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Build Your Own Tesla Coil

screenbert writes "Ever wanted to keep stray dogs or neighbors from trampling your backyard, but just couldn't find the system to really deter them? Well this site shows how they built a bi-polar Tesla Coil system. I've always loved the Tesla coils on C&C when they'd zap the units as they went by. "

287 comments

  1. Food Protection Device by Dystopium · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need one of those to keep my roommates off my leftovers in the fridge.

    1. Re:Food Protection Device by andfarm · · Score: 1

      All you have to do is label the food clearly and mark it as an "EXPERIMENT". For example, a jug of milk from last week would be labeled "MILK EXPERIMENT, 1 AUG 2002".

      *smirk*

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    2. Re:Food Protection Device by UncleFluffy · · Score: 2

      Orange juice carton half filled of week-old slimy washing up water and stashed in the corner of the fridge worked well for me.

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  2. There's an easier way... by danny256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every college student knows that to keep your roommates from your food, you just poisen some of it, after the first couple of them die, the rest learn pretty quick. It may not be high tech but it gets the job done.

    1. Re:There's an easier way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just pretend to get really drunk and them tell everyone a wild story about that sometimes when you get drunk you like to rub your dick all over everything that belongs to you in the fridge.

    2. Re:There's an easier way... by Dystopium · · Score: 1

      Already tried it. even food poisioning wont keep them at bay. I guess they just seemed to have built up an immunity after "hoteling" so much.

    3. Re:There's an easier way... by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Funny

      And there is a solution for that too.
      Pretend to be drunk and tell a wild story about how you've hidden a webcam in the fridge.

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    4. Re:There's an easier way... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Already tried it. even food poisioning wont keep them at bay..."

      Am I the only one who read this and pondered Jack in the Box's popularity?

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    5. Re:There's an easier way... by Ybrog · · Score: 2, Funny

      In college I had a friend who's suitemate was always stealing food/drinks. Eventually they decided to started making special batches of brownies, cookies, etc. which had ex-lax, or other such extras in them. Everyone but the offending stealer knew not to eat them. I don't know if the guy ever figured it out or not, but it sure brings a smile to my face thinking about it now.

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    6. Re:There's an easier way... by salimma · · Score: 2, Funny

      It does work, mind you... don't use a very strong poison, but powdered laxative works wonders.

      Friends of mine laced a dozen muffins with it (added a bit of sugar to hide the taste) to deter someone who's been stealing their food, and that night they heard the toilet being flushed every 10 minutes...

      Works like a charm :)

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    7. Re:There's an easier way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A note beside (e.g.) the apples:
      "One of them is poisoned, eat at your own risk"

      When you come back:
      "Now there are two"

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    8. Re:There's an easier way... by riedquat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A less extreme way is to dissolve as much salt as you possibly can in a pint of milk - you can't detect it by smell.

    9. Re:There's an easier way... by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


      You also get a passing grade on all your courses, right?

      Well thats what my friends girlfriends sister said.

    10. Re:There's an easier way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there should be another mod-type:
      informative, interesting, funny, .... disturbing...

    11. Re:There's an easier way... by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the next day, you find the one changed into a two...

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    12. Re:There's an easier way... by Placido · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the parent be marked as +5 INFORMATIVE?

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    13. Re:There's an easier way... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      That's pretty extreme. You don't need to actually _kill_ anyone.
      Just shocking their systems will do. My family tends to stay out
      of food I cook, because they know I have a tendency to include
      ingredients they don't like, such as beets, greens, or peppers.
      I know a guy who in college had a roomie who was getting into the
      food in the kitchen without even saying anything. This annoyed my
      friend, because he'd go to make a recipe and be missing something.
      So they had a little talk... then (and this was NOT planned),
      one day, while my friend was doing homework, they guy picked up
      the package of dried habaneros that my friend happened to have
      around and asked, "can I have some". "Yeah, but be careful,
      don't use too much". By which, they guy thought he meant too
      many and figured he needed them for a recipe -- only that wasn't
      what he meant, as you know if you've ever cooked with habanero.
      A moment later there was a horrible noise and the faucet
      turned on...

      Now, he didn't do that to the guy on purpose, but you _could_
      do something like that, and it would keep them out of your
      food without killing them per se.

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    14. Re:There's an easier way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work in produce at a supermarket in high school. We would constantly play tricks between departments. One day, the cheese guy came into the produce room with his lunch, soup. He left to wash up. While he was gone, we sliced 10 or 15 habeneros into paper thin pieces and put them in his soup. He came back and started eating his lunch, enjoying some pleasant conversation. Suddenly, in mid-sentence, the dude's face turns bright red. I mean more red than I ever thought possible. He drops the soup and starts making this screaching sound. Needless to say, we are dying at this point. He runs out and we could hear him from the other side of the building. It gets better, because all of those peppers gave him the screaming shits and he was on the toilet about an hour later complaining about his "ring of fire".

      Ah, those were the good old days.

    15. Re:There's an easier way... by neuroticia · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're talking about college students. That might encourage some of them to come out of the closet... and into the fridge.

      -Sara

    16. Re:There's an easier way... by lommer · · Score: 1

      better yet, make your own milk with flour and water...

      just mix it till it looks appropriate and then fill a carton or jug with it and wait...

      (i used to do this when i was three years old... my dad was the usual victim)

    17. Re:There's an easier way... by spamslayer+6 · · Score: 1

      ANY adulteration of food that the recipient doesn't know about or is designed to harm is a serioius felony and can be construed as attempted murder. The State of Florida prosecutes these cases regularly. While the stories may sound funny and the braggarts may exagerate, the reality is those who do these things get caught and GO TO PRISON as BUBBA's LOVE SPONGE. Think before you leap!

    18. Re:There's an easier way... by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but if it was MY food I was fucking with and my roommate ate it, fuck him AND the courts!

      Chris

    19. Re:There's an easier way... by spamslayer+6 · · Score: 1

      Sounds good so far.... let me know how the bravado holds up when you are wearing steel bracelets.

  3. Holy Sh*t by papasui · · Score: 2

    And I thought watching a bug zapper was entertaining!

    1. Re:Holy Sh*t by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it,a Tesla Zapper would totaly fry any flying insect/bird/endangered specy to come nearby....COOL o_O

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  4. Tesla Coils suck by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Prism Towers are far better.

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    1. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

      but only in groups... for best effect use in groups of, oh, say five? :-)

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    2. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Was it just me or were prism tanks ridiculously powerful? Once I had 20 or so grouped together, there wasn't a thing my soviet enemies could do to stop them. Infantry just died, buildings went even faster, and their range is so great that Apocalypse Tanks just got beaten like drums before they ever got close enough to fire. Yuri stuff was the only thing that ever came close, but even then it couldn't cut it. Anyone care to enlighten me as to what defense my compatriots and I were overlooking?

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    3. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Air assault

    4. Re:Tesla Coils suck by liquidice5 · · Score: 1

      from my own experience, the tanks were designed by Westwood to be used fairly in small numbers

      BUT,,, If you combine them into large groups they are unstoppable

      the downfall to the prism tank was and is its insanely weak armor, thus creating a need for the great weapons

      so, when there are enough that they dont have to wait between charges, they are the best

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    5. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An airship positioned over a choke point.
      V3 launchers firing at a choke point.

    6. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      So when given enough time to have 2 dozen of them clanging around, they really and truly are unstoppable? Good job on the beta testing, Westwood.

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    7. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Prism Tower comment is not entirely off topic because is actually in the C&C: Red Alert games with the Tesla Coil.

    8. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      An equally large group of Apocs would have a chance I believe. More importantly even a group of heavy tanks can take them out with the help of an Iron Curtain. (Heavy tanks are better for this purpose because the Prisms can run from the Apocs) Or for that matter, a Nuke costs less than 20 Prisms if I remember correctly. A couple of Kirovs can also deal with the problem if the Allies don't have some rocketeers ready to handle them.

      The Allies do admitedly have the upper hand in the late game, but the idea is that if you just sat around and let the Allies build up like that without having an adequate defense planed, you deserve to lose anyway. In all likelyhood you already effectively lost the game earlier on, and the Allies are just toying with you by building up a huge army.

      As for Yuri, the Flying Disks will slaughter Prism tanks. In sufficient numbers they'll take out rocketeers too. The Flying disks are probably the most unbalanced units in Yuri's Revenge, contested only by Boomers, which can also probably deal with Prisms on a water map. If you can take advantage of terrain then a Magnetron at the top of a cliff can grab a Prism tank before it gets in range I think. And again, by the time the Allies have built that many Prism tanks Yuri should have a Mind Control ready.

      The moral of the story is if you go all defensive, the enemy will build a huge army and crush you. Of course if you don't build any defenses the enemy will do a rush with a small force and wipe you out at the begining. The best games i've ever played involved medium sized groups of 8 - 10 units, and would often be decided when a single tank survived to get inside the enemies perimeters and start reaking havoc.

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    9. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Shirloki · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      What are you? New? You left out the obligatory link to a page showing how to build a prism tower!

    10. Re:Tesla Coils suck by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Maybe because they don't exist? He was referring to the game Command & Conquer.

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    11. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love that game. My son calls those "Christmas Trees of Death". I kinda like it.

    12. Re:Tesla Coils suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was pulling your leg dude! Trying reading a few books instead and give the 24/7 gaming a break ;) Try leaving a few Playboys nect to the loo

  5. Put it on your car! by Bimkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make yourself a Pedestrian Electro-Bastard Array!

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    1. Re:Put it on your car! by daeley · · Score: 2

      Ooooooooh, yes. Then you can go down to the beach and zap all the bikini blondes, which was my wife's favorite activity during our Carmageddon days. :)

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    2. Re:Put it on your car! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah!! Carmageddon! Wooo!

    3. Re:Put it on your car! by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 1

      Put the pompons down, hun. :P

  6. Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Cybercifrado · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The Tesla Coil in truth wasn't really about electricity being used against humans a la bug-zapper. The Tesla Coil was actually a ginat coil that Tesla devised that could shake an entire building apart. The Tesla coil was actually a harmonics device. But, I like the idea of the zapper better... ;)

    My $0.02.

    1. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by capnjack41 · · Score: 1

      Great, people walking around with human-zappers. I thought people with those keychain laser pointers were annoying.

    2. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by eric434 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe you are incorrect. You're talking about the Telsa "Earthquake machine" oscillator, which was a tunable steam- or electrically-powered weight. There's a book about it, IIRC it's called the "Tesla Earthquake Machine" or something like that, and includes plans to build your very own.

      Tesla, upon inventing the oscillator, attached it to a bar of the finest steel he could get, and within a few minutes the oscillator had found (been set to?) the resonating frequency of the bar and shattered it. Tesla then attached it to a pillar that was driven into the earth at his laboratory [keep in mind that his lab, and several other New York buildings, were built on a patch of sand, IIRC] and turned it on. He took a crowbar to it when the buildings across the street started to shake.

      Keep in mind this device was no bigger than a 2-liter pop bottle, if I rember correctly.

      The Tesla Coil is a high-frequency, high-voltage transformer, and shares few parts or concepts with the "earthquake machine."

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    3. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone that can "walk around" with a 3000 lb power transformer, two 12 foot conducting towers, and generating 40 KW of electricity probably doesn't need the help of a tesla coil to be annoying.

    4. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humor! Joke.

    5. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Arethan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Where did you ever hear that?
      Seriously, Tesla coils really were always about arcing electricity. His original idea for Tesla coil usage was wireless transportation of electricity. Basically, if you crank the volts enough, you can arc across the atlantic ocean. At least that was the idea.

      Yes, Tesla also did some studies on structural harmonics. And yes, he did the structural harmonics work long before he came up with the idea for Tesla coils, but aside from being the brainchild of the same man, the two were never linked in any other way.

      Also, I must say that I more enjoyed his work on structural harmonics. Shaking bridges and collapsing condemned buildings was all well and good, but the nutball had the idea that he could crack the earth in half if he used enough dynamite and timed it correctly. Good thing he didn't have the resources to try that one out. Tesla was crazy enough try it, just to see if it would work.

    6. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      Actually back in undergrad we used one to fling metal rings around in the stairwells. BTW that is a LOT more interesting if the rings have been in liquid nitrogen for awhile.

    7. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Maddog_Delphi97 · · Score: 1

      COOL!!!!!!!!! o_O

      Now I want one in my yard!!

    8. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The transmission of electricity via tesla coils had absolutely nothing to do with the arcs of electricity that shot off of it. He wanted to transmit power via EM radiation.

      Hold a flourescent lightbulb near a tesla coil and it lights. It has nothing to do with "arcing."

    9. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by ceejayoz · · Score: 3

      Good thing he didn't have the resources to try that one out. Tesla was crazy enough try it, just to see if it would work.

      And brilliant enough that it just might have...

    10. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

      And Tesla, himself, was nothing more than a floating head with squid tenticles, IIRC.

      If you don't get the joke, just move on.

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    11. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      Try a solid state tesla coil.

      I have plans to make one that runs off a 9 volt battery, and should generate somewhere in the region of 20000 volts (OK, at a low current, but also at a high frequency). The plans require a television fly-back transformer.

      Take a look at this:
      Google search

    12. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Helter · · Score: 1

      Or you could just buy a stun gun for $30.

    13. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever take one of those piezo electric zappers out of a barbaque? Those are pretty fun to spook someone with.

    14. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by karnal · · Score: 2

      wouldn't this be really similar to the "zapper" personal protection devices?

      A friend of a friend had one of these. Turns out, he didn't have it for self defense. Rather, he wanted to see if it would hurt when turned on his own skin.

      His piece of advice? "Don't light a cigarette with it. It sometimes zaps your lips."

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    15. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are funny. Not funny "ha ha" but funny in that you take it up the ass.

    16. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Shirloki · · Score: 1

      Now you've done it. I have found another way to terrorize my neighbors... as if rapid CO2 discharges weren't enough... >:D

    17. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now i am being tormented by trying to remember those differential equations

    18. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Sorry but arcs are ionized air, there presence indicates that the un-avoidable dissociation of air atoms and one or two of their electrons has became structured such as giong from point A to point B. Air Ionization always happens when the charge density is enough to strip the electrons. the charge density is dependent on the amount of charge and the shape of the charge. that's why point things arc more than smooth things. just becuase the dischrge isn't great enough to be visible doen't mean it isn't there. Power is the product of the charge and the current, voltage alone dosn't make power, it's voltage times current.

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    19. Re:Correction on the concept of Tesla Coils by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1

      Yes, he called the device a tele-geodynamic oscilator, and had both electrically driven and one driven by compressed gas.

  7. Photoshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or do the photos look like they were Photoshopped?

    1. Re:Photoshop by jasonditz · · Score: 1
      Wow no kidding man.

      One of the other students made one back when we were undergrads and it didn't look anything like this. Of course his was much smaller

      We used it to fling metal and blow up pickles...

    2. Re:Photoshop by Whammy666 · · Score: 1

      It's real. Been there, done that. Though not as big as that one. I could get 8" flames off my fingers with the one I built.

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  8. Computer lab fun by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 4, Funny

    How to have fun in a computer lab #14:
    Two words: Tesla Coil

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  9. I don't think you read the article... by danny256 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The weapon is a physical thing, it can't get trolls. Slashdot trolls arn't actually "walking it the garden of slashdot", they are posting from their home, the weapon will not hurt them. Maybe their computer will malfunction and shock them though.

    1. Re:I don't think you read the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called humor.

  10. envy!!!! by Emugamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any other pyros out there really really envious right now? I'm about to turn traitor any second. Matches just do not compare

    1. Re:envy!!!! by ThePyromaniak · · Score: 1

      This is way cooler than any oxy-acetylene torch by far...I may just turn in my lighter for one of these babies..You think life insurance covers moronic tesla coil accidents?

    2. Re:envy!!!! by coryboehne · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but you will get a darwin award.

    3. Re:envy!!!! by Emugamer · · Score: 2

      I was more worried about homeowners insurance but I'll look into that as well

  11. That's not a picture of his tesla coil. by yeoua · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's actually a picture of his server after this story was posted.

  12. small town politics by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    The test was only performed at sixty percent of full power since full power (40 kilowatts) wasn't available at this location. The system is actually capable of discharges of aproximately forty feet

    I can see this causing brown outs if you do this in the local small town. Complete with stories of UFOs etc.

    Musn't upset the town fathers.

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    1. Re:small town politics by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      (* I can see this causing brown outs if you do this in the local small town. *)

      When a bunch of angry people with Einstien hair-do's show up at city hall, you know you have gone too far.

    2. Re:small town politics by akad0nric0 · · Score: 1

      The test was only performed at sixty percent of full power since full power (40 kilowatts) wasn't available at this location. The system is actually capable of discharges of aproximately forty feet

      I can see this causing brown outs if you do this in the local small town. Complete with stories of UFOs etc.


      I seem to recall reading that the power company in Tesla's area refused to sell him electricity at one point, because he'd collapsed the grid a few times. Don't know how accurate that story (or my memory) is...

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  13. Erm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Not to nitpick, but the aforementioned site doesn't exactly show how they built the Coil, just that they did, and how it looks in operation. It's an old site, too; built in '96. I'm fairly confident this isn't news; although a decent schematic certainly would put this at "Stuff that matters."

    That having been said, Google cache

    1. Re:Erm.. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      I saw what was billed as "the world's largest Tesla coil" at the Survival Research Laboratories show in Austin in 1997. The Tesla coil was the only cool part of the show...they had flourescent lights stacked around the thing, so the coil could arc and hit them and light them up. I thought it was cooler when the Tesla coil just arced up into nothing in the air.

      The rest of the show sucked, however. The "Hand of God" promptly ran into a ditch and stayed there. They had an extremely tasteless mockup of the U.T. Tower, complete with murderer at the top, to which they set fire. They had some sort of walking robot, which didn't walk very well. If it wasn't for the Tesla coil, I would have felt very ripped off.

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    2. Re:Erm.. by KernelHappy · · Score: 2

      Hrm the pictures make it look like a tractor pull for geeks.

      I wonder if they'll make it out my way.

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  14. What's the last thing the redneck ever said...? by sdo1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey everybody! Watch this!"

    Egads. I guess these are the guys who always ignored the "don't try this at home" warnings, huh?

    -S

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    1. Re:What's the last thing the redneck ever said...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A great finale to what started with:"Wanna pull my finger?"

    2. Re:What's the last thing the redneck ever said...? by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      Does anyone out there (especially the /. folks) really listen to the "Don't try this at home" Crap? I see it more like "Don't try this at home":Read:"You just have to see this for yourself, try it now!" Or maybe I'm just trying too hard for that Darwin award..... NAhhhhh

    3. Re:What's the last thing the redneck ever said...? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      I always found the don't try out home warnings to be kinda obvious. "No really, don't jump out of a moving vehicle at 90MPH. You'll probably screw up and die. We are professionals (crazy, but professionals)." Really? No shit? Don't do stupid things that I know will endegner my life if I don't have years of training? Whoa, whodda thunk it. Its like those backyard wrestlers. Or that shtick denis Leary does about cigarettes "These are bad for you? Shit! I had no idea!"

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    4. Re:What's the last thing the redneck ever said...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, these are the guys who *tell* people not to do this at home. They do special lightning effects for movies, as well as cons and schools.

  15. Oudin coil? by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    Just to keep things honest, I don't believe there is such a thing as a bipolar Tesla coil. They may be describing an Oudin coil instead.

    Picky, picky!

  16. Correction by itwerx · · Score: 3, Informative

    Much as I hate to reply to a troll, there are a few people who might read this and believe it!
    While there was a harmonic device which Tesla built which could indeed shake a building apart, this was not his intent with the Tesla coil.
    His plan was actually distributing energy on a large scale without wires. Take a look at his Pike's Peak project.

  17. A Star Wars scene we didn't see by Darth+Paul · · Score: 5, Funny
    Palpatine: And now, young Skywalker, you will die!
    (Palpatine begins rubbing feet on carpet vigorously)

    That picture of the "Man of Great Potential" is really giving me strange ideas.

  18. We have the death ray!! by skidgetron · · Score: 1

    I've been wanting to build one of these for a long time, but all the site's I've seen about building one, have very convincing warnings about how dangerous it is, But it would be really cool. Maybe someone could post the schematics for the death ray...

    1. Re:We have the death ray!! by budgenator · · Score: 2

      well let's see house current is 117 V rms x 15 A giving a max of 1755 watts, assuming 100% effeiciency to be safe and a voltage of 250,000 volts give a current of .00702 amperes input or 70 mA, and 10mA can be lethal so that seven times the lethal current. So limit the thing to 2 amps input or 230 watts and it'll only hurt like hell and you might wish you were dead. watch out for the ball on top it's a capacitor and will store charge greater than the input if big enough.

      If you keep the freq high say in the 30K - 100KHz range, most of the current would skin effect around your body increasing the saftey factor and just burn skin rather than stop your heart.

      in actual practice you'll probably only get about 125,000 volts. get out your physics book and crunch the numbers.

      It's probably safe to play arround with an ignition coil, I've seen schmatics for real tesla coils in magazines, Popular Electronics I think late 70's.

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  19. How much for one of these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need a new hairdryer

  20. I can see it now by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

    children mailing their lists to santa (or other applicable religious figure) for one of these. Hell who wouldn't?

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  21. Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's why. by wackybrit · · Score: 1, Informative

    The tesla coil described in the page is not really of much practical use.

    It operates at a high voltage and low current. This means that, yeah, it looks impressive, but any actual damage it could cause would be extremely limited. If you want something like the tesla coils in C&C, you have some problems to overcome.

    The first is something that is directional. The tesla coils in C&C were far beyond today's technology, since electricity naturally flows to the nearest earth.

    To really hurt something or burn something, you're looking at throwing at least 100 amps from the coil. This is far away from the 100 milliamps that current tesla coils use. But for the fun of it, let's work out what sort of power you'd need to really cause some serious damage.

    So, we have the 100 amps. What about the voltage? 10,000 volts is the right sort of voltage to be able to shoot a beam of tesla lightning about 20 metres. This is calculated by taking the SU air density of 2.5Fd per metre, and multiplying that by (current / air impedence), or (100 / 0.0279)..

    So, 2.5 * (100 / 0.0261) = 9,578.54 volts.. close enough to 10,000 volts anyway.

    And 10,000 volts at 100 amps? You do the math. You are talking about a serious amount of electricity.

    And don't forget.. the thing would have a constant load! When the coil isn't zapping intruders (okay, it's a stupid concept but I'm just pointing out the practicalities).. you're still sucking up several megawatts of power with it just going straight back to earth!

    So, this is a great idea, and a cute trial.. but you're never going to get a tesla coil that can really injure people like in C&C. It's all just pretty patterns in the sky for now... :-(

  22. mobile? by skydude_20 · · Score: 2

    The control system and power transformer together tip the scales at roughly three thousand pounds.
    Makes this a little difficult on the mobility side, but hey, with one of these, the world is your playground (or you'll just be really lonely)

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  23. Be careful! by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before Slashdot posts stories like this, they should very expressly warn their readers about the dangers inherent in such projects. Although a simple Tesla Coil is not particularly dangerous, if a Tesla Coil is turned into a mobius strip and enough energy is put into it, a electrotemporal-topological disaster can result, plunging an area up to 5 kilometers around it into Dirac Space.


    You can find more information about this strange and dangerous phenomenea here .

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    1. Re:Be careful! by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      Before Slashdot posts stories like this, they should very expressly warn their readers about the dangers inherent in such projects.

      They did, they said the guy was "bi-polar".

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    2. Re:Be careful! by coryboehne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would like a further description of the mobius strip, and an explanation of wtf a electrotemporaltopological disaster is,,, I'm sorry for my ignorance in this area, but I have a need to know.... After all I might want to make one of these .. J/K... But if this is so dangerous and easy to build why hasn't some country produced one and vaporized (or electrotemporaltopologicaly destroyed) some city?

    3. Re:Be careful! by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beause often this device also causes ontological collapse, causing the very Being-as-such of the destroyed areas to return to an essential, rather than an existential being. Now, normally, being and essence are two seperate things, and since to destroy one would be to destroy the other, Being-as-occupying in the way a city does can not be destroyed totally, and so even as one side is wiped out, the other can not be, so the city reasserts its ontological identity.


      Now, some people would believe that memory is just data reflected in a synapse. But really, memory is a process where the ontological throwingness-of-being of Beings is reassertted in the personal ego by reconciling somethings Being-as-such with its Being-towards-others. Butif identity and being are crossed, as they are in a Mobius Strip, they can be linked together, and thus annilated from the memory of Being-as-being-towards-its-own-reconcilation at once.


      So lots of cities have been destroyed with this weapon, we just don't remember them.

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    4. Re:Be careful! by notfancy · · Score: 1

      Now, normally, being and essence are two seperate things

      Only we Spanish-speakers know that. That's for having ser (to be) and estar (to be), y'know.

  24. Toys by Sivar · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Whoa, imagine a beo--No, must... not...

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  25. Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZAP*NYC-wide power outages* In other news,authorities in Iraq are baffled as to how a giant,crackiling lightning bolt could come out of the clear blue sky and wipe out Saddam's HQ's in one crushing blow.

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    1. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      Anyone else immediately hear Moff Tarkin's voice saying "we will then crush the rebellion with one swift stroke" after reading this?

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    2. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      actually it's known as a "pinch" basically a device that causes a massive EMP and knocks out power in a set area.

    3. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      That's GRAND Moff Tarkin.

      I always thought getting Peter Cushing for that role was a masterstroke. Too bad he barely spoke two lines in the whole movie.

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    4. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1
      In other news,authorities in Iraq are baffled as to how a giant,crackiling lightning bolt could come out of the clear blue sky and wipe out Saddam's HQ's in one crushing blow
      Hmm, I wonder... if that's so, will reports of tanks appearing from nowhere amid a ninbus of bluish energy be too far behind?
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    5. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by suicidal · · Score: 1

      is it really? or are you just quoting from Ocean's Eleven?

    6. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by Helter · · Score: 1

      I believe it's actually called a "Z-Pinch", and it's a very real phenomenon.

    7. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      I had heard of the device before ocean's eleven, but I do admit that's where I remembered the damn name from... So? It's still about 90% factually accurate. But,, Thank you ever so much for pointing out this small fact dear troll.

    8. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by suicidal · · Score: 1

      Not trolling, just that I've ONLY heard it mentioned in the movie, and was wondering if it was just Hollywood BS, or if it had any foundation....

      Thanks.

    9. Re:Wonder if a mass scale weapon could be made... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, a "pinch" is actually known as an FCG (flux compression generator) and merely produces a massive electric impulse (kA @ kV for a tiny fraction of a second). If this output is fed into a Vircator or other high-power microwave tube, an EMP/T (ElectroMagnetic Pulse Transformer) bomb can be made. One of these COULD take out much of the electronics in a city--permanently.

      On a side note, in Ocean's Eleven (the only place I have heard an FCG called a pinch) the guy that used it needed (12 or 24) car batteries to run it. Real FCGs need even MORE power to work.

  26. mirrors... by skydude_20 · · Score: 2

    does someone have a mirror of the movie they had on their site or did the just remember to remove the movie before the onslaught of slashdotters

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  27. Off by default. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    I'd watch out. All those geek chicks that would be flocking to your door for building such a contraption might end up being shocked, and have to stay away.

    I'd leave it off by default, and just flip the switch every time some kid wants to sell me cookies. Hah!

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    1. Re:Off by default. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so you knock unconsious, kidnap and fuck the girl scouts that come to your door?

      WTF?

  28. What are the long term effects... by nobodyman · · Score: 1

    Of having your testicles that close to a Tesla coil? http://www.edm.net/~jwilliams/Brentonped.gif. Can you still reproduce? And if so, will your wife give birth to Magneto?

    1. Re:What are the long term effects... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't worry. Although Tesla never married or had children, I know someone who has been working with this sort of stuff for years AND also has 6 kids.

  29. Build Your Own Tesla Coil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1. Insert Penis In Wall Socket
    Step 2. ????
    Step 3. Die in a blaze of Tesla Coil glory (while profiting??)

    1. Re:Build Your Own Tesla Coil by RebelTycoon · · Score: 3, Funny

      #2 Video tape it and sell it to a Japanese game show so they can place bets how long it will take you to die.

  30. Science Fair by inonurmi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Back when I was about 13, three of us entered our school science fair with a tesla coil we constructed.

    My father found an old Popular Electronics (or something) magazine from his hobby days with some plans. We hand wound the voltage stepup coil, made condensors out of perspex plates and tinfoil, and borrowed a Ruhmkorff Induction Coil from school.

    The unit was powered by a car battery and could spark about an inch and a half.

    We put two bent copper rods for the spark to jump between. The spark would run up and down between these rods like old mad-scientist movies.

    It felt pretty cool to put a finger in the spark and watch it jump straight through, with only a weird tingling sensation.

    Aaah the electric shocks, the smell of ozone, the burns and blisters - God I miss science fairs.

    1. Re:Science Fair by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      You do realize my post was a joke? Tesla Towers are the Soviet stationary defense buildings in Command & Conquer's Red Alert game. Prism Towers are the Allied equivalent. I prefer playing the Allies, therefore...

      Believe me, Westwood games aside, I'm of the opinion that Tesla was one kickass mad scientist.

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    2. Re:Science Fair by Izanagi · · Score: 2, Informative

      We put two bent copper rods for the spark to jump between. The spark would run up and down between these rods like old mad-scientist movies.

      Sounds like a Jacob's ladder to me!

      My science fair Jacob's ladder used a neon sign power supply with 50,000 V

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    3. Re:Science Fair by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I was in high school, one of the teachers had a small Jacob's ladder (basically what you just described). He would use insulated tongs to put an uncooked hot dog inbetween the rods. The spark would climb to the level of the hot dog hover there cooking the hot dog for a few seconds until the hot dog exploded in a shower of carbon and meat. It also detonated pickels. I'd hate to see what it would do to a finger.

    4. Re:Science Fair by spamslayer+6 · · Score: 1

      Damage to meat (e.g. hot dogs, fingers, et al) Depends on the current and frequency. The higher the frequency, the more the current travels on the skin (or surface) and the less the probable damage to an object in the path. The lower the current, the less the damage or heating. Your teacher probably used a low frequency high current high voltage supply such as the ones that run neon signs. THEY CAN EASILY KILL!!! Personally, I get more fun detonating and burning white grapes and lighting up flourescent tubes with RF.

  31. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by billatq · · Score: 1
    The tesla coil described in the page is not really of much practical use.

    Given--it's not going to really hurt anybody, but I'm pretty sure anybody thinking about touching your stuff would probably be scared as hell if they saw that arcing towards them.

  32. The easiest way to get rid of those animals by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    Anti-freeze, they like but are too stupid to figure out that it will kill them. Works in NYC, I've seen it all on the streets.

  33. The tree pics at the bottom of the page by Xtraneous · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did anyone else notice that if you click on one of the three pictures at the bottom of the pages, it brings up a new page with that image? Try clicking on segments of that image... Interesting way to have an online photo-album. Seriously, has anyone else determined what relevence the colors have to the pictures, and where you click versus what type of image you get?

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    1. Re:The tree pics at the bottom of the page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you click just below the bottom two segments on one of the three pologons, it will come up with a site map. No logic to it apparently..

  34. I prefer the "Jacob's Ladder" by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Nothing says "a mad scientist lives here" quite like having one of these running.

    ~Philly

  35. A true Geek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.edm.net/~jwilliams/Personal.html

    bottom of the page,
    (if the site goes down)

    None of the above. Also not married and haven't been. No kids - that I am sure of and no prospects currently. Not looking - don't expect to get looked at and always surprised when women do and then start to wonder why.
    Been burned enough to be wary but still dumb enough to pretend there is a flicker of hope even though I know the last embers died a while back.
    With the front of my brain I think I'm terminally single but the glands haven't gotten the message yet...

  36. Let me get this straight by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

    In the early 1990's, they built a massive Tesla coil for shipment to a "customer in Japan"? Wouldn't have anything to do with these guys, would it?

  37. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tesla coil was in Red Alert and its ilk, not C&C you clown.

  38. Lightning on Demand ? by Gis_Sat_Hack · · Score: 2

    If you like liked this artice, you'll love :

    http://www.lod.org
    http://www.lod.org/electrum.html
    http://www.lod.org/electrum/electrumpics.html ;-)

  39. Your numbers are incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (100 / 0.0279)..

    So, 2.5 * (100 / 0.0261) = 9,578.54 volts..


    You got the numbers mixed up, dumbass. That should be 0.0262 in both the first and second one and u put 0.0279 and 0.0261!?

    1. Re:Your numbers are incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This coming from a person that says "u".

  40. For those determined enough... by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 2

    You could avoid being hurt by the (insert really big number here) volt potential difference by wearing a coad of chicken wire. The charge collects on the outside, keeping you safe on the inside. (No, it doesn't need to be grounded, and I know it's called SHIELDING.) Just be sure to ground it before you step out though, or you could get a very *shocking* experience.

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    1. Re:For those determined enough... by ArsonPerBuilding · · Score: 1

      It is called a faraday cage.

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  41. Ah! I found it! by Xtraneous · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it's a site map. Ingenious!
    http://www.edm.net/~jwilliams/Site_Map .html

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  42. Geek trivia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. I must be a borg.... by 1000101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's what it looks like when i beat off in front of my computer for two hours at internet pr0n.......... :)

  44. Well I'm disappointed. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    These devices aern't as cool as I had heard of. I was half-way through building one of these things when I realized it wouldn't skeletonize anybody that came within 10 meters.

  45. Just what I always wanted... by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Something that would generate an aurora three apartments down on the 2nd level. Of course, the EMP might take out half the computers in the building...

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  46. don't mod parent down! by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    Whoever modded that post redundant does not understand the difference between what a tesla coil does to a person and what it would do in a computer lap. 3 letters-- EMP...

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    1. Re:don't mod parent down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EMP? Not quite dude.

  47. To build your own Tesla Coil by Liquidity · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look here, and at the links within:
    http://www.hills2.u-net.com/tesla.htm

  48. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Glint · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duh, that's why you build the nuclear power plants.

  49. yeah, but.. by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, this is a great idea, and a cute trial.. but you're never going to get a tesla coil that can really injure people

    Yeah, but I bet it will keep the neighbor's cat from pissing in my flowerbed.

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    1. Re:yeah, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, this is a great idea, and a cute trial.. but you're never going to get a tesla coil that can really injure people

      Yeah, but I bet it will keep the neighbor's cat from pissing in my flowerbed.

      A little OT but my Grandfather use to hook a Model T coil to his garbage cans to keep the neighborhood dogs from pissing on them. He said the smart ones only did it once.

  50. what is C&C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    C&C Music Factory? What?

    1. Re:what is C&C by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I hate when they use acronyms without context to establish them. It's really embarrasing to confuse Mortal Kombat and Mario Kart.

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    2. Re:what is C&C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG... I haven't thought of them in literally 10 years...

    3. Re:what is C&C by mobets · · Score: 1

      I think the Tesla Coil was the context. Of cource, I am a fan of RTS games, and as such have played the game.

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    4. Re:what is C&C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't 10 years old yet chop ass.. keep trying to sound like you know something.

  51. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and theres a damn good reason its 100ma,

    (from Electrical Saftey Engineering 2nd Edition)

    Physioligcial Reaction to Current
    3-5 mA Barely Perceptible
    35-50 mA Extreme Pain
    50-70 mA Muscle Paralysis
    500mA Heart Stoppage (books word not mine)

    Besides, dialectric strength is like voltage*thickness right? So a high current would be a waste of electricity ... assuming you DONT want to kill stuff :)

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  52. Tesla coil, who needs it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla coil, who needs it!

    To keep local dogs for pissing on the nice flowers out front, I leave a little cat shit in the lawn. Once the owner sees what they're eating, they keep the dog well away.

  53. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, Command and Conquer:Red alert. You clown.

  54. Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by wackybrit · · Score: 1

    You're quite correct, but you need to take air resistance into account. The current might be X amps at the terminal, but after taking into account all of the resistance, you're looking at (X divided by hundreds) at the point of contact.

    This actually raises the interesting point that you couldn't design a tesla coil that could stun, but not kill, for as the intruder moves closer, the ampage increases exponentially.

    You're right on the second point, however.

    1. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would like to politely remind you that resistance causes a voltage drop but no change in current :) You could concievably suck up all 100ma and be in ALOT of pain :)

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    2. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      Really? Oh, fair enough. I guess the ass fell out of this one then. I think this blatant troll has gone on long enough ;-)

    3. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by trixillion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would be polite to point out that you are building a voltage divider. with zero volts at ground. 10,000 volts at the terminal. There are two resisters, the person (R_p) and the air (R_a). So the current I=10,000/(R_p+R_a). If we model R_a as linear with distance, then for some proportionality constant (c), R_a=c*x.

      So then, I=10,000/(R_p+c*x).
      I->10,000/(c*x) for large x,
      and I-> 10,000/R_p for small x.

      This is neither an exponential drop off nor a constant current.

    4. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by Monkelectric · · Score: 2

      A voltage divider consists of a single resistor in series with one resistor or two resistors (in paralell) ... definatley not the situation here.

      What I think you are thinking of is a current divider, which is two paralell resistors, in which case (H1= resistance of human, A1=resistance of air) the equation for the current in the HUMAN would be Ih=A1/(A1+H1). Nope you didnt read that wrong, the current thru you is a function of the resistance of the AIR.

      Which could be quite dangerous if you offer less resistance then the air ...

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    5. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by trixillion · · Score: 1

      You cannot be serious! Clearly R_a refers to the ionization channel through which the spark has crossed several meters of air. All the rest of air has a resistance/meter considerably greater than that of the ionization channel and considerably greater than your body and can be effectively ignored. So as I said before, we are dealing with a voltage divider. If you like, we could be a little more specific. Instead we will treat the spark gap like a diode with a very high turn on voltage, I=exp(b*E)=V_p/R_p. Since V_a+V_p=V_t. We know that exp(b*V_a/x)=(V_t-V_a)*R_p. Solve for V_a then I and V_p. This is still very much a voltage divider but now with a nonlinear resister. If you wanted to you could add in your parallel component but you will quickly find that almost no current goes through it due to the obvious path preference through the human body.

    6. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by Monkelectric · · Score: 2

      I give up, I dont think arguing is going to get us anywhere :) I propose you test your theroy its not dangerous. If you live, shoot me a line :)

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    7. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by Klatma · · Score: 1

      You are a dumb ass. The current path goes through the air, then through the human. That makes the two resistances in series, so this is a voltage divider, not a current divider. May I make a suggestion that you actually draw the current path as a circuit, with the human being one resistor and the air being the second resistor and you will see that we are talking a voltage divider. Using your H1, and A1. The current would be V/(H1+A1). You didn't even show the voltage in your equation. You need to go learn Ohm's law, v=ir, then reread what you posted and see how stupid it looks.

    8. Re:Yes, but you're forgetting the air resistance by budgenator · · Score: 2

      I have to agree with you, steel wire is a resistor and so is your body, so let them urinate on an electric fence to prove us wrong.

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  55. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, Red Alert's full title happens to be "Command and Conquer: Red Alert"

    silly clown

  56. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Sell0ut · · Score: 1

    Some people have to ruin all the fun with facts and figures.

  57. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by quantaman · · Score: 2

    So if we can't actually hurt someone it's useless?

    Hmmm, Somebody has issues...

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  58. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd you get 100amps from? 2 amps is enough to f*ck someone up.

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  60. How about... by Skreech · · Score: 1

    How about a beowulf cluster of these?

    *zap* OW!! *zap* *zap* OW OW OW! I won't make that joke again I prom-- *ZAP* @#%(T@ !!!

  61. pah try Dr MegaVolt's 100kva ! by sh0rtie · · Score: 2



    Now This guy seems to understand Tesla coils nicely, in fact he is trying to build a 100kva Tesla coil for his next show (he does his thing at Burning Man festivals) , check out the movies

    i swear he's mad,
    cool
    but mad

  62. Re:gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good god! I've never seen such self promotion yet! No one cares about your stupid google phone number! If you have a question to ask, ask away and get flamed like the rest of us, you dickless coward!

    PS: WINDOWS 0WNs LUNIX!

  63. Re:gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf you don't even know how to make a slashdot post! you have to include at least three references to the DMCA dumbass!

    MOD THIS GUY DOWN!!! HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE LINUX!

  64. Insane sauce by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    Apply Insanity Sauce generously and even the local mongrel will steer clear.

    1. Re:Insane sauce by Dystopium · · Score: 1

      Even tried 100% Capsian. They just enjoyed it all the more.

    2. Re:Insane sauce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean Capsaicin?

    3. Re:Insane sauce by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      Man I ruined my pork chop with that stuff. HOT! But good in small amounts.

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    4. Re:Insane sauce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is among the more deadly sauces known to man. I have spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane...er..I mean Insanity sauce.

  65. As a tesla coiler... by muon1183 · · Score: 5, Informative

    As somebody who has built several tesla coils, I though I might be able to provide some information on this topic. A tesla coil is basically a high frequency transformer. They come in two varieties, traditional and solid state. A schematic for a traditional tesla coil can be found here. The main for a traditional tesla coil is usually a neon sign transformer, or NST as we call them. The capacitor is often a milspec jet engine ignition capacitor or a leyden jar made out of beer bottles. Solid state tesla coils are similar, except they use a less powerfull main transformer and use a flyback transformer (found on most tv's, although flyback's from the 50's and 60's work best, as they don't have as many safety devices) as the resonator. Just be forewarned, the information on the site I linked to is about 5 years out of date.

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  66. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by dramaley · · Score: 2, Informative

    >10,000 volts is the right sort of voltage to be
    >able to shoot a beam of tesla lightning about 20
    >metres.

    Uh... not quite. It takes about 2,000 volts per centimeter of air that you want the current to flow through. I have a 15,000 volt transformer and it can create arcs around 3 inches or 7 1/2 centimeters. To get 20 meters you'd need about 4 million volts. (20m * 2000 V/cm = 4E6 V)

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  67. Fun with Tesla Coils... by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i take no credit for this, this is from UPL18, written by Jolly Spamhead, http://phonelosers.net In this article I'll show you how to make a very effective modem killer weapon, especially on crossbar phone systems (CPS). I take no responsiblity whatsoever if you kill yourself or get hurt in an attempt at trying to do this fucked up trick or for some reason it just doesn't work anymore as I haven't performed it since early 1998. A great person once said it is never too late to pass infomation on...so on wit the show bitch! What the fuck is this strange device? It's a Tesla Coil! Concentrated static electricity you f00l! The Tesla coil when properly used will generate litrally thousands of volts at very low amps. That just happens to be the right current to bake silicon chip cookies over a open camp fire strumming Bodycount songs! Construction: 1. Disconnect all phones from your line. Disconnect answering machines and any data-transmission devices. 2. Run a test on the coil and disconnect nearby grounded objects. (Lamps, stereos, TV's, Sex Vibrators...) 3. Connect one phone that you would'nt mind maybe having to sacrifice for the act of revenge.(It usually doesn't destroy phones, but people have told me they have seen them melt off walls!). =) 4. Connect iron or steel balls to the green and red wires of your connected phone (aka the biege box wires that go on the clips.) It and 12 terminals of your phone. 5. Put on a pair of thick rubber gloves (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT STEP HERE!) 6. Charge the coil to at least 10,000 volts. An ideal setting is around 18 to 19 thousand, but 10,000 will jump Ma-Bells line surge protectors and that's what we are trying to do here. 7. Hold metal balls in your left hand. In your right hand hold your cock and proceed to stroke firmly until climax is reached, then lick up the mess! Just fucking around here again! =) Just Make sure the balls don't touch each other ok? Great! When the coil is fully charged, clip the steel ball connected to the red wire to the base of the Tesla coil and hold the other metal ball as far away from the coil as you can. 8. Dial the offending modems phone number (OCI's fax # would be nice). 9. When you are connected, move the metal object connected to the green wire within 2 feet of the coils top. Don't be afraid of the little bolts of electricity shooting from the top of the coil...its only the stuff that hits poor hopeless saps like Amit Grover AKA Foreskin boy every once and awhile. 10. Within 3-5 seconds a huge bolt of lightning will shoot forth at the phone from the hand you are holding the balls in. Hold on tight cause it will feel like a load of ants! You will immediatly hear many strange occilations to the carrier on the phone. The last noise you will hear from the phone is a pop! That is the last cry of agony as the modem shuts down This is guaranteed to fry the modem, the computer and any peripherals connected to it like Scanners, printers, 8-ball porn cams.

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    1. Re:Fun with Tesla Coils... by Caez · · Score: 0

      No, a Van de Graaf generator creates concentrated amounts of static electricity.

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  68. Re:DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU JUST ATE!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are one very cruel bastard. I bet you're a real looker, right?

  69. Re:DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU JUST ATE!!!! by kyletinsley · · Score: 0

    Son of a BITCH!!! Could you put a disclaimer before posting stuff like that!? Goatses, tubgirls and penises smothered in caca I can barely handle, but the raw ... humanity of Tesla is too much. I mean, think of the kids.

    Will my kids look like that if I zap my nuts with a Tesla coil? Was there a point to showing us that picture?

    WOOF! Guess that socialist health care system might be a better way after all... That's a masterpiece of dental work right there!

  70. Keep your credit cards a few km away. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've wanted to build a Tesla coil for years.

    The reason I still haven't is that they're about as good for electronics and magnetically sensitive media as a lightning strike. The intermittent arc gives off *vast* amounts of RF crud, which will induce currents in just about anything electronic and degauss anything magnetic nearby.

    Your computer case will not save you if your machine has drive bays. All connected wires (modem, network, power) will also act perfectly well as antennas penetrating the case's shielding.

    Credit cards and bank cards generally aren't shielded at all :).

    Set up those Faraday cages before building anything like this.

    1. Re:Keep your credit cards a few km away. by Anarchofascist · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...induce currents in just about anything electronic and degauss anything magnetic nearby.

      And the reason nobody thought of plugging on one of these suckers just outside One Microsoft Way is...?

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    2. Re:Keep your credit cards a few km away. by halightw · · Score: 1

      Someone did a few years ago... it's been running ever since and nobody noticed. i just goes to show the quality of their work couldn't get any worse.

    3. Re:Keep your credit cards a few km away. by toby360 · · Score: 1

      And the reason nobody thought of plugging on one of these suckers just outside One Microsoft Way is...?

      ... is because it would probably improve the stability of their products.. MS would never want to do that!

  71. Why do you need that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I need that, when I have a 12 gauge to keep away people and pets :)

  72. Can we use this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to get rid of slashdot?
    I know the frequency would have to be uped if you kept the amps the same it'd be fine.

  73. SHINJI-KUN! by moogla · · Score: 1

    Misato: Where is he?
    Ritsuko: I think he fell into Dirac space created by the angel's shadow!

    (Or something like that... hahahaha... )

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  74. Really is an old idea by scum-e-bag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Finnaly someone showed this to the public. It really is an old idea, but in the world we live now, it has some interesting effects. I was tracing the development of such toys based on Nikola Tesla's ideas for a while now and found a lot of impresive stuff. Just do a quick search on "telsa weapon" and read some of the articles that pop up. One of the most scary is located at http://www.peg.apc.org/~nexus/bskies1[2345].html (yeah thats five parts of it). Hints about causing earthquakes with similiar technology as described in the story above. Other interesting sites are Gravity gate http://www.starwon.com.au/~rayd/index.htm, Kelly BBS www.kellynet.com, Tesla web ring and similiar. If you like to search a lot, you may even find hints about top secret super high tech weapons developed in Russia for knocking out satelites, which are also based on one of the Tesla's ideas and are powered by also originaly Tesla's work, improved by dr. H. Moray, the so called Moray generator. Basicaly you just set up an antenna and some electronic wizardry and you have electricity. Sounds too good to be true, but there's a story on the kellynet about how Tesla made an electric car powered by such a device.

    Back to the EMP stuff...does anyone have some nice information about project HAARP and similiar "experiments" all around the world? I heard somewhere that US military already developed their small EMP "bomb" for knocking out "e-criminals". I would like to take a look at one of those toys :) And the next thing would be to cover my house entirely in somekind of conductive mesh, to make more or less effective faradey cage. I feel like protecting computers and other electronic equipment will be big bussiness in the next decades.

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    1. Re:Really is an old idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA! If you cover your house in conductive mesh, when "they" come to get you all they have to do is plug that mesh into a regular old wall outlet! That'll teach you about Faraday cages!

  75. Possible use of this device by scum-e-bag · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Everyone's afraid of a new class of terrorism that seems to be emerging. Bombing and shooting people is for dumbos. These days, smart terrorists disrupt the use of technologies like phone, cell phone and computers. This is a device for them. Imagine this device placed near a major phone line hub... within view of a cell phone transmitter... on a highway bridge, the latest "drive-by-wire" cars passing beneath it... on an airport... at a stock exchange... Devices like this, at a handy size, could be as dangerous to economics as a gun is to an individual. I wonder if there is a law against things like that.

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  76. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by mesocyclone · · Score: 5, Informative

    One hopes that the above poster is intentionally posting pseudoscientific nonsense... but a few people seem to have taken it seriously... so...

    While these Tesla coils are probably harmless, to do damage to a human you need not 100 amps, but less than .1 Amp. That will stop someone's heart.

    Furthermore, let us say that you want to put 100 amps into something from 20 meters. First of all, 10,000 volts isn't anywhere close (you calculations are way off - in fact, they are sheer nonsense!) A few megavolts at a minimum would be required.

    But... as far as power delivered to the load... the resistance of the air is uninteresting. Once the arc starts, the resistance drops dramatically in the plasma. Thus one could deliver 100 amps at 20 meters with a lot less power than you calculate.

    The statement that electricity naturally flows to the nearest earth is likewise fallacious. Electricity flows (or tries to flow) across potential differences. If you hook one end of a potential difference to the earth, electricity from the other end will certainly try to flow there. But if the Tesla coil is insulated from the earth, the electricity will have no particular interest in flowing to the earth!

    All in all... very cleverly stated nonsense.

    Naughty of you (or ignorant of you).

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  77. Imagine the possibilities by scum-e-bag · · Score: 2
    I've wanted to build one of these things for at least 8 years now, but have never had a) the time, b) the knowledge, c) the motivation. Especially after reading (parts of) Winn Schwarau's "Information Warfare" doorstop, I could just see the potential uses for this. Imagine one of these scenarios:

    You're driving down the highway, blissfully ignorant of the speed limit. Suddenly, you see those blue and red lights flashing behind you. Panic? You? Nah. You hit that extra button below the rear defroster, and suddenly you're in the clear. Or better yet, you let yourself get pulled over, and then while waiting to ask if there's a problem, the other car starts acting funny...

    From the book: Someone in a van drives around the computing center of a bank. Hits a button. Computers start to drool. Wait a random amount of time, do it again.

    Your (former) employer doesn't believe that they need to worry about information warfare because "the firewall will protect us." Wait for the night before a drop, or the day of a demo, and suddenly the development machines, not to mention the firewall, are dead.

    As much as I'd love to have plans for one of these HERF guns, I think that it would probably make it too easy for "hardware script kiddies" to then go out and wreak havoc. What I'd really like is a reading list (preferably with difficulty ratings) on what to study to be able to design your own.

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  78. John Williams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He must of got bored doing the music and decided to "play" Star Wars instead...

  79. BFD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My cousin had one in his garage in the 50's.

  80. Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can easily make a Tesla coil if you have an old busted TV to rip apart. In general, the older and bigger the TV is, the better. And color TVs are better than black and white. This won't be a *great* Tesla coil, but it will throw a spark a few inches long and you can do all the standard Tesla coil tricks with it (St. Elmo's fire, etc.) without investing too much time or money.

    Yank the flyback transformer out of the TV, and discard all its primary windings. Keep the big high voltage secondary winding (the one with the zillions of turns). It's usually encased in rubber and may look like a big rubber wheel. Its main lead has really thick insulation and connects to the side of the picture tube (where it looks like a stethoscope). The other lead (the ground) won't be as heavily insulated.

    The only other parts you need are two NPN power transistors (2N3055), two 5W power resistors (20 ohm and 200 ohm), some wire, and a good supply of DC current (12-24 V). The circuit is a piece of cake. The first time I did it, I put the whole thing together with alligator clips.

    This circuit has two primary windings around the flyback transformer core. The power winding is 8 turns, with a tap in the middle. The feedback winding is smaller (4 turns), also with a tap in the middle. The power winding leads connect to the collector leads on the transistors, with the center tap going to the +24 V DC power source. The feedback winding leads connect to the gate leads, with the center tap there going to +2-3 V DC (connect the resistors in series across the DC power to get the lower voltage in between). The emitter leads are grounded.
    As current flows through one transistor, the changing field in the core induces a voltage in the feedback windings that turns that transistor off and the other one on. Then current flows the other way, and the same thing happens in reverse. So the circuit tunes itself to the proper frequency. But it also means that the first time you power it up you run a 50-50 chance of connecting the leads to the wrong transistor gates, in which case you get a stable DC circuit. So if it doesn't work the first time, try exchanging the gate leads.

    This circuit is fairly well known, and doing a Google search for "flyback" and "Tesla" I found a schematic for it right away. The guy mentions on that page that the transistors get really hot and he is not kidding- they do. Don't leave it running for more than a minute without a heat sink. The RF noise generated by Tesla coils is incredible so expect to generate some interference. They make lots of smelly ozone. And if you let a spark go through paper, you can start a fire so be careful.

    If you're lucky you can get 20-30 kV, which throws a purple spark a couple inches. (I only got about 4 kV out of mine- the spark was about a half inch long.) Pick up a neon bulb when you're at Radio Shack- these light up if they're around. The effect on a candle flame is interesting. Don't stick your bare finger near it because the spark does hurt if it hits unprotected skin. But if you hold a metal object and use that to touch it, you don't feel a thing (it's high frequency AC). Cool tricks include having sparks jump from the coil to a metal object in your hand, having sparks jump from a metal object in your other hand to ground (even a lousy ground), and having fluorescent tubes glow softly if you hold them in your other hand. If you touch one terminal of a fluorescent to ground then it will glow brightly between that end and the place you are holding it, like there are Orcs nearby.

    1. Re:Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      In the year 2002, an "old TV" is one manufactured in 1993-96.

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    2. Re:Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by guidospork · · Score: 2, Informative

      modern flybacks use a integrated diode. If you can find a old tube tv you will have more fun. You mentioned burning through paper. I remember burning through a penny.

    3. Re:Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by PhoenxHwk · · Score: 2

      Did you check out the pictures in that schematic link? One of them has him with a charged rod that looks something like a lightsaber (he's standing on a plastic trash can so he doesn't get fried). The captions say to make sure to remove your watch, yet the guy in the picture is wearing his. Oh the irony. I suppose he's still alive though.

    4. Re:Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      He probably warned us because of his own experience :-)

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    5. Re:Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by Vortran · · Score: 2

      Where in the heck can a guy get a good transformer today? You're right about the diode and also, the "flyback" transformers that are in modern TV's and monitors have like 10 or more pins that I can't find any docs for...

      Which led me to looking for a source of FBTs, thinking that I could buy a new one and it might have a spec sheet with pinouts or that I could find some spec sheets on line. No dice. Which leads us back to my original question.

      Please don't say, "Wind your own!"

      Vortran out

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    6. Re:Here's an easy Tesla coil recipe by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

      About a thousand years ago, in the 1970's, I did something similar, but with no transistors.

      Juse use a mechanical relay switch. I wired it as a buzzer so that when the relay coil engergized the pair of contacts it opened cut power to the coil so that the spring pulls the relay switch closed again, re-energizing the coil. Rinse, Repeat.

      Wire the flyback primary across the relay coil. When the relay coil power is cut, there is a huge inductive kickback.

      I also got a couple inch long spark in a very tiny box powered by four AA cells. It was cool for frying bugs with. Almost a crude predecessor to today's stun guns.

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  81. Countering Yuri... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1
    Flying disks are probably the most unbalanced units in Yuri's Revenge, contested only by Boomers, which can also probably deal with Prisms on a water map...
    The best way to deal with the floating discs is do deny Yuri the time/resources to build them. A good way to do this is to attack his economy - harass his miners with one of the following...
    • 1-2 sniper- or SEAL-IFVs;
    • pack of robot tanks backed up by rocketeers;
    • Desolators backed up by terror drones (Iraq only - deploy one so that he is out of range of the miner's (miners') guns yet covers the resources or exit ramp(s) with the radiation field... if you have to, use flak tracks - 2 TDs and a Desolator each - to rush them past the guns and into position)
    • infiltrate them (make Yuri's economy work for you)
    • As for boomers... or floating discs, should these take to the air... Groups of deployed GGIs or (against discs)GGI-IFVs do wonders for defense; the robot tank/rocketeer combo mentioned above also helps nicely in pounding them once they're spotted. If you have no destroyers or dolphins, and a sub is pumping torpedoes into your naval yard, just force-fire on the point of origin until the offender comes up.

    • If you can take advantage of terrain then a Magnetron at the top of a cliff can grab a Prism tank before it gets in range...
      Interesting note about magnetrons: missile-firing units (empty IFVs, GGI-IFVs, battle fortresses with one or more GGIs inside) can still fire while being suspended. And if the battle fortress has Yuri clones or psi-commandos inside, they can still take control of units.
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    1. Re:Countering Yuri... by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      The best way to deal with the floating discs is do deny Yuri the time/resources to build them. A good way to do this is to attack his economy - harass his miners with one of the following...

      1-2 sniper- or SEAL-IFVs;
      pack of robot tanks backed up by rocketeers;
      Desolators backed up by terror drones (Iraq only - deploy one so that he is out of range of the miner's (miners') guns yet covers the resources or exit ramp(s) with the radiation field... if you have to, use flak tracks - 2 TDs and a Desolator each - to rush them past the guns and into position)
      infiltrate them (make Yuri's economy work for you) As for boomers... or floating discs, should these take to the air... Groups of deployed GGIs or (against discs)GGI-IFVs do wonders for defense; the robot tank/rocketeer combo mentioned above also helps nicely in pounding them once they're spotted. If you have no destroyers or dolphins, and a sub is pumping torpedoes into your naval yard, just force-fire on the point of origin until the offender comes up.

      It's been about a year since i've played the game seriously, so i'm a little rusty, but the counter to the counters:

      Although Yuri has a lot of other units that are much more powerfull, the Gattling tank is the most versatile defensive unit he's got. The first thing you should build is a gattling, and then after you've got a miner or two out the dor, another gattling or two. Gattling tanks eat TDs for breakfast. The Desolators can be neutralized by sending the miners after them (once any TDs are taken care of by the Gattlings.) Either the Desoaltor sits there and gets toasted by the miner, or he undeploys and the Gattling goes after him once the radiation clears. And of course gattling tanks can take care of SEAL IFVs all by themselves.

      By the time robot tanks show up Yuri should have a force of gattling tanks and magnetrons ready. The magnetrons grab robot tanks. The gattlings (which ate the roceteers in no time at all =) can then chew up the robot tanks while they're in the air, and the gattling tanks plus the few light tanks that are probably around can finish them off pretty easily when they land.

      As for the Guardian GIs. They were even more overpowered in the first version, they got toned down with the patches, but they still kick ass. (For awhile though they had the weakness that they couldn't hurt Rocketeers are all, is that still the case or did it get fixed in a patch?)

      However in the case of boomers, Yuri shouldn't let the enemy know that he's building them till he has several available. That way one or two can attack the navel yard while the rest stay back and missile anything that stands still long enough to shoot at the first two boomers. If they've got a lot of rocketeers create a diversion elsewhere first, it doesn't take long for some boomers to wreak havoc on a base, especially if the conyard is within range of the sea.

      Yuri actually used to be a lot more powerful, but he got toned down a little in the patches. And in the begining he totally dominated tournaments becuase the first two player torunament map was pretty much designed (completly by accident) to be perfect for Yuri. Cliffs in the center overlooking the enemy's base, perfect for positioning groups of gattlings and magnetrons on. An island map with pretty much the entire enemy side in range of boomers. Gem patches that Yuri could plop a miner down next to.

      All in all everything has a counter, the secret is to have a wide variety of resources at your disposal and be able to quickly respond to anything the enemy does with the appropriate counter. If done well and you can react faster than them, it results in the enemy feeling like there isn't anything they can do. I _used_ to be a master at that, but i'm probably way out of practice now. Meanwhile while you're occupying the enemy's attention with this, you quietly build up a strike force to suprise them with. Sure there are counters to boomers and disks, but if six of them suddenly show up and start raining death down on your base, some significant damage will usually be done before they can mount a counter-offensive, which is normally enough to tip the game permenatly in your favor.

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  82. Darth Telsa, Sith Lord by Jacer · · Score: 2

    In those pics where the arcs are coming off of his fingers, he looks like a sith lord! Lucas could use this and save a lot in special effects! Plus it's REAL, well, excep the pain....

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    1. Re:Darth Telsa, Sith Lord by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Don't do it nude, either.

  83. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    As others have pointed out, these "calculations" are completely meaningless and wrong. It doesn't take much current to cause damage. Another thing to note is that current through your body is not the only danger involved with tesla coils. Hearing protection is a must for large coils. Good fresh air flow is needed. Eye damage can result from the watching the arcs on larger coils. Another intersting thing is that the human body is not equally vulnerable to all frequencies (and I don't just mean skin effect). Low frequency AC (60Hz is actually quite bad) is worse for you than DC. High frequencies aren't as bad until you get sufficiently high, and there they are worse than low frequencies. So while skin effect may offer you some protection, if you get that high frequency AC going through heart/spine/brain/etc, it will most definately harm you.

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  84. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by onomatomania · · Score: 2, Informative

    The statement that electricity naturally flows to the nearest earth is likewise fallacious.

    Yes, as is the assertion that electricity somehow âoechooses a path of least resistance.â This is also an example of the anthropomorphic fallacy â" attributing human-like qualities to something inanimate.

    In an electrical circuit, given an electric potental (i.e., a voltage), current will flow through all available paths. The magnitude of the current in each branch is inversely proportional to the resistance (or impedance if we consider more than simple DC) so it can often seem as if somehow those lazy electrons survey their options and decide to take the easiest path.

    The problem in understanding usually is emphasized when you deal with paths of conduction through air or other materials that are normally insulators. The issue here is that the breakdown voltage of air and most nonconductors is very large. Unless the electric field strength exceeds this threshold then the material is an insulatore. In these cases there are no alternate paths, except for the unwitting human who happens to come too close, and gets a shock. So it's no so much that his body formed the path of least resistance; more like he formed a path period where before there were none.

  85. With that amount of power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you could almost power a time machine made from a Dolorian

  86. ..hm. by Archon-X · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hm.
    I'm always wary of these sites. They show all this electricity zapping round, and guys with electrofingers.

    Only problem is this: Unless a tesla coil is specifically built for this purpose, the skin effect does not work on telsa coils. You actually cook your organs.

    I think it's highly irresponsible to blaze things like tesla coils.

    I've built one, I've used one, and had an enjoyable time, but safety must be the first priority, not pretty pictures.

    For more information about the dangers of tesla coils, Here[Chip Atkinson's Safety sheets]

  87. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

    2 amps may be enough to fu*k someone up, but imagine using 100+ amps... here in Louisiana, that's called "deep fry". :-)

  88. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, a few hundred volts can be made to travel across the air if the path can be set up first.

    There is a page on this : how to ionize air using an ultraviolet laser.

    Once this special inonized path has been set up, the big blast from your tesla coil can travel right across it. Instead of using the earth as a ground, a far better solution would be to have 2 beams, spaced apart, one of which pulls the charge back after passing through the target. Thus the target acts like a big resistor and is the only thing consuming most of the power.

    Yes, this would be lethal to unprotected humans. With a LOT of energy in theory you could even melt a tank.

    It would obviously nail unshielded electronics rather easily.

    But at these energy costs a far cheaper solution and much more effective would be to use a railgun or a laser or even better, conventional ordinace. After all, why generates the megawatts via a power plant when you can take chemical fuel and have it power a missile or gun?

  89. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by HellHobbit · · Score: 1

    100 Ampere? Sors but I'm pretty sure 4 Ampere is fully enough to kill a human.

    At least that's what our physics teacher used to say, and he should know!

  90. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Solar energy comes from a nuclear power plant.

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  91. Never leave one in your car by hydrino · · Score: 3, Funny

    I built a medium sized Tesla coil for a school project. I put it in my car the night before and someone moron my complex parked next to me and thought it was a bomb.
    I was awoken by a phone call from the police at 1AM with no less than 4 police cars and 3 firetrucks in my condo development. They actually were trying to shield nearby condos from an explosion with the firetrucks. The bomb squad was being dispached.
    I had to leave my condo in only my boxer shorts and give an oral report on how a Tesla coil works.
    I cover it with a blanket now when I move it.

  92. Scaring off dogs and people? by jdedman4 · · Score: 1

    Ever wanted to keep stray dogs or neighbors from trampling your backyard, but just couldn't find the system to really deter them? Careful, as this sort of mechanism to defend your property might subject you to civil and/or criminal liability depending on your jurisdiction. Even though you are protecting your own property, you are not supposed to set traps to do so. . . . .

  93. I love these things by secondsun · · Score: 1

    One of my friends built a coil last year at Middle Georgia. (MGC is a small 2 year school in COchran GA. Very small place). One of the more interesting things was that it was mostly made from pieces laying around the dorm. Wood, pie plantes, copper tubing, 12 guage wire, beer bottles (yes, they were filled with salt water and made a fairly nice capcitor array). Forshows he would zap AOL cd's and hand them out.

    Even mor einteresting was his friend who lived in Cochran was also building them. He had two in his garage, a "small" and a large. The large one had industrial capcitors and a 12kV pole transformor from Euorpe acting as they power supply. Plus it knocked out phone and DSL in his house if anyone happened to be oinline when one fired.

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  94. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by ushac · · Score: 1

    IIRC the dielectric strength of air is ~3kV/mm, which means you would need about 60 megavolts.

    Regards / ushac

  95. Powerlabs by metlin · · Score: 2

    See powerlabs, http://www.powerlabs.org/. Amazing hi-power electrical and other interesting stuff.

  96. Are these things legal in japan? by rodac · · Score: 1

    The big one has text saying it was built for a customer in japan. Must be a very weird country if devices like that are legal for normal citizens to have and use. Does this mean that that device he built is legal in japan and not controlled by any international arms agreements?

  97. BiPolar Coil... by suss · · Score: 2

    Ever wanted to keep stray dogs or neighbors from trampling your backyard, but just couldn't find the system to really deter them? Well this site shows how they built a bi-polar Tesla Coil system

    Ofcourse it depends on how the Tesla Coil is feeling at that moment. It might see the dog and think "oh, i won't bother zapping it, life sucks!". On the other hand, it may have a manic episode and send out little zaps to make the dog dance! (Dance Doggie! Do the Hustle!)

  98. I also had read... by MotherErich · · Score: 0

    I believe it was in The Autobiography of Tesla, that Tesla had calculated (maybe a little bit of an over estimate) that if he had left his "earthquake machine" running, for some period of time I don't recall, that he would have split the world in half.

    Of course you have to consider that at this time Telsa was pretty popular and the city of New York had allowed him to basically use as much of the city's energy as he pleased.
    Of course he also put this city through a major black out (possibly with the "earthquake machine" again it's been quite some time since I read this).

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  99. Ah yes nothing like those 1996 web designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes nothing like those 1996 web designs. :)
    As you can see, the background image tag has just been included into the html standard.

  100. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Silverstrike · · Score: 1

    Not amps. Read again. Milliamps. 1/1000 of an amp

  101. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by LordWoody · · Score: 1

    The book's a bit off, it only takes 300mA to kill.

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  102. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Noofus · · Score: 2

    Just for reference:

    I was working on building a power supply for a vacuum tube amplifier. This one needed a 300V, 50mA supply. I stupidly got a pinky finger in there and touched the high voltage rail off the last 100uF power supply capacitor. *ZAP* It hurt like a bitch when it happened. Then my wrist was stiff. The next day my pinky finger was numb, and stayed numb of a week.

  103. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    Got a question about something I am working on. I'm using spark gap surge supression, and I'm having trouble visualizing the circuit properties of spark gaps in series and parallel.

    If I had two gaps that arc over at 100 volts each and put them in series, will 200 volts make them arc then?

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  104. OR... by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 1


    Just scribble something to the effect of "Lab sample #U185-S" on the container. Or even better, see if you can get some of those stickers with the biohazard symbol on them from your biology lab.

  105. Re:DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU JUST ATE!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least I don't put my pictures on the Web, and if I did, I'd choose them a bit better. Maybe get the lighting right, take off my glasses, I don't know. Hold a cat to take the focus away.

    I'm sure YOU look great, and your girlfriend looks like Tesla, right?

  106. Nah by teslatug · · Score: 2

    That's not a Tesla coil, he just living inside one of those Van De Graaff generator-globes

  107. Not a heart stopper, but may burn badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The energy from a tesla coil is all radio frequency (I think in the hundreds of kHz). At this frequency, all the current would flow along the surface of your skin. You may get a bad burn from this, but it whould have little of no effect on your heart. As an interesting side effect, a tesla coil will screw up radio and TV reception for an area around you. Think of it as a denial of service attack against The Simpsons

    1. Re:Not a heart stopper, but may burn badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As an interesting side effect, a tesla coil will screw up radio and TV reception for an area around you. Think of it as a denial of service attack against The Simpsons

      Yes! Finally, a way of forcing the guy who lives directly downstairs from me to turn off his TV at night!

    2. Re:Not a heart stopper, but may burn badly by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      Good point. It is typically in hundreds of kHz and will cause a *lot* of interference when it is arcing. However, any small amount of nonlinearity in the "circuit" would rectify some of the current, so it might penetrate.

      BTW... RF burns are wierd. I once got my finger too close to the output of a mere 75 watt transmitter at a point where the impedance was very high (antenna mismatch), and a small arc burned a tiny spot on my finger - all the way to the bone (a little cylinder of burned flesh eventually fell out)! Ouch! This was at 7 MHZ.

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  108. huh?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it's not so much that his body formed the path of least resistance; more like he formed a path period where before there were none"

    Which by default would be the path of least resistance, no?...

  109. Re:Computer lab fun [OT] by jonadab · · Score: 1

    The best way to have fun in a computer lab is with fractal
    sound. I find a simple one-dimensional version of the
    ever-popular "plasma clouds" fractal, using the range of
    frequencies a PC speaker (yes, the old pre-soundcard kind)
    emits for the values at each point, works great. Get about
    three PCs in the lab doing this at once, and there WILL
    be excitement if there's anybody else in the lab.

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  110. It's definately a divider by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    It's definately a voltage divider.
    All other loads can be ignored.
    And I have tried this :) I once got the crap zapped out of me (7,500VAC 30mA) while building a jacob's ladder.

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  111. Re:Darth Tesla, Sith Lord by Nasheer · · Score: 1

    And I thought that without microchlorians I would never become a jedi/sith...

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  112. Tesla coils are governed by FCC aren't the? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The electrical disturbance given off even by a small tesla coil acts as a radar jammer and is hence illegal to operate in the United States. I don't know if you can even get a license to operate one.

  113. An interesting picture of Tesla, under active coil by afflatus_com · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you are interested in the picture on the website, here is an additional photograph of Tesla himself in the same pose, only his coil is giant-sized, and the arcs fill a warehouse. He is sitting reading a book under the giant coil with the million-volt sparks fly overhead.

    Note that for this photo to work, it had to be reexposed several times for all the lightning forks to be catptured (and he sat at the end).

    Picture of Tesla under his giant active coil

    The noise genereated from the coil in the photo could be heard 10 miles away.

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  114. shared concepts by mikey504 · · Score: 2

    Actually, they both share a very important concept-- the idea of resonance.

    It's just that the Telsa Coil uses electrical resonance while the earthquake machine sought to take advantage of mechanical resonance.

    It has always fascinated me how similar the math is for LCR electrical circuits and spring damped oscillating masses. (I guess we could throw heat loss equations in there as well.) I dont have a strong enough math background to speculate, but I have always wondered if it is because these things are fundamentally the same or if we have just developed a generic differential equation that can be wrapped around almost any process.

    1. Re:shared concepts by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Both are equivalent, even the variables have equivilent between the mechanical and the electrical. just a matter of relating the variables to different forces such as replacing force with EMF ect.

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  115. Re:gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously, this is the quality in posting which I think slashdot should be striving for. If the moderators won't make the effort to increase the rating of it, perhaps they should reconsider the kind of well thought out, delicately balanced, and impishly risible material that this website keeps its eye out for. I for one give it a rating of 5. I mean, look, it has an enumerated list, it states that Linux is > Windows, and it meanders off topic. What else is slashdot looking for? If HTML were allowed I'm sure the author would have icnluded a picture of a penguin in it, and possible a .wav file of Linus saying Linux Unix Nux Wux or whatever it is that exudes from his mouth in the redhat sound setup program.

    Mod it up!

  116. OT: Pyrogamberetti a Nosferatu by renehollan · · Score: 1
    a.k.a "Fire Shrimp of the Undead"

    Ingredients:

    1 (or 2 or 3) orange habaneros;
    1 lb. (500g [cook's rounding]) shrimp, deveined, and shelled, but with tail on;
    1 tsp. chopped garlic;
    2 tbsp. cooking oil;
    3 limes
    ; pinch of black pepper (fresh ground is best).

    Chop habaneros fine (gloves are advised for wimps). Retain seeds and fruit placenta (yes, this makes it very hot. Save one habanero top "cap" for garnish. Fry gently in oil (gas mask is advisable for wimps). Add shrimp. When almost done, add garlic, and fry for about 30 seconds more. Remove from heat, and drain excess oil. Add juice from two of the limes, and black pepper to taste. Refrigerate three hours. Serve garnished with wedges from the last lime and the top of a habanero pepper.

    These make a wonderfuly "surprising" appetizer. Not for the timid. Keep away from pets and small children.

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    1. Re:OT: Pyrogamberetti a Nosferatu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make a Shrimp Pil Pil quite similar to that. I take the habeneros and fry them in olive oil and then add shrimp and let that cook, then I eat them out of the wok/pan/bowl. Gora Euskadi!

    2. Re:OT: Pyrogamberetti a Nosferatu by renehollan · · Score: 1

      He, he. I have been known to eat them before they cool too, but it is not quite the same effect (though quite yummy).

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  117. Re:Woot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, a lazy editor did that. In fact, a script probably just gets the first post every time. I'm posting as AC because we'll all probably get bitch slapped.

  118. Build your own Ark of the Covenant! by AngryPuppy · · Score: 1

    I saw a show on Disvoery or TLC about the Ark of the covenant and some speculation that it was actually similar to a Tesla coil.

    I found a similar description on a web site.

    I can't vouch for the accuracy of the web site, since I'm not very knowledgeable on the topic, but I thought the concept was interesting.

    1. Re:Build your own Ark of the Covenant! by AngryPuppy · · Score: 1

      Strange how a little loss of sleep can affect the way I type "Discovery"... (sigh)

  119. Try this at home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are neat pictures, but if you want to know how they are actually built, go here.

  120. Vibrators (OT) by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    Somehow I found myself in the twilight web-zone of Tesla/Aum-Doomsday-Cult/Conspiricy Theorists.

    I did come across this. I wonder what Osama would think...

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  121. Some more pictures of Tesla coils in action by torklugnutz · · Score: 1

    Pictures

    Scroll down to "Kid's Night"

    Every night, during the Telluride Tech Fest, they have a Tesla coil demonstration. Some poeple are given fluorescent light bulbs to hold, which light up when in the vicinity of the coil, no wires attached. It's a really impressive show.

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  122. Man or Astroman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a long time fan of Man or Astroman I've been curious about Tesla coils for a while. It looks like they are retooling their site right now, but in the past they've had a good section on them(they use a Tesla coil in their shows) and some good links to sites about Tesla coils. Its a great band anyway check'm out.

  123. Sure, you can audit our computers... by MountainLogic · · Score: 2
    ... just let me turn on a light in my cube for you....ZAP !

    Ooops. So you don't want to enter my cube and run your narcware on my computer?

    Have a nice day.

  124. wrong date by budgenator · · Score: 2

    should read MILK EXPERIMENT, 15 JAN 2002!

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    1. Re:wrong date by andfarm · · Score: 1

      Ooh.

      That works even better. Thanks.

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  125. Van de Graaf generators are more fun... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    Although it ain't no Tesla coil, you can draw a spark 2 feet long from a tabletop Van de Graaf (sp?) generator, which, since it makes static electricity, can be used to zap your friends without harm (stings a little though). Plus they are cheaper and use less power.

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  126. Tesla vs. Edison by budgenator · · Score: 3

    N. Tesla and T.Edison had quite a rivalry going in their day; Edison of course was the more popular both with the press and the people. This increased the rivalry. Edison prefered direct current electicity, it's a lot easier on incandensent light bulb filliments, reducing mechanical stress (I run my photo enlarger's bulb on rectified current for stedier output and longer life), and wire Henery Ford's home Fairlane Manor for DC. Tesla favored alternating current because it's easier to transport tranformers to increase voltage and reducing I x R losses. If memory serves me correctly Telsa claimed Edison had infringed on several of his patents conserning electrical power transmission.

    Actualy T Edison grew up about a block from where I had lived in Port Huron MI (He hated Port Huron), the Train Station where he boarded the train to sell newspapers has been turned into a museum.

    I not sure I would classify Edison as a scientist, he seemed more like an experimental engineer or even a hardware hackers than a scientist. Tesla was more of a scientist

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    1. Re:Tesla vs. Edison by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Feel free to mod me down if you wish, but I could swear that Edison was AC and Tesla was DC, and that's why we use AC for homes today (among other reasons), because Edison was more "popular".

      Chris

    2. Re:Tesla vs. Edison by crossconnects · · Score: 0
      not modding you down, just pointing out your error.

      Edison fried an elephant with AC to show that it was more dangerous so he could convince the public to use DC.

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    3. Re:Tesla vs. Edison by mr100percent · · Score: 0

      No, I'm pretty sure that was Westinghouse who kep calling for AC

  127. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    And 10,000 volts at 100 amps? You do the math.

    "1.21 Jiggawatts? Where am I going to get 1.21 Jiggawatts!?!?"

  128. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by nexusone · · Score: 1

    I think that you need to be corrected.

    You are better to be hit with 1+ amp then with less.
    What happens is with less then 1 amp of current passes through you, it will not cause your hart not to stop but go into defiberlation. Which your hart is working but not pumping blood.

    A large current passing through will stop your hart but normally will start back after the current flow stop's. The only problem with large current is it will cuase burns.

    Ether way, is best to be take care with electricty

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  129. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually a Tesla coil can produce hundreds of thousands of volts (a small one) to millions of volts for a large one. It only takes less than half an amp of current through the heart to stop it, however, the reason a person can actually grab hold of a Tesla coil and have sparks shooting from their fingers is that the oscillation frequency is so high that that the so-called 'skin-effect' takes over. The current does not travel through the body, but only on the outer surface of the skin.

  130. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

    Not necessarily. It depends on all sorts of factors, such as how fast the voltage builds up, the relative leakage of the devices, the capacitance of the devices, etc. You get the idea.

    There are ways to help equalize them... for example, put a large resistor in parallel with each gap (same value on each one). This would help to equalize the voltage across them before they flash over - assuming the rise time of the pulse isn't too fast (a *dangerous* assumption).

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  131. Electra Lamp + Slinky = FUN by ctrimble · · Score: 1

    I got one of those Electra Lamps from ThinkGeek and ran a metal slinky over the top of the tube. When turned on, electricity would arc about half an inch from the slinky. Great for burning french fries, CDs, business cards, sales guys, etc.

  132. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by budgenator · · Score: 2

    there is a why around the problem, given that it takes considerable voltage to throw an arc say 10 M as you said, we don't have to conduct the current through the air because the air has broken down into a conductive plasma so the current can be carried at a much lower voltage. My electric arc weld outputs 12 volts. use the tesla coil to start the arc and once conduction begins the voltage can drop.

    Florecent lights work that way, the ballast puts out about 50KV to start the light then drops down to maintain the light

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  133. Oh, the humanity! by benson+hedges · · Score: 1
    next week's headlines :

    "Thousands of computer geeks toasted by self-built tesla coils"

    but then.. but less geeks means more free jobs..

    Thanks for posting! *evil grin*

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  134. Nah by Nyarly · · Score: 1

    Once I wanted to build a Tesla Coil. But now I want to build a Flux Compression Generator.

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  135. [OT] Re:Tesla Coils suck by zapfie · · Score: 1

    I've actually only played it like four times, and that was a few years ago. :)

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  136. Death to M$ by guanno · · Score: 1

    Here's a sure fire way to do the trick. EMP Bomb. Same principal, but unspeakably more devastating. :) -Guanno

  137. Fridge games by guanno · · Score: 1

    When I was young and stupid... we had an old refridgerator with a short circuit. If you placed one hand on the metal hinge and the other on the kitchen sink the AC would arc through you. Wow that was fun. We would line up in chains with one guy in the middle and a guy on either side pointing at his temples. It's amazing how fast one's eyes can vibrate with an alternating current running through your brain. Who needs drugs? :)

    -Guanno

  138. seventh grade science project by crossconnects · · Score: 0
    i built a small tesla coil in seventh grade, and almost earned an honorable mention in the science fair depite the fact that I never wrote the report to go with it.

    lighting up flourescent tubes by holding them in your hand is awesome!!

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  139. Like the stuff from HSV Tech? by jhantin · · Score: 1

    HSV Technologies has thrown together two such devices: a tetanizing beam (similar to a Tazer), and a vehicle-disabling weapon (Oops, did you need those electronics?). In case you were wondering, yep, it's patented.

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  140. Tesla Earthquake link by eric434 · · Score: 2

    http://www.amazing1.com/tesla2.htm

    "Tesla Earthquake Machine"
    that's the book I meant.

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  141. Re:Just pretty lightning.. not effective, here's w by Glint · · Score: 1

    It was a C&C joke: If you're Soviet, tesla coils use up so much power that you will quickly run out of it if you build the standard tesla power plants. In the game, nuclear plants have something like quintuple the power yield, so to have any number of tesla coils it's a good idea to have nuclear plants.

  142. teslacoil.com by mentatjack · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine works with KVA. They put on shows using tesla coils to create mad phat effects. My friend's part in all this: He puts on a chain mail full body suit and 'directs' the lightening. VERY VERY COOL.