policy of crashing cars into motorcycle riders as a method of educating them about helmets and safety, and this is pretty much the same thing. There are a lot of companies that have auditors or business requirements that force them to back up everything that needs backing up, and many other companies practice due diligence about things like backups, offsite backups, secondary data centers that are geographically separated so one earthquake or flood doesn't wipe them both out, using at least some internet providers who aren't in Chapter 11, use UPSs for their DHCP and DNS servers, not keeping their Accounts Receivable databases on their external web servers, etc. But there are a lot of companies that do some things right, create real value for their customers, and generally deserve to be in business who aren't doing everything right yet, and I'm glad lots of them didn't get shot in the head by the last few gifts from Microsoft.

    By the way, Apache's had serious security flaws, and so has Sendmail, there are probably at least three other seriously dangerous bugs in widely-deployed Linux applications that could be exploited if the Bad Guys find them first. Any decent Warhol Worm will make sure it's got a good Apache bug to exploit as well as the easier Microsoft targets.

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  120. Of course he's FearMongering by billstewart · · Score: 2
    He *does* work for the FearMonger's Shop, er, Feds' Critical Infrastructure Protection Board after all. But the main article, while a fun rant, didn't really say very much, it just ranted about Schmidt fearmongering.

    Some of the studies of fast-spreading worms demonstrate that, if there are simultaneous exploitable bugs in widespread versions of Apache and Microsoft webservers, a Bad Guy could take over and 0wn most of them faster than a credible response could be deployed, and if the Bad Guy wanted to be destructive, lots of those servers could be wiped (your basic Warhol Worm followed by a "Thhhattt's Alll, FFfffolkssss!!!"). Sites that aren't running decently secure environments (serious backups, separation between webservers and critical databases, good firewalls, etc.) would be toast. More fun if you can combine it with an attack on Microsoft Outlook Mail as well. There's far more potential for destruction if the attacker also targets important applications, but at some point it's a tradeoff between successful faster destruction and deeper destruction.

    Of course, just because there are things that are worth being afraid of, that doesn't mean that we should immediately let the Feds tell us what to do and start trusting them to take care of us, or even give them whopping big budgets and unlimited powers to "inspect" our computer systems, which are some of the major purposes of government Fearmongering.

    By the way, while it is owned by Fearmongers, the NIPC.GOV website really does have some good tools and material there - I found it very helpful when dealing with a Staecheldracht DDOS cracker on my lab machines last year.

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  121. Ahem. by Sj0 · · Score: 2

    Do you know what I'd do to an engineer who presented the plans for a pacepaker which is controlled over the internet?

    I'd fire the bitch, then I'd inject some air into his veins to see how *he* likes heart attacks.

    Maybe that's why I'm not in management?

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  122. Talk about the hype by nanojath · · Score: 2
    Brokerage house trading records will be scrambled, corporate networks rendered molten, CEOs humiliated.

    Yeah, like CEOs need hackers to humilate them these days...

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