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New Frozen World Found Beyond Pluto

theBrownfury writes "BBC, Sydney Herald, and the Indian Express are reporting a new object, which is one-tenth the diameter of the Earth, and lies well beyond Pluto in an area of the Solar System known as the Kuiper Belt. The new world, which has been dubbed Quaoar, is about 1,280 kilometres (800 miles) across. Quaoar orbits the sun ever 288 years and is 1250 Km wide, about the size of all the asteroids combined. This discovery is being hailed as the most important solar system discovery in the past 72 years."

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  1. Ah crap... you've found my home planet. by Ted_Green · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you all must die!

    1. Re:Ah crap... you've found my home planet. by huge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, All your (Quaoar) base are belong to us.

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    2. Re:Ah crap... you've found my home planet. by anshil · · Score: 2

      All your planet are belong to us!

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  2. Most Important Solar System Discovery by von+Prufer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This discovery is being hailed as the most important solar system discovery in the past 72 years."

    Not by me.

    1. Re:Most Important Solar System Discovery by m4ik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is this a flamebait? I'd really like to know how this is more important than, say, the dicovery of the belts of Jupiter and Uranus.
      Oops now I can't even mod it up again.

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    2. Re:Most Important Solar System Discovery by sniggly · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Agreed, water on the moon, water on mars, possibly tokens of life on mars (on micrometeorites), the beautiful and geologically complex moons of Jupiter & saturn.

      Compared to a block of rock 1/2 the size of pluto?, even colder & further out? It shows large objects exists in the kuijper belt but thats nice to know, not at all in the same league as some other recent discoveries .

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    3. Re:Most Important Solar System Discovery by esobofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's not even a rock.. it's a damn dirty chunk of ice.. now.. if that was in my drink i might have something to say about it..

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  3. Is that the name? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

    Quaoar? I think you mean Planet X!

    1. Re:Is that the name? by Anselor · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is from the University of Arizona: http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanet s/hypo.html#planetx

      Planet X was theorized as a possible cause for large deviations in Uranus's orbit. The discovery of Pluto was directly related to this Planet X theory.

    2. Re:Is that the name? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those of you who don't stay up til 5am listening to Art Bell, here's a good primer on all the "Planet X" garbage assembled by Phil Plait. http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/planetx/index .html

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    3. Re:Is that the name? by mgblst · · Score: 2

      I believe the correct name is "Quagaar", and we will find "perfectly-preserved remains of a Quagaar warrior" on this planet. I hail this as the greatest discovery ever.

    4. Re:Is that the name? by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2
      This is from the University of Arizona: http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanet s/hypo.html#planetx

      Article starts with: "In 1841, John Couch Adams began investigating the by then quite large residuals in the motion of Uranus. In 1845, Urbain Le Verrier started to investigate them, too."

      i hate to be juvenile, but then this is slashdot

    5. Re:Is that the name? by Ded+Bob · · Score: 2

      The first thing I thought of when I read your post: "Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century!" :)

      Two important links:
      1) Reference.
      2) New show.

  4. Aw shucks by entrippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    They called it "Quaoar"? You can't even pronounce it! Here I was hoping they'd have the decencey to name the planet out past Pluto as it should be named.

    Goofy.

    1. Re:Aw shucks by JohnA · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you mean "Disney(R) Presents Goofy"?

    2. Re:Aw shucks by PD · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's pronounced Qwa O Wahr. Three syllables.

    3. Re:Aw shucks by Dirtside · · Score: 5, Funny
      They called it "Quaoar"? You can't even pronounce it! Here I was hoping they'd have the decencey to name the planet out past Pluto as it should be named.

      Goofy.

      What, you don't think the name "Quaoar" is goofy enough already? :)
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    4. Re:Aw shucks by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What happened to sticking with The Guide and naming it Rupert :-)

    5. Re:Aw shucks by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

      They should have called it "Planet X". (If X = 10 isn't trademarked by Apple.)

    6. Re:Aw shucks by susano_otter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then, of course, there's the painful deviation from the traditional planet naming convention to consider: Minerva, Ulysses, and Orpheus are all better choices than "Q-mumble-mumble".

      I swear, it looks like the sort of name that was made specially for Ash to mispronounce, thereby summoning unspeakable evil to an S-Mart near you.

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    7. Re:Aw shucks by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cry havoc and let slip the ducks of war?

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    8. Re:Aw shucks by CableModemSniper · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's trademarked by the Roman Empire. Apple is licensing the letter "X" as the number 10 on a long term basis.

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    9. Re:Aw shucks by mbogosian · · Score: 2

      In keeping with the Roman god thing, how about:

      Bacchus (God of W[h]ine)
      - or -
      Vulcan (The Smith God) -- so what if Gene Roddenberry says they came from somewhere else?

    10. Re:Aw shucks by apg · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is what happens when scientists get a load of crappy letters in Scrabble.

      "Honey, I'm telling you... 'Quaoar' is so a word. It's the name of the planet we discovered yesterday. Yeah, that's it..."

    11. Re:Aw shucks by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      how about... ...Vulcan

      Err, Star Trek mythos aside, when I think "Smith God", I think fire, I think heat.

      You did read the part where they mention this is a dirty little iceball that's even colder than Pluto, right? :)

      Sure, I know there's not actually any liquid water on Neptune, and you could pick faults with the other planets' nicknames, but...

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    12. Re:Aw shucks by Drunken+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Qwa O Wahr?
      Sounds like my cat when I stuck it in the microwave.

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    13. Re:Aw shucks by TekPolitik · · Score: 2
      It's pronounced Qwa O Wahr. Three syllables.

      I guess that's what you get when you let Te'oc name it.

    14. Re:Aw shucks by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Curses! Foiled again! Goddamn trans-Neptunian bodies. Why do they need names, anyway?

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    15. Re:Aw shucks by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Hey! A whole new world for Petoria to conquer. Cool.

    16. Re:Aw shucks by armb · · Score: 2

      Though you aren't actually allowed names in Scrabble.

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  5. Is it really? by joyoflinux · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article at TheAge disputes whether this object is really a planet...

    1. Re:Is it really? by gabec · · Score: 3, Informative

      they also found this thing years ago.. well... known that it was out there for a while, just not exactly where. here's a page talking about it in Feb 2000, for example.

    2. Re:Is it really? by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, they're still trying to decided if Pluto is a planet. Really, though, it's a matter of semantics. Either way, it's a big rock that circles the sun. That can be said about a few of the other planets.

      It's still a cool discovery.

    3. Re:Is it really? by Timmeh · · Score: 2

      As the Sydney Herald article points out (*reading* the articles! who does that anymore?), It is most likely a Kuiper-belt object, part of the very large belt of asteroids 30 AU to 50 AU from the Sun, containing many trans-Neptunian asteroid-like objects.

    4. Re:Is it really? by Atzanteol · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's because the term "Planet" is rather loosely defined. Nobody has ever really set a lower-limit on the size of a planet. Asteroids are 'small bodies' that orbit the sun. Planets are 'larger bodies' that orbit the sun. Pluto is smaller than our Moon, yet many still consider it a planet simply because it orbits the Sun.

      This new object will have difficulty becoming a 'Planet' by name.

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    5. Re:Is it really? by dstone · · Score: 2

      here's a page [raytheon.com] talking about it in Feb 2000, for example.

      No, I think that is a different object. In the article you provided (did you read it?!), it says the object's orbit is 3 trillion km from the Sun, while Quaoar's is apparently less than 10 billion km from the Sun. The object you mention's mass is estimated to be between 1 and 10 Jupiters. Quaoar is apparently a tenth the size of Earth. These sound like entirely different objects.

    6. Re:Is it really? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's still a cool discovery

      Actually, given the distance from the Sun, I'd say it's a very COLD discovery!

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    7. Re:Is it really? by alienmole · · Score: 2
      Pluto would not be reclassified as an asteroid, regardless of popularity, since it's apparently constituted largely of ice, and if brought closer in towards the sun, would essentially turn into a comet. It might leave behind a few small asteroids in the process, though.

      Pluto would be classified as a Kuiper-Belt object, or as the article in The Age put it, an "ice dwarf".

      But the truth is, these labels are meaninglessly vague. They'd be better off just saying that Pluto is a Kuiper Belt object which for various reasons, also qualifies as a planet. But judging by the arguments about this, there's a subclass of rather vocal astronomers on both sides who are pretty anal and uncompromising - a bit like the scientific equivalent of birdwatchers: "That's a blue-crested browntit, I'm telling you!" "No, you idiot, anyone can see it's a brown-breasted hoople!"

    8. Re:Is it really? by CoreyG · · Score: 2

      The 2 Skinnee Js have a nice song about this whole issue. The song is called "Pluto" off of "$uper Mercado." The lyrics are easily googled.

    9. Re:Is it really? by p3d0 · · Score: 2
      This article at TheAge disputes whether this object is really a planet.
      Uh, so do the articles. None of them claims that this is a planet. All three of them draw comparisons with Pluto, and discuss the nature of the Kuiper belt.
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    10. Re:Is it really? by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      Neither this, nor Pluto, should be considered planets, because otherwise we'd have bring Holst back from the dead.

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    11. Re:Is it really? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 2

      That's because the term "Planet" is rather loosely defined. Nobody has ever really set a lower-limit on the size of a planet. Asteroids are 'small bodies' that orbit the sun. Planets are 'larger bodies' that orbit the sun. Pluto is smaller than our Moon, yet many still consider it a planet simply because it orbits the Sun.

      Apparently, a planet must not only orbit the sun but must also be big enough for its gravity to shape it into some sort of recognizable sphere. In other words, it must be a globe. Pluto and Quaoar fit in this category. Most asteroids are potato-shaped rocks.

    12. Re:Is it really? by richie2000 · · Score: 2

      Ohh, Nemesis. :-)

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  6. who comes up with these names? by Lawmeister · · Score: 2

    I wonder if they just hammered on the computer to come up with this one.... random keys?

  7. Will it stay named? by Astin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After all, they threatened to delist Pluto as a planet.

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    1. Re:Will it stay named? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes, but pluto managed to pull its stock up over $1, so it's still listed.

    2. Re:Will it stay named? by PD · · Score: 2

      Pluto will remain a planet because that's the convention that has been established. We call it a planet because we call it a planet. Circular reasoning, but all taxonomy is arbitrary at some level. As long as they send spacecraft to this new thing, I don't care what they call it.

    3. Re:Will it stay named? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2

      Well sure. Some of the larger asteroids, e.g. Ceres, have names.

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    4. Re:Will it stay named? by Derkec · · Score: 2

      They've named asteriods, so it might stay named even though it won't be a 10th planet.

    5. Re:Will it stay named? by Dannon · · Score: 2

      I hope Pluto stays listed. Going along with this thread, I'd hate to have to say that My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Quiches.

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    6. Re:Will it stay named? by Consul · · Score: 2

      They named an asteroid after Mike Oldfield. 5656 Oldfield, to be precise.

      We usually don't hear about asteroids getting names, but I managed to stumble across that one.

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    7. Re:Will it stay named? by mumkin · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not just the larger asteroids that have names, and they're certainly not all from ancient mythology. Check out this list of minor planetary bodies. It's a long read, but there are some real gems. Lots of dead Greeks, of course, masters of dusty literature, music, science, etc. Seems like almost every city, state, and country has a minor planet named for it. Those who don't can be content to be represented by (6000) United Nations.

      Perhaps most apropos to note in this forum are asteroids (9965) GNU, (9885) Linux, (9793) Torvalds and (9882) Stallman (all spotted and named by the Kitt Peak Spacewatch crew).

      Childhood fairytales include (14014) Munchhausen, (17627) Humptydumpty, (1773) Rumpelstilz and (5405) Neverland. (2675) Tolkien and (2991) Bilbo are memorialized in minor planetary names as well.

      Luminaries of Science fiction are well-represented by planetary bodies such as (5020) Asimov, (9766) Bradbury, (21811) Burroughs, (4923) Clarke, (6371) Heinlein, (12284) Pohl, and (7758) Poulanderson.

      (4659) Roddenberry is accompanied by (9777) Enterprise, (26734) Terryfarrell and the dreaded (2913) Horta (2362).

      The (3325) TARDIS is floating out there somewhere too, as is (18610) Arthurdent.

      (13681) MontyPython and the circus are flying around -- (9617) Grahamchapman, (9618) Johncleese, (9619) Terrygilliam, (9620) Ericidle, (9621) Michaelpalin, and (9622) Terryjones.

      (291) Alice may (or may not) be the young friend of (6984) Lewiscarroll -- along with (6042) Cheshirecat, (6735) Madhatter, (17518) Redqueen, (17942) Whiterabbit, (9387) Tweedledee and (17681) Tweedledum.

      Beware the (7470) Jabberwock, my son (the jaws that bite, the claws that catch) beware the (9781) Jubjubbird and shun the frumious (9780) Bandersnatch!

      Both (4386) Lust and (3162) Nostalgia might be served by a visit to (12382) Niagara Falls. Don't tell (10515) Old Joe.

      Hollywood has a presence in space, with (25930) Spielberg and (7032) Hitchcock, (11548) Jerrylewis, (11419) Donjohnson, (20789) Hughgrant and (12050) Humecronyn. (13070) Seanconnery stars as (9007) James Bond.

      Too many cool ones to list all at once, but I have to mention (8147) Colemanhawkins, and (6318) Cronkite. There's the trio of (5048) Moriarty, (5049) Sherlock and (5050) Doctorwatson, followed by (5051) Ralph.

      Have some (29700) Salmon.

  8. not official name by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    "However, Quaoar is not an official name - at least not yet. In a few months, the International Astronomical Union, astronomy's governing body, will vote on it."

    I vote for CowboyNeal.

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    1. Re:not official name by jpt.d · · Score: 2

      I think that if they found it they should name it. I think it is a good move naming it for something not of the 'old world'.

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  9. Dimensions by red_dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ... The new world, which has been dubbed Quaoar, is about 1,280 kilometres (800 miles) across. Quaoar orbits the sun ever 288 years and is 1250 Km wide, about the size of all the asteroids combined.

    So which one is it? 1280? 1250? Both? Neither? CowboyNeal?

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    1. Re:Dimensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Note that he used a capital K (the computer science kilo = 1024).

      1250 Km = 1250*1.024 km = 1280 km. Everything works out.

    2. Re:Dimensions by CableModemSniper · · Score: 4, Funny

      ::takes out calculator:: That is absoluetly terrifyi ng.

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  10. Blarney by Shamanin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Quaoar orbits the sun ever 288 years"

    Do I perceive a-bit of the ol' Irish accent in ye? Or are ye a pirate be?

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  11. The most important solar system discovery... by guttentag · · Score: 2
    > This discovery is being hailed as the most important solar system discovery in the past 72 years."
    You mean a little frozen ball of dirt at the edge of the solar system is a more important discovery than the news that we have two... er, three... no two moons orbiting our own planet? or Neil Armstrong's discovery that the moon is, in fact, not made of green cheese? Wow.
  12. Vanna White, help! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quaoar

    Otherwise known as the Vowel Planet

    1. Re:Vanna White, help! by growlydog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now... If we started calling it the Vowel Planet, and it somehow went out of its natural orbit, would that be called a "Vowel Movement"?

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    2. Re:Vanna White, help! by warpup · · Score: 2, Funny

      The perfect puzzle for Wheel of Fortune. Sure the r will be guessed pretty quick, but who ever guesses Q? Even then, once all the vowels have been bought, chances are the person still wont be able to pronounce it...

    3. Re:Vanna White, help! by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now... If we started calling it the Vowel Planet, and it somehow went out of its natural orbit, would that be called a "Vowel Movement"?

      He he. And I thought we exhausted all the space doodee jokes when the new moon of Uranus was posted a few weeks ago. Boy was I wrong.

    4. Re:Vanna White, help! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they find it has a moon, my toddler has found a name for it:

      Eieio

  13. MVEMJSUNP by Squarewav · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas Q???
    ahh damn now what are we supposed to use to remember the planet order

    1. Re:MVEMJSUNP by Frodo2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

      My Very Energetic MOther Just Served Us Nine Pizzas Quickly/Quietly/Quantumly/Quaintly/....

      Um, well it doen't solve the problem of 10 planets, but on the other hand we could leave it as "Nine". Just imagine our grandchildren will tell their children that the "Nine" is an artifact of history when people thought there were only nine planets in the Solar System...

    2. Re:MVEMJSUNP by stand · · Score: 4, Funny
      but on the other hand we could leave it as "Nine"

      How about My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Numerous Pizzas Quickly. Then we no longer have the scalability problem.

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    3. Re:MVEMJSUNP by susano_otter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clearly, we should just call the thing "Ten of Nine", and leave it at that. After all, it's clear that Saturn is the sexiest planet.

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  14. Funny by enkidu55 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You'd think with an object that is the size of all the other Kuiper belt asteroids combined, somebody would have noticed it floating around out there.

    In a related news quote from the LINEAR research team "Holy Shit, did you see the size of that rock floating out there!"

  15. Glad.. by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    I'm glad that I'm done with school now.. It would suck to be the kid these days having to learn about all these new planets found in our solar system. And why do all these new planets have such crazy names? Won't somebody think of the children?

  16. Can anyone think of a use for a new planet? by ites · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dunno, but I've racked my brains for the last five minutes
    and I can't think of a single thing we could do with Quaoar (OSLT).
    Nope. Zilch. Not a single damn use for another planet.
    We still haven't figured out what we're going to do with the current lot.
    Perhaps I'm an ignorant barbarian, but how is finding one more planet 'important'?
    I mean... surely 'importance' has to have something to do with human aspirations?

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    1. Re:Can anyone think of a use for a new planet? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Not a single damn use for another planet.

      It increases the employment of the people who make and sell those solar system mobiles that hang in millions of classrooms. Now they have a reason to sell the upgrade.

  17. Pluto Not A Planet? by Etriaph · · Score: 2

    How could Pluto not be considered a planetoid when it has a satellite (Charon)? Does this make any sense to anyone?

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    1. Re:Pluto Not A Planet? by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uhh... It's since been discovered that there are most likely more than a few asteroids with satellites out there. We already know of several.

      The earliest discovered one being Ida's satellite, Dactyl, which the Galileo probe took some very nice pictures of on its way to Jupiter.

    2. Re:Pluto Not A Planet? by Ektanoor · · Score: 4, Informative

      It may make sense. Some good years ago, Dr. Van Flandern published several weird ideas about our solar system. He mentioned that some weirdnesses seen on certain asteroids pointed to the fact that they could have satellites. He was demonished for this theory but Galileo probe did find such an asteroid in its way to Jupiter. Sincerly, Pluto is too big for an asteroid and too small for a true planet. But still no one real could classify the real edge between planets and small bodies... So I wouldn't be admired to see this new object also bouncing between both terms.

      For UFO manhunters/bashers: note that VF was once the director of the U.S. Naval Astronomy, and one of the guys who help find Charon. Since Richard Hoagland started to search for hyperpyramids in the closet, he suffered some bad publicity, but still, his researches are quite important because they are in the edge of Science and some have had positive results recently.

    3. Re:Pluto Not A Planet? by PD · · Score: 2

      Some asteroids have moons. Do a google search on the name Dactyl and you'll find an example of one.

    4. Re:Pluto Not A Planet? by kalidasa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Pluto is the threshold case. At the moment, it seems to be the conventional wisdom that anything found that's larger than Pluto will have to be considered for planet status, and anything smaller for planetoid/asteroid/comet status. Quaoar would thus not be a planet. But who knows? The important thing is that a solar system can have these kinds of objects:
      Stars (Sun)
      Brown dwarfs (none known in our system)
      Gas giants (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune)
      Terrestrial planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars)
      Asteroids (Ceres, Vesta, Pallas, etc.)
      Kuiper-like objects (Pluto, Quoaoar, maybe Chiron)
      Comets (maybe Chiron, Halley, etc.)
      Terrestrial moons (the Moon, Io, Europa, Titan, Iapetus)
      Kuiper-like-object-like moons (Charon, maybe Triton)
      Asteroid-like moons (Phobos, Deimos, Amalthea)
      Dust lanes and planetary rings
      Protostars, protoplanets, protoplanetary disks
      etc.

      As you can see, the star/planet/asteroid/comet/moon classification isn't quite detailed enough for what we now know.

    5. Re:Pluto Not A Planet? by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Didn't the term for small planets used to be "planetoid"? Just above an asteroid, or just below a planet, seems to be the appropriate terminology...

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    6. Re:Pluto Not A Planet? by Ektanoor · · Score: 2

      Sorry for forgetting that he directed the Branch of Celestial Mechanics at the Naval Observatory. Not the director of the Naval Observatory.

      But he did help those gus finding Charon. And BTW I didn't say he found Charon. I said he HELPED on the find. If you work at the Naval Observatory you mau know well that he did a lot of homework about minor planets, Neptune satellites and things around Pluto

  18. Re:Our solar system ... by Derkec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, this is further evidence that our solar system is made up of 8 planets and there are also a stack of Kuiper belt objects of various sizes. Pluto, just being a rather large and well known one.

  19. I was taught the same thing in grade school... by acidfast7 · · Score: 2

    in 4th grade (1985-86) that a disputed planet, dubbed Planet X, had an orbit outside of Pluto yet revolved around our sun. I actually included it in our final class project. After all these years I thought it was a farce, but now someone else has heard of it.

    1. Re:I was taught the same thing in grade school... by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      What, did you never see the episode where "Duck Dodgers In The 24 and 1/2th Century" went to Planet X?

      He went there to collect Aludium Fozdex for shaving cream, as Earth's supply had run out.

      Google has many links, but try this one on for size.

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    2. Re:I was taught the same thing in grade school... by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      Actually the Buckaroo Banzai quote goes:-

      "Where are we going?"
      "Planet Ten!"
      "When are we going?"
      "Real Soon!"

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  20. Hah! Got it! by ites · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the SCRABBLE PLANET!
    Someone just wants to sneak this word into the dictionary so that he can beat his aged grandmother at Scrabble.
    This is the only possible reason for the name.

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  21. Send it to Bosnia! by wiredog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Support the Vowels For Bosnia campaign!

  22. Great name! by Ravagin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Quoth BBC:


    Astronomers named the new object Quaoar, after the creation myth of the Tongva people who inhabited the Los Angeles area before the arrival of the Spanish and other European settlers.

    I happen to think that that is way groovy. It's about time some other ancient belief systems got in on the planet-naming! :)

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    1. Re:Great name! by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      I had a boss one time who wanted all computers in the office named after biblical figures. The big servers were Matthew, Mark, and Luke, but the names got pretty obscure after that. One girl in the art department-- tattoos and piercings, never wore underwear, religious affiliations left as an exercise for the reader-- suggested we put an end to it by naming the boss's laptop Lucifer.

      Not wanting to get both fired and excommunicated, I instead talked him out of it by appealing to simple reason. Nobody can spell Zephaniah, I told him.

    2. Re:Great name! by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'd prefer to wait for something truly impressive, before giving up the name of my supreme deity for taxonomical purposes.

      "The Tongva people? Didn't we name one of those half-assed trans-Neptunian bodies after one of their gods? Qu-something-or-other? Whatever. Anyway, want another latte?"

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    3. Re:Great name! by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      I happen to think that that is way groovy. It's about time some other ancient belief systems got in on the planet-naming!

      Why, what did they contribute to modern astronomy? A lot of our science is still based on discoveries and theories of the Greeks. The ancient Arabs and Chinese also had an understanding of astronomy as a science rather than a "creation myth". I've never heard of these Tongva, so it's safe to say that their contribution to scientific knowledge is negligible at best. This name is merely another example of European-descended-men-are-bad political correctness.

  23. tenth planet by Triv · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the sake of geekdom everywhere -- If there's a tenth planet out there, it's gotta be called Persephone (I don't think Rupert would go over too well).

    (We miss you, Douglas)

    Triv

    1. Re:tenth planet by Rupert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ahem. I may not be a roman god,or one of whatever Quaoar is, but I don't see any fundamental objection to naming a planet after me.

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    2. Re:tenth planet by Triv · · Score: 2

      It's from the fifth book in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, "Mostly Harmless," by Douglas Adams (who died suddenly of a massive coronary last May.) One of the plot points revolves around how the discovery of a tenth planet (offically called Persephone, though usually known as Rupert after one of the planet's discoverers parrot) would effect astrology and horoscopes.

      Hope that helps.

      Triv

    3. Re:tenth planet by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Persephone really is a better name. Generally, all the planets are named after gods that at least have something in common with the planet.

      Mercury: messenger god, it moves fast
      Venus: god of beauty, it's pretty
      Mars: god of war, it's red
      Jupiter: king of the gods, it's big
      Saturn: Jupiter's dad, also big, I guess, although there's probably something else I'm missing
      Uranus: god in exile, it's far away
      Neptune: sea god, it's blue
      Pluto: god of the underworld, it's cold and dark
      Quaoar: force that created animals and people???

      Persephone was Pluto's wife, who he tricked into marrying him, and is allowed to return to earth every year, causing the seasons via her mother, Demeter, who makes it cold while she's gone and warm when she's arround. Honestly, I think she works better for Pluto, since it comes closer than Neptune some of the time, but it's better than Quaoar for #10.

    4. Re:tenth planet by Gendou · · Score: 2

      If you die, it was massive.

  24. Err.... it actually says "biggest find"... by Lawmeister · · Score: 2

    in the solar system, not "most important"... biggest as in the largest object found in _our_ solar system in 72 years.

    Lead in is a little misleading...

  25. just doesn't sound the same by rattler14 · · Score: 3, Funny

    my
    very
    eager
    mother
    just
    served
    us
    nine
    p izzas
    um... quickly?

    ah well, i'm sure someone else can come up with something more creative

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  26. K-Pax by rppp01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prot was right! I knew it!

    Now I know he was really an alien!

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  27. A Little Perspective? by yndrd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Most important solar system discovery in the last 72 years? More important than:
    • Liquid oceans on Europa
    • Ice on the moon
    • Possible signs of water erosion on Mars
    This seems only important to people counting rocks and not to people with any hope of visiting them or furthering our understanding of the one we're on.
  28. Is Quaoar an obscure god? by Prince_Ali · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why abandon a perfectly good naming convention? How about Vulcan?

    1. Re:Is Quaoar an obscure god? by PD · · Score: 2

      Vulcan is the name reserved for the mythical planet that was hypothesized to exist inside the orbit of Mercury. So, it's already "taken".

    2. Re:Is Quaoar an obscure god? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Is Quaoar an obscure god?

      With a name like that, I can understand why.

      "Diety Bob, for you have violated the temperal directive. Therefore, I shall punish you by bestowing on you a name too hard for mortals to pronounce. This will render the mortals unable to pray to you."

      (Lightning crack)

  29. Does the good Doctor know? by Zwack · · Score: 2

    Has anyone contacted the Banzai institute and asked for Buckaroo's opinion on the discovery of the location of Planet Ten?

    Will the Nova police cover this story up?

    Z.

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  30. Re:Our solar system ... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is made up of nine planets .... er ... Our solar system is made up of ten planets ...

    It is sometimes said by astronomers that our solar system is made up of the Sun, Jupiter, and bunch of other little clutter. The mass of the rocky planets, and even the smaller gas giants is dismal compared to Jupiter.

    The borderline between planet and asteroid is blurry. We might as well stop counting at Pluto out of tradition. However, if something bigger than Pluto is found out there, then the debate will heat up again.

    Hmmmmm. I wonder if the Sun is even the brightest star out at the distance of Qu...... whatchmacallit. I would guess that it still is. Although Sun is not a big star, Q is still far closer to it than others.

  31. Re:Proposed name for planet... by dildatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another vote for Qwerty. So easy to type, no wonder it's #1!

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  32. More Naming Crap by spudwiser · · Score: 2

    Astronomers named the new object Quaoar, after the creation myth of the Tongva people who inhabited the Los Angeles area before the arrival of the Spanish and other European settlers.

    To the indigenous peoples, Quaoar was the great force of nature that summoned all other things into being.


    I guess they ran out of Roman gods already.

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    1. Re:More Naming Crap by Ektanoor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, they are probably afraid of naming it Nemesis - the Death Star. There are some theories about the Sun having an older sister in the form of a brown dwarf. Some consider alternatively the existence of a planet somewhat bigger than Jupiter. They use these theories to explain the episodical extinctions on Earth, supposedly caused by swarms of Kuiper belt comets falling inside the Solar system. This hypothetical "star/planet" is supposed to be much far away than Quaoar. Some theories give its orbit the fantastic period of 3 million years, and some consider it the reason why we can't find it...

      Well, probably some academical SF. They, sometimes, are also good writers...

  33. it should be named after the douglas adams subject by havaloc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In 'Mostly Harmless', a tenth planet was discovered. In the story it was named Persephone, but it was more commonly known as Rupert, which was the name of the astronomer's (who discovered it) parrot. With this discovery, the science of astrology could be set back years. What happens if you were born while Rupert was in your tenth house of Mars, etc.

  34. Re:Lies! All lies and stretching truth! Pluto fact by Frodo2002 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And so, what is the earth and the moon if not two bodies in close orbit around each other? Ya think the earth isn't orbiting around the moon? Think again brother.

    Secondly, what alternative definition would you suggest for a planet other than that it has to be massive enough? (And probably be in orbit around the sun...which is kind of trivially obvious I guess.)

  35. Re:Hah. by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    Roman gods? No. Quaoar was the name of the one and only god in the mythology of one particular native american tribe, the name of which escapes me. For some reason, I remember this fact from freshman year anthropology.

    Besides, I hereby announce that I'm taking bets. The official name of this body-- if it ever gets one-- will be Persephone.

  36. One minor nitpick... by Cu · · Score: 2, Informative

    If it is a planet, it orbits the sun once per year. It just has longer years.

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  37. Questions on how... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Ok, they have some vital stats on this "planet"

    can someone here please tell me ot point ot links on how you can from observing something through a telescope tell how wide a dot of light is and oll those other statistics? I understand through cromatography you can see different things...

    How do they get these statistics?? Other than just pulling a number out their butt?

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    1. Re:Questions on how... by sweet+reason · · Score: 2

      How do they get these statistics?

      at a guess, they calculated the size from the apparent brightness, the distance, and a guesstimated albedo (reflectivity). that last is the hard part! the estimated size of pluto varied substantially over the years with different albedo guesstimates. it all depends of what you figure the thing is made out of.

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  38. Quaoar? by Schnapple · · Score: 2

    Wasn't that the pink stuff Clint Howard had Kirk and Spock drink in The Corbomite Maneuver?

  39. Nemesis? by CommieLib · · Score: 2

    It seems to me that an object of this size could influence the Kuiper belt substantially. Could this be Nemesis?

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    1. Re:Nemesis? by CommieLib · · Score: 2

      Hey really smart guy. Star at really far distance, or planet at closer distance.

      Crack a book.

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  40. planets...roids...substellar objects by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2

    What boggles my mind is why these people are racking theres because they can't figure out whether to pigeon hole the floating rocks as planets or just asteriods. Kuniper belt object? Whats Earth, an inner belt object? We have lots of rocks in this part of the solar system, too. It seems like they have a cactus up the ass because Pluto and this thing aren't gas giants like the rest of the outer planets.

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    1. Re:planets...roids...substellar objects by MikeyO · · Score: 2

      Whats Earth, an inner belt object?

      No, but uranus is an inner belt object, and therefore, i guess, so are 'roids.

      hahahaha

  41. What makes a planet? by Fugly · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What makes an object a planet? Size? The presence of its own sattelites? An atmosphere? What separates planets from large asteroids?

    It seems to me the astronomy community can't decide. How hard can it be? It's an arbitrary classification that doesn't actually mean anything. It's all just hunks of rock orbiting the sun. It's a classification that doesn't actually mean anything. Somebody just make a decision and let's all stick to it. It's annoying not knowing how many planets have been discovered in our own solar system.

    1. Re:What makes a planet? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2

      Well what's wrong with 'planetoid'?

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    2. Re:What makes a planet? by LMCBoy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What makes an object a planet?

      That's a tough question.

      Size?

      Yes. Generally, a body should be large enough that gravity makes it roughly spherical, before it can be considered a planet. However, this is apparently a necessary-but-not-sufficient criterion.

      The presence of its own sattelites?
      No. See Mercury and Venus.

      An atmosphere?
      No. See Mercury.

      How hard can it be? It's an arbitrary classification that doesn't actually mean anything.

      You just answered your own question. It's hard to draw the line between planet and non-planet precisely because the line is arbitrary and has no real meaning.

      I think we should just call it a planet if it (1) orbits a star directly; (2) is massive enough to be roughly spherical; and (3) is not so massive that it is either a brown dwarf or a star. However, please note that this definition would include the asteroid Ceres, which is generally not considered a planet...maybe it should be.
      (Ceres is 900 km in diameter, compared to this new one's 1250-km diameter).

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    3. Re:What makes a planet? by igaborf · · Score: 2
      What makes an object a planet? Size?

      Yes, despite what your GF told you, size does matter.

    4. Re:What makes a planet? by solarrhino · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you think about landing on it: planet.

      If you worry about it landing on you: asteroid.

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    5. Re:What makes a planet? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      there really is no convenient yardstick for calling a planet a planet and/or planetoid/ planetesimal/ etc...

      we should lose all pretext of straight science on this question, and just admit it is all relative to the human eyeball.

      and therefore, we have a convenient yardstick: the earth's moon

      larger than the moon, planet, smaller than the moon, planetoid.

      so mercury is a planet and pluto is a planetoid.

      this seems like a good enough idea.

      but to get radical, i also think we should have a whole new designation for objects that orbit planets that are larger than our moon. no really! they are quite big, and should get that recognition they deserve. the moon systems orbitting saturn and jupiter are quite varied and exotic and interesting, rivalling the sun's planetary system in variation and form. let's give these large moons the recognition they deserve with their own designation other than "moon".

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    6. Re:What makes a planet? by barawn · · Score: 2

      The center-of-mass of the Earth-Moon system is inside the Earth. The only thing that the Earth orbits is itself, and the Sun. The Moon orbits a point inside the Earth, and the Sun.

      Your definition has problems with Trojan planets - if you have two planets that orbit each other, then they could pull on each other more than the star does. Clearly they should both be planets, but they wouldn't be, by that definition.

  42. "Vowel Movement Linked to Uranus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Film at 11.

  43. Re:This is olod news... by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    I believe it was TIME magazine that reported this a number of months, if not a year or so ago, they claimed it to be "Planet X".

    Don't forget, it's pronounced "Planet Ten," version 10.0.

  44. Re:Hah! Got it! by Fiver-rah · · Score: 2
    It's not that great a Scrabble word. It can't possibly compete with "demisemiquavers" which, with an extremely improbable board arrangement, could be placed on three triple word scores, netting over 1100 points. It's a Q word, sure, but it uses a U, so it's nowhere near as cool as "qat" or "faqir" or "qi". It uses no other cool letters.

    Of course, it can't be used in Scrabble because it's a proper name. Maybe they hope an element will get named after it for Scrabble purposes. But quaoarium just isn't that euphonius. :)

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  45. If like Pluto, not a planet by wytcld · · Score: 4, Interesting
    See this note from the American Museum of Natural History on the controversy and their suggested conclusion, along with National Geographic's account of the demotion.

    So, if all we have with this new thingie is the second largest Kuiper Belt object after Pluto - so what? Isn't the news play just about trying to get more funding from the fine fellows who've identified it, which is more likely if the headlines scream "Tenth Planet!" What a cynical abuse of the press. Science should stop grubbing, and strive for purity of purpose, lest the results themselves be corrupted. Prostitution just isn't the same as free love.

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    1. Re:If like Pluto, not a planet by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      Prostitution just isn't the same as free love.

      That's right. One has a place in society, the other is a rebellion against societal norms.

      "Science" doesn't give a rat's ass if this is a planet or a cumquot; it's a stellar body, and what we call it doesn't matter.

      This is a discussion of semantics & language, not "science." Finding a "catagory" to put it in matters only marginally more than deciding what name to call it.

  46. Most important astronomical discovery... by Apostata · · Score: 2

    ...and they give it a name only a Scrabble enthusiast could love.

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  47. Astonishing discovery! by bluethundr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even more astonishing than the planet itself is the fact that the only thing on it is a little French boy with a rose...

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  48. At last the sequel we've been waiting for! by grendelkhan · · Score: 2

    They can use this as the launching vehicle for Ice Pirates II!

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  49. Re:Quaoar is California Spelling of American India by PD · · Score: 2

    That sounds like the description of a computer programmer!

  50. Gravitational Wobble by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I thought that Kepler thought there was another planet outside of Neptune's orbit based on gravitational wobble, and when Pluto was discovered in 1938, a lot of scientists went, "Nahh... that's too small. There's got to be another, much larger one to create that kind of wobble." And the debate continues.

    I had this theory that a much larger planet is further out, but is very dark in color, and thus it hasn't been seen by albedo, and no one was looking in the right place to see it eclipse out other stars.

    Of course, I haven't taken a course in astronomy since the 1980s, and I may be totally missing something obvious ("If that were true then the Hubble's Heisenburg Compensator would have found it, duh!"), but I have always thought if I wanted the *correct* answer to something I should post something obviously wrong on Slashdot.

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  51. Re:Quaoar is California Spelling of American India by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quaoar is California Spelling of [an] American Indian [God]

    The God of Vowels, no doubt.

    (I know I know, I cannot kick this vowel thing.)

  52. Re:Hah. by bravehamster · · Score: 2

    Found this on google:

    Quaoar: Their only god who "came down from heaven; and, after reducing chaos to order, out the world on the back of seven giants. He then created the lower animals," and then mankind. Los Angeles County Indians, California

    As for Persephone, isn't there already a celestial body with that name? One of the moons of Saturn or Uranus? Ahh, here it is...an Asteroid. My personal vote is for Kali.

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  53. Congradulations by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    You've just discovered the Rhode Island of the universe.

    Maybe we will make it a droid colony or something..

  54. What a silly name by Arcturax · · Score: 2

    I don't think the name will stick myself. If anything, I think most people, like me, will call it Planet X and that name will stick because of popular demand.

    Even if it is not deemed a planet, given they want to strip Pluto of that title, I think Planet X is as good a name as any. At the least 99% of people can pronounce it.

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    1. Re:What a silly name by sweet+reason · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Planet X is as good a name as any. At the least 99% of people can pronounce it.

      99% of what people? half of all people only speak chinese.

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  55. My Vote by Rayonic · · Score: 2

    "I don't believe in planets, you insensitive clod!"

  56. Don't break the damn pattern by cryptochrome · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If it's a planet, give it a proper name from the list of the major Roman gods. When they named Pluto they suggested the following (from Appolonius.net). I vote for Baccus, god of wine and mysteries, or secondly Cronus.:

    The naming of Pluto is a story by itself. Early suggestions of the name of the new planet were: Atlas, Zymal, Artemis, Perseus, Vulcan, Tantalus, Idana, Cronus. The New York Times suggested Minerva, reporters suggested Osiris, Bacchus, Apollo, Erebus. Lowell's widow suggested Zeus, but later changed her mind to Constance. Many people suggested the planet be named Lowell. The staff of the Flagstaff observatory, where Pluto was discovered, suggested Cronus, Minerva, and Pluto. A few months later the planet was officially named Pluto. The name Pluto was originally suggested by Venetia Burney, an 11-year-old schoolgirl in Oxford, England.

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    1. Re:Don't break the damn pattern by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I could have sworn that Cronus was the Greek name for Saturn.

    2. Re:Don't break the damn pattern by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      Kronos = Saturnus.
      Chronus = Khronos, which isn't necessarily the same thing as Kronos. See Timothy Gantz, Early Greek Gods. Another example: Helios sometimes is and sometimes is not the same god as (Greek) Apollo; but Sol is less often the same god as (Roman) Apollo.
      Anyway, Minerva seems best to me (though there's already a Pallas named after her, one of the four giant asteroids).

    3. Re:Don't break the damn pattern by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      Bacchus, not Baccus.

    4. Re:Don't break the damn pattern by BlakeStone · · Score: 2, Informative

      The names were not chosen randomly, even from within the Roman list. Mercury(the messenger) was named for its speed(88-day orbit), Venus(goddess of love) for its beauty, Mars(war) for its blood red color. Jupiter(Zeus) was the ruler of the universe and the brightest of the nighttime planets. Cronus(Saturn) was Zeus' father & former master of the universe, until Zeus overthrew him. When Uranus was discovered in the 18th century, it was named for Cronus' father, the original lord of the universe(Jupiter is brighter than Saturn is brighter than Uranus). Neptune, in the 19th century, was named for the god of the ocean because of its deep blue color.

      Pluto was so named for two reasons. 1) To honor Percival Lowell, whose initials are the first two letters of the name. 2) Pluto(Hades) was god of the dead, and the astronomers knew that the new planet must have a very bleak, desolate, Hades-like environment. (Well, as Hades-like as anything 400 degrees below freezing can be ;-).

      So, IMHO, when they name it, planet or not, the name should be appropriate, i.e. not Artemis! ;-).

    5. Re:Don't break the damn pattern by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Personally, I think Minerva deserves more than some iceball way out yonder. Perhaps we'll find something good enough for her someday.

      For the record, since Apollo is so closely associated with the sun it wouldn't seem right to name it after him, despite his prominence in the Pantheon.

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    6. Re:Don't break the damn pattern by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      I think you are wrong. Helios was never Apollo.

      In the fragments of Euripides' Phaethon, Helios is addressed by Klymene as Apollo (more precisely, as the one whose name means destruction, a common pun on Apollo and apollumi). I can provide the exact reference if necessary; there are texts in e.g. Diggle's OCT of selected fragments, and in Cropp's Fragmentary Plays I. This is the earliest case in which the two gods, who are usually distinct, are conflated. There is a huge amount of literature on the subject. So, no, I'm not wrong, but I can see why you would think that.

      As for the rest of your posting, I know very well that Khronos (also transliterated as Chronos) is Greek for time. I've had eight years of ancient Greek.

      As I suggested above, see Timothy Gantz's books on Early Greek Mythology.

  57. Screw Cowboy Neal by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

    I say name the chunk of ice Treeluvinhippy!

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  58. -1 Stupid by MyHair · · Score: 2, Funny

    Otherwise known as the Vowel Planet

    No, that's Uranus.

    Oh wait, I'm sorry, Uranus is the Bowel Planet.

  59. I wonder what will happen... by DrXym · · Score: 2
    ... to all the Planet X nuts.


    One would hope they'll go away but I reckon they'll be rationalizing like mad in the next few days, to emerge even crazier than before.

  60. Why the controversy over "planet"? by Kyont · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there anyone in the astronomical community who can explain the apparent desire to "de-list" Pluto as a planet? It's not like a diving .com stock that NASDAQ can just yank. It seems to fit the accepted definition of "planet" (a non-luminous hunk of something that is larger than an asteroid and orbits the sun only somewhat eccentrically**) even if we later discover it is not even the largest object in the Kuiper Belt. If the line between "big asteroid" and "planet" is arbitrary, why the desire to shift the cutoff and exclude Pluto? It'll have no effect on the planet, just on textbooks and things. Will we have to start referring to it as "The Asteroid Formerly Known As Pluto"?

    **Obligatory Dom DeLuise joke here.

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    1. Re:Why the controversy over "planet"? by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

      Is there anyone in the astronomical community who can explain the apparent desire to "de-list" Pluto as a planet?

      IANAA (an astronomer), but based on observation, I find scientists in general to be very exacting in the words the use to describe things, even when the definition of the word is as vague as "big, um, thingie." It was originally decided that Pluto was, indeed, a big um thingie, but another camp soon arose that declared the first camp's interpretation of "big" and "thingie" wrong, though they both agree on the proper use of "um."

      Simmilar to the religious wars between EMACSers and VIers, both camps are willing to fight to the death over just how big a thingie must be to be considered "big enough." The "Pluto-is-a-Planet" camp declares that they like their planets light and fast, while the "Pluto-is-an-asteroid" proponents chide Pluto's lack of features and extensibility.

      Worse, new factions have developed, touting slogans such as "My Planet, My Choice," "Keep Your Definitions Off My Planet," and "Size Does Matter," the latter of which is often followed by "No matter what your girlfriend told you." These groups seem to be more concerned with personal political agendas than the advancement of science, but due to their vocal nature, have all but eclipsed the scientific community in the public eye.

      RIAA President Jack Valenti only complicated matters when he, apparently out of innocent ignorance, chimed in with "A nineth planet is to the astronomical community what the Boston Strangler is to a woman home alone." Fortunatly, the RIAA's web site is unable to stay live long enough for many people to read this comment.

      Finally, recently disovered correspondence from the Sonny Bono Library indicate that the late senator intended to present the "Sonny Bono Interstellar Copyright Act," which would have declared Pluto to be both a planet and the copyright of the Walt Disney Corp., requiering all textbooks to pay Walt Disney the "royalties any hard-working mega-conglomerate deserves for the use of its dead founder's intellectual property." This bill would have also retroactivly extended copyright by 20 plutonian years (4960 earth years).

      This is what keeps science alive, folks.

    2. Re:Why the controversy over "planet"? by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure. IANAA, but the problem with Pluto isn't that astronomers have some personal grudge against Pluto, but that it's orbital details and composition don't fit the pattern set by the other planets. The orbit *is* way too elliptical, it's too eccentric (e.g. Pluto is closer to the sun than Neptune for a good part of its year) and it's on a weird angle with regard to the orbital plane set by the others. The rest of the solar system fits the pattern of small, rocky planets close in, big gassy planets farther out, with a bunch of tiny ice-balls way, way out.

      When you compare Pluto to the various trans-Neptunian objects in the Kuiper Belt, though, it fits right in. Composition, orbit, distance, everything. Even if you want to get picky about Charon, there have been examples of small rocky bodies in mutual orbit in the asteroid belt, so a small moonlet of a small planetoid isn't that big of a deal.

      I think astronomers are just tired of having to say, "... except for Pluto." when discussing the solar system's arrangment.

      IMHO, Pluto was identified first because it is among the largest, if not *the* largest, of the trans-Neptunian objects, discovered using 19th century optical technology. Now that the lenses, cameras and data analysis tools are so much improved, objects of comparable size are starting to be identifed. This isn't to take away any historical significance from Pluto for being the first of its class to be observed, but I don't really consider it a really small planet, more of a really big planetoid.

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  61. 10th planet discovered - again. by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    A team of astronomers utilizing the latest technology to scan the outerreaches of the solar system announced today that they had discoverred the solar system's 10th planet.

    "We're really pleased to have discoverred the solar system's 10th planet. Only though diligent research methods, including pointing telescopes at lots of different areas of the sky, were we able to make this discovery," said team leader George Randi.

    When asked what was most satisfying about the discovery, Randi said "Definitely making the '10th Planet of the Week' website. Almost all of our buddies have discoverred at least one 10th planet, so we were feeling a little left out."

    Astronomy buffs are also encouraged to rate the discovery at "scientificornot.com" and "wasteofmoneyornot.com". Said team member Alfred Inglebrot, "Our discovery of the 254,357th asteroid got all ones and a two. We're hoping that finding the new 10th planet will appropriately get us a few tens. At least until someone else discovers the new 10th planet next week."

    The discovery was not without controversy, however. A competing russian research team claims they found this week's 10th planet first at 3:04 AM on Sunday, preceding Randi's team's discovery at 9:27 AM bt over 6 hours. "We were robbed," said Alexander Dumivsk. "The Russians are always overlooked in favor of American glory."

    The Americans downplayed any controversy. "They can try again next week. Even if we were a little later, our 10th planet is obviously the biggest, and that's certainly more important that precise timing."

  62. I think you'll find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That its "Rupert"

  63. Meaning of the name? by Winterblink · · Score: 3, Informative
    Did a little Googling, found the following definition of Quaoar. Don't know if it's real or not. *shrug*

    Quaoar: Their only god who "came down from heaven; and, after reducing chaos to order, out the world on the back of seven giants. He then created the lower animals," and then mankind. Los Angeles County Indians, California

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  64. Planets Shmanet. by Peyna · · Score: 2

    Okay, here's the definition of a planet from dictionary.com:

    1. A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asteroid or comet, illuminated by light from a star, such as the sun, around which it revolves.

    So what is the definitiion of an ansteroid?

    Any of numerous small celestial bodies that revolve around the sun, with orbits lying chiefly between Mars and Jupiter and characteristic diameters between a few and several hundred kilometers.

    From this I would conclude that it probably is a planet given its dimensions. But really you are just drawing an arbitrary line between asteroid and planet. Personally, I think that if it is within a belt of asteroids, then it is probably an asteroid, and if it isn't, then it is probably a planet.

    It's just an arbitrary distinction given to an object orbiting the sun. Also, I believe it is thought that the asteroid belts are really just planets that didn't quite get it all together. Who knows.

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  65. Farengi bar jokes, part I by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    New DS9 tongue twister:

    Quark, Queue me up a Quick Quart of Quaoar

  66. lies, damn lies! by CodeMunch · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Quaoar orbits the sun ever 288 years

    No, it orbits the sun once per year, just like everyone else. It just equates to 288 earth years :P

  67. How far from earth? by phorm · · Score: 2

    How far exactly does this planetoid come from earth? I suppose if they just noticed it them it's probably nearer to earth lately?

    Hopefully we'll be able to get a decent peek at it now via satellite/telescope. I wonder if they'll be able to get some satellites near enough to take a good look during my lifetime.

    All your old schoolbooks just became useless - phorm

    1. Re:How far from earth? by mikewas · · Score: 2

      There is a plan to send a mission to the outer planets and the Kupier belt. I'm sure a vist to the Kupier Belt's leading citizen will be added if at all possible.

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  68. Re:Our solar system ... by back_pages · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty certain that it's about 12 light hours to Jupiter, but my reference is my foggy memory of some dusty Arthur C. Clarke books. It's not like it would be tough to figure it out. The article mentioned 6x10^9 kilometers, so at a rate of 3x10^5 m/s (light speed, no?) it would be 55.56 light hours from the sun, a little over two Earth days.

  69. Quaoar? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
    I'm sure that someone will auction off the name to some company. Just think! Planet Microsoft (TM).

    Or would that be Microsoft Planet XP (TM)?

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  70. Better names (using Roman gods) by IvyMike · · Score: 3, Informative

    Everybody knows that the planets are supposed to be named after the Roman gods. That's just the way it is. Here's a list of some of the more common Roman gods. I'm sure some of the Hercules and Xena fans out there can add to this list.

    Personally, I like:

    • Minerva, better known by her greek name as Athena. Just because it sounds cool. She sounds like she might be a hottie, too.
    • Somnus, the god of sleep. Because of course a planet that far away from the sun must be asleep.
    • Bacchus, the god of free beer. Just because I like free beer.
    1. Re:Better names (using Roman gods) by SQL+Error · · Score: 3, Informative

      Minerva and Bacchus have already been used for asteroids.

  71. Sawyer called it by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Funny
    [ Loosely paraphrased from Calculating God...]

    Alien: It's only natural that humans would use a base-10 number system. You have 10 of everything. 10 fingers, 10 toes, 10 planets in your solar system...

    Human: Uh, that's nine planets.

    Alien: Keep looking.

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  72. Don't you know... by BoomerSooner · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're going to bring the wrath of Steve Jobs down on you. It's planet "ten" not "X". Trademark pending, patent pending, soul pending.

  73. Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is your favorite pronunciation of Quaoar?
    1) kyoo-ohr
    2) kway-ohr
    3) kwow-ahr
    5) kwak-kwak
    6) k-pax
    7) kow-boi-neel

    1. Re:Slashdot Poll by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      8) I'm mute, you insensitive clod. ;-)

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  74. Talkin' our Uranus! by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 2

    Aren't the names of new planets supposed to be auctioned off by the Gub'ment. I'm wager on Planet Starbucks being the front runner.

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  75. NOT a planet by kstumpf · · Score: 2

    This is NOT a planet, its a Kuiper Belt object. Most likely, it will be referred to as a planetoid.

    Alot of people also argue that Pluto is actually part of the Kuiper Belt and not a true planet. If anything, this discovery hurts Pluto's bid for planet-dom. Also, Pluto has a crumby elliptical orbit that swings near Neptune.

    1. Re:NOT a planet by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

      Pluto is probably a Kuiper Belt object. But it does have one thing going for it as far as planet status goes, it has a moon. If any other kuiper belt objects also are found to have satelites then maybe Pluto should be demoted. But Pluto does seem to have its own orbit (weird as it is) and a moon, so for now its a planet.

  76. Re:Quaoar? by Golias · · Score: 2
    The convention seems to be deities but not necessarily Roman ones.

    Mercury: Roman
    Venus: Roman
    Mars: Roman
    Jupiter: Roman
    Saturn: Roman
    Neptune: Roman
    Uranus: Roman
    Pluto: Roman
    Quaoar: Some tiny Native American tribe from the LA area. So obscure, Google only has one hit for the Karma Whores to link to, and suggests that you must be asking about quasars.

    If you break a convention and wait long enough, you create a new one, so in that sense you are correct, or at least will be if the new name sticks long enough.

    Personally, I'm still irritated at US coins with people other than dead presidents on them, let alone selecting diverse pantheons for naming our planets, but then I'm just a stuffy old conservative.

    As Homer would say, "I like my planets roman, my beer American, and by queers fuh-laming!"

    Uh... that would be the cartoon Homer, obviously, not the one who wrote the Illiad and... oh fuck, what am I saying? This is slashdot. Most of the people here can recite seasons 1-5 of the Simpsons by rote, but have never read anything that wasn't published in English first, unless you count the stupid made-up slang of Gibson's "Neuromancer" as another language.

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  77. Obligatory Simpsons Refernce by LittleGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Suggestion: Planet Kwyjibo.

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  78. Sure! by alienmole · · Score: 2
    I mean... surely 'importance' has to have something to do with human aspirations?

    Your aspirations are simply too puny! We need all the material we can get our hands in, in order to build a Dyson Sphere around the sun!

  79. How about... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

    Why don't we just define a "planet" as "an object that maintains an atmosphere via its gravity well."?

    It'd sure clear up a lot.

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    1. Re:How about... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

      Yup. But how important is it that we consider Mercury a planet and Titan a moon?

      In all the SF I remember reading, if it had an atmosphere, it was colonizable. If it didn't, it was minable. Seems like a logical distinction to me.

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  80. Re:Is it really? - no, it's Vorlon in origin... by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's obvious that this is a Vorlon Planet Killer come to destroy the Earth - Bush convinced them that Al Queda had links to the Shadows.

  81. The traditional name for Sol's 10th planet by devphil · · Score: 5, Interesting


    is Persephone. (per-SEF-oh-nee) This would be the chick from Greek mythology that ate the pomogranate seeds and thus had to stay in Hades for half the year (when the world grows cold), and gets to come out the other half (when the world warms up again).

    Most of the SF and speculative fiction/nonfiction articles over the last few decades have all referred to a tenth planet as Persephone, on the assumption that we would continue naming major astronomical objects for ancient mythological figures.

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    1. Re:The traditional name for Sol's 10th planet by kalidasa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interestingly there are a few problems with the name Persephone. All of the major planets are named for Roman gods; Persephone is the Greek name for the goddess in Latin called Proserpina.

      Second, there is the suggestion that Clarke (or maybe Asimov) made before Charon was discovered: he suggested that Pluto's moon, if one were ever discovered, be named Persephone, and that the name Charon be given to any trans-Plutonian planet, with I think Cerberus being reserved for any moons of that planet. That way someone from outside the system would have to pass Charon and Cerberus (or maybe it was Styx) to get to Pluto and Persephone.

      See the Space Telescope Institute's Press Release for more information about Quaoar; on the name, this link may be of use; it looks like Quaoar is a name from mythology, albeit indigenous American mythology, which makes it consistent with the names of the minor planets and moons (which do not need to be named after Roman gods; the moons of Uranus are even named after characters from Shakespeare : e.g., Oberon and Titania from Much Ado About Nothing, and Ariel and Miranda from The Tempest).

    2. Re:The traditional name for Sol's 10th planet by Rand+Race · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's taken:

      399 Persephone

      This main belt asteroid is approx 52 km in diameter and was discoveredby M Wolf at Heidelberg in 1895. This first determination of the spin period was made from 6 nights ofobservations (by Col Bembrick) over a time span of 6 weeks, representing 58 rotations of the asteroid.The large amplitude of the light curve approx 0.4 magnitudes implies a considerable irregularity in theshape of this asteroid.


      Personally I would think Minerva would be a better fit being a Roman goddess, but that's an asteroid too.

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  82. Discoverer's home page URL by cje · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is a link to the Quaoar FAQ, maintained by Chad Truijillo, one of the planet's co-discoverers. There's a lot of cool stuff there, including the discovery images (animated so you can see it moving across the star field), the Hubble images, information about the orbit, etc.

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  83. Top 5 speculations where 'Quaoar' came from... by Galaphine · · Score: 2, Funny

    5. An inept reporter who misspelled 'Quasar'...
    4. A new interplanetary CDMA relay station sponsored by Qualcomm...
    3. Some drunken Brooklynite...
    2. A homophobic astronomer with a southern drawl...
    1. Somebody tried to use a non-Roman god but couldn't remember the name of that winged Aztec creature...

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  84. Google by jdavidb · · Score: 2

    Right now, if you google for "Quaoar," you'll find one unrelated hit, one news item, and a suggestion that maybe you meant "Quasar."

  85. Wait a minute... by teslatug · · Score: 2

    That means Prot really was an alien

  86. Persephone, damnit! by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    It should be named Persephone (per-sef-an-nee), damnit! Larry Niven must be apeased!

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  87. Need a new Mnemonic! by tommck · · Score: 2

    My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas Quickly!

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  88. Re:The bigger issue by JWW · · Score: 3, Informative

    By definition planets orbit the Sun, thus Jupiter's moons are not planets as they orbit Jupiter.

  89. Re: distance to Jupiter by mfnickster · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...my reference is my foggy memory of some dusty Arthur C. Clarke books. It's not like it would be tough to figure it out.

    In other words, you're too lazy to look it up or do the math before you post! ;-)

    The speed of light in a vacuum is 300,000 km/s (not meters), or 18,000,000 km/min.

    So, here is the actual (approximately) factual information on Jupiter:

    • Distance to sun: 5.2 AU / 777,908,924 km / 43 light-minutes
    • Max. dist. from Earth: 6.2 AU / 927,506,794 km / 51.5 light-minutes
    • Min. dist. from Earth: 4.2 AU / 628,311,054 km / 35 light-minutes

    Of course, all of these vary at apogee, perigee, etc. - but not by much, so cut me some slack! At any rate, you're only off by an order of magnitude or so.

    So this new body, at a distance of 6 billion km from the sun, would be about 333 light-minutes or 5.5 light-hours away. Wow.

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  90. Re:How sure are they? by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

    Actually, this newly found celestial body is not a planet at all, much less a "10th planet" ... It's just a Kuiper belt object, which happens to be rather large. Quaoar further strengthens the theory that Pluto is not a conventional planet but rather a Kuiper Belt object.

    Ten planets? Eight? In either case, it won't matter for at lest 20 more years, when the schools finally getting around to updating their textbooks.

    You know, this makes me think. People get all bent out of shape about trying to detect asteroids hell-bent on destroying the earth, and we are just now finding an entire freaking planet(oid). If God decides to whack us with a rock, I really don't think there is a whole lot we can do to stop it.

  91. Yhink About The Astologers! by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Please! For the love of the neo-pagan movement we must suppress this! Ten planets will totally screw up all of the Astrologer's charts! What is to become of us when we find that all that we thought we knew bout our futures is wrong because we've been assigned the wrong planet?

    Now we find that Jupiter is not ascending, Qualcom, er, Qualuud, er, whateverthehellitscalled is really in the house of Bal Saggoth!

    GGRRRRR!!!! I'll never know my lucky lotto numbers!

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    1. Re:Yhink About The Astologers! by PhxBlue · · Score: 3, Informative

      Feh. Astrology accounted for Chiron when it was discovered back in the seventies. For that matter, astrology accounted for Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto after their respective discoveries. Whether you believe in astrology or not, you can count on people writing papers and books to describe what effects Quaoam (or Qualcomm, or whatever. . . damn, what a forgettable name for a planet) will have on their personal lives.

      . . .or maybe astrology won't account for it. Most astrologers still don't account for precession of the earth's axis and the presence of Ophiucus in the Zodiac. . . so ya never know.

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  92. Re: distance to Jupiter by back_pages · · Score: 2

    Hehe, one man's order of magnitude is another man's rounding error. Thanks for the correction - I'm a computer scientist, not a physicist.

  93. Quickly (duh) by gosand · · Score: 2

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  94. Re:The bigger issue by Derkec · · Score: 2

    We could use Mercury as the basis and grand-father Pluto in. Pluto doesn't really seem to deserve it, from what I've read. However, it now has social merits to being a planet even if the scientific merit is questionable.

  95. Just one question.. by radja · · Score: 2

    Mars - martians
    venus - venusians
    qwaoar - ??????

    //rdj

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  96. Re:In homage to Lovecraft... by Hinkkanen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    H.P. Lovecraft writing about the discovery of Pluto in a letter dated April 1st 1930:

    One wonders what it is like, & what dim-litten fungi may sprout coldly on its frozen surface! I think I shall suggest its being named Yuggoth!

    Selected Letters III (p. 136)

  97. Better idea by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    We should start using Star Wars names for newly discovered planets. Tatooine! Alderaan! Dagobah! Naboo!

    Alternately, we can take a cue from Earth and Beyond, and start naming them after dead astronauts. Planet Grissom! Planet McAuliffe! And so on.

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  98. Re:The bigger issue by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll have none of that! You leave the facts out of this!

  99. So how long until Jack Brennan moves it? by rthille · · Score: 3, Funny


    And puts another Stonehenge in my backyard?

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  100. I can just see the book title now by Arcturax · · Score: 2

    CmdrTaco is from Cruithne, Cowboyneal is from Quaoar

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  101. Uh... no by mark-t · · Score: 2
    They're named after ancient Roman Dieties, actually... not Greek. Although it's true that in general there is a one-to-one accounting for every Greek God to a Roman equivalent (Mercury->Hermes, Jupiter->Zeus, Venus->Aphrodite, etc).

    There's something to be said for tradition, and personally, I think that if it's really a planet they really do need to name it after a character from ancient mythology.

  102. Quaoar follows a circular orbit by Rares+Marian · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry folks, its just some bird crap on the telescope. No self-respect 21st century discovered planet would follow an orbit proposed in a dark old century where people who lived on a flat Earth in a geocentric solar^H^H^H^H^H geo system.

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  103. Re:How sure are they? by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

    Didn't you see Armageddon?

    Besides, if God decides to whack us with a rock, he'll have decided several billion years ago. There doesn't seem to be a lot that changes unexpectedly up there (save the occasional asteroid collision.)

    Oh, and we'll be able to sell lots of commemorative t-shirts, magazines, and specially colored ribbons for the occasion. Go America!

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  104. A few short facts about Quaoar by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Informative

    - Around half the size of Pluto (and there's been dispute if Pluto is a planet).

    - 5% of the sky was looked at before finding Quaoar, so there might very well be a dozen more Quaoar-sized "planets" in the Kupier belt. Even Pluto-sized planets might be out there.

    - Water, methane, methanol, and carbon dioxide ice seem to exist on Quaoar.

    - Quaoar's name isn't decided yet and its designation is 2002 LM60 until a name is officially decided upon in a few months.

    - Quaoar is pronounced "kwah-o-wahr" and is the name of a great force of creation among the Tongva people.

    - Quaoar is 42 AU from Earth, while Pluto and Neptune are both 30 AU from Earth. 1 Astronomical Unit = One "Sun to Earth" distance.

    - If standing on Quaoar, what one would see at the Sun (and the Earth) would be what happened 5 hours ago, since light takes 5 hours to travel to Quaoar.

    - A Space Shuttle would need 25 years to travel to Quaoar.

    - Google News about Quaoar.

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    1. Re:A few short facts about Quaoar by TrevorB · · Score: 2

      A Space Shuttle would need 25 years to travel to Quaoar.

      Is that how they're going to be decomissioned?

      Was that what Buck Rogers' mission was supposed to be?

    2. Re:A few short facts about Quaoar by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      That's just a figure I picked up while browsing through Quaoar sites.. :) I think it's meant to give us an idea of the distance, not to say that it's possible in practice.

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  105. Can anyone answer this? by unicron · · Score: 2

    It seems every year, I hear something about someone discovering "the planet after Pluto". How many times has the 10th planet been discovered now? Is this planet the same thing? Something new. I'm too friggin confused at this point.

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  106. Come on, Moon 2, Moon 2!!! by watanabe · · Score: 4, Funny
    I want this to be moved into orbit around earth, so that we can have two moons, like "Hook." Woo! That would be great. Who wants to fund the expedition? I'm sure we can profit from the new moon somehow. Like, countries could pay to keep it in or out of their orbit... How great would this be? Like "Grandpa, were you there when they added the second moon?" "Yes Deirdre, I was. In fact, I suggested it..."

    Moon2.com. If only it were 1999, this would already be funded!!

    1. Re:Come on, Moon 2, Moon 2!!! by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

      Nice idea reck the planets ecosystem by screwing up the gravitational balance between the earth and the one moon we have. You know the one that regulates the oceans tides.

      Just to have a cool view right out of a subpar movie, I wouldn't want to put up with 100 ft tidal waves for example.

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    2. Re:Come on, Moon 2, Moon 2!!! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      not to mention the effect on surfing.

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  107. Re:Quaoar? by susano_otter · · Score: 2

    The convention is overwhelmingly for Roman deities. With the exception of Earth, all the planets are named after figures from the Greek/Roman pantheon, using the Roman names: Mercury, Venus, [Earth], Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.

    My vote is for Minerva, if it's not already taken.

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  108. furthermore by Preposterous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Some asteroids are now known to have satellites of their own...

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  109. Re:How sure are they? by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

    Didn't you see Armageddon?

    I caught the parts with Liv Tyler in them, yes. ;-)

    Besides, if God decides to whack us with a rock, he'll have decided several billion years ago. There doesn't seem to be a lot that changes unexpectedly up there (save the occasional asteroid collision.)

    Fair enough, I suppose. The Revelation already tells us He decided to whack us with a rock (two of them, actually).

    Oh, and we'll be able to sell lots of commemorative t-shirts, magazines, and specially colored ribbons for the occasion. Go America!

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  110. Re:Most important discovery....???? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
    Let's turn Hubble around and point it at something like Jennifer Love Hewitt or something

    Finally, a space program that makes sense! In other news, I'll be refferring to everything past Neputune as "trans-Neputnian bodies".

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  111. Re:"Sol" by geoswan · · Score: 2

    The thing that grates on my ear is when people refer to "other Solar systems". I think it should be "other stellar systems".

  112. Re:Proposed name for planet... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

    Actually, asdf is easier to type because the letters are on the home row. Maybe the 11 planet could be named AOEU.

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  113. Re:The bigger issue by anshil · · Score: 2

    Isn't the Halley's Comet then also a planet? Or how about crommelin?

    Or how is it with Charon? Can you really say it's a moon of pluto? I mean the difference in masses is not that great, actually you could also say it are two planet orbiting around each other, while orbiting around sun.

    I think to recall there is also some comet orbiting the sun, somewhere between saturn and uran, or other two planets, currently considered to be an comet, but it's as large as pluto. etc.

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  114. None of the above... by Akardam · · Score: 2

    From their FAQ:

    "kwah-o-wahr"

  115. Re:Hah! Got it! by zbuffered · · Score: 2

    Excellent work!
    I'll bet you didn't expect anyone to pick up on that, but euphonious was the Word of the day for Sept 5th, 2002.

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  116. likelihood of Pluto-sized planets. by David+Jao · · Score: 2
    there might very well be a dozen more Quaoar-sized "planets" in the Kupier belt. Even Pluto-sized planets might be out there.

    I think the chance of finding additional Pluto-sized planets is much lower than you suggest.

    Clyde Tombaugh found Pluto in 1930. He continued searching the sky for planets at Lowell Observatory until 1943. In his own words,

    my plates recorded stars five times fainter than Pluto and I covered two-thirds of the sky, and nothing more showed up at all.
    (source: Tombaugh, C.W., The Trans-Neptunian Planet Search. In "Planets and Satellites", Kuiper & Middlehurst (ed.s), University of Chicago Press, 1961.)
    1. Re:likelihood of Pluto-sized planets. by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      I think the chance of finding additional Pluto-sized planets is much lower than you suggest.
      What did I suggest? :-)

      I'm saying Pluto-sized planets might be out there. Which is suggesting that there might be zero, or perhaps two or five. I wouldn't be surprised if a Pluto-sized body was found, simply because it's said that with today's technology, only 5% of the sky has been searched and they've already come up with Quaoar - a body half the size of Pluto. What's saying that a Pluto-sized body can't be out there, which Clyde couldn't find with 1940 technology?

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  117. Re:"Sol" by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the other hand, the sun has been called Sol for much longer than it has the sun, and as such is the reason why we name them solar eclipses, solar systems, solarized films, etc.

    Language is *flexible*.

    For the same reason that 'Photoshopping' is a verb, 'Sol' is the name of our sun. People use it, and the term sticks.

    In a similar vein:

    Sol
    Luna
    boxen
    unices
    Linux (over GNU/Linux)
    Doh
    phat
    slashdotted
    owned/0wnz3d

  118. Rediscover what the Sumerians Discovered by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    So is this another planet that the Sumerians knew about 5000 years ago? Yeah, those ancient peoples who created the first civilizations, written language, mathematics, and astronomy.

  119. Correction to the article by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Funny
    The original poster wrote:
    Quaoar orbits the sun ever 288 years
    Actually, Quaoar fully orbits the sun once every year. 288 Earth years = 1 Quaoar year. Don't be so planetocentric. :)
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  120. It's already got a name! by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

    Everyone knows the 10th planet is already called Mondas... and if you want to change it, you're gonna have to go wave some gold at a bunch of Cybermen.

  121. sort of a setback by sacrilicious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm, ten planets. This renders useless all those messages we've sent for aliens to find... the ones where a sun is shown with nine planets orbiting it, and a humanoid figure shown near the third one.

    Zok: Hey, this looks like the place from the message, check it out: humanoids, single sun...

    Glork: Oh wait though, there are ten planets. Let's keep looking.

    Klork: Drat! I was so looking forward to bestowing the technological gift of perfectly realistic virtual porn on yet another race.

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  122. Re:Hah! Got it! by Fiver-rah · · Score: 2

    Actually I just like the word "euphonious". It's one of my favorite words. Along with snollygoster. And cachet.

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  123. wrong question by solferino · · Score: 2


    we are asking the wrong question when we query
    "how many planets in the solar system?"

    simply we should ask

    Q : "how many inner planets are there?"
    A : 4 - mercury, venus, earth, mars

    and
    Q : "how many gas giants are there?"
    A : 4 - jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune

    these two questions are more meaningful
    and the answers 100% accurate

  124. Quaoar not the only "large" Kupier body by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Informative

    - Varuna was discovered in 2000 and measures 1,000 kilometers in diameter.
    - Ixion was discovered in 2001 and is thought to be of similar size as Quaoar and Varuna.
    - .. and Quaoar itself has actually been imaged in 1982 - 2001 but not detected as a planet until now. How embarassing. :-)

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    1. Re:Quaoar not the only "large" Kupier body by helix400 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Here's a link to a nice graphic comparing the sizes of Pluto-Charon to numerous Kuiper objects. (BTW, the graphic doesn't yet show Ixion, but the prior poster already mentioned that it's roughly the size of Varuna.)

      http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/faculty/jewitt/varuna.ht ml

      Its amazing to see that at least 8 good sized Kuiper objects have been found since 1995, with three big ones (Varuna, Ixion, and Quaoar) being discovered in the last three years. It makes you wonder how many more objects we'll find in the next few years.

    2. Re:Quaoar not the only "large" Kupier body by seanellis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what's most depressing about this? If you Google for Varuna and Ixion, the top link is this one:

      http://astrologershq.com/asteroids.html

      The top link on the world's best web search engine is to a bunch of retarded charlatans who think that this is another piece of bait to separate the gullible from their cash.

      Here's a sample of the tripe from this site:

      'Enter the new theory of Hyperdimensional Space, or Hyperspace. In this theory, "attraction" replaces "gravity". In the Hyperspace theory, velocity is a very important factor. So, the high speed which the outer bodies of our Solar System are traveling become very significant even - influencing the placement of the "Barycenter."'

      These things don't travel at high speed. They travel at low speed. If they have a profound effect, why was it professional astronomers who discovered them, and not astrologers?

      It makes me so angry.

  125. Re:Planet Goatse by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Planet Goatse

    Actually, the Saturnian moon "Mimas" best fits the title of the Goatse Planet, or Goatse Moon.

    http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap950924.html

  126. Where are we going? Planet Ten! by spun · · Score: 2

    When are we going? REAL SOON!
    All praise John Wharfin!

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  127. Great! by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we send that Nsync kid up there tomorrow?

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  128. Great, another season of Sailor Moon... by DavidBrown · · Score: 2

    For love and justice, I am the pretty sailor suited warrior, Sailor Quaoar! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!

    And because Quaoar is named after a Native American God from a tribe near Los Angeles, Sailor Quaoar's attack could be none other then...

    "Quaoar Sticky Tar Pit!"

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  129. Weird name. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2

    But I think we should call it Yuggoth. And then stay the hell away from it lest we find a lake where puf't shoggoths play

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  130. Did you mean:quasar ? by kindbud · · Score: 2
    It's not like astronomy isn't already confusing enough to the public, but I wonder if these geniuses ever thought that maybe there's some other Qu-ending-with-ar name for some other object completely unrelated to the Kuiper belt, like... (oh, I don't know, maybe you never heard of it...) QUASAR?!?! I mean, come on. This name of theirs differs by only one letter from another term that is mentioned in probably - just a guess - every other paper that has been published since they were discovered, what? - almost 40 years ago. I guess that's fairly recent on a astronomical timescale, so maybe they have an excuse for not having been informed of the new research.

    Did you mean to search for:quasar


    No, Google, I didn't mean to search for "quasar".
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  131. Quaoar, a new scrabble word by drwho · · Score: 2

    yes, this is all a hoax so someone can cheat at scrabble.

  132. Well, it could have been worse... by achurch · · Score: 2

    They could have named it "Ogg Quaoar".

  133. Clarification by Nygard · · Score: 2

    According to the IAU, as of 1999, the issue was settled. Pluto is both a planet and a member of the group tentatively called "Trans-Neptunian Objects" -- essentially close Kuiper belt objects.

    "No further debate is planned on this issue."

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  134. Re:Quaoar? by susano_otter · · Score: 2

    Indeed. I have recently refined my position.

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  135. Re:Our solar system ... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Having a great deal in common with other trans-Neptunian Kuiper Belt objects, few astronomers consider Pluto to be a planet at all.

    Well, we should probably wait until we know more about those things way out there. The Pluto/Kuiper probe scheduled to reach the area in 20 or so years will hopefully shed more light on the question.

    Thus, please leave Pluto alone until we look at some of them closer up.

    Perhaps toss the word "planet" entirely. We have big balls of stuff, small balls of stuff, and lots of stuff in-between. Only stars are clear-cut (so far) because you either atomically convert hydrogen or you don't. There is not much in-between.

    I suppose "gas giant" is clear-cut in our solar system, but maybe not in others.

    I hope fights don't break out in astronomy class like the kind evolution/creation debates trigger.

  136. Re:"Sol" by morie · · Score: 2

    I thought it was "de zon", "le soleil" or "die Sonne". Maybe "Sol" has something to do with a reference which surpasses local language?

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  137. Re:"Sol" by castlan · · Score: 2

    Nah, you screwed up the analagy.

    "Sol" is the name of our local star not because of the flexibility of a language, but because the choice of which language to use is flexible.

    Not to say that a language cannot be flexible, especially a "living" language. Be it jargon, regional dialect or slang, slashdotted, boxen, phat can become viable.

    The same isn't true for "Linux" over GNU/Linux. You don't call an apple an "orange" and say that it is correct because language is flexible, without some extreme application of poetic license. You also don't call a star "the Moon", a tree an "apple" or call a GNU OS "Linux".

    Now you might call a potato an "apple of the earth" or a lime a "lemon", but that would be anoter instance where the choice of language is flexible, not where the language itself should be corruptibly flexible.

    If you hate the term GNU/Linux, then just call it GNU. Nobody know's what you are talking about? then call it "GNU with Linux". If they don't know what GNU is, then they probably have no idea what a kernel is, so there is no point in talking about Linux anyway. Say "free Windows alternative".

    Now do you really say "zero-w'nz-three-d"? That isn't really flexibility in language, that is "clever" dissafection, like "womyn". Heavy handed and artificial mutations don't illustrate the flexibility of language, but the speaker's need for attention.

  138. Re:Our solar system ... by barawn · · Score: 2

    Actually, there ARE very clear cut in-between stages.

    First, you can start converting hydrogen, without fully completing the pp cycle (and blowing up into a star). These are brown dwarves, though they are currently loosely defined via mass. You generate SOME heat this way, but not enough to start a full blown thermonuclear burn.

    There's a division between "star" and "planet" - we've got a name for it already, thankfully ("brown dwarf"). There's a clear division between "planet" and "other crap" as well - gravity. Below a certain mass, gravity can't pull an object into a sphere for rocky objects. Thus, asteroids are asteroids because they're aspherical. Note that this makes Ceres a planet, I believe - no big deal.

    So:

    "star": an object which completes the pp cycle or a later thermonuclear burn.
    "brown dwarf": an object which can begin, but not complete, the pp cycle.
    "gas giant planet": an object containing a planet with most of its volume made up of gaseous material. (Gas giant planets have solid cores... we think).
    "planet": a spherical or semispherical rigid body which orbits a point located inside of a star, and NOT a point located inside another non-stellar object.
    "trojan planets": any set of spherical or semispherical bodies which orbit a point located inside a star, and a point in empty space.
    "moon": any sizable body which orbits a point located inside a planet.

    That's a good set of working definitions.

  139. Re:The Moon orbits the Sun, not the Earth by barawn · · Score: 2

    Earth-Moon is definitely not a double planet - you can EASILY define a double-planet system as a system of "larger bodies" where the center-of-mass of the system is in empty space. The Moon orbits the Earth. The Earth does not orbit the Moon - it orbits itself (the center-of-mass of the system is inside the Earth.)

    Does the Moon orbit the Sun? No. It orbits the Earth. The Moon's "path" around the Sun is a very perturbed ellipse. The Earth's path, however, is a perfect ellipse - if you consider the little patch of "Earth" that is the center-of-mass of the Earth-Moon system.

    The problem that you're describing - that from a Sun-stationary point of view, the Moon doesn't look like it's orbiting the Earth - isn't a good argument for the fact that the Moon doesn't orbit the Earth. This fact is true for any object thats orbital period is a significant fraction of the solar year. There are several satellites that would have this same problem!

    The easiest way to ask "what is the Moon orbiting?" is to try to describe its motion as an ellipse about something. That "something" is what it's orbiting - and it would be the center-of-mass of the Earth-Moon system, slightly perturbed by the Sun. The center-of-mass of the Earth-Moon system is inside the Earth. Hence the Moon orbits the Earth.

    You cannot describe the Moon's orbit as an ellipse about the Sun.

  140. Re:Our solar system ... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    There's a clear division between "planet" and "other crap" as well - gravity. Below a certain mass, gravity can't pull an object into a sphere for rocky objects. Thus, asteroids are asteroids because they're aspherical. Note that this makes Ceres a planet, I believe - no big deal.

    Okay, I don't know enough about nuclear fusion/fission to question your brown-dwarf distinctions. However, "spherical" is a very continuous metric. No planet is perfectly spherical. I am sure some sort of cut-off could be devised for it, but it would be an arbitrary constant.

    IOW, the asteroid/planet distinction is *still* not solved.

  141. Re:How sure are they? by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

    Somebody must have been impressed by it. I don't play video games and have been using it since long before Warcraft III came out. :-)

    I'm flattered.

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  142. Re: distance to Jupiter by back_pages · · Score: 2
    What's it take to recognize lame humor these days? A BA in English? Giving computer scientists a bad name? Pointing out that I don't need to be a physicist to do multiplication?

    Holy cow, you have opened my eyes. Thanks for clearing that up. Things which were unknown to me are now known. You have expanded my horizons with insight into things which could not be more obvious if they were on set on fire in a gun powder factory.

  143. Re:"Sol" by kalidasa · · Score: 2

    Sol is the Latin word for "Sun". The Greek term, by the way, would be ho Helios, "the Sun." Likewise Luna and he Selene for the Moon.

  144. Re:Our solar system ... by barawn · · Score: 2

    Not really - saying "arbitrary" is a little much. The question is not its sphericity, but its mass in comparison to its composition. What you're curious about is whether or not the planet is held together by intermolecular forces, or gravitational forces. It's pretty clear cut, to be honest - either a planet is semispherical or it isn't semispherical. While it's true there will be planets "near" the boundary between the two, there will be brown dwarves close to stellar mass ("occasionally" completing the pp cycle), gas giants close to brown dwarf mass ("occasionally" running a few bits of fusion), etc.

    There are ALWAYS "arbitrary" cutoffs when you supply a definition, even if the definition appears clear-cut. However, using "of enough mass to pull itself into a sphere" solves the problem of not having a distinction between planets and asteroids. Right now it's "big" and "little", completely arbitrary as to which one. If you use sphericity, yes, there will be an "arbitrary" cutoff, but there will be a motivation behind it - the point at which self-gravitational forces dominate over intermolecular.

  145. Other Kuiper belt objects by geoswan · · Score: 2

    Here is a link to 2001 KX76 last year's big Kuiper belt object. And here is some more background infor on the Kuiper belt in general.

  146. Re:Our solar system ... by barawn · · Score: 2

    Objects will only pull themselves into a sphere if gravity overcomes the intermolecular forces binding the object together. If it doesn't, they pull themselves into an aggregate sphere - that is, a loose collection of small particles, which is easy enough to distinguish: the density of the object will be less than the density of its composite materials. This is a kind of "inverse Roche limit" for an object. Gaseous objects will easily pull themselves into a sphere, but I didn't say gaseous - I said solid, and in fact, you could simply say "metallo-silicate" and be done. Solar system objects aren't made of "just about anything" - they're made of rock (silicon/iron), gas (hydrogen, etc.), and ice (comets). and even the gas giants have solid cores (most likely). Comets don't have a chance of pulling themselves into a sphere, as the intermolecular forces on ice are quite damned strong.

    As per Earth smacked by a large enough body: Earth was smacked by a Mars sized body, and still stayed (mostly) together. If the Earth is smacked by a body much larger, or with much force, and it doesn't stay together, then it wouldn't be a planet anymore, would it? It'd be a big ring of debris orbiting the Sun for a few million years, and then a planet again when it coalesced.

    The only rocky objects in the solar system that have pulled themselves into a sphere are the planets, several moons, and Ceres. On every other object in the solar system, intermolecular forces dominate over gravity.