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Grubb for Congress. By Weblog.
An anonymous reader writes: "Wired is running a story about a (Libertarian) candidate for Congress in North Carolina whose platform explicitly supports P2P file-sharing activity. She's running against one of the big supporters of the Berman P2P hacking bill." The weblog community is all excited over her because she drank the Kool-aid.
Second one today!
Will she break the 5-vote mark?
Roving Web-Teleoperated Robot
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/08/23/16 33224
This would be a libertarian issue. But oddly its not likely to be an issue for any other party. How do you debate such a thing when it only matters to one party? How does this help her succeed?
Then how did she end up here instead of still being down in Guyana? The Reverend wants to know.
... and the site is totally /.'d. What's /. readers?
this drank the kool aid thing about?
I get the reference to the kool aid
poison, but how does this relate to the
internet, you cool, oh-so-hip
Another useful link here. GeekPac are attempting to use the same tactic as the big corps by trying to raise funds to push some less corporate "influenced" candidates (read sock-puppets) into the parties.
Code, Hardware, stuff like that.
They assume that the Sacred Market will fix all problems and that progress is inevitable, but it's simply not true. Many times I've seen competitors locked perpetually in a pointless struggle with no clear winner. Markets are easily manipulated and the true idea of a completely free market will never happen. In the meantime, the people who are winning in the market (big companies like Microsoft) are apt to pressure for the same changes the libertarians are, such as doing away with regulation. If there were no regulation, our world would be an over-exploited toxic dump.
Well... They almost got the link right...
0 .html
But, they linked to the 2nd page of the story..
For those too lazy to do it themselves or too stupid to realize it here's the link.
http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,54693,0
I don't get the Kool-Aid reference... ?
Posting the same thing twice in a week is one thing but twice in a DAY?
But Maybe we should help.
By on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
By on by
Thu Aug 22, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Tell congress to love your kid."
Sheesh, that almost beats the Dilbert.com mission statement generator in saying nothing and sounding fancy... but sstill not quite:
"Our challenge is to proactively enhance mission-critical services as well as to seamlessly disseminate world-class data "
I wonder why..
I ask your patience, as I am developing this blog with little assistance and no very little about today's computer technology.
Hmm...I'm going to assume this was a deliberate spalling error to endear her to the
---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
By on by
Thur Aug 22, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
I wish I could drive to NC and vote for her =(
By on by
Thurs Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Yes the weblog community may be over-hyping this, but it is interesting. I would be very surprised to see any candidate from the two "real" parties take a risk by writing a weblog. Many candidates don't even write their own speeches and policy platforms, a weblog can be a valid tool for Joe Voter to get a feel for a candidate... assuming that it is actually the candidate writing and not some hired gun.
The "Kool-aid" comment is a cheap shot and even ironic, because if she were the Linux candidate no one from
I am a Libertarian
I don't believe in music piracy
I do believe in P2P.
I disagree with how the RIAA/MPAA is trying to solve their problem.
If you don't agree w/ me, reply. I agree w/ the idea of copyprotected music. It is a produced object. Something that has time and money invested to produce an item that really does have actual value. If I produced a song that I specifically did not want to give away for free, I would try to keep it off P2P networks. I would contact those who are sharing these files and explain that they don't have permission from me to distribute this.
Now, let me step back and say. I do understand fair use. If you purchase my CD and rip it to MP3 that's fine. You purchased the CD, you purchase the rights to listen to the music but, you did not purchase the rights to re-distribute my works in a way I don't see fit.
OK.. Now step forward again. Why don't I like the way the MPAA/RIAA is protecting their property. There are/have been laws on the books that protect the copyright holders rights to published works. These laws explicity spelled out the fair uses of these works as well as protecting the creators. These laws worked for years on end. The change in technology didn't change the laws. The change in technology didn't make these laws less effective. You could easily still bring suit against a P2P user for sharing your music under the current legal system, it's just harder to do. So instead of attempting to protect their rights the hard way they simply bought laws to help them. These laws(DMCA, etc.) are what I have a problem with.
I abhor the creation of laws that violate my rights in any way shape or form. It is not the purpose of government to pick and choose winners by passing favorable laws it is the purpose of government to protect my rights.
Who cares?
Who freakin cares?
Who freakin freak out freak folly freakin frack freak freakin CARES????????
I'm going home, you worthless losers.
By on by
Thursday August 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
UT--that doesn't mean the public health department is gonna shut down the day after I take office. That doesn't mean the elementary schools are gonna close their doors.
I suppose I'm being pedantic, but christ. Why should I vote for anyone with such poor grammar?
They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty nor security
tar: illegal option -- a
Try `tar --help' for more information
But hey, I got an idea:
[jukal@doh jukal]$ man -k grubb
grubb: nothing appropriate
Damn!
By on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Read her weblog, and Grubb seems like an honest person, with great ideas and views. Enthusiastic. Libertarian. We need more of those kinda people...
Will work for bandwidth
we would have to get out files like THIS!!! Hmm perhaps we can use that solar power Lazzer to create a portable optical network :)
NO! NO! Please don't mod me, I'm too young to die a troll. *click* Oh the pain, the pain...
Geesh guys...get a better filter on slashdot. Hope the mods can keep up.
The fact that a Libertarian politician is one of the few that supports p2p file sharing I think speak volumes about how honest and moral p2p file sharing is.
The record companies may be taking advantage of their position in controlling the music - if you don't like it - don't buy it - they'll get the message. But rationalizing that stealing it is a legitimate way of sending the message or getting it because it's overpriced is totally illogical (hence the Libertarian connection).
I have yet to hear a logical argument that defends the p2p music theft position - I'm waiting and willing to be convinced - but so far nothing.
By on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
...and left wingers want gold bars given to the poor, and the rich to be flogged in public, and right wingers think that babies should be beaten if they cry too loudly.
Don't make an extreme case. "Liberarians" generally call for a restraint on UNNECESSARY government (of which there is plenty), not for anarchy.
Besides that, you're just a trolling fucktard.
Vote = Corporation - Money
;-)
Does this equation simply mean that to get a vote, a corporation must pay some money? We already knew that!
cpeterso
By on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Saint Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Dear Friend,
You can earn $50,000 or more in the next 90 days sending e-mail. Seem impossible? Read on for details. ?AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV? Thank you for your time and interest. This is the letter you?ve been reading about in the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of the program described below to see if it really can make people money.
The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely no laws prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show people that this is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra money at home. The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people are participating that those involved are doing much better than ever before. Since everyone makes more as more people try it out, it?s been very exciting to be a part of lately. You will understand once you experience it. I did and so far it?s going great! HERE IT IS BELOW:
Print This Now For Future Reference
The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking a look at. It can be started with VERY LITTLE investment and the income return is TREMENDOUS!
If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days! Please read the enclosed program.THEN READ IT AGAIN!
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY. It does not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the mail. If you believe that someday you?ll get that big break that you?ve been waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, and your dreams will come true. This multi-level e-mail order marketing program works perfectly.100% EVERYTIME. E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW! The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using e-mail. Get your piece of this action!
MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It is being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research and the Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods and services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to late 1990?s. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the last several years in MLM. Moreover, statistics show 45 people become millionaire?s everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
You may have heard this story before, but over the summer Donald Trump made an appearance on the David Letterman show. Dave asked him what he would do if he lost everything and had to start over from scratch. Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good network marketing company and get to work. The audience started to hoot and boo him. He looked out at the audience and deadpanned his response:?That?s why I?m sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!? The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers.
Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave some thought and study to it. My name is Johnathon Rourke. Two years ago, the corporation I worked at for the past twelve years downsized and my position was eliminated. After unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own business. Over the past year, I incurred many unforeseen financial problems.
I owed my family, friends and creditors over $35,000. The economy was taking a toll on my business and I just couldn?t seem to make ends meet. I had to refinance and borrow against my home to support my family and struggling business.
AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing to share the experience in hopes that this will change your life FOREVER FINANCIALLY!
In mid December, I received this program via e-mail. Six month?s prior to receiving this program I had been sending away for information on various business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my opinion, were not cost effective. They were either too difficult for me to comprehend or the initial investment was too much for me to risk to see if they would work or not. One claimed that I would make a million dollars in one year.it didn?t tell me I?d have to write a book to make it! But like I was saying, in December of 1999 I received this program. I didn?t send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing list. THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT! After reading it several times, to make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn?t believe my eyes. Here was a MONEY MAKING PHENOMENON. I could invest as much as I wanted to start, without putting me further into debt. After I got a pencil and paper and figured it out, I would at least get my money back. But like most of you I was still a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161 24-hrs) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! After determining the program was LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided WHY NOT.?
Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me about $15 for my time on-line. The great thing about e-mail is that I don?t need any money for printing to send out the program, and because all of my orders are fulfilled via e-mail, my only expense is my time. I am telling you like it is I hope it don?t turn you off, but I promised myself that I would not ?rip-off? anyone, no matter how much money it made me.
In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT # 1 By January 13; I had received 26 orders for REPORT # 1. Your goal is to ?RECEIVE at least 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT # 1 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF YOU DON?T, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!?
My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days was done. By January 30, I had received 196 orders for REPORT # 2. Your goal is to ?RECEIVE AT LEAST 100+ ORDERS FOR REPORT # 2 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL.? Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT # 296 more than I needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 1, of my e-mailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every day. I paid off ALL my debts and bought a much-needed new car. Please take your time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER! Remember, it won?t work if you don?t try it. This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rules of not trying to place your name in a different place. It won?t work and you?ll lose out on a lot of money!
In order for this program to work, you must meet your goal of 20 + orders for REPORT # 1, and 100 + orders for REPORT # 2 and you will make $50,000 or more in 90 days. I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!
If you choose not to participate in this program, I am sorry. It really is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you choose to participate, follow the program and you will be on your way to financial security. If you are a fellow business owner and are in financial trouble like I was, or you want to start your own business, consider this a sign. I DID!
Sincerely,
Johnathon Rourke
A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur.
Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for 10 years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn?t working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn?t me, it was the economy. Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been with us since 1945.
I don?t have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate. because many of you know from first hand experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor.
As the saying goes, ?THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET POORER.? The traditional methods of making money will never allow you to ?move up? or ?get rich?, inflation will see to that. You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with ?NO RISK? and ?JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.? You can make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. I should also point out that I will not see a penny of this money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS! I have retired from the program after sending thousands and thousands of programs.
Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people you send this to may send out 50,000.and your name will be on every one of them! Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! ?THINK ABOUT IT?
Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you invested.
Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. IT WORKS!
Jody Jacobs
Richmond, VA
HERE?S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$
INSTRUCTIONS:
This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME. I am sure that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days. Before you say ?BULL. ?, please read this program carefully. This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making opportunity. Basically, this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or office. This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere.
This is what you MUST do:
1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can?t sell them if you don?t order them).
For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the list next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS! When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four reports.
You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them. Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000?s of people who will order them from you.
2. IMPORTANT DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is instructed below in steps ?a? through ?f? or you will lose out on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you?ll also see how it doesn?t work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.
a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
b. After you?ve ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and remove the name and address under REPORT # 4. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000!
c. Move the name and address under REPORT # 3 down to REPORT # 4.
d. Move the name and address under REPORT # 2 down to REPORT # 3.
e. Move the name and address under REPORT # 1 down to REPORT # 2.
f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT # 1 position. Please make sure you COPY ALL INFORMATION, every name and address, ACCURATELY!
3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this letter. Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!
There are two primary methods of building your downline:
METHOD # 1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL
Let?s say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we?ll assume you and all those involved send out only 2,000 programs each. Let?s also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response. Using a good list the response could be much better. Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands of programs instead of 2,000. But continuing with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5% response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT # 1. Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT # 2. Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000. The 0.5% response to that are 1,000 orders for REPORT # 3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5% response to that are 10,000 orders for REPORT # 4. That?s 10,000 $5 bills for you. CASH! Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000 + $50,000 for a total of $55,550! REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! By the way, your cost to participate in this is practically nothing. You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!
REPORT # 2 will show you the best methods for bulk e-mailing; tell you where to obtain free bulk e-mail software and where to obtain e-mail lists.
METHOD # 2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
Advertising on the Internet is very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Let?s say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING results below:
1st level-your 10 members with
$5.$50
2nd level-10 members from those 10
($5 x 100)$500
3rd level-10 members from those 100
($5 x 1,000).$5,000
4th level-10 members from those 1,000
($5 x 10,000).$50,000
THIS TOTALS ---$55,550
Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit 10 people each.
Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100?s of participants!
THINK ABOUT IT! For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they ordered. THAT?S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name and address on it will be prompt because they can?t advertise until they receive the report!
AVAILABLE REPORTS
Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME Notes:
ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH
REPORT. CHECKS NOT ACCEPTED.
ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL.
Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper.
On one of those sheets of paper, include:
(a) the number & name of the report you are ordering,
(b) your e-mail address, and your name & postal address.
## PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
REPORT # 1 ?The Insider?s Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet?
ORDER REPORT FROM: # 1 FROM:
J D Hartley
2223 Astor St., Gra #3
Orange Park, FL 32073
REPORT # 2 ?The Insider?s Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Internet?
ORDER REPORT # 2 FROM:
Nitro Marketing
29250 Hwy. HH
Sedalia, MO 65301
REPORT # 3 ?The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet?
ORDER REPORT # 3 FROM:
J Bradford
P.O. Box 366
Cole Camp, MO 65235
REPORT # 4 ?How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet?
ORDER REPORT # 4 FROM:
Darren Douglas
4000 Hyde Park Ave. Apt. # 83
Columbia, MO 65201
About 50,000 new people get online every month!
TIPS FOR SUCCESS
TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the directions accurately. Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the orders start coming in because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested product/report. ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the instructions exactly, your results WILL BE SUCCESSFUL! ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: If you don?t receive 20 orders for REPORT # 1 within two weeks, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT # 2. If you don?t, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income, send another batch of e-mails or continue placing ads and start the whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate from this business! Before you make your decision as to whether or not you participate in this program. Please answer one question. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE?
If the answer is yes, please look at the following facts about this program:
1. You are selling a product which does not Cost anything to PRODUCE, SHIP OR ADVERTISE.
2. All of your customers pay you in CASH!
3. E-mail is without question the most powerful method of distributing information on earth. This program combines the distribution power of e-mail together with the revenue generating power of multi-level marketing.
4. Your only expense-other than your initial $20 investment-is your time!
5. Virtually all of the income you generate from this program is PURE PROFIT!
6. This program will change your LIFE FOREVER.
ACT NOW! Take your first step toward achieving financial independence. Order the reports and follow the program outlined above-SUCCESS will be your reward.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal Agency)1-800-827-5722 for free help and answers to questions.
Also, the Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about business tax requirements. Your earnings are highly dependant on your activities and advertising. The information contained on this site and in the report constitutes no guarantees neither stated nor implied. In the event that it is determined that this site or report constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The earnings amounts listed on this site and in the report are estimates only. If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, and Bureau of Consumer Protection in Washington, DC.
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Mamma look!
Seems like a leftist socialist to me (the whole thing about mandatory 6 month maternity leave - and tax breaks for helping further).
I am sorry but I am not for this at all. If we didn't have so many damn taxes taking our money away and giving it to other people women could afford to take off 6 months from work and still be ok.
We DONT need a bigger government. All the people trying to create laws to keep computer users down (dmca, sssca, anti p2p) are just doing the same thing that she is doing.... Overstepping the bounds of a democratic government.
If you want 6 months maternity leave then move to france - or some other socialist community. Meanwhile we here in america need to get back to what made this country tick in the first place... healthy competition. FDR's New Deal has put this country on a path to distruction.
Lets get rid of the patent bullshit. Lets get rid of the monopolies. Let's get rid of the damned congress people accepting "donations". And let's get back on track.
Derek
Props to on by
Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
By on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The childrenwere nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
"When they insult a libertarian he says 'thank god they did not strike me', when they strike the libertarian he says 'thank god that they did not kill me', when they kill a libertarian he thank god for that his immortal spirit has left his earthly remainings" - Vladimir Lenin
By on by
Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 03:58:06 AM EST
It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirred, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
I think not. Although, I would consider supporting Tara Grubb, but do you actually expect me to believe that Tara is a capital-L Libertarian? Not a chance. Take, for instance, this quote: "I belong to the WORLD Party and so do you". Highly indicative of a person that wants to claim Libertarian without actually holding Libertarian beliefs (and barely libertarian-little l-beliefs).
There are actually only 2 uses of the word libertarian on her weblog. Where did you get the idea that this woman was a Libertarian? Please!
Whoever submitted the initial post, could you please change "Libertarian" to read "libertarian"? You should know better.
For the love of God, please vote for her!
Vote for her because her ideas rock.
But also vote for her because she is running against Howard Coble, who is in the back pocket of the RIAA.
If you love the First Amendment and hate the DMCA, send Grubb to Congress!
Can Grubb boot Congress? *ducks behind the couch*
I know she said she's not the most computer-savvy person around, but has she seen the web lately? It's about 90% porn! (The other 10% is taken up by failed dot-coms who haven't figured it out yet) Sure, I use that 90% just as much as anyone else, but I don't think I'm any wiser for it.
the matter of other parties neglecting the issue.
... like the big guys in the RIAA and MPAA using their power and influence to shape laws for the protection fo their industry. We shouldn't have big corporations deciding how we use our computers.
Plus, I really think corporations should offer maternity leave, enough so that I think the government should intercede to provide tax incentives.
Hence, I am running for congress as a Libertarian, because only the Libertarians truly understand the way to deal with corporate power is to repeal every regulatory counterbalance imaginable.
In the end, The Market will cure all our ills.
Red All Over: Rambling Missives from an Aspiring Revolutionary
When the last time a Libertarian came even close to getting elected to Congress?
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Plotkin, who has written frequently on what he sees as a lack of political effectiveness in the technology sector, thinks the geeks who decry Hollywood's donations to politicians should stop looking for clever hacks around the system and start making donations of their own.
"We don't show up at the fundraising events, and nobody's made a $100,000 contribution on this issue," he said. "Other people do that regularly on things like whether diapers should go into landfills. Where is Scott McNealy? Where is Steve Jobs? Where is anyone that has the juice to get things done? They're all busy looking out for their stock options."
And what about you... mr. politician? what are you doing? You are WAITING for DONATIONs before you act on any ISSUE.
Honsetly, it sounds like "Give me your money before I do anything." From someone outside of USA, it sounds likes bribery to me.
Okay, I know it is called Lobbying .... but why does lobbying HAVE to involve money/donations?? It simply corrupts/discriminates the whole process in favor of people/organizations who has more money than the other. It sounds like, looks like, pure and simple corruption.
Any American beg to differ?
Ok, I assume you meant to be talking about Jim Jones and the People's Temple.
Of course you are completely wrong in this coloquialism. It is not a reference to the People's Temple suicide pact but Tom Wolfe's Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.
How am I so damn sure? Because Jim Jones and the People's Temple did not drink Grape Kool-Aid, but cyanide laced Flavor-Aid, a cheap Kool-Aid rip off.
Moral of this story: Do some research before making up facts.
What is music when you despise all sound?
I don't think "GeekPAC" is necessarily the best name one could've picked if you want to be taken seriously. What's wrong with something a little more professional, like say "TechPAC"?
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Libertarians are all for letting big business do whatever they want. I think that would include hacking into people they don't like's boxes. If you knew what a libertarian was, you'd know this is crap.
There is only one recourse, destroy the internet.
I guess that about sums it up.
Mod up please
Free Unix? Free Windows. http://www.reactos.com
There is nothing wrong with P2P. Nothing. What the real problem is, is knee-jerk Congressmen who see the music piracy war as some sort of drug war that they can actually win. (I'm reminded of the Disney executive who thought that DRM software can be installed in the processor "because all the bits go through there, right?") They realize that it's easier to shut down P2P companies than to actually go after the music pirates.
The problem with a P2P subscription service is that the money for subscriptions goes to the RIAA. Meaning? Independent artists get gypped. This means the easier way for them to make money is to side with the RIAA, who apparantely hates the idea of people listening to music for free.
What's my solution? Micropayments, in a different form. $2 nets you 100 song downloads, and the P2P service monitors the completed downloads, and logs what artists are being downloaded. So for every song you download, 2 cents goes to the artist.
Let's say that, on average, a typical ~obscure~ song gets 100 downloads per day. That's $2 right there for the artist. Now, spread that out over 365 days. $730 in the pocket for the artist. That's a pretty penny for our musician pals.
And if he gets popular, and starts getting 500 downloads per day? $3,650 a year. Those 2 cents add up. A very popular artist who gets, perhaps, 1,500 downloads per day would be looking at $10,950. And remember that people would still be buying CDs.
Considering that the average musician actually sees about 6 cents out of every CD sale, I doubt they'll argue against this idea.
-Evan
the most interesting part of this post is the debate over whether "drinking the kool aid" is a reference to the jonestown massacre or the electric kool aid acid test. i always assumed the former.
anyway, i thought the post's use of "drinking the kool aid" was in reference to the fact that this politician has joined the blog community. I'm assuming others have noticed how eerily enthusisatic bloggers are about the fact that they are bloggers. Read scripting.com sometime and you'll see what i mean.
...the businesses selling all that outrageously expensive media time -- and also donating big money to politicians -- are usually the same media corporations raising a fuss about copyright infringement. In the end, it gets back to oligarchic and monopolistic control of technology versus dispersed control of technology.
-- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
reminds me of a simpsons episode...
check out Democrats and Republicans two Factions of a One Party System
i have been following Tara Sue for about a week now. Ed Cone, an opinion writer for the North Carolina News and Record introduced her to the online world last Friday and has been mentioning her on an almost daily basis.
Dave Winer and others bloggers who have been writing for some time now about the need to find a challenger against Howard Coble quickly linked with support. Tara Sue has become an online ray of hope for many.
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Remember Libertirians wnat to roll back all judgment and law precedents on many laws and the constitiutin to late 1700s....
The view of drugs is that all drugs should be legal per the 1700s definition now just imagine what that woudl mean ofr copyright law? we did not have copyright laws in US unti 1800s..
Don't Tread on OpenSource
But if you don't want this election to go as expected, send Ms. Grubb the money she needs to get her message out to the voters.
And if you do happen to live in the district, do remember to vote. (Hell, even if you live elsewhere, you too can probably find some candidates to vote for who weren't in Congress in 1998).
Ed Craig "Who cares what you think?" George W. Bush, 4th of July 2001
From the weblog:
/. readers.
The first six months of life are the most critical for a developing child. It is during this time that all neural pathways are developed through the sense of touch. A baby's mind, body and trust is developed by being held and loved. This is why breast feeding is a major advantage to any child.
She might be a women, and even be cool, but she obviously doesn't know a lot about breast feeding. Of course touch and feeling is important for a child. However, maternal antibodies in the mothers milk do most of the good work. They give a child protection against inflammation and help build the immune system.
Now, of course, if you give your infants kool-aid, they may become
IANAL, but imagine a beowulf cluster of in Soviet Russia all your belong are base to us welcoming the new SCO overlords.
You say you're against music piracy? Duh. The debate is about what constitutes piracy...
I think artists should be paid for playing, ideally per performance. If they want to be paid for recording, musicians could be sponsored. A band that has recorded hit songs would negotiate the terms in a better position-- less artists would be stuck in lousy contracts they can't/don't want to be in.
Your solution is just an attempt to appease both sides. Stop lying and admit it. I just know you have a closet full of illegal mp3s, you dog!
Put her in the chair, we need to see what she is made of.
An Education is the Font of All Liberty
I'm not sure what this proves. If they'd suffocated themselves with generic-brand facial tissue, people would invariably say that they choked on Kleenex.
if you don't like it - don't buy it
Before buying a record[1], how do you expect to know whether you will like a recording or not, except by sampling a few singles through file-sharing networks? I'm not claiming that this justifies abuse of P2P technology, but what other solution is there?
[1] USA copyright law defines "phonorecord" to refer to a slab of vinyl, a CD, or any other medium in which a sound recording has been fixed.
Will I retire or break 10K?
What a shock.
One of the libertarian ideas is selling the national park system to private parties.
Any estimates on what you folks figure America's park system is worth? Or is it just "for sale to the highest bidder"?
Treatment, not tyranny. End the drug war and free our American POWs.
See my user info for links.
Well to me personally the difference is that the library has temporarily transferred the rights of listening to the music to the borrower. It can be clearly defined that when one person or entity has paid for the use of the music, and only one person or entity is using that music at any given time.
Software companies, even Microsoft, used to state in their standard EULA's that you were allowed to make several copies of their software as long as it was only being used in one location at any time. These allowances (which imho should be declared as implicit anyway) have now dissapeared from the EULA's -- possibly because the companies believe it's too hard or inefficient for them to enforce. Instead "independent" organisations like the BSA, the MPAA and the RIAA have been formed by the corporate cartels to crack down on and frighten by legal threats anyone doing what the company decides it doesn't like, under the guise of IP law and in a way that they hope will never be decided on at a court that actually matters.
A peer-to-peer information sharing network doesn't naturally have this transferral of rights, because the information isn't moved. It's copied. Letting someone else use it doesn't prevent you from using it at the same time. If you look at a typical peer-to-peer music sharing network, this is exactly what happens. A few people buy something, and their versions of it are duplicated and shared many times between many thousands of people, all of whom are using it simultaneously and independently when often very few people have actually paid for it. Irrespective of how right or wrong anyone might believe it to be, this is nothing like how a library works.
Wow, I totally agree with her hollywood stance, and her views on children and giving parents opportunities to better raise them. I hope she fleshes out more details and issues in her campaign.
From what I saw on the weblog, she's young and enthusiastic and intelligent and has a lot of potential. I hope she has the power to learn and grow from her interactions with the people she meets on the internet. A lot of people will be willing to help out.
She definitely needs the ol' slashdot interview treatment eh? And I'd like to know where to send the campaign donation, because she's getting one from me. (But only after I hear more of what she has to say, of course.)
Go Grubb!
Grub for congress? Lilo works fine, damnit!
Bootloaders don't need shells, and they certainly don't need to run for congress, damnit!
Tthe going rate is about $10,000,000 per park.
That's what Bill Clinton charged the Phillipine coal producers in capmaign donations to lock up the single largest reserve of clean coal in the United States into a national park in Southern Utah, right before he shepparded legislation through congress requiring coal-fired power plants use cleaner coal.
-- Terry
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Have you ever heard of:
Radio
MTV
VH1
CMT
friends who have a copy of the CD
concerts
commercials on TV for SamGoody
CowboyNeal Karaoke Night
Well, there are technical difficulties in identifing a song's source because many songs don't have the right tags, but I think it is an interesting idea.
We need more people in government who aren't democrats and republicans, for starters...and her take on interweb things shoud already be enough to make you vote for her.
"but OH NOS SHE SI A CONSERVATIVE"
shut up, hippy fuck. get a real job.
Firstly, even you use of the term "piracy" with respect to copying some bytes betrays our disagreement as I think it is rediculous to equate sharing mp3s with illegally boarding a ship, murdering the crew, raping and murdering the passengers, stealing their cargo, and sinking the ship when you are done.
You do us a disservice when you assume that anyone in the tech community which disagrees with the abuse and corruption of government by corporate interests must, of course, be a Libertarian.
In North Carolina has come out against the DMCA, and is sympathetic to the cause. See Tripp Helms' website. He has been profiled by Roll Call, the newspaper of Capitol Hill, and is ahead in the polls. He's been featured on Greplaw and John Perry Barlow has made information about him available by electronic listserv. If you are thinking about helping a candidate this election cycle, listen to some of the mp3's of Tripp speaking.
You start from the wrong premise.
The problem is not copying, the problem is paying the creators for their work.
Historically, some companies have tried to solve this problem using various techniques (publishing, advances, royalty payments, advertising-supported broadcasting, pledge drives). All of these are predicated on economies of scale for large runs, and high costs of entry for competitors.
When a new technology comes along that changes these economics, it is time to look fora new model to solve the underlying problem, not construct a technical and legislative framework to restore the old barriers.
A recent example is the defeat of Georgia Congressman and Republican Bob Barr in his primary mainly due to efforts led by the Libertarian candidate.
The next thing you'll tell us is that more useless features in Windows is a Good Thing.
Value is what the consumer says it is, not the producer! Basic Austrian economics.
Producers of music are whining that if they don't get paid, they'll stop making music. That tells me that they're making music for the wrong (commercial) reasons. Open Source programmers write code to "scratch an itch", not because of the promise of future wealth. Musicians and other content producers should take a page from the OS book and get back to creating content for the love of it.
Observe how the Libertarian candidate in Georgia just knocked Bob Barr out of his seat.
Libertarians still want to make people responsible for the abuse of that technology. If you hurt someone while under the influence, a libertarian will still send you to prison.
What if it is? The highest bidder will be the one who values it the most. How much do you value the parks? Enough that you're willing to organize a group with enough money to buy one? Or are you just another leech who wants someone else to pay for your causes?
Put your money where your mouth is!
A Libertarian named Carole Ann Rand.
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It would be nice if she were running with a party that stood a chance in hell of getting elected. Because if you cant get elected your stance on the issues don't matter. Wake me when she decides to join a real party.
And if you don't like the way your party of choice is run, get involved and change it. Just like Pat Robertson and his moral mafia did with the Republican party.
Radio
1. I called several stations and tried to request some of the songs on the albums from which they regularly play songs, and the DJ said: "Sorry, we don't have those songs because they were not released as a single."[1]
2. The sound quality of radio is no indicator of the sound quality of the CD itself because of all the dynamic squeezing the engineers do to fit the sound within the limited dynamic range of FM radio. Many CDs sound like crap because they're mastered to sound louder than other CDs, not to sound better than other CDs.
MTV, VH1, CMT
For one thing, music videos are made only for singles, so we're back to the same problem as radio if an album has only one or two singles. For another, if I don't have the money to buy an album based on one song, how can I have the money for cable television?
friends who have a copy of the CD
Most of my friends live far away from me and often aren't willing to mail me their copy. Is this normal?
concerts
Should I be expected to be willing to drive 200 miles (320 km) to a venue where 1. the band is playing, and 2. no alcoholic beverages are served? Many bands play mostly at bars, and not all people in my exact situation are old enough to enter bars in their home jurisdiction.
commercials on TV for SamGoody
Again, the problem of only singles.
CowboyNeal Karaoke Night
Again, the problem of geographical distance.
[1] My favorite song (nine inch nails - into the void) on one of the albums I have bought on recommendation from one of the few friends who live near me (nine inch nails - the fragile) was not released as a single in the United States.
Will I retire or break 10K?
"...with great ideas and views"
Aren't you a wee bit nervous of a politician who makes statements like "The history of the Middle East is the history of oil".?
I am really worried about a politican who thinks history = 90 years. This feels so close to the views of the European 19th Century powers that believed that African history started when they colonised the continent. Don't forget the earliest cities in the world (Ur, Akkad..) are in Iraq, the birthplace of our civilisation; there is 5000 years of history there. The foundation of the USA started there...
Hmm, just because somebody can use a weblog doesn't mean they are all right.
Perhaps a /.'er could help her with the design of that web page.
Anybody know who's running against Berman? There's another one to donate to.
What's a vofe?
Your version may be correct; I've not read the book.
My source of info is The Word Spy, a fascinating site and one that's usually trustworthy with etymologies.
Fair comment Hedgehog, but this is the kind of USA politician which scares us in the rest of the world. We don't mind if they are your local mayors or town councillors and are in charge of the local park or keeping teenagers from becoming muggers but for goodness sake don't let them have any influence over international policy, which I believe would be one of this person's roles. So I do think it matters what her opinions on the rest of the world are.
Lazy thinking like this gets other people more directly affected rather twitchy, it really undermines any positive work other US politicians may be doing. We're all pretty shocked / bemused over here by Rumsfeld's comparison of Bush to Churchill. "Poorly read" and "lazy thinking" seems to be the general consensus.
We're just worried that such poorly educated people are in charge of the world's greatest military arsenal, what happens if they get a dumb idea in their heads?