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Ando Japando writes "There's an article on NYTimes.com about a new vending machine in the US. Unlike the typical machine, this one is 18 ft wide and takes up 200 square ft. Of course, the convenience stores are not sure if this machine is a boon or a boo, but many people like it because it doesn't take up a lot of space. It'd be really cool to see these all over the place. Others complain about the lack of human interaction and perceive it as dehumanizing. That may be true, but at least it's not a live bait vending machine."

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  1. This may be new in the USA by overshoot · · Score: 5, Informative

    but something very much like it is quite common in Japan. The last time I was there, there was a beast of a machine that sold everything from fast food to condoms in the lobby.

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    1. Re:This may be new in the USA by Lovejoy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yes, I have seen all this stuff in Japanese vending machines (from most common to least):
      Soft drinks (of course) sometimes with 1.5 liter bottles
      beer & sake
      cigarettes (EVERYWHERE)
      porn
      gum
      pantyhose
      ties
      umbrellas (in train stations)
      rice
      eggs (in a vending machine that just sold eggs)
      rice-polishing (In the country - Put in your money and it polishes your brown rice into white rice)

      And there's a lot more. But I have never seen a snack vending machine that just sold candy bars, chips, etc... Weird.

      Also, in Japan - you can be driving in the country, with very little to see, come around the corner, and there is a vending machine, standing by itself with nothing around. It's an odd and amusing experience.

      As for huge vending machines, I saw one like this in the Geneva train station. Had everything.

    2. Re:This may be new in the USA by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Vending machines are extremely common in Japan due to their low crime rates, which allow for such machines to be operated with minimal concerns about theft.

      There are very few things you can't get from a vending machine in Japan nowadays. :-)

    3. Re:This may be new in the USA by macshit · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yeah, Japan's the place for this sort of thing.

      Besides the ones you often hear about (porn, etc), some wierd ones I've seen in japan include:

      • A machine selling cookies & other snacks -- not the usual little packs, but huge family-sized boxes; the delivery-door was about 15" x 15"!
      • A machine selling full-sized bottles of Whisky (all japanese brands though)
      ... and my favorite:
      • A machine selling potted plants -- fairly large, leafy ones (like a foot high), complete with a big clay flowerpot. It looked like it had a fairly elaborate mechanism to deliver the plants to a little door (well actually a pretty big door) without harming them.
      The wierd thing is that all of the above were not in obvious `specialty' locations (e.g., near a nursery for the plants), but just in front of fairly average train stations, or just on the street in the middle of nowhere!

      I do not understand...

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    4. Re:This may be new in the USA by Darby · · Score: 2

      are you a native American then?

      If he's an American at all, then odds are that he was born here and hence a native.
      Let's try to keep the PCism to a minimum, shall we?

    5. Re:This may be new in the USA by shyster · · Score: 5, Funny
      Convatec (a Bristol Meyers Squibb company) had this same sort of vending machine in their main lobby for more than 5 years now. You insert money, press the corresponding button and a mechanical hand picks out the item and gives it to you. So its not even new to the USA, its just new to slashdot.

      Yeah, I've seen those here in too. Only difference is there's a little joystick to manueveur the hand and you pick out the item. I think all of the ones here are broke though, because they always drop the item before I can get it to the door.

    6. Re:This may be new in the USA by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      low crime rates, which allow for such machines to be operated with minimal concerns about theft.

      Not true. Crime against vending machines is quite rare everywhere primarily because a vending machine can be built like a tank and locked up six ways from Sunday. Even in the worst neighborhoods you can still find vending machines. The reasons why Japan has so many vending machines are primarily a) lack of real estate necessary to accommodate a traditional walk-in store, and b) technological solutions are readily accepted (often they are the first considered) in Japan.

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    7. Re:This may be new in the USA by nelsonal · · Score: 2

      We Americans tend to react with great vigor, when the machine does not give us our food or coins back. Additionally, due to the denominations of coins America uses, it is difficult to sell things of value more than a dollar from a vending machine. Bill acceptors rarely take bills that are creased badly. Also, I would guess that American labor is cheaper than Japanese and European labor. Which is why its cheaper to staff a convience store than set up a bank of vending machines.

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    8. Re:This may be new in the USA by EvilStein · · Score: 2

      Apparantly a lot of the alcohol machines have changed content or vanished entirely. When I lived there, we would also see
      * Top 10 CDs
      * Socks/Gloves
      * big bags of rice ...and we were able to find American whiskey in vending machines. Jack Daniels, of course!

      We even got drunk (not hard to do over there, with vending machines selling a THREE LITER BOTTLE of Asahi beer) and tried to steal one late one night, but we learned the hard way that the plastic demo bottles in the vending machine weren't what they seemed. It was filled with iced tea. :(

      What really annoyed me was trying to get that one last beer just before the vending machine stopped selling booze for the night. I'd end up (drunk) digging for change as fast as my sloshed self could but more often than not, the machine would shut off booze sales before I got enough yen out of my pocket.

      Oh well, having a nice refreshing Coke at 2am isn't that bad, I suppose. Just mix it with the bottle of whiskey you bought down the street. :)

    9. Re:This may be new in the USA by adolf · · Score: 2

      Bill acceptors have gotten better in recent years.

      The self-checkout systems at department stores near here have no difficulty accepting bills with odd stamps and writing on them, torn/missing/folded corners, or bills so faded and stained that they're grey on grey instead of black on green, or bills with small chunks of paper missing from the middle.

      I have no idea what mechanism they use to determine whether the bill is real or not, but they're so imparticular about what they accept that I've often wondered if they check anything at all except denomination.

      The only time I've ever had one of these more recent machines react badly was when I fed the (contracted) soda machine at work a very tightly rolled dollar. It got lost, somewhere, in the paper guides, unable to either reject or accept the bill.

      Eventually, it gave up. I didn't get the dollar back, or any soda from it, but it was perfectly happy with a somewhat-less-rolled bill after about a minute or so of failing to handle the one I'd just fed it. I took my $1.55 can of Coke and left, chalking it up to experience.

      That all said, while I do stand for the abolishment of the penny (as long as sales tax gets rounded -down-, by law) and the introduction of coins of greater value, I've had very little displeasure lately buying expensive things (say, $70 worth of groceries) with automated bill acceptors.

    10. Re:This may be new in the USA by op00to · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Northern NJ, a local florists chain (Colony, if you live in NW Bergen County) has a big refridgerated flower vending machine that sells flowers and plants already in vases. Very good when you're coming home late from work and you wanna getsome from the missus!

    11. Re:This may be new in the USA by stux · · Score: 2

      They're also around in Europe...

      The one I remember was at Losanne (sp?) train station in Switzerland...

      Massive, in fact, larger than the one in this article.

      They're also fairly common in belgium.

      Overall, nothing special...

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    12. Re:This may be new in the USA by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Informative

      I knew one freak in college who took a lighter to one of those plexiglass front candy machines in the dorm. He burnt a hole all the way through the front, then used a straightened out coat hanger to rake all the goodies into the door area at the bottom.

    13. Re:This may be new in the USA by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      I knew one freak in college who took a lighter to one of those plexiglass front candy machines in the dorm. He burnt a hole all the way through the front, then used a straightened out coat hanger to rake all the goodies into the door area at the bottom.

      hmmmm.....I may have to try that. I think that if I too the coat hanger and heated the end red-hot with my mini propane torch I could push it through the plexiglass right near the edge so no one would notice. Then I could carefully steal only what I wanted, when I wanted it and conceivably do this for quite some time. Interesting idea.

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  2. Yeah, like 7-11 is known for its helpful employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want my Big Gulp and my hot dog with onions with as little (sub)human interaction as possible. They should just retrofit existing convenience stores with androids that know how to make change and get more Coors Light suitcases out of the back and point out the aisle with the barbecue chips.

  3. i like this... by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    i buy stuff on the internet all the time. if it doesn't come or arrives broken, i am basically screwed and have to deal with RMAs and trying to get my money back.

    if everything came out of a machine, if my merchandise doesn't come or arrives broken, i can kick the shit out of the machine. MUCH BETTER.

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    1. Re:i like this... by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, kicking the shit out of a machine that size is all fun and games, until it falls on you.

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    2. Re:i like this... by Surak · · Score: 2

      You can kick the shit out of the machine when you buy stuff online too...no guarantee it'll still work though. :)

    3. Re:i like this... by GlobalEcho · · Score: 2

      The webpage was put up by grieving parents. The kid has no right to feel sorry for his dead self, but the parents aren't the ones who shook the machine.

    4. Re:i like this... by mlong · · Score: 2
      The webpage was put up by grieving parents. The kid has no right to feel sorry for his dead self, but the parents aren't the ones who shook the machine.

      The site never addresses why he rocked the machine. I've never once had to do that with a drink machine. Now with chips and candy bars those machines always try to screw you and you have to shake the hell out of it to get your stuff out.

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  4. First they came for the Indians... by sllort · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Removing human interaction is the trend, and it's going to keep happening. Two national chains that I know of off the top of my head : Sheetz & Wawa have both removed human interaction from the ordering process for food - you interact with a touch screen, and the order is printed for the human to process. For now - phase 1 - the human is still visible, and exists.
    Look at grocery checkout lines - I'm sure you've all seen the image recognition lines that photograph and weigh your items and let you check them out yourselves.

    I'm pretty sure we're going to tell our kids about the days you had to talk to people to buy things at the store.

    I was in Sheetz once, and a man walked in and tried to order a sandwich. He was pressing buttons for quite some time and growing visibly more distressed, until after a while he looked over the counter and said "Can't I just talk to somebody?".
    It became apparent to me after some reflection that the gentleman was illiterate.

    All I know is, if that thing fails to drop my diapers, tipping it is going to be a bitch.

    1. Re:First they came for the Indians... by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Automats have been around for a hundred years. The fact they never caught on must demonstrate that shoppers prefer the human touch. That doesn't mean vending machines and their ilk don't have a place, but that any store that thinks it can do away with humans will soon find itself filing for bankruptcy.

    2. Re:First they came for the Indians... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 3, Funny
      Look at grocery checkout lines - I'm sure you've all seen the image recognition lines that photograph and weigh your items and let you check them out yourselves.

      Not in my town, unless bar-code scanners count as "image recognition". I imagine that camera over the touchscreen (I'm thinking of the A&P setup) is for security to glance over and see if you've tucked a steak into your pants.

      Me, I like those things, but then again, I remember seeing a list of "Real Geek" qualities once, and I think number 3 was "Knowing that you could scan items faster than the clerk if only you had the chance". Well, now I have the chance.

      My favourite game is to anticipate each step, so that I swipe my card through just as the machine starts its "Press 'Credit' on the card reader...", so that each sentence gets truncated to just the first syllable. It's a rich and full life I lead. :)

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    3. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Pierre · · Score: 2

      I've always thought that we've dehumanized the people that are basically doing the job of a robot dispensing these goods.

      Fast food is the perfect example. I don't really consider what I do there human interaction.

      1) wait in line
      2) exchange token greeting
      3) make bad joke (no reponse from server)
      4) order by number
      5) give money
      6) get food
      7) leave

    4. Re:First they came for the Indians... by pos · · Score: 2

      My theory on how they slip this in to the marketplace goes like this:

      Step 1) Make all jobs requireing human interaction pay almost nothing. This way you will be sure that your stores will only be able to hire people who can work nowhere else due to poor social skills, anger management problems, etc...

      Step 2) Wait for customers to become annoyed with service.

      Step 3) Introduce "convienince" machine so that people have option to deal with surly employees.

      This is the way the banks went with ATMs, the grocery stores are currently going and I imagine the way that the gas stations will eventually go.

      Here in NJ, self service gas is not allowed. There has been a huge drop in the quality of service you get from the attendants in the past few years. They don't come around to your door to get your money anymore. I had an attendant do the whole transaction through my sunroof! At this rate I will gladly accept robotic gas filling when it becomes feasable.

      -pos

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    5. Re:First they came for the Indians... by garcia · · Score: 2

      I absolutely *love* the U-Scan. I don't have to wait in long lines for a person to check me out, I don't have to fool around w/waiting for someone to bag it and then having to do it anyway.

      I just walk into the line, scan my groceries, scan my credit card (yeah I know, privacy concerns, but I hate cash), and I am out the door.

      There is one problem w/it though. Most people who go to the store see the U-Scan and think "wow, how easy!" These are normally 70 year olds (grandmothers mostly) who cannot figure out (for the life of them) how to scan their own items. I usually end up doing it for them to keep the line moving.

      The hell w/human interaction. I want speed and efficiency. I do it better than the checkers do and w/o having to wait in line for a year.

    6. Re:First they came for the Indians... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2

      Knowing that you could scan items faster than the clerk if only you had the chance

      Being a cashier myself, and the fastest one in the region at that (according to my boss), I KNOW FOR A FACT that I can scan faster than the bozo they have working the registers.

      I LOVE those machines. Not only because they let me get out faster, but I don't have to deal with stupid people and they're great for buying those embarrassing items...

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    7. Re:First they came for the Indians... by maggard · · Score: 3, Informative
      If you're going to quote from Pastor Niemöller at least get it right:
      First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist, so I said nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats, but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then came the trade unionists, but I was not a trade unionist. And then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I did little. Then when they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.

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    8. Re:First they came for the Indians... by TellarHK · · Score: 2

      The reason the Automat and other automated vending solutions more advanced than what you'll find on college campuses nationwide now is pretty easy to notice once you do a little thinking about what the world was like when they were introduced, and what the world is like today.

      People suck now. When the Automat first came around, people -liked- talking with other people, it was -nice- to meet the neighbors.

      But now, people suck. Who wants to deal with people? Screw people!

    9. Re:First they came for the Indians... by laserjet · · Score: 2

      I also like scanning things in, and I can do it very quickly. However, three things about auto-checkout lines annoy me:

      1) The scanning process is pretty quick itself, but the GUI is very slow to keypresses and when looking up items that don't have a barcode (produce, etc).

      2) The payment process is painfully slow. It takes 30 seconds of sitting there to run my credit/debit card because every time (I'm assuming) it is dialing up a modem, connecting, transfering data, etc. Why not just have a dedicated connection to the bank that all the terminals share?

      3) Seems like I always get really slow or dumb people in front of me. If you don't know what you are doing or don't use a computer much, please - let the cashier ring you up. It will be much faster for both of us.

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    10. Re:First they came for the Indians... by perlyking · · Score: 2

      Not all shoppers prefer the human touch. I often find the minimum wage lackeys on the other side of the cashier are slow and obnoxious.
      I'd like to buy everything from a vending machine. Of course then I will be stuck behind the woman who doesnt know how to use it and spends 5 minutes rummaging through her handbag to find some change.

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    11. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Not all shoppers prefer the human touch. I often find the minimum wage lackeys on the other side of the cashier are slow and obnoxious. *)

      Agreed. I would rather buy from a machine than Frumpy Grumpy Martha.

      Now if Claudia Sheffer was selling food, that is another story. (I don't know why stores don't try that. If a total babe was behind the counter, I bet sales would skyrocket. The problem is that total babes have better ways to make money than QikMart. Maybe if they made strip clubs illegal then they would come back out of the woodwork and we could shop and have eye candy too. I would order lots of behind-the-counter items that were at the veeeery bottom of the shelf.)

    12. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      There is one problem w/it though. Most people who go to the store see the U-Scan and think "wow, how easy!"

      I got stuck behind a UCLA student at the grocery store who kept waving his groceries over the scanner and nothing was happening. Then I noticed that he was facing the product label so the machine could "read" what it was in english. I quietly told him that the machine only reads bar codes and he said "oh, is that how these work?"
      Kids nowadays.

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    13. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Funny
      Not all shoppers prefer the human touch

      Too damn right, I mean do you really want the cashier to know you are buying that packet of condoms, butt plug, Ann Coulter book, anal lube etc?

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    14. Re:First they came for the Indians... by timeOday · · Score: 2
      I was in Sheetz once, and a man walked in and tried to order a sandwich. He was pressing buttons for quite some time and growing visibly more distressed, until after a while he looked over the counter and said "Can't I just talk to somebody?". It became apparent to me after some reflection that the gentleman was illiterate.
      Have you noticed how fast-food chains put little pictures of menu items on the cash registers so their employees don't have to read? There's a "McNugget" button, a "Gordita" button, and so on.
    15. Re:First they came for the Indians... by jafuser · · Score: 3, Funny
      At nearly all of the places I shop, even the little debit terminals are slow as ass.

      I don't get them. First I have to slide my card. The terminal even tells me "Welcome to Publix, Please Slide Your Card". I slide it, and the screen goes blank (as though it's "blocking" for a response from the "server").

      Then the cashier finally scans the first item, which apparently begins the transaction. Of course, this resets the debit terminal so now it asks me to slide my card again. I slide it again, and after about 5-10 agonizingly long seconds, it finally asks me if I want Debit or Credit.

      I always mash the debit button hard, becuase somewhere in my primitive ape-mind I get the idea that the harder I push, the sooner it'll finally ask me for my friggin' PIN number. After another 10-15 seconds, it finally asks me for my pin number, which I can type in faster than it can pick up, so I often have to clear it and type it in more slowly (and with more force, of course).

      Next, I wait for the cashier to finish scanning (unless it was just two or three items, which even the slowest cashier can finish scanning by the time the terminal has finished parsing my four-digit pin number and prompts me to "Please Wait for Cashier".

      Then without fail, every time, the cashier asks me "Is that Debit or Credit"? Why can't hir cash register tell hir? I just tell hir before they even get to that step, even though sometimes they do it again out of habit. I wonder what happens if you tell them debit but you entered credit on the terminal?

      Finally, the total comes up on the terminal and I need to press the green enter key. As my hand goes down to press it, the cashier manages to pull off one of the fastest hand motions you'll ever see from hir and hits it for me. What's the purpose of having me press the button to authorize the charge if the cashier is just going to do it for me? Can't I decide at the last moment that I really didn't want to spend that much money and back out of the whole deal? What if I did just out of principle? I'm sure I'd be asked not to shop there again...

      I'll take a mega-vending-machine anyday, so long as it runs on something faster than a Z80 processor and a 50 baud terminal connection.

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    16. Re:First they came for the Indians... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2

      I'm afraid you give me too much credit. I don't care if it's more efficient -- I just like to hear the machine say, "Ple..." because I was just too fast for it. I don't think the transaction actually goes any faster. It may even take longer.

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    17. Re:First they came for the Indians... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      Well, it seems to me that if you know that the first item over the scanner is going to initiate the transaction, why slide your card before that point? But yes, in general it seems like there's some weird communication issues there -- I don't get why I tell the machine "credit" and then tell the cashier "credit" as well.

      Now what happens if you tell the machine "credit" and the human "debit"?

      (BTW, if your bank is like my bank, "debit" is costing you like $.75 each time. Try for a Visa check card -- credit transactions, which still come right out of checking just like debit, cost you nada.)

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    18. Re:First they came for the Indians... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      As if you were neccessarily around when Automats were popular. How do you know they weren't as anti-social as my college cafeteria? You buy your food, sit at a table, eat, leave. Maybe you clear your place. Seems to me McDonalds replaced the Automat.

  5. live bait slashdotting by Ando[evilmedic] · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just guessing, but that's probably the first time we've slashdotted a site pertaining to 'live bait.' That link was absolutely and totally random...

  6. Dehumanizing? by plurrbat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't find it dehumanizing. I find it GREAT! Now I can buy the 75 pack of enemas and the forbidden magazines without that weird guy behind the counter looking at me like I'm a freak.

    1. Re:Dehumanizing? by pi+radians · · Score: 2

      Instead you announce it on the internet where thousands of weird looking guys can think your a freak.

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  7. Liver please by Kristoffor · · Score: 2, Funny

    on the horizon... I hear they are planning a vending machine for body parts to be installed in large hospitals. Just insert your credit card and punch buttons to receive a lovely, hardly used replacement liver!

    1. Re:Liver please by karnal · · Score: 2

      Then, of course, you'll have a different machine, right across from it, selling body parts cheaper, with the following disclaimer:

      These appear to be functional, but are untested by this hospital. No returns.

      (my stab at some sellers on ebay....)

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    2. Re:Liver please by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2

      "Yes, this liver was owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays"

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  8. exp. dates by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    what happens if products that expire, like eggs and milk, don't get "changed out" in time? What recourse do you have?

    1. Re:exp. dates by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
      This has happened to me before... I just ate 'em anyway (it was candy, so it didn't seem too bad... Not sure I'd want to drink month-old milk or anything, though).

      I'd like to think that you could call the machine operator and ask for a refund/exchange (particularly if you haven't opened it). I suppose some might refuse, but threatening to call the Better Business Bureau and the FDA to report that they're selling out-of-date food might change their mind ;)

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    2. Re:exp. dates by garcia · · Score: 2

      you can save your puke in a bag and throw it on the guy that stocks the machine.

    3. Re:exp. dates by garcia · · Score: 2

      if he is putting in food that is expired, it's his fault, not anyone elses.

      Just b/c he is the last man on the chain there does NOT mean he doesn't have the responsibility to check.

    4. Re:exp. dates by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      bullshit - he's putting in what was on his truck (probably stocked by someone else) done by handlers who are putting on whats in the warehouse - again, 'managment' who makes more than $10 and has Profit (selling expired food is profitable) on their mind.

  9. neato by Fanolex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    before i even checked out the article i was going to say that i'd seen one of these in adams morgan a block from the bfs' - i hadn't realized it was the only one in the US.

    i haven't actually had the nerve to go up and use it yet, but it's a great idea considering there aren't any 24-hour convenience stores in the immediate vicinity.

  10. Porn vending machines by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw a program about Japan which featured a porn vending machine which was out on the street. Aside from the usual magazines and condoms, you could also buy a sex cup - a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with. Will the wonders of technology ever cease?

    1. Re:Porn vending machines by HiQ · · Score: 2, Funny

      a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with

      *I* most certainly did not have intercouse with a spongy thingy. And by the way, what kind of freak would it take to sell some spongy stuff *I* had intercourse with? Or even worse, what kind of ueber freak would buy the spongy stuff that I had intercourse with. Aaaah. The horror (** sound of hair being torn out of head**)

    2. Re:Porn vending machines by theDEFT · · Score: 5, Funny

      speaking for the entire community, can you tell me a little more about the sex cup please.

    3. Re:Porn vending machines by RobinH · · Score: 2

      A friend of mine did a work term in Japan, and he told lots of interesting stories. Some of those vending machines dispense "School Girls' panties". You get the used panties, and a little story about the girl they belonged to.

      There were also places to stay in Tokyo called "capsule hotels", for men only, like little stacked coffins you could sleep in, and it cost nearly $100 a night. He said each one had a little television in it, and the only stations you could get were porn!

      Anyone have any first hand evidence?

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    4. Re:Porn vending machines by RobinH · · Score: 2

      just like straight from neuromancer or other gibsons books

      Yes, and if you could bring women into them, then you'd have to find yourself a bionically enhanced superwoman to bring in there with you... occular implants and all.

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    5. Re:Porn vending machines by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer had these Japanese businessmen pay him to stay overnight and they slept in an oversized chest of drawers. Kramer mentioned that they did this all the time in Japan, but I didn't think he was serious until now!

    6. Re:Porn vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "A friend of mine did a work term in Japan, and he told lots of interesting stories. Some of those vending machines dispense "School Girls' panties". You get the used panties, and a little story about the girl they belonged to. There were also places to stay in Tokyo called "capsule hotels", for men only, like little stacked coffins you could sleep in, and it cost nearly $100 a night. He said each one had a little television in it, and the only stations you could get were porn! Anyone have any first hand evidence?"

      About the vending machines with undergarments. I have read other articles saying that this *was* real but now it is outlawed by trade reglations. Go do a google. There was also an article on /. mentioning this a while back

      For those 'coffin hotels' I have seen videos of those. Back in the 1998 Nagano Olympics, there was this small feature that on CBC called "[reporter's name]'s Japanese Adventure" and they did a little featurette each time on a different aspect of Japanese culture. One of them was about hotels and those coffin hotels with the little TVs in them were featured, but there was no mention of pr0n. (Remember CBC is the official Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and aims for a wide audience, so pr0n is not mentioned.)

    7. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have lived in Tokyo since 1994. Panty machines were never particularly common, and it has been at least two years since I have seen one anywhere. Granted, I don't usually frequent areas where you'd be likely to find those, but even on occassions when I have been in those areas, they weren't common. I've only seen two or three of them in my life.

      Rubber machines are around, though. They aren't common, but you see them every once in a while. Oddly, they don't usually seem to be in proximity to any sex-related businesses, not even love hotels. There's one about 50 meters from one of my neighborhood convenience stores. Weird, because the convenience store also sells rubbers. There was also one on the road to the local high school, but it's gone now. I don't know if:

      1) High school students don't use rubbers much;
      2) The school pressured them to take it away;
      3) The students stole it :-)

      I haven't seen a pr0n vending machine in a long time, either. They may have been outlawed. Pr0n involving underage girls only got outlawed a couple years ago. Up until then, my neighborhood video store used to sell it.

      Tokyo and Nagano were the last two prefectures to outlaw prostitution by girls under 18. Before that, they both drew the line at 16 (the age of majority in Japan is 20). Tells you what politicians here and in Nagano are up to :-p

      While on that topic, and contrary to the squeaky clean media image that Japan works to hard to maintain abroad, prostitution is big business here. Whorehouses and similar operations are commonplace and operate openly, with signs describing what kind of place it is. This despite the fact that prostitution is illegal in Japan. The country's least enforced law. If it's enforced at all, it's only against foreign streetwalkers. Japanese ones are safe. Also contrary to the squeaky clean media image, there's a huge amount of xenophobia and racism here.

      Prostitution is very expensive here, though. Figure on $250 or more for sex, and that's *if* they'll let you in if s you're a foreigner. Some of the workers there may be foreigners (Southeast Asian or Eastern European) but in most places only Japanese are allowed to be customers. And I don't mean only Japanese citizens. I mean only ethnic Japanese (this doesn't include Japanese-Americans or anything like that, either, unless they can pass themselves off as Japanese by speaking at a native level).

      It's an odd place.

      Oh, about capsule hotels. They don't cost anything like $100 a night. They're the cheapest accomodations around, try $35 - $50. This is dirt cheap in Japan. Only the gutter is less :-)

    8. Re:Porn vending machines by Daimaou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, there are capsule hotels. They look like the capsules in The Fifth Element where they gas you to sleep during the journey to whatever that paradise planet was called.

      The better hotels are the love hotels (some of which are run via a room key vending machine). You can take your favorite partner to a nicely decked out, pay-by-the-hour hotel. The ones I went to usually had a vending TV that would play adult movies, a vending machine where you could get condoms (which were always too small), one for drinks and beef jerky, and a coin operated bed that jiggles around. The mirrors on almost every flat surface were free. Much more enjoyable than a capsule hotel.

    9. Re:Porn vending machines by Daimaou · · Score: 2, Funny

      I forgot to mention, the best part about the condoms you could buy were the names, such as Ronnie Wrinkles, and the Engrish sayings on them.

    10. Re:Porn vending machines by jred · · Score: 2

      Hmm. Well, I was in an adult store a while back, picking up a present for my gf. The clerks were talking about something like that, only it was a plastic jar w/ a lid. They were trying to talk a couple into sticking their finger in it, which they wouldn't do. I did, though. It would have felt good, um, using it, but it definitely didn't feel like a woman.

      HTH :)

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      jred
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    11. Re:Porn vending machines by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 2

      Yes capsule hotels do exist. The one that I stayed in had a pay-buy-the-minute TV (I think it was 100 Yen for 1/2 hour). It had about 5 channels, two of which were porn. The disappointing thing is that all of the porn had blur spots over the explicit areas. Seemed to be common in Japan. Still, it beats reruns on TNT.

    12. Re:Porn vending machines by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > > a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with
      >
      >*I* most certainly did not have intercouse with a spongy thingy. And by the way, what kind of freak would it take to sell some spongy stuff *I* had intercourse with? Or even worse, what kind of ueber freak would buy the spongy stuff that I had intercourse with. Aaaah. The horror (** sound of hair being torn out of head**)

      I can't speak for what you had intercourse with, but the spongy jelly I had sex with last night was no inanimate jelly-in-a-cup from Japan!

      My jellied pleasure trove was a shoggoth, and I swear, she said she was 18! (Oh, sure, it wasn't until after we were necking in the back of her 1657 Ford Thunderpseudopod overlooking a fungus garden on Yuggoth that I discovered she'd meant 18 aeons, but by then my brain had been eaten, and I didn't mind as much.

      (Never trust a chick you meet through Shub-Internet :-)

  11. Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by gerf · · Score: 2

    Imagine a grandma accidentially punching in the number for condoms, instead of her skin cream. No returns... very bad for customer relations.

    I imagine they can save a couple bucks an hour on labor, but at what cost? You lose some business because it can't service you to all your whims. if something you buy is obviously defective, oh well. buy another one. That doesn't cut it with Real People. And how much does one of these cost? If it's, say, $200k (i'm guessing, wildly), plus service when it breaks down, plus electricity costs, plus someone who stocks the machine, is it really worth it to save the 50 thousand or so a year (365 days, 6 an hour, 24 hours a day)? Small regualr candybar/chip/pop machines cost up to 10 thousand up front, are produced by the masses and are already very accepted by society.

    I'm really not seeing this thing becoming the all-answer to our problems, though it may have a niche market.

  12. This reminds me of a book.... by Xenopax · · Score: 2

    Did anyone ever read A Stainless Steal Rat is Born? It's been a long time since I read it, but in the book the main character spends a good bit of time in an automated fastfood restaurant hiding from the police. It was really easy for him to steal food there since it had a built in test button that served up sandwiches to the back room, and since there were no employees noone was there to stop him (except the restocking guy, who came once a week).

    The restaurant itself was really cool, a person would put in their order, and the automated system would have everything cooked and ready to go before the customer even got their money out to pay. Much better than McDonalds, which in some places can be slower than a sit down restaurant because the employees are so slow.

    1. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      McSwineys, if I remember correctly.

      You should see the McDonalds on International Drive in Orlando, FL. While it is HUGE -- one of the largest in the world, largest PlayPlace (tm) in the world, gameroom -- it is highly automated.

      Robot arms handle the fries, from pulling them from the grease, also dumping and salting them.

      I've often wondered why someone doesn't try the McSwiney's approach.

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    2. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by Xenopax · · Score: 2

      I was at a huge McDonalds in Orlando a long time ago, possibly the one you are talking about. That too was several years ago. ;-)

      Back then real people did everything. Personally I'd like to see the McSwiney's approach.... hey now, this sounds like a great start-up idea! I just need a few dumb VCs and a truckload of frozen meat...

    3. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It comes down to cost. 8 years ago when I worked at McDonalds we considered a robotic fry vat. The one we had wasn't working well anymore, so a new one was required. However the cost got in the way. Something like 5 times the price just to get the robotic version. We could not make the payments.

      McDonalds really wants to replace all their fry vats and grills with robotic versions. The oil is somewhere between 300 and 450 degrees (f), and burns are common. However the cost couldn't be justified. Build a robot that is reliable and cheep and they will make you rich. (remember though that the enviorment isn't the easiest to work with, it all has to pass FDA inspection, and greese tends to clog things)

    4. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Sometimes, sometimes. Some things go through far too easially, others are held up far too long. McDonalds, and most other resteraunts also have standards which may or may not be hard to meet, and you may or may not be able to grease the gears. You never know when someone will decide that they have an interest in doing their job right, and hold you up longer trying to figgure out why you wanted to grease the gears instead of doing the paperwork right.

      Remember too that every case of someone getting caught is circulated. After every case of this the agents go on alert, and do the job right for a few days/weeks/months, before sliding, you don't want to plan on bribes only to get your application in minutes before someone is caught.

    5. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by crucini · · Score: 2
      Did anyone ever read A Stainless Steal Rat is Born?

      Yup. Loved it. ISTR that its microwave ovens could nuke a ton of porcuswine flesh into smoke and charred remnants in 15 milliseconds. Or something.

      I also wondered why it wasn't done in the real world.
  13. The Shop 2000 by ziriyab · · Score: 2

    The machine's name is Shop 2000! I wonder how long it will take for the number 2000 to stop being associated with all things futuristic? 2010? 3000?

  14. You might be a Redneck Geek if... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you've ever slashdotted yer live bait website ;-)

    LOL!

    1. Re:You might be a Redneck Geek if... by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      LOL!

      ...did you really?

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    2. Re:You might be a Redneck Geek if... by Rebel+Patriot · · Score: 2

      I am a redneck geek and damned proud of it! I prefer to catch my bait at home or raise it myself. If that's not feasible I buy it at a store, but most of those "live bait" vending machines just suck. I wanna see the red-wigglers or Luissianna Pinks before I choose the can I'm gonna buy.

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  15. This guy will start hollering for a human soon... by hyacinthus · · Score: 3

    "Whoever made this is a genius. A guy in the store can make a mistake or give you a hard time, but not the machine. I definitely prefer the machine to a person."

    Just wait until this fellow puts in five dollars only to see it disappear without a trace, or until that packet of Pop-Tarts gets stuck halfway off its little rack and won't drop however much he kicks the machine. He'll start looking for someone to whine to about getting his money back.

    Ah, well, I shouldn't complain. I work for a company which thinks that providing us with a couple of tables, a Coke machine and one of those automat machines which dispenses packaged Danish and five-dollar sandwiches satisfies their obligation to provide us with a cafeteria.

    hyacinthus.

  16. But can you ask it for directions? by Etcetera · · Score: 2


    I have to agree with the critics on this one. This might be a good idea in a few select locations (high crime, etc...) but for the most part it's too dehumanizing for american culture.

    Besides, of the "four C's" mentioned in the article (cigarettes, cold drinks, candy, and coffee) three of them already have dedicated vending machines, and the fourth did for a long time until they became illegal (at least in CA). There's still a place for convenience stores.

    Even at 2:30am in the morning, when I stop in for a coffee and some sort of warm snack in the middle of a road trip, the small amount of human interaction I receive there is important.

    1. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Lxy · · Score: 2

      and the fourth did for a long time until they became illegal

      Coffee vending machines are illegal?

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    2. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Zak3056 · · Score: 2

      Besides, of the "four C's" mentioned in the article (cigarettes, cold drinks, candy, and coffee) three of them already have dedicated vending machines, and the fourth did for a long time until they became illegal (at least in CA). There's still a place for convenience stores. Actually, the comment about "the four C's" was that vending machines had been unsuccessful wrt moving BEYOND them, which this device hopes to do.

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    3. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Etcetera · · Score: 2


      Probably should have ordered that better =)

      In CA, cigarette vending machines are (IIRC) illegal. Firdt they were restricted to only being allowed in bars or over 18 establishments, to keep minors from buying them, then they were outlawed completely later on.

  17. Theft? by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
    They seem to be making a big deal of how they're much less likely to be robbed -- you can shoplift, and you can't hold up a vending machine.

    But what's to stop someone determined from throwing a cinder block through the glass panel? Maybe it's really strong Plexiglass or something, but I'm sure a really determined person can get right through it. It'd be very obvious that you were robbing it (people chucking cinder blocks through windows don't tend to go unnoticed...), but I think it would be definitely possible. I'd actually be more worried about theft from this than I would from a store.

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    1. Re:Theft? by karnal · · Score: 2

      I'll admit you have a very good point -- if no one is around, how do you keep honest people honest?

      Obviously, as in most situations with convenience stores, they make their best attempt (usually with $$ the deciding factor) to keep their product and employees safe. That doesn't mean it's always good, though. Someone can always steal something.

      But back to what I originally wanted to say: What's to stop someone determined from throwing a cinder block through the convenience store worker's head?

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      Karnal
    2. Re:Theft? by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
      Nothing really stops you, I suppose, except for ethics.

      Not that I'd do either, but stealing something from a vending machine is petty theft (and vandalism if you have you break into it...). Throwing a cinder block "through the convenience store worker's head" is murder. I've seen people trying to "tip" machines to get free food, and my only thought was "How pathetic is it that they spend twenty minutes brutally attacking a machine... for a pack of LifeSavers?" But I think I'd have a very different reaction to an armed robbery.

      Your point is good too, it's just that there are probably people who wouldn't think twice of vandalizing a machine and stealing some things, but who wouldn't think for a second of armed robbery.

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    3. Re:Theft? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "I'll admit you have a very good point -- if no one is around, how do you keep honest people honest?"

      Lots of witnesses maybe? If the vending machines are kept in a publicly visible place (and they usually are), the incentive to steal would probably go WAY down. A real store provides a nice closed obscured location to stick up the cashier, etc.

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    4. Re:Theft? by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read Design of Everyday things by Donald Norman.

      Vandals break windows, spray paint wood, and use a gun on convience store workers. (Obviously the latter is a different class of crime). In the book he accounts for a case of heavy glass that was broken several times within days of being put up. They finialy just put up plywood, and it was never broken, but it was painted all the time. The plywood was actually much easier to break than the glass it replaced, but nobody breaks plywood, they paint it. (or burn it, but it is hard to burn large parts of a panel)

      A convenience store worker's head does not afford the ability to throw a cinder block though it. You can do so, often killing the worker, but you don't think of that.

    5. Re:Theft? by karnal · · Score: 2

      Well, just like in convenience stores (where there is usually one or two workers there), there's someone around. And I remember (a long time ago, mind you) it not being too hard for people to steal things there.

      The lots of witnesses definitely has it's gain. However, where I live, the city definitely does sleep, and this would probably get broken into.

      All in all, some people (including myself) have wayyyy too much time on their hands :)

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    6. Re:Theft? by crucini · · Score: 2

      I think that people who rob convenience stores want cash. Committing armed robbery for some candy and soda seems like too high a risk/reward ratio. Since the cash is probably well protected in the vending machine, that risk is eliminated. Shoplifters take a much smaller risk for a much smaller reward. Smashing in the front of the machine is riskier than shoplifting. It would be worthwhile to get cash (which it can't) but not to get merchandise.

  18. NYT login by lute3 · · Score: 3, Informative
    I didn't see one posted yet, so here's the one I always use.

    login: generic99
    password: generic

    1. Re:NYT login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      random generator:
      http://www.majcher.com/nytview.html
      h ttp://www.alexburke.ca/nyt/
      sometimes you hafta do it a couple times though.

  19. Re:you always forget! by pacc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or just make up your password on the fly http://www.majcher.com/nytview.html

  20. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

    Just wait until this fellow puts in five dollars only to see it disappear without a trace, or until that packet of Pop-Tarts gets stuck halfway off its little rack and won't drop however much he kicks the machine. He'll start looking for someone to whine to about getting his money back.

    If that were a problem, payphones would never have taken off, nor indeed any other sorts of vending machines. There's probably a label on the front giving a number to call if there are any real problems. Route this number to a depot and one maintenance man's territory is simply a function of how frequently the machine fails.

  21. Video renting vending machines by Kraft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recently realised that in the states "video/dvd renting vending machines" aren't the big thing. I just don't understand why.

    In Spain, France, Italy... most of Europe really... you find these cool little machines, about twice the size of a coke vending machine, where you can rent over 500 vhs or dvds any time of the day. Most of them don't require a membership card (which a f'ing annoying anyway), just a credit card. If you return the video within a few hours you pay much less. If you don't return it, they just charge your credit card. Simple and fair. No hazzle.

    But yeah... why aren't these machines the bomb in the States, where vending machines are so normal? Any thoughts?

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    -Kraft
    Live and let live
    1. Re:Video renting vending machines by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 2

      I don't think vending machines are really very normal here in the U.S. I've never personally seen any kind of vending machine that accepts credit cards, and bill accepters only became common fairly recently.

      *shrug*
      This machine seems cool, though. I'd use it!

    2. Re:Video renting vending machines by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
      Gas pumps that you can pay with credit cards are real popular in New England, too. I dont' remember the last time I went inside to pay...

      (And, as a side-note -- I love your sig! :)

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    3. Re:Video renting vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "But yeah... why aren't these machines the bomb in the States, where vending machines are so normal? Any thoughts?"

      In the USA and Canada, video rental stores are part of the culture. There are huge advertising campaigns connecting the *store name* with renting movies. (You probably have not seem that 'hamster and rabbit' blockbuster commercial, hehe.) If you ask the older population here, they would think that video rentals from vending machines should only be for pr0n and that you go to a STORE to rent movies ... just because that's the way it should be.

      The culture here demands that you go in to the store, sample the free popcorn, browse the ailes, pick up boxes up and read the descriptions, etc, compare with what your friends find and so on.

      Video rental stores here also sell a bunch of other (also machine-saleable) items like chips, salse, toy accessories (action figures, etc) for kids movies, candy, posters and so on.

      Overall, I'd say that it's just a question of the culture.

    4. Re:Video renting vending machines by russellh · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's more fun to wander around in the store for an hour going "I don't know, what do you want to watch?"

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    5. Re:Video renting vending machines by T1girl · · Score: 2

      They used to have one of these in the lobby of the high-tech co. where I used to work. Now they're so broke I'm not even sure they have a lobby.

    6. Re:Video renting vending machines by glwtta · · Score: 2

      hmm... card goes in, card comes out, receipt comes out - yeah, it's just horrible

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    7. Re:Video renting vending machines by radish · · Score: 2


      But "store name" is the company which runs all the machines (in the UK anyway). Often, where they have an outlet in a mall, they stick a machine outside for "out of hours" rentals. Seems to work well. At the supermarket near me, which has a branch inside, there's a machine in the parking lot if you're lazy. Personally, I use these guys instead.

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    8. Re:Video renting vending machines by Kraft · · Score: 2

      Hmm, not that bad compared to Norway, where I am now living. Renting a movie here costs something like $6/day in a regular video store.

      What do you normally pay to rent a movie in Blockbuster in the States?

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      -Kraft
      Live and let live
    9. Re:Video renting vending machines by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      I recently saw the first one of these other than in a Hotel (btw, I like the ones in the hotels, since it means the hotel has a VCR - which means I can rent a video anywhere or bring one from home and watch it in the hotel rather than paying the hotel video rental machine's exorbitant fee or hotel pay per view fee).

      Anyway, the one I have seen is located in the parking lot of a McDonalds on US 1 about a mile north of the University of Maryland campus. There is no Blockbuster or other major video chain nearby and though there is local chain store, it charges $4 for most rentals. This machine rents DVDs only and they are $.99 / night. I haven't used it yet so I don't know how it works. My biggest question is how does it verify you are returning the actual disc you borrowed. I guess you could print a barcode directly onto the label side of the DVD disc - or possibly build-in a DVD reader that actually reads enough of the disc to verify its authenticity, but otherwise I would expect some people (especially poor College students) to return old CD's instead of the DVD they rented.

      I imagine this is the reason the DVD & VHS rental machines haven't caught on well here (yet), it isn't a problem with popularity among customers, but in needing a human to verify the identity of the renter and the authenticity of the returned video. These are easy at a hotel, not so easy at a totally automated sidewalk vending machine.

      FYI - there is a site that keeps track of vending machines selling unexpected items here. Among the more unusual listed items are: raw steak, insurance, hot french fries, and pot.The one I think the US is most seriously lacking is Beer vending machines. I saw one selling cans of Budvar in the Prague airport and thought we could have really used one of those in my fraternity.

    10. Re:Video renting vending machines by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Local Blockbusters charge about $3-$5US for a 3-5 day rental. (Ironicaly, the $3 rentals usually last for 5 days while the $5 rentals last 3 days). Mom & Pop places often only let you keep the video overnight, but usually only charge $2-$3 per rental. It used to be a really good deal to get DSS and use their PPV system ($2.50/each), but they raised their prices awhile back--which was a shame, because my parents used to rent stuff from there all the time, but now they don't anymore because it's too expensive.

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    11. Re:Video renting vending machines by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      We had one of these in the student commons of my university. Nice big widescreen digital display hanging on the wall above it too......unfortuneately I wasn't able to figure out a way to snake the display without anyone noticing, but I did take hundreds of the 'free' paper CD sleaves from the machine.

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    12. Re:Video renting vending machines by glitch_ · · Score: 2

      Most of the time I follow these steps:

      1.) Put in credit card
      2.) Remove credit card
      3.) Choose gas
      4.) Start pumping gas
      5.) Go inside and buy gum, drinks, candy
      6.) Come outside just in time for the wonderful *CLICK* (Done pumping)
      7.) Remove nozzle
      8.) Drive away.

      I don't see how that is a hassle. Hell, a lot of the time I see a light turning red, look down and realize that I'm low on gas, fill up and I'm back on the road for the green light.

    13. Re:Video renting vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Sheesh, free popcorn? Wish we had that in the UK."

      In my experience it tends to be over-salty and fairly old ... but hey, it's free and it tastes OK.

      One time (coincidentially, two days before Mothers' Day) I wandered into a 'Godiva Choclatier' store in the Eaton Centre of Toronto (for those who don't know, that's the very central shopping mall in Toronto, Ontario) and the girl told me I could sample the free mocha coffee as I looked around.

      Damn, the stuff in the store was expensive, but my mom was really pleased ;-)

    14. Re:Video renting vending machines by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      Well, around here, the gas stations have all removed that little latch which keeps the pump running when you're not holding it. Otherwise, I can see how it might be convenient.

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  22. More pictures? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


    Could anyone find any place with more pictures of it/it working? The article was quite limited in that area.

  23. Dehumanizing? by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    Dehumanizing is a good thing, here is the human experience: "Can I use your bathroom." noisclose "Sorry, I didn't hear you" no-is-close "I still can't understand what you are saying." IT'S LOCKED!!!!!!!! "Ahh. Okay, I get it now! Yeesh."

  24. People dont like this ? by RembrandtX · · Score: 3, Funny

    This thing screams japan.

    200 ft is much less than another 2500 foot store hawking t-shirts and boardwalk crap in Ocean City, MD [where i think these things would clean up!]
    Rather than have 100 shops that all sell suntan oil, 70';s iron on decal t-shirts, and assorted crap, put a dozen of these babys in, free up all that space, and put more restraunts, or hell .. ANYTHING.

    what i don't understand is folks complaining about how dehumanizing these are.

    How is the 'inhumanity' of this machine a factor? Does the bored teenager/non english speaker/insaine freak behind the counter at a 7-11 REALLY provide you with a pleasant and memorable transaction? [Last time I walked into a 7-11 .. i was greeted by the teenage teller pocketing all the pennies from the penny cup.]

    Or what about when I walk into a gas station and can't find a single person there who can speak the native tounge of the area. (english.)

    No joke, maybe im just getting old, or maybe its different in New England or something, but when I was a kid - i remember being able to stop at a gas station and ask directions.

    Last week I was looking for a Dr.'s office in Towson MD. I stopped at a gas station and asked them where [X street was]. They had no idea.
    [or I gathered they had no idea, as they kept shouting 'no english, IDUNNO' at me.

    I gave up asking the attendants, and called the dr.'s office from the phone outside the gas station. The receptionist answered the phone, and when I told her where I was - she answered cryptically "Turn around."

    I did, and she was waving at me from inside the office across the street.

    Ok - bad on me for not realizing I *wasn't* lost .. but I was in a strange area that I had never been to before. I wan't to know what the excuse of the folks who WORKED on the street and still didn't know it was.

    of course, these machines don't have a map module yet . but GAWSH .. imagine if you could pay it a buck and get printed directions ..

    then again .. it probally would get them from map quest :(

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  25. Mad Magazine predicted this in 1957 by joechip · · Score: 5, Funny

    In issue 33, June 1957, Mad Magazine has an article called "Vending Machines of the Future." Including are such oversize machines as the Auto-Vend, which dispensed new cars for only 10,000 half dollars and the wife-o-mat, which seems like a great deal at only 20 half dollars.
    Finally, there is the vend-o-vend, which is the ultimate in future vending machines which dispenses a vending machine. This will in turn dispense a vending machine and so on. The final vending machine will dispense a dime for the first vending machine and the whole mess starts again...

  26. Yeah well... by VivisectRob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work 2 blocks down the street from the damn thing... The prices are outrageous... but... if you need diapers, condoms, or candy at 3am its a godsend. On another note, Adams Morgan consists mostly of low income housing and bars... and if some teen(s) in that housing or even the drunk fratties that frequent the area are willing to buy condoms from that thing instead of not at all, then the world is a better place because of it.

  27. This is totally cool! by bopbopaloobop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I disagree with the the editor guy who said "I'm concerned about the people this is going to put out of work," Don't look at people as something that needs to be kept occupied. Think of all the more usefull things people can be freed up for when machines handle simple repetitive taskes. After all, is it a bad thing that there are soda vending machines instead of some guy spending his day standing at a vending stand selling the sodas? Is it bad that traffic lights have taken the place of a policeman standing in the intersection directing traffic? What about the poor scribes who are out of work now that we have copying machines? These people are all freed up to do something more usefull, and hopefully more interesting. This sort of progress is good.

  28. Old News in Japan by MDMurphy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As touched on in the article, vending machine rule in Japan. We probably won't be getting the beer machines here, even though a machine is probably better at checking IDs.
    A toy store in the Ginza area has a giant vending area outside where there's Barbies and such going up to $100. Giftwrap is also included.

    Near where my Mom lived there was an egg vending machine. Best I could figure it was stocked by farmers just outside town. I thought it was a great idea. A very inexpensive storefront for the egg farmer. I wouldn't see that as dehumanizing, but rather a way for the farmer to sell his eggs direct in an affordable manner.

    1. Re:Old News in Japan by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 3, Informative

      We probably won't be getting the beer machines here

      Actually the previous company I worked for had a vending machine that dispensed beer (MGD and Icehouse), it was right next to the coke machine, and it didn't check id. The name of the company was Rockwell Software, but I'm not sure if they still have the machine or not, it's been a few years since I've worked there.

  29. dehumanising? by kevin+lyda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a vending machine is dehumanising? are they trying to imply that working in a convenience store is not dehumanising? i suggest they go try it.

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    1. Re:dehumanising? by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right on!

      Speaking from experience, the most dehumanizing part of working as a cashier is the customers. And people wonder why cashiers are often snide and defensive - it's because one in four of the customers they serve is either rude or just plain evil.

      My girlfriend works as a cashier and yesterday some asshole was giving her shit because she had the audacity to want to verify his credit card signature. Personally, I have been threatened a number of times - usually the worst people were the white, middle-class types. Hell, in my city, I think more cashiers died last year than cops.

      She's really nice to all the customers, but she's getting more bitter and resentful and it's starting to show.

      People seem to assume that if you work in a store, you must be stupid or useless. My girlfriend has a university degree. She just wasn't lucky like the rest of us when it came time to start her career. Her supervisor has a masters in mathematics (or something, can't remember).

      If you hate having to deal with a bitchy cashier, maybe you should adjust *your* attitude and/or spend a day in their shoes.

      It's funny how much more respect I get now wearing a suit - I haven't changed one bit, but when I was a cashier I received all kinds of shit.

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  30. It'll never work in NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    At least not until they make one that dispenses the latest neighborhood gossip with each purchase, gives credit to regular customers, and sells dime bags under the counter.

  31. Checkout automata by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    I hate those automated checkout machines at the grocery store...maybe it goes back to the UI class I had in college, but those machines don't "afford" usability, as my professor might say. It doesn't make sense to me to keep trying to scan things til the machine gets it right, then rotate the little baggy carousel, fill the next bag, and so on; particularly if I have a very large cart load, so there isn't enough space on the carousel.

    Maybe, despite my course work in CS, the fact that I can build a pc and write code, the fact that I figured out my microwave, stereo system, and telephone, maybe I'm just dumb :)

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  32. makes me want to drive in from gaithersburg... by mekkab · · Score: 2

    oh, never mind that we have a 24-7 Giant supermarket (a clean one, too!) and a 24-7 Home depot (word of warning: don't buy new closet materials at 11:30pm on a Saturday, there is 1 check out line and 4,000,000 people on it) in gaithersburg/rockville,

    I'm totally there!

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  33. Internet Coke Machines by SWroclawski · · Score: 2

    Does anyone else remember the Internet Coke Machines, that you could finger and it would tell you how much of what kind of coke it had, and how cold it was (based on how long it had been in the machine).

    Combine the two concepts (the Vendotron and the Net Accessible inventory) and you have a winner.

    Sure, finger would need to be replaced with a web interface, but that can all be scripted...

    - Serge Wroclawski

    1. Re:Internet Coke Machines by afidel · · Score: 2

      not sure if this is the machine you are talking about but one such machine is Big Drinkat the Computer Science House at Rochester Institute of Technology where I went to school.

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  34. Re:Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by JanneM · · Score: 2
    I imagine they can save a couple bucks an hour on labor, but at what cost?

    You also save a bundle on real estate - probably more than you would ever save on the personnel.

    I like the idea. Sometimes I'm just not sociable, and I just want to get my stuff and get home without having to interact with anybody. Some people have it far worse; a social phobia can make going to a store a nightmare for them. This is a great, low-pressure way of doing small shopping without having to flash a false smile at some inane, equally fake, greeting from a cashier, or be looked at as a jerk because you could not give exact change.

    /Janne

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  35. This means war.... by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    dialing, that is. If voicemail passwords are any indication, the remote access pword shouldn't be too hard.

    "You can track sales remotely by dialing the machine's computer to find out exactly what's left of each item,"

    Someones going to have a ton of fun with this feature.

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  36. We've had there for years! by frankske · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had these for years now, here in Belgian. Even the place my parents live (a small town on the countryside) has a few of these. There are especially popular when you don't have much time, or during the night, when while hacking on that big project at 3 AM, you realise you are hungry and are out of Dorito's and Coke...

  37. damn Starbucks legislation! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Yeah, the California "starbucks" act has made automated coffee vending machines illegal.

    Seattle is next!

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    1. Re:damn Starbucks legislation! by mekkab · · Score: 2

      actually, the above above comment is funny as all hell.

      Your comment, however, is not.
      As such, we must now duel in the old highland way: bare-breasted and carrying 10 lbs. babies...

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  38. Here's a picture of it by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The NYT article didn't include a picture, but this page on the Shop 2000 web site does.

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    1. Re:Here's a picture of it by moosesocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes it does, it's on the right side of the page.

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    2. Re:Here's a picture of it by Polo · · Score: 2

      The interesting link there was to robo-toms, a completely automated convenience store.

  39. Can it give you BAD directions? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Given my experience with getting directions from gas stations in DC at night,
    I'll take the machine! Especially if it SELLS A MAP of the district!

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  40. A myth of capitalism? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    "The public needs to get used to these kinds of stores, but I think it's inevitable that they will."

    I thought the rule was the market responded to the consumer, that was supposed to be what was so great about a market econonmy. Obviously that is not always the case. Here is an example of the market dictating to the consumer.

    By the way, who are these people who have to buy a DVD at 2am?

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  41. Re:Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by digitalsushi · · Score: 2
    very bad for customer relations.


    Eh. Nah. There's no one at the machine to run back to crabbing that you didnt get what you wanted. I bet 99% of people will cool off and just forget about it by the time they feel like calling the company up and going through a process. The bigger things get, the worse customer service gets. I mean, why bother? If you're a little company, sure, begging for that last 10% of the scraps is what gets you ahead, but eventually its old hat, you have all the money you really need.. and you have your local monopoly... so who cares? Let em try and find something else to eat! I completely respect the path of least resistance. Thats why I say, if you're too dumb to use the vending machine in the first place, well... go hungry! It's a self solving problem, cause if too many dumb people die off, we'll have to start thinking about good customer service again!

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  42. Won't last by Diabolical · · Score: 3

    We had a similar thing almost 10 years ago in the Netherlands. No-one bought anything from the machine. Within 6 months the damn thing was gone. There were all kinds of issues with it, vandalism, malfunctioning equipment, products passed vending date etc.

    I can see the convenience of such a machine but i can't say i like them. Aside from no human interaction there are more things about it that doesn't appeal to me. First of all is that the product range is limited, for some reason alot of products are more expensive then normal store offered ones. And you can't easily get a refund if some product isn't good or past it's vending date.

  43. I had no idea. by FreeLinux · · Score: 2

    I'm amazed that there is so much interest in live bait vending machines. Take a look at the counter at the bottom of the page. Who would have guessed there would be so much traffic for a web site in that industry.

    Looks like I've found my next career move, since IT is down. From the looks of that single page, I'd have to guess that live bait vending must be a multi-billion dollar industry.

    Who knew?

  44. But what happens when it breaks? by Jippy_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a machine. It's bound to break. It's bound to get jammed.

    "Honey, will you run to the store and pick up some eggs?"

    "I can't, the 7-11's broken again"

  45. Capsule hotels... by wumingzi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The capsule hotels are for real. It exists to fill a market niche.

    Subways in Japan are (reasonably) cheap. Taxis by contrast cost a nut. The subway closes down at midnight. If you get caught out after the last subway leaves, and you're living in the 'burbs, you're looking at dropping a Benjamin or two in order to get back home.

    So what's a party guy to do other than sleep it off in the gutter?

    Answer: the capsule hotel.

  46. French fry vending machine by awptic · · Score: 2

    In a park around my house in the summer time... they have this french fry vending machine which cooks your fries on the spot... can you imagine eating fries made by some greasy machine which has been sitting out in the open for days ? disgusting!

    1. Re:French fry vending machine by Maran · · Score: 2

      "Can you imagine eating fries made by some greasy machine which has been sitting out in the open for days?"

      As opposed to eating fries made by some greasy minimum-wage burger-flipper with no sense of personal cleanliness, cooked in oil that hasn't been changed in weeks?

      At least in the open air, all that fat vapour has somewhere to go. My local Burger King had a fire recently, as there was so much grease in the extractor fans. This is also the place who's "flame grilling" machine has a large label declaring it as a steamer...

      Maran

  47. bad puns. by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 5, Funny

    a woman walks into a bar. she asks the bartender for a sexual innuendo.

    so the bartender gives it to her.

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    1. Re:bad puns. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Informative
      You're all wrong. The joke is:

      A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a Double Entendre. The barman gives her one.

      See, "double entendres" sounds like a drink, which is half of the joke. Saying "sexual innuendo" gives it away and ruins the punchline. I doubt anyone finds this funny now that it's been repeated 3 times though!! ;-)

  48. Hope there is not a patent by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    I remember seeing this same thing years ago on a replay of a newsreel from the 50's, they had done a whole grocery store like this. I gotta see if I can find it (prior art ;)

  49. credit cards?? by mblase · · Score: 2

    ...more than a few people are feeding it their cash and credit cards.

    Oh, great. Now I not only have to worry about people stealing my credit card numbers off the Internet or out of the dumpster receipts, I'll be able to stay up nights wondering if someone's stolen the computer out of a vending machine that memorized it.

  50. Must have seen the Automat restaurant by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    When you mentioned the MAD magazine article, the writer and artist of that article most likely remembered the Automat restaurant near Times Square that served food dispensed from vending machines. Little did they know that modern technology has taken what that article mentioned into near-reality.

  51. Nothing new at all by loopkin · · Score: 2

    well, if i understand (feet ?? hey, meters !!!), it's something like this. it's a European company that started at first in Belgium and France, and it's very very common here.

    You also have tons of automatic dispensers (machines for coffee, sodas, sandwiches) of much smaller size everywhere, but i think it should exist in the US. However i'm surprised that such shops didn't exist before.

  52. Malfunction and customer service by gelfling · · Score: 2

    The key problem appears to be how to handle failures. It's one thing to fill out a little envelope and get some change back if it rips you off for a Coke.

    But do you think that if it robs someone of $50 they won't drive their car into it? They'll definitely need a phone on it and then you'll be stuck talking to Ahmed anyway

    "Hey man it ripped me off for $25!"
    "Is no work?, sorry nothing to do buhbye."

  53. Re:Hey, I worked at a Sheetz... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 3, Funny
    Most people actually love the machines, especially if they have kids.

    Machines can have kids now? AIEEEEEEEEE!

  54. Already done on MST3K by doublem · · Score: 2

    The Mads already invented that on MST3K. Dr. Forester put TV's Frank's Liver in one for demo purposes.

    Don't remember which movie they were doing though. I think it was a Joel Episode...

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    1. Re:Already done on MST3K by Servo5678 · · Score: 2
      It was the Alien From LA episode. It was a Mike show and the movie was about Kathy Ireland going to the center of the Earth to find her father.

      The invention the Mads built was called the Vend-A-Gut. Frank's liver costs thousands of dollars, but the machine only took quarters.

    2. Re:Already done on MST3K by doublem · · Score: 2

      Thank you!

      Some day I hope to be a hub on the MST3K Digital Archive Project.

      If my girlfriend were a MST3K fan, she would be perfect.

      Guess I'll have to settle for near perfect.

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  55. Popular throughout the US... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    I think that at this point, a credit card is the *standard* way of paying for gas. It's faster, easier, and more convenient. Slide card in, start pump, and a minute or two later, take receipt and go.

    Mobil goes even further with SpeedPass, which authenticates even faster than a CC.

    One of the things I HATE about living in NJ - There are labor laws that *REQUIRE* gas to be pumped by an attendant.

    Guess what - At the Hess station near where I live, the attendant takes your credit card, and just slides it into the pump. Something I could just as easily do myself...

    I hear that supposedly in some places in Europe mobile phones have enough market penetration that they can be used as a form of payment. (I believe similar to calling a 1-900 number... You can dial a number to pay for, for example, a booth at a golf driving range.) I could be WAY off on this though.

    And don't forget EZ-Pass, automatic highway toll payment.

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  56. Wal-Mart Nation by David+Wong · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Going a step further, the truth is in the end we as a society get what we want. I see a parallel here to the Wal-Mart phenomenon, people screaming and crying because we lost "Main Street America" and all the quaint little shops ran by friendly old people, now run out of business by the huge, cold, evil product-dispensing Wal-Mart juggernaut.

    Why did it happen? With evil corporate tricks? Smoke and mirrors? No; it was because people like it better this way. We like getting everything we need in one place, getting it quick, getting it cheap. Those little mom and pop shopkeepers screwed me over far more often than Wal-Mart ever could. You think Old Man Funkle from down the street had Wal-Mart's "return anything for any reason for a refund" policy? Hell no. He smiled at us as we came into his little shop, place smelling like cigar smoke, and he gouged the hell out of us. His selection sucked, it took forever to get checked out...

    We have moved on. We need toothpaste, diapers, aspirin. We don't see getting those necessities as some wonderful opportunity to make new friends. If we could snap our fingers and make that stuff magically appear in our cabinets, we'd do it.

    With the machine, we've taken the next step. There is no line (or at least less of one), there is none of that annoyance we get with humanity. When I want a conversation I'll talk to a friend. When I want a box of kleenex, I'll go to the Kleenex machine. If something has been lost, it is solely because we chose to lose it.

  57. boo hoo - no human interaction by glwtta · · Score: 2

    human interaction is the last thing I want when buying things - I go to bars for human interaction, at a store, I just want to get my stuff and get out, as quickly as possible. the less semi-literate abrasive humans stand between me and my purchase, the better.

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  58. Video rental stores and romance. by dstone · · Score: 2

    I've seen a number of people here claim that North American culture "demands" the rental store experience. Something about wandering around with friends endlessly, buying snacks, holding the boxes, etc. Well, I disagree. What do you think the growing acceptance of high-channel-count satellite/cable and pay-per-view are attributed to? More people each year are interested in "browsing" a selection of movies from the couch and opting out of the video rental store experience altogether. The leading edge of this is for the high-volume, popular, mainstream movies, but that's largely a distribution/bandwidth issue. Sure, the rental store is romantic for some, but people are ultimately price- and convenience-sensitive. Given a decent selection and price point (either monthly or per-watch), and you can see people clearly avoiding that "culture". As more interesting methods of "browsing" pay-per-view or perhaps even P2P movie sharing show up, I predict the rental culture will happily shrink. Afterall, it's -maybe- a 20 year old trend. Not like pubs or cafes or something that ingrained.

    If vending machines hit the convenience and/or cost button, they'll tear some people away. Mybe for the novelty alone. Heck, even the internet video rental scene claims a growing susbscriber base over the last few years. But sit-on-the-couch-and-rent-with-your-remote is pretty compelling given a large selection (bandwidth) and convenient UI (software/hardware). And yes, you can still include your friends in that browse/argue/eat/rent "culture" at home.

  59. "meet me halfway" online shopping? by happyclam · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about allowing this gizmo to offer pre-ordering via the web? Go to the machine's web site, see the machine's inventory. Purchase your products on a credit card. The products get set aside into a separate compartment for you. You go to the machine, insert your credit card (same one you used to purchase), the products are released to you, and you are charged for them.

    If you need to order something that's not in stock, the machine operator could offer some service level for an additional charge to stock it in the next stocking run.

    Reduces delivery/distribution costs for the vendors while providing additional convenience for the consumers.

    (And why couldn't fast-food places operate like this? Certainly robots can do an equally good job of microwaving and assembling a Big Mac, depositing it into the queue, and then charging your credit card.)

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    1. Re:"meet me halfway" online shopping? by jchawk · · Score: 2

      Or just use that magically delivery system known as UPS. Why reinvent the wheel here?

  60. had these awhile at the Hass School in Berkeley by call+-151 · · Score: 2

    There have been for at least a year pretty sophisticated vending machines in the student areas of the Hass School of Business at Berkeley if you are nearby and want to see one in the flesh. They work off of credit cards and sell things like inkjet printer ink, disposable cameras, and a good assortment of office/school supplies, in a space not much larger than a typical vending machine. I remember playing with one, ordering everything in the machine, and getting a total of about $1500- I didn't complete the purchase...

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  61. When ? by ackthpt · · Score: 2
    When will we see such things dispensing the latest computer hardware and accessories, maybe even a few hot video game titles?

    Granted, where I live the machine owner would still need to place it somewhere with some security, as we have a problem with vandals, I saw a spraypainted BMW on Sunday, (What's up with tagging? The uncontested modus of announcing "I'm the least secure person on my block"?) this in a fairly expensive neighborhood (I think it's mostly rich kids who fsck things up, but that's a whole different can of worms) How secure are such monstrosities, which can't defend themselves, in Japan? Seems like Munich would be another place you could put something like this without coming back in 24 hours and finding it defaced and/or robbed.

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    1. Re:When ? by Cato · · Score: 2

      I did talk to someone in Japan in the late Eighties who was planning on selling consumer software via vending machines, but I don't know if this ever materialised.

  62. These appear where there are strong unions or gods by Animats · · Score: 2
    You see big vending machines in areas of Europe where stores aren't usually open late or on holidays, for either union or religious reasons. The US, which has widespread 24/7 retail outlets, doesn't really need them.

    There's a big one in Cornavin station in Geneva.

  63. Pr0n on CBC by Bishop · · Score: 2

    Remember CBC ... aims for a wide audience, so pr0n is not mentioned.

    Which CBC are you talking about?? Would this be the CBC that didn't censor Kid's in the Hall ever? The CBC that has no problem portraying sex durring prime time? The CBC that did a rather graphic expose of pay-per-view hard core porn. Or is this some other CBC that I haven't heard about?

    The CBC is one of the most permissive of all the big broadcast networks in North America. Edged out by CITY (in Toronto) and who can forget Blue Nuit on TQS. And before you Euros get all upity: yes CBC is pretty prudish by European standards. Yes, it is sad.

  64. Automats == people behind the counter... by jcsehak · · Score: 2

    ...or at least, that's how it is now.

    Actually, I think that it's machines like this that will save our society from itself. Right now, we're used to getting a pack of smokes at 3 am. That's not gonna change. To support that, there's a whole workforce out there sitting behind a counter basically wasting their lives away for $5.50 an hour. I look forward to the day when everyone's job that can be replaced by a machine, is. I expect we'll have a lot more people doing meaningful things that benefit our culture. And with a little luck, everyone will have to work less for the same pay.

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  65. Interesting... by Peale · · Score: 2

    They used to have something called an AutoMat. The last one in NYC closed down some years back. It was pretty much the same premise - insert money, remove what you wanted.

    I just find it interesting that something that became so unpopular they're bringing it back, albiet in a slightly different form.

  66. Combine With Pay-At-Pump Gas by ty_kramer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pay-at-the-pump gas stations are clearly in the majority now. But in comparison to the convenience of the gas tank fill-up, picking up a quick hit of caffeine is much more complicated. Park the car, go in the store, select the bottle of liquid, get in line, pay a second time. Positively horse-and-buggy.

    So...put one of these monster vending machines next to the pump. While gas flows into the tank my already-approved credit card lets me punch up a storm on the vending machine and have it all added to the same transaction. No fuss, no muss, they get more dollars and I get my buzz.

  67. This is a wonderful idea by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    I like these because not everything is open 24 hours! Around here (Sacramento, CA), things have changed:
    * Several Taco Bells now close at 1am instead of being open 24/7
    * Lyon's (restaurant) closes at midnight
    * Wal-Mart isn't open 24/7 anymore

    The things that SHOULD be open 24/7, are not.
    * DMV and other gov't offices
    * Fry's Electronics
    * Java City

    Trying to build up a machine at night and realizing you need a new CD-ROM drive at 2am really sucks. Personally, I like the idea of a big huge building that houses Fry's, Java City, Round Table Pizza, Wal-Mart, and Albertson's.

    Oh well. At least Goldie's porn palace is open 24/7.

  68. bad puns, eh... by falzer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If puns were deli meats, this would be the wurst.

  69. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by chazzf · · Score: 2

    "One reason full-line vending machines have not swept the United States to date is that we have had a large population of entrepreneurial immigrants eager to operate convenience stores,"

    We must save Apu from the unstoppable march of progress!

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  70. You know what I'd like? by vidnet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A web & pda frontend.

    Imagine picking a bunch of products from a web site before you leave work at ten pm. You load the selection into your pda or cellphone, then stop by one of these and have them do some ir comm and get bunch of products out. No numbers to pick (which is hard enough after eight hours of overtime), no hassle with money or lack thereof.

    That's one less minute spent away from your beloved computer/wife/hybrid.

    Ps: yes, yes. you could spoof orders if the system wasn't properly designed.

  71. A bit overstated here.... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Ok, besides Japan-- the country in which it's probably law to own a tetris keychain, sleep in rest coffins and home to a lot of other highly obscure shit --it's news everywhere else. Jeez.

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  72. but can they be tipped over? by mrroot · · Score: 2

    I wonder how long until we hear a story about some teenage kid trying to tip one of these over.

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  73. Re:Say goodbye to QuickieMart? by Aexia · · Score: 2

    Also, will the vending machine have to be over 21 to sell alcohol?

    They'll probably use something similar to the new cigarette vending machines featuring computer generated personalities that interact with the user.

    When I saw this on the Daily Show, I thought it was a joke. The "black guy" personality is a horribly embarassing stereotype. He'd give Jar Jar a run for his money.

  74. Current shopping human interaction is dehumanizing by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    The creepiest human encounters I have in a typical day is with the checkout person in my big chain food store.

    Maybe everyone don't know this, but they have scripted phrases that they are obliged to say to the customers. It's being checked that they follow the scripts, and if you stray too far you're fired. That feels much more dehumanizing to me than any machine. These people have been reduced to robots. And I'm forced to play along to an extent, which makes me a bit robotized as well.

  75. Kinda... not. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Somebody had to make that food to be all "hot and savory". A machine didn't cook it. It had human cooks. It had humans to clean the place up. It had humans to retrieve the food that had been in rotation for too long. At it's most basic element, I guess you could campare an Automat to any vending machine. Aside from restocking, the unit mentioned here is fully automated. Incidentally, the movie Dark City is the only movie I can reall seeing an Automat in actual usage.

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    1. Re:Kinda... not. by Richy_T · · Score: 2
      I think there's one in a Woody Allem movie as well.

      Rich

  76. Shop till it drops? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I just don't want to be there when that happens...

    • "Vending Machine Tip Over Crushes 8 Year Old Girl"
      • "The vending machine did not have any warnings regarding the tip over. "
        Well, no wonder!

    • "2001 Darwin Awards: Coke Is It!"
      • "'Even as it fell over, the vending machine did not let out a single can,' the coroner reported."
        Lol.


    • "Family files suit two years after teen dies in machine accident"
      • "The complaint [filed against the owner of the machine, the company that installed it and the company that owns the apartment building where the accident happened] alleges the defendants were negligent in installing and maintaining a machine that was dangerously unstable."
        In response, the community sued the parents for producing a kid so rediculously stupid and then trying to shift the blame so they could get money.

    • From Reader's Digest:
      • "When 17-year-old Gary Forestell ran to get soft drinks for his friends from a vending machine at a truck stop near Belleville, Ont., he tipped the machine forward just enough for the drinks to slide out - without putting in any money. Tipped too far, the machine crashed to the ground. When Gary didn't return, a friend went in search of him. He found him crushed to death."
      • "Prevention: Warn children never to rock or tip vending machines, and make sure that machines at school are bolted to walls or the floor."
        Also, warn your children never to walk up to a boulder on a hill and pull it towards them. But damn, your kids would have to be pretty stupid.
  77. Can't say I mind... by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, how can anyone say this is a truly bad thing? Those same people don't bitch about soda vending machine and those take the human element out of my soda transaction. Some things you just don't care about recieveing a warm smile and personalized attention over. And retail automation isn't the end of the world. It may actually become a pain in the ass when these things break and all you have is an automated line to whine to, but things will equal out as there will still be a demand for human interaction for some services. The more automation, the more people will pay for the premium of that warm smile and sypathetic ear in certain cases. I'll be personally happy when I don't have to wrestle with the language barrier because some dumbass put an employee who can't speak the language in a position where he interacts with people regularly. "I'd like fries with that." "What? No understand..." "FRIES. I WANT FRIES." "Habla no English fries. What you want?" "ARRRAAAHHHRRRG!!!" It's not rasism, just hiring the right person qualified for the job, not because you have a racial quota to fill (which is another story entirely...)

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  78. Re:Standard Issue by murr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, I think the one in Zurich has been there at least 20 years. When it first opened, all shops in Zurich closed at 6:30PM by law, and even today, you won't find much open after 8PM, and certainly nothing open 24 hours.

    I don't think the shop had much of a vandalism problem, although at times it attracted a pretty rough crowd in the early morning hours (Ten years ago, the Heroin scene was pretty close to the main station, and even today, many of the Zurich homeless, although there aren't all that many, hang around main station). It's built pretty solidly.

  79. Re:Not a lot of space? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

    It is quite small compared to the size of a 7-11.

    Tim

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  80. It looks like Paybox operates a little differently by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    But I figure some of these services probably operate like a 900 number in the US - Call the number, and your phone bill is charged. In such a case, such as (for example) a booth in a golf driving range.

    Get to booth.

    SMS a posted number, or call it, and dial/speak your booth number.

    Account gets charged, you can now use the booth.

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  81. Re:RTFA (i did) by gotih · · Score: 2

    that's a fucking joke. do you really believe there is a shortage of labour in america? there is a dire shortage of labour willing to work 24/7 for nothing (as robots are) but there is no shortage of labour.

    this is just someone using technology to make them more money -- not necessarily a bad thing but they could have been more honest about the motives for going robotic. the cost savings are both in labour (on a well engineered machine, repairs won't cost too much) and in realestate (200 sq ft costs less than 2500 sq ft).

    really, don't buy that bullshit about lack of labour -- U.S. unemployment in july was 6%. and if i recall correctly, the federal unemployment numbers only include people actively looking for jobs, not those who gave up.

    P.S. i am looking for a job and having very poor results.

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  82. Oh, the (lack of) humanity! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and that soda machine really takes away from my person to person relationship too. One day these people will get a clue and realize you just don't need some guy who can barely speak the same language, trying to understand what your trying to purchase. Or make judgement calls on your what you're buying. Or give you an attitude because they work at a convienece store and have been up for the last 12 hours pulling the late shift because freckle-nose bobby decided to skip work that day and the manager won't fire him despite his chronic lateness because he needs the body desprately and it'd take more time to dump him and find somebody else rather than just scold him. Or just the fact you just want a soda and simply don't care who or what gets it to you. Not that it ever happens that way.

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  83. We have one in Utrecht... by pwagland · · Score: 2
    The really funny thing is that it is slower than going into the shop to buy stuff. The really great thing is that it is open 24x7, which the shops are not. The queues on a Sunday afternoon for this thing is normally 5-6 people long...

  84. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

    This is like a standing ovation for me. I've been called a lot of things, but this is the first time I've ever been called a "redneck", and I wear it as a badge of honor. Not many second-generation immigrants get to be rednecks, but somehow I managed it--and I've got the can of Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Billy Bob teeth to prove it.

    hyacinthus.

  85. Very difficult. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Digital cell phones (at least CDMA, and probably TDMA has some encryption too) are pretty secure.

    In general, the amount of $$$$ required to possibly spoof a phone is far greater than the amount of financial gain possible from such activities.

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  86. Coffee from the Pump by fm6 · · Score: 2

    I think there'd be a certain amount of consumer resistence to buying beverages from a gas pump!