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How Could TV Survive Without Commercials?

Milo_Mindbender asks: "I'm sure many of the readers of this site know the joy of skipping commercials using a TiVO, Replay or other form of PVR box. I'm sure it has occurred to a lot of us that if someone produced a schedule of commercial stop/start times the PVR could easily make all commercials instantly vanish from a recording. While this would be really cool, if it got really popular it would KILL all the local TV stations and TV networks who depend on ads to survive. Sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model, but there's a problem: these sources are where A LOT of the content for your PVR comes from. If they die, there's nothing for your PVR to record. My question for this crowd is: 'If the commercials stopped tomorrow, what business models can you come up with that would keep TV content flowing to your PVR?'"

"I've heard a few interesting ideas such as:

  • having people pick a few ads from a list and watch them before each show...
  • ...giving advertisers a profile of your interest and let them show you a (smaller number) of unskippable ads for things you are really interested in...
  • ...ahaving the products show up in the show itself (product placement). For example: Buffy, after killing a vampire, could then slam down a Mountan Dew.
The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek? Would you prefer pay by the show, subscribe to a show/network or be forced to watch commercials? I'm interested in hearing what system would bug you the least, or if you have your own ideas how it could work."

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  1. Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think most people would be shocked to discover how little spending habits would differ if no one watched commercials...

    Mostly, because they don't either. Human brains tend to veg out when the damn things come on.

    1. Re:Um, how would anything change? by GusherJizmac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a noted increase in revenue when an ad campaign is put out. Despite what you _think_ you are paying attention to, ads DO have an affect.

      I used to work on the Toyota website, and when they ran an ad campaign, site traffic would increase dramatically. They also reported increased sales.

      Plus, think about it logically, if ads didn't generate revenue or alter spending habits, they wouldn't be cost effective and wouldn't exist.

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    2. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zulux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The adds work. We don't really know how, but the they do, as evidenced by finincial sucess that the companie reap by their effectivness.

      One theory is such:

      The goal of repetitive TV advertising is not to get your to get off your cush chair, run out, and immeidiatly purchase the product - it's to just get know and consider the advertised product the next time you purchase, and to forget that other viable products exist.

      Here's an exapmle of how this works, answer the following question:

      What's your favorite refreshing drink?

      You probably answered Coke or Pepsi. 95% of the people will answere with one of these two - even though that are litterally tens of other choices: RC, Shasta, Jolt, STORE-BRAND$ etc.. in the cola catagory alone, let alone plain water or real lemonade.

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    3. Re:Um, how would anything change? by funkman · · Score: 2

      This is particularly true with Bottled water. We actually have many brand named bottled water. It's just water! The formula isn't even different.

    4. Re:Um, how would anything change? by gilroy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      People who think TV doesn't affect their buying habits make me laugh. Do you really think that commercials don't work? Why do you think companies pay millions of dollars for them if they don't work?


      Blockquoth Lord Leverhulme:

      Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. The trouble is I don't know which half

      Moral: Companies pay millions of dollars because they think they work. That does not in fact mean that they work. Entire industries have spent decades or more laboring under shared misconceptions. In the case of advertising, the measurement tools are so coarse and the data pool so vast, I think very little is demonstrable of cause-and-effect.
    5. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Um, you're jumping to conclusions.

      Ad campaigns tend to coincide with a new product. Those genuinely interested in it, tend to find it on their own, regardless. That marketing firms never point out that ad campaigns are carefully launched when interest would go higher anyway, is the most devious scam of all.

    6. Re:Um, how would anything change? by funky+womble · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes it is - different minerals. In some of the more extreme cases (particularly comparing bicarb-heavy ones with the more neutral ones) there are quite different flavours.

    7. Re:Um, how would anything change? by rodgerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm, in general, pretty sceptical of the value of ad campaigns it's worth noting that a client of mine launched a new product a while back. Leaving people to find it for themselves, they got around 200-300 customers per day. When they started to advertise it, they went to 600+ customers per day.

    8. Re:Um, how would anything change? by garcia · · Score: 2

      yeah, I just bought a 2002 Saturn SL for $9995 - trade in. It was on TV, I went to Saturn and I bought the new car.

      If it wasn't on TV I wouldn't have known. That is just one particular ad. I had a Saturn previously (this is #4 actually) and I pay more attention to that.

      When I see an ad for product X I don't care. Just the stuff I use on a day to day basis.

      I guess it doesn't work for everyone.

    9. Re:Um, how would anything change? by bilbobuggins · · Score: 3, Insightful
      To everyone who says 'ads don't work, people only think they do' I really want to know, where do you find out about new products/servics?

      Hell, how did you first ever find out about the Tivo itself? probably from an ad. And don't give me 'from a friend who heard from a friend' etc., most likely that chain, however long, started with an ad.

      Face it, ads are as much a source of information as they are meant to invoke a direct response.
      To say that 'ads don't work' is to say that you can make a killing even if nobody knows you're selling anything, but (obviously) nobody ever sold anything if the public never knew it existed..

    10. Re:Um, how would anything change? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think an even better example would be things that you don't care about. I care about my refreshing drinks, and tend to develop brand loyalty. Getting a drink you don't like really sucks, so it takes a lot to get me to try something else. Coke can advertise their ass off, and they aren't getting me to switch from Pepsi and Dr. Pepper.

      However, consider something like dishwashing detergent. I don't give a damn about dishwashing detergent. I have ZERO brand loyalty there.

      When I buy diskwashing detergent, I am most likely to simply buy the one that seems most familiar and isn't too much more expensive than the ones I've never heard of. In short, the one that has advertised the most.

    11. Re:Um, how would anything change? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Hell, how did you first ever find out about the Tivo itself?

      Well, actually, I heard about it on slashdot. :) As for

      And don't give me 'from a friend who heard from a friend' etc., most likely that chain, however long, started with an ad.

      Ah, the beauty of positing an unmeasurable as proof. How do you know that the chain "most likely" started with an ad?


      And to take it further: The chain "most likely" started with an ad. We know this because ads are ubiquitous. Ads are ubiquitous because they work. We know they work because any chain of association can "most likely" be traced back to an ad. We know this because ads are ubiquitous...


      In the end, all I was saying is, a lot of money is spent on advertising without any way to directly measure its effectiveness. Am I influence by ads? Certainly, to the extent that I am aware there are products out there. (Great example: movie ads on TV. I won't in general trawl my local googleplex for new movies but I'm aware of when a new one comes out.)


      But I think ads work most for products that are truly distinguishable, since such ads actually convey information. For products that are essentially fungible -- corn flakes, for example -- ads can't just provide the info that makes them superior, because there isn't any. Such ads perforce fall back on deceptive or meaningless content ("Eat GeneriFlakes -- they're cooool"). Those ads, precisely, are the ones that bug people.

    12. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      So using that logic... *why* am I subjected to Tylenol commercials? There isn't a "new" Tylenol on the market. Yet I happen to know it's the brand used by more hospitals than any other. When I go to the store and think "damn my head hurts, I should get something for it", you don't think maybe regular dosings of Tylenol commercials is going to affect my decision? My only interest is pain relief, my options are broad.

      I'm afraid your conspiracy theory just doesn't work. When it comes to new products, the hardest thing to do is to just get the message out "Hey, try our new Heroin(tm) gelcaps for migraine pain". Say you created a new pain reliever, but didn't market it, just paid stores to put it on the shelves but didn't do any ad campaign... Do you really think you'd have decent sales volume because people interested in pain relief would seek out your product?

      I think you'd fail, even if you were better than everybody else.

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    13. Re:Um, how would anything change? by funky+womble · · Score: 2
      That's interesting. I usually use filtered tap water myself, since I really don't like the taste of chlorinated water, and it's much cheaper than buying bottled water. (Obviously, after the chlorine has been removed, it's not really safe to keep it for very long). Nice to know that it's likely to be purer.

      If travelling to areas of the world with uncertain water quality (either tap or bottled), apparently beer is often safer than water :)

    14. Re:Um, how would anything change? by jejones · · Score: 2
      Plus, think about it logically, if ads didn't generate revenue or alter spending habits, they wouldn't be cost effective and wouldn't exist.

      There's an assumption of rationality there--but come to think of it, the counterexamples that come to mind are all government-generated (the War on Some Drugs, the War on Poverty, entitlement programs, government-run schools--all fiascos but many people still think that if we just bled taxpayers a little whiter or gave a few more draconian and totalitarian powers, they'd start working) so never mind...

    15. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      If it affects your decision, it says a lot more about your brain power than it does about my logic.

      I'm not a conspiracy theorist, mind you. The only conspiracy is one of stupidity and sheep-like behavior, both for consumers and those making executive decisions in corporate america.

      And no, you wouldn't fail. You'd survive, maybe even make a comfortable revenue. You just can't make the outrageous yearly profits that everyone demands, or meet the gov's expectations of economic growth rate.

    16. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sacrilicious · · Score: 2
      if ads didn't generate revenue or alter spending habits, they wouldn't be cost effective and wouldn't exist.

      Ads probably work to some degree, but whether they work wonderfully or barely at all is an open question. Industries are often in the business of covering their bases "just in case"... for example, many awful ideas for dot coms got funded because the investment industry just wanted to make sure it didn't miss some kind of boat. And (I don't want to sound too conspiratorial here, but) my belief is that executives often look for ways to obfuscate their own performance, given either their lack of people management skills or their lack of comprehension of technology... and making a sacrificial lamb out of marketing is a perfect subterfuge in many circumstances.

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    17. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Wavicle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the end, all I was saying is, a lot of money is spent on advertising without any way to directly measure its effectiveness.

      Well, there are. They just tend to give the same results as the accounting department that says "Hey, sales are up". One is a lot cheaper, so the detailed tracking is usually only done as an academic exercise.

      ("Eat GeneriFlakes -- they're cooool")

      That is an excellent example of a marketting strategy which works extremely well with children. Keep repeating that statement with big pictures of the front of the cereal box - and kids will identify with the product and Mom will buy GeneriFlakes.

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    18. Re:Um, how would anything change? by mckwant · · Score: 2

      And don't give me 'from a friend who heard from a friend' etc., most likely that chain, however long, started with an ad.

      I dunno, did you ever see a TiVo commercial? I think there were something like three, and they all sucked. TiVo's marketing has been horrible to date, IMHO.

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    19. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      Different wells contain differing amounts of trace minerals which do effect the taste of the water. To me, Aquafina (a reverse osmosis filtered water) tastes sweeter than Evian.

      I wonder which Aquafina well you're talking about. At least on the west coast, Aquafina is once-filtered tap water from my hometown. With the small investment of the price of a filter, I could get you "counterfeit" Aquafina water for the price of the bottle. And trust me, our water is not that spectacular. It's even worse when I see people here shell out a buck a bottle for the stuff they get from their tap at home.

    20. Re:Um, how would anything change? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Hell, how did you first ever find out about the Tivo itself? probably from an ad.

      Actually, I knew someone who had one and had seen the stuff it could do. Before that, there were occasional mentions of it here and elsewhere, but I don't think I ever saw a TiVo ad until sometime after I already had a TiVo. (Then again, I used to use a pair of VCRs to timeshift everything before getting my TiVo...about a half-dozen programs on each, including some that were on at the same time. The only time I've watched TV with ads in the past several years was when I've visited my parents...they've never gotten into the time-shifting habit. I suppose you could count the past couple of Super Bowls as well, but those ads are different.)

      Face it, ads are as much a source of information as they are meant to invoke a direct response.

      Considering how many ads are content-free, I'd think that most of them are rather poor information sources. About all they might be good at doing is letting you know that a product or service exists.

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    21. Re:Um, how would anything change? by FFFish · · Score: 2

      No you're not. In almost every case, you will:
      1) The one that defines product attributes you most desire and,
      2) In that category, the one that has been around the longest or second-longest.

      If you're looking for pop, you're likely to be looking for either a clear soda, or a cola. If it's clear, 7-Up or Sprite (the two longest-lived brands); if cola, Coke or Pepsi.

      If you're looking for mouthwash, it'll be Listerine, unless you're looking for that "breath freshening, tastes great!" category, in which case it'll be Scope. There used to be only one category of mouthwash, but the guys at PG realized that they could split the market by claiming new ground from the horrid-tasting Listerine. Listerine holds the bacteria-killing sector; Scope the fresh-tasting sector.

      Read the "22 Immutable Laws of Branding" for insight on how this all works. The branding laws work most of the time for most people.

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    22. Re:Um, how would anything change? by MxTxL · · Score: 2

      You'd survive, maybe even make a comfortable revenue. You just can't make the outrageous yearly profits that everyone demands

      This assertion of yours seems to say that advertising can in fact make the difference between just surviving and making outrageous yearly profits.

      Of course, we know that everyone from the slashdot crowd, if they owned their own company, is so high and mighty that they would turn their nose up at those evil outrageous yearly profits.

    23. Re:Um, how would anything change? by gabec · · Score: 4, Interesting
      i disagree. I think that advertising for *new* products is not only necessary for their survival but good in general. For example Gatorade just came out with their own bottled water.. (the commercial has athletes splashing out of droplets from the bottle. pretty damn cool commercial, i think) Anyway, on a whim I went ahead and tried it last week. It's OK.

      Anyway, where I *don't* like advertising is when it's just there to jump in your face and say "Hey I just wanted to remind you to buy buy buy buy buy yet a-fuckin-nother Whopper!"

      A better example for the first kind of advertising is when you have a product that people won't know how to use without being shown. Like let's say that Transformers Toys were brand new and being released for the first time. if you saw the box in a toy store would it have occurred to you how insanely kick-ass they were for little kids as toys if you hadn't seen *why* they were worth noticing?

      or what about some company's super-cool new windows that make your heat efficiency in your house better? ... anyway... I hate seeing McDonald's and Coke commercials but if it's a new product from someone then I generally don't mind them if it's sufficiently informative. i guess it sounds hypocritical written here, but ... whatever. ;)

    24. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      "Ad campaigns tend to coincide with a new product. Those genuinely interested in it, tend to find it on their own, regardless"

      Not really. If I live at home, read nothing but /., and only leave to go to social activities or work, I will not be exposed to much advertising beyond the odd billboard (which I have blindness to). In that situation, it will take longer to find out about things.

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    25. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Moral: Companies pay millions of dollars because they think they work. That does not in fact mean that they work. Entire industries have spent decades or more laboring under shared misconceptions. In the case of advertising, the measurement tools are so coarse and the data pool so vast, I think very little is demonstrable of cause-and-effect.
      Remember the 1970's Coke commercial, where you had a big extended family singing under a christmas tree? It did bring tears out of rocks, and won countless awards.

      It also disn't work. Coke sales kept plumetting after that award-winning ad.

      The fact is that the Madison Avenue Snake-Oil-Brigade is just a bunch of back-patting gang of old chums who make their client believe they need their services; which is the use of advertising anyways: it makes your client believe he needs your services.

      After all, if he really did need your service, he'd come to you even if you don't advertise, right?

    26. Re:Um, how would anything change? by InigoMontoya(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny
      With the small investment of the price of a filter, I could get you "counterfeit" Aquafina water for the price of the bottle.

      Don't say that too loud... you're reverse-engineering Aquafina, which would elicit a hefty penalty under the DMCA.

      And /.'s hosting your instructions on how to circumvent "water copy protection" devices, meaning they could be held liable for any future drops in Aquafina's sales.

      And here I am, commenting on it. Ummm... I think I'm going to go call my lawyer now.

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    27. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      So the reason we have stupid worthless marketing, is because no one has come up with a non-stupid way to measure its results?

      Heh.

    28. Re:Um, how would anything change? by BollocksToThis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your Jedi mind tricks will not help you here!

      Hahaha... sales and marketing astroturfers =D

      "No, no, ads really work! You pay attention to ads! You love ads!"

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    29. Re:Um, how would anything change? by rmohr02 · · Score: 2
      Remember the 1970's Coke commercial, where you had a big extended family singing under a christmas tree? It did bring tears out of rocks, and won countless awards.

      It also disn't work. Coke sales kept plumetting after that award-winning ad.
      Well, that was sort of before my time. But I remember the Taco Bell chihuaha(sp) commercials that were popular, but couldn't bring up sales. The producers of the commercials couldn't escape the fact that they were advertising for Taco Bell--and the couldn't work miracles.
    30. Re:Um, how would anything change? by electroniceric · · Score: 2

      But I think ads work most for products that are truly distinguishable, since such ads actually convey information. For products that are essentially fungible -- corn flakes, for example -- ads can't just provide the info that makes them superior, because there isn't any. Such ads perforce fall back on deceptive or meaningless content ("Eat GeneriFlakes -- they're cooool"). Those ads, precisely, are the ones that bug people.

      Recall that a substantial portion of a company's released documents are not just trying to influence a particular sale, but trying to build brand identity. A strong brand keeps the customers who bought once coming back, or so the theory goes, and exists precisely to distinguish otherwise mostly indistinguishable products.

      If we're going to get rid of this massive public space for brand creation, companies will want someplace else to engage in it, so it might be a good idea to ask that question instead:
      Where can companies engage in branding and exhortation to sales in a way that's less obtrusive on other things we want to do?

    31. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      Funny thing is Tylenol is less effective than sugar pills on a headache.

      Citation, please? Double-blind studies have long-ago proven that acetaminophen is an effective pain-reliever against placebo. If you have definitive proof to the contrary, I'd be very interested.

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    32. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      What? Medicine is an excellent example *because* cheaper generics that contain *exactly* the same active ingredient exist, *but* people still buy Tylenol in greater quantity because of *advertisements*.

      How did you see it as a bad example?

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    33. Re:Um, how would anything change? by aoeuid · · Score: 2

      Personally, I would compare the ingredients with tylenol to the ingredients with the no-name product beside it, and after realizing its the same damn thing, purchase the cheaper of the two.

    34. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2

      The adds work. We don't really know how, but they do

      You'll find an awful lot of ads aren't just "Here's a new product", it's more that the ads associate a set of "values" (rebelliousness, healthiness, apple-pie patriotism, etc, etc) with the product. The point being that if they match the set of values to the mentality of their target market, then the next time a "target person" walks into a store and sees the product, they'll feel a certain "familiarity" with it.

      You may have walked into a shop looking for something, seen a particular brand, and thought "ah, something in me tells me that's the one to go for...". OK, you don't *quite* think that, but something very similar. It's all the subliminal making-you-trust-the-brand-name-implicitly crap they put into the adverts, which you *can't* ignore, even if you say you pay no attention to them.

      For more info, see Derren Brown's Mind Control site... he's a fantastic hypnotist (I was hypnotised by him, he's astounding), and one of the real experts at NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming). He did a good skit on advertising once, and managed to get the advertisers themselves to do exactly what he wanted by using their own methods back on them...

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    35. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Again, proves very little.

      When I want to order pizza, I'm pretty much forced to get Pizza Hut, even though I hate ordering from a national chain like them. But guess what?

      It's quicker to dig through the ads from sunday's paper, to find the phone number, than it is to remember where we hid the yellow pages.

      How do you know that your "ads" aren't the same thing? An easier way to look you up, than looking in the huge "index" (which would either be the yellow pages, or possibly the internet, either of which requires them to know the exact wording/spelling of company name).

      Even for TV, this could hold true, with someone wanting to call, but having to wait for an ad to write down the 800 number.

      So, the millions and billions that are wasted on TV advertising campaigns might be better spent if only they'd register with the proper indexes in a way that makes you easy to find. Of course, then how could they spread the religion of Corporation A ?

    36. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Paladin128 · · Score: 2

      If companies didn't advertise products that were already out, they would lose mind share and brand recognition. If you weren't bombarded by advertisemenst of the Whopper, yet McDonald's was bombarding you with ads for the new Ultra-Delux double-meat sandwich, and any new sandwich of the month, You'd eventually forget about Burger King. Even being the steady old standby that everyone loves isn't enough in these media-saturated times.

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    37. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Double-blind studies have long-ago proven that acetaminophen

      Please cite one. Was it funded by the makers of Tylenol? Did it work better than anything else that lowered your body temp?

      I'm just basing this on what every doctor has told me the last 5 years, and the experience of myself and everyone I know. Most studies are so badly conducted as to be worthless, I personally think if any exemption to the free speach should be made it should be a ban against studies conducted by people who think a "statistics" class is a math course.

      How's that for a "Troll" ? :)

    38. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Manitcor · · Score: 2

      It may not work on millions of people but with a US market of 270+ million and a world wide market of 6+ billion a 10% group who completly ignores advertising wont hurt these companies.

      This is one of the reasons I think the PVR argument is stupid. If I remember right there was an artice on Wired (Im too lazy to look it up) that estimated PVR users consitute about 1-2% of the total market. This isnt going to kill TV, so long as that number does not grwo substansially.

      Marketers and Studios have some tiem to figure out how to change thier models should this kind of device increase in popularity.

      They are only trying to kill it beacuse its easier to kill while its small than to have to draft up a long term plan of how to change the entire market.

      In reality it will be some time before we even see if the PVR market is going to take off or not. Though it does look very promising.

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    39. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Manitcor · · Score: 2

      must be time for some caffiene becasue my spelling is horrible.

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    40. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      How does it prove your point?

      It proves that companies tend to forget, ignore, or do a halfass job of listing themselves in whatever the appropriate directory or index is. It possibly says that the indexes to date are less effective than they should be.

      It doesn't say that advertisement should A) exist, B) is a good thing everybody wants, or C) is something that couldn't be replaced with something much more effective that would cease to nauseate the general public.

      That companies spend billions on advverrtising, when they could just list themselves in a directory properly... or that commercials could disappear, and as long as no one snitched, corporate executives could go one cluelessly never knowing and never caring... that point is even stronger.

      Oh, and Pizza Hut wouldn't lose a sale. Papa John's in my area ignores their online orders, and makes me wait on hold for 30 minutes. And the locals all make pizza that looks like a dog puked it up. Pizza Hut is crap for pizza, but better than the rest in small ways. Making me look it up in the yellow pages would have annoyed me only slightly more, but wouldn't necessarily be their fault. It's an example of a shitty index... phone companies should have been distributing these things on floppy or CD for years. They must enjoy deforestation, is all I can figure.

      And if the index is shitty, well, that may not directly be the companies fault, but I'm sure they could have either leaned on the phoneco's to make a better index, or collaborated and built their own. Hell, that would be providing a service to customers though, something they don't do... numerous talking heads and non-existent studies prove that profits from ass-raping customers are almost triple those of treating them properly and giving them something of value for their money.

    41. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      I don't drink Pepsi or Coke. And just so I can assure you I'm not sidestepping your example and pealizing you for not psychically knowing a good one... I can't think of any other example that might help make your case.

      Shoes? Cars? Fast food? :( There aren't any where advertisement has had much noticeable effect on me.

      I think I might have been affected more by them as a kid, but I've grown up. And if I was affected then, I'm slightly ashamed of it.

      But to answer the original argument. Left to their own devices, people will search for things they need, and find them in things that are arguably non-advertisement. Finding an article about something they have needed for awhile, but no one bothered to make, a magazine review. Hearing from a friend, doing a search on the net. Stumbling across the storefront, and going "gee, when did they open this store" or "wow, look at that on the shelf!".

      And if it is because they see an ad, and bought it 1 day earlier than they would if they'd had a chance to discover it, can the ad take credit? Most business that are healthy could care less if it takes an extra day or week to make that sale.

      So.. who is jumping to conclusions?

    42. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      Please cite one.
      How about four? These four were easy to find. There are lots more.

      Here's one for migraine sufferers.

      And one in combination with morphine

      How about one for cold-induced pain?

      And this one for post-operative pain.

      In short, any doctors that have been telling you that acetaminophen is no more effective than placebo have been giving you false information. It is a very effective analgesic for mild to moderate pain. I know from my own experience that my patients often receive very good pain relief from plain old Tylenol, sometimes when other pain medications have failed.

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    43. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      In short, any doctors that have been telling you that acetaminophen is no more effective than placebo have been giving you false information.

      Ok, you win. But I could see why I got the impression that it didn't work. The "migrane sufferers" study didn't include anyone with a serious headache. And, even so it was only eliminated a little over 50% of minor headaches after two hours, compared with 30% doing nothing. My doctors may have colored their, "it may work for lowering a temperature" because they knew 3 Excedrin didn't do much for me, and I'm pretty sure my current doctor hasn't seen just acetaminophen work for anyone(Excedin has asprin + caffeine + acetominophen, the first can help individually in my experience). And I may have overinterpreted that because I've been getting my friends for years to try something else when Tylenol didn't work.

      The cold-induced pain one doesn't have enough participants. The morphine one does say it slightly decreases pain, but the main reason for using it seems to be that it prevents overdosing. The post-operative and migrane ones are the strongest ones, but I couldn't read the paper to see how solid they were. "Statistically significant" doesn't say much, studies of 14 ppl doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the medical establishment.

      Do you know of any papers comparing the effectiveness of asprin, ibuprofin and acetaminophen?

    44. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      Most doctors with office practices don't keep their patients around long enough to see the immediate effects of their medications. Being an emergency physician, I have the benefit of usually monitoring my patients for a few hours to judge response. The migraine study didn't exclude "serious headaches." It excluded specifically those with "debilitating" headaches, i.e. those that are so bad that simply walking around is unbearable, who cannot even stand standard level room lights, who have unremitting vomiting, etc. And I agree, for those patients Tylenol alone simply isn't adequate. For many others, it may be enough.

      I wouldn't expect Tylenol alone to resolve migraine headaches, but in 11% in the study it was enough to do the job. Personally, I never treat migraines with Tylenol alone, but it serves as a useful adjunct. Tylenol is always one of the drugs I use for migraine sufferers.

      Re: the study of 14 people. To reach statistical significance with that small a study you have to get an amazing response to the medication. It may actually speak to the drug's benefit. I agree that it's not a particularly impressive study, though.

      I don't know of any studies off-hand re: ordinary otc analgesics, but I'm sure there are plenty. Since they all have different mechanisms of action, they have varying effectiveness depending on the type of pain. The most dramatic example I can think of is pain from kidney stones. Due to its particular mechanism, cyclooxygenase-inhibiting NSAIDS such as ibuprofen (and ketorolac in particular) are far more effective than opioid medications (morphine, demerol, etc.). I've had patients to whom I gave massive doses of morphine (enough to put large animals to sleep), which only served to make them drowsy, but did nothing for their pain. One dose of ketorolac, and the pain was gone in 15 minutes, and they were heading for the door happy as a clam.

      So, studies about effectiveness about pain-relievers depends greatly upon exactly what kind of pain you're studying.

      And as far as drug company evil-intents goes, I think it's much less of a risk with Tylenol. Though it's widely used, it's patent is also expired, and the margins on acetaminophen can't be very high. Instead, I would be looking at the drug companies hawking newer expensive pain medications who try to downplay the effectiveness of the old standards.

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  2. Re:I got one... by soupforare · · Score: 3, Funny

    [PA]
    Aren't there bears "outside?"
    [/PA]

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  3. Re:I got one... by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about this one:

    What about not thinking yourself better than others because you don't choose to partake of a particular form of entertainment they might enjoy?

    You smug, self-important assclown.

  4. We already do pay for TV without commercials by ct.smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PBS, digital movie channels, HBO, etc...
    We pay a premium for these already because they braodcast with few or no channels. This is a non-issue sort of question because the niche for non-commercial TV is already filled and doing fine.

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    1. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Informative

      We pay a premium for these already because they braodcast with few or no channels.

      What? Few or no channels? I think you mean few or no commercials, and I agree. Pay tv is the way to go, 99% of 'network tv' sucks ass and there's nothing worth watching. I'll take a handful of cable channels with no ads over 100 free channels any day. Obviously Tivo owners agree.

      I think Springsteen said it best "57 channels and nothin' on".

    2. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      The best thing about Premium TV, Its fucking UNCENSORED. Try to watch any movie on normal tv, its chopped, and dubbed. Not saying sex/language/violence makes a movie, but dont protect me, I want sex/language/violence. :)

      BTW, I didnt think I would like the V-Chip, thought people would use it to control what I watch. I use it on my kids to block out most of the Premium channels. They get the kid channels and they are perfectly happy. They dont need to be watching Oz or Sapranos yet.

      Also, if you live in Washington State, we just built a new stadium for the Seattle SeaHawks. Since they didnt sell as many season tickets, they are yanking all games but ONE from tv. Half the state is over 4 hours away, they wont drive 8 hours total to see a game, but you still pay the taxes. (And still pay off the old stadium thats been torn down...)

    3. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "PBS, digital movie channels, HBO, etc... We pay a premium for these already because they braodcast with few or no channels. This is a non-issue sort of question because the niche for non-commercial TV is already filled and doing fine."

      Speaking of paying a premium, how about this strategy: Would you pay one cent to skip a commercial?

      Have an account linked to the PVR and subtract 1 cent each time an ad is skipped.

      Of course, having an account implies a link to a credit card and a unique identifier. This allows for some detailed profiling.

      There should be an option to turn profiling on and off, with various benefits to the user if they turn it on (because the profiling is valuable marketing information.)

      When profiling is turned off:
      Skip an advert: subtract 1 cent from your account
      Don't skip an advert: do nothing to your account

      When profiling is enabled:
      Skip an advert: subtract 1 cent from your account
      Don't skip an advert: plus 1 cent to your account.

      The people with profiling turned on would have some interesting powers too. For example, if the profiling revealed that 90% of people are willing to pay 1c to skip the Mazda Zoom-Zoom kid ad, that #%)*&#% 'Buck-a-day' or similar computer sale ads, the Dell Kid ads, etc, you would essentially be telling the advertisers to change their tune.

    4. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 2

      Hah... in my town they fucked us over by yanking analog HBO and forcing you to upgrade to digital cable if you want it. Extortion, really, but I couldn't resist --- I can't go a weekend w/o seeing The Sopranos and/or Sarah Jessica Parker's bony ass. Plus, more channels! :)

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    5. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Matthaeus · · Score: 2

      So you pay to skip the ad even after you've watched it once already? The current tv/vcr model allows you to skip any ads you want, once you're done recording the show. Not that I'm saying it would be viable to do things this way, but I don't think John Public would be willing to pay a penny each time they skipped the same ad at the same place in the same program.

    6. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by rw2 · · Score: 2

      So you pay to skip the ad even after you've watched it once already?

      Yes.

      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.

    7. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by jcoy42 · · Score: 2
      Would you pay one cent to skip a commercial?

      I thought about this, and I don't know if I would. Maybe. I have a PVR, and I usually watch the commercials. Too lazy to fast forward.

      But if I get a penny for watching the commercials, I'm going to press play without even watching the crap. I'll find the most ad-intensive programs out there and watch them again and again (with the TV off). I'll probably write some computer program to handle the IR rewind to watch commercials again and again.

      Hell, I should be able to gross at *least* 1k per day . That's quit the day job cash.

      So I certainly like your idea. I'm sure I'd make an interesting profile for them to analyze.
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    8. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Aliks · · Score: 2

      The business models for the BBC in the UK and the commercial channels in the States both rely on the fact that virtually everyone has no choice in the matter. In either system, if it was easy to opt out, then people would do so en masse and the revenue stream would collapse.

      SO what if commercial TV does collapse in a mass opt-out? Is that so bad? There is a difference between people working in TV "just to make a living" and people who really want to be part of the entertainment business. I don't want to part with my cash simply to keep people in employment, but if they offer me entertainment I want, then fine if the price is right.

      There may well be some good things in the current system for some people, ie local and specialist content that would be unlikely to find airtime without commercials or subsidies, but there may well be no business model that keeps these folk alive.

      In the UK, the railway boom of the 19th century was largely funded by the increase in property prices around the stations that were built. The railway companies could buy up land knowing it would shoot up in value later. In fact lots of smaller branch lines were built on the expectation of such profits, and lots of them went bust. Roll forward 50 years and the big profits were gone just at the time that large scale maintenance was required. There was no certainly no business model that could squeeze profits out of the local lines, no matter how important they were to local communities. Eventually the government stepped in but even the government couldn't stomach the cost and in the 1960s there were wholesale line closures.

      People complained bitterly, but in the end just had to change their expectations and lifestyle.

      Advertisers will certainly find new ways to get product publicity, local and specialist content will probably find a market. Live performance will ALWAYS be popular.

      In the end it always comes down to selling what people want at the right price, anything on top is a temporary bonus.

    9. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by wdr1 · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      And last I heard, HBO alone made more money than the three networks combined.

      Which isn't surprising. I pretty much only use my Tivo on HBO. HBO, with the Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Oz, etc. are pretty much the only reason I ever watch TV.

      -Bill

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    10. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by reallocate · · Score: 2

      If the programming was any good, I'd put up with commercials. Problem is, it's almost all rubbish, on every network and channel.

      Remember, too, even if you only watch a single HBO channel, you have to pay a cable/satellite company to deliver that channel and dozens others to you.

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    11. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by ffatTony · · Score: 2

      In my humble opinion, HBO is not something to emulate. They've replaced regular commercials (which is good) with more repetitive, mind numbing ads for their own show (which is terrible). If HBO sold a tv-guide like periodical and played all shows/movies back to back I'd love it. I don't need to be reminded what is on later than day 400 times while waiting for the one movie I want to see to start.

    12. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by ssheth · · Score: 2

      I imagine that could be handled with some max amount that can be charged/credited to your account on a daily basis ... something like 50 ads a day.

      Also, perhaps implement a model where if an ad is shown more than once, each time it is shown again, there is an increasing charge to the advertiser ... that will keep the ad mix "more entertaining".

    13. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by eldurbarn · · Score: 2
      Skip an advert: subtract 1 cent from your account


      Cool! Make a fortune for your network by airing bad commercials!

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    14. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Also, if you live in Washington State, we just built a new stadium for the Seattle SeaHawks. Since they didnt sell as many season tickets, they are yanking all games but ONE from tv. Half the state is over 4 hours away, they wont drive 8 hours total to see a game, but you still pay the taxes. (And still pay off the old stadium thats been torn down...)
      Boy are people in Washington State a bunch of suckers. suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!!
    15. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      That sucks. I always thought the NFL itself (not the teams) had the rights to the broadcasts of games, but I guess the Seahawks found a way around that.

    16. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by cpeterso · · Score: 2


      I would just leave my TV on 24/7. Make money FAST while you sleep! ;-)

    17. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Okay, so ... 50 ads a day, times a penny, 50 cents a day, times 30 days in a month, 15 bucks a month for commercial free programming. Why not just pay the $15 and forget about the marketing dorks?

    18. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by deblau · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The people with profiling turned on would have some interesting powers too. For example, if the profiling revealed that 90% of people are willing to pay 1c to skip the Mazda Zoom-Zoom kid ad, that #%)*&#% 'Buck-a-day' or similar computer sale ads, the Dell Kid ads, etc, you would essentially be telling the advertisers to change their tune.
      Um no, you'd be encouraging them to do exactly the opposite. They'd feed you so many filthy ads that you'd pay to skip every ad they threw at you. Multiply by 100 million households. The advertisers could make more money from people skipping their ads than they could from companies buying the ads in the first place! Great strategy...
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    19. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by maraist · · Score: 2

      The HBO series (if you can get it) costs the prices of 3 rentels a month, and you get a selection of much more than that. Plus I've personally loved their programming of Spawn, Sex & the City, Sapranos (haven't seen yet, but it's critically(sp?) aclaimed), 6 feet under, and various other network-like specials that I do tend to enjoy (even though they have an obvious lower-budget feel).

      The best part is that only one person in a group of friends really needs to get it (I only ever personally got it once several years ago during a promotion).

      Through the use of digital VCR's (mostly computers) and broad-band, it's entirely possible to share among your friends entire libraries.

      Further, the digital versions can come with component-video and Digital Dolby surround; something the networks are no where near ready for (the movies they play are generally too old to have the cinematic experience; especially coupled with commercials; who cares about The Tonight Show in HDTV).

      Personally I hate sports, but that's available too.

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    20. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2

      "If you wanted NBC commercial free, you'd have to pay a lot more than $10/month."

      Yeah, and you can blame the casts of Friends and Seinfeld for that...$1 million per actor per episode? Fsck, even the baseball players aren't that greedy!

      The sad part is that even if I don't watch Friends, I'm still paying for it indirectly when I go shopping and happen to buy something from their sponsors...yet people here complain about compulsory BBC fees. I'd kill for the BBC in the states. The one "BBC America" channel I get has commercials and not all of the stuff that I got spoiled on when I visited the UK.

    21. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by rw2 · · Score: 2

      That's mine. Quote it at your own peril. :-)

  5. Just don't watch it... by bbtom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't. And I haven't found my life in any way worse off. In many ways, I have found life without TV a big improvement, in that I can now think.

    www.tvturnoff.org is a good place to start if your interested in unplugging from the Plug in Drug.

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    1. Re:Just don't watch it... by Micah · · Score: 2

      So if you only read half as much as you watch television, you'd probably be looking at 15 books a month, or $135.

      dOOd, that's what your local library is for!

    2. Re:Just don't watch it... by Micah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      AAAAAAAA freeking MEN!!!!

      I used to watch some TV while living at my parents' place -- Peter Jennings, local news with Paul Linman (of exploding whale fame) and Steve Dunn, and then Jeopardy. Now I'm in my own apartment. I have a small TV and a tuner card, but reception is crap so I don't even watch that anymore. I've found that it's FAR quicker to read the news I'm interested in on the Internet than listen to those guys blather about things I'm not interested in, not to mention the commercials. I do miss Jeopardy a little, but can live without it.

      Those things aren't worth $9.99/month for basic cable. I do kind of wish I had regular cable for FOX News and the Travel Channel. But $40/month for that is OUTRAGEOUS. No thanks, at least not until I have a roommate and/or more of an income.

      $45/month, OTOH, for cable Internet is a no-brainer. :)

    3. Re:Just don't watch it... by nathanh · · Score: 2
      I don't. And I haven't found my life in any way worse off. In many ways, I have found life without TV a big improvement, in that I can now think.

      www.tvturnoff.org is a good place to start if your interested in unplugging from the Plug in Drug.

      I saw a recent comment to the effect that "once-were-TV-watchers" are so proud that they've turned the TV off. It's as if they think it's a huge achievement that puts them above the common man.

      I don't see the sense, myself. It's like being proud of no longer reading books, or no longer listening to music, or no longer going out to restaurants or movies. I like watching movies or BackBerner or John Saffron's Musical Jamboree on the TV. Why should I stop?

    4. Re:Just don't watch it... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      If I was addicted to something, I might be a bit smug if I managed to conquer that addiction. For some people, it is a great achievement.

      I personally am proud of the fact I no longer overeat and that I exercise regularly. I've had overweight people interpret this pride as smugness (I'm not saying I brag to their faces, but it has happened).

      Not that I am saying that you are a drooling, tv-addicted drone that can't stand those self-righteous, cocky no-tv watchers ;)

      I don't watch tv myself. But I spend around 15 hours per week playing video games. When I tell people that, I get the wierdest looks. Yet many people easily spend twice that watching tv - some of these people have even said I am addicted.

      What do they know, I can quit anytime!

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    5. Re:Just don't watch it... by cheinonen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you're addicted to TV, then maybe watching less of it is a good step, but turning it off isn't going to instantly make my life better, is it? If I spend that time reading Slashdot and browsing the web for news I would have seen on TV, have I really changed my life at all? I doubt your average TV watcher is suddenly going to start reading great stuff and become a new person?


      I spent a nice weekend out of town a month ago, and didn't see a computer or television the whole time. Was I a better person because I spent my time browsing record stores and sitting in bars with people? Not really. TV is entertaining, and I'll be damned if you're going to get me to give mine up with football season starting.

    6. Re:Just don't watch it... by gabec · · Score: 2
      I'm with you on that one. I have a television but I don't have cable or anything. Occasionally I'll rent a movie and watch it, but it's pretty much just used to hold down the table and hold up my vcr. ;)

      Sometimes I'll hear about an interesting show like Enterprise or Monk (which turned out to be lame, unfortunately, from what I saw of it) and sometimes I'll see it at a friend's house but otherwise I love not having the option of watching TV. I find that I'm *so* much more productive. Admittedly every minute that I would have watched TV I spend surfing the internet but that's generally much more intellectually stimulating anyway. I read ZDNet, CNet, CNN, Sci Fi Wire, /. (obviously), etc. and since I'm on the computer anyway I end up working on my pet computer programming projects too. Pretty cool. And what did I miss out on? Re-runs of McGuyver and some show about a snooty bitch stabbing vampires. (ok, the joke about buffy is totally unfounded, I admit. but that's beside the point.) ;)

    7. Re:Just don't watch it... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

      I find the only thing I watch is cspan anymore, I'll be damned if anyones going to tell me I'm worse for it.

      Watching MTV might lead to the creation of the next white rapper, but I'm prety sure that watching congressional pannels is safe for the mind.

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  6. In show ads by essdodson · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're starting to see these now and they range from something like having the actors do something like their laundry and the show shrinks onscreen to display an advertisement for a particular brand of laundry detergent. This was recently tested and had great results. I'm sure you'll see more of this. We'll also probably see much more branding in the actual shows as well. Something like all the characters wearing one brand of clothing.

    I think this may provide some hope, but I think without traditional commercials they'll be in a tough spot to make ends meet.

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    1. Re:In show ads by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      If you've ever watched soccer on TV, you'll realize that it is commercial free for each 45 minute half. To make up for the revenue lost, about every five minutes the announcer says "this segment of the game is brought to you commercial free by Visa. Visa: it's everywhere you want to be." Then the Visa logo is displayed in the corner of the screen until the next segment comes along.

    2. Re:In show ads by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Huh? How does that qualify as commercial-free? And what about the logos on the shirts, on the boards along the sidelines, and projected next to the goals using CGI by the television companies?

      I guess my standards are somewhat higher than Visa's. But then, I'd prefer to go back to the days when sport wasn't a business. :(

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    3. Re:In show ads by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      I meant commercial free as in free of 30 second commercials. As long as it doesn't interrupt the game, I'm okay.

  7. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by peterpi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Human brains tend to veg out when the damn things come on"

    It's the same for weather forcasts. It's quite funny to ask somebody who has just seen the weather forcast what the weather is going to be like tommorow.

    It really makes you see how sedated you are when you're watching telly.

  8. Some Business Models Still Work by mikeplokta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I pay my TV license fee, I get BBC 1, BBC 2, BBC 3, BBC 4, CBBC, BBC News 24, BBC Parliament, six national radio stations and a nationwide chain of regional stations. Since none of them carry advertisements, I don't think they'll be much affected by ad-stripping technologies.

    It works for me.

    1. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by bbtom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is good - BBC produce some of the finest content out there, and I'm more than willing to pay the tax (actually, I don't have too... seeing as my house has a resident that is over seventy five).

      BBC == darn good!

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    2. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by DozePih · · Score: 2

      Don't think it's a British idea. Most europeean countries have some sort of TV tax.

    3. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by cliveholloway · · Score: 2
      *sigh*, ok, i'll bite...

      And these channels are .... government supported.


      No, funded directly by taxation, and by exporting shows. That is a business model. The BBC also buys in shows from outside production companies and imports some of the better stuff from the US (Makcolm... :).

      To assume that a business model can only be applied to a privately owned company is particularly narrow-minded.

      .02

      cLive ;-)

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    4. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to agree - I used to find it a little annoying that I had to pay the TV tax for a couple of channels no matter whether I watched them or not. But recently I've worked out that the BBC channels are pretty good value for money.

      It works out that you pay just over 10 quid a month for the BBC, with zero adverts and mostly original programming. Contrast this with Sky which is almost 100% repeats, and 30% adverts (there's roughly 5 minutes of adverts every 10-12 minutes it seems) for the same price.

      Plus, unless it's a mere coincidence, most of the satelite channels switch to adverts within seconds of each other, probably to stop channel switching, but I always flip to one of the BBC channels when the ads start for 5 minutes while they're on.

      If the beeb can make it pay with no ads, why can't the other satelite channels?

    5. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 5, Funny

      What the hell? You're the same guy who was bragging about not watching any TV in a 5-rated comment in this same story. What's the deal?

    6. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      It works out that you pay just over 10 quid a month for the BBC, with zero adverts and mostly original programming. Contrast this with Sky which is almost 100% repeats, and 30% adverts (there's roughly 5 minutes of adverts every 10-12 minutes it seems) for the same price.

      Yep, and you're forgetting all the other stuff they do as well. For instance, BBC Online (big enough to require peering agreements with major ISPs), all their live events for instance the Radio 1 One Big Sundays, their whole educational thing. They do a LOT of stuff, and a truckload more behind the scenes that we never see. For instance, they did some of the research for digital TV.

    7. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

      Contrast this with Sky which is almost 100% repeats, and 30% adverts (there's roughly 5 minutes of adverts every 10-12 minutes it seems) for the same price.

      Coupled with the fact that Sky charges me a subscription nearly equal to be BBC licence fee and forces ~22-24 mins of Adverts an Hour on me really pisses me off as well. If it was not for the sci-fi I would can my subscription.

      Then all the profits go to Rupert Murdock who refuses to pay his TAX bill, I really wish I had another choice, well I say roll on Content on Demand.

      unless it's a mere coincidence, most of the satelite channels switch to adverts within seconds of each other, probably to stop channel switching, but I always flip to one of the BBC channels when the ads start for 5 minutes while they're on.

      Noticed that as well, and I usually switch to BBC News 24.

  9. Here's a Solution by NedatEU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever watch Soccer on TV.. they have no commericals, just sponsered commerical free times that has their logo at the top of the screen next to the score.. why havn't ad companies thought of doing that for tv shows.. just have the logo of the sponsered commerical free time at the bottom corner somewhere and like before the show starts advertise that this show was brought to you commercial free by BLAH BLAH BLAH... and have the whole ad there where they say like "Obey your thrist, drink spite" and have the sprite logo in a corner thru out the entire epsiode of the show.. if it works for Soccer I don't see why it wouldn't work for other programs.. or atleast other sports..

    1. Re:Here's a Solution by Sancho · · Score: 2

      People would probably hate this as it takes up space that could be used for the show. As it is, I refuse to watch stations with huge and sometimes loud station logos in the corner of the screen. Not too long ago I watched E! for a story on a movie I was interested in (I don't remember what the movie was) and every 3-5 minutes a loud smacking sound could be heard and the Anna Nicole logo at the bottom of the screen would kiss the screen. The logo itself took up about 1/9th of the screen, and the added sound effects were too much. I turned it off, and haven't watched E! since.

  10. Video On Demand by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Informative

    The magical "any day now" video on demand is here. On ATT Broadband in Atlanta I now have a certain selection of movies that are on VOD. It is $2.99 for an older movie and $3.99 for a newer one I believe. The coolest thing is that you can fast forward, rewind, pause, and stop and save for viewing later.

    I believe TV shows can fall under the same model. Maybe the first show (the pilot) is free and each show afterwards is some cost. The cable companies can of course run package deals and such (50 shows a month for X dollars) and the cost may be pretty low if many people watch.

    Interestingly, this model bypasses both TiVo's and commercial television's revenue models.

    Brian Ellenberger

    1. Re:Video On Demand by Kraft · · Score: 2

      Maybe the first show (the pilot) is free and each show afterwards is some cost.

      Or the first 10 mins are free and then the scrambler sets in, if you don't insert coin.

      For those of us who don't have PVRs, something occured to me. If I'm really into a show, I may want to pay for the commercials not to come up. Interrupt the show with a "Do you want to pay $0,01 now or endure these commercials"-message.

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    2. Re:Video On Demand by scotch · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      The only thing you got wrong is thinking "Friends" ever got any better. One of the most unoriginal, trite, predictable shows ever to make it so big.

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    3. Re:Video On Demand by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What they need is a gigantic digital library of every TV show and movie ever made, with new shows and movies added when they become available, with a charge of 50 cents per hour of programming downloaded from the library. With so much programming available for a reasonable price, no one would ever bother to record or 'pirate' anything, and you could watch what you want when you want. It would need a powerful search/navigation system.

    4. Re:Video On Demand by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Heh... glad to see I'm not the only person with that opinion!! But I'd say the same about most sitcoms, not to mention a broad swath of other genres' offerings.

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    5. Re:Video On Demand by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that... people would now pirate more than ever since they can just pay the 50 cents for their hour and record what they actually want to watch over and over again... I certainly wouldn't pay every time I want to watch a rerun of a good episode of Star Trek that I have recorded.

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    6. Re:Video On Demand by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that... people would now pirate more than ever since they can just pay the 50 cents for their hour and record what they actually want to watch over and over again... I certainly wouldn't pay every time I want to watch a rerun of a good episode of Star Trek that I have recorded.

      That wouldn't be considered piracy since it's legal to record shows off the air for your own private use now. But, for 50 cents, is it really worth the bother of storing it yourself?

    7. Re:Video On Demand by mosch · · Score: 2
      congratulations on redefining the term 'cheap bastard'

      you'll probably whine and complain that you don't know why directv disconnected you when they realize that you're actually doing that. if you want the movie channels, pay for them, you cheap-ass motherfucker.

      at the very least, i'd suggest that they should update the DirecTiVo code such that when you unsubscribe to a channel, that all programming from that channel gets deleted.

    8. Re:Video On Demand by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

      That wouldn't be considered piracy since it's legal to record shows off the air for your own private use now. But, for 50 cents, is it really worth the bother of storing it yourself?

      Especially when you think of the media cost and shelf space, it hardly seems worth the bother. I've already use this VOD service and have stopped worring about recording Movies. I just hire them for 2-3UKP when I want to watch them.

      There is also another advantage for geeks using Content on Demand services, I seem to have more free time, from being able to beter organise me time. I not wasting time waiting for something to come on, or filling a gap between two programmes.

  11. Cut out the middlemen... by Ooblek · · Score: 2
    Cut out the local cable companies, which already charge around $40.00 a month or more for access to the TV. I can't think of anything else I pay for directly that also forces me to watch their adverts. (Don't count the net, because there is plenty to do that is free and doesn't require ads, not to mention blocking software.)

    If each channel encrypted their signal and got a licensing fee from each local provider based on each subscriber the had enabled to receive their signals, then they would be making money. The real problem about this way of making money is that it would actually give the networks a concrete metric of how many people are actually using their service. The high-paid news anchors, Nielson, and high residuals to voice and screen actors would go away. There are a lot of side-industries that don't want to see this happen.

    Now that we are in the "information age," it is possible that the interests of the general public have changed. I personally don't find a lot of stuff on TV very interesting, so I don't have cable. This may be because of the increased amount and length of ads, or the lack of content networks can air now. (Yeah, we can't offend these religious idiots, so we have to make everyone else suffer.)

    Maybe TV won't be around that much longer. Who knows.

  12. Survivor Anyone? by Tranvisor · · Score: 2

    Product Placement is already huge. Anybody remember when the kiddies on survivor who were f'in starving did this big challenge and won wonderfully nutrious Mountain Dew and Doritos?

    As for commercials, I don't see them going anywhere soon. When TV goes digital, there will prolly be a new encryption or something or other that makes them unskippable to the general public. The general public, having never bought a TiVo in the first place won't notice any changes and it will return to buisness as usual.

    1. Re:Survivor Anyone? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      When TV goes digital, there will prolly be a new encryption or something or other that makes them unskippable to the general public

      Call me a philistine but if it is a choice between high definition and my PVR I will keep my PVR. I would much rather watch commercial free TV than high definition TV with commercials.

      I pay $55 a month for my satelite TV, which is already digital so the only thing HDTV would give me is slightly higher resolution.

      The only content for which High Definition is relevant is the type of content I would watch on DVD or HBO anyway. I really don't care if CNN or CNBC is high definition, I pretty much only listen anyway. And even for BBC America digital is irrelevant because much of the good stuff was done 20 odd years ago.

      Fact is that HDTV has been plugged for ten years now and has minimal presence. You can't buy a real HDTV in most stores and the HDTV 'ready' TVs are often just a standard analog TV with a different aspect ratio. PVRs on the other hand have been around for only a few years and are already ubiquitous.

      The way I look at it, people will always opt for a major functional improvement over a minor aesthetic improvement. People didn't move to CD because the sound was better, they really moved because vinyl records were bulky, scratched easily and could not be played in a car.

      general public, having never bought a TiVo in the first place won't notice any changes and it will return to buisness as usual.

      The general public is not the early adopter market for technology. And the fact is that analog TV is going to be with us for at least another 20 years, regardless of what fantasies Congress concocts for their budget forecasts (selling off the analog bandwidth in 2006 is planned to partially offset Bush's tax cut for the mega mega rich). OK so I have bought 3 TVs over the past 6 years, an average of one TV every two years, but that is not because I only expect my TV to last 2 years, it is because I have a large house and I want to be able to watch TV in several rooms. I expect my Vega to have at least 10 years of useful life, Congress or no Congress.

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  13. I seem to recall... by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    That Cable TV was supposed to end all commercials once and for all. And while we're on the subject, do commercials before the main feature at the movies piss off anyone else? $8 for a movie and commercials too. God that pisses me off. The logical next step on that front is to play the commercials during the movie.

    Anyway, I'd be willing to tolerate commercials for things I'm interested in. That'd be computer hardware (But no Dell, Gateway or AOL commercials) and never EVER under any circumstances Old Navy commercials or commercials for feminine hygene products. The PVR is the perfect platform for launching such endeavors. Just keep a cache of commercials that fit the profile and play them during the commercial breaks. PVRs such as replay TV could probably also replace commercials with their own (if they wanted to get sued again...)

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    1. Re:I seem to recall... by koreth · · Score: 2
      And while we're on the subject, do commercials before the main feature at the movies piss off anyone else? $8 for a movie and commercials too.

      $8? In my dreams! It's $9.50 here. I've worked out a system for the times I go to the local commercial-laden movie house with a group of more than two or three friends. One of us gets to be the sacrificial lamb; he or she goes in and waits through the commercials while the rest stand just outside the theater doors in a clump. When the ads are over, a quick cellphone call lets the outside group know, and they come in. (Obviously we all turn off our cellphones after that call!) Luckily there's a minute-long "and now, our feature presentation" animation that plays just before the movie, so the rest of the group is seated before the show actually starts.

      Not really practical if you're by yourself or just going out with one friend, though, unless that friend enjoys hanging out alone in the lobby.

  14. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by PDHoss · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    It's the same with people looking at their watch. Ask someone who checked their watch what time it is, and see how many have to check again.

    It's a matter of getting from the medium what you need. In the case of your watch, it's usually "how long until the next thing I have to do?" Most people don't need the information provided by commercials so that information is quietly discarded. PDHoss
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  15. Pay-Per-Channel by man_ls · · Score: 2

    Paying by-channel would be a lot more convinent than paying for the whole service.

    I'd pay, say, $20 a month for basic cable (which is $34.99/month) which would give me, say, the TV Guide channel, CNN, the Weather channel, and all the public access channels (PAX, C-Span, C-Span 2)

    Beyond that, I'd be willing to pay $2/month for additional channels. Fox, UPN, FX, MTV, MTV2, ABC, NBC, and CBS. That's $20 + $16 = $36 right there. So it's a big more expensive.

    Then, if I wanted to watch something else I wasn't subscribed to, charge $0.10 an hour to watch that channel on top of the regular subscription rate. That'd add up to $6 a month for 2 hours/day. THIS is where the distributers would make their money -- people who don't subscribe to channels, but want to watch say an hour a day of a channel they're not subscribed to.

    People would click the "accept charges" button, switch off to another network...it'd be maybe $0.20 to $0.50 a day...but even at that amount, if you watch 2 shows you're not subscribed to 10 times in a month (easily doable) you've got a monthly channel subscription right there.

    Not only would this model allow you to customize your cable service to the degree you wanted, because you're paying for the content above the basic service, they could show it with less adds, or perhaps allow targeted adds for a %10 reduction in your monthly fee.

    If the local cable company (Adelphia) adopted this method, I would definately switch to it. Simply because I, personally, would end up paying a lot less monthly than already...about $25 instead of $35.

  16. Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've often seen comments from Americans about how stupid it is us Brits have to pay for a TV licence to watch television. Well, that licence funds the BBC, and there are no ads on the BBC channels (apart from advertising the BBC itself). Something to ponder perhaps?

    1. Re:Its funny... by DragonMagic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apart from shows like Monk on ABC and on the USA Network, and CSI, really, why should we pay for the crap on US television?

      If I had to pay $150/yr. and see another stupid UPN/Fox comedy show that was just a bunch of in-jokes or racial put-downs, or another prettier-than-anyone NBC comedy, then I'd demand my money back.

      However, an entire network showing nothing but L&Os, I'd pay for that, indeed.

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    2. Re:Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, and even if you think the BBC is stupid and would never watch it, you don't have a choice.

      Fair point, but I don't know anyone who owns a TV and doesn't watch BBC at least some of the time. Even those who own cable or satelite. I've never yet met anyone who complains about the license either.

    3. Re:Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 2

      BB was on Channel 4. But nice try.. .;)

    4. Re:Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not directly perhaps. But that money goes to the government, and the government runs the BBC. AFAIK, none of the money received through licenses ever gets to ITV or C4. They are independant broadcasters and they make their money through ads.

    5. Re:Its funny... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Problem is, when the average USian thinks 'BBC', they think depressing stories about Welsh coal miner and comedy that they just don't understand. Or they think it is the same as PBS, which is depressing stories about Pennsylvania coal miners and BBC comedy repeats that they just don't understand.

      What they don't equate pay-per-channel with is HBO, Showtime, etc.

      My problem is that I do pay for tv right now, thanks to Comcast and restrictive HOA covenents. But that's not a big deal. What is a big deal is paying for: FoxNews, CSPAN, Lifetime, etc. etc. etc. All as a package. I want/need about 10 channels. Or maybe 5 channels, and a few ala carte programs.

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    6. Re:Its funny... by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the joys of a socialist system.

      A friend of mine got fined and threatened with court action recently. The reason? She owned a tv (it was sitting in the closet) and didn't pay the government for the right to own one. You think she has a right to do what she wants with the radio waves? No such right exists there..

    7. Re:Its funny... by Gumber · · Score: 2

      One advantage of pay TV is that that only thing TV producers and executives have to worry about is whether they attract a large enough audience of paid subscribers.

      In an advertising supported model, it isn't enough for the TV-types to come up with something that finds an audience, they have to find an audience that the advertizers want to pay for. As a result, there are a lot of shows that get cancelled after the second season even though they may draw more viewers than another show that goes on for 4-5 seasons.

    8. Re:Its funny... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Eh. No. You're right about why it got canned, but... that doesn't make it good television. Perhaps you were entertained by it, but I felt like it had less actual content than even the "watered-down network news."

      Every time I turned on the show, it would be a conversation about an issue that mattered to me, and all five of the participants had would show a serious lack of knowledge of the issues. That's pretty upsetting. Compare that to PBS... I just watched five former Secretaries of Defense have a conversation about current foreign policy. It was polite. They knew exactly what they were talking about. They were not partisan for a second. I learned an incredible amount in the half hour I watched the show. No adverts.

      Dude, skip the network news too. Watch yourself some News Hour with Jim Lehrer.

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    9. Re:Its funny... by Sircus · · Score: 2

      You have the choice not to watch TV broadcasts, under which circumstances you don't need a TV license. I challenge you to find a single person in the UK who both watches TV and has never watched the BBC. I'll happily admit that there probably are some out there, but they're so rare that I'm pretty confident you'll not be able to find one.

      If you give people a choice, they'll not pay the TV license (tax, whatever), which means the BBC has to compete on the same commercial basis as everyone else. Which means they can't afford to take the same risks they do now, they can't afford to produce slightly more esoteric programming, etc. - they have to appeal to the advertisers/subscribers just like everyone else. I'm English but live in Germany - having seen the comparison between the quality of TV in both places, I'd happily pay more than the current license fee to avoid the horror that is German TV (and from what I've seen of US TV, it's worse, not better).

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    10. Re:Its funny... by Rahga · · Score: 2

      That's because many American's don't realize where much of their money goes. Most of us do not realize that PBS is supported in large part by federal funds (through the CPB). This means that ever tax-paying American is supporting a television network that they may or may not watch at all.

      On the upside, my daughter watches Sesame Street, and if I had to get that through a cable subscription, I probably would.

    11. Re:Its funny... by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      And I know lots of people who understand the comedies just fine. It's nice to see humor that isn't based on talking about booty or whatever tripe UPN has lately, or the same crap over and over on the major networks.

      About the only problems I ever have is sometimes they will make reference to someone who may be well known in the UK but who I have no clue. This usually happens when watching some of the older "Are you being served's".

    12. Re:Its funny... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      No, if that is the case, you are not average. Not when it comes to television.

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  17. Re:Great if you're socialist by raygundan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most americans already pay far more than that for TV. This amounts to a little less than a $13/month increase to their cable bills, and despite the perpetual price hikes from the cable companies, people seem to be just paying the extra. I'm sure you'd find some takers.

    I would certainly pay $150 a year to can the commercials. I fail to see how this is socialism-- as I understand it, the British TV license is optional. Don't want to pay? Don't watch the BBC channels.

  18. already happens by jerrytcow · · Score: 2

    "I've heard a few interesting ideas such as:
    * ...ahaving the products show up in the show itself (product placement). For example: Buffy, after killing a vampire, could then slam down a Mountan Dew.


    This already happens. Pay attention during TV shows and movies (which, by the way, we *are* already paying to see) - there are tons of product placement. A few that come to mind: iBooks and iMacs in several prime time shows, and Seinfeld used to have a Klein mountain bike prominently displayed in his apt.

    People aren't watching commercials - they either skip them if they have a TiVo, or switch channels. Stations know this and will have to change the way they advertise. It's been said before, stations are going to start playing ads during the show. Think of how CNN and ESPN have news/scores scrolling across the bottom of the screen during the broadcast - it's only a matter of time before this is used by shows for advertising.

    MLS does this in a less annoying way now. The score in the corner of the screen is usually displayed with coke, nike or some other company's logo.

    1. Re:already happens by mpe · · Score: 2

      This already happens. Pay attention during TV shows and movies (which, by the way, we *are* already paying to see) - there are tons of product placement. A few that come to mind: iBooks and iMacs in several prime time shows, and Seinfeld used to have a Klein mountain bike prominently displayed in his apt.

      The thing is that you can only use product placement for things which are widely available long term. Typically product, brand, supplier/etc recognition.
      If that product or brand ceases to exist it can look silly and just can't handle local advertisments or time sensitive promotions.

  19. Don't need a new business model by gerardrj · · Score: 2

    There will always be some contigent of viewers that don't or can't skip commercials. Some with the ability will watch some of the ads at least some of the time.
    Those without PVRs or VCRs will simply watch the ads or change the channel as they do now.

    I don't see a technology that will universally eliminate the commercials, simply lower their value to the advertisers purchasing that commercial time.

    With lower revenues, stations do not need to change their business model, they simply need to adjust their compensation to employees like executves and the actors. There is no reason that the cast of Friends gets like $2M per year except that the statation/network has the cash to pay it. If the stations have less income they will simply lower the exorbatant saleries of the actors to be more in-line with what is available.

    Lower outlay for advertisements on television will also mean lower product prices, as we the consumers will no longer have to pay a premium for having products pitched at us in commercials that cost $100,000 per half minute.

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  20. Pay your TV Licence! by norite · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here in Britian, we pay a TV licence - about £120 per year. We do NOT get ANY ads on BBC1, BBC2, BBC24, etc. I think paying about £120 per year is a good deal for not having commercials (Not that I can ever remember their content anyway) I spent 6 months in Canada - they had ad breaks every 5/10 minutes or so!! We do have adverts on the commercial terrestrial channels - ITV, Channel 4 & Channel 5. But these do serve a useful purpose - It gives you a chance to get up & grab a beer & sandwich, or make a cup of tea/coffee without missing the program :o)

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    1. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by crush · · Score: 2

      Having spent some years in the UK and Ireland in the late 80's I can say that I found British TV superiour to US/Canadian TV. A recent return visit last year made me feel that the dumbing-down had spread. I remember Channel 4 news with special fondness (it seemed much more substantial than most news shows) and also Horizon (BBC2 ?). I also like British radio, BBC4 especially. That still seems pretty good.

      I'm all for licenses. They make a chance for there to be decent well-funded programming uniterrupted by crap ads every few minutes at inappropriate moments. Perhaps they should lower them and make it point-of-sale with every new receiver though. I remember my housemate getting busted by a TV-detection van. It seemed like bullshit to me...they came to the door and asked him had he got a TV set and he said yes and they asked if he had a license and he said no. Basically his guilty conscience gave him away. Can they really detect the presence of a TV receiving appartus or is it just door to door hoping to catch the weak-minded like my buddy?

  21. Re:I got one... by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny


    Food for thought - I watched *too* much tv. 6 hours a day.

    I threw the bugger our and took up reading crappy scifi and posting on Slashdot. Same 6 hours wasted.

    I've substitued one entertainment for another - and truth be told, I'm not more productive for it. However, I highly recomend to others that they make the switch:

    After the switch, I've notices several good chainges in myself:
    For some reason I don't consume as much goods, I'm less prone to inappropriate emotional outbreaks, and my vocabulary has improved. My spalling has remains attrocious as ever...

    One thing that I won't do, is be a snob about it. I've only substitued one vice for another - I diden't acieve enlightenment or anything.

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  22. Paying for shows by Sancho · · Score: 2

    The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek? Would you prefer pay by the show, subscribe to a show/network or be forced to watch commercials?

    I would gladly pay by the show for the programs I watch, but only if they were commercial and DRM free. However paying by the show would absolutely subvert the point of this article, because the television studios wouldn't want you recording it. And forget about sharing television shows, that would amount to DVD and music piracy (i.e. vehemently gone after and prosecuted, unlike TV shows now[1]).

    No, right now the best solution for the consumer and the producers is the ad in the middle of the show. Clearly it does work to some extent, just getting the name out there. And for those who don't care/don't want to watch the commercials, they can "steal" the content by going to the kitchen/bathroom/whatever until the commercials are over.

    Sancho

    [1] Yes, sites that distribute TV content are still shut down, but not with the force and money that's thrown at the various music and movie sites.

  23. Not a big threat IMHO by Papineau · · Score: 2

    Maybe I'm not in the right neighborhood or I don't know the right people, but none of my friends nor myself own a PVR, so I don't see the automatic skipping of ads as a big threat (for now) to TV stations. Usually, when I watch TV, it's to put my brain in a "don't think too much" mode (except when I watch the news). Ads are just another part of the TV programmation, although one I don't mind missing by going to the toilet or getting a drink.

  24. A little about VBI by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's all kinds of hidden data within your television picture... closed caption data, date/time, interactive guide data,v-chip data, and even URLs. This data is transmitted in the VBI, or the Vertical Blanking Interval, which is (loosly) the unused space between scanlines.

    Much like spam filters, there are a few approaches that can be taken to apply statistical data and pattern recognition to the VBI data, which could then be used to skip commercials automatically. There are a few hobbyists doing this.

    Since time data is also included in the VBI, the TV stations have exact lists of when commercials are to be inserted by their parent networks. This information, if obtained, could be useful when used in conjunction with the time data in the VBI.

    Here's a good place to start reading if you want learn about your VBI... http://www.robson.org/gary/writing/nv-line21.html

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    1. Re:A little about VBI by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Even without a known/consistent set of times for commercials to run (although most shows are cut into predictable length chunks) or an automatic way of detecting transitions, if some people were willing to watch a show and produce an 'edit script' with marks at the commercial break beginnings and ends, you could set up a network to distribute and apply the edit scripts to shows that people had recorded themselves. This way you only transmit a few bytes of script, not a whole program. You'd need a way to time synch the edit script with the recording, but if the PVR can time synch on the network thats no problem. If not, you may need to include some kind of signature derived from the first few frames of the show.
      Of course people would probably try to buy legislation preventing this, but it's just a more advanced method than 'dude, right after it fades to black, hold FF for 14.3 seconds.' You might also want some kind of karma-like system in place to rate user's ability to provide good edit scripts, to prevent TV stations from distributing fake edit scripts which skip the show and play the commercials, or advertisers' distributing edit scripts which skip everyone else's commercials...

  25. New business model concept by erroneus · · Score: 2

    Make everything into an infomercial!!

    The idea of stretegic product placement "sounds" good, but what about those personal injury lawyers? I'd hate to see one of those become a regular on Friends. George on Seinfeld is already "too lawyery" for me... (I still have images of that actor being the lawyer on 'Pretty Woman')

    Some ads could work as strategic placement and others could not... Who on the cast of friends would plug ads for hemmoroid creme? I can sorta see Phoebe doing that... singing "Bleeding butt... bleeding butt... What have they been sticking in you?"

    Actually, how about this? Fire all the over-paid actors and let the people who want to do it for free do it!! It couldn't get worse than it already is anyway. There are lots of people who would do TV just for the fun of it so forget about commercial sponsors entirely. We can call it "Open Source TV." Who says there has to be advertisers backing creative works to guarantee quality anyway?

    "TV just wants to be free!!"

  26. Integrated advertising by David_Bloom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps, during shows, the show's "window" will shrink, leaving space for a "minishow" that is silent and is probably text only describing a product. The "minishow" will appear every, say, 5 minutes and last for 30 minutes. Of course, the minishow should (but probably won't be anyway :-p) marked as a sponsor message. This is actually based on an advertising concept I am making for an upcoming website that I am collaborating on, with "text ads" in a "text ad article" appearing every so often in a box that is right-indented in an article. Or, TV's could have springs built in printers and firing mechanisms, and pop-up ads to you. The faster you skip commercials, the faster the pop-up's come. ENTROPY! (AAAAGH)

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  27. Read some trade rags. by oneiros27 · · Score: 2
    You're thinking of this from the consumer perspective. Try looking up articles from the industry.

    This was an interesting article that I stumbled across earlier today, when looking for PVR software:
    http://www.disenchanted.com/dis/technology/grand-d esigns.html
    I'm guessing that rags like Advertising Week would have a similar perspective on things.
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  28. PayPerView after evaluation period by jukal · · Score: 2

    Series: payperview after evaluation. You are able to watch one or two series as an evaluation. If you like it, you order it and pay it, if you don't your are entitled to a new evaluation (after predifined time).
    Movies: payperview
    News: they are capitalized already anyway, the one featured in news, pays :)))

  29. Who cares by nuggz · · Score: 2

    I don't care. If the current free TV dies because it doesn't make economic sense, good.

    I will pay for decent TV, I rent a lot of movies, because I don't like what is on TV.

  30. Something I've thought was interesting by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

    If you watch some of the old shows, it's interesting how they phrased the advertising: "The Shadow Knows! Brought to you by Johnson's Floor Wax! Keep your floors sparkling clean with Johnson's Floor Wax!" or some such.

    The thing is, the way they phrased it, they made the relationship about who's paying the bills much more up-front, rather than the typical modern "We'll be back after a few messages" (translation: "We'll be back after wasting some of your time"). It's like the people on whatever show don't even respect the advertisers.

    It seems like in the old days, people actually appreciated advertisers paying the bills, and responded by trying the product. Nowadays, it's almost an adversarial relationship. People go out of their way to get as far away from them as possible. Maybe it's just because there are so many more advertisers, and the advertising is much slicker. Personally, I think people just don't conciously make the connection between advertiser money and how these multi-million dollar productions get made.

    I wonder if there is a way to make advertising a bit more of a "sponsorship" type of thing.

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  31. Why should I pay? by VAXman · · Score: 2

    Why should I start paying for the show when I get it for free now? Myself, and probably 99.44% of Americans, will not. Commercials are acceptable because they are a natural break during the program. This is why Pay TV such as HBO is annoying because you are glued to TV for the whole two hours of the movie. Basically this proposal has me paying MORE - I have to buy a PVR to 'pause' (which I get for free now) and I have to pay for the show itself.

    And whatever happens, don't go to the PBS/NPR model of subscription drives. Even though they only happen one week per quarter, they are infinitely more annoying than a constant but gradual stream of commercials.

    1. Re:Why should I pay? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Why should I start paying for the show when I get it for free now?

      Firstly, it isn't really free -- you pay for it with your time.


      Secondly, you might not have a choice. A lot of people would rather get the shows for even less than they do now -- they want to cut out the commercials. If enough people do this regularly, the model will fail ... and it doesn't matter if you're the last one to get a TiVo. Below a certain threshhold other models become more compelling (even if the model is, "Save your money and don't operate a TV station."). You could easily find yourself swept into this bold new future even if you are completely satisfied with the current scheme.

    2. Re:Why should I pay? by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Why should I start paying for the show when I get it for free now?

      Why does a box of cornflakes cost as much as it does? The marketing budget of the company that makes it. In other words, the people who buy the advertised products fund 'free-to-air' TV, and the stations and the advertisers (hope to) make a profit out of this.

      Now, tell me that you've never bought a branded and advertised product and... I won't believe you.

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  32. Take a lesson from the internet by Cyberllama · · Score: 2

    If they ever need to find new, even more irritating ways of advertising, they need merely look at the wealth of ways in use on the world wide web. Banner ads on the top of the screen while you watch, pop-up ads as you flip through channels that you must close before moving to another channel or any of several other equally irritating ideas.

    In the long run though, simple things like product placement should do it. This would allow them correct the percieved losses as a rusult of PVR tv viewing (which is a small majority that likely won't be large enough to impact anything for quite some time).

  33. Here's your Answer by serutan · · Score: 2

    We don't live in a homogeneous world. Even giving Tivo-like systems the ability to zap out all commercials would not kill commercial television, because not nearly everyone has such a system. Going to the bathroom or getting a snack during commercials hasn't killed commercial tv either, because it doesn't happen enough. If things like Tivo did start hurting commercial tv, what I think they would do is what they already do in low-end markets. They play cheaper programming and sell cheaper ad time. If you want a vision of commercial tv in a Tivo-dominated world, just watch broadcast tv after midnight on a Wednesday in Boise.

  34. Frankly by Issue9mm · · Score: 2

    I prefer the pay-for-service / subscription model. I pay to specifically have HBO. It's an option, on my local cable provider, that I selected and pay for. I don't have HBO for the movies, or any of that, but for shows like "Oz", "Six Feet Under", "The Wire", and others of their ilk. I find them to be immensely entertaining, and don't have any problem at all paying for HBO.

    On that same token, I'd be happy to pay for the other channels that I watch more regularly, instead of having to pay for a "package" that includes channels I don't want. I seldom, if ever, watch anything on TNN, or E!, etc., and would rather pay, individually, for channels that I watch more frequently, like Discovery (and some of its brethren), TLC, History, and maybe even Fox, or whatever stations show Alias and Buffy these days, which are about the only prime time shows that I watch.

    If I had to pay for each show, individually, that wouldn't be too bad, except that I'd almost never be exposed to new shows to be addicted to, since there wouldn't be commercials in the shows that I was watching. Perhaps, if a show-on-demand functionality were in place, then there would be ads for other shows, or recommended shows, sort of like an "If you like Buffy, you'll love Angel" kind of recommendation, that I could look at on my "program / menu" channel, or what have you.

    Basically though, while ads don't bother me so badly (thanks Tivo), I'd rather not pay for the things that I don't watch, and have more control over what I do pay for. If that's on a per channel or per show basis, I really couldn't say, but I suspect that "per channel" is going to slake the thirst of more people.

    -9mm-

  35. Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    At the first of a) pointing out the obvious, and b) getting flamed, there ARE other ways in the world to support television besides commercial services sponsored by advertising.

    I don't say you have to like the BBC. I don't say I would like this as a solution in the U. S. I just say, here is an existence proof. Here's one way television can and has "survived" without advertising.

    As it says here,

    The BBC's domestic radio and TV services are financed by the television licence fee.

    The current licence fee (from 1 April 2002) is £112.00 for colour and £37.50 for black and white.

    Anyone aged 75 or over is now entitled to a free TV Licence for their principal address.

    If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.

    For less than 30p a day (colour), the licence fee pays for:

    The television channels BBC ONE, BBC TWO, BBC Choice, BBC FOUR, BBC News 24 and BBC Parliament;

    Five network radio services, plus the BBC Asian Network, and new digital radio services launching in 2002;

    Regional TV programmes and Local Radio services in England;

    National Radio & TV in Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland;

    BBCi.

    1. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by nathanm · · Score: 2
      If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.
      That really sucks! Save your money and listen to the radio.
    2. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      They should try selling BBC service in the U.S. If it were much cheaper than cable TV with its constantly-increasing price, I'd happily sign up. It'd be pretty funny if this service got really popular, showing what a ripoff cable TV is.

    3. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by dacarr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hmm... At the current exchange rate, that's roughly US$160.00 for the color version. Considering that cable TV where I live costs $40, I wouldn't mind paying closer to $12 per month - especially considering that said $40/mo gives me a lot of crap that I don't watch anyway. It costs more if I get digital.

      Besides, I already pay to listen to public radio where I can, so why not?

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    4. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The comparison to the BBC and licensing fees doesn't cut it. A couple of hundred bucks a year for under 10 channels would never fly in the US, where broadcasters provide, and consumer expect 10x that number of channels. For the economics to translate, consumers would have to pay thousands a year in licensing fees. Not gonna happen.

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    5. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by nathanm · · Score: 2
      I'm guessing that the 50% discount reflects that, as part the normal fee goes to support radio programming as well.
      You only need to buy a licence if you have a TV. There is no licence for listening to the radio only.
    6. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by JoeBuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almost all of the US cable channels just do reruns, while the BBC produces a huge amount of original programming. And with about five times the population of the UK, similar funding levels could pay for five times the programming, all other things being equal.

  36. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, and that's great if you're a socialist. Most Americans, on the other hand, would not be so happy with a $150 per year TV tax.

    Yeah, the dumb schmucks already pay $50+ per month for cable (i.e. over $600+ per year) in order *NOT* to pay a $150 TV tax.

    Do the math. For $600+ a year, screw the advertisers. They've already been paid.

  37. Cable TV? by Zachary+DeAquila · · Score: 2

    Not being able to make money on TV without ad revenue will be big news to Cable and Sattelite TV providers... Not to mention PBS channels which are typically member/community/government supported. And yes fund-raisers are somewhat annoying, but the channels seem to survive anyway....

  38. I do not care about the TV dying by Etyenne · · Score: 2

    I am saturated with advertisement. They are on TV, on radio, in almost every magazine I read, on roadside panel, on bus, in cinema (the horror! paying to be fed up advertisement ...), everywhere on the Web (unfortunately), ad nauseum. Advertisement make me sick : they are 90% tasteless and mostly senseless, repetive and self-promoting (thats the point of advertising, I suppose). I can do nothing about roadside panel and other invading form of advertisement, but I can do something about advertisement on TV (use a PVR), on radio (I stopped listening to commercial radio a long time ago, I now listen to Radio-Canada [the french-candian public radio]) and on the web (use the "Block image from this server" feature of Mozilla). I am sorry for the content provider, but I am doing an overdose of advertisement; it's a question of keeping my sanity.

    What will happen if the TV die because advertisement money dry up ? I suppose I will rent (or buy) more movie, subscribe to a few specialized news and science channels and spend more time browsing the Web.

    Wait a sec ... that's what I am already doing ! Poor TV channel, poor advertiser ...

    Thinking about it, if I would not have to pay the cost of all this fscking advertisement with every product I am buying, maybe I would have enough money left to actually PAY FOR CONTENT !

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  39. Who cares about TV? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll gladly give up free television (how many people actually use antennas anyway) in return for access to the television airwaves.

  40. Re:Great if you're socialist by mcg1969 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paying $150 a year for being able to use a TV set without being continuously brainwashed?

    But in fact the only difference is in who is controlling the brainwashing. So let's see: the British government, or Anheuser-Busch... who do I prefer... hmm... tough call

  41. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by Sancho · · Score: 2

    Which people are you referring to? The studios who want to outlaw commercial skip? If so, you're missing/neglecting a vital piece of copyright history. Sony sold Betamax VCRs. Disney and MCA sued Sony for copyright infringement. Sony won, establishing that time-shifting was legal. Here are the important points from that article:


    Universal City Studios and Disney felt that the introduction of VTR's (VCR's) were infringing on copyright laws by allowing consumers to record copyrighted material off the television, and allowing new companies to rent out copyrighted material. The plaintiffs (Universal City Studios and Disney Productions) had to prove that the alleged infringements caused economic harm to their industry, or would in the future. The plaintiffs felt that by allowing consumers to record television shows it would cause the royalty prices on re-runs to fall drastically. The court felt that taping off air for entertainment or "time shifting" (recording a program in the present to view at a later date, shifting time) constituted as FAIR USE. Plaintiffs also argued that allowing rental use of video cassettes would cause box office prices to fall. The court allowed this practice to stand on the basis of the First Sale Doctrine of the 1976 Copyright Act, which states: the first purchaser of a copyrighted work (a film on video cassette) could use it in any way the purchaser saw fit as long as copyright was not violated by illegal duplication. (ibid.) In other words you are allowed to rent out the original copy that you bought from the studio, but cannot make copies of the original to rent out. It is rumored that another reason Universal City Studios brought the suit against Sony was because Universal sought to prevent Betamax from capturing a significant part of the home video market before Universals' parent company, MCA, could introduce it's DiscoVision Laserdisc system that was scheduled for release in 1977. The decision handed down in October 1979, by the U.S. District Court ruled in favor of Sony. They court felt that set manufacturers could profit from the sale of VCR's, and that the plaintiffs did not prove that any of the above practices constituted economic harm to the motion picture industry.


    In other words, people /were/ yelling and screaming, and they were struck down. Now, however, we live in a digital world, and the people doing the suing have a lot more money, and we're going through the same sort of thing. It's looking like the battleground is congress this time, rather than the courts. Time-shifting is considered Fair Use, however the television studios and MPAA are trying to stop that.

  42. Watch old tb to see what w ill happen by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 2

    I would expect this anyway, but watch TV from the 50's - product placement. You see it now to a small extent (most people seem on TV seem to use Nokia phones on Alias, for example).

    You see more of characters saying "Hey, toss me that Pepsi Blue - I love that berry flavor", thing like that.

    till, even in the PVR era, I don't see commercals ever fully going away. Sometimes, thats the best part of the show (especially those Nads commerials ;)).

  43. Bad commercials means you don't want to watch them by davecl · · Score: 2

    I could trot out the stale comment here about how the BBC, funded by lisence fee, has no commercials.

    But there's an interesting extra point to TV in the UK. Because there's a commercial-free alternative, the commercials themselves have to work to get viewers.

    I've watched commercial TV in the US and UK, and I have to say that the commercials on British TV are a lot better - they're better made, have more interesting scripts and better, more subtle presentation.

    This may be because the makers know there's a commercial-free station that the viewer can just switch to if they want. The commercial must thus be eye catching and engaging. We thus get much less of the hard sell than US commercials, and more subtlty and humour.

    A PVR viewer thus might have their interest caught by a bank advert directed in the Blade Runner style by Ridley Scott (yes, there were such things). The viewer might not want to watch this every time it comes up, but if their interest can be piqued just once by a well-made commercial competing successfully with the impulse to skip over it, then its probably worth a thousand repeat viewings by uninterested viewers.

    Yes, this means networks and advertisers will have to work harder. And that might be just what they're afraid of.

  44. HBO dosen't seem to care.. why dont the others go by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

    away and come up with a "preimier" ad free network.. oh whats that? They don't have content anyone would pay for... hm

    Why don't all the Real Time Dependant (tv/radio) media use thier current tech to come up with other forms of revenue instead of trying to sue new buisness models out of existance? Imagine if monks had tried to turn the printing press into a "hacking tool" and a "Devils Machine, it does the work only a human should!", where would we be today?

    It's complely possible for a tv be 100% subscription based, and there is no reason against it. Just because the current model is based on advertising dosen't mean that it's the only way for them to make a buck.

    A change in the paradigim isn't bad, and if technology dosen't hurt anything, it's *always* a good thing. People require jobs, so people will create jobs around whatever the tech of the day is, not the other way around. If you worry about jobs when making tech you are hurting humanity.

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  45. Re:I got one... by damiam · · Score: 2, Troll

    Well, even on /. trolls do have a lot to do with goats (what they collect from them I'll leave to your imagination).

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  46. We already pay for television... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    Every time you buy a product which is advertised on television, you pay a surcharge.

  47. VoD for Network TV by bziman · · Score: 2
    Right now, I'm paying $50 a month, basically so I can watch Daria, South Park, NBA and NFL games. And my roommate has ESPN on continuously with ads for stuff we want to see advertised.

    Seriously, I watch two shows... and they both happen to be on during the SAME TIME SLOT!

    I'd pay $2 an episode to be able to watch any half hour or hour show, any time I want. Oh, I feel like seeing Star Trek. Oh, I haven't seen MacGuyver for a hundred years.

    PPV is around $5 for a movie, but the selection is relatively limited -- I've never ordered Pay Per View because of that. When I can get any movie I want in Dolby 5.1, and have it start when it's convenient for me, then I'll pay $5 for a movie.

    Good lord, I pay to have 900 channels of crap pumped in, because I don't have much of a choice. I'd pay to get ONLY what I want. And then let me subscribe to the sports channels and music channels.

    --brian

  48. Product placement AND... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

    Better Commercials!. SOME commercials are actually done with the notion that they should also have some entertainment value. (A number of the "M&M's" commercials come to mind). Make the commercials WORTH watching and people won't skip them. The handful of unimaginative executives who have lost sight of this concept are the ones complaining about how horrible it is that people aren't strapped to their chairs and FORCED to watch the commercials ("What? You mean we can't just throw together any old crap with some half-naked bodies and the product and MAKE people watch it?!?!?...")

    "Product Placement" isn't actually a bad idea either. If it's done "unobtrusively" (or in a comically blatant way on occasion) it merely makes the shows more "realistic", rather than distracting the viewer excessively from the show itself.

    1. Re:Product placement AND... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Better Commercials!. SOME commercials are actually done with the notion that they should also have some entertainment value. (A number of the "M&M's" commercials come to mind). Make the commercials WORTH watching and people won't skip them.

      So long as they are not overplayed. Possibly no more than once per programme/hour.

      If it's done "unobtrusively" (or in a comically blatant way on occasion) it merely makes the shows more "realistic", rather than distracting the viewer excessively from the show itself.

      In some cases it can make things more realistic, in other cases less realistic.

  49. Re:Take a Step Back by Sancho · · Score: 2

    I hate the current practices as much as you do, but I have to disagree with the following statement:
    I hate being whored out to Coca-Cola without my consent.
    By going to the theater, you're consenting. If you don't like it, stop going.

  50. a bit of a summary... by peter_gzowski · · Score: 2

    1. All networks (not just subscriber networks) take cut from cable providers. PRO: TV goes on like we're used to, only without commercials. CON: increased cable bills.

    2. Everything becomes pay-per-view. PRO: only charged for what you watch, things seem to be moving that way anyway. CON: casual viewing becomes much more hastle, you may miss stuff you didn't know you would like.

    3. Give advertisers personal profile, allow them to advertise to me before show. PRO: I don't have to watch adds for tampons. CON: doesn't seem practical. Wouldn't I be less likely to watch a big batch of commercials at the start of a show, as opposed to 2 minutes of commercials in the middle of my program? Also, I don't like the idea of giving my personal info to advertisers.

    4. Product placement. PRO: I'd rather see Buffy slamming back a Coke (tm) for a few seconds as opposed to a 30 second spot for Coke. I realize that in real like people use brand-name products. CON: I don't want to see Buffy slam back a Coke and then exclaim to Xander how refreshing the new XtraClear Vanilla Lemon-lime Coke is. I don't want a product placement that, in any way, distracts me from the story.

    Personally, I would like to see 2 and 4 in combination. I would like some product placement to subsidize pay-per-view costs.

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    1. Re:a bit of a summary... by bnenning · · Score: 2
      CON: casual viewing becomes much more hastle, you may miss stuff you didn't know you would like.


      To solve this, TV producers just need to learn from drug dealers and make the first hit free.


      I'd rather see Buffy slamming back a Coke (tm) for a few seconds as opposed to a 30 second spot for Coke. I realize that in real like people use brand-name products.


      Good example, Apple uses product placements in Buffy and it is unobtrusive. It fits in very well too; of course Willow's going to use an iBook instead of some boring Wintel machine. This also has the advantage that even if the shows get pirated, the advertising remains.


      Personally, I would like to see 2 and 4 in combination.


      I agree completely.

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  51. Re:pay for the channels by gerardrj · · Score: 2

    You can not be charged to recieve broadcasts that use the publicly owned airwaves. Broadcasters that use over-the-air transmission must prove (laughably) that they perfom a public good or they can loose the use of the channel. Remember... these broadcasters don't pay any significant fee to use these frequencies. Certainly they don't pay even 1% of the revenue they generate using them.

    That said, I recall a company called "Whimetco" or something like that. They used a descrambler to recieve pay content transmitted over a UHF channel. Don't know how that ended, but I suspect it was due to the "free public airwaves" issue.

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  52. ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!!! by ArcSecond · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, so here's my idea. Which is a total 180 from everyone else I've read here so far. How about a channel that shows ONLY commercials? Hell, how about a DOZEN channels that show only commercials?

    Seriously, I'm sure advertisers would love to pay people to watch their 30 second films. And you could choose which "kind" of commercials you wanted to watch by special interest, language, product type, etc.. I have found that the better commercials tend to be a lot more entertaining than your average Friends episode (I'm thinking best commercials in the World here, not just North America).

    There might be some weird splash-over of people watching commercial for products that aren't available in their area (watching a stylish commercial for a Europe-only car or a funny Japanese toy commercial, for example), but the programming becomes REALLY simple when all you are doing is showing one 30 second spot after another... this might mean we now need Ad Jockeys (grimace).

    The purpose of these channels (which could actually be fun to watch), would be to pay for the non-commercial channels bundled with them. So, if you watch x commercials, your cable is free (or cheap, rather).

    Don't want to watch the commercials? Just pay the difference. Poor white trash? Make a little money while you sit on your ass. Everyone is a winner. Or not, as the case may be.

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  53. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Imagine that. People buying things because they want or need them, rather than being psyched into buying it with every brainwashing trick in the playbook.

    Heh.

  54. doubtful by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful


    > In many ways, I have found life without TV a big improvement, in that I can now think.

    If you can't think watching tv, you probably can't think without one, either. Get a grip.

    People who categorize all tv as evil or stupid are guilty of stupidity themselves. There's _plenty_ of well-done, educational, and inspirational programming on tv (if you count cable channels). Shows like West Wing, Buffy (despite the lead character & actress, this show is amazing. Easily among the best writing around.), and others. When you toss in shows on PBS, channels like Discovery, History Channel, hell, even the Cartoon channel, you've got a lot of great stuff available. It's not all 'Full House', and hasn't been for many years. No matter what you're into, there's something, probably several somethings, somewhere on a cable channel for you. Now, that said, is it worth the money? Depends. Basic cable, or expanded basic, is a great deal. Pay channels usually aren't. Sure, they show uncensored movies, but considering how many times they repeat the movies, I dunno. Most movies aren't worth watching more than once, to me. I'm more likely to watch things on Turner Classic Movies than I am to watch the latest thing on HBO or Showtime. I'm not really into HBO's "original programming", so it's not a big draw for me. I'd be willing to pay for channels like BBC America, though, if it were offered here in Kansas City (which it isn't), and the same goes for Sundance Channel and some others.

    1. Re:doubtful by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      > just because there is really great writing on TV doesn't change the fact that you're sitting there, doing nothing,

      By this argument, the same thing applies to movies, so great films, like, say, Casablanca or City of Lost Children, do nothing for you - you're just sitting there, doing nothing. TV and movies can also stimulate the imagination. I get great ideas from movies, and even if I didn't, what's so bad about being entertained? It's not a dirty word, you know.

      > In books the imagination is stimulated

      That depends on the book, and upon the reader. I enjoy lots of tv, but I'm also a writer, photographer, and several other things. I find it interesting that someone on Slashdot, of all places, is bitching about tv. Methinks you need to take a long hard look at yourself.

      > As an experiment, introduce yourself to people for the next few weeks and mention that you haven't watched TV for x years. Watch the reactions you get. Doesn't this seem a bit odd to you? Perhaps even, dare I say, symptomatic of an addiction?

      I'd say that more likely, the reactions are those of people who realize you're an extremist, little different from, say, someone on a macrobiotic diet. As the saying goes, "Just because noone understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist."

      > Better yet, burn your TV? Think that's crazy? You've just made my point.

      Yep, I do think that's crazy. Not as crazy as burning books, but it's certainly within the same mindset.

      At the very least, sell your tv to someone else. :)

    2. Re:doubtful by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      > The problem isn't the quality of the programming, it's simply sitting in front of a screen, swallowing images of fictional worlds. Whether one watches Buffy, the History Channel, Dan Rather, or Un Chien Andalou, it's the same thing -- when TV doesn't distort in the name of entertainment, it domesticates.

      Then you shouldn't be reading books, either, as you're just sitting there in front of the pages, swallowing written images of fictional worlds. Don't look at any photos, either, as it all depends on one's perspective as to what the photo represents. Don't listen to anyone else's opinion, because hey, that's someone else's point of view, and while we're at it, don't do anything that's entertaining, just for the sake of entertainment, because, well, that's just WRONG, isn't it?

      As I said in my first post on this thread, if you can't THINK while watching tv (even the most mindless of programs), you probably can't think at any other time. An independent, THINKING mind cannot be made to STOP thinking just by watching tv.

    3. Re:doubtful by nathanh · · Score: 2
      If someone is exceptionally good at stacking cards, it doesn't make me a fool for not watching him do it. Similarly, just because there is really great writing on TV doesn't change the fact that you're sitting there, doing nothing, being hand-fed the whole thing. In books the imagination is stimulated. Games can teach logic. Group activities teach teamwork. But TV just entertains. At the very *best* it is a surrogate for your own life, actually going out and doing things.

      So when you watch Taxi Driver you're not thinking of the implications of the movie? You're not thinking that Travis - for all his faults - was a victim of circumstance just as much as a victim of his own prejudice? You're not concerned about the ending of the movie, where his villainous character is worshipped in the media? You're not even THINKING about this stuff?

      My TV has classical concerts, plays, dance, ballet, movies, documentaries, science programs, political satire, etc. Are you saying that none of this makes you think? That none of this is worth your time? That none of this can teach you something?

      I say the problem isn't with the TV. It's with the content you watch. Or it's with you.

      Better yet, burn your TV? Think that's crazy? You've just made my point.

      You could sell it. Or donate it to your local charity.

      But I think you just proved my point.

    4. Re:doubtful by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > If you want to take it one step further, don't
      > watch TV for a week. See how uncomfortable, edgy
      > and irritable you get.

      My TV broke down about six or seven years ago and I didn't get uncomfortable, edgy or irritable at all. It's still broken not because I am engaged in some heroic gesture of self-denial but because I have simply never gotten around to fixing it. After all, I hardly ever watched it anyway. Too many more interesting things to do.

      > They've offered financial rewards to families
      > that could pull it off and most couldn't,
      > citing the same types of moods that caused them > to switch back on.

      I know several families that don't own TVs. Of course you'd probably call the religious nuts.

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    5. Re:doubtful by Angry+Toad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sheesh. By this logic reading a book is also a complete waste of time. I mean, you're just STARING at a PIECE OF PAPER covered with INK SPOTS talking about THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Don't even get me started on nonfiction - there's no such thing - every writer comes at book with a viewpoint decided beforehand. It is all a TISSUE OF LIES! Stop reading now!

      Seriously though, there's a disturbing puritanism about the anti-TV people. Of course spending 4-8 hours a day staring at the tube is a waste of your life. Duh. That being said, I don't really feel guilty for sitting down to the odd documentary, or even something funny once in a while. In the end it's all about what you decide to watch, and about knowing when to turn it off.

    6. Re:doubtful by Shelled · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you can't think watching tv, you probably can't think without one, either. Get a grip.

      Watching TV regularly makes you accustomed to its cliches and idioms. You learn to take them for granted and they disappear. Buffy may be good TV, it doesn't approach good writing. Neither does the suffocating majority of what passes for entertainment - or information - being broadcast. I stopped watching about five years ago and start swearing at the tube after twenty minutes now. It's not violence or sexuality or anything like that, it's the unbelievably insipid and disingenuous mindset of almost every show and commercial. I'm no longer accustomed to its 'badness'.

      If you grew up in abject poverty and part of every day, from earliest memory, was spent rummaging through the dump for food, you'd naturally learn to differentiate between bad trash, acceptable trash and excellent trash, but it's still TV.

    7. Re:doubtful by mbourgon · · Score: 2

      Two comments -
      1) I know DirectTV used to have a series of commercial free stations, like ACTION, MYSTERY, etc. They were standard TV shows (I remember Highlander on Action and The Prisoner elsewhere), just syndicated on these channels. 15 minute break between shows, where they'd advertise other shows on that channel and the like. Are those still around?

      2) Tumbleweed: HBO has one good show, and I pay to watch it - Dennis Miller Live. Showtime has two: Odyssey 5 and Jeremiah.

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      "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
    8. Re:doubtful by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > I'm dating a fundamentalist for the last 6
      > months. I, however, am an atheist.

      Then you and I are both abnormal: we are among the few on this continent who are not religious nuts.

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  55. Re:Great if you're socialist by Alioth · · Score: 2
    Yeah, and that's great if you're a socialist. Most Americans, on the other hand, would not be so happy with a $150 per year TV tax.

    TV is not compulsory, you know.

    When I lived in Houston, broadcast TV reception was incredibly poor. To receive more than about two (commercial-filled) channels with nothing on you had to pay Time-Warner about $40 a month for the privilege - or almost $500 a year. That's over THREE TIMES as much as the TV license in the UK for a fraction of the quality.

    So - $150 for good quality TV that's worth watching, or roughly $500 a year for a bunch of crap? BBC tax or Time-Warner tax?

    I'd rather have the BBC tax than you very much.

  56. What the future could be... by JFMulder · · Score: 2

    During the last two summers I worked in a company that makes software for TV companies. One guy there believed, and I agree with him, that the future of television advertisement is in-show advertising, tought it would be more subtle than having Buffy drink a Montain Dew and saying "After a slay, there's nothing like a good Montain Dew, right Xander?"

    Basically, television sets would have access to the internet and producers would define hot zones in the video where the viewers can click to get info on some item on the screen. You like that top Buffy is wearing and would like to see your girlfriend in it? Then just click on it and you will be redirected to the website of the company who makes and sells it. You can then buy it. I can't tell what would happen if you actually clicked on Sarah Michelle Gellar tought... Never have you been harassed to buy the product. Everybody is happy. You found something you wanted, and they've found a customer.

    It could easily get out of hand (maybe Steven Speilberg had this type of advertising in mind when he made Minority Report and has made sure his movie would be friendly to the future technology), but it's definitely an interresting idea.

    1. Re:What the future could be... by mpe · · Score: 2

      that the future of television advertisement is in-show advertising, tought it would be more subtle than having Buffy drink a Montain Dew and saying "After a slay, there's nothing like a good Montain Dew, right Xander?"

      You mean more like "my makeup is so good it survives doing all sorts of things with the undead"...

      You like that top Buffy is wearing and would like to see your girlfriend in it? Then just click on it and you will be redirected to the website of the company who makes and sells it.

      Problem is there actually needs to be a company making the garment or product. There probably would be a big market for "superhero clothing" which stayed neat whatever happened to the wearer.

  57. Re:Great if you're socialist by plumby · · Score: 2

    Apart fromt the fact that the BBC isn't (officially) controlled by the government. It is as independent of goverment interference as any other broadcaster.

  58. Less pay by ttyp0 · · Score: 2

    When I think of shows like Sinefield and Friends, do TV actors really need to make $100,000 an episode? Perhaps if their salary was reduced, my $40/month I pay in cable might be worth something.

  59. In show advertisement of course by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    Just like in movies... "Hey, I know its a tough life as a cop... how about a delicious Dunkin' Donut's brand doughnut?"

    Or then they can just do the computer overlay ads... like what you see done on ESPN Classic.

    "Hey dad! Reggie Jackson is wearing a Pets.com hat!"

    I think it will just make the shows even that more annoying IMHO.

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    What is music when you despise all sound?
  60. Isn't it a case of just too much? by TecraMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a European, I am shocked by the amount of advertisement on US TV. It makes me wonder whether the broadcasters are killing their own business model by saturating your TV experience with commercials.

    I guess the European reaction to adverts is more muted becuase we have so much less advertising - most commercial TV stations here show at most two to three blocks of adverts per 90 minute film or one to two blocks per 30 minute show, (in addition to the blocks in-between the shows themselves).

    Now, maybe this is subjective, but I've also found that a lot of European adverts seem to be higher quality (specifically in the UK, the Netherlands and Scandinavia), possibly as a result of the competition for the smaller amount of advertising space available.

    With that combination - a reasonable amount of higher quality adverts - I would pick advertising-based commercial TV over most of the other formats (even the BBC's licence-based funding model, which reduces the power of the viewer to vote economically when TV quality goes down, as the BBC's has recently).

    DS

  61. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
    It's the same with people looking at their watch. Ask someone who checked their watch what time it is, and see how many have to check again

    It can work that way with your wallet, too. I once wondered if I needed to go by the ATM on the way home, so checked my wallet.

    About 30 minutes later, I wondered the same thing, and checked my wallet again.

    About 30 minutes later, I again wondered the same thing, and was about to check my wallet, when I remembered that I had already done this twice, and also remembered that between now and the last check, I'd passed an ATM and not stopped, and so deduced that I must have decided last time that I didn't need to visit the ATM.

    I don't know what this means. I suppose it is pretty bad that I kept forgetting what my checks had shown...but it's a good sign that I still had the mental capacity to reason around the problem.

  62. Entertaining commercials... by DrCode · · Score: 2

    The advertisers have already made changes: The commercials are getting to be more and more entertaining. Those of us who have been around a while, and watched television in the 60's, can tell you how terribly annoying many of the ads were.

    Now, for example, you have 'Target' ads with decent music, cool designs, and pretty women, which are often more entertaining than the shows themselves.

    1. Re:Entertaining commercials... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2

      A vague memory from when I took German in college (@ 1977): the instructor (a native German name Claudia) noted that in Germany at the time, all of the commercials were collected together rather than interupting the show. This meant that the advertisers went to some lengths to make their ads interesting and entertaining. A really simple solution but with a pretty profound effects. The five minutes or so of ads were more than long enough to do something else so, according to Claudia, the advertisers came up with some very inventive ways of keeping the audience to the point where some of the ads were better than the drivel.

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      Ben
  63. Asking the wrong question by Nurf · · Score: 2

    I have had the advantage of living in both Africa and the USA, and I can say straight off that the question misses the point altogether.

    Commercials are not required to keep TV going. I know this because I have paid for TV, and got lots of stations with very few adverts. These adverts were only shown between shows, and there weren't very many. Mostly there were musical interludes, or a screen counting down to the next show. (I think this is changing, but that has more to do with greed than anything else.)

    I would love to be able to buy cable TV with no adverts and specify exactly what channels I want. Remind me again why I should have 200 channels of absolute shit? I'd much rather have 5 channels of decent viewing.

    The current model in the USA is one in which channels sell viewer's eyeballs to advertisers. Period. You as a viewer get no control over what shows should be on. You get to watch ridiculously short shows because of the 20 odd minutes of adverts rammed down your throat. In fact, the shows are only there as fillers between the adverts, and wouldn't be there if advertisers could figure out a way to get around it.

    TV in the USA will continue sucking until the viewers actually have real control over the money that goes to broadcasters. Until then, they are just eyeballs.

    I only have experience of four countries, but the USA TV model is by far the crappiest P.O.S. I have ever encountered. So bad in fact that I got rid of my TV.

    How much does it actualy cost to run a station? Somehow I get the feeling it doesn't have to be as much to do with COST as much as PROFIT. As long as consumers in the USA can be convinced that they should sit down and be forcefed crap because there is no other way, this will continue.

    There is another way. It works well, and it's been around for ages. It just involves the USA media cartels not having the power and money they would like. It also involves the "consumers" learning that they way things are done now has nothing to do with necessity.

    I've never understood this fetish for advertising. Hopefully it'll one day just be a short entry under "insanity; greed; wasting others' time" in the history books.

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  64. Re:Great if you're socialist by blowdart · · Score: 2
    Not true. If you can prove you don't watch BBC channels (for example you only have a DVD hooked up and no external attenna), you do not have to pay.

    The rules state "If you use or install television receiving equipment to [b]receive or record television programme services[/b] you are required by law to have a valid TV Licence." - emphasis added.

  65. Product Placement/Place-over by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I watch a reasonable amount of TV, maybe 3 or 4 shows a week that I routinely watch, and then stuff if I'm just bored.

    I do watch a lot of European Soccer, particularly English Premiere League. Soccer's a great way to show how to work around an advertising problem: The game is played for two continuous 45 minute halves. No TV Time-outs like (american) football/basketball, no injury time-outs. It just goes for 45 minutes, then stops for ~15 for half time, then goes again for another 45. So Advertisers have a few problems: no commercial breaks in-game, and the big-ol' 15 minute break in the middle is enough time for me to go grill myself a hamburger, grab a beverage, go to the bathroom, change the oil, etc. (although not at the same time).

    So there're a couple of strategies employed. First, the obvious, that "this game is brought to you by so-and-so: slogan". You'll also find that the score display in the upper-right of the screen is "brought to you by so-andso", who just display their logo under the score constantly. Then, of course, the teams have logos on their jerseys, something which I am amazed American companies/sports teams haven't jumped on.

    But as I ramble, I come to the ACTUAL idea. I started noticing that company logos are displayed in the center circle and corners of the field, in a manner that makes them appear to have been mowed/rolled into the grass. Of course, it isn't mowed/rolled in, it's digitally added, which makes it appear as though, say, budweiser has mowed the center of the pitch, when in reality it was simply added in later.

    Let's take a couple of examples, which would be wildly easy to insert:
    1) The friend's appartment has some poster on the wall, which, say changes week to week. Maybe it's a movie poster this week, maybe a pseudo-vintage coke ad.
    2) The TV in a scene is playing some sort of advertisement. This would be especially amusing.
    3) More mention of stores, and in particular, cars. Outside of the Seinfeld Black Saab, and Joe Suburbs shining up his vintage 60's muscle car while chatting with his neighbor, cars don't get a lot of play on your average sitcom or drama (knight rider/Viper excluded). For example, I know that in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cordelia drives a Chrysler Sebring, but that's only because I'm a geeky car guy. She never mentions it by name, but does indicate an attachment to it and how cool it is. Why not a few exterior shots as character X gets into his new Subaru, or as Jane Doctor on Medical Drama Du Jour pulls up to the hospital. Car Geeks like me can identify the car by the look of a fender, but if the public knew that Jane Doctor drove the new Toyota Camry, maybe that's a good motivating reason for them to own it. Heck, they make the Acura NSX look cool as hell in Pulp Fiction, and they don't ever even tell you what it is.

    So, to summarize: product placement, but in different methods than are currently used. Instead of a stupid pepsi billboard, have the characters order a pepsi at the amusement park's drink stand. Instead of a commercial about the new Buick Rendezvous, make it obvious that the wholesome soccer mom love interest drives a Buick Rendezvous. Instead of "movie guy" telling us in 30 seconds about X-Men 2, make it seem that X-Men 2 is so cool that Joe Cool-Character would want to have the movie poster in his apartment. Creative integrity isn't really spoiled, instead of a character at the bar saying "lemme have a beer" he says "gimme an MGD". What's changed? Nothing really. Frame up a shot so that Suzy is walking toward the screen, with the rear of the new BMW Z4 visible on the right side and Suzy on the left. What's changed? One camera angle, which an assistant director would likely have taken care of anyway. Then maybe dump a solid five minutes worth of advertisements in between shows, so that people watching it "live" still catch some other ads. Not exactly a 'problem solved' but it does implement the ad in a different manner entirely.

  66. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by Antity · · Score: 2

    I don't know about the US, but here in Europe there are several TV shows that show the best/funniest/strangest commercials from all over the world.

    I love to watch these shows. Many of the commercials are even by the usual big companies that just don't run these commercials in my country.

    Hell, even _these_ shows are interrupted by "local" commercials, but it is just fun to watch.

    Most of the ads that are presented to us by the companies' local departments are just plain crap. Either crap, or they are running far to often. I hate to see commercials for the very same product four or five times an hour. Worse if it's crap.

    Marketing droids: Just make better commercials. This doesn't have to cost more. But most of what you produce is just.. well...

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  67. Very simple. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    A State-owned TV that is paid for by the taxpayers. This works fine where it exists (outside of the USA).

  68. Re:Great if you're socialist by mikeplokta · · Score: 2

    It's not, technically, a tax. Money the government makes you pay to them is a tax. Money the government makes you pay to somebody else is not a tax. Or do you consider compulsory car insurance or employer's liability insurance to be taxes?

  69. Subscriptions? Wouldn't help... by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2

    My preference as a UK citizen would be (a) keep the BBC funded by a license fee because then there's less commercial pressure and better output, and (b) have all other channels charge a subscription fee. Obviously you could choose whether or not you wanted a certain channel.

    The trouble is it wouldn't help. Why? Well the evidence speaks for itself: We already have subscription-only channels available by satellite and they show MORE adverts than the normal free-to-air channels. Even channels such as UK Gold and UK Play, which are part-owner by the BBC, routinely show 8-10 minutes of adverts in a 30 minute slot.

    (Apart from making you question what the subscription fee is for, this ruins the flow of a show and creates a feeling that these channels are just adverts with programmes thrown in occasionally, instead of the other way around.)

    In an ideal world TV would be free. In a plausible world we'd pay a reasonable subscription fee and not have to put up with adverts. Realistically, though, whatever happens, we're going to have more and more adverts thrown at us, whether we pay or not.

    But I still don't find ads half as annoying as on-screen logos...

    The UK Campaign for LOGO FREE TV

  70. Actually, the BBC is part of the 'establishment'. by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    But the BBC is part of the 'establishment'. It's not a separate company that is bound by all of the same rules and regulations that all other British companies have to live by. The BBC is basically a part of the 'State'.

    Paying the TV tax to the BBC is no different than the way you pay your state taxes to the state you live in and not to Washington. The BBC is part of the establishment, so I consider it a tax.

    And keep car insurance out of this. Car insurance is a good thing, and if we didn't have it, millions of people would get severely burned financially in crashes etc. Getting rid of the TV licence would harm no-one except ITV, since the BBC would, undoubtedly, steal some of their advertisers.

  71. It depends what TV can do for me... by drnomad · · Score: 3, Informative
    In Holland, we have public television. Usually because the government provides the channels with a very high budget paid from the people's taxes. Also laws say that the channels should have certain percentage of education, certain percentage of culture and certain percentage of etc...


    Sure, these channels provide much better TV (well, for me anyway) rather than the commercial channels, which broadcast the same average bull as the US channels do.


    I think there are several questions you might ask yourself when creating a business model. What can TV do for its audience?


    Once, four of the 8 commercial channels here in Holland, who own the best watched soap opera, announced that they would go behind the digital decoder. They made a gamble that people's addiction to this soap would force people to accept the new system. But what happened, a smaller national channel announced that they would never go behind the decoder and they owned a soap opera which was less popular, but still. So in the end, nobody went behind the decoder.


    So what is TV for people? Education? Entertainment? There's one little problem with TV : forcing the customer to do anything that they're not doing now and which costs them more money will end-result in a competitor giving the same service without the force. People want freedom, not watching Buffy does not mean you're gonna die.


    Just simply thinking of a business model is not enough. There's enough TV around anyway - you must have a good reason for me to watch your stuff.


    By the way, both education and entertainment have substitutes: go to a theatre or a concert or perhaps read a good book. No TV does not mean no fun.


    I guess you really have a problem.

  72. Re:Its funny...(BBC and CBC) by plcurechax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ads for BBC programmes are between shows not ever 10-15 minutes, so you can watch a show without interruptions. Which is very nice when the BBC runs movies on BBC1 or BBC2. I can't watch a movie with ad breaks, it ruins the experience. So I pay for premium movie channels like HBO.

    I use to get a kick out of American shows on BBC, they would insert "signs" like "end of part 1", "end of part 2" so that the pause in the footage, designed for commercial break, still worked. I think it also helps timing, but that is secondary to the viewer.

    CBC in Canada use to be commercial free, but without a TV license, their budget was too small. So now their budget is still too small and they have commercial. Mainly to afford to buy cheap American sitcoms and movies.

    I watch less and less "commercial" television. When I can, I prefer to go to an independent cinema, and watch an independent film. On average, I am fall less disappointed with indie films, see a broader range of cultural material (not just sitcoms from LA and NYC), better stories, and save money. I mean I would far rather see Amelié or 8 1/2 again than Blue Crush.

  73. Re:Great if you're socialist by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the great advantages of having no ads is that there is no concept of ratings. With no advertisers you can concentrate on the providing quality content, as opposed to stuff that is meant to please the advertiser.

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  74. And Commercials == Free TV Too! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    The question is why would we want to put "free" tv out of business?

    Regardless if you think that their business model is out of date (which it isn't), millions of people rely on local tv for news, severe weather alerts and the like.

    It seems quite selfish for PVR owners to ruin television for those people too poor to own such devices. If they choose to not watch commercials, great... but there is no reason to kill my local stations who bring me free programming.

    The sick thing is this: Cable TV shouldn't charge you for channels, many are commercially supported. The only thing you should pay for is HBO, etc (actually, they should charge only a modest amount for those Comedy Centrals and etc., although we pay out the ying-yang).

    What is bothersome is when you pay for something and you get commercials... other than that how can my local NBC station collect money on every set out there with rabbit ears? Exactly! they can't!

    Really, it's like web sites who provide information or entertainment but don't sell a product: how can they expect to survive? Donation? Give me a break.

    1. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Wait, so now people are owed free tv, just because they had it in the past? And cable tv should be free, just because it has ads? That's not a necessarily very accurate statement. Sure, cable stations have both ads AND subscriber revenue, but that's in part because each channel has a lower viewer base overall than the main networks: so despite the same number of ads, they don't get paid as much (since ads pay out in viewership, not mere display). So of COURSE they need subscriber fees to balance out the discrepancies...

    2. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      so now people are owed free tv, just because they had it in the past?

      No, they aren't owed it. But the dream of this country was a television in every home.

      Believe it or not there are good things that come through your local TV stations like crime and weather alerts for example.

      This country now DEPENDS on free TV, and it's essential that we don't lock out the majority of the population and risk their lives (and our strength) by not wanting to watch ads.

      Now that I've looked at it this way you doth protest too much. It takes a cry baby to not want something for free and complain that people still want it.

      If cable was to take over because it had better programming or less ads we would see it. Yet, even by your own account, the main networks still rule. And that is in spite of advertising.

      If you have the luxury of a PVR, great. But don't think that it's an excuse to get rid of "Major" television.

      If you had a plane would you expect that the roads be torn up?

      Free TV is essential to our nations survival for many reasons, not only speech issues (presidential debates, whatever) but Emergency Broadcast etc.

      You have no clue

    3. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you are simply making an arguement of habit, not of any sort of fundamental need.Just because we have become accustomed to doing something a certain way doesn't mean that change is bad.

      I>It takes a cry baby to not want something for free and complain that people still want it.

      Eh? If I can make any sense out of this arguement, it sounds like you actually think that "free" Tv is "free." But it's not: it's paid for using a bussiness model that may or may not be able to survive in the future. Of course people want to have things without paying for it. That's hardly the point.

      If you have the luxury of a PVR, great. But don't think that it's an excuse to get rid of "Major" television.

      Hello? It's not an "excuse": it's a matter of finding a way to financially support Tv.

      Come to think of it, you don't actually seem to be making much sense, so maybe I'm wasting my time in responding.

    4. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      But how can you charge on all those sets which aren't hooked into cable?

      See, millions depend on that free (as in commercial) tv. Not everyone has a PVR, cable or exclusivly watches DVD's.

      But my real point is in a situation of national security or severe weather the airways are the only dependable way to go.

      If you kill the commercials how do plan these stations would survive? They wouldn't unless we paid for them and there is no way to figure who should pay what. If you do want this "flawed" business model to die you will have to come up with a way to find out how many people have sets, what they should pay and then divy up who gets what.

      Why does everyone ignore this fact that local stations provide a strategic point to spread valuable information? That point alone nullifies your argument.

      Skip commercials, that is fine. But to kill millions of people's only way to get news... that seems quite selfish.

      Sorry if I become redundant, it's hard for me to grasp why you would ditch a way to learn of an air raid or tornado which could put your family in harms way.

      Cabled systems simply aren't reliable. The first thing that an invader does is kill communications.

      We have XM satellite we should get rid of FM just because?

      [On being free]it's paid for using a bussiness model that may or may not be able to survive in the future.

      Because you want to get it for free! You are saying it's paid for by commercials. Then you want to skip them, so by your own words it would be free. Stop complaining because there is commercial breaks.

    5. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---But my real point is in a situation of national security or severe weather the airways are the only dependable way to go.---

      So national security wasn't possible before TV? Come on: there are plenty of other ways to get messages out. Not everyone watches TV all day long anyway. And regardless, there will always be Tv signals and Tv stations that can be picked up by legacy tvs. It's just that commerical networks may not be able to survive. SOMEONE will be broadcasting no matter what.

      ---We have XM satellite we should get rid of FM just because?---

      Hello? No one is deciding to get rid of anything. Commercial services are coming and going do to market conditions.

  75. Re:Great if you're socialist by dvdeug · · Score: 3, Informative

    One of the great advantages of having no ads is that there is no concept of ratings. [...] you can concentrate on the providing quality content,

    You can provide content which will please the programmers. You will, however, have little indication of what pleases the public and honestly little reason to care. Stuff like that tends to carry fairly esoteric material, aimed to a narrow subset of the public (not nessecarily your subset!), instead of widely popular content.

  76. commercials during the shows by Sludge · · Score: 2

    Product placements (I've never seen numbers to know how much these bring in), and commercials that take up an arbitrary chunk of the screen would be effective still, if they played while the tv show is going on.

  77. The solution is simple by captaineo · · Score: 2

    It's already been discussed on Slashdot - advertisements will be incorporated into the scenes of each TV show. It will become impossible to separate "ad" from "show" without blacking out large portions of the screen...

    Personally I'd love to pay by the show - after all I only consider about 1% of the TV we pay for (~200 cable channels) worth watching. But the studios would probably balk at this because they'd have a hard time introducing new shows...

  78. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by jimbolaya · · Score: 2
    Sounds like all those "get paid to surf the web" offers. Are they still around? It was a model that didn't work on the web, and I'd be surprised if it would work for TV.

    The fact is, companies advertise because they actually want you to buy their stuff; they want your money, they don't want to give you theirs. So, if TV stations relying on advertisers is an "outdated method," then other companies relying on people, you know, actually finding out about their products so they can buy them must also be outdated.

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  79. Re:Great if you're socialist by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    And what great TV has come over the american airwaves recently? I haven't seen much, in fact I've taken to watching reruns of M*A*S*H, Bugs Bunny and Simpsons. Other than that, there isn't much good on TV here,ecept Who's Line Is It Anyways (oh but wait that's a british show).

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  80. that's not true either by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you can prove that you don't watch any television channels, you do not have to pay. If you watch television channels, but never watch the BBC, you still have to pay for it. So it's illegal to watch TV without paying for the BBC, even if you hate the BBC and never watch it.

    1. Re:that's not true either by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      The governement has vans that listen for TV tuners - 200,000 people a year are arrested for this. More info at the campaign to abolish the TV license. Remember the internet weather-forecasting toaster? It uses the internet instead of teletext (which requires no fixed wiring) because teletext requires a TV licence... go sound, no picture, go figure!

  81. Re:Great if you're socialist by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

    Per house. Oh, and if you've got a portable TV that runs off batteries, that's covered as well. And any video recorders, TV cards or other goodies.

    It's not a lot of money. You get 8 ad-free channels on digital TV, and 4 channels with ads. However, the ad breaks only last about 1 minute, and only happen every 15 minutes or so. Compare this with Sky 1, where the ads are about 2:30 every 10 minutes.

  82. of course it's survived by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    If you're a government, and can fund your programmes with taxes (that you can force all television-owners to pay even if they never watch your channel), it's not too hard to survive. But that's not exactly a "real" business model.

  83. we have that in the US, only it's optional by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    There are non-free channels that have no commercials -- HBO, etc. Only if you don't want them, you don't have to pay for them.

    On the other hand, the BBC makes everyone who owns a TV with a receiver pay for it, even if they don't like the BBC and never watch it. Good way to make money, if you can get it, but not exactly a fair business model.

    1. Re:we have that in the US, only it's optional by alext · · Score: 2

      Not exactly fair, no. But then I have to pay tax of £150 a year to keep my car on the road and I do a lot fewer miles than average.

      As it happens I haven't had a TV since the mid-80s, but that's not because I thought the funding model was wrong.

  84. I already pay by photon317 · · Score: 2


    I pay what I consider an exorbitant monthly fee for my digital cable access, considering the number of actual programming hours I watch - and then I still have to deal with fscking commercials.

    Here's the deal: Commercials are good, and should be there. TV really is different than renting a movie, and always should be. Yes, you can PVR your favorite stuff, but where's the fun in that. Live shows, your favorite sitcom, the local news, etc are all best enjoyed when they're actually on, not when replayed at will. Without the commercial breaks, when would you get up from the couch to move the laundry to the dryer, or step out for a cigarette, or grab a bag of popcorn?

    The problem is that they've gotten greedy and made too many commercials, to the point that they're just stupid and annoying wastes of my time. They need to go back to an "intermission" model. Raise my cable rates about 25% higher than they currently are - use a lot of that revenue to replace lost ad revenue instead of lining the cable company's inefficient pockets - and cut waaay back on commercials. I think an appropriate level would be one 3-5 minute commercial break during a half-hour regular TV show, and one 5-7 minute commercial break per hour during a longer item like a movie or major event. People would pay the extra cable bill to cover it - and product placement covers some more. If that's not enough to cover it - well then there's too many talentless worthless people in the entertainment industry with too much money, they can take the pay cut.

    And yes, they should send commercial marker signals, and PVRs should skip them. The commercials are for live watching, not for recording. And of course it should still be illegal to rebroadcast or sell your recordings, but there's no sense in trying to use technology to enforce that.

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  85. Product Placement by pbryan · · Score: 3, Funny

    The future is product placement, my friend. Only with product placement can commercial content get to viewers without such interference from pesky technology. Law & Order Classic, 2004:

    "Before we investigate and inevitably arrest the prime suspect, why don't we relax and enjoy the soothing, refreshing taste of a Vanilla Coke?"

    "Your honor, I request a recess so that we can try the new Subway Select Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich, only $2.99 for a limited time."

    "The jury is hopelessly deadlocked, your honor. Half of the jury believes that the the defendant's beverage tastes great. The other half is convinced that it is less filling."

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  86. How about my cable company pays? by Enry · · Score: 2

    Here's the real problem - there is no such thing as a free market of TV. ESPN and MTV can claim millions of viewers, but they have millions more (like me) who pay for the channel via cable but never watch it. Yea, like I really wanted to fund Pat Robertson's family channel..I mean Fox Family..I mean ABC family. And yes, I really like funding Fox News, don't you?

    The only choice I have is to either get those channels I don't watch, or go without what I would consider quality TV (TLC, Discovery, BBC America, and so on).

    I'd pay the same amount now that I pay for cable for 1/2 the available channels if I could choose what channels they were.

    This seems to work for the HBO/Showtime/Cinemax channels, and they even get in a good deal of original programming as well, so there's proof a method like this would work.

  87. Ad Distribution by forkboy · · Score: 2

    You know, a certain number of advertisers almost always promote their products on TV...if they are pushed out of television, they're going to have to find other avenues for advertising.

    This means for you....more spam, more banner ads, more radio commercials, more billboards, and whatever new and unusual methods of advertising they can think of. (The cell phone shills in bars from a previous article for example)

    I don't deny that TV commercials need to be toned down...but if they're gone entirely, that could make the rest of our existance get overloaded with ads.

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  88. New Advertising Model by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    With targetted advertising, the idea is to target those people who will buy you product.

    Thinking about this, we want this.

    Because then the sheep will become the targetted market.

    If you are not a sheep, you win. If you do not purchase the desired products, you do not meet the desired demographics, you fall off the radar.

    Just don't get trapped. Don't be sheep.

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    1. Re:New Advertising Model by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      You have it all wrong.

      Their idea is to target those people whom they want to buy their product.

      It's not about getting the ad to the right people, but making sure the ad gets seen/heard/read.

    2. Re:New Advertising Model by Alien54 · · Score: 2

      Their idea is to target those people whom they want to buy their product.vs the people who will by their product, vs the people who won't. these do not always overlapp well.

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    3. Re:New Advertising Model by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Tell them that, not me.

      They seem to think that its a matter of finding a method to force or persuade those that won't buy their product but have the money to, to buy it anyway.

  89. Re:Great if you're socialist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Actually the BBC license fee was created as a crony-capitalist protection measure, so that TV did not take advertising revenue from the newspapers.

    Granted that in 'libertopian capitalism' protectionist measures of this sort never never exist, just like libertopian capitalism itself. But in the real world the US today has heaps more protectionist measures of this sort than the UK has - the $190 billion farm bill, the steel tarifs and the trillions spent on military boondogles like Crusader, Start Wars, etc.

    The comercial driven US model of network television is entirely a creation of government. As Ithiel Pool noted in technologies of freedom the US government got control of TV by controlling access to the airwaves. The network TV model suits politicians because it allows them direct access to their constituents in TV adverts. Individual politicians don't have campaign ads in most countries for a simple reason, the TV systems are national, the coverage areas are too large to be used for an individual politician's campaign.

    Fortunately the network model is already collapsing under pressure from satelite and cable. Cable TV in theory offers the possibility of targetted local ads but in practice this only works well on the older analog systes with a small number of channels. When we had AT&T cable the 45 theoretical channels became 8 in practice once you eliminated the home shopping channels, religious channels run by child molesters, Fox NAZI news etc. So a politician could still get an audience with a buy on a small number of channels. With 100 odd channels that gets harder.

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  90. Make Adverts Illegal. by sbaker · · Score: 2

    We all pay for television because the cost of the products we buy includes a price for advertising that product. It follows that if there was no TV advertising, we'd save (on average) at least as much as it costs to produce those TV shows because all the products we'd buy would be proportionately cheaper.

    Ideally, adverts would cease, products would get cheaper - but we'd have to pay to watch TV. A simple pay-per-view model with encryption would be simple to create when digital broadcasting becomes standard.

    However, Joe Public wouldn't like that (because he's irrational and doesn't understand numbers) so we'd have pay for TV out of a sales tax raised on the kinds of products that used to be advertised. Since without adverts, products would be cheaper, raising the tax should have no economic effect on society as a whole.

    We ought to be able to save money overall because the cost of filming the adverts is significant - and that's an expense that just doesn't occur in the new world. Of course without the adverts, we'd need more content-per-hour but you need that if you are advert-skipping with your PVR anyway.

    Advertising is just a *huge* drain on everyone's resources - it should be illegal. Just *ban* in. The constitutional right to free speech in the USA should NEVER have been extended to companies - it should only apply to individuals.

    If there was no advertising whatever in the world, we'd all be MUCH better off. No TV interruptions, no ugly freeway billboards, no SPAM, no cold callers, no popup ads. Cheaper goods, more broadcast bandwidth. Products would have to be sold on their true merits instead of their advertising budgets. Small companies could compete with the big guys on an equal footing once more. More choice, better quality.

    You could still find out the best products that are out there (if you really NEED to know which is the better soap powder) using a model similar to online book stores where you have reviews of the product written by the general public. That gives you the TRUTH and it's genuinely an opt-in system. If I'm going to buy a car, I'd much rather read the reviews written by people who own the car than watch pictures of it driving along improbably twisty roads or splashing pointlessly through mud. As a male dog owner, I wouldn't even need to *know* about the existance of things like Cat Litter and Feminine Hygene products...Hooray!

    You *might* still allow companies to have *strictly* opt-in advertising - like their own web sites extolling the virtues of their product - or opt-in email bulletins about new products that their customers might be interested in.

    Death to All Advertising!

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    1. Re:Make Adverts Illegal. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      A better idea is to remove the tax deduction for advertising as a business expense. Maybe set a cutoff point to protect small businesses but force mass advertising to be tamed. Right now large businesses waste huge amounts of $ on some pretty pointless and invasive advertising campaigns with the consumer being forced to pay for them through higher costs. Let the companies pay the true cost of advertising and eventually they'd have to limit it to keep their products affordable.

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    2. Re:Make Adverts Illegal. by sbaker · · Score: 2

      Ah - you are assuming that I would like the no-adverts law to be a civil offense.
      No! I think *criminal* law should be involved. You see an advert, you call 911! :-)

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  91. Re:Why assume we need commercials at all? by Stonehand · · Score: 2

    Open source entertainment?

    *shrug*

    I spent a couple of summers in the Seattle area, where they had (and probably still have) a public-access channel. On it were some of the strangest shows I've ever seen, like "Bong Hit Championships" (dial in and inhale while they time you, if memory serves) and, ISTR, a very strange Rev. Bruce something-or-other who delivered odd, philosophical rants while his minions rigidly stood at attention behind him.

    While people may be good at one thing, you may have to search and search and search to find /them/ amongst the crowd...

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  92. Options are important by dh003i · · Score: 2

    Much as some ads are annoying, they still serve a purpose. They help the station generate revenue, which ultimately reduces the amount of money you have to pay.

    So what should happen is people should have choices between ad-supported stations and ones for which they have to pay extra.

    Granted, ad-supported stations will face (pretty much) insurmountable difficulty with new technologies which allow people to skip over ad sections. The solution to this is to make ads people are interested in -- targetted advertisement.

    This means more than just breaking people down into groups; i.e., everyone who watches FOX NEWS must be interested in The Wall Street Journal, so we'll put advertisements for it there. What's needed is for targetted advertisement depending on the person. A person's machine monitors what shows (s)he watches, and a person inputs information on what type of products he'd be interested in, and can rate ads...this can allow a system in their device (w/o any privacy concerns, b/c it'd all be in their device) to target ads to them.

  93. Addiction by limekiller4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tumbleweed writes:
    "By this argument, the same thing applies to movies, so great films, like, say, Casablanca or City of Lost Children, do nothing for you - you're just sitting there, doing nothing. TV and movies can also stimulate the imagination. I get great ideas from movies, and even if I didn't, what's so bad about being entertained? It's not a dirty word, you know."

    Funny you should mention City, it's probably my "favorite" movie (I have about 10 of them, one for each genre, really).

    I don't agree and it's because of magnitude. Television is specifically programmed to have a "walkthru" effect. One show sort of segues into the next and tries to have a gradual transition between demographics. When a movie is over, it's over. If you're talking about watching a movie then another then another, yes, you're right.

    "That depends on the book, and upon the reader. I enjoy lots of tv, but I'm also a writer, photographer, and several other things."

    Well, here I think it's getting unnecessarily personal, and I'll even take the blame for it. I'm not criticizing those that watch tv so much as pointing out something that people may not want to admit.

    Consider this paper by the Journal of Cognitive Liberties.

    " I find it interesting that someone on Slashdot, of all places, is bitching about tv. Methinks you need to take a long hard look at yourself."

    I don't follow. What does reading Slashdot ...have to do with bitching about television? By reading this website am I obliged to assume some median mindset and interest pool? This is entirely ad hominem.

    "I'd say that more likely, the reactions are those of people who realize you're an extremist, little different from, say, someone on a macrobiotic diet. As the saying goes, "Just because noone understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.""

    This is "apples to orange" and I'll explain why. With a macrobiotic diet, you can reasonably assume the person -- unless there is some compelling reason -- is "throwing the baby out with the bathwater." In other words, as you said, they're an extremist. However this doesn't apply to a person who watches no television at all because you'd have to argue that there is something on television that is more worthwhile (or, to keep in the same vein, "mentally nutritious") than doing whatever it is that I want to do. With your example, it's scientifically demonstrable that they're "losing out," with tv it's merely a matter of opinion.

    "Yep, I do think that's crazy. Not as crazy as burning books, but it's certainly within the same mindset. At the very least, sell your tv to someone else. :)"

    Nonsense! Burning books was done to censor and quash freedom of speech. I'm not doing anything of the sort by burning my own TV. You have the right to speak, I'm not obliged to listen to you!!

    Besides... Which position really is more extreme? Extremism is in the eye of the bell curve. From my perspective, it's mighty odd that I don't know a single person who does not watch TV. Not a single one. That's extreme.

    To you, I'm a bigot. To me, habitual television viewers are addicted by the very definition. The difference is that your position is an opinion, but my position is scientifically demonstrable. I'm anti-addiction.

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    1. Re:Addiction by nathanh · · Score: 2
      If ..and that's a big flippin' if ...this was the level of quality of tv and IF it was done in moderation, I'll agree. But first, it's not. It's not even close.

      Then that's a problem with the person, not with the TV. Blaming TV for over-indulgence is like blaming cheeseburgers for making people fat. The person has the opportunity to watch quality material. If they choose not to then that's their own decision.

      Television isn't nearly so helpful, its harmful, demonstrably so, both in wasted time and the indoctrination it metes out, just to name two.

      I can only imagine you think that the halfwit slob who sits in front of mindless drek would be an Einstein if they just turned off the TV. This is a false hope. They'd be a halfwit slob whether they watched TV or not. Turning the TV off will not turn an idiot into an Einstein, or the lazy slob into a productive person.

      No, you haven't made your point. Heck, you haven't even outlined one.

      What is this? Counter-argument by assertion? Is this something you learnt while not watching TV?

  94. Targetted Advertising by kpayne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work for a company, whose parent company incubated a small project originally dubbed "TAB" for "Targetted Advertising Box." The idea was basically to build a website where customers could sign up, choose their preference in advertisements, and then they would receive a set top box that would intercept the cable signal and replace commercial with those targetted advertisements. Since this box would be just like a cable box and contain account information, you could also click a button on the remote to e-mail you some more information about a product, or to show more ads like that one. What was the payoff? They'd pay your cable bill. I would not mind a system like that in the least, and with digital cable boxes already containing broadband functionality (tv listings, ordering PPV without a phoneline, etc.), it would seem to work reasonably well. Thoughts?

  95. Re:You can't get enough of that wonderful Duff by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't watch Will and Grace, so I can't comment on that episode, but I'm assuming from the tone of the statement that you consider it to be a crappy episode. I'll give you that. Even very skilled writers have a hard time figuring out how to implement a story line similar to what I imagine the show centered around without a) selling out or b) pissing off sponsors.

    But take, for example, the Kenny Roger's Roasters, Drake's Coffee cake, or Black Saab episodes of Seinfeld (episodes for which the studio and writers received no compensation at all). Kramer was conflicted because the neon sign of the Kenny Roger's place was keeping him up, but the chicken tasted so good. People can laugh at Kramer's misfortunes and still get the idea that Kenny Roger's makes a tasty chicken (for the record, it is pretty good). Had KRR paid the writers/studio for that episode, it would've been a perfect example of what I'm describing. For the record, Seinfeld fans consider the Drake's Cake and Kenny Roger's episodes to be some of the funniest around, not to mention that the season arcs about Jerry getting his own show on NBC (a show about nothing) would've worked wonderfully as an NBC self-ad.

    The Simpsons (social satire) used to be rife with Fox insults ("wow, Fox turned into a hardcore porn station so fast", "I'm sure there's something better on from those fine folks at ABC", "Friday's just another day between NBC's thursday night must-see TV and Saturday's CBS crap-o-rama"), which I'm sure would do as good a job as "you're watching Fox".

    Insidious? It's not a global conspiracy; it's just the way TV's business model works, and it's likely the way it always will work. For all the talk of $2 per show with free previews, it plays out a hell-of-a-lot like the micropayments idea that web comics wish they could implement. It sounds great, but really, the public would simply be too lazy to engage in it. Oh, and I'm sure Visa will love to handle $1 and $2 charges all day long (and the credit disputes customers will bring when 'this show sucked').

    Fact of the matter is that advertising is what pays for TV. Until they can prove that a micropayment system works reliably, they're probably gonna stick to the same plan that's been working for the past 50 years. Sure, they may modify it a bit if PVRs start allowing large amounts of people to skip commercials, but they'll make their money somehow. I currently own two DVD television show compilations: Buffy Seasons one and two. It's a grand total of about $70 worth of television shows. Now assuming my apartment complex didn't include extended cable by default, the cable I get right now (extended basic) would cost me about $40 a month. That price is partly subsidized by advertising dollars, as the $10/month for a single channel of ad-less HBO would indicate. Assuming an ad-less TV setup (and interpolating that $10/month tag for ease of math/estimation), I'd need to spend a good, solid $80/month to see the television shows I enjoy: I'd need UPN for Buffy, Fox for Simpsons, NBC for Friends, The History Channel for the cool stuff that comes on it, HGTV for the girlfriend, TNN for their Next Generation re-runs (for the girlfriend; am I the only geek who DOESN'T like Star Trek?), Cartoon Network for the occasional anime that I enjoy watching, and the Food Network (Iron Chef). I'd rather deal with Iron Chef using Ginsus, Bart getting the latest Eidos videogame instead of Blood Warrior 3 (although the fake videogames are always funny), or a plug for Home Depot during an HGTV remodeling show than shell out a smooth $80 for the eight channels we watch at my place. If it comes to that, then I'll decide at that point if $80 is worth it, but until then, I'll deal with the subtle insidiousness.

    Just as an aside, I do try to help out those things that I enjoy. I bought the Buffy DVDs despite the fact that I have every season already archived on CD-Rs. And no, it isn't the "incredible picture quality" that motivated me (the tape to DVD transfer on those DVDs is wretched, particularly the first season). I just like Buffy, and I hope to encourage further seasons. I've bought T-Shirts from Thinkgeek and comic compilation books from Bob the Angry flower. There's a fine line between "being a good little consumer" and keeping the companies (or programs) I like in business/on the air.

  96. Slashdot vs. TV by Rick+Richardson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't decide whether I'd rather watch TV shows with commercials or read the articles with "Comments" on Slashdot.

    Mindless drivel vs. um, mindless drivel.

    I think I'll stick with TV and commercials. At least with TV, I'm not tempted to waste even more time responding to the mindless drivel.

    -Rick

  97. Pull the Plug; Adopt the UK Model? by reallocate · · Score: 2

    I'm stupid enough to pay a wad of cash every month to my local cable monopoly to feed me a bunch of useless programs I don't watch. If you're in the States, odds are your payin' someone, too.

    Bear in mind that commercial TV is just that: commercial. From an economic point of view, it is an advertising and marketing medium for the sponsors. They'd run white noise if we'd watch it.

    The best way to change television's "business model" is to turn off your set and cancel your cable or satellite subscription.

    Personally, I'd opt for the UK's TV license fee scheme. A lot of Brits don't like it because it's mandatory and enforced, but the programming is better.

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  98. news ticker by purepower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you know those 'news tickers' that cnn display at the bottom of the screen. Why not turn those into commercials that run during the show...

  99. Cut out the middle men by ziriyab · · Score: 2
    Why do we have to watch commercials in the first place? Why not just buy the programs you like from its producers? This way more money ends up in the hands of the artists and the bloated networks can just die a miserable death. This assumes high-speed connections will be more common, but I think it would rock.

    1. Re:Cut out the middle men by reallocate · · Score: 2

      "Artists" don't produce TV shows. They act in them. They work for the network, or producer, or whoever.

      I'm guessing we couldn't afford to pay for anything we'd want to watch if we had to buy programming directly from the producers. Especially because they'd need to jack up the price of any new program to recoup their costs in getting the first show out the door.

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    2. Re:Cut out the middle men by ziriyab · · Score: 2

      The producers, writers, set designers, etc. are artists too, right? Most actors are just overpaid eye candy.

  100. My mother, an alternative, and why I dislike BBC by not_cub · · Score: 2
    My mother read an article on PVR users skipping adverts the other day. (background info: My mother, like most mothers, is not so into tech-stuff.) Her take on it was one that I'm not sure I've seen mentioned here. It was, "if everybody hates adverts so much that the first thing they do when they can is skip the adverts, why are advertisers bothering in the first place?"

    You have to wonder. These guys spend gazillions on putting their message in front of people who really don't want to see it. I guess it's just a shame that PVRs have drawn their attention to this, so that they'll no longer fund your favourite show. The question then really boils down to, "How can we continue to kid them that advertising is worthwhile, so they'll continue to foot the bill?" This, unfortunately, sounds like a fairly doomed arrangement to me.

    The most sensible alternative I have seen, is pay-per-show. Already, you can go to Blockbuster, and hire a DVD or video of several Friends episodes or Star Trek episodes, or whatever floats your boat. Extending this to TV is entirely possible with PVRs, and if priced well, could be an entirely attractive option (after all, I'm not interested in subscribing to a channel, just in seeing the few shows I want to watch). I know I'd be happier to subscribe to a season of Futurama, than to a channel which may or may not show that season of Futurama. This may not be ideal in all situations. For example, I can see that the current system may work better for music channels, for which I am more interested in seeing a stream of "whatever they want to show me". However, I believe this system could satisfy everybody's interests for more general programming.

    On a different note, to all the British posters who have pointed out the BBC's funding model, I have to say, I don't watch any BBC programs, and I resent being gouged for 100 quid a year for a service I don't want. I'm sure that this socialist model of TV funding would *not* be accepted in the US, even if things were centralized enough for it to be possible.

    not_cub

    PS Last time I said bad things about the BBC, all hell broke loose. Moderators who love the BBC, feel free to ignore that bit ;)

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  101. How do "roads" survive without toll billboards? by Sleepy · · Score: 2

    How do airlines survive without subsudies?

    And so on.

    I think TV will get annoying INLINE banner ads. That's all. Next question.

  102. Re:Great if you're socialist by reallocate · · Score: 2

    Bugger off. Taxes do not equal socialism. UK programming is better, on average, than programming in the States. As is any TV that doesn't depend on advertising revenue.

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  103. Re:Take a Step Back by mpe · · Score: 2

    The idea of "product placement" goes back to these days as well. If you watch the old kinescopes (check your local video store for these), you'll see the cast perform the commercial right in the middle of a scene. "Wouldn't you like some fresh Knudsen milk on that?" "Oh, yes Knudsen makes the best milk." The cast of "I Love Lucy" was required to smoke during every episode; they were sponsored by Philip Morris.

    The term "soap opera" originally applied to soap commercials pretending to be drama.

  104. Re:why don't we take a look at the rest of the wor by Laplace · · Score: 2

    Profit cannot come before people, because it is exactly people who purchase your product or service.

    Running for office, are we?

    Reality check here. If is costs a corporation a million dollars to use slave labor in a third world nation to build a product that will create ten million dollars of revenue, you can bet your ass (or, the asses of a whole shitload of slave labor) that the company will jump on the opportunity.

    It's called business, and business has been business for a good long time.

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  105. The only thing standing in the way... by tlambert · · Score: 2

    "The only thing standing in the way of `video on demand' is lack of demand." -- WiReD, 1996

    Sure, it works for blacked out sporting events and porn, but that's all it has ever worked on, and that a very small percentage of the television watching market that wants to see Mike Tyson chew someones ear off.

    -- Terry

    1. Re:The only thing standing in the way... by kubrick · · Score: 2

      a very small percentage of the television watching market that wants to see Mike Tyson chew someones ear off.

      Hey, maybe that can be the next step into the reality TV mire. You thought it couldn't get worse than Anna Nicole Smith? Think again.

      It's "The Mike Tyson Show"!

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  106. NASCAR's race car advertising by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    Then, of course, the teams have logos on their jerseys, something which I am amazed American companies/sports teams haven't jumped on.

    Perhaps one of the best examples in the world of very effective advertising is the way racing cars are painted. If you're seen a NASCAR race, each race car is painted in a different color livery, a color livery designed on behest of the primary sponsor of the car. I mean, who can forget the black-colored GM Goodwrench #3 Chevy race car of the late Dale Earnhardt? Or the rainbow-colored DuPont #24 Chevy of Jeff Gordon? Or the brown and white colored #88 Ford of Dale Jarrett? The color liveries of each race team not only serves to publicize the sponsor's name, but also provides a distinct identity to the team.

    This is why I think by 2010 every professional sport in the USA will have team uniforms that will include a visible display of the team's primary commercial sponsor, just like what has been done on the top-tier European soccer teams. Anyway, here in the USA is already happening to sporting goods manufacturers; in the case of the American football the logo of Riddell, Nike, Reebok, etc. are seen on the complete football uniform of each player.

  107. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by gabec · · Score: 2

    yeah it's a lot like looking at your watch and then someone sitting with you notices and says "oh, what time is it?" and you have to look again because you really weren't paying attention the first time.. lol. that crap happens to me all the time! ;)

  108. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by ArcSecond · · Score: 2

    Actually, yes. It is well known that poor people normally end up spending 100% of their money. Where do you think all the money McDonald's makes comes from? The Chattering Classes? No, welfare moms.

    So yes, advertising to the poor is a very good idea. Especially if you want to keep them distracted and entertained. Opiate of the masses and all that.

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  109. Re:I got one... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2
    And just what is it that you are defending..."reality TV" and mindless shitcoms...in short, living vicariously through the exploits of imaginary characters.

    This in an excerpt from a comment made on another discussion site:

    In a cafe recently two women sat behind me who reminisced at length about their memories. But they were not shared memories at all; they were episodes of "Seinfeld." In reality, these two women shared none of the experiences they were recounting; at the time they were alone in a dark room staring at a lit box. Fake memories implanted by others. Scary. All that time they could have been doing something. I finally gave up television when I heard this quote, I forget who said it: "no one ever lay on their deathbed and wished they had watched more television." That did it


    I may be an assclown but at least my ass isn't 300lbs and fed on a steady diet of olestra, ding-dongs, pork rinds, and bacteria-and-hormone-ridden meat while sitting stupefied before a mind-numbing television set awaiting the next episode of sad families being humiliated on "Cops."
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  110. off is better. by twitter · · Score: 2
    ...proud that they've turned the TV off. It's as if they think it's a huge achievement that puts them above the common man.

    ...It's like being proud of no longer reading books, or no longer listening to music, or no longer going out to restaurants or movies.

    Nope and nope. Not better than the common man, unless you define the common man as a passive lump that lives to suck down mindless dribble. Nor is turning off the boob tube like denying yourself of those other things. Those things you chose out of many things and only do once or twice a week. TV just rams crap down at you. The less of it you watch, the more time you have for those other good things.

    I'm not proud of the fact that I don't waste my time watching TV, I'm proud of the things I've done instead. BS, most of a MS, got an excellent job, and competitive bike riding. Not bad eh? Some of them would have to go if I wasted an hour or two a night trying to get news and relaxation off the tube. I love to tell people that they should turn the damn thing off because I want others to have good things too. How unsatisfying a source of news and relaxation TV is can only be understood after two or three months of not watching it. After a year or so, TV looks like it's broadcast from another planet.

    Orwell called it prolefeed and it was for everyone.

    In a better world, people will continue to sing, act and entertain each other without the sponsorship of large and small corporate intersts. I'm looking forward to the death of advertising in general. Boycot advertisers when you can.

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    1. Re:off is better. by nathanh · · Score: 2

      Your arrogance is unbelievable. People who watch the "boob tube" are all "proles". You are a "better" person with a "better" life. TV is "crap". In fact, it's nothing but "corporate intersts" [sic]. We should all "Boycot" [sic] TV to avoid the "mindless dribble".

      The most incredible aspect of your behaviour is that you feel the need to evangelize! It's as if you've found religion.

  111. Re:Great if you're socialist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
    Actually, this statement is incorrect. The BBC sold more than one million licenses before its first radio broadcast [bbc.co.uk] on 14 November 1922. Its first television broadcast [bbc.co.uk] wasn't until 2 November 1936, when there were only a few thousand television receivers. Obviously, the BBC license fee was not created to protect newspaper advertising revenues from TV.

    That is where you are wrong. The BBC was from the very start conceived as a television and radio broadcasting company. Considerable sums were spent on research into television and a substantial amount of the technology used in modern TV was developed by the BBC.

    The BBC was formed as a corporation in 1922 and received its royal charter in 1927. The first television signals were broadcast in 1936. The Hansard records of the House of Commons debates demonstrate that the potential of television was fully understood.

    It does not take a great leap of imagination to realize the potential of combining the movies and radio. The newspaper barons understood correctly that TV would threaten both their power and their revenues.

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  112. I really don't care if it doesn't survive... by frAme57 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model, but there's a problem: these sources are where A LOT of the content for your PVR comes from. If they die, there's nothing for your PVR to record."

    So now that viewers have found a way around the tedious mindfuck that is TV advertisement, maybe broadcast TV will finally die a natural death. Hopefully it will do so before we're all forced to buy HDTV enabled sets.

    And honestly, who cares? There is so much else out there to do now. You can reclaim that TV time (books, family, friends, projects, sleep) or waste it even more pleasantly (DVDs, video games, online chat clients, the web, mp3 hunting, sleep).

    Don't get me wrong - I'm no "TV is evil; unplugging it will cure all your problems" preacher. But if making broadcast TV tolerable to watch is what kills it - doesn't that mean its been doomed all along? And to put broadcast TV on life support just to keep your TiVO out of the attic for a few more months? Be real. That's like protesting the overall shift to CDs - so that AOL will keep sending you free, easy to reformat floppy discs!

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  113. Buffy "amazing" TV? Pffft. by crovira · · Score: 2

    The BBC model tells me that there IS good programming available. Without it the American channels would have nothing to rip-off.

    The amount of content from across the pond that has been morphed into something shorter to make room for the ads and "dumbed down" should make the MPAA and RIAA beg NOT to be taken out behind the congress and shot at dawn like the thieving dogs that they are.

    But as long as advertisers hold the reins, you're not going to see anything worth watching for the most part because it distracts from the ads.

    I tossed out the set years ago and apart from snatches of sports events caught in the occasional visits to some bars, I'm much happier reading or sitting in front of my monitor.

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  114. Re:There's another option by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    I get that song stuck in my head for hours at a time....

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  115. Re:Elitest snob (Huh?) by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    That is your opinion, and you are in the minority.

    I made a claim: that if an entertaining group is not affected by the opinion of its audience, then they will tend to perform stuff that they like, which is frequently not what the majority likes. Of course it's an opinion, but it's not a judgement call; it could easily be tested. Whether or not others disagree is irrelevant to the truthfulness of the claim.

    One example of this may be French cinema; I'm told at one point in time, it was almost completely funded by the French government, and French audiences went to see American movies because few wanted to see the French movies.

    the ability to watch something just because it is fun?

    It's very hard to make something fun; it's much easier to make it "deep", and "insightful". What do you think that most show makers, freed of commercial obligations, would go for?

  116. LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Hospitals don't proscribe "tylenol" they proscribe "Acetaminophen" or "APAP", which are both terms for the generic chemical in Tylenol. And they don't proscribe it, but usualy Acetaminophen mixed with codine.

    If real tylenol was mixed with codine, they sure as hell wouldn't need to advertize the stuff :P

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    1. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by drsoran · · Score: 2

      If real tylenol was mixed with codine, they sure as hell wouldn't need to advertize the stuff :P

      What do you classify as "real" Tylenol? Tylenol #3 or higher DO have codine in them. If you just mean that "Extra Strength" Tylenol crap then I agree. You might as well take sugar pills.

    2. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by sessamoid · · Score: 2

      Hospitals don't "proscribe" Tylenol for anything except perhaps liver failure patients. You probably meant "prescribe." And actually, hospitals don't prescribe a damn thing. The doctors still do that in my country.

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    3. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      Prescription - noun
      4 a : a written direction for a therapeutic or corrective agent; specifically : one for the preparation and use of a medicine b : a prescribed medicine c : something like a doctor's prescription

      When your doctor says to the nurse "give him tylenol", your doctor has prescribed tylenol. Coincidentally, I never used the word prescribe in my message, I used the language the Tylenol commercials use - I had hoped people would put it together. I think most did.

      You think doctor's only refer to it as Acetaminophen or APAP? I can't think of a time my daughter's pediatrician has referred to over the counter analgesics / fever reducers as anything other than "Tylenol" or "Advil". He always refers to Guaifenesin as "Robitussin" too. I can't say my experience matches yours.

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  117. So you're contradicting yourself... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    I'm not a conspiracy theorist, mind you. The only conspiracy is one of stupidity and sheep-like behavior, both for consumers and those making executive decisions in corporate America.

    But you originally said that most peoples buying wouldn't change. Now you are complaining about a "Sheep-like behavior conspiracy"... the fact of the matter is most people

    The fact of the matter is, thinking about stuff requires mental effort, and just like physical effort, people in general try to avoid it as much as possible.

    People might benefit if they spent hours investigating different kinds of soaps, headache remedies, and colas. But they would also save money if they build their own house.

    It might not be worth it.

    And no, you wouldn't fail. You'd survive, maybe even make a comfortable revenue. You just can't make the outrageous yearly profits that everyone demands, or meet the gov's expectations of economic growth rate.

    Average corporate profits in this country are like 5% or something.

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  118. It's very simple... by KFury · · Score: 2

    Watch EdTV.

    Already CNN, MSNBC, and a lot of other news stations have a bottom portion of the screen dedicated to metanews. The answer will probably be that they will periodically take over the lower portion of the screen to show sponsorship information. Networks could work with production companies to find the times when this is least intrusive to the story, since a cognitive disruption damages the brand and the show at the same time, after all.

    In my opinion, this would almost be worth it to get rid of commercial breaks. True, commercials would have to lack video, and have to be compelling enough to entice with just words or graphics on a smaller piece of real estate (cough*bannerads*cough), but this might not be such a bad thing...

  119. Cable by msheppard · · Score: 2

    I already pay a cable bill every month. I'm sure they can re-partition that money so the content providers get MORE, as I am sure the already get SOME. I mean, hello? I pay for the shows I want already, I pay to have Fox so I may watch the Simpsons. I don't watch MTV, so I don't pay for it. That's why there are no commercials on HBO etc... The system is already entirely there, the business model is proven, bring on FOX-BO or something where you pay a couple bucks more a month to get it and there are no commercials.

    M@

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  120. Why do they think they work? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Seriously, this is ridiculous. How do you know chocolate will taste good when you put it in your mouth? How do we know sex causes babies? How do we know providing water to crops makes them grow?

    Its all about observed correlations. We do something, we see a change. If it happens over and over, we can assume that it'll make a change if we do it in the future.

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    1. Re:Why do they think they work? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Its all about observed correlations. We do something, we see a change. If it happens over and over, we can assume that it'll make a change if we do it in the future.

      Which is all well and good when you can isolate the agents . Is it enough to know that you feel better when you bang your head against the wall, to conclude that banging your head against the wall makes you feel better? What if, every time you happen to bang your head, someone also shoots you up with morphine?


      And for advertising, it gets even better: It's not a one-to-one causation; it's a "x percentage of viewers" thing. And it's not strongly temporally linked -- we all "know" that even good ad campaigns have a lag time as the concept "seeps" into the "mass consciousness". And of course, there's nothing like isolated causation at all. Did Sears really sell more air conditioners because of that ad? Or because it's summer and people need air conditioners? Perhaps both... but how do you deconvolve the bit that's due to advertising?


      My argument was, and remains, that the effectiveness of advertising is not measured becuase the tools are too coarse, the sample too diverse, and the data too sparse. While some advertising clearly leaves its mark, even after a century of trying, the ad execs haven't figured out why -- or whether this particular campaign will yield benefits.


      Which leads back to my original position: Executives spend millions on advertising not necessarily because it will work as much as because they believe it will work.

    2. Re:Why do they think they work? by electroniceric · · Score: 2

      Which leads back to my original position: Executives spend millions on advertising not necessarily because it will work as much as because they believe it will work.

      And therefore millions of dollars move around hourly because of what people think will work. Which means they do work, in some fashion, or at least inasmuch as people like to think they're right. Crazy to think that we mostly live inside the head trip of a few executives politicians and other notables.

      Interestingly, your assertion is true about most activities that people of all stripes undertake. The funny thing is that only this bizarre "rationalist" tradition tries to maintain that you don't have to resort to that leap of faith all the time, but rather can "reason" your way through.

  121. Re:Great if you're socialist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Pardon my ignorance, but how can the BBC be conceived a TV broadcasting when television was not invented [ideafinder.com] (patented) till 1927.

    In those days you had to actually invent something before you were granted a patent. So the patent came after the research and inventing was done rather than after which is the more common model today. Also it was not possible to patent mere notions such as 'broadcast of moving pictures', you had to actually build the thing and demonstrate that it worked.

    Copies of Hansard from the 1920s are not online. However it is not exactly an obscure publication, pretty much every university library in the UK has a set.

    Or you could just read a biography of Reith.

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  122. Subscription Video On Demand by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 2
    VOD is cool, but the next business model that cable companies (and cable company equipment providers like Scientific-Altanta and Motorola Broadband) are looking now at is SVOD.

    They found that with VOD, people might watch a movie or two a month. With SVOD, where you pay a flat fee (say, $10) per month and get unlimited VOD, people watch it like f*cking crazy. And got addicted and never ever EVER left their cable bill unpaid!

    The biggest problem the cable companies have is "churn" (customer turnover) and SVOD is a churn killer.

    So the cable companies are currently building out the infrastructure to support SVOD.

  123. Wow. So many minds, zero answers by RalphSlate · · Score: 2

    I'm amazed. We have thousands of the world's best and brightest minds here, yet no one can come up with a better alternative to fund television than advertising.

    There were a few other alternatives suggested, but all were actually more intrusive than commercials -- Buffy the Vampire slayer killing and then slamming down a Dew? C'mon.

    "Sponsorship"? That's almost ridiculous -- why would you "sponsor" a TV show when you can't sell your product like you can in a commercial? How many people actually go out and buy a Budweiser because they "sponsor" a tennis tournament? Sponsorship is almost completely ineffective without commercials to reinforce the message.

    Paying for the shows? Well, from the sampling here, people are willing to pay $0.50 per show and not much more. HBO was raised as an example of how paying for a network works out, but then again, what, are there about 20 hours (out of 744) of original programming on HBO per month? Plus, how many TV stations would there be if each one cost $15/month like HBO? Plenty of people may subscribe to a pay channel, but how many of you subscribe to 5, or 10 of them? Last I checked, I don't fix my tuner to a single network, I like shows on at least a dozen different channels. $15 x 12 networks is a lot more than I'm giving up now by watching commercials.

    Could it possibly be that the advertising format is actually the optimal way for TV to be funded? If there was a better model, wouldn't it have been tried by now? If sponsorship was so great, why did it get phased out in the 50's? If product placement is so great, why aren't all shows stacked full of products? Why doesn't a network eliminate all commercials and use that as a way to attract audience?

    Maybe because any other way to pay for the programming won't work.

    So does it make sense to selfishly destroy TV as we know it through technology? Sure, we can do it. But should we? Why destroy TV just because we can?

    Ralph

    1. Re:Wow. So many minds, zero answers by epine · · Score: 4, Insightful


      All of the production costs, including the advertisements themselves, distribution costs (cable systems and satellite systems), plus exorbitant celebrity costs are being covered by consumers at large under the current business model.

      This model exploits the network effect. A product heavily promoted on television will garner a larger display and back stock at the local retailer, because enough idiots out there think they are one glove or one shoe or one shirt away from being Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan. This reduces the stock of alternative products. If you don't want television, you just want the best shoe, there's a nice $50 shoe only they don't stock size 12. What happens? You walk out of the store with an $80 Nike, and one more slab of god awful television has just earned its commission.

      It's not much different than the MS model. Those of us who don't watch television end up paying our tithes nevertheless. You can escape the net occassionally by buying your local eco soap, if you are spry enough to pull products off the floor shelf (which you have to crouch down to even see).

      Let's suppose you set up a market to commission shows based on user contributed fees (supposing you can collect the $100,000 per episode it would take to make this work). In this model, the audience effectively owns the show. If the show ends up being really good, people who didn't participate in the commission will want to watch it. You would have to set up a fee system which returns profits to the original backers (the audience members with the foresight to commisssion the show).

      Now we have a very interesting situation. Sally wants to see a show and she knows Bob is entitled to view the show because he participated in the initial round of funding. Sally asks Bob to tape the show so that she can avoid paying the fee. At one level this is ripping Bob off of a few microcents. On another level, if Sally bakes him a single chocolate muffin out of gratitude, he comes out ahead having ripped himself off.

      What we have here is a P2P version of tragedy of the commons. It would be extremely difficult to make any system work where the backers of a show are not conceptually distinct from the audience of the show.

      The reason the current system endures is because it creates a very high barrier to defection. Sure you can skip the commercials with a little bit of vigilance, but chances are you still get dinged at your local retail outlet, best intentions notwithstanding.

      It internet groceries (and retail in general) had actually succeeded, it might have been possible to break this model. It would be great to be able to purchase dry goods via a web interface with user controlled filters. Transfatty oils? Click, gone. More sugar than fruit juice? Click, gone. MSG? Click, gone. Lifetime RDA for sodium in one sip? Click, gone. It would be like having your own supermarket with the top shelf on the bottom and the bottom shelf on top. That would have seriously impacted the existing television model. Which is precisely the reason this form of retail never had a snowball's chance in hell. If they nuked their ties to the marketrons, they would have to charge more up front to the end consumer than the same basket would cost in the grocery store. The average consumer is incapable of realizing that the average trip to the grocery store doesn't produce the same basket of goods (unless you spend an extra hour in the store filtering out all the surface crap).

      There's a lot in life that gets paid for by nickle and diming people in subtle ways that are very difficult to add up at the end of the day. If you take the same sum of money, explain up front that they can direct this money to a project of their choosing (such as commissioning a television series of their favorite genre), or putting that same lump of money right back in their pocket, guess which choice people will make 90% of the time.

      I think a narrow culture of micromedia will emerge for those of us willing to spend an hour with some content that some clever weirdo hacked together for $5000 on top of some open source modelling software, with all of the imperfection and absence of celebrity which that entails. Small groups of people will eccentric tastes are much more likely to succeed than large groups of people.

      For example, I could see myself contributing $20/year to the Battlebot Foundation, which as just one of many activities, could put together a half dozen episodes a year of battlebot competitions. On the other hand, I doubt I would have forked over $20 to keep The Simpsons alive, even though I often find it entertaining.

      One of the great advantages of the existing model is the absence of marginal cost. All you have to do is calculate your belt size and contribute that many dollars a month to your local cable company, which covers most viewing plans. Then you have a built in excuse for zoning out on the sofa whenever you feel like it: it isn't costing me anything.

      Now think about a competing model where the content costs you real money every time you turn the TV on, and the double daggers you will have to endure from your spouse every time you collapse on the couch.

      When it comes to apathy, narcissism, and denial (the three foodgroups of television) it really doesn't matter how many great minds you throw at the problem.

  124. Since nobody's mentioned it... by The+Panther! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (at least, I didn't see it modded up anywhere)

    Why not buy TV content the same way we buy music and movies? At the video store. I don't see a reason why there need be advertising involved. The real question is: how do we support the creation of the content consumers want to see? The answer is pay for it. I refuse to support television in its current form, so I don't watch anything (except for Enterprise, which I usually download cuz I miss the timeslot).

    But I will happily pay for stuff that makes me laugh or smile, tweaks my anticipation for the next installment, etc. What I expect for the service is to either receive a DVD in the mail with the show every couple of weeks, or be able to tune in to a server on the internet and download it either directly to my PVR (which I don't own--yet) or via my cable box. If there's advertising, I want it to offset the cost of the show, and be tuned to my interests, and NOT be in the middle of the show. It ruins the flow of a story and destroys all the suspense and tension that might be built by a good story.

    The way I figure it, as a subscription-based model, you'll see fewer shows being produced, but those that are produced will be of higher quality and greater depth. People would be highly attached to the stories, reminiscent of the radio serials of the 1930's-50's. Life would change. Channel surfing would cease to exist; regular TV would be useful only has a news-delivery mechanism (this is a Good Thing, as local stations can barely do that well); people might be enticed to do outdoorsy things that are free, rather than stay inside and be advertised to constantly. Best of all, shows could very well be targeted towards more mature audiences with fewer complaints from the puritanical extremist groups. A little nudity hasn't hurt European audiences any. ;-)

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  125. Following the Logic Train (Logic Caboose?) by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Based on the opinions of the broadcasting representative who claimed that the ability to block advertisements was tantamount to theft, I wonder how long it'll be til they determine that those who do not watch TV, or for that matter, are perfectly happy not owning a TV, are therefore worse thieves? After all, if they aren't paying for the broadcasts flying through the air or cable, and yet not suffering any loss of either entertainment or information, they aren't "paying" for it by watching the ads...

    Therefore anyone who downloads a video from usenet with the ads already cut out are adding to the criminal element (in their view), or, as they're listening to radio, or reading a newspaper, they're gaining knowlege without paying for a TV network's budget by watching advertisements they would otherwise ignore ANYWAY... For example, I'm a guy, why oh WHY would tampax ads matter to me? Similarly, I'm not a sports fan, so why would sports ads matter to me, let alone any frigging penile extention SUV ads when I can't even afford a $500 beater Pinto?

    Oh, wait, I don't FIT to their advertising demographic, I'm committing theft because I watch their ads without even being able to afford the crap they advertise!...

    Does this seem even remotely moronic or outrageous to anyone besides me?

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  126. I worked in TV..... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    The model I think works best is the subscription model like the BBC and other countries use. This could be used in combination with other revenue models. Look what's happening to radio for example. XM anf Sirius are beginning to make it. Also look at all the original programming on HBO and the other subscription networks (The Sopranos, etc.). This programming is also beginning to find its audience.

  127. who cares? by Nihilanth · · Score: 2

    I'm more in favor of simply allowing the current, vacuous paradigm of "television" to collapse. The most informative news broadcast on contemporary television is "The Daily Show". Just let it go to hell, and then watch what rises up in its place. It can't get much worse.

    I don't really see what the big deal is anyway...television holds a statistically huge captive audience of people who watch, on average, several hours (6? 7? 8?) of television per day. You can't walk down the streets of a suburban community without noticing the gentle flicker of the electronic babysitter lulling the herd to sleep at night. Electronic means of skipping commercials are neat, but the majority don't care. There's no difference in informational content and creativity between commercials and actual television programming, it's just another way for the masses to tune out.

    So just let the bottom fall out. Watch the promise of technological circumvention of advertizing create conditioned responses from the industry before its effects are even manifest in large numbers. Let it react it's way into oblivion.

    It's an organism now. It's not a group of CEOs or programming directors, or, god forbid -ARTISTS-, its a blind powerful organism that commands the attention of billions of people, and the precise nature of funding or advertising is barely relevant to the conditioned demand and dependancy that you feel humming in your streets and in your living rooms. It won't die without a fight, and most people depend on it to survive.

  128. Slaying by harmonica · · Score: 2

    One guy there believed, and I agree with him, that the future of television advertisement is in-show advertising, tought it would be more subtle than having Buffy drink a Montain Dew and saying "After a slay, there's nothing like a good Montain Dew, right Xander?"

    Actually, according to Faith, slaying "makes you hungry and horny". So instead of soft drinks you could advertise for all kinds of other things, food, and whatever else crosses your mind! ;-)

  129. Re:Transparent overlays by Nihilanth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd gladly cover the lower fifth of my TV screen to get rid of commercials (that is, if i watched television at all anymore). If only it were that easy!

  130. Local Commercials ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 2
    A lot of the comments work great for the national broadcasters, and the associated network programs.

    However, it leaves the local businesses out in the cold.

    One thing that annoys me is advertising for a company that has no local representation. Hello ... not everyone has a Lowes, Boston Market, or Wal-Mart.

    Quite frankly, I don't care about advertisements that I can't shop at. I want to see what Big Bob's Steakhouse is having for their specials.

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  131. Why not make all TV Pay-Per-View? by Bourbonium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've long harbored a fantasy about a television system that could be tailored to individual viewers. I became frustrated with both my cable company and DirecTV over the way they offer their services. In both systems, customers are offered "packages" of channels with names like "TotalChoice" and "Premium" that are, in fact, not choices at all. If I want to see Comedy Central, AMC, Bravo and the SciFi Channel, I have to also get the Food Network, Home and Garden, Lifetime, multiple ESPN channels and more than half a dozen religious channels. If I want to get TechTV or the Sundance Channel, I not only have to pay more, but I also have to get the Golf Channel, Oxygen, UniVision and TeleMundo.

    I want to be able to pick and choose what I watch and not have to subsidize religious broadcasters or channels that I have no interest in seeing. I would gladly pay extra to get only those channels I want and not have to pay for channels I don't want. I'd even pay extra to not have to watch commercials.

    I don't think I'm unusual, and I think lots of viewers would jump at the chance for this kind of service. Say you develop a cable or satellite receiver that logs everything you watch in a given month and charges you only for what you watch. Come up with a system of micropayments such as $0.005 per minute (which works out to $0.60 per hour) and people may be more discriminating in what the spend their time/money watching.

    If I had to pay for every minute of television I watch, I might not spend so much time in front of the tube, but I'd be much more careful about what I watched. Current Pay-Per-View offerings of heavyweight boxing events or WWE Wrestling spectaculars charge anywhere from $15 to $65 for one to four hours of programming, and regularly make millions. Pay-Per-View movies have proven themselves a viable option for people who don't wish to subscribe to HBO, ShowTime or CineMax.

    The business model is complicated because you can't predict that people would watch more TV if they had to pay by the minute, but if the billing system could be designed with incentives like frequent flyer miles where you paid less money if you watched more hours, then I think this could be a profitable venture.

    Anyone interested in designing such a receiver? I'll be the first in line to buy one!

  132. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by Sancho · · Score: 2

    Except that they're using Congress instead of the courts. Congress is much more easily bought.

  133. TV Sucks by Calle+Ballz · · Score: 2

    Cable television here is $45 a month. Just to watch TV. I noticed that I've had it for 2 months and yet have never even turned my TV on once.. but I'm still paying for it. All those commercials are going to waste on me, since I'm getting nothing out of it.

    The simpsons was the only thing worth watching on TV... now that they suck (horribly I might add)... There is nothing to watch on TV at all. Needless to say I cancelled my cable subscription.

    My recommendation to you to get commercial free entertainment... GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING. For the love of god there is an entire world out there full of live entertainment. Things you can do, things you can learn, things that are fun. Talk with a friend, listen to music. There is so much that you can do that involves your mind being active and your consciousness evolving. TV is like the anti-progression tool. Your brain effectively does nothing for however long you let that CRT think for you.

    Blah....

  134. Sir, surely you *must* be kidding ?? by AftanGustur · · Score: 2


    sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model, but there's a problem: these sources are where A LOT of the content for your PVR comes from. If they die, there's nothing for your PVR to record

    A small button, on the remote control, that skips 30 secs of the video stream is now supposed to be able to kill TV as we know it ?

    Allright slashdudes, tell us, how much did they pay you for posting this ?

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  135. The sample is not to diverse. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Common sense would dictate that advertising would get people interested in a product. When people do advertise, their sales go up. Common sense would not dictate that hitting you head would make you feel good... other then by killing brain cells.

    You can't prove it the same way you can prove that 1+1 = 2, but what would be the point in that? Advertising well almost always yields some results. Yes, there are other factors involved, but no one is going around 'shooting morphine' into the system. Can you propose any non-contrived mechanism that would produce results that would cause a correlation between advertising and sales? One that would work in every case?

    Just because correlation doesn't mean causation, doesn't mean it can't or isn't even likely too.

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    1. Re:The sample is not to diverse. by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Can you propose any non- contrived mechanism that would produce results that would cause a correlation between advertising and sales? One that would work in every case?

      No. Luckily, I don't have to, because it is not true that increased advertising increases sales "in every case". That's why there are ad campaigns that flop -- some of them are legendary. Edsel, anyone?
  136. Subscription television by labradore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that subscription TV channels are probably a much better alternative than commercial channels. Ask yourself, what are the best TV shows on the tube? For me the best TV series and news are on HBO and my local public television stations. I know that HBO is highly profitable. So why have the networks clung to their old model? I guess it is because it's all they've got. If they were smart they would get the FCC to allow them to broadcast digitally encrypted shows that use decoders at the television. Then they could switch to the subscription model. I suppose that cable networks are somewhere in between broadcast network television and premium channels but they are obviously just as bad as the networks when it comes to intrusive advertising, low quality material, and bugs (the logos and watermarks on the screen that don't go away and usually animate once in a while).

  137. Uh huh... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Can you think of one that would work in most cases? One that would be present in every single effective advertising campaign ever launched in history?

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    1. Re:Uh huh... by gilroy · · Score: 2
      I don't have to -- I'm not making the positive argument here. If consumer response were truly random (and I don't believe it is, either), then some campaigns would be successes and others failures. There wouldn't be any necessary connection among the successful campaigns. But if I restrict my sample to "every single effective advertising campaign ever launched in history" and thereby exclude the unsuccessful ones from consideration, then of course I'm going to see a correlation. But it's just a selection effect.


      Here's a new hypothesis: Mailing your college application on a sunny day improves your chances of getting into Harvard. If I look at every successful application to Harvard that was mailed on a sunny day, I see that -- wow! -- they were all accepted. Of course, lots of people were accepted who didn't mail on a sunny day. And lots of people who mailed on a sunny day happened not to have been accepted. But if I consider just "every successful application mailed on a sunny day", look at the massive correlation between sunny days and acceptances!


      The difference here, of course, is that this new hypothesis is well-framed to be tested. But the "success" of advertising is filtered through several layers of coarse tools requiring interpretation. Positive correlations are accentuated and negatives suppressed. And in my (silly) hypothesis, I don't get to invoke time-lag, or market penetration, or fractal demographics, or the million others things alleged to have an impact on evaluating the success of a campaign.

    2. Re:Uh huh... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      I don't have to -- I'm not making the positive argument here. If consumer response were truly random (and I don't believe it is, either), then some campaigns would be successes and others failures.

      You're not making any argument at all, you're just being cocky and saying "It isn't true because it isn't proven true," despite lots of obvious evidence that it is.

      No one is arguing that advertising is the only thing that matters, but rather that it is a large part of it.

      The difference between the 'sunny day' thing is that there is no rational reason why it would be true. The 'advertising affects buying' thing, on the other hand does have a rational mechanism.

      The other major difference is that advertising's effectiveness is widely accepted. If you want to propose an alternative explanation for the effect that can be seen when advertising is done then people might listen to you. Simply saying 'you can't logically prove it, neener neener neener' is not an argument.

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  138. How about sponsoring instead? by forgoil · · Score: 2

    is sponsored by company X (for example after the intro), run the whole thing, don't get interrupted, hey I like that company who helped give me this nice TV series, and I see their name at the beginning every time, but they don't bug me.

    I try to activly avoid products that have annoying commercials, I hope you do to.

  139. Uh, wasn't the... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2
    cable TV business model supposed to do away with those pesty commercials 20 years ago? I recall the cable companies using phrases like "cable has less commercials 'cause you're paying for it."

    It sounds like your question is really "How can companies that currently rely on TV commercials survive if TV commercials stopped tomorrow." Product placement is just another type of ad. They don't do anything for the TV show. It's still a form of 'sponsorship.'

    I'd rather see a fat data pipe into my house that I can use to establish SVC's (switched virtual circuits) to any video/audio source in the world, and use micropayments to pay for it. If I choose to watch commercial-free TV, I expect to pay for it. If someone wants to sponsor a show so I can see it for free, then I'll expect to see ads.

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  140. Forget ads! by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Let me pay for what I watch. Problem solved. Basic cable service is already at a ridiculous $30. Who out there really thinks they use $30 worth of Basic cable!? Screw that. I watch like 5 shows. Let me pay per show and then not only will the medium not be beholden to external commerical interests (and the wealth of good that brings), the consumer will actually feel like they get their money's worth, instead of having to chug down 20% commercials and filler mind-numbing sitcoms. Hey, maybe the consumer might find they watch MORE now that shows which they like are accessible to them (instead of having to double or triple their monthly bill just to get that one show they like).

    Then again, your television might not be revolutionized.

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  141. Came late to discussion: can you tell me more? by lysurgon · · Score: 2

    Sadly I wasn't reading slashdot this weekend and I came late to this lively discussion.

    I just wanted to tell you, as an ardent media critic with a fascination with marketing and a realistic sense of economics, the system you proposed is actually quite brilliant. Did you come up with it off the top of your head or is there any more thinking around this concept documented anywhere?

    You can get in touch with me via my website or just respond to this.

    1. Re:Came late to discussion: can you tell me more? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Did you come up with it off the top of your head or is there any more thinking around this concept documented anywhere?"

      Thank you kindly for your comments! I am also a media critic (mostly an armchair media critic, mind you) and have been thinking about setting up some sort of ad-critiquing site for use as my personal soapbox for some time.

      The comment above mostly was just made up as I read the article and wrote the comment. The actual number '1 cent' came loosely from an article (I forget where exactly) I read in the late 90s that proposed a charge of 1 cent for viewing a web page so that the creator could be compensated.

      But applying it to ads and the system of addition and subtraction based upon the value of profiling was my idea. I don't actually know if there's more extensive research documented about a system where ads are 'traded' for money and vice versa based on value.

  142. Re:Ya do know that Dr. Pepper is by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 2

    Nope, Coke doesn't own Dr Pepper. Neither does Pepsi. Dr Pepper may be bottled by Coke or Pepsi in different areas, depending on the agreements made with local bottlers. In some areas like St. Louis, Dr Pepper/7up has their own bottling plant.

    Check here for some more information.

  143. A not so simple solution by !Xabbu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Dump all commercials.
    2. TV stations start charging cable providers for content.
    3. Cable providers charge us for the service.

    I think a model like this would only work for satellite providers, not land based cable. The costs to lay/maintain coax is probably significantly more then it would be to plunk a bird in the sky.

    Number one problem with this? Money. People will only pay so much for cable. Therefore the cable companies will only pay so much for content, and the stations will only pay so much for shows. Therefor the whole industry needs to live with a smaller profit margin. And this leaves us pretty much back where we are since we live on a very capitolistic continent.

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  144. Try selling a product directly. by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

    Why pin your financial future on the flaky business plans of advertisers? Why not just get your income directly from the people whom you serve?

    I have cable TV (evil or not, there it is). I buy subscriptions to several premium channels. WHY do I have to put up with advertising on them? The Sci-Fi channel is my prime example, it's a channel that is only available via cable or satellite (TMK), yet they have commercials.

    Wasn't the original point of commericials to avoid having to charge the customer for the airwaves?

    If everyone could agree on a standard (ha!), the local stations could encrypt their broadcasts and charge directly for the decryption key. Cable already does this, so does satellite.... but screw the advertisers.

    At least until they adopt my only-1-showing-of-a-given-ad-per-day law, enforceable through Homeland Security (multiple viewings of the Nike human-chasing-cat-man commercials sap the mental energy from our citizens and allow terrorists to infiltrate with ease!). :)

  145. I have a problem with this question by HiThere · · Score: 2

    TV has gotten so bad, that it's been multiple months since I've watched so much as a single program. I haven't seen anything worth taping in many years. So what harm could be done?

    One of TV's major uses in this society appears to be as a babysitter. Unfortunately, it is a most immoral babysitter, and praises all manner of socially disintegrative behaviors. In particular, it praises acting violently, behaving abusively, etc. Good role models are few and far between, and are generally aimes at an adult audience. British comedies, e.g., don't appear to me to be designed with the idea that children might be interested. (I'm particularly thinking here of "Are you being served?", which my wife occasionally watched.) There do exist a few nature specials, and they are worthwhile, though I doubt that many would watch them for a steady diet. I doubt, though, that these are worth the constant commercials. They aren't to me.

    I honestly believe that "Beat the Clock" was a higher quality of entertainment that most of what is currently available ... and that's a pretty terrible statement!

    My suspicion is that the TV standard of "what's a good program?" is "what will keep them coming back?", and that's clearly an important part of the definition. But it's only a part, perhaps one part in four. And the fill the rest of the 3/4 of quality they've opted for the lowest cost shlock that they could get. If violence combined with heavy music works, toss that in. Don't take time to figure out what it means, what lesson it's teaching, whether it's good for society, just notice that it sells!

    So why should I care if the stations fold? They are one of the more destructive social elements around. They don't have to be, but they have choosen to be.

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  146. Product Placement by genka · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am trying to imagine a show where things like Tampax are advertised

  147. Too Much Product Placement/Place-over by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Please, cram ads in ever goddamn place where there is space until there are so many ads cluttering my view (which happens pretty frequently already) that I ignore them all like so much background noise. I know when someone is trying to do a product placement, especially when they say the name of the product for no reason or the logo is strangely up front and center in the image, they are not being clever. If you actually buy a car because you saw a character in a movie using it then a sucker truly is born every minute.

    Advertisers are basically just wasting their money fighting with each other.

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  148. How TV stations and networks could/do make money by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    Make Cable networks pay for content:
    Most people watch TV via cable so it seems cable companys are effectively doing TV stations and networks a favor in carrying the content for the consumer.
    HOWEVER a Clinton era law requires cable networks to pay tv stations for carying this content.
    So in short this is already being done.

    TV stations could carry infomertals or content for shop at home late at night when they aren't airing normal programming. TiVO users aren't going to record this content even with out commertal zapping becouse it's not mixed in with the tv programming. You have to want to watch commertals. Strangely enough it seems to work as long as it's something people want to watch.

    Obveously they are doing this already.

    They could sell spin off products. Like talking purple dino dolls or Pokemon cards or video games. Or make tv shows that are spin offs of products like the Sonic TV show that is nothing more than a 30 minute commertal.

    They could scamble the programming like they do on satlight programming and require a standard decoder on all TVs.. unless the content is being pulled in by cable where the cable company repacages and decodes it for you.

    This isn't being done universally but it's what they do when you try to pull in shows via larg sat dish (not DSS but the older system)

    They could try to open source it... Just kidding don't kill me.

    They could do a lot of diffrent things up to and including a PBS style or a BBC moddle.

    (Not very diffrent however PBS is volintary and a US BBC would give the federal government total control over the content.. Get ready for fundimentalist TV 24-7
    where as PBS is totally begging us to help them carry the best shows...
    Dr Who, The prisononer... yeah...)

    TV stations use TV ads becouse they provide the most funding. But TV networks unlike the music industry saw the writing on the wall and improved.
    That dosen't mean they won't let go. But lose the ads and we won't lose TV.
    However the more expensive shows will have to shift to cable becouse there is yet more money in subscriber based funding.

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  149. Money money.. you overlook one thing by Snaller · · Score: 2


    Its too expensive you say, we neeed so and so much money... ... actually the CURRENT system needs that money. It may die. And be replaced by a new system which requires less.

    People are getting payed WAY TO MUCH as it is.

    Martin Sheen in the West Wing ... getting 300000 dollars pr episode?! Ok, he's a good actor, but i find that obscene.
    Now if all got proper decent vages, the expenses for everything would come down.
    Obvously most of the people involved today wouldn't give that up voluentarily.
    But mark my words, in a not too distance future we'll get not new tvstations, but webstations- who not broadcast, but stream (multicast) original programming made for much less money that what is used today.

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  150. Re:why don't we take a look at the rest of the wor by Laplace · · Score: 2

    You misunderstand. I'm stating a fact, not condeming it. Lots of people get fucked because I want an iPod. I'm just glad that in some way I'm not the guy being fucked.

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  151. They canned Nero Wolfe! You bastards! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2
    From the article:
    "Wolfe" averaged a subpar 1.134 million households for eight episodes this summer (May 27 through August 18), and a disastrous 387,000 viewers aged 18-49.

    Although shot in Toronto, "Nero Wolfe" cost $1.1 million an episode, as production designers had to build sets replicating 1930s New York interiors. A&E ponied up a pricey $700,000 per episode.
    I could all but guarantee every one of those households that watched Nero Wolfe would have paid $2.00 per episode to watch it. And suddenly A&E would have something like a 100% return on their investments. But instead now there's only one good new detective show on, and with my luck they'll can Monk, too.

    "The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek?"

    Buffy? No, but that's personal preference. News? Not as it's done now, unless we're talking about a classy outfit like BBC World News or Jim Leher. $1.00 to $2.00 per episode of Enterprise? Heck yeah. I'd much rather spend as much as $10.00 a month to watch Enterprise than to spend $10.00 on a movie ticket to see Nemesis.

    If anything such a pricing scheme would bring movie ticket prices back down to the real world.
  152. Content On Demand by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

    The magical "any day now" video on demand is here.

    Indeed Content On Demand is the future of consumer TV and is here now.

    I work on this Project which as well as subscription DTV provides a comprehensive Content on Demand service that is not just limited to Movies. It includes Local, National and Global News, Local & National Weather, What's On and Documentaries. All high quality content provided by the BBC and Commercial stations. The revenue source is subscription which starts at 9UKP (~15EURO/USD), it includes 15 broadcast DTV channels and a lot of inclusive On-Demand Content, everthing except Movies and Music. Consumers are prepared to pay for high quality content. As a user of this service since launch two years ago I'm gotten increasingly unaccepting of advert breaks.

    I should perhaps point out this is not a cable tv system as such, it is delivered using IP over ADSL, to provide a point to point broadband network.

    this model bypasses both TiVo's and commercial television's revenue models.

    Indeed we are developing a server side PVR system which provides a number of advantages over TIVO. The amount of content that a consumer can store is essentially unlimited, certainly not limited to 35 hours of a TIVO. The consumer does not have to make preset selections, just browse the historical epg. The overall cost is much less, since there is minimal duplication of data and service costs are consequently much lower. IMHO Client side PVR is doomed.

  153. Re:I got one... by unitron · · Score: 2
    "My spalling has remains attrocious as ever..."

    Your spalling (v. tr. To break up into chips or fragments., v. intr. To chip or crumble.) probably doesn't need any work but your spelling might be able to stand some improvement.

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  154. Re:assclown? Who Me? by unitron · · Score: 2

    If the commercials on cable are better where you are, broadcast in your area must be truly horrid.

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