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Fritz's Hit List

wwwssabbsdotcom was one of several to submit news stories about Ed Felten's latest venture: Fritz's Hit List, a list of electronic devices with some sort of digital storage and processing capabilities sufficient to qualify them "digital media devices" under Sen. Hollings' CBDTPA bill.

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  1. Want all of them... by garf · · Score: 1

    Christmas is coming....

    I want all of these and more...

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    1. Re:Want all of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought the Amana message center refrigerator. The energy star version is ~$2000. I think you'd have to have been a very, very, VERY good boy for Santa to bring you one of those! Good luck!

    2. Re:Want all of them... by garf · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person with cat 5 socket behind my cooker, fridge, boiler and even installed in the loo?

      Surely not...

      Ah the wonders of having a recently re-wired house!

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    3. Re:Want all of them... by El · · Score: 2
      What kind of connectivity do you have to the clothes washer and dryer? Shouldn't the washing machine be able to send me email at work telling me it's entered the spin cycle?


      Seriously, though, for energy saving, I should be able to send a single from my computer to my washing machine to start operation during off-peak hours.


      P.S. The "loo" sounds like a better place for wireless connectivity to me! For years I've wanted to be able to take a web pad into the "reading room" with me...

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    4. Re:Want all of them... by ces · · Score: 2

      Hehe ... Even my nerd friends haven't gone that far with their houses.

      On the other hand if you are having someone in to re-wire your house it really doesn't cost much more to have an RJ45 jack put anywhere you might possibly need it and have cat5 pulled back to your wire center.

      Along similar lines my boss had electrical outlets wired to an inside switch put under the eaves of his house for Christmas lights.

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    5. Re:Want all of them... by garf · · Score: 1

      You see I have this vision of computing power buried in the home. It's coming with digital tv set top boxes. They've a fair grunt of processing power behind that black plastic skin.

      This beastie would be accessable from all over the home via touch screen flat panels. It'd be wired into anything that could talk sense, so not the dishwasher, oh long story.

      Oh, did I not mention the cat 5 sockets I had installed in places where I would want to put these displays?

      Damn, I need some links..

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    6. Re:Want all of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Here's another DEMOCRAT liberal Senator from South Carolina attempting to restrict your freedoms.

      Hmmm...can it be he is pro big business, pro censorship, and anti citizen rights/freedoms.

      You democrats get what you voted for.

      His bio: http://hollings.senate.gov/bio.html

    7. Re:Want all of them... by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      Here's another DEMOCRAT liberal Senator from South Carolina attempting to restrict your freedoms.

      Hmmm...can it be he is pro big business, pro censorship, and anti citizen rights/freedoms.

      You democrats get what you voted for.


      Ya, we're as surpised...and depressed as you are =(.

      Unfortunately it's the case of a little knowledge being a dangerous thing. The DMCA is well intentioned in its spirit...but disastrous in its effect.

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    8. Re:Want all of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It'd be wired into anything that could talk sense, so not the dishwasher, oh long story.

      Yah, my dishwasher doesn't talk sense either... she's always saying things like "Honey, let's eat out tonight" or "Wash your own damn dishes, you lazy S.O.B.!"

    9. Re:Want all of them... by DrQu+xum · · Score: 1

      I live in PA -- I didn't vote for the f*cker.

      I didn't vote for Santorum (R-PA), Specter (R-PA), or Ridge & Schweiker (Gov. & Lt. Gov. R-PA; Ridge now our Homeland Insecurity Guy) either.

      And while I'm offtopic and on this subject, for PA Governor: Ed Rendell (Dem, ex-mayor of Philly) vs. Mike Fisher (Rep, PA Attorney General). Is this the best we can do, even in Pennsylvania?

      ESR for Governor!

      Back on topic -- How could you copy-protect a Furby (remember them?)

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  2. I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Bass by Bonker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today on Fritz's Hit List: Big Mouth Billy Bass.

    That's right, your favorite wall-hanging, singing, dancing, animatronic fish qualifies for regulation as a "digital media device" under the Hollings CBDTPA. If the CBDTPA passes, any new Billy Bass will have to incorporate government-approved copy protection technology.

    Fight piracy -- regulate singing fish novelties!


    I thought the CDBPABST was supposed to be a bad law. How can anything that aims to regulate the proliferation of Singing Billy Bass be evil?

    I love you, Fritz Hollings!

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  3. American flag by muhgcee · · Score: 1

    Is Slashdot ever going to fix the American flag logo? Am I the only one that notices the mistake?

    1. Re:American flag by lavaforge · · Score: 5, Funny


      You're right. They forgot the gigantic dollar sign in the middle.

      (Note to mods: Yes I know that it's supposed to start with a red stripe at the top.)

    2. Re:American flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I count only 49 stars!!

    3. Re:American flag by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll bet you were. That's a pretty small icon to notice it, but there it is. There's not 50 stars on it. I'll be damned. ;)

      Just kidding, I know you're talking about the stripes.

    4. Re:American flag by rizzo · · Score: 2

      It appears the top of the flag is cut off, since there are only 12 stripes in the /. topic icon. Perhaps we need a confederate flag icon just in case the South does, indeed, rise again.

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    5. Re:American flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it takes a lot of work to filp the image upside down! :)

    6. Re:American flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura."

    7. Re:American flag by jwilloug · · Score: 1

      That's not a mistake, Rhode Island just doesn't deserve to be a state.

    8. Re:American flag by JordoCrouse · · Score: 1

      Is Slashdot ever going to fix the American flag logo? Am I the only one that notices the mistake?

      Here's a thought - instead of complaining, why doesn't somebody fire up the GIMP, make a new icon, and send it to CmdrTaco post haste? I'm sure that he would appreciate the gesture, and then everyone can shut up about the damn icon (and start complaining about something else).

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    9. Re:American flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rise again!?

      We're just regrouping, you haven't won the war of northen agression yet, yankee!

    10. Re:American flag by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      Damn confusing when people reply to a low-rated comment. anyway...

      If you turn off the images in slashdot, you don't get any adverts, and as an added bonus, you don't need to worry about their flag anymore!

    11. Re:American flag by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      If you were kind enough to make them a new flag someone might care enough to change it.

    12. Re:American flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the American Swastika?

      All hail the President,
      traitors will be held without trail
      no dissent allowed.

    13. Re:American flag by ces · · Score: 2

      They should replace the flag logo with this one.

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    14. Re:American flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. it's the flag as a work-in-progress by B. Ross, before she sowed the last strip on
      2. it's the flag after B. Ross finished it, G. Washington noticed it was made of hemp and tore off the top and smoked it
      3. it's the flag after Washington D.C. and Virginia get voted off the mainland

  4. oh shit... by RebelTycoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fritz Hit List #8

    Those voice-boxes for throat-cancer patients that enable them to speak with a deep voice will now need to protected with government approved anti-copright protection.

    Fight Piracy = Regulate deep throating devices!

    1. Re:oh shit... by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      Fight Piracy = Regulate deep throating devices!

      What, like ring gags?

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    2. Re:oh shit... by ToKsUri · · Score: 1

      Uhmm... i guess Ned Gerblaski will be happier now that he knows his cancer is helping record companies become even more awfully rich.

    3. Re:oh shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fight Piracy = Regulate deep throating devices!

      Don't you think Linda Lovelace has been through enough already? Oh, you were talking about your Mom. I'm sorry, carry on.

    4. Re:oh shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was talking a bout your mom.

    5. Re:oh shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those voice-boxes for throat-cancer patients that enable them to speak with a deep voice will now need to protected with government approved anti-copright protection.

      Fight Piracy = Regulate deep throating devices!



      They want to regulate my girlfriend?

    6. Re:oh shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you misspelled 'mom'.

    7. Re:oh shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet.

      Step 1: Get Stephen Hawking to move to the U.S.

      Step 2: Get his voice synthesizer banned by Fritz/Hollings bill.

      Step 3: Have the courts throw out Fritz/Hollings for restricting freedom of speech.

      Step 4: Profit

  5. Out of Hand. by Renraku · · Score: 2

    This is getting out of hand. When will it end? When we get forced back into the analog age again? I hope they realize that they're putting the United States 'behind the times' technologically speaking in the name of 'piracy prevention'. When's the last time you pirated MP3s or ISOs on a toy?

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    1. Re:Out of Hand. by Coplan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure there's a Slashdot article around here somewhere about hacking your "Billy Bass" to record and playback MP3s. You should try it. The sound quality is incredible.

    2. Re:Out of Hand. by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Just so long as you don't get the FBI on your tail.

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    3. Re:Out of Hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I finally got Linux to boot on it! Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of THOSE!?!?

    4. Re:Out of Hand. by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "When will it end?"

      When people in general begin to become aware of the encroachment of tyranny, and when it becomes unbearable enough to sacrifice comfort in pursuit of liberty.

      Not before then.

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    5. Re:Out of Hand. by sdjunky · · Score: 2

      "When will it end? When we get forced back into the analog age again?"

      Nope further

    6. Re:Out of Hand. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      "Incredible" as in "I can't believe how shitty this song sounds coming out of a rubber fish..."

      And no, it wouldn't help if the Billy Bass was modded to include Ogg Vorbis support.

    7. Re:Out of Hand. by garcia · · Score: 2

      I am still waiting for those commercials run recently about "aren't you glad you have freedom" to come true.

      1. Hiding in a basement to have a religious service.

      2. Getting arrested for newspapers in your car.

      etc.

    8. Re:Out of Hand. by Kwikymart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have seen some of those on the American stations we get here in Canada. Are they funded by the government or are they funded by a public interest group? If they are funded by the government, can you say "nineteen eighty-four"? That would be too double-speak for me.

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    9. Re:Out of Hand. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (I always forget the details, but never the point, so don't ask me where or when, exactly.)

      There was some small civilization in the Pacific, I think. It acquired, unfortunately for them, a foreign dictatorship, which decided it would rule over it.

      The people weren't much fussed, and carried on their lives.

      The dictatorship, decided it didn't like their subjects' sounds and banned the people's music.
      The people weren't much fussed, accepted the ban and carried on with their lives.

      The dictatorship, decided it didn't like their religious ceremonies, and banned them.
      The people weren't much fussed, accepted the ban and carried on with their lives.

      The dictatorship banned their traditional ways of fishing, and all other aspects of their culture; and the people accepted it and carried on.

      The dictatorship banned the people's favourite home-brew, and there was a revolution, and they rid themselves of their dictators.

      No word of a lie, this actually happened.

      The moral of this story?

      Don't underestimate people's tolerance for abuse (or their compacency.) It might be a long while, and a lot of freedom lost, before the general public gets up off it's arse.

      Respectfully.

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    10. Re:Out of Hand. by ethereal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear that you can't overclock 'em unless they're water-cooled :)

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    11. Re:Out of Hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they just like their beer ;)

    12. Re:Out of Hand. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      The tv ad with the kid in the Library is already true.

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    13. Re:Out of Hand. by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Yes, we can surely learn a lot from people who value their beer more than their spirituality.

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    14. Re:Out of Hand. by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I'm still waiting for requirements to have IDs to travel between states, with a subsequent "Ministry of Truth"-ish editing of a certain movie scene involving pickup trucks and Montana.

    15. Re:Out of Hand. by ElectricRook · · Score: 1

      Good observation Kwikymart.

      It's a circular thing, some of the programs will have this message: "Funded in part by a grant from the US Department of Education". How do you think PBS repays the favor? Perhaps positive coverage for select Politicians before the election?

      Ever notice that the executives of the charities are often the spouses of well connected Legislators?

      On the same vein is Senator and aspiring Presidential candidate John McCain's "Campagne Finance Reform". Why would a senator give away their ability to campagne? Perhaps they are gaining a greater power.

      Politicians who back this plan, get massive favorable coverage from the "Main Stream Media". The "Main Stream Media" in turn gain the unlimited power to be the sole channel of communication to the masses. They will control the filter of public interest.

      The only losers are us mere mortals, who lose the power to form groups and buy advertisements for redress of grievences not covered by the "Main Stream Media".

      And none dare call it corruption.

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    16. Re:Out of Hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or put another way - we're boned.

    17. Re:Out of Hand. by Abreu · · Score: 2

      I didnt know that Hawaii had finally gotten rid of the white man... What was their home-brew, anyway?

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    18. Re:Out of Hand. by ces · · Score: 2

      I just went to the Ad Council website and watched all of the ads. Scary thing is most of the ones that end with "what if America wasn't America" are already true. Some Muslims are holding secret church services in basements. The FBI is looking through library records and questioning people who check out "suspicious" material. Some medical students in Florida got in big trouble for a political conversation they had in a diner. I suspect in some parts of the country you would not want to get pulled over while carrying Arabic language newspapers.

      Excuse me, I have to go, there are some men in dark suits knocking on my door ....

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  6. Barbie by johnstown · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I want to be Barbie. That bitch has everything.

    1. Re:Barbie by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
      Of course she has everything. she's the new "Divorced Barbie". Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's paycheck... just doesn't "come" with Ken anymore. Actually, she never did. she faked it with Ken. She "comes" with GI Joe.

    2. Re:Barbie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think she ever did with Ken, as we all know, Ken is gay. In addition, last time I checked, he had no penis!

    3. Re:Barbie by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      Normally, I don't reply to A.C.s, but yours merits it:


      <quote> I don't think she ever did with Ken, as we all know, Ken is gay [manbehindthedoll.com]. In addition, last time I checked, he had no penis!</quote>

      That's okay, because Barbie has no cunt. What do you think made Ken gay in the first place? Barbie==Lorena Bobbitt

    4. Re:Barbie by geekoid · · Score: 2

      actually, Ken "Comes" with G.I. Joe!

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  7. Wait just a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't we WANT the Billy Big Mouth Bass to be regulated? I feel all conflicted now...

  8. Not my Big Mouth Billy Bass!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What EVER will I do?!

  9. Eye Opener by Coplan · · Score: 2
    I didn't realize that some Barbies could be outlawed as a result of this legislation. NOw that I think about it, there's a lot of things that could potentially be outlawed. My phone, for example, as it has a recorder built in.

    Though, I admit, I have no problems with them banning anything Barbie.

    1. Re:Eye Opener by bpb213 · · Score: 1

      "Though, I admit, I have no problems with them banning anything Barbie."

      How anout those toy matchbox cars that light up and make the siren? those are subject to as a digital playback device.

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    2. Re:Eye Opener by jw32767 · · Score: 2, Funny

      When they came for Talking Barbies, I was quiet because I owned only GI Joes.

      When they came for the singing trout, I was quiet because I hated singing trout.

      When they came for the answering machines, I was quiet because I had a cell phone.

      When they came for the AIBOs, there was no one left to speak...

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    3. Re:Eye Opener by schmink182 · · Score: 1
      When they came for the AIBOs, there was no one left to speak

      Sadly this doesn't fit that cliché poem, since they hadn't taken any people, so everyone would still be around to speak against taking AIBOs.

    4. Re:Eye Opener by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Barbie isn't free, then you're not free.

  10. Symphony by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I bought my Symphony already!

    They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

    1. Re:Symphony by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

      Lol! took me at least a minute or so to work out what the hell that thing actually does! :)

  11. CBDTPA? by bpb213 · · Score: 1

    i must have been mistaken when i thought they had indefinetely tabled that shit.

    Dont tell me its coming out in another reincarnation.

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    1. Re:CBDTPA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No this stuff will keep reincarnating in some form or another. Even though stuff like the badly named and renamed bill shows up else where. I remember a story at the register that talked about them trying to pass a bill that had to do with breaking a hologram or something copy protection. MS is trying to get palidium shoved on the consumers. The **AA's will keep trying to get laws in their favor. It will be back in some form or another!

    2. Re:CBDTPA? by 1lus10n · · Score: 0

      are you kidding ?
      if this doesnt pass you can bet your a$$ they will keep trying to get some form of this bill passed, and unfourtunately the RIAA and the MPAA arent going anywhere so they can afford to keep going at it.

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  12. What's a wish list without... by BTWR · · Score: 1

    Natalie Portman.

    1. Re:What's a wish list without... by 1lus10n · · Score: 0

      forget that .......

      whats a wishlist without Katie Holmes !

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  13. Regulation of Robot Pets by jasonditz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Makes sense, if not in this light.

    After all, imported robot pets are finding employment without green cards and taking rewarding pet jobs away from more expensive to maintain domestic alternatives.

    You laugh now, but when that little robotic R2-D2 takes your waitressing job because he's willing to work for less than minimum wage, you'll change your tunes!

    1. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by malarkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but waitresses already make less than minimum wage!!

    2. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by bpb213 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course the robots would work for charge at night, but honestly, how many people do you see feeling comfortable giving food orders to a robot, and not a person, when the robot wont have any visible means of relaying understanding of your order.

      Not to mention that voice recognition is still not perfect.

      Or of course, some places rely on their waitresses for enviorment, like hooters.

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    3. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      changing one's tune is not legal under the CBDTVPA. You will listen to what we tell you. Please choose another metaphor.

      Thank you,

      Your Friendly Neighborhood Piracy Prevention Officer

    4. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by JordoCrouse · · Score: 2, Funny

      when the robot wont have any visible means of relaying understanding of your order.

      So it will be just like going to that 24 hour taco joint on State and Main?

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    5. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by edack · · Score: 1

      I'd change my tune, but the stupid implants in my ears will not let me, I keep hearing "It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all" or "M.I.C.K.E.Y....M.O.U.S.E" over and over and over.

    6. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by terbor · · Score: 1

      Only if the give lousy service or have lousy customers who don't tip. And even then, they make minimum wage. But it's minimum wage for tipped employees which when I waited tables was $2.15/hr vs $5something/hr for all others.

    7. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by mobets · · Score: 1

      I don't want the person taking my order to "understand" it, because then they will _try_ to paraphrase it and the cooks will do whay the waiter wrote and not what I asked for. I would much rather have a robot take my order and relay it in its intirety to the cook.

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    8. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I hate vending machines too.

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    9. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Nope, they make the minimum wage for tip-assisted income jobs.

      Plus, if the tips don't bring hourly compensation up to the mandated $5.25, the employer is supposed to compensate the employee for the difference.

    10. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by MeepMeep · · Score: 1

      Um, this is already occuring with golf caddies, Gettig makes the 'Shedda' remote controlled golf caddy...Check it out.

      They just need to make a version that rolls it's eyes when you dribble one up to the ladies tees...

    11. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      And if the cook is an excellent cook, but doesn't understand your order as submitted? Perhaps someone with good written and verbal communication skills, comprehensive knowledge of the menu, and experience with customers might perform a valuable function. Until the cook can communicate as well as the waiter, and possibly better than myself, I'll stick with proven natural language processing technology, thank you very much.

      If your waiter consistently garbles your order, I submit that your problem is with the implementation, not the design. Try a different restaurant.

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    12. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by ces · · Score: 2

      So it would be like trying to order from the drive-through at the typical fast food joint. You order two bacon double cheeseburgers, two jumbo fries, and two large cokes and you end up with some random combination of items from the menu.

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    13. Re:Regulation of Robot Pets by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Who needs voice recognition? Just give them shiny buttons to press with big pictures on them.

      Drat, I wonder how long until someone patents this as a 'business method'? I hope that this post constitutes prior art or something! :) It's not fundamentally different than the technology in the cash registers at these places...

  14. Taxes by aero6dof · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's too bad that more of the public is clueless on measures such as this. Maybe if we portray the CBDTPA as an Government mandated tax for the entertainment industry on many common electronic goods. The DRM hardware cost is borne by anyone who uses computer or consumer electronics, but all it really protects is the entertainment industry. Contrast that to many other government regulations, which impose costs on businesses, but generally to help protect the public.

    1. Re:Taxes by smnolde · · Score: 2

      Sounds like the Stamp Act of 1765 I was referring to here.

    2. Re:Taxes by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure that would be enough to motivate the public.

      People gladly pay:
      12 different taxes for telecommunications
      7 different taxes for gasoline
      4 different taxes on cigarettes
      4 more on alcohol

      Contrast that to many other government regulations, which impose costs on businesses, but generally to help protect the public.
      All of the above taxes are regulation fees or fees paid for "public" services.

      I apologize for the cynicism of this post, but honestly the telecommunications and software/hardware industry will figure out a way to word the tax to sound like it is protecting the public.

    3. Re:Taxes by Orne · · Score: 2

      Oh, so the public can be up in arms like we are about our current taxes? Oh, wait a minute...

      If you can't afford to buy these electronics, then it doesn't really affect you, kind of like the luxury tax, or how income tax doesn't affect 30% of the US population, because they have nothing to pay.

      Finally, when 49% of the Senate actually believes that LOWERING taxes HURTS the economy, and the public believes THEM, what makes you think people have the smarts to rebel against something like this?

    4. Re:Taxes by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      I don't think people "gladly" pay so much as they "unknowingly" pay.

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    5. Re:Taxes by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      Good point. Correction made.

  15. classic 1) 2) ??? 3) PROFIT!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    1) Make a list of electronic devices with some sort of digital storage and processing capabilities sufficient to qualify them "digital media devices" under Sen. Hollings' CBDTPA bill.
    2) ???
    3) PROFIT!!!

  16. I don't think she has the money. by Saratoga+C++ · · Score: 1
    So, my daughter will be playing with her Shop With Me Barbie toy cash register. and before it shoots out a little song blip it'll pop out and ask for a dime from mommy and daddy so that she can play the song.

    thats pritty sneakey, turning a register into a money making machine for the RIAA

  17. never! by gTsiros · · Score: 1

    They will have to PRY my trusty hp48 from my *cold* *dead* hands!

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  18. But piracy is a problem. by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    I looked at the RIAA's web site, and listened to all the soundbites from Jack Valenti, Sen. Hollings and Hilary Rosen, and I agree.

    "Piracy is theft"

    Downloading a song from the internet is every bit as bad as stealing a CD from a shop. I didn't realise this. I was stealing music all this time

    Now then, if I had come across several CDs that I didn't own, and I knew who their owner was, I would take some efforts to return them.

    Now, I have several gigabytes of stolen mp3s. I think I should return them to their rightful owner. To whom do I email them?

    1. Re:But piracy is a problem. by gTsiros · · Score: 1

      Several gigs of mp3s?!!

      me!!

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    2. Re:But piracy is a problem. by reverse+flow+reactor · · Score: 2

      If piracy is theft, why is the RIAA not prosecuting file sharers for posession of stolen property? All they need is proof a major trader holds 60GB of MP3's that he does not hold the rights for. Is it because nothing was stolen?

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    3. Re:But piracy is a problem. by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

      Email them to the RIAA, of course. I'm sure they'll be glad to make room in their mailbox, and then get the songs to the people they were "stolen" from.

    4. Re:But piracy is a problem. by DigitalGlass · · Score: 1

      why, email them all back to the RIAA of course :-)

    5. Re:But piracy is a problem. by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

      GMTA :-)

    6. Re:But piracy is a problem. by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's because you can't prove that he or she didn't also own the originals - unless you do a fishing expedition - and no d.a. is going to approve a fishing expedition without some evidence.

      And no, this is NOT a troll

      And yes, SOMETIMES piracy is a problem. But not in this case. Overpriced products (they just paid another $70M for price-fixing - again!!!!!) are the problem here.

    7. Re:But piracy is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then you'd just be copying them again. Oh the humanity!

    8. Re:But piracy is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several Gigs, huh?

      Email them individually to everyone in the RIAA. I suggest using several drone machines to do this automatically at high speeds. I also recommend you have the machines repeat this several times to make sure they are properly returned.

      DAMN them. (Distributed Audio Mailing Network)

    9. Re:But piracy is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha. mod that up.

    10. Re:But piracy is a problem. by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
      Overpriced products (they just paid another $70M for price-fixing - again!!!!!) are the problem here.

      If it's too expensive, don't buy it. If everyone did that, then the RIAA wouldn't sell any CDs at all, and the price would abruptly drop. CDs are clearly not overpriced, since people still buy 'em. The RIAA and their cronies have found the price point that gives them maximum profits in terms of price per unit x units sold. They'll stick to that price point come hell or high water.

      The problem the RIAA is facing is that the mp3 explosion has messed up their price point equation, and they don't know how to react. Note that I'm not necessarily claiming that the mp3 craze has decreased CD sales, but rather that it has upset the equilibrium so that it is now unclear what the correct CD price point should be. How do you factor in the free distribution? The increase (or decrease) in sales volume? Do you charge more for a CD in an attempt to recoup lost sales (assuming every download is a lost sale)? What if people are actually buying more CDs as a result of mp3 "advertising" and you scare them off by raising the price? How do you know how many people will buy vs download (or do both), and at what price point? Maybe you charge less and hope to encourage people to go back to buying CDs (or just get them to buy more CDs and make up on volume what you lose on unit price)? Or do you try to maintain the same price as before mp3s?

      The RIAA is scared becuase their stable little setup has been all screwed up and they don't know what to do. So they are trying to get the dynamics of the system back to the way they were pre-mp3.

    11. Re:But piracy is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also looked at the RIAA's web site and surely enough, I agree, too.

      "Piracy is theft"

      You know, Michael Jackson was right. The record label lowered his sale of CD's because they didn't want to change the consumer's current mainstream taste in music, which would cost money, and another reason they hampered his sales is because they can. How much of a difference would it have made for artists all around the world if the "middle man" record label behemoths didn't own the music industry? Surely, competition will rise, studio equipment prices would drop, and CD's would be at reasonable prices. If I come across artists of mp3 's I own (and no, it is not "IP", it's not theirs, It's mine, no matter what argument they put up), I wish to compensate them for the money that he lost by the thieves of Big Record Companies.

    12. Re:But piracy is a problem. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If it's too expensive, don't buy it.

      In part, I agree. Nobody is forcing you to pay their prices. On the other hand, they do get to charge the absolute maximum that people are willing to pay. Other industries (i.e. not other media companies) can't charge that because of competition. There is no price competition in the music industry. If I want the new Britney spears single, I'm not going to settle for a different singer and a different song even if it is cheaper.

      Your point about mp3 is a good one.

  19. new item by squarefish · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if this would make the list?

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  20. Digital Answering Machine. by clevelandguru · · Score: 5, Funny

    Machine: You had 3 messages. 1 Message deleted automatically since it has copyrighted material.
    User: Oh no, Grandma again left a message with her radio on in the background.

  21. Furby's too? by ccgr · · Score: 1

    I am sure this applies to Furby's as well...it will be nice to shut them things up.

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  22. The scary thing by phorm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is that when you consider the amount of idiotic lawsuits over laws that can be broadly interpreted... that some of these common devices might very well indeed end up under fire

    Politicians seem to spend a lot of time patching up too-broad laws that don't meet their expectations, and an equal amount of time making silly new too-broad laws.

    1. Re:The scary thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's job security for you... That way the government gets bigger and bigger.

  23. Noooooo! by PygmyTrojan · · Score: 1
    ...any newly manufactured digital baby monitors will have to incorporate government-approved copy protection technology

    So now I won't be able to download PleaseForTheLoveOfGodGoToSleep.mp3? Thanks alot.

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    1. Re:Noooooo! by ravage · · Score: 1

      ..."PleaseForTheLoveOfGodGoToSleep.mp3"

      As a new fairly new father whose daughter is teething[sp.] and getting a cold...

      that's pretty damn funny : ) !

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  24. Not That! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2

    You can take my music, and you can hack my computer, but leave my Big Mouth Billy Bass out of this!

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  25. Today on Fritz's Hit List: Big Mouth Billy Bass. by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's right, your favorite wall-hanging, singing, dancing, animatronic fish qualifies for regulation as a "digital media device" under the Hollings CBDTPA. If the CBDTPA passes, any new Billy Bass will have to incorporate government-approved copy protection technology.

    Well this just goes to prove that there's a bright side to every dark law.

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  26. awareness is a good thing by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe this will make consumers more aware of all the silly crap this allows.

    Maybe, but I doubt it.

    Take me to the river, put me in the water....thanks for getting that stuck in my head!

    *growl*

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    1. Re:awareness is a good thing by geekoid · · Score: 2

      you bastard! now it's stuck in my head!

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    2. Re:awareness is a good thing by Unclaimed+Mysteries · · Score: 1

      That's funny. My Billy Bass sings "Psycho Killer." Please advise.

      Corry

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  27. Funny yet earily .... by 1lus10n · · Score: 0

    this is funny yeah eerily scary. i mean on the upside they could finally make furbees and billy the bass too expensive for everyone to buy.

    on the other hand they could just rape the consumer .... make that CONTINUE to rape the consumer.

    and tell me i am not the only one who got the micro$oft ad.

    funny how one of the biggest rapi^W^W^W .... err supporters of this bill has an ad on an article that is firmly against the bill .......

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  28. Read first: Warning if at work (Re:new item) by phorm · · Score: 1

    Just to let people know not to click this if you're at work. I should have thought of it before doing so... but I didn't. Luckily nobody was looking at my screen.
    (X-rated link)

    I'll click it again when I get home - phorm

  29. Devil's advocate by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, so many of these items seem ridiculous when you consider them to be potential "digital piracy" devices. But what if the CBDPBPDBPPTA (whatever) does pass?

    Can't you imagine the Slashdot headlines?

    Store audio files with Barbie
    from the we're-very-desperate-now dept.
    Digital Music Lover writes: "Now that the CPTBPTPBTPBA has passed, mainstream digital music recording has come to a complete halt. Music lovers now have to pay every time they want to listen to a recording on their Fritz/Palladium enabled PC's, and they can't record that music for later use. However, some clever hackers in Germany figured out a way around this problem. They modified a 'Barbie talking cash register' with some custom DSP chips and an Ethernet interface. Now instead of ringing up the price of a loaf of bread, Barbie plays the latest Metallica recording instead!

    It is my hope and prayer that we never get to this point. But if the Pigopolists do prevail, I can definitely see the hacker community desperately trying to store digital music any way they can.

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    1. Re:Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The funny thing is, hackers in Germany could give a shit, because they will still be able to buy DRM-free hardware and software. People seem to forget this applies to US citezems and US manufactured goods only. I can still buy some Japanese, German, Chinese, etc. hardware/software that will be totaly free of this crap. The funny thing is by introducing this kind of stuff, the US could be closing themselves off from the global economy, especially in the hitech sectors. This could cause the US economy to continue to slide.

    2. Re:Devil's advocate by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if things were this drastic, I'd just give up on mp3's and new CDs and just listen to the good CDs I already own.

      Or maybe I'll download classical music, no one cares about the rights for that anyway.

    3. Re:Devil's advocate by Azog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I don't think we'd ever quite reach the point of modifying a toy cash register.

      There would be lots of interesting market effects if this law passes though. For instance, if the law passes there will be a short grace period to allow non-compliant hardware to be sold through the supply chains.

      So, I expect that there would be a rush to stock up the last generation of uncrippled hardware. I personally would try to buy at least a dozen of the biggest hard drives I could get my hands on, and a few fast computers to plug them into.

      Also, there would be a black market for uncrippled hardware smuggled in from free countries to the US. Imagine buying hard drives and motherboards made in China out of the back of a car under a bridge somewhere...

      I expect there would also be some sort of "pro" hardware without the crippling locks. It would either be a lot more expensive or you would need a "media production license" to buy it. But some of it would leak into the regular market anyway.

      But anyway, I'm not too worried about digital music storage. Four 120 GB drives would make a RAID-5 big enough for me to rip and store another two thousand CDs together with the ~2000 I already have on-line. I'd keep enough spare hard drives in storage to replace the ones I'm using as they fail over a decade or two. Even if they are obsolete, they will still work and be big enough.

      By then the law will have been found unconstitutional, or I'll have moved to a free country, or both.

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    4. Re:Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, keep laughing German-boy.

      You really think the cronies in your government won't sign a treaty or pass the same laws?

    5. Re:Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This stupid law is for the US only, but they will try to push it to every other country that manufactures tech stuff.

      Its going to be interesting to see how they manage to do it, due to the complete lack of any moral authority that the present american gov. has. The rest of the world is tired of Bushs arrogance and his lies. Remember that he wasnt even rightfully elected (if the 2000 election had happened in any 3rd world country, tehy would be crying that there was electoral fraud).

    6. Re:Devil's advocate by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Yes, but remember, where do most of the chips come from, Intel, AMD, Motorola, IBM...

    7. Re:Devil's advocate by yason · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...hackers in Germany could give a shit, because they will still able to buy DRM-free hardware and software

      I wonder if these things will become global eventually. It didn't take many years for DMCA to arrive in Europe. And I'm pretty sure the media companies and DRM-pushers have already thought of ways to make these draconian laws and DRM a worldwide standard. They could threaten to stop distributing music and movies in a non-DRM format, or just delay the distribution into unacceptable level. The Microsoft will tout the secure Palladium all over the world to protect your computer ("from yourself" will be left unsaid, of course). The rest of the world will be DRM/Palladium pressurized and it only takes a big enough critical mass to tilt the course where the rest of the countries will be going, too. International trading without electricity and transportation? Computers? Palladium? Perhaps I'm just a pessimist cynic here. :/

    8. Re:Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is the problem. They dont care if they bankrupt this country and they dont seem to realize that if they do they will be bankrupting themselves (unless they have already moved their financial operations to europe).

  30. Sen Hollings Words by tino_sup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Read this closely. These are the fundamental assumptions made by Hollings -

    At the same time, millions of law abiding consumers find little reason to spend discretionary dollars on consumer electronics products whose value depends on their ability to receive, display and copy high quality digital content like popular movies, music, and video games. Accordingly, only early adopters have purchased high definition television sets or broadband Internet access, as these products remain priced too high for the average consumer. The facts are clear in this regard. Only two million Americans have purchased HDTV sets. As for broadband, rural and underserved areas aside, there is not an availability problem. There is a demand problem. Roughly 85% of Americans are offered broadband in the marketplace but only 10-12% have signed up. The fact is that most Americans are averse to paying $50 a month for faster access to email, or $2000 for a fancy HDTV set that plays analog movies. But if more high-quality content were available, consumer interest would likely increase.

    Where are they getting these figures?

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    1. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Informative
      Fritz Said it would be like this:
      At the same time, millions of law abiding consumers find little reason to spend discretionary dollars on consumer electronics products whose value depends on their ability to receive, display and copy high quality digital content like popular movies, music, and video games.
      From my comments to the Judiciary Committee:
      I have never heard anyone say, "I'd get broadband if only there were high quality content from Hollywood available." No, what I hear is, "I'd get DSL or a cable modem if it was available in my area," or "I'd get DSL or a cable modem if it didn't cost a fortune."
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    2. Re:Sen Hollings Words by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      Americans are averse to paying $50 a month for faster access to email

      i think there was a recent study that noted that the majority or americans with internet access kept to dialup because they consider broadband too expensive. read between the lines what you will from that..

    3. Re:Sen Hollings Words by elmegil · · Score: 2
      Where are they getting these figures?

      Out of his ass, apparently. I don't know what life is like in Fritz's district, but around here there definitely is an availability problem. Out of a dozen close coworkers, about 3 of us have broadband available to us. And this is in Metropolitan Chicago, not BFE.

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    4. Re:Sen Hollings Words by kris2112 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Um... Has it ever occurred to Hollings, et. al. that the reason Americans are averse to paying $2000 for an HDTV set might be that most Americans don't want to pay $2000 for any TV set?

      If this passes, and HDTV sales don't pick up, what's next? Passing a law that makes it mandatory for every American to buy at least one $2000 HDTV set?

      What? You mean it's already happened? Arrgh!!!

    5. Re:Sen Hollings Words by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      I wish I couldn't believe that people believed him, but sadly I can.

      Personally I have absolutely no hint of want for an HDTV. Besides that they cost about what's in my bank account, I just don't have any problem with the picture quality I'm getting from my LDTV (low definition TV). The entertainment quality, however.....

    6. Re:Sen Hollings Words by reverse+flow+reactor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "There is a demand problem."

      So now what? You have to legislate demand? That sounds like something out of the 1930s Soviet 5-year plans. It doesn't matter if it is a good product or you don't need it, you have to buy it because the law requires a certain level of demand.

      You cannot legislate demand (not in a free society, anyways).

      I know that they are trying to spin it so that "if content were available, people would buy the complementary goods", however, the goods/services are not necessarily complementary. I can rent high-quality videos from the local video store. And I can make full use of the internet without ever watching video streams or downloading videos. I don't need broadband to watch Hollywood movies.

      There is no strong correlation between broadband subscriptions and consumption of Hollywood content.

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    7. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only two million Americans have purchased HDTV sets.


      Let's see ... if I wanted to purchase a HDTV set, my choices would be to buy one without a tuner or built-in copy perversion, knowing that future set top boxes would probably refuse to provide my new toy with a HDTV signal ... or to buy one with the unwanted copy perversion.

      I'd get to pay several times as much as a regular NTSC TV costs for the privilege.

      There wouldn't be much broadcast programming, any cable TV programming, or any prerecorded HD-level content (other than D-VHS tape ... didn't we just migrate away FROM tape?).

      And Fritz in his infinite wisdom decides that the barrier to purchasing is a LACK of copy perversion? Isn't this a bit like the mythical 19th-century doctors, who, upon observing the death of pale-as-a-sheet patients, declared that the cause of death was "not enough leeches"?
    8. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I have never heard anyone say, "I'd get broadband if only there were high quality content from Hollywood available." No, what I hear is, "I'd get DSL or a cable modem if it was available in my area," or "I'd get DSL or a cable modem if it didn't cost a fortune."

      Which is close, but not quite. I heard a lot of "I'd get DSL or a cable modem if there were more MP3z and DiVXz available on P2P networks."

      Napster - yes, used as a tool for copyright infringment - was broadband's only real killer app. When RIAA/MPAA killed it, they killed the demand for DSL.

      Alas, that's not something any telco exec dares say, especially in front of the Judiciary Committee. Consequently, Rosen/Valenti are the only ones who get to speak.

    9. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Fritz said it was going to rain today too -- oops, wrong Fritz. [g]

      But seriously -- I think they're making the numbers up -- if not from whole cloth, then based on *possibility* -- there are X-many internet users at Y-many locations, therefore there should be X*Y total DSL and cable subscribers -- but of course there aren't, becase as you say availability is not as universal as they'd have us believe. (Frex, here, as the crow flies just 30 miles from Los Angeles -- and neither DSL nor cable is likely to come along in my lifetime.) So they have to come up with some excuse that makes the content providers look like THE driving force.

      Maybe what they're really thinking of is "If it sweats, Fred will show it to you". ;)

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    10. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually free and high quality contents are available - p2p network. Every thing from porn to warez can be had for free. Still not enough demand.

    11. Re:Sen Hollings Words by symbolic · · Score: 2

      Where are they getting these figures?

      Did they ever exist in the first place?

      At least he will have left behind a noble legacy - a completely new application of the phrase, "on the Fritz."

    12. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Windcatcher · · Score: 1
      Pfft. The day something draconian like that happens is the day I drop the TV habit.


      Oh, wait. I already did that. Never mind.


      I'll go back to reading my book now.

    13. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Just out of curiosity, where in SoCal are you? Only a SoCal'er would get the "Fritz Said" joke.

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    14. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Never mind. I need to read the whole post first!

      DOH!

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    15. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the Fred joke :) I'm NW of Lancaster. (And some wag will pipe up with "Which state? Which country??" :)

      Completely OT, does anyone have a copy of the original "If it sweats" song or better yet the video??

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    16. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Nope, and if anyone has the Fritz vs. Fred competitions on video too, that would be cool.

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    17. Re:Sen Hollings Words by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Certainly a damnsight more fun than the OTHER Fritz!

      Of course, we're probably in violation of some obscure DRM-in-training as we speak :/

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  31. Rescue Heroes by rongage · · Score: 1

    I knew there was something devilishly illegal about my 4 year old son's Rescue Heroes toys - the ones that use a digital chip embedded into the backs of the toys to play back some voice clips. These obviously illegal digital playback devices are a menace to society and it's up to us law-abiding, upstanding citizens to destroy this threat to freedom....

    If hollywood is truely threatened by these harmless playthings, then maybe they should go out of business.

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  32. What good is this? by catfood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Felten's list gives the impression that it's the crazy interpretations of CBDTPA we have to fear.

    But the real problem is that CBDTPA is a crazy bill to begin with. You can't fix something like this by giving back the singing fish. If every single one of Felten's examples were exempted from the bill, what's left would be no less outrageous.

    1. Re:What good is this? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      I think that's the intent... the Hit List is not going to end at some point where they could say "okay, if all of these devices were excluded from the bill, it would be a sensible piece of legislation".

      The List demonstrates that the CBDTPA is so fundamentally flawed, so broad to the point of absurdity that NO AMOUNT of exception clauses could be added that would limit its enforcement to its intended purpose.

    2. Re:What good is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but what the List doesn't point out is the inherent violations of the First Amendment, the Third Amendment, the Fourth Amendment, and the whole idea of due process.

      Those would remain even if every "singing fish" was exempted, because the point of this bill is to put mandatory policeware into every personal computer, to enforce private whims at the point of a Government gun.

      First Amendment violation: Personal computers are, in large part, digital printing presses. Fritz's bill would impose prior censorship on speech (anything that can be copyrighted must, more or less by definition, be speech).

      Third Amendment violation: Government is not allowed to station soldiers in citizen's homes without their consent in peacetime. Fritz's bill would station electronic soldiers in our property (our computers) without our consent in peacetime.

      Fourth Amendment violation: Protection against search and seizure could become meaningless if you've got Government-mandated spyware in your computer.

      Due process: Americans are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, but here the law and the electronic agents that carried it out would presume your guilt, and carry out the sentence without bothering with a judge or jury. This judge-jury-executioner concept would be offensive even before considering the fact that the DRM is going to block a lot of lawful use and to block use of material that falls into public domain.

      The List may be useful for ridiculing the CBDTPA, but if the List is the only argument, it will not highlight the bill's threats to American freedom.

    3. Re:What good is this? by Sycle · · Score: 1

      There are other people making these points, it's not up to every site and every person to try and shoulder the entire argument, the list was simply pointing out some absurd ramifications.

      Average guy on the street might not understand what you're trying to say about amendment violations, 'a threat to Americas freedom' might be difficult for some people to grasp, but pointing out that this bill to 'stop those nasty pirates' is worded so broad that it will apply to baby monitors and answering machines, has a fair bit of impact.

      It's just another way to point out the utter lunacy of it all. It all helps.

  33. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    First they first came for the Billy Bass and I didn't speak up because I hated Billy Bass.

    Then they came for the Spam and I didn't speak up because I hated Spam.

    They came for the browser mods that pop up ads depending on my site visits, and I didn't speak up because I hated Gator.

    Then they came for my TiVo, and they had to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

    [With apologies to Pastor Martin Niemoller]

    Actually, I think this hit list is totally stupid. Half the things on that list wouldn't fall under the law.

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  34. Pro-Linux TV advert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's my vision
    Setting: Beachside club with a GNU on the turntables and Tux dancing along with other animals

    Music: Parliament's Aqua Boogie

    Events
    Tux is dancing on the dancefloor having a good time, when a Windows flag flies in and attacks him
    Tux squaks (if you've ever heard Aqua Boogie, there's a sqwaking bird, which would be synced to this)
    The Windows flag chases tux down the beach into an ocean of 1s and 0s Pouring into the ocean is a pipe marked "OC48" which is gushing data in the form of binary
    The Windows Flag drowns as the song hits the "I can't take water" line
    Tux tramples the flag, squaks again and flies back to the club
    Fade to black screen with a catchy Linux Slogan displayed

  35. It fits... by Cervantes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm... US government puts out bill to require anything digital to have copy protection on it... cost for digital equipment goes up.

    Last month, US government drives legislation to force all TVs' to have digital tuners installed, including all TVs' manufactured in the US, and all being shipped via the US. Cost for TVs' and consumer electronics goes up.

    US government also tables legislation requiring all television networks to convert to digital within 5 years. All existing TVs' and VCRs' will be obsolete. Cost to consumers goes up.

    Result: In 5 years, all televisions and VCRs are digital, copy-protected, and controlled. Government gets to dole out the new "digital" channels to whomever meets their standards.... or should that be 'ideals'?

    Earlier in the year (and the year before, and the year before) the US government threatens to put stricter regulations on the Internet, including what you can do, what you can read, and where you can read it. Stocks of net-filtering software go up, ad banners start to reduce fees paid because of declining revenue, free-speech sites and those not funded by a corporation start going away.

    Earlier this year, US government tries to force libraries to filter the websites available on their public computers. US government also successfully forces schools to filter content. Those who do the filtering? Corporations who use their own judgement to determine if a site should be filtered or not.

    DMCA serves as pretense to shut down P2P networks, mp3/warez websites, Instant Messangers with file sharing capabilities (it's coming, just you watch) etc.

    "THE WAR ON TERRORISM" (tm) serves as pretense to search anyone, anywhere, even from outside the country.

    US government arrests people that it invites into the country (the two russian credit card hackers and the FBI) or those that haven't even done anything to the US (Skylarov ((SP?)))

    You know, I saw a sig that said "Canada: It's like being in the loft above a really great party". I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think that not all the noise from the party downstairs is good.

    And, on a different note, as IANAL (sorry, everytime I see that I read I-anal. I just can't write it with a straight face), what happens if I come down to visit with my Sony minidisc player? Do I get arrested for having non-conforming hardware? Technically, this could extend to anything with a memory, including a watch, a car, a phone.... sound worrisome?

    You know, I started this post out noting increased costs... then I got to noting the decreased liberties... then I started thinking "Yanno? If I were slightly more paranoid, I'd almost think that the US government is trying to discourage free speech and push internet and technology access up to the higher tax brackets, where they have more control, while removing these tools for freedom from the 'unwashed masses'. But that would be a bad thought, and I'm double-plus good!"

    And, if you think I'm kidding, take any of the paragraphs up above and look in slashdot archives... they all came from here.

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    1. Re:It fits... by Raven42rac · · Score: 2

      damn, does this mean I can't make archival copies of my alarm clock, after all it is digital.

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    2. Re:It fits... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      You'll be fine until someone figures out who invented the modern method of timekeeping. Once someone can prove that their ancestor created the modern method of timekeeping, we'll have to pay a fee to change the time on our clock, and undergo random inspections to ensure we haven't modified the origional work contrary to the Clock EULA.

      Clocks will also now cost upwards of $200 thanks to licensing fees, but we will all have to pay it because a sundial doesn't have a loud enough alarm.

      In related news, hundreds of people will be thrown in jail for animal cruely for trying to find the 'snooze' button on their black-market roosters, whom clockmakers insist is a derivitive work.

      And you people scoffed when they said that the Julian calindar would cause chaos!

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    3. Re:It fits... by Raven42rac · · Score: 2

      given the current state of the USPTO, I would not be surprised by it in the least.

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    4. Re:It fits... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      That's the point of the more ridiculous items on the list, I think -- that nothing electronic is safe from this law, no matter how far-fetched it may seem. Just wait until someome gets sued for injury caused by a non-copy-protecting microwave. (Hey, if they can sue for spilling hot coffee...)

      And you're not the only one who can't help reading IANAL another way entirely.. :)

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    5. Re:It fits... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next from apple:

      iAnal, the legal advice firm that gets so hung up on details it never gets it right.

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    6. Re:It fits... by DavittJPotter · · Score: 2

      Your comment sickens me. Not because you're wrong - but because you're so right.

      I love my country, but I fear my government.

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  36. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by elmegil · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Actually, I think this hit list is totally stupid. Half the things on that list wouldn't fall under the law.

    Because, of course, you're the resident expert on the law. Perhaps some concrete citations of WHY you believe they wouldn't fall under the law might help boost your credibility....

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  37. I wish that was just "funny" by drew_kime · · Score: 5, Insightful
    > Machine: You had 3 messages. 1 Message deleted automatically since it has copyrighted material.
    User: Oh no, Grandma again left a message with her radio on in the background.
    But isn't this exactly what they seek to do? If general purpose computing devices were ever sufficiently locked down, someone would come up with a hack to add a hard drive to digital answering machines and start copying. Why do you think the language of the CPDTPA is so broad? They're trying damn hard to make sure their bought and paid for legislation isn't obsoleted by the next generation of technology.
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  38. Missing from the list... by Dr.+Transparent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those greeting cards that let you record a personal greeting to be played back to the recipient when they open the card.

    "Sorry mom, I wanted to get you a personalized greeting card but the DRM chip added $25 to the cost of the card."

    1. Re:Missing from the list... by wishus · · Score: 2

      Those greeting cards that let you record a personal greeting to be played back to the recipient when they open the card.

      Funny thing about those cards - the storage and playback was so clear that we used to red box with them. The microphone sucked, so you had to wire it directly into your sound card to record the tones, but after that you could disconnect the mic leads, put it in an altoids box, and go to town.

      Now just imagine if we had recorded 30 seconds of the latest Britney Spears song. We could have really caused some trouble!

  39. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by aiabx · · Score: 2, Funny

    They aren't being banned, they're just going to have copy protection technology built in. Which means they will be more expensive. Which means instead of getting some socks, a drill, some books and a Billy Bass for Christmas, you're just going to get a Billy Bass.
    -aiabx

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  40. And what of recordable greeting cards? by VValdo · · Score: 2

    Pity poor greeting card companies. Their five dollar recordable birthday cards are gonna get a lot more expensive. That means your red box budget will go up as well.

    Of course, Hallmark's cost/profit margins are probably higher than the RIAA's.. how much does a $2.99 greeting card cost to manufacture?

    W

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    1. Re:And what of recordable greeting cards? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      hehee, nice to see other UPL/PLA readers on /., fone phreakings not dead yet!

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    2. Re:And what of recordable greeting cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That shit still works these days? Damn!

  41. Fix the stripes on the FLAG by geekoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Please.

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    1. Re:Fix the stripes on the FLAG by Windcatcher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, Troll -a million or something.

      I once commented to a friend that there should be a sign at the end of the Ben Franklin Bridge:

      YOU ARE LEAVING THE AMERICAN SECTOR
      WELCOME TO THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF NEW JERSEY

      Our state motto in PA wasn't "America Starts Here" for nothing folks.

      The flag is fine the way it is :)

  42. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by markmier · · Score: 1

    I agree that Billy Bass generally deserves to die a slow painful death with a spoon (because it'll hurt more), but check out this example of an awesome use of the annoying contraptions. An Art Car that some friends of friends of mine put together. It's amazing what one can do with an old Volvo and a bunch of Billy Bass (and its relatives).

    Check out The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir.

  43. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, Anti-American by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 1
    How can you say such a thing after the 9/11 attacks?

    Easy: 9/11 did nothing to right the wrongs that the US did and continues doing. If anything, the US are even more fucked up now, all in the name of "fighting terrorism", of course.

  44. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by (void*) · · Score: 2
    Actually, I think this hit list is totally stupid. Half the things on that list wouldn't fall under the law.


    Do you know this for a fact? Are you indeed that wise to know that laws won't be abused in this way?


    The more important question is: Do law-makers like Fritz Hollings KNOW about the repercussions of what they do?

  45. slashdotted!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only five posts and Barbie is hard down

  46. Seems like a reasonable summary by alizard · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is why I describe CBDTPA and the rest of the Hollywood regulation package for computers and the consumer electronic industry as a threat to our jobs and to the economy.

    All this means is that software and hardware development move out of the US, and what we get will be the dumbed down versions that companies think people will buy in the US despite the added expense and reduced functionality incorporating DRM will mean. However, this isn't a big deal because in a post-CBDTPA economy, those of us who stick around will be too busy looking for work to buy toys... and new computers and too broke to afford them.

    Why are the vendors still playing "deer in the headlights" about this? Do they figure it's cheaper to move out of the US than fight?

    Why hasn't a real PAC been put together by the high-tech rank and file to save our jobs? (hint: GeekPAC is a joke, a "political organization" that can't put together a decent website together isn't going to rise up and take Congress back)

    Note that the industries affected are 10x the size of Hollywood in terms of income. So why is the tail wagging the dog?

    1. Re:Seems like a reasonable summary by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Why don't you help GeekPAC out together a decent web site?
      All the PAC in the world won't work if you, I, and a lot of other people don't do anything to help.
      People can change this crap, peple like you need to educate people anf help these orginizations.
      If you can't make time for this, then is it really a priority?

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    2. Re:Seems like a reasonable summary by alizard · · Score: 2
      Because I've talked with one of the alleged leaders and come to the conclusion that they can't be educated, that they believe that making political waves is about "presenting the issues" in a reasonable way to our elected officials. That method is useless on any issue that has a constituency that's donating money to buy law pointing the other way.

      What have they produced in the last several months after they announced?

      Not a damn thing other than bad Web design, and nobody with a clue as far as I know is associated with them.

      DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU ANYTHING?

      I'm willing to put time and money into a group with any reasonable chance of success.

      GeekPAC ain't it.

      When one sees a group who announces plans to start a PAC who has already raised significant money before announcing, states that they're planning a mass action + lobbying effort like AARP or the NRA, and says that as their first public action, they're putting a fax server up in DC to get our point across to legislators, I'll probably be there, and if anybody has gotten to that point, please contact me immediately.

      Also note that if anyone is in the position to pass the hat among a few high-tech corporate leaders and get the kind of startup capital this takes (think of this as a high-tech startup specializing in political action) and is wondering what to do next... my e-mail can be found easily. I've already done some research and I've run across people who know more than I do about this... but they don't work for free.

      Volunteerism and idealism won't get us out of this mess... unless organized by competent experts... and that kind of expertise one has to pay for at the market rates. If we aren't willing to pay for freedom, we don't deserve it and we won't have it.

      If you want to waste your time with GeekPAC, go for it. Just don't bother the rest of us about it when you discover that you have indeed wasted your time.

      Meaningful political action isn't about grabbing a few pages in online tech news sites and posing in front of cameras to make A DRAMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT, it's having an effect.

      The very name GeekPAC should have told you that this group either was designed by people who never had any intent of having a real political effect or have no clue about what it takes.

      My discussion says. . . no clue.

  47. Is my Microwave on the List by gurnb · · Score: 1

    My new Microwave has quite a few nifty features. It even plays a cool *DING* when my dinner is done. I'm sure there is enough computing power, and potential storage space that I could make a digital pictuer pop up, or at least play the new Nirvana MP3.

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  48. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by JWW · · Score: 2

    Actually, I think this hit list is totally stupid. Half the things on that list wouldn't fall under the law.

    Yep, that what the Greeks said when they banned Internet Gambling, or was that gaming?

    Never understimate the "law" of unintended consequences.

  49. Contribution List for Fritz Hollings by DaytonCIM · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reported contributions list
    Top 3 Industries (PACs and Individuals):
    1 Lawyers/Law Firms $1,463,550
    2 Communications & Electronics $698,958
    PAC Contributors:
    Walt Disney Co $6,000
    AOL Time Warner $5,083
    National Assn of Broadcasters $5,000
    Comcast Corp $2,500
    Motion Picture Assn of America $3,000
    ASCAP $1,000
    Cablevision Systems $1,000
    Charter Communications $1,000
    Sony Pictures Entertainment $1,000
    Universal Studios $1,000
    Viacom Inc $2,000
    3 Financial & Investment $404,349

    Additional PAC contributions here.

    Personal Finances are here.

    Others who sit on the Commerce, Science, and Transportation Committee.

    If you think he's bad, check out Boxer.

  50. very telling by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

    notice how almost every message moderated above 3 in this thread is "Funny" - that probably says something... I'm too lazy to figure out what, though.

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    1. Re:very telling by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      ... and this one is now "insightful" ...

      Perhaps the indication given is that no one here knows what to do to stop this bill, especially given Fritz' million dollars or so of special interest money from the MPAA & co.?

      You know; if it looks like it's going to pass, perhaps we should push to make it *WORSE* -- otherwise, it'll get watered down like the DMCA & it'll become tolerable for most people (C'mon, how many of us run into DMCA restrictions daily? How many people know just how silly it is? Yes, it *HAS* been used in some very bad ways, but they're just not getting enough press--even if something like 'little Timmy' getting busted for playing DVDs in Linux, they'd just make him out to be an evil h4x0r... we haven't had enough high-profile exposure for that bad law). If it doesn't affect people's daily life enough, they just won't call for its repeal. You know what they say about bad laws--the best way to show them up is to enforce them. That said, I sure hope Fritz gets laughed out of office sooner or later. It's too bad we can't connect this in more people's minds to the "right to virus" the RIAA is asking for--the legislators seem pretty clued in that that's a bad idea (though we need to help keep them that way! the RIAA is trying to create a silly smoke screen as to what they actually plan to do & is making all sorts of crazy claims about their DDoS skills that I just don't buy; such as it not affecting anyone but "pirates" ...)

      In the mean time, how many people here are in Fritz' district? Can you vote him out this term (or even just threaten to, if there are no better candidates to be had)?

  51. I'm at a loss... by tubabeat · · Score: 1

    [I'm British, so this proposed law doesn't affect me as much as many /.ers, but the British government is usually pretty good at copying any stupid laws they can find.]

    Almost everyone I've told about Palladium, DRM, software patents, Microsofts latest EULA clauses etc. has been astounded & disgusted. The problem is that it takes a huge number of people to speak out, but it is almost impossible to widely disseminate the truth about these initiatives, because most people obtain their information & opinions from the mainstream media (ie those who have the most to gain). Web sites don't work because they have to be found & the majority of people just won't be looking or have their web content spoon fed to them through portals like AOL & MSN who clearly have a vested interest in these matters.

    How can we spread the word? The only idea I can think of right now is a well worded email chain letter - unfortunately I (and I would guess most /. readers) have a problem with chain letters. But in these cases would the means justify the ends? Does anyone have any other ideas?

    [BTW I'm British, so this proposed law doesn't affect me as much as many /.ers, but the British government is usually pretty good at copying any stupid laws they can find. Where America leads we follow like sheep, and digital rights are a global issue]

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    1. Re:I'm at a loss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well how many tech sites are thier online? if every tech site like tom`s hardware or anandtech, arstech to name a few will put a link ( banner, icon) up in show of support to a web site so people can be told, but you or someone with credibility has to tell them. (why they can`t think of it themselves shows their not that smart). isn`t it pretty sad that here at a well known geek site and nobody can get organised all the while using a computer and can`t get anything going. something is really wrong here people.

    2. Re:I'm at a loss... by tubabeat · · Score: 1

      Thats my point really - Even if the tech sites all linked to such a site it might not help. Techies are relatively savvy, so you're largely preaching to the converted. What's needed is some way of approaching the mass of users - who access the web for email & the content delivered by the portal they haven't worked out how to change from being their home page!

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  52. Great illustration of their stupidity! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As an EE student, I have to say that I love this idea! If this bill ever passed, it would make my job VERY hard. Just consider the following example:

    Sure it may be easy to compute fourier transforms (or whatever) in realtime for a 44KHz singal, checking for some sort of watermark, but what about high bitrate systems? A 96KHz 24bit 6 channel stream of audio amounts to 13.8 Mbits/sec of data. A computer to check all that data in for copyright infringement in realtime is going to be pretty expensive. What if all I'm asking is a digital delay box for that data? All I'd nomrally need inside the box is some RAM and something to read and write to that RAM. Now that all of a sudden, I need to do real computation on that data the cost of my device would skyrocket. It might suddenly become cheaper to get 1ms of delay, by using 100' of wire than by doing it in the digital domain!

    What about Digital Storage Oscilloscopes? Does a 1GHz DSO have to check all that data (A ton of data, even if it doesn't caputre at that rate continuously) before letting me download it to a PC? I could easily hook that oscilloscope up to the output of a protected device and caputure the signal.

    What about FPGAs? Are they goiung to be regulated devices? Right now one could co nnect one to the coax SPDIF out on their DVD Player and program it to run an FIR filter to remove the watermark. It would be pretty much impossible to make it so that I couldn't program it to filter a watermark and still have it be a useful device.

    Last week, I had a pretty interesting discussion with on eof the professors for a DSP course I'm taking, just talking about all the stupid thing that hollywood was tried to get pused through. They actually tried to get a law passed so that your audio device would not copy music if it contained a certain frequency! Not even a combination of frequerncies, but one single frequency! A single distorted guitar, would probably be enough to set that off!

    Hopefully certain companies (TI for instance makes audio ICs, and DSP chips, but doesn't own a record label.) understand how much this law would increase their costs and get it killed, fast.

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    1. Re:Great illustration of their stupidity! by Peter+Greenwood · · Score: 1

      Never mind digital storage scopes - you can use an analogue, no-storage one to display a digital signal; that's all it takes. Though maybe a lawyer could argue it would only count if it could accepted a Z axis input.

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    2. Re:Great illustration of their stupidity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of TI, have you checked out their MSP430 microcontroller series? I'm never using a Microchip PIC again!!

  53. DNA polymerase? by dspeyer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't have the energy to scan through the full text of the CBPDTA, so I may be wrong, but doesn't DNA store data in a digital format (base four is still digital)? Doesn't that make any naturally occurring enzyme (none of which have DRM) a violation? DNA Polymerase is already a suspect in numerous patent violations, and Monsanto has lost millions of dollars due to this criminal enzyme's interfearance with their business model.

    Even so, they can have my DNA Polymerase when they extract it from my cold, dead fingers (and arms, blood, liver, etc.)

    1. Re:DNA polymerase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PCR's probably the most popular way to copy DNA in any quantity large enough to handle. Perkin Elmer has a patent for PCR, and polymerases you'd use for PCR have to be "licensed" for PCR. But maybe they can strike up a deal with the RIAA? :)

  54. Luddites by Saeger · · Score: 1
    I'm not laughing at the bastards on the west coast who are costing the economy $1 Billion per day with their shipping lockout. They feel threatend by new efficient robotic load/unload tech. Labor unions don't have a chance in the face of higher productivity.

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    1. Re:Luddites by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      That's not what they say...

      They say they're happy to have 90% fewer positions due to tech improvements. They just want to be able to collect dues from the remaining %10 of positions.

      And normally, I'd assume they were lying. But if this is the Longshoreman's Union (I'm not sure it is) then I believe every word. It's one of the few unions remaining that cares about the treatment of it's workers, rather than the treatment of the union executives.

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    2. Re:Luddites by cesspool · · Score: 1

      i dunno about the Longshoreman's Union, but here in canada the unions are just as corrupt and diseased as the corporations that spawned them

    3. Re:Luddites by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Right. That's why I said that normally I'd assume they were lying. The Longshoreman's Union is absolutely different. Read the post.

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    4. Re:Luddites by ces · · Score: 2

      Yes it is the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILUW).

      Here's an article on the situation from the Seattle P-I.

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    5. Re:Luddites by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      As long as there are humans doing work there will be labor unions. Sure, they might represent the people that program the things, but topologically equivalent, isn't it?

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    6. Re:Luddites by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those guys are saints. I'm sure they don't like the press they're getting right now, and it's really unfortunate that their negotiations have failed so badly.

      None of the union employees (executives as well) earn more money than the highest paid union longshoreman. Bonuses/benefits included. I heard a soundbite from one of their representatives this morning, and I do not believe that their demands sound unreasonable.

      Of course, the ports don't want to lose money either, so I can't imagine they were being too unreasonable either. None of the articles I've found go into nearly enough depth to explain the differences.

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  55. Got a link by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    Do you have a link about the $70M for price fixing, sounds like a story I'd like to read.

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    1. Re:Got a link by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      One link is Billboard Oh, the irony of it.

      This latest settlement calls for $70 up front, and another $$$$$ down the road.

      Of curse, just typeing in "cd price fixing" in google will get you lots more.

      Enjoy!

    2. Re:Got a link by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      There's also the article at the very bottom of slashdot's home page.

  56. Whenever I think of Frtiz Hollings... by Rai · · Score: 1

    I think of Junkie XL's tune "Future In Computer Hell." Can't take all the Disney money with you, old man.

  57. Lighter side... by jmu1 · · Score: 2

    On the lighter side, this sort of thing will make life harder on the consumer... right? Well, the way I see it, I'll never be out of a job. I'll be answering stupid questions all hours of the day, fixing some sort of DRM problems. Hey man, Windows is good for that, so why not (insert devilish bill in congress)?

  58. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

    I don't think that list included the telephone. I could play music over it, and someone on the other end could record it. I'll bet Fritz wants to ban phones now.

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  59. Give me a real argument against the CDBTPA by Zspdude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It strikes me that most of the arguments against the CDBTPA I see posted on /. are purely logistical in nature. They run along the lines of, "If this is passed, such and such(billy bass) would be illegal, now wouldn't that be stupid." or, "If you implement this in devices, it will have these bad consequences(can't film kids in front of coke machine, etc)."

    I've yet to see a really good argument that attacks the basis for the CDBTPA, rather than just saying why it won't work. And yet I get the impression that even if it was implemented in a non-intrusive, practical manner, ./ers still wouldn't like it.

    So why not argue against the ideals behind the bill? Rather than just saying it's a bad bill?

    Or, if the actual ideas behind the the CDBTPA are sound, why not try to find a good way to implement it?

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    1. Re:Give me a real argument against the CDBTPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ideas behind the CBDTPA are not sound. They are fundamentally offensive to a free people.

      1. PCs are, to a large extent, digital printing presses. The CBDTPA would mandate policeware / censorware in PCs. Copyrighted works are, more or less by definition, a form of speech. Thus, the essence of the CBDTPA is Government-mandated prior censorship of speech. Clear violation of First Amendment restraints on Government power.

      2. The Third Amendment prohibits the Government from stationing soldiers in people's homes in peacetime without their consent. CBDTPA would station electronic soldiers in people's home PCs in peacetime without their consent.

      3. The whole premise of DRM is that you are guilty until proven innocent (and you will probably not be given a chance to prove that). This goes against the whole American notion of "innocent until proven guilty", and of due process (i.e., judge, jury, etc. -- not just a faceless accuser).

    2. Re:Give me a real argument against the CDBTPA by micq · · Score: 1

      quote: I've yet to see a really good argument that attacks the basis for the CDBTPA, rather than just saying why it won't work. And yet I get the impression that even if it was implemented in a non-intrusive, practical manner, ./ers still wouldn't like it.

      It won't be implemented in a non-intrusive, practical manner. For instance, preventing me from copying my cd's to my mp3 player is intrusive. If it can't prevent that simple act, then what the hell are they fighting for? If they do prevent that simple act, then it's intrusive and impractical.

      So why not argue against the ideals behind the bill?

      That's what people are doing. We're not criminals until we commit a crime. The ideals behind the bill are all we have to argue against.

    3. Re:Give me a real argument against the CDBTPA by Balorn · · Score: 1

      Well, the whole stated premise of the bill is basically "people won't get broadband net access unless they can legally get Hollywood movies online." This statement is made by the bill's sponsors without any apparent research or references. Should such a statement really be blindly accepted as fact when it will significantly limit, among other things, fair use?And do we really need to try to limit freedoms to get people to switch to broadband net access?

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    4. Re:Give me a real argument against the CDBTPA by bbc22405 · · Score: 1
      I've yet to see a really good argument that attacks the basis for the CDBTPA, rather than just saying why it won't work. And yet I get the impression that even if it was implemented in a non-intrusive, practical manner, ./ers still wouldn't like it. So why not argue against the ideals behind the bill? Rather than just saying it's a bad bill?

      Okay, I'll bite. Laws already exist to restrain you from copying things that you should not. If these laws are not being enforced, they should be. If they cannot be easily enforced because of the nature of the violation, the legislature should consider adjusting the current laws, not creating an entirely new category of regulation (hint: Congress is not reknowned for its expertise in the field of digital electronics). If somebody stares at the problem long enough, they should be able to find some aspect of the harmful behavior that can be identified and described within legislation, that distinguishes the harmful behavior from other legal behavior that should remain legal. Typically, the sort of things they should look for is money changing hands, money flowing towards the people owning the copyrighted original or facilitating the copying.

      (By "harmful" I mean harmful to copyright holders in some financial and/or esthetic way , and also perhaps other kinds of harm to the holders that I have not considered.)

      The CDBTPA will prevent law-abiding citizens from doing legal things. (This is bad.) As Ed Felten is now showing you daily, it will either prohibit or foolishly complicate an endless list of digital devices. (This is bad.) It will increase the cost and complexity of digital devices that law abiding citizens will use to do lawful things. (This is bad.)

      Has this been clear enough for you?

  60. 87.5 Percent of statistics are made up on the spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -an old saw, but still true.

  61. Well intentioned laws ... by LaissezFaire · · Score: 1
    Well intentioned laws are not allowed to have bad consequences. It's a line from Fallen Angel by Larry Niven, assuming I remembered it correctly. Basically, even though the law as written should apply in these strange cases, it won't.

    Or, if you prefer the Atlas Shrugged side of things, these laws are just passed to make sure everyone is a lawbreaker.

  62. Who's ready to move out of the country? by lannocc · · Score: 1

    I'm seriously starting to think about it, especially if shit like this passes. Now, where should I go?

  63. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Note that all of the devices mentioned on the site were digital. The telephone is analog.

  64. Hah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fritz was and is a fucking idiot.

  65. Woefully underqualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see Fritz's organization is very technically capable and definitely able to produce sound legislation in this arena. I mean, check out this message. http://hollings.senate.gov/email.html It only takes them weeks to upgrade their email servers! How'd they do that! Old Fritz himself must be pouring over the sendmail man pages as you read this. I guess I'll have to phone in my rant...

  66. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, Anti-American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong? What's wrong about keeping another couple of thousand American civilians from being killed?

  67. Maybe we should stress the parallels... by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    between digital media devices and guns.

    After all, guns have decent, law abiding uses like hunting, self defense, target shooting, collectables, and such.

    Clearly digital media devices also have many law abiding uses.

    Guns also have illegal uses, and let's face it, those illegal uses are FAR worse than any illegal uses of digital media devices. At least abuse of digital devices doesn't kill.

    Therefore, if Fritz is to get his way, there is a clear parallel to place 'access restraint' devices in every marketed gun. Enlist the NRA to help fight our battle.

    I know this is silly. But I'm not sure I know what's wrong with the reasoning, at least until I get to the prior paragraph.

    In a much more meaningful sense...

    I work in the electronics field. My employer has had rounds of layoffs in the past year, as have others. Our state has been badly hurt. IMHO the stuff Hollings is trying to push through will hurt the tech industry, badly. One of my Senators (Leahy) has been in Hollywood's pocket in the past. He needs to understand that this will hurt our state if this nonsense gets put into law.

    I wish I knew what was the most effective way to communicate. In the past, I guess the phone has gotten the most specific response, even better than a letter delivered directly to his office in town.

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    1. Re:Maybe we should stress the parallels... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I already suggested getting the NRA involved in some prior thread (another article) and got flamed six ways from Sunday. But the point is, you're right, it's not just about electronics, it's about the legal uses of ANYTHING. If you start restricting ANYTHING solely on the basis of *potential* illegal uses, where do you draw the line??

      Think of a parallel bill applied, say, to cars. What if you were not allowed to use your car unless you got a permit for a *specific destination*?? Because after all, unregulated and unrestricted automobile use could lead to you being the getaway driver for a bank heist! Or worse, you might go to a disapproved political meeting and discuss overthrowing the gov't who imposed such regulations.

      If you think this sounds ridiculous, remember something very like this (restricting use of certain items like cars and typewriters -- yes, typewriters) was gov't policy in some Iron Curtain states.

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    2. Re:Maybe we should stress the parallels... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      As a funny aside, when I came back later and reskimmed your post, I somehow read this line "After all, guns have decent, law abiding uses like hunting, self defense, target shooting, collectables, and such" as "...self defense, shooting tax collectors, and such." Hmmm!!

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    3. Re:Maybe we should stress the parallels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing you know, Ford will be lobbying congress to ban ride sharing

  68. New Nirvana MP3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kurt pulling a tupac?

    1. Re:New Nirvana MP3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably selected from a list of "k00l bands" that young chaps these days would listen to!

  69. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    Which means instead of getting some socks, a drill, some books and a Billy Bass for Christmas, you're just going to get a Billy Bass.

    You poor guy. That's not a DRM issue. You need to swap out your friends/relatives for a new set that will give you the socks, drill, and books instead. ;)

  70. Look again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My cellphone looks digital enough to me.

    1. Re:Look again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But can it record? The telephone can't be "banned" unless it can record/playback something.

    2. Re:Look again by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

      With some simple hacking yes it could

      I doubt it would take me more than 10 hours to rig up a "incorperated" digital recording device from my phone.

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    3. Re:Look again by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      But can it record? The telephone can't be "banned" unless it can record/playback something.

      Note that the answering machine is on the list (item number #6).

    4. Re:Look again by ianweeks · · Score: 1

      My cellphone can record up to four minutes of audio for voicememos or for ringtones. I guess it qualifies as a digital media device.

  71. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if that's funny or revolting. And I'm surprised the site isn't /.'ed - just slow. Any idea how many batteries it takes to get that Volvo to "sing"?

  72. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by Alsee · · Score: 2

    I think this hit list is totally stupid. Half the things on that list wouldn't fall under the law.

    Too bad your -1 wrong post also gets +1 funny.

    Everything on that list IS covered.

    Perhaps they changed the language, but last time I checked they specified "interactive digital device" and defined it. As far as I could tell the definition would also have covered a tinker toy.

    So yes, it is totally stupid. Not the list, but the law that prompted the list. 100% brain-dead stupid. From a US Senator. Oh joy.

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  73. The Offending Parts of the bill, re: Fritz by Vancouverite · · Score: 4, Informative

    The actual part of the bill that is being attacked here is down in the definitions:

    (3) DIGITAL MEDIA DEVICE. -- The term "digital media device" means any hardware or software that --

    (A) reproduces copyrighted works in digital form;

    (B) converts copyrighted works in digital form into a form whereby the images and sounds are visible or audible; or

    (C) retrieves or accesses copyrighted works in digital form and transfers or makes available for transfer such works to hardware or software described in subparagraph (B).

    As I highlighted, B is the offending line. Consider - those buttons that are sewn into stuffed animals that play music when pressed? Those match the definition in (B).

    But this is not the only technical offender. A digital camera can easily be in violation (see part (A) of the definition, then take a picture of a billboard). More significantly, the Internet itself is probably a definition (C) product - certainly, a modem, LAN card, or disk drive is (load a document, or display a web site).

    Unfortunately, this definition is, at heart, flawed - way too broad, and way too inclusive.

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  74. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, Anti-American by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    No, mod parent's parent up. It's got nothing to do with 9/11. It has to do with Enron, Qwest, Tyco, and business icons with feet of clay like Jack Welch. It's about the CEO's golden parachutes and the workers' worthless retirement accounts and dashed dreams.

  75. You forgot to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Democratic Senator Fritz Hollings...

    You know, the party behind DMCA.

    Yeah, I know this is /. and we can't let facts get in the way of our bashing of Ashcroft.

    1. Re:You forgot to mention by Mike+A. · · Score: 1

      Why can't Fritz Hollings and Ashcroft both be scum? Do you really think all Democrat voters think the Reuplicans have a monopoly on political villainy?

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  76. Campaign for Freedom by ces · · Score: 3, Informative

    The advertisements are part of a series called "Campaign for Freedom", they are funded by the The Advertising Council.

    The ads are a continuation of the Ad Council's September 11th PSAs.

    From the Ad Council's September 11th page:
    On September 11th, America was shattered by acts of terrorism. Our nation, our citizens, and the belief system upon which our country was founded were shaken.

    The Ad Council returned to its wartime footing, developing messages that would help Americans remain strong throughout the war on terrorism, just as it had during World War II. Public service messages to help the country respond and recover from the attacks were also developed. The first PSA began running just 10 days after the attacks.

    Early PSAs like "I am an American" celebrated the country's extraordinary diversity and reminded people of the values that make America so unique. Other early PSAs included Laura Bush encouraging parents to talk to their kids, and others emphasizing tolerance and the importance of going on with our lives by "Living Brave."

    A short time later, the Ad Council announced its "Campaign for Freedom," an initiative developed on behalf of the entire advertising industry. This important campaign was designed to inform, involve, and inspire Americans to participate in activities that will strengthen our nation and help support the war on terrorism.


    From the Ad Council's "Campaign for Freedom" page:
    Developed following the tragedies of September 11th, the Ad Council's Campaign for Freedom is an unprecedented volunteer effort from the advertising industry. The initiative is designed to assist Americans during the war on terrorism through the development of timely and relevant PSAs. This first round of PSAs has been created to celebrate our nation's freedom and remind Americans about the importance of freedom and the need to protect it for future generations. According to research, Americans are looking for messages that will inform, involve and inspire them during the war on terrorism. This inspirational campaign is advertising's gift to America. All of the ads conclude with the powerful tagline, "Freedom. Appreciate it. Cherish it. Protect it."

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  77. Another for the Hit list by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    Fingers - a digit-al device sometimes used to play music, tap music, whistle music, and snap music. And sometimes, more often than not a digital birdie is used for processing. Fight piracy - regulate fingers!

  78. Here in Wisconsin by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 0

    Beer is reality.

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  79. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My PBX phone here at work is pretty digital.

  80. Fritz isn't all bad . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a member of the wonderful state of South Carolina, I hear a little more about Fritz than the average American. For the most part, I view him as just another old representative of our state who has antiquated views and really shouldn't be messing around with technology laws, but I found out that he actually did do some good things a few months ago in that sector. Bill S. 2201 was a compromise between him and two other senators about the "opt-in/opt-out" debate. I was very pleased to see that Fritz supported "opt-in" methods for advertising, but the other two senators were against him, afraid that big business would lose out, I guess. The bill determined, I believe, that "sensitive" information would have to be "opted-in" in order for companies to distribute it or something like that, but non-essential info was "opt-out." The bill also gave us the right to sue companies for leaking our information and to see what information those companies actually have about us. Although it didn't do nearly the stuff that I think most of us would like to see done against spammers and pop-up providers, it was one of the first steps we've seen towards regulating stuff on the Internet. Unfortunately, I see that he's followed that up with a bill as stupid as this one. I'm hoping it doesn't pass, as is nearly everyone else, I think.

  81. shooting tax collectors by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Actually, I wasn't going to mention this, because I haven't checked my facts, but since you approach the topic....

    I'm under the impression that under the Constitution one right/reason/responsibility to own guns is the overthrow of a tyrannical government. I seem to remember a line that if the government becomes tyrannical, it is our responsibility to "throw it off."

    I don't have time at the moment to find the reference, so I'm not putting it in my regular thread. But it does appear in line with shooting tax collectors.

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    1. Re:shooting tax collectors by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I think I know what you're referring to tho I couldn't quote it offhand either. And it may be a matter of interpretation. Somewhere around here I've got a book someone wrote on why the income tax itself is unconstitutional. As citizens, are we not required to uphold the constitution? :)

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    2. Re:shooting tax collectors by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Understood, but I'm not really thinking about moving to Montana.

      My brother actually lived in Montana for a while, but he would probably assert that not everyone there wants their own nation.

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    3. Re:shooting tax collectors by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I lived in Montana 1964-1984. It's overrated. Frostbite and buffalo chips as someone once put it. And no economy to speak of. You'll notice I don't live there anymore!

      However, my own nation sounds good. Hey, California needs money, wonder if they'd sell me this quarter section? :)

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    4. Re:shooting tax collectors by seagis · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a line that if the government becomes tyrannical, it is our responsibility to "throw it off."

      Actually, the line you're thinking of is from the Declaration of Independence. It says, in essence, that if a government becomes corrupt, it is the duty of the citizenry to abolish it.

  82. Re: Deep Throat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fritz Hit List #8

    Those voice-boxes for throat-cancer patients that enable them to speak with a deep voice will now need to protected with government approved anti-copright protection.
    >>>>>

    I thought that Deep Throat worked for the government & was a high-ranking official at that. Maybe he'll be kind enough to help us kill this crazy thing before it drives up the cost of his voicebox... :]

  83. Stephen Hawkins... by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

    That guy's really screwed...

  84. Who gives a shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let the yanks legislate themselves back into the dark ages. It's their punishment for fostering the notions that greed, selfishness and arrogance are enviable traits. Oh yeah, and you don't have the authority to police the rest of the fucking World either. Piss off back to your fucking colonies...

  85. How to Pronounce CBDTPA by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 3, Funny
    1) inhale

    2) stick tongue out

    3) close lips lightly over tongue

    4) exhale

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    1. Re:How to Pronounce CBDTPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the noise the cat from Bloom County used to make?

  86. Not a tax for the entertinament industry, but... by nick_danger · · Score: 1

    ...a tax for the porn entertainment industry.

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The quickest way to solidify public support against this sort of legislation is to make sure people know that it will benefit the porn industry.

    That the porn industry is only a small part of the total entertainment industry is a mere detail. The important point is that if enough people believe that this legislation is for the benefit of the porn industry -- and they will if enough of us tell our family & friends that's what it's really all about -- it will die in committee.

  87. Britney Spears has to come to my home and sing by clevelandguru · · Score: 1

    When do they realize that they can never ever stop something from being copied again when in the first place it was copied legally for distribution. This can only happen when Britney Spears can come to my home and sing to me after making sure I don't have any recording device.

  88. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your land line telephone isn't digital, Sparky. Hollings trusts the phone company (whose digital switches multiplex the analog phone signals together for transmissino). He just doesn't trust YOU.

    Your Sprint mobile phone is, however, and would arguably fall under the law.

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  89. Voice vote by yerricde · · Score: 2

    [The Democratic Party was] the party behind DMCA.

    It wasn't just the DeMoCrAts; the DMCA had bipartisan support. Heck, it was passed by voice vote, which means it didn't even have enough opposition to bring the bill to a real vote.

    we can't let facts get in the way of our bashing of Ashcroft.

    The problem with USA copyright law isn't entirely AG John Ashcroft's. It's what the courts did to Richard Ashcroft of the band The Verve.

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  90. Definition of digital media device by SiliconEntity · · Score: 2
    The text of the CBDTPA defines a digital media device as follows:

    (3) DIGITAL MEDIA DEVICE. -- The term "digital media device" means any hardware or software that --

    (A) reproduces copyrighted works in digital form;

    (B) converts copyrighted works in digital form into a form whereby the images and sounds are visible or audible; or

    (C) retrieves or accesses copyrighted works in digital form and transfers or makes available for transfer such works to hardware or software described in subparagraph (B).

    Now how do you get from this to Barbie? She's not making copyrighted works audible, other than her own recorded voice!

    And why has no one pointed out that the bill fails to say anything about what the security standards are required to do?

    1. Re:Definition of digital media device by Mike+A. · · Score: 1
      other than her own recorded voice!


      Are you suggesting Mattel didn't copyright the Barbie voice recordings? Try making a doll that uses the same recordings and see how far you get. :)


      What I wonder is whether the sound equipment is digital, but it probably is.

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    2. Re:Definition of digital media device by I_am_God_Here · · Score: 1

      It is. Digital chips are very cheap compaired to analog solutions.

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  91. D.R.M. for D.N.A. by primenerd · · Score: 1

    Actually DNA is already encrypted. DNA is not allowed out of the nucleus of the cell and is incapable of making proteins by itself, it's a protected format. The information contained in the DNA has to be transcribed into RNA which is allowed into the cellular cytoplasm where it is translated into proteins by a ribosome. This process requires several proteins and enzymes. Copying DNA with DNA polymerase is like copying an encrypted file, it is useless untill it is converted into a "hackable" format and decrypted.

    There are hundreds of amazing parallels between biological and digital information... after all it's just data.

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  92. so... by CMRichar · · Score: 1

    If i copyright my body, does that mean that when i'm getting a CAT scan, that the machine wont work becuase it's trying to digitally repilicate a copyrighted work?

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  93. Written agreement.. by kcb93x · · Score: 1

    ...stating that IF this bill is passed, the movie and music industries MUST release all of their materials for use over these "unused/unwanted technologies" with the ability to record them for later LEGAL "Fair Use" exercising. Or something to that effect, that would lock them into it *and if they refused, say, oh, the bill gets automatically repealed or something*

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  94. Re:Give me a real argument against the CDBTPA (how by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By itself it doesn't have a lot of bite, but combine it with two other laws, the DMCA and UCITA, to form building blocks of a much larger system. Couldn't this decoupled decentralized system effectively transfer government powers to corporations.

    Users would become citizens.

    Citizens pay taxes (subscriptions) to services (software).

    Only those who are licensed and bonded are authorized to provide services (software).

    Only those who are licensed and bonded are authorized to innovate. Violators will be caught by the Thought Police.

    Networks become overlapping virtual countries, states, territories. wonder which company is headed by the digital hitler, and who do they burn in the recycle bin?

    GPL is represented as the evil threatening Communism.

    Spreads the idea abstience from using open source software is the only effective means of protection from HIV, which causes AIDS.

    but most of all, it only really means

    Corporations realize their #1 commodity is humans, and assumes it's rightful role of a surrogant mother.

    Welcome to the matrix.

    ok maybe i'm just rambling paranonid thoughts...i certainly hope so!

    mindrape

  95. What telephone ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    I don't think that list included the telephone.


    What telephone ?? There is no telephone in the list.


    But there is however a digital ansvering machine.

  96. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, Anti-American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that in the name of to keeping those "couple of thousand Americans" from being killed you are killing tens or hundreds of thousands of innocent people (well, they are guilty of persistantly not being American..) and creating whole generations of people who will quite gladly give their lives just to make you hurt.

  97. ObHHGG by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 1

    Holy Zarquon's singing fish!!!

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    Ain't no h'aint gonna run me off

  98. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by grahamm · · Score: 1

    If you use ISDN rather than POTS then your telephone is digital. So most (company) PBXs would also fall under the law.

  99. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

    Seriously, has anyone had any experience with visiting family/friends and seeing one of those tacky pieces of crap? What did you say/do? Grab it and throw it out the window/in the trash, or try and reason with them?

  100. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by broter · · Score: 2

    (begin quote)
    Your land line telephone isn't digital...
    (end quote)

    True, but if you have a digital cell phone, then you have a digital circuit to send music over (eg. Sprint) and therefore, would be regulated.

    -RB

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  101. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That you for proving the original poster's point that people have absolutely no clue what the law says.

  102. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Again, Fritz trusts corporations. He just doesn't trust YOU.

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  103. Re:I'll support anything that gets rid of Billy Ba by markmier · · Score: 1

    If you click on this it tells you more about the contruction of the thing. Revolting? Really? I think it's awesome! You really should see this thing in the flesh, it's amazing what they've done. And to answer your question, I quote from the site:

    "At best estimate, at least 19,000 feet of wire is in the control system. Most of it goes into the car body where it is twisted into bundles of increasing size as it makes it's way to the trunk. The trunk contains the driver circuitry, a 12 volt battery for the stereo, and a 6 volt deep discharge golf cart battery capable of delivering 75 amps for over 3 hours. If all motors on all fish were operated simultaneously the peak draw would be roughly 250 to 300 amps. The wiring is protected by partitioning and multiple in-line fuses, and a large circuit breaker panel in the driver's compartment allows instant shutdown. Isolation is maintained from the automotive electronics."